Original subtitles

( music playing )

( giggles )

( mumbles )

( mumbles )

Ta-dah!

Oh, hello.

( humming )

MRS. WICKET: ( clears throat )

Mr. Bean.

You get on with it.

( mutters )

( laughs )

( meows )

I'll show you.

( mutters )

Right here.

MR. BEAN: What?

MRS. WICKET: Decorating day.

Remember?

( sighs )

Then you can have your fun.

( mutters )

( growls )

( yowls )

Sorry.

( giggles )

( mutters )

( sighs )

( meows )

What?

( mutters )

( meows )

Huh?

Oh.

( mutters )

( sighs )

Dear, oh, dear.

Get on with it.

What?

Oh.

( sighs )

( door closes )

( meows )

MR. BEAN: ( gasps )

( mutters )

All right.

You come here, you...

( gasps )

Oh, you pussy.

( mutters )

( meows )

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

( grunts )

( meows )

( mumbles )

( meows )

See you around.

( laughs )

( music playing )

Oh.

I love it.

( gasps )

Yes.

We're going out.

Out we go.

( laughs )

- Morning. - Morning.

Wait.

( gasps )

( whistling )

Ah.

Go.

( clattering )

Oh, no.

All right.

Oh, no.

Teddy, you better not say anything.

( mimics cutting throat )

( sighs )

Oh, right.

( mumbles )

This one looks good.

( tires screeches )

Here we are.

Hello.

- Good morning. - Hello.

( mumbles )

One of those?

Oh, I've only got these lovely kitties.

Tsk, tsk, tsk.

( mumbles )

( clears throat )

( mimics a cat )

- Okay? - No.

Try this place. Here.

Yeah.

( music playing )

Hmm.

( meows )

( meows echoing )

( sniffs )

( mutters )

- Oh, good morning. - Good morning.

Can I help you?

I'm looking for a cat.

A cat?

Well, look a little harder.

Thank you.

( gasps )

That's it.

WOMAN: You already picked one?

Can I see?

Of course you can.

Shoo, shoo, shoo.

Come on now.

Take your pick.

( sniffs )

Oh, no.

( growls )

( exhales )

( meows )

( gasps )

Oh, that's it.

All right.

WOMAN: ( gasps )

Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

This one's mine.

Oh.

Ah.

( meows echoing )

( alarm ringing )

WOMAN: Oh, no.

What is going on?

What is going on?

( music playing )

Oh, no.

( screams )

Paws, paws, paws.

Scrapper! Scrapper!

Come on.

Oh, Scrapper.

( sighs )

( humming )

( meows )

Hmm.

Right.

( humming )

MR. BEAN: Ta-dah!

( meows )

MR. BEAN: Hmm.

Not bad.

Scrapper!

Scrapper, where are you?

Stay here.

MRS. WICKET: Oh, Scrapper.

( clears throat )

Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Oh.

( smooches )

Come on, now. Come to mommy.

Here you are. Here you are.

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.

But he likes you.

( chuckles )

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Shoo.

( growls )

There you go.

I see, that's my boy.

Come on now. Come on now.

Get in there.

Here's some milk for you.

Come along.

Here. Tuck in.

Nice. Oh.

Huh?

Oh, what's that?

Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Oh.

Oh, fleas!

Oh.

I'll do something all right, for it.

I got anti-flea.

Come here. That's my boy.

That's it. Just wait there.

( meows )

All right.

Here we go.

In you go.

No, no, no. ( gasps )

We have to get this off you.

Oh, hey.

( burps )

( meows )

Oh, Bean!

( chuckles )

That's it!

Out, Mr. Bean!

( grunts )

And stay out!

( gasps )

( meows )

( growls )

Oh, oh.

Oh, Scrapper.

( mutters )

Teddy.

( sighs )

MRS. WICKET: Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Take this one home.

( mutters )

( purring )

Stay there. Hey, stay.

You, in there.

Look at this mess.

You fix it!

MR. BEAN: Oh, no, no, no.

- Get on with it. - Please, please.

Oh.

( owl hoots )

( cat meows )

( music playing )

MR. BEAN: Oh.