Original subtitles

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

( humming )

( pipe rattling )

Ah!

( grunts )

Oh!

( eerie music playing )

Ohh!

( frightened gasps )

Ahh.

- Hmm. - ( water dripping )

- ( floorboards creaking ) - MR. BEAN: ( whimpering )

Oh!

Oh, get this off.

( mouse squeaking )

Ah!

( mumbling )

( water sloshing )

Oh!

( grunts )

Ah!

( glass shatters )

( loud thud )

Oh!

( music box playing )

( gasps )

- ( gasping ) Ooh!

( doll squeaks )

Ohh!

Ohh!

( slams )

( gasping )

- ( squeaking ) - What the...Oh!

( sighs )

( chuckles )

Ohh!

Oh! Shoo shoo!

Ahh!

What's this?

Ohh.

Ohh!

- ( jingling ) - Ohh!

( laughing )

- Hmm. - ( clanking )

( gasps )

Look. ( laughing )

Har har! Har har!

Go on. Go on.

Teddy, walk the plank.

Ooh, go!

( laughs )

Ahh.

Ohh.

( gasps ) That's it!

That's the same thing I have on my head! Look!

Ahh.

( mumbling )

Oh.

( object rattling )

Hmm.

( straining )

Hmm.

Stay there. Stay there.

Ohh.

Ohh.

( gasps )

Hey. I wonder...

Hmm! Ahh...

Oh!

Tsk! Oh!

Ech!

( clanking )

( groans )

Elbow...Ah, yes.

That's the one.

Aha.

Oh.

Tsk!

But where's the-- ( muttering )

Ohh.

Oh.

Ahh.

Ooh-whoo!

- ( thud ) - ( cat screeches )

Oh!

( cat yowls )

Oh.

( sighs )

Tsk! Oh! Puh!

Ooh. Oh!

( gasps )

A map?

( snickers )

Ohh. Now where to find that?

No.

Tsk! No.

( sighs )

( gasps )

I know!

Oh.

Ah.

Ohh. Yes! Yes!

( Mrs. Wicket snoring )

- ( snorting ) - Oh!

( creaks )

( gasps )

Oh!

Eh? Huh?

MR. BEAN: Hmm.

Aha.

( snoring )

( humming "Aloha 'Oe" )

( chuckling )

( snoring )

MR. BEAN: Good. Ah.

- ( purring )

Tsk!

Ah.

Ohh.

( cat meowing and scratching door )

( gasping )

Huh? ( snorting )

Scrapper!

- ( cat meowing ) - ( soot falling )

Scrapper?

Ooh! Ohh!

( snickering )

Oh! Ohh!

Ahh.

What's this?

Oh.

Oh.

Tsk! Oh!

But it--

Oh!

What does that mean?

( gasps )

Oh, look, look!

It's--I know those trees!

Look!

Uh!

Ahh!

Yes, it is!

All right!

Oh.

Ahh.

Oh!

( snickering )

Tch tch!

Ohh!

Hoo!

( frightened gasps )

Ho.

( muttering )

Ah! ( gasps )

- ( chick peeping ) - Ah! Oh!

Ugh! Uh.

Tsk! Oh!

( owl hoots )

Oh. ( nervous chuckle )

( hooting )

There.

( hooting )

Oh ohh! Ah.

Whew. Sheesh.

Ahh!

Ah!

- Ah. - ( squirrel chattering )

Now, let's...let's...

Ahh.

Ohh!

Ah! ( chuckling )

( sighs )

I got it!

Oh.

Huh?

( didgeridoo music playing )

Uh--Uh-- What does that--

What?

( muttering )

( grunting )

Now, where are we?

Here.

All the way down there?

I can't go over there.

No!

No, no, no, no, no!

PILOT: ( on speaker )Welcome aboard.

We're waiting for our slot,

and we're hopeful that it will be a short wait.

MR. BEAN: Ha ha ha har har!

Har har har!

- Ooh! I'm going... ( indistinct )

WOMAN: ( whispering ) Oh, shut up.

( imitating shovel digging )

Ooh. Aha!

WOMAN: ( exhales loudly )

MR. BEAN: Oh, what fun!

Ahh.

Oh!

( gasps )

Oh, no!

Help! We've got to go back!

Oh. Thank you.

WOMAN: Eh?

Well!

( pilots conversing indistinctly )

MR. BEAN: Aah!

Gotta turn around! Gotta go back!

Go back! Go back! Blah!

Ahhh!

PILOT: Oh.

Hello, tower. 434 coming back, over.

( siren )

MEDIC: Oh. What a thing to happen on your holiday.

There you go, mate.

Hmm...

( straining )

Eh? Ooh!

Where's he gone?

MR. BEAN: One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight,

nine, ten, eleven twelve,

thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen,

seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty,

twenty-one, twenty-two, twenty-three.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight...

WOMAN: What?

- Good day. - Eh?

One, two, three...

GOALIE: No!

MR. BEAN: ( gasps )

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...

( mumbling numbers )

- ( thud ) - Oh!

Oh.

Ah.

Right.

Ahh!

Oh! ( chuckles )

Right!

Turn round, come to the middle,

turn to see.

( gasps )

There it is!

There it is! Ohh!

Yes!

( shovel digging )

( Mr. Bean grunting )

( sighs )

Ohh!

( blows )

Oh.

( object rattling )

Ooh!

What's that?

Ohh!

( gasps )

( panting )

( screech )

Ha ha!

Ah! Ohh!

Right! ( mumbling indistinctly )

Oh.

What?

Oh! ( laughing )

Look! Look!

You led me to the jigsaw!

Ohh! Look at that!

( sighs )

Ohh!

Thank you.

( mumbling happily )

Excellent!

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!