Original subtitles

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

Ah.

Right.

Oh.

( laughs )

Tsk!

( mumbling )

Oh. Hmm.

Tsk! Oh!

Oh, blast!

Right.

Hmm?

What?

( mumbling )

Oh!

No.

Oh.

Ahh!

Oh--Oh--Ooh...

Ah--Ah-choo!

( sniffling )

Ooh.

Tsk.

( gasps, laughs )

Ah, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta, ta.

Ohh!

( circus-themed music playing )

( laughing )

( humming along )

( laughs )

Ta, ta, ta, ta, ta!

Ohh!

( static buzzing )

Tsk! Oh!

( boink )

( laughter )

CLOWN: Uh! Uh! Uh!

Tsk! Oh!

Ohh!

( static )

No

Ohh!

Tsk! Ohh!

( sighs )

Oh!

Ah!

( mumbling )

Hmm.

Ah. There it is.

Ah, yes, please.

Hello. Mr. Bean here.

My telly picture's completely gone!

Hurry up!

( tires screech )

Hmph! About time, too.

Hello, gorgeous. Mr. Bean live here?

- He's upstairs. - All right. All right.

Come on, come on.

Yeah, I'm coming, mate.

Oh.

Oh, I can see your problem.

- Hmm? - We'll soon have that fixed.

( laughs )

( mumbling )

All right. I only got one set of ladders, mate.

( sighs )

Tsk!

( gasps )

There he is! ( laughs )

( sniffing )

Ah--Ah-choo!

( laughter )

Uh! Uh! Ahh!

- ( audience applauding - But--!

( grunts )

Ohh!

-REPAIRMAN: Hey, mate? - Hmm?

Here we are. One nest.

MR. BEAN: What is this?

Any chance I can get cash at all?

You know, what I mean?

- Yes, yes. - Anytime. ( laughs )

( sighs )

( mumbling )

Uh, right. Two eggs.

All right.

( gasps )

Tsk! Oh.

( sighs )

Wait a minute.

Aha.

( sniffs )

Mwah!

( mumbling )

( sighs )

- ( faucet handle squeaking ) - Okay.

( water running )

Ah.

( gasping and whimpering )

Ohh!

What is that?

( bird squawking )

( mumbling )

Ugh!

Yuck! Yuck!

Oh.

( muttering )

( hair dryer humming )

MR. BEAN: Now, there we go.

Ah, no.

( chirping )

MR. BEAN: ( mumbling )

Ah.

Ah.

There we are.

( chirp )

( gasps )

No.

( gasps )

( screams )

( screeches )

Aah!

MRS. WICKET: ( screaming )

Hey! Hey! Get off!

( screaming )

( gasps )

( screaming )

No!

Oh! Brbrbrbr!

Right.

Out. Go on.

Out. Go, go, go.

Out, out, out, out, out, out!

( sighs )

Oh.

Oh, look!

( chirping )

( snickering )

( chirping )

( cat snarling )

Oh!

( cat snarling )

Come here, you!

( cat yowling )

( laughs )

Ah. All right.

Yes.

( bird chirps)

Hmm?

Tsk! Oh!

Oh, all right.

Come in if you must.

( chirping )

( mumbling )

Ah!

Oh, num!

BIRD: Mm-mmm!

Oh!

Tsk! Ohh!

( mumbles )

No.

No.

No.

Oh.

That's what you are.

Is that good?

I'll get some more.

( grunts )

There.

Ohh! Pffft!

( humming )

( squawking )

( gasps )

What?

- Ohh! - ( squawking )

( bird squawks )

MR. BEAN: ( groans )

Tsk! Rrr!

Light.

( squawking )

( tires screech )

Come on. Out you go.

Mmm! Mmm! Ohh!

( snickering )

- ( gunshots ) - ( squawking )

( mumbling )

( gasps )

There, now take that!

Blooming pests!

Rrrr! Ugh!

They drive me mad! Ohh!

( bird squawks )

- ( relieved sigh ) - ( wings flapping )

Ohh!

Hmm.

( squawks )

( mumbling )

Watch this.

( screams ) Oof!

Oh, no. Ugh!

Oh. Ptew!

- ( squawks ) - Tsk! ( mumbling )

Oh.

I know.

( grunting )

( thud )

No.

Ready?

( squawks )

Aah!

Yes. Yes.

Now flap, flap like this.

( birds squawking )

( squawking )

( squawking )

( squawking )

Ahh!

( laughs ) Yeah!

Bye-bye.

( sighs )

That's it.

( circus-themed music playing on TV )

( sighs )

Hmm.

( audience laughing )

Oh.

Tsk! Oh!

( mumbles )

( bird squawking )

Yes!

Hello!

( music playing on TV )

( audience laughing )

Uh! Uh! Uh!

( laughing )

Oh.

Hmm.

- ( squawks, beak snaps ) - Ow!

Ah.

( bird squawks )

MR. BEAN: ( sighs )

Uh! Uh! Uh!

( laughing )

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!