Original subtitles

( music playing )

Teddy.

Oh, oh wait.

Hold it.

Yeah.

There's fine.

Right.

Right.

Oh, go on.

Let me see.

Ha.

Ah.

Hmm.

Oh, go on then.

Oh, oh, dear.

( sighs )

Hm.

Oh, three,

two,

one.

( knocking on door )

Right.

Oh, hello!

- Oh! - Let me take that.

Hi.

Look, it's Andre.

Huh. Yeah, it's all right. Hmm.

- ( sighs ) IRMA: Oh.

Now then, let me see.

( Irma humming )

( music playing )

- Eh? - ( TV show plays )

( munching )

Come on, come on.

IRMA: Arrggh.

There you go, Lottie,

you sit there.

Oh.

Oh, I see.

Oi!

Ah!

♪ Zazu-zazu-za... ♪

Hey.

Give it here! What you doing?

- Give it. Give-- - Oi!

- Here, see. - Ohh.

( groans )

Hm.

What's--what are you...

Much better.

( Irma swooning )

- Yeah. - Don't.

- Yeah. Yeah. - Don't. Don't.

- Yeah. Yeah. - Nope. Nope.

- Yeah. Oi! - No, no, no!

( both muttering )

( coughing )

( grunts )

Ooh. Ooh.

Ohhh...

Ahem.

Good afternoon,

I'm looking for a...

May I direct you

towards our...

economy section.

Nah.

- ( muttering ) - No?

Oh.

( Mr. Bean gasps )

CLERK: Yes.

Look at that! Ahh!

That of course

is our super-duper model,

and this is the super-duper

remote control.

Oh.

This is...

MAN: And the super-duper-duper

satellite reception.

( music playing )

Look out!

Where did it go?

It's super-duper

surround sound.

Silly old me.

I'll take it.

Hmm, really?

Oh.

Thank you, goodbye.

Ohhh.

( clerk chuckles )

Just a minute.

Okay.

( sniffing )

( dog barks )

Hey, shoo. Go! Go on!

Jump off. Oi!

Hey, come back here!

Come here. Come here.

Ow! Yi-yi-yi!

You--

Oh, my goodness.

Oh.

( indistinct dialogue )

( grumbling )

( mumbling )

Boring.

- Thank you. Thank you. - ( cheers and applause )

Oh, lots of lovely money,

thank you boys, and girls,

oh, lovely, very nice indeed.

Well, now,

there's an idea.

( clatter )

Ta-da!

And...voila.

Good.

That's good.

( humming )

All right,

let's see, let's see here.

Whoosh!

( imitating weapon fire )

Aahhh!!!

( laughs )

- ( turns on megaphone ) - Wow.

Helloooo! Ha ha ha ha!

Right, what else?

What am I supposed

to do with this?

Here we go. Hmm.

( making silly noises )

This will do nicely.

I am a sock monster.

( indistinct dialogue )

( children laughing )

What?

Not looking good.

Now, let me see.

( melodramatic music playing )

- Here, what's going on? - No! No!

( yawns )

Eh?

( imitating weapon fire )

Ohh.

( Mr. Bean

imitating weapon fire )

Arch! I am a sock monster!

( children scream )

( making monster noises )

I will sock it to you!

( laughs )

Ta-da!

( cheering )

Ahh! Not Teddy Man!

Oh!

Ahh! Ahh!

Thank you.

Oh, you're so kind.

MR. BEAN: Seven,

eight, nine, ten.

Not quite sir. Ha ha!

( muttering )

Eleven,

twelve,

thirteen.

Come on, come on, come on.

Oh.

This is the life.

Oh, let me see. Let me see...

Huh. No, thank you.

Ha! What's the latest?

( knocking on door )

Ah! Here we are.

( Irma grumbles )

- Right. - Evening. Evening.

- Some people! - Have you--

Look behind you.

Look, look, look, look.

Where are you going?

( crooning )

Oh, Andre!

- ( swooning ) - ( muttering )

( groaning )

No, I can't stand it!

I'm sorry,

I can't help myself.

- What? - Right.

No.

No. No.

Ooh.

( laughing )

Oh, wait here.

Ha! There we go.

Hello.

( romantic music plays )

Andre!

Come on, Teddy.

IRMA: Oh, what's that?

Oh,

just leave it now.

What?

- ( Irma laughing ) - ( blowing into megaphone )

( music playing )

MR. BEAN: Ohh.