Original subtitles

( music playing )

( glass shatters )

( door slams )

( music playing )

MR. BEAN: Oh, what's that?

( muttering )

Ah, oh.

( blows kiss )

( chuckle )

Here we are.

Ahh!

Oh.

Ta-da.

ROXY: ♪ My funny man ♪

♪ Stay by my side ♪

- ♪ Where have you been? ♪ - ♪ Been ♪

- ROXY: ♪ My funny man... ♪ - Oh, no.

ROXY: ♪ ...why did you hide? ♪

♪ Where have you been? ♪

♪ Been ♪

♪ I dreamt our love really came true... ♪

- ( gasps ) - ( muttering )

Huh. Oh, goodness me.

Oh, goodness me. Oh, gracious. Quick.

ROXY: ♪ ...I could meet someone... ♪

♪ Been--have you been... ♪

( scratched record repeats )

♪ Have you been-- have you been ♪

Oh.

Ahh.

( giggles )

Oh, oh.

( gasps )

- ( tires screeching ) - ( Mr. Bean muttering )

Where's that book? Huh! Ahh.

- Huh? - ( gasps )

Roxy!

Out of the way, out of the way.

- ( indistinct chatter ) - WOMAN: Oh, over here, Roxy.

- Over here. - MR. BEAN: Excuse me.

- I love you, Roxy. - Let me see, let me see.

- And so stay back. - MR. BEAN: Excuse me.

- Excuse me. - ( gasps )

( crowd screaming )

MAN: Roxy. Roxy.

- ( indistinct chatter ) - WOMAN: Roxy, over here.

( purring )

( indistinct chatter )

Okay.

- Hmm. - ( indistinct chatter )

MR. BEAN: Look, I can't see. I can't--excuse me.

Excuse--I can't see a thing.

- Beautiful. - ( Mr. Bean grunts )

Hello, ladies.

( gasps )

Roxy. That's me.

Yes, she's beautiful.

( gulp )

- ( indistinct chatter ) - ( muttering )

MR. BEAN: Excuse me. I want--no.

( indistinct chatter )

Ah.

- All right. - ( clears throat )

- Oh. - MR. BEAN: Ta-da.

Yeah.

Roxy.

- Oh. - ( purring )

( comical gibberish )

Hello.

Hi. Well, hi there.

- Hmm, time's up. - MR. BEAN: Get--put me down.

Roxy's in.

MR. BEAN: Roxy. Ohhh!

Hmm.

( music playing )

Ay-yayayayayay.

Ohh.

No, oh, no.

Huh?

( grunts )

Oh, goodness me.

Oh, hmm.

There you are, keep the change.

- Blimey. - ( grunts )

What?

Need a hand?

Oh, thank you.

Yeah. Mnh.

( grunts )

Okay. Thank you.

Later.

( chuckles )

( music playing )

Oh.

( muttering )

MAN: Okay, Ms. Roxy.

( clears throat )

Hmm. ( sniffs )

Hmm?

( grumbling )

( delivery man humming )

Well-- oh, yes.

( humming )

Oh, lovely. Oh.

Oh, one of me best. Right.

Excuse me.

Oh, right.

( grunts )

( yelps )

Huh?

Hmm?

( whistling )

MAN: Wait there.

- Okay. Ms. Roxy? - ROXY: Come in.

Go on.

- Thank you. - Oh, hmm.

( Roxy humming )

Here we are.

What?

- Oh, my goodness. - ( Roxy humming )

( muttering )

( gasps )

Oh, my.

For me?

- ( glass shatters ) - Ohh!

MAN: Ms. Roxy?

Ma'am, you...

( snoring )

Hmm...

Come on. For the last time.

Oh.

- Oh. - Hmm.

- Out. - ( screams )

- Good night. - ( grunts )

- ( music playing ) - ( sighs )

( music playing )

Oh, wait a minute.

Where are we?

( applause )

( music playing )

♪ My funny man ♪

♪ Stay by my side ♪

♪ Where have you been? ♪

- ♪ Been ♪ - ROXY: ♪ My funny man... ♪

- Oh. Da, da, da. - ROXY: ♪ Why did you hide? ♪

- ♪ Where have you been? ♪ - ♪ Been ♪

Da, da. Ah!

- ( muttering ) - ROXY: ♪ I dreamt our love ♪

( comical mumbling )

♪ My world was gray, each night I pray ♪

( muttering )

♪ That I could meet someone just like you ♪

♪ My funny man ♪

♪ Lift up your eyes ♪

♪ Where have you been? ♪

MR. BEAN: Hello?

Where am I?

Hello?

( grunts )

ROXY: Ohh!

BEAN: Oh!

You.

Oh, my goodness.

( audience tittering )

Could I have your autograph, please?

Sure.

Oh.

( audience laughing )

( gasps )

Hmm.

( chuckling )

From the top.

- ( music playing ) - ♪ My funny man... ♪

Oh. ( grunts )

Stay out.

No. Ohh.

♪ ...than it's ever ♪

♪ been ♪

( audience applauding )

( music playing )

( sighs )

Dear me.

Oh, no.

No.

( sighs )

Oh.

( chuckles )

Oh.

( laughs softly )

Oh!

( humming )

Don't--no. Ohh!

ROXY: ♪ My funny man ♪

♪ Stay by my side ♪

♪ Where have you been? ♪

♪ My funny man ♪

♪ Why did you hide? ♪

♪ Where have you been? ♪

Been.

Yours, I think.

Hmm.

- Wow. - Oh.

( purring )

( comical stammering )

( groans )

( sighs )

Bye.

( heavy sigh )

( soft chuckle )

Oh!

( gasps )

( frustrated groan )

- ( tires screech ) - ROXY: ♪ Have you been... ♪

♪ Have you been-- have you been ♪

( scratched record repeats )

♪ Have you been-- have you been ♪

Ay-yayayayayay.

( sobs )

MR. BEAN: Oh.

( giggling )

( muttering )

Look at that.

( blows kiss )

- ROXY: ♪ ...by my side ♪ - ( Mr. Bean humming )

ROXY: ♪ Where have you been? ♪

MR. BEAN: ♪ Been ♪

- ( cats yowling ) - ROXY: ♪ My funny man ♪

( music playing )

MR. BEAN: Oh.