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Being rich feels really amazing.

We can do anything we can.

But don't let it get over your head.

Remember that we're still poor just a week ago.

A week ago

You're in my way.

Mang Ujang, give me some coffee.

Hey, Toy, Li.

Don't you think today is a little bit too hot?

Not hotter than my family issues!

Still not hotter than if Yuli married another man.

Wait, are you guys having a problem?

Well, you know what mine is. Of course my marriage.

Yeah, marriage issues are never far from money issues.

Dad, where's the bike you promised me?

You're full of empty promises, like political campaigns.

Watch your mouth, kid.

Just do your homework, I'll get your bike later.

- But when? - Did I say when I will get you the bike?

- Tomorrow. - Then tomorrow it is!

And why are you asking now?

But you said that yesterday. That means today.

Today means today. Tomorrow is tomorrow.

Just keep studying. So you'll be smart like your dad.

Smart like you?

What did you say?

You're just smart enough to lie to your son.

Where's my grocery money?

Tomorrow!

Jeez, talking to you makes me hungry.

You're useless!

Meal is delayed until tomorrow

How do you like tomorrow?

I'm not a beggar of love

Dad!

Hot, hot, hot!

Okay, I got it.

Why are you spraying me?

You said you're hot. I meant to cool you down and to make your head fertile.

Fertile? You think my head is a garden or what?

What do you want, anyway?

Well, you know, I just need some cash.

I have been saving a deposit, but I can't take.

So can you lend me 200 thousand?

I don't care what you're talking about!

I can get you to divorce if I want!

Listen, if you still can't find a real job next month...

...you need to know that I will take my daughter and grandson away from you.

And I will throw you out on the street.

Problems and money are inseparable.

If you don't want any problems, then you should have money.

If you don't have any money, then you'll have problems.

You also don't have any money. Don't be arrogant, you crazy.

"A bike thief returns to the victim's house to ask for the vehicle registration."

Oh my God!

What are you doing, Yok?

I want to read newspaper too.

You just want some freebies, don't you?

No, I just read the news that corruptors are looking for weirder ways to avoid the law.

They hired a shaman to make them insane, so their testimony is useless...

...and they can't be put in jail.

But I blame the law for that.

The rights are wrong, and the wrongs are right.

These are crazy times we're living in.

Even my lawyer friend told me...

...with a lot of money, corruptors won't go to jail.

- No way! - That's true.

Why do you need to bring a lot of money when you're in jail?

It's better to hide it in other countries, right?

You read my newspaper, drank my coffee, and you're not funny!

That's nothing compared to mine.

- Peace be unto you - Peace is unto you too.

- Let me take you for a ride. - No thanks.

I don't like it you always broke on purpose.

Really?

But my new bike doesn't have any brakes, it's super fast.

Nope. I'm going with Feri instead.

- Okay, then. - Hey!

- Ali Oncom! - Uca!

I was just going to return this bike.

Here!

This is a great bike.

I'll pay you for it. A thousand rupiah a month.

Hey, Ali!

If you don't claim your bike tomorrow, my boss will auction it!

Nyet! See you later.

You just had some customers, right? No commission for me?

Hey, Baldy! Get back here!

Ali, why are you running? Come here.

I'm coming up there!

Hold on.

Bucktooth, and bald on the back.

You must be Ali Oncom!

How did you know? Am I that famous?

Pay your debt, now!

You can't run anywhere, now. Pay up!

This is bad.

- Let's go! - Come on.

Ali, are you coming or not?

Hey, behave yourself! Let's go!

Who was that guy?

That guy earlier?

A debt collector.

- Debt collector? - Yes.

You have too much debt!

You also have a debt with me?

- What debt? - A debt of promising to marry me!

Done! That's easy!

I know a headman, a close friend of mine.

But don't forget the gold and diamond ring.

That would be a bit difficult.

You know that my transport business is kind of slow today.

That's bike taxi, not transport business!

If you can't marry me, then at least try to make me happy.

Go out to the mall, or even a convenience store!

I can't do it either, Yul.

Fine, if you don't wanna change, then we can't stay together!

I'm ashamed because people say I have a poor boyfriend like you!

Yul, why are you saying that?

Yul!

Gosh, I sound like I'm calling a Tuyul.

Yul, Yul, Tuyul.

Where do I get the money from?

So it's you're like falling off, get hit by a stair, ran over by rickshaw...

...and getting spat at by a hobo.

That's funny, isn't it?

- Asshole. - Okay, enough.

This is a lesson for you guys. Stop mounting debt.

You're the one to talk.

Read it.

Understand it.

Grasp it.

And pay for it.

Lecturing everyone about debt, but look who's talking.

Wait a second. I don't think I have this much debt.

I only had coffee, fried food, and the most expensive is the noodles.

Yeah, but that's every day, ever since this place opened.

Since '45?

- On our Independence Day. - Right!

Relax. When I become a councilman and become a rich person...

...I will escape to Singapore.

- Stop talking nonsense. - No, of course, I'll pay you back.

Catch this.

I think your debt is cleared!

Cleared? More like I'm mounting a big one!

Can't you see this place is on fire?

Help...

Crap! Help!

