Original subtitles

( music playing )

( toy plane engine revving )

MR. BEAN: ( imitates plane engine whirring )

( magpie chattering )

( keys clinking )

( gasps )

Oh.

Get going... ( gasps )

( engine revving )

( muttering )

( gasps )

Oh,

hmm?

( engine revving )

Hmm,

hmm,

huh.

Right.

- ( engine revving ) - ( keys clinking )

MR. BEAN: Oh.

( engine revving )

Aha.

Go on, Teddy.

Aw, ugh.

Aw.

( thuds )

MR. BEAN: ( muttering )

( gasps )

Oh, no. What have I done?

( magpie calling )

Oh, phew.

Oh.

( magpie calling )

Oh.

Oh, uh, huh.

Huh

( muttering )

( birds chirping )

Oh, oh.

There you go.

- ( gasps ) - ( magpie calling )

Oh, good.

- ( magpie calling ) - ( laughs )

( gasps )

( music playing )

Teddy.

My goodness.

( music playing )

( grunts )

Teddy, Teddy.

( gasps )

( music playing )

Gone. Uh-oh.

Teddy.

There you go.

( laughs )

Huh?

Oh, the keys.

Oh.

( muttering )

( gasps )

What the--oh!

( magpie calling )

MR. BEAN: Oh.

Yeah. Okay. Okay.

Hmm, hmp.

( magpie calling )

Uh-huh.

Hmm. What?

( music playing )

Hmm.

( muttering )

( music playing )

Okay.

( muttering )

Good.

( magpie calling )

MR. BEAN: Oh, no.

Hmm.

Right. Wait there.

All right.

Go on.

Down the stairs.

Carefully. Come on.

Come on.

Oh, wait there.

Ta-da.

( muttering )

- ( magpie calling ) - Uh-hmm.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good.

( gasps )

Yes, yes.

( magpie calling )

Come on, go on.

Yeah.

Now this is ( muttering )

( magpie calling )

( muttering )

- Oh. - MAN: Yeah, boy.

- MR. BEAN: Oh. - MAN: In The Tower of London

where Her Majesty

keeps the crown jewels.

WOMAN: ( muttering )

( magpie calling )

No.

( owl howling )

( muttering )

MAN: ( inaudible )

in a range of colors

normally seen in this avian variety.

MAN: State Crown worn by Her Majesty.

( sighs )

Oh.

Hmm.

Huh,

hello.

( magpie calling )

MR. BEAN: Ah,

good.

Huh?

- Hmm. - MAN: ( inaudible )

- ( owl hooting ) - Hmm.

( muttering )

( sighs )

- ( dog barking ) - MR. BEAN: Night, night.

- ( magpie calling ) - MR. BEAN: ( sighs )

( snoring )

( magpie calling )

MRS. WICKET: Right.

Hmm, puss, puss, puss, puss,

come on.

Puss.

( muttering )

( pot shatters )

( music playing )

MRS. WICKET: ( snoring )

( dog barking )

( music playing )

( dog barking )

( screams )

Oh.

What?

Oh, stupid.

( siren wailing )

What the...

( muttering )

Huh? What's going on?

What?

Oh,

oh,

I know.

- Officer, hmm... - Missus

( muttering )

I don't have much money

- but, uh... - ( clears throat )

- ( inaudible ) - Excuse me.

( clears throat )

Look what I found.

( gasps )

- Oh. - Oh.

- Hmm. - Hmm.

Uh, what's wrong?

What?

Right.

- Where is it? - Right.

Where is it?

Oh, oh.

( gasps )

MAN: Caught red-handed.

( gasps )

MRS. WICKET: I should have known.

( laughs )

( muttering )

( siren wailing )

I don't know ( muttering )

( laughing )

- ( muttering ) - MR. BEAN: Right. Uh-hmm.

MAN: ( laughing )

( grunts )

WOMAN: Station to Sarge. Station to Sarge.

- What? - WOMAN: ( inaudible )

Right. I'm on my way.

( sighs )

( music playing )

( magpie calling )

- MR. BEAN: Oh. - ( magpie calling )

Oh ( muttering )

( magpie calling )

MAN: Wait a minute, madam.

Hmm, hmm?

What do you think you're doing? This is a police vehicle, madam.

You can't give me a parking for it.

- Just doing my job. - But I am a police officer.

- Look. Just move it. - MAN: This is a police vehicle.

You-- ( grunts )

Yeah, ugh,

look at what she did.

Oh.

( grunts )

( makes noise )

( gasps )

( laughs )

Hey, look,

look, hey, hey,

look, look.

No, no, no, no, that, that, that, that.

Yes. Yes. Yeah.

Go on. Go on.

Go on. Go and get it.

- Go on. - ( key clinking )

Yes.

Yes.

Oh, this is fantastic.

I'll continue the interrogation.

What ( muttering )

( gasps )

Where did the prisoner go?

( muttering )

I don't know where he go.

No. Huh?

Hello.

( grunts )

Look.

Aye.

No.

- Just--what? - You see?

Look at--look at it.

Look, please, please. There.

- MAN: What? - MR. BEAN: Yeah.

Oh.

That's how it happened.

( magpie calling )

I'm going to lose me stripes.

( magpie calling )

( sighs )

Huh?

( magpie calling )

Hmm?

( magpie calling )

Oh, no.

( music playing )

MR. BEAN: Oh.