Original subtitles

( theme music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

( birds chirping )

( engine revving )

( honking )

( humming )

( stomach rumbles )

Ah.

( honking )

( birds squawking )

Whew.

( grunts )

Oh.

Ah-ha.

Come on, Teddy.

( mumbles )

- ( gasps ) - ( dog barking )

( tires screeching )

( dog growls )

Shoo. Go. Go. Shoo.

Shoo.

Get out of the way.

( barks )

There you go.

Go. Go. Go.

Oh.

Oh, oh, my dog.

My good little--oh.

How can I thank you?

And on his birthday too.

- Oh. No. - Do come in.

Please, please, be my guest.

- Bye, bye. - ( clears throat )

Oh.

Hmm, sir, care to come in?

Who? Me?

Do come in and have something to eat.

( mumbles )

( music playing )

Thank you.

Oh.

This way, sir.

Welcome. Hmm.

Wow.

Oh. Hmm.

WOMAN: It isn't much but I like to call it home.

Now, say happy birthday to Binky.

- Hmm? - Give the dog a kiss.

But I can't possibly.

( sighs ) Oh, all right.

We'll be dining in here.

Oh.

Oh, very good.

( clears throat )

Hmm.

Tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk.

- Hey, what are you... - This wouldn't do.

Follow me.

Of course, we'll be dressing for dinner.

Oh, sure.

Toodle-pip.

Your bag, sir.

Hmm?

Oh. Oh, this?

Yes.

Okay.

( sneezes )

Handkerchief, sir.

Oh, no, thank you, no.

Please.

All right. Go on.

Okay.

This one's his lordship's room.

Oh.

I see.

Hmm.

Oh.

( clears throat )

Oh.

This will fit you on.

Oh.

- Allow me. - Oh. Get off.

Get out.

Yes.

Oh.

It's very dirty.

Oh.

Ah.

That's what I'm wearing.

( mumbling )

Oh.

( music playing )

Ah. Hello.

Oh, hello. Oh.

( mutters )

How-howdy.

Ah.

( music playing )

Oh.

( grunts )

Ah.

Ah.

( screams )

( sniffing )

Oh.

( humming )

Hmm.

( humming )

MR. BEAN: Oh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

( sighs )

Hmm. ( gasps )

Pardon me.

( mumbles )

( pants )

Hmm.

- Hmm. - ( sighs )

Oops.

Ah.

Whew.

Ah.

WOMAN: Hello.

Oh, that's my husband's.

( screams )

What?

The hat, take it off. Take it off.

- Don't worry, madam. - Oh. Okay. Sorry.

Hello. Hello.

Hello.

( dog growling )

Ah. Thank you so much.

Hmm.

( mumbling )

( fly buzzing )

Oh. I see.

Yeah.

Hmm.

What is she doing?

Ah.

I see.

This.

Oh.

- Turbot. - Thank you.

( dog yips )

WOMAN: Happy birthday, Binky.

Hmm. Oh.

- Allow me. - Thank you, sir.

But, but, but, but...

Your fish, madam.

- Madam. - Do tuck in.

And don't let it get cold.

- Finished? - Hmm, lovely. Thank you.

( dog coughs )

( gasps )

( clears throat ) Is Sir, quiet all right?

( coughs )

( screams )

( dog barking )

Oh, Binky.

Oh, thank you so much. You saved my dog again.

Now, do come to the drawing room.

Now, there he is as a puppy with a turkey.

Oh, that's his first birthday.

And sausages is always is favorite,

and the chops get bigger, if you know what I mean.

( laughs )

I think this next one you'll find very interesting.

This was taken about six months ago.

And where it was taken...

oh.

WOMAN: Goodness me, open the lights.

MAN: Stay where you are, madam.

WOMAN: Hello. Somebody help. I can't see a thing here.

( music playing )

Oh.

( chuckles )

( dog barks )

( grunts )

( mumbling )

Stop.

( gulps )

( grunts )

Oh.

Ugh.

MAN: Now, I'll go fetch your wrap, madam.

MAN: ( humming )

MAN: Oh. He's not in here.

Oh.

WOMAN: Have you found my shawl?

Coming, madam.

( sneezes )

( music playing )

( dog growling )

Oh. Shoo.

( clears throat )

It's getting late. I was just--I have to go.

( crying )

No, no, no.

Sir.

( crying )

You can see for yourself the way things are.

( mumbling )

No, I can't take it. Oh, certainly not.

Thank you.

Do call again next time.

( mumbling )

- Bye-bye. - See you.

Bye-bye. Bye.

- Good bye. - Bye-bye.

- Bye. - Good luck.

( laughing )

( honking )

There's another one.

( chuckles )

Off you go.

( dog barking )

( humming )

WOMAN: How can I thank you? My doggy's birthday too.

( gasps )

( theme music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

MR. BEAN: Oh.