Hey! Don't run, you bastard!

Fire! Help!

Help!

My place is on fire!

Damn you, Doyok!

Get Doyok, he's the one who did this!

How dare you leave me behind?

Mommy, daddy...

I'm broke now.

Doyok, you stupid bastard.

Hey, you should pay for Mang Ujang's shop. It's completely burnt down.

With what? Your head? Where do I get the money from?

Doyok, you're a troublemaker.

It might be wonderful to be rich.

Wake up!

Stop daydreaming!

Wretched kids!

But they're right!

We have to stop dreaming.

That won't make us any richer.

It's time we look for a job.

Looking for trouble is a lot easier.

You think getting a job is as easy as taking a step?

Who knows? Have you tried it?

Look, I'm taking one step forward.

Doyok?

- It's Poskota! - So?

You guys are so dumb.

I mean, read the job ads section.

Great idea!

Otoy, you're talking big!

You're not even a college graduate, you can't get a job.

Look for an office job.

Do you think an office would want to hire us?

There is!

- All praise to God. - But it's not an office job.

- What job? - A wet job.

Now, this is what I'm talking about.

Wait a minute.

What kind of wet job?

Car wash. They're looking for new employees.

The salary is UMR.

UMR?

Age?

So they pay us by adding extra age?

UMR. Minimum Regional Wage. It's around three million.

- And they give a good tip. - What are the requirements?

You have to be healthy, under 50, and an Indonesian citizen.

That's it.

- Let's go for it! - Hold on.

What citizen am I, by the way?

Let's leave him.

What country is Ciseeng in?

Ali, I'm even surprised you are still alive.

Wetlands work

Good luck on your job.

And be careful, you understand?

Do not make any scratch.

- Yes, Boss! - Yes, Boss!

- Finally, we have something to do. - Right.

Let's hope we can rebuild Mang Ujang's stall with this.

- Amen. - So I can burn it down again.

I'm gonna amen on that.

- And please make me richer! - Amen!

- So I can pay for my bike! - Amen!

- So I can marry Yuli. - Amen!

So I can buy a pawn shop.

So if Yuli needs a diamond ring, she can just pick one.

- Oh my God! - Do I pay you to chit-chat?

- Get to work! - Jeez.

- I did not know Rico Dewanto is this grumpy. - Right. Like his in-laws.

Hit it!

What are you doing? Wipe like this.

Keep working, don't give up!

For three of you.

What?

- How much he gave you? - He just said thanks.

- Don't lie! - Fine. Here it is.

You made my car looks very clean.

Not just clean, but pretty.

Really?

Thanks!

You've got so much already.

Your shift is over, you can go home.

- Okay. - We're working again tomorrow?

Of course you are. Come back in the morning. Don't be late.

Okay, boss.

- Be cool about it, boss. - Yeah.

- Let's go home. - Hold on. What about the tip?

This is what I'm talking about.

I counted 247 thousand in this.

We're gonna split this evenly.

Otoy gets 80 thousand.

Doyok gets 80 thousand.

And the rest is for me, 80 thousand.

How about the seven thousand?

It's here.

I'm gonna throw it away.

- Why are you throwing it away? - I don't know how to divide it.

Let's go.

- Let's not ask him to count anymore. - Idiot.

I need a shower.

Useless husband, all you do is sleep all day.

This must be dad's money, what is this doing in here?

Thank God he's still asleep, or he might swipe this.

Hey, wake up!

Five more minutes.

I said wake up!

- What are you doing? - What am I doing?

Wake up! Look at the time!

Can't you respect your husband?

Wake up! Look at the time, you crazy!

I brought you some money.

Really? Did you bring some money? Here, let me wipe that.

Are you tired, honey?

- So where's the money? - It's on the table.

I'm sure it was on the table.

- Do you mean this? - Yeah, I brought 80 thousand for you.

And you talk big as if you got me 80 million!

Just wait a thousand more days, and it will be 80 million.

Yeah, and by that time, Cungkring will be too old for school.

Can't you use your head? It's just 80 thousand. It's nothing.

Morning, Cungkring.

Where's my bike, dad?

Ask the president, but memorize fish names first.

I'd better get back to the fridge for some food.

Fine, I'm going to the kitchen, too. To prepare breakfast!

- Fine. - You should be working!

- But I need to eat before that. - All you do is eat and eat!

- Got the 50 thousand. - Why are you taking it back?

- You're the one who gave it! - I need it for gas!

But you don't have a bike!

You two, why do you take it?

I need to buy a book about fish names.

You're a good example an apple that doesn't fall far from where it's fall.

Wait, do I get that right?

- Sir. - Yes?

What are these people doing here?

This? It's for Mr. Adink, son of the sub-district head.

He's proposing Yuli.

Excuse me.

Ali!

Is it not enough for you to rip my heart apart?

This is not what I wanted.

I just want you!

It hurts, you know.

It hurts in here!

But your heart is in here.

This is about money, isn't it?

Tell me!

Here, I have some money for you.

Here, take it!

Take it!

I know I'm just a poor man. I'm not a rich man.

But you need to remember one thing.

My love for you is like this rain.

It will never stop.

Hey, you kids!

You kids, hey!

