Original subtitles

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

( door slams )

( humming )

Ah. ( mumbling )

( door opens )

( circus-themed music playing on TV )

( laughing )

( braying laugh )

( roaring )

( audience gasps )

MR. BEAN: ( laughing )

( braying )

Watch this.

( hammer pounding )

Tsk! Oh!

( chuckling )

- ( hammer pounding ) - Tsk! Oh!

- ( pounding ) - Tsk! Oh!

What the--

( pounding )

Oh, eh?

( pounding wall )

( hammer pounding )

- Hmm! - ( pounding )

Oh.

Huh?

Unh! Unh! Unh!

Unh! Unh! Unh!

- ( glass shatters ) - ( gasps )

What the--

Right.

Rrrr.

Unh!

Unh!

- Unh! - ( clattering )

( gasps )

( tapping )

- Huh. - ( man groaning )

- Ha! - ( hammer pounds )

( pounding )

Doh!

Ohh!

Right.

( pounding continues )

( straining )

( sighs )

Here.

( audience gasps )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!

( laughing )

( Mr. Bean laughing )

( fussing )

( loudly crying )

( laughing )

Huh? Tsk! Oh!

- ( baby crying ) - Right.

( hammer pounding, baby crying )

( music playing on TV )

Ahh!

( snickering )

( audience laughing )

( laughing )

( laughing hysterically )

- ( thud on fence ) - BOY: Yeah!

- ( thud ) - BOY: Oh!

MR. BEAN: Oh, dear!

BOY: There! Oh!

Hey!

Shh!

Huh? Nnn!

( gasps ) Oh!

- Pfft! - BOY: Yeah!

- ( ball bouncing ) - Yeah!

MR. BEAN: Tsk! Ohh!

BOY: Ohh!

- A...ha! - BOY: Hello?

Mister!

Uh, the ball, please!

- ( laughing ) - Hey!

BOY: Hey, uh...

Hello!

Here! There! It's mine!

Hello.

Mmm.

( laughing )

Tsk! Aww!

- Right. - ( kick )

- Come on! - ( dog growling )

( vicious barking )

( boy laughing )

Ohh!

( muttering )

Ahh!

Hmm.

( dog barking )

( munching )

- ( barking ) - Ohh!

( barking stops )

( barking )

( dog munching )

( barking )

( laughing )

Here, Teddy. Teddy, look.

Teddy?

( gasps )

Ah! Oh!

No, no, no, no, no! You'll rip it.

Oh, no. Oh, no.

( babbling ) My Teddy!

( babbling )

( panting )

What?!

Ah. May I have my Teddy back, please?

BOY: No!

There!

Now, wait.

- Oh! - ( boy laughing )

Ohh!

( muttering )

( small dog barking )

MAN: Heel, boy! Heel!

Huh!

MAN: Will you please stop! Stop!

Ahh! Yes! Yes! Yes!

Aha! ( giggling )

And that.

And this.

And that.

MR. BEAN: Woof woof woof woof woof woof.

( barking )

- Woof woof woof woof woof. - ( panting )

Mmm-wah!

Whoo! Ruff!

Ruff. Ruff ruff ruff ruff.

Right. I leave that there.

( dog barking )

( Mr. Bean grunts )

Oh!

( growling )

Ooh ooh!

- ( barking ) - (panting )

( cat yowls )

Ohh! Hmm.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

Here, kitty, kitty.

Here you go. Here you go.

There's a good kitty!

There. Well...

( dog barking, cat yowling )

( laughing )

Ahh!

Ohh!

- ( dog yelps ) - Hmm?

- Hmm. - ( purring )

( sighs )

- ( audience laughing on TV ) - ( sighs )

( laughing )

Ohh!

( laughing )

- ( dance music playing ) - Tsk! Oh!

Oh, my favorite!

A-hem!

Huh?

Could you turn it off?

Hmph!

- ( can crinkling ) - No!

- ( hammer pounding ) - Ohh!

( shatters )

( baby crying )

Ohh!

( growls )

Ahh!

( trombone playing scale badly )

Oh!

Oh, no!

Doh!

( grumbling )

Oh.

( grunting )

Oh!

- ( silence ) - Ahh!

- Ah! - ( knuckles crack )

( chuckling )

( audience laughing )

Oh! ( chuckling )

( snickering )

( drums playing )

What? Ohh!

- Ohh! ( grumbling ) - ( baby crying )

Ah!

( chuckles )

( grunting )

- ( silence ) - Ah!

( sighs )

Ohh! Ohh!

( gasps )

- Nooo! - ( noises overlapping )

WOMAN: What was that?

( noises overlapping )

( growling )

Right!

( dog barking )

( drums playing )

MR. BEAN: Ah. Ahh!

( baby crying )

Ahh!

( trombone playing )

( snickering )

Yes, yes!

( hammer pounding )

Ooh-ooh.

( owl hooting )

( soft music playing on TV )

( burps )

ALL: Shh!

( sniffles )

Oh, well.

WOMAN: Come on, you lot, bedtime.

( both snoring )

( snickers )

Ahh!

( muted sounds on tape recorder )

Ahh!

( baby crying )

WOMAN: Huh?

MAN: Huh? Eh?

( baby crying )

It's your turn.

- ( baby crying ) - ( light switches clicking )

( dog barking, trombone playing )

( muted noises )

( overlapping noises )

WOMAN: Oh, would you shut up!

MAN: Do you know what time it is?

Oh, come on! I'm trying to get some sleep here!

( music playing )

( flashlight bulb shatters )

MR. BEAN: Ohh!