Original subtitles

( music playing )

( door slams )

( music playing )

( sighs )

( mumbles )

( scoffs )

( gasps )

Ha.

Oh.

( music playing )

Hmm?

- Oi, oi. - MR. BEAN: What the...

Huh. Oh.

Oh.

Uh, One for me.

- All right, mate? - MR. BEAN: No.

( car engine revving )

( tires screeching )

Come on, Fang.

( dog whimpers )

- Hey. Oi, mister. - Ah.

( dog growling )

( mumbling )

No, no, no, no, no, no, you stay.

- That's all right. Okay. - That's it. That's it.

That's all right.

- Go Fang. Get him. - All right.

BOY: Go, Fang. Good boy, Fang. Look.

Oh.

Go, let's see.

Oh, good boy, Fang.

( siren wailing )

Okay.

That's it.

MAN: Oi, oi. Hey can't open the door!

( music playing )

( mumbling )

Ha. Here we are.

- MAN: Here you go ducklings. - Huh? No.

Here duckling, duckling,

duckling.

Oh.

( laughs )

- MR. BEAN: Good duckling. - Huh?

MR. BEAN: Duckling. - Hey, huh?

Duckling, duckling, duckling.

Come on duckling, come on duckling.

Here's nice little...

( man whistles )

Ducky's.

MR. BEAN: Oh.

- MAN: Ducky's. - All right.

Come on, ducky's.

MAN: Hey.

- Oi, oi. - Yes,

that's it.

And one.

( laughs )

Bye-bye.

( sighs )

( humming )

What this?

Oh, I see.

( mumbling )

Huh?

Huh. Oh.

What's this?

( mumbling )

Right.

( grunts )

( indistinct chatter )

Five minutes more to warm up, thank you.

MR. BEAN: Excuse me, excuse me.

Excuse me.

Excuse me.

Oh.

( Mr. Bean sighs )

Oi, oi.

( scoffs )

Here.

- Watch this. - Oh.

MAN: ( mumbling )

Please.

( music playing )

Oh.

( Mr. Bean screams )

( panting )

MR. BEAN: Oh, here it is.

Here I go.

Oh.

No.

( panting )

( laughs )

MR. BEAN: Oh,

no.

Huh?

( car engine revving )

Ah.

Ah.

( coughing )

Huh?

Bye-bye.

Come on.

Oi, Oi.

- ( scoffs ) - Hello yourself.

- MR. BEAN: Stop. - MAN: Stop.

Stop.

( music playing )

MAN: Oi,

come back.

Oi, you two.

What about my fare?

- Oh, no. - MAN: You ain't paid.

Oh, come on.

Come back here, you two!

Come on.

MAN: Uh-oh.

Here.

- Come on. - Stop them!

Wait mate, come back.

Oi.

Where are you?

Where are you?

I want my fare.

I--oh.

Uh, Aha.

MAN: Just a minute.

- Oh. - Oh.

Ow!

- Come on, come on. - Come on.

Whew!

- Oh. - Oh.

Oh.

Come on.

Okay.

Come on, come on, come on.

We're almost, we're almost.

Come on,

- you can't outrun me. - Oh, no.

I want my fare!

Oi.

Get back here.

- ( thud ) - ( tires screeching )

( Mr. Bean laughs )

Oh, my goodness.

Oi, come back here.

He's knocked out cold.

- What? - Never mind the fare, mate,

just come around.

Oh, no.

MAN: You with the underwear, come back here!

Quick, let's get him in the cab, come on,

- Just go put him in the back. - Oh, wake up.

- MAN: Right. Come on. - MR. BEAN: Come on.

( tires screeching )

All right. Okay. Come on.

Come on, give us a hand then.

- Oh. - MAN: Oh, that's good.

MR. BEAN: What?

Ah.

Oh, that's it.

Oh dear.

( music playing )

What the-- what are you doing here?

You want to beat me?

Oh, ( laughs )

you can't beat me.

Oh.

Ah.

MAN: Let me take this.

Oh, they must be taking their time.

There's no sign of anyone approaching.

- There is no one. - MAN: Oh, dear.

Not such a good time as last year indeed. Yeah.

( panting )

Oh.

Hey, Fang.

Hey, Fang, hey.

Huh?

- Hey, boy. Hey. - Oh, No.

( muttering )

No, no come back.

Here we go.

Oh, that's what I'm saying.

- Here we go. Here we go. - MR. BEAN: Help!

- Oh. - MR. BEAN: Ow!

- Oh. - MAN: Oh, my goodness me.

Oi, oi.

MR. BEAN: Hmm?

Hmm?

( both laughing )

You all right?

All right.

( laughing )

- Oh, after you. - After you.

- No, no, no. After you. - No, no, no. After you.

Oh.

- All right. - All right. All right.

All right.

Oi, oi.

- All right. - Oh, look.

Where?

MR. BEAN: All right, I won.

I won!

( music playing )

( crash )

MR. BEAN: Oh.