Stop playing with water!

We're trying to make it look like a Korean drama.

- Bastard. - Get out!

But we can't live with just love.

Enough, Yul. I understand.

Mark my words, starting today I will make a lot of money.

I will become a rich man!

Just for you, Yul.

I give you a week.

Before his family returns to decide on the date.

Can I have the 20 thousand? I haven't eaten anything.

Just give me all of it.

Might as well.

Good afternoon.

Where's the seller? Did he leave the cart in here?

Where's the fritters seller?

Maybe he is...

What? Are you seeing a ghost?

In fact, you are the real devil!

You burned down my hut and ran away.

I've calculated my material and moral loss.

The total is thirty million.

I give you a month to pay me back.

If you don't...

...I will turn you to the police.

Come here.

Who is she?

That's the boss' wife.

Wait, then that's her car.

I have an idea. That's her car, right?

Let's clean it so that she will be pleased...

...and say good things about us, and boss will raise our salary.

I got that. I'm in.

Okay, then.

I think this isn't the same color as before.

Toy, every car will look different after you wash them.

It's shinier!

Here she is...

Who washed my car?

It was us, ma'am.

Honey?

- She wants to report to the boss. - She's calling him.

- It looks very clean, huh? - Of course! A small tip won't hurt.

You know what color was this car before you washed it?

Of course, we know. It's a dirty color.

It's monkey gray.

- Dark gray. - Nice!

You're smart for once.

- Idiots! - Calm down, honey.

How can you be so stupid?

It was on compound! You should not wash it!

See? What did I tell you? It was just repainted, and it's on the compound.

- This is your idea, Toy! - This is our anniversary gift!

- I know. - Fire these guys, now!

You're all fired!

Take that, you're fired!

- Hey. "You're all" that means you too. - Me, too?

Wait, you can't do that.

According to the Labour Law, you have to give us severance pay.

- Right! - Fine, how much you need?

Don't! I paid 30 million to have this repainted.

You should sue them. Twice the damage.

But I just remember something from the Labour Law...

...there's another solution besides severance pay.

What is that, Yok?

Run!

All we wanted is just be a manager, but we failed miserably.

That's right.

Failure is a pending success.

But repeated failure is bad luck.

When we're gonna get rich?

Ouch!

Watch where you are walking!

Oh my gosh, he's blind.

- I can't see. Where's my rod? - Let's help him.

Sorry. My bad. I didn't see you.

This is your rod. Help him up.

Let me get your money.

Here you go, sir.

Here. That's a nice pair of sunglasses.

You like them? You can pay for it if you want.

- You sure? - Yes.

Let me see them.

Yeah, it's nice. Okay, I will buy this from you.

Here's the money.

Here. Thanks.

Hey, bucktooth! This is my money!

If you wanna pay for it, use your own money!

- So you can see? - I can without glasses.

- Where's the money? - Right here.

Sorry. I forgot.

He has another pair.

That one looks nicer.

Move!

And he's back to being blind.

Let's go.

Toy, I have an idea.

How about if we act blind like him? And then we ask for money.

No. I don't wanna be a beggar, let alone acting as a blind man.

So what do you want, then?

You wanna fight?

What if we work on the street, but we busk?

It's legit, and at least we put some effort into it.

- But... - But what?

We're still going to act like a blind man.

Let's do it then. Come on.

Cheating Job

Excuse me.

At Sunday morning...

- Here. - Thank you.

Thanks.

Thanks, beautiful.

- Are you blind? - Yes, I am, sir.

- Can I have some money for food? - Here you go, sir.

Thank God.

- Thank you, sir. - Okay, you're welcome.

Excuse me.

Please let me read a poem to you.

"Fortune."

"It favors the evil and the cunning."

"They wallow in it."

"Meanwhile we..."

I'm so moved by your poem to give this away.

Here, take this.

Thank you, bro.

Look at him. His condition is worse than you.

Don't you wanna help him, too?

Here, take this for you too.

- Say thanks to this man. - Thanks.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

You're smart!

Show me the way...

If you don't know where to go, then you should stay at home.

I'm just looking for some money.

I haven't eaten for days.

Sorry, I don't have any small change.

Big change will do.

- Wait a second. - Nice.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

Thank God. It's my lucky day.

Hey, just sharing fortune.

Asshole!

It says big change!

Candy, water...

Excuse me.

Hey, are you insane? Wipe that off, now!

Okay, hold on.

Sir, wait a minute.

Wait, please.

Relax, I got this.

What the hell?

- Do you think my car is a plate for Ketoprak? - No, I don't.

Why don't you put the peddler while you're at it, huh?

Okay, wait.

He said he's a bit busy. But a bit of soy sauce might help.

Oh my gosh.

Hey, where are you going?

Sorry, sir.

Good, you should apologize.

But a ketoprak without kerupuk isn't tasty.

Here! It's to complete it.

Don't run away, bastard!

I told you not to come out at noon but night!

Daytime is my shift.

Excuse me.

Who is that? This guy is crazy!

Mr. Police!

Police? Can't you read? "Pol-PP".

Fine, Pol-PP. Help me catch him. He ruined my car.

Yeah, but these two ruined our society.

- So who will help me catch him? - I don't know.

I'll go after him!

Calm down.

I'll go after him. Let's go after him, guys. Just leave them here!

Hey, you!

Sir, what did he do to your car?

He ruined it.

Do you want me to ruin you?

You can ruin my heart.

Repent! The doomsday is near!

Hey!

Why are you so out of breath?

We have to go. Satpol PP is chasing us.

- They're chasing you. Not us. - Yeah.

Oh, so that's how you wanna play it?

Sir, these two are con artists!

This one is not blind, and this one has perfect limbs!

Goddamnit! I'll get you for this!

Hey!

- Doyok, wait for me! - Don't run!

Doyok!

It's for you!

I'm exhausted.

Hey, what are you doing here?

We're hiding.

You shouldn't hide here. Who are you hiding from anyway?

My buddy there ruined someone's car.

- And how about you? - I conned people by acting blind.

And this guy with the traditional hat?

He acted as if he lost his arm.

- Is this his arm? - You found it!

Yok, look, it's your arm.

- How is that here? - This guy gave it to me.

By the way, I'm Oncom.

Pol-PP.

Drink more eggs with honey.

That way you'll be strong enough to lift a wagon.

Hey!

You're out already?

Behave yourself, you hear me?

- "Behave yourself". - Shit.

- You're stepping on it. - Goddamnit!

When we're gonna be rich?

We have to be patient. Look for legit jobs.

Even if the pay is small, but little by little until...

It becomes shit.

Damn you.

Hold on. Look at this.

"Are you looking for a job? Check the pole on your left."

"Are you sure you want to work?"

- Are we sure? - Of course we are.

I'm with you guys.

"If you sure, read the flyer on the second pole on your right."

That means we should go back.

Are we stupid or these poles are just smarter than us?

Yok, if you want a job, you should put some effort.

We should struggle first.

"Now I'm certain that you really need a job."

Thank God.

We'll be getting a job soon.

"Buy the newspaper from the stall behind you and open the job ads section."

Bastard.

Let's go there.

Here's the culprit.

You're not funny, you know!

- Where's the money? - I don't have any small change.

You want big change?

- Of course. - Okay!

- Here! - Thank God.

I finally get big change.

Thank you, sir!

Lucky!

Don't spend it all in one place.

Sure. Thanks.

Look, this one is perfect for us.

- This one? - Yeah.

But it's too far from here.

How do we get there?

We don't even have any money to buy food let alone for the trip fare.

This what separates me from you two.

I am jobless, but I watched TV every day.

So I know how people stop a vehicle to hitchhike.

There it is. It stops.

I won!

This is not finger play! Get out of here!

That's your fault.

Next time, show a finger that won't make you lose!

- Every finger can be beaten, Li! - I know the one that's not!

Here, let me show you.

- Am I great or what? - Let's go.

Five fingers.

Thank you!

Sir, excuse me.

What is it?

We want to apply for a job here.

Just go inside for the interview. You head right and ask the guy there.

Thank you, sir. Come on.

What can you do?

I can flirt with women.

Like this.

Your dad's father must own a sugar factory.

How did you know?

Because, there are ants on your face.

- Is it good? - Nice.

- I would fall for that. - Right.

Hey, you!

What can you do?

I'm not a snake that has venom.

- You're funny. - I like to make jokes, sir.

I'm auto-laugh and super funny.

What do you like? Do you like to eat? I can cook for you.

Let me cook a joke for you!

Not this time?

And you?

Do we want more corruption?

- No! - Do we want a higher price for chili peppers?

- No! - Are we going to be accepted here?

- No, Mr. Doyok! - Yes! You should say yes.

- What is it with you? - You're right.

Yes!

Enough! Sit down.

You think I'm going to accept you with no skills?

Just so you know, yesterday...

...I declined a philosophy graduate from Harvard!

I declined a professor of philosophy from a university in Singapore!

So did a sports graduate!

Because there are no positions that matched their skills here.

You can get out, now.

Wait a minute.

What's this pleasant perfume you're wearing?

- Perfume? - Come here.

It smells good. You, too.

Excuse me, goat.

What is this perfume? It smells really good.

Wonderful.

You're accepted.

- Seriously? - Yes!

- You smell really good. - Are you serious?

I'm serious.

But you have to bring that perfume tomorrow.

- It smells wonderful. - Yes, sir.

- Thank you, sir. - Yes.

Let me smell it once again.

Random Job

What perfume was that?

I think I know that smell.

Who knows it's this easy to get a job.

But what should we do here?

- I know. - What?

You will become a model. To replace their mouse logo.

Hey!

Welcome on aboard our company.

Thank you, sir.

But what do we do here actually?

You will be delivering rat glue traps.

To our customers.

You will be accompanying SMS.

I don't receive any SMS message.

No, I mean SMS is the One-Eyed-Man.

That's what we call him. Okay?

Here he is, SMS.

Sir.

I'm the One-Eyed-Man, your boss here.

You better watch it.

Don't try to mess around.

Yes, boss.

Even though I only have one eye, but I can watch the three of you.

Come on, follow me.

Boss. I'm Ali Oncom, this is Doyok, and this is Otoy.

Who says your names are that important?

My bad.

- How is it? - It's done, boss.

Everything is good. All orders have been delivered.

So excuse me, bro.

Wait a second.

There is this stuff...

...from my boss for your boss.

What is this, sir?

Sir?

Call me brother!

You know? Brother!

This is not your business, newbie.

What you should know is that this case is very important.

And this must be delivered to your boss.

If your boss never received this, then where did it go?

It's left behind, isn't it?

What is this? Play guess?

It's stolen.

It's somewhere?

Just get this suitcase to your boss.

Yes, bro! Understood.

If not, you're gonna have to pay with your lives.

Oh my God.

What kind of job is this? Why our lives are at stake?

Just relax. Nothing to be afraid of.

This is perfectly safe. This suitcase is locked.

And it is protected with an anti-theft super code.

Awesome!

So the only people who know the code are me, my boss, and your boss.

The left one is 6-1-6, and the right one is 0-7-0.

But, you heard that right? That means we also know.

Anti-theft super code!

He's an idiot, isn't he?

Hey, idiot!

Those are some nice bikes.

- What the hell is this? - Robbery.

Robbery?

Get out of the car!

After we get out, and then what?

You can get back inside.

Just keep going up and down, like dollar rates!

You can handle if it's about politics.

I'm not fast enough.

You're in my territory now. You have to pay.

Boss, just give him money so we can go.

No way. I'm not gonna give him anything.

Defending your pride? Amazing.

These guys wanna fight.

- Give it to them! - Biker gang!

- Yes! - Weapons up!

What is that? Be careful, guys!

See? Just give them money! We can still earn it anyway.

Let me tell you something. I can't pay because I don't have any money.

The only one thousand I have in my pocket...

...is to buy internet quota.

What kind of boss are you?

I thought you're refusing to pay because of your pride.

You're not even worth a penny, boss.

Shut up! Let's just fight them! Come on!

Let's go! I'm gonna take out their teeth!

Let's go!

- It's a slingshot! - Don't you dare to run.

Hey!

Damn, I missed. Time to run.

Take this!

Get back here! Why are you running away?

- How did we get into this mess? - I don't know.

Over there?

Take this! Eat that!

Fight him, boss!

He's in cold sweat, boys! Look at him.

I'm just gonna scare him a bit.

Boo!

You made my butthole clenched!

Why is he dead?

I didn't do anything, okay? It's not my fault.

No physical contact, right?

- You boys are my witness? - Yes, boss.

- Raid his car. - Yes, boss!

I never knew it's this hard to make a living.

Boss, there's no valuables inside.

Boss, there's only this suitcase.

Well, just bring that with us. We can't come out here for nothing.

How about if we bring the car instead?

- The car? - Yeah, boss.

We don't need it cause we're a biker gang.

If we grab the car, that means we're a driver gang.

You're right.

- Just leave it. Let's go. - That was your bad idea.

- What is that? - That's the suitcase from before.

The one we should take to our boss.

- Let's take it with us. - Right.

Get it, Yok.

What was going on?

- It's a mess! - What hit them?

Maybe they got ran over by some tyrant rulers.

Not the time, Yok. I think we should stay away from the street.

- Or we might get run over, too. - Right, it makes me scared.

Where's the boss?

He's still over there.

Let's go back there.

Boss?

- Boss? - Boss, they're gone. Wake up.

He's playing dummy.

Boss, they're...

He's dead!

Dead? Maybe he's just asleep.

Wait, let me check.

Yes, he's dead.

Is that how you check if he's dead or not?

Well, I don't know either.

Call an ambulance, now!

Not me. You make the call, Li.

- Hello? - Hello.

- Is this the hospital for my aching heart? - Yeah!

Yes, this is a hospital. How may I help you?

Wait, wait.

- You sound so soft, like a silkworm. - Yeah!

Hey, make it quick. Someone needs help.

Right, sorry.

Hello, nurse, can you help me to grab me a moon, mom?

Grab me a moon, mom

- You need an ambulance? - Yes, that's right.

There's someone here we want you to pick up.

Can you help me with the name and the location of the patient?

Boss?

The hospital asked for your full name.

He's not gonna answer your question, Li.

- I'm sorry, who am I speaking to? - Just share our location with them.

So they can track us down.

- Really? Okay. - Hello?

- Nurse. - Sir, this is a hospital.

- Please take your prank call elsewhere. - Hello?

Hello?

She hung up.

Let's get back to the factory. Our lives are at stake.

How about Boss?

Just leave him here, someone might come and get him.

- Let's go. - Okay, then.

That's pretty far down. Sorry, boss.

Get back, ma'am. Everyone, please.

- What's going on here? - Do not cross the line, please!

Get back.

Sorry, ma'am.

- Excuse me, sir. - Yes?

What's going on here? Are you celebrating something?

This is a drug raid.

- Do you know what drug is? - I don't know that kind of thing, sir.

Same here. We're good people. Maybe you can explain it to us?

Enough! What are you doing here, anyway? You're just getting in my way.

Get out of here.

Sir, sir! If you want to take my photo, you can do it later.

- Let's go back home. - Home? We work here.

- They are supposed to catch us, too, idiot! - Shut up! Or I will twist your mouth.

Come on!

Li, come here, listen.

Did you know that you're stupid?

- What did I do? - Nothing.

Altering!

I can't believe this. Our workplace is a drug den.

How unlucky we are.

Yeah. Bad luck after bad luck.

But I'm curious.

What is inside this case?

I hope this isn't drugs.

Drugs is nothing to worry about. What if it is a "mbomb"?

Even the stupidest person would never call a bomb, "mbomb".

Yeah, that's what I mean.

Who knows whoever was giving this case wanna blow up the drug den.

That's impossible.

If this were a bomb, it would've exploded because of impact.

Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

My hunch says there's money inside this case.

Now I like this, we're talking about feelings.

Well, let's try putting the code.

What was the code?

The left one is 6-1-6, and the right one is 0-7-0.

It's opened!

- Should I open it? - Yes.

Careful, Toy.

Toy, this is...

This is money!

It's real money, not "big change".

We're rich!

We're rich, Ali, Doyok!

Spending Money

You're the best, Ali. You can take me to a rich people's mall.

What are you talking about? I am a rich man, now.

You're right.

Let's go in!

Wait a minute!

You think this is a prayer room?

Put it back on. You're embarrassing us.

This is a shopping mall. You don't need to take off your shoes.

Oh, okay, Yul.

You look like a plebeian.

No, no, no.

This one suits your face better.

Ali, look at this.

Do you like the salted egg-blue or the bruised purple?

All of them look good to me.

Just take them all, don't act like a poor person.

How long have you been working here?

Just today.

Still warm, eh?

How about this one?

Take that one, too. Anything for you, baby.

- Is that your girlfriend? - Relative.

It's her shopping schedule today. She's an orphan.

So this is a way for me to lend her some help.

Anything else?

This one, too.

Yok, Yok, Yok.

Let's eat here. The food must be good.

Have you ever eaten here before?

Of course not. We just became rich now.

Irrashaimase.

How did you know I'm Javanese?

Okay, mas'e, excuse me.

I'll have this one.

One portion of sashimi.

And you, sir?

I'll have the same one as Otoy.

Sorry, sir. But I can't speak Javanese.

What? But your friend can.

He spoke Javanese to me. Then why not all of you?

- Sorry, sir. - Alright then.

Right, sir.

Enjoy your meal.

Five strips of fish, a tree, and it's all raw!

You're just too backward, aren't you?

Look at the establishment. It has a camping atmosphere.

They gave us everything raw in here so you can do this. Look.

You have to roast them first.

Come on, do it.

Rich people have to make eating a bit more complicated.

- Should we burn the small tree? - Later.

These cars looks incredible.

They must be expensive.

Let's take a look around first.

The seat feels comfy.

A bit bouncy and soft.

Excuse me. Coming through.

- My hand is swelling. - Then stop flirting.

I was just asking about the car!

I think we don't have to buy a car here.

- Why not? - We can buy used cars.

There's are a lot of people selling it. And it's cheaper.

We have a lot of money. We are rich people now.

I don't care if anyone can hear me, I want them to know.

Stop acting like poor people. Buy it!

I know that's not the real reason.

The AC is too cold!

We have to buy one.¬ We should!

Fine, but I want the one with nature's air cooler.

I know one.

Rickshaw.

Otoy, Doyok!

Dear people of Poskota village!

We are now rich! Does anybody want some money?

Yeah!

Say my name three times.

Ali! Ali! Ali!

Who knew that becoming rich is tiring.

But it's fun. We have lots of money and poor people are praising us.

You're right.

Peace be unto you.

Peace be unto you.

So you still remember you have a home?

How many days you were out there? Did you enjoy being outside?

What is this? I am still talking to you. Why are you covering me with this?

You think you can silence me with...

Don't cut me off! I'm still talking! Where were you...

I can stop talking, now.

Ring! Ring! Ring!

- There's a bike. - A two-wheels bike.

- I got it from my dad. - Because you've been studying hard.

It's for you.

What kind of bike is this?

I bought this in a mall.

A mall? Do you think you're that rich?

El, we are rich now.

We're rich? I never knew that.

You realized I haven't come home in the past few days, haven't you?

You think?

I got a job in some factory.

They promoted me as a manager and I have a huge salary.

This is what you called hugely?

You think one million is enough for everything?

I took my pay in advance. Here!

Yes. This is huge!

This is huge!

Let me tell you something.

You have to cook something fancy for us every day.

I will pay for his education.

Even with his brother later.

Cungkring's brother?

Is it that long already that you can't understand?

Here we go!

Kring, do not go inside the house.

- For how long? - 5 minutes is enough.

- Okay. - But that's too fast.

I can manage. I'm fast like a rabbit.

- Peace is unto you. - Peace be with you.

Yes?

- Is this Mang Ujang's house? - That's right.

- Who are you? - I'm his wife.

Wait a moment, I will call him.

Daddy?

- Yes? - Someone's looking for you.

- It's you, Yok. - Mang Ujang.

Please, sit down.

You're here to pay your debt, aren't you?

Mom! Bring some honey tea and fried food for Doyok.

Okay, Daddy.

- Thanks, but you shouldn't have. - No, it's nothing.

You are going to pay installments for the compensation, right?

Actually, no. I wasn't going to pay any installment.

What?

Mom, don't make the tea and don't fry the food yet.

- Just boil them! - Okay, daddy.

You want me to take you to the police?

I wasn't going to pay the installment.

But I'm going to pay you in cash!

Mom! Prilly!

- I have a surprise for you. - What surprise?

Hold on.

You made all of this?

Yes.

What's the occasion?

This.

- Is this real? - Of course!

So sweet!

Just like in Kornea film.

- It's Korean. - Yeah, whatever. I don't get it.

Can you take the ring now? My legs are starting to hurt.

You want this or not? Or I'm gonna give this to another girl.

Yes, I want it!

Okay, I'm gonna put it on.

This is a perfect fit!

Yeah!

You kids...

Can't you do it over there?

- Noisy! - Baldy!

Please wait a minute, dear.

Hey, you little shit, get back here!

Hey!

That's a good one, Babeh!

Please stop laughing! Otoy?

Thank you. I'm happy we can enjoy rich people's food.

Finally, you have some use as my son-in-law, you bastard.

Of course, I'm a rich man.

This isn't just yours. This is our money.

Yeah, don't forget that.

I know, I know, but don't talk like that in front of my family.

Dad, where are we going after this?

We're going to Jonggol.

Where?

I'm gonna take you to Ragunan. Great idea.

Ragunan zoo? To visit you?

Ragunan? I thought you're not stingy anymore.

This kid...

Fine, where do you want to go? Tell me.

Come on, think.

Dad!

What is it? Did you see a ghost?

Disneyland! It looks amazing!

There!

Disneyland!

- Disneyland? - That Disneyland looks pretty nice.

I agree with him. Let's go to Disneyland!

- Disneyland! - Honey, I wanna go to Disneyland, too.

Okay, we're going there.

Alright, I wanna have a toast, like rich people do.

Wait, I mispoke.

- We are rich people. - Right!

And we're going on a vacation.

- What was the name of that place? - Disneyland!

- Right here, Yok! - Swing it first before I drink it.

Li, come on, hurry up! Are you going to a monkey show or what?

That's how women are. They take ages to do anything.

But when they have to wait for us, they will tell us to hurry.

Yeah, but Mom has to prepare everything.

Prepare my stuff, Daddy's, and the whole family.

So you have to understand her.

Shut it, you smarty pants.

Hurry up! You take too long.

I'm coming!

Can't you two be more patient?

Both of you are old but have no feelings towards others.

Only you can understand mommy. Thank you, honey.

What took you so long? I don't see anything with you.

Can't you see what I prepared?

I see nothing.

This, this and this!

You think it's easy to make eyebrows like this?

Maybe I didn't use it enough. I have to use more.

Not me, but your dad. He said you took too long.

Tell him you had to make those eyebrows.

Don't blame it on me, now.

Let's just go, or I won't give you any money.

I can't stand this anymore.

I think you forgot something. I am rich now.

What did you say?

Rich.

- Who is rich? - It's us.

- Do you remember who has the money? - It's on you.

- So who's the rich one here? - It's you.

- Who? I can't hear you. - You.

Right, it's me!

You're back to being poor!

- You guys are here already? - Yes! Since the crack of dawn!

- We're having breakfast. - Let me have that.

It looks tasty.

- What is this? - Mushroom crackers.

- Take it, we still have some left. - Okay.

Come on, we better go now or Disneyland will close.

- Come on! - Okay!

Let's go, baby.

Let's go to the disco.

Doesn't anyone feel an earthquake?

Hey, Kring. Look, it's Disneyland.

It looks nothing special.

- How about if we take a photo of us first? - Okay.

Two, three, Disneyland!

Hey!

I just parked my car for a while and you're all gone.

Are you trying to pull a prank on me?

Why are you so upset? Relax, we're in Disneyland.

You're right.

- Where's Mickey? - What?

Where's Mickey Mouse?

He will come here. Just wait.

There. Don't you see him?

What? That's a Mampang Clown.

Yeah, you're right. What are they doing here?

Where are all the Disneyland characters, Mickey Mouse and the whole gang?

What is this, some kind of a family meeting?

Hold on a second. Is this really Disneyland?

Of course it is.

See, you can see "Land" there.

Wait a second, something is wrong.

Wait here.

Something is not right with the camera.

Pull to the left. A little bit more. Stop!

"JungleLand"

- Wait a minute. - Why are we in Jungleland?

But we took a picture in Disneyland.

He's right. This is JungleLand.

It's JungleLand.

Those mushroom crackers must have done this to us.

Where did you get that thing?

From my friend, Taufik.

That's some good stuff.

Alright, enough. JungleLand, Disneyland, it's all amusement parks.

- Right. - Yeah, like us.

We love Indonesian products!

Let's go!

Come on, get in!

I'm just gonna pray for your safety.

You wait with grandpa, okay, kid?

No, I just wanna hang out with them. Boys only.

Just tell me you don't wanna go. No excuse. Let's go.

Cungkring, don't go too far from me or your dad will be angry with me.

Now, pick any of the rides here.

I will take you there. Just pick the one you want.

That one. They spin us around and they push us upwards. It's fun.

So you're spinning around and then swing you upwards?

- Yeah. - Nothing is scary about that.

I've been swung around when I was a baby with my mom.

Is there anything that pumps your adrenaline?

The plane ride!

We're riding on jetplanes.

Listen, it's not that I'm afraid, but I don't have a passport.

Here, let me pick one for you. Hold on.

- But promise me you won't cry. - Fine.

Okay, come here.

Hold on tight, kid! This is gonna test your adrenaline!

What are you talking about?

I can just sit down, and it's going really slow.

You know, this place used to be scary in the epoch of the struggle.

There were Dutch soldiers here. I was the one who got rid of them.

Maybe you just got rid of the driver.

You don't know anything from that era.

This ride looks fun!

You're brave enough for this, Toy?

This is nothing than Eli when she's nagging me.

- And you, Yok? - This is a child's play.

It's just swinging you left and right.

Fine, if you two are not afraid, then let's go there together!

- Alright. - Alright.

Come on!

Excuse me, I wanna buy something, please.

Ma'am?

Ma'am?

She didn't hear me. Ma'am?

- Where is the door? - Eli, where are you going?

There's no door and no one inside!

This is a machine.

You just insert the money, push the drink you want...

...and then it will come out. Just try it.

- That's it? - Do what I said.

We made it.

- Yok? - Yeah?

Are you comfy back there?

- Not bad. - Switch with me. It's better in the front.

- Why? - The view is better from the front.

- Sit down here, Yok. - Sit there.

Here we go.

It's in!

Sorry, please insert more money.

He said I have to insert more?

Is this safely locked?

- Why aren't you on your seat? - I never said I'm brave enough.

Asshole! Hey!

It's going in again! This is awesome!

Sorry, but I told you it's not enough.

I gave you 10 thousand! How much more do you need?

- What should we do? - Try it again.

- Try using 50 thousand. - What? But...

- I don't think we should. - Just try it.

You better give me back my money!

It went in!

- Thank you. - See?

- Now please pick your drinks. - Yeah.

Push the tea and the mineral water.

What, did it just threw it at us?

Hey, where are your manners?

I gave you some money, don't throw it like that!

Look, you have to grab them there.

I know, but I gave it some money, they should just hand it to us.

So outrageous!

Excuse me, where's my change?

I gave you 60 thousand.

Hello?

Sorry, but we don't have any change.

Hey! How dare you? That's my money!

You asked me to get this myself and you won't even give me my change?

You're looking for trouble, aren't you? Should I hit you?

Over here. I've prepared this for you.

Here we go.

Serves you right, cowards!

Just let it out.

Come on, how come you three aren't strong enough to push this car?

It's so heavy!

You want something light? I have some kerupuk.

- Just a little bit more. - A little bit more!

Align it with the gas tank.

- A little bit more! - Okay, this is good.

Okay, enough!

Good evening, sir. How much would you like to fill?

Ask the guys in the back.

How much?

Make it full. We're not poor people.

I don't have any money left.

And why are you grinning? Me, too. I don't have anything left.

You pay for it, Toy.

My money is all gone. I gave it all to Eli.

Who told you to give the money to your wife? Of course, she's gonna waste it, you idiot.

What do you know about it? Try getting married and find out yourself.

Okay, so what now?

- Dad... - What do you want?

I never bring any money ever since you said you're rich.

I mean, what for? You're rich anyway.

Now push the car! Push it!

What kind of a young man are you not being able to push this?

Did you eat too much oncom?

Do it or I will push your eyeballs.

Hurry! Push!

Push! Hurry!

Here we go.

Black coffee without sugar, for the big and hairy.

You rebuilt your stall already.

As long as I have the money, anything is easy.

Then we have to celebrate.

Fried noodles, fried food, and coffee.

We're so tired, we just pushed our car all the way here.

Relax. I'll get it for you.

Don't burn it down again.

That's your fault!

The usual, Mang.

You still remember me?

Who are you? I think I remember...

This is the guy who gave the briefcase to our late boss.

You're smart.

So I assume you guys know what I want?

Do you want to go to heaven?

So that God may love you.

I don't think so. How about hell?

Or both?

That's impossible. You can't go into heaven and hell at the same time.

Then how about good people with too much sin?

They go to heaven in the morning, and hell by night.

Just like my hair.

The front side means office building, the backside means parking lot.

- You're right. - Shut up!

Shut...

...up!

I remember you, now!

He was our client back then.

You catch on really quick.

Thank you, boss.

The suitcase...

Mang Ujang, Doyok wants his coffee.

- Suitcase... - I want to close down.

- The suitcase? - The suitcase?

I got it.

- Looking for the suitcase? - Yeah.

You sure you don't wanna buy a new one instead?

I saw a much better one in SOGO with wheels and very solid...

Which one?

- You were too busy staring at women. - Nice. That was a lot, wasn't it?

Is this sharp?

- Yes, boss. - Good.

- How about you? - It's sharp, boss.

It hurts?

So if this happens to stick in your head...

...you know what's going to happen? Bl...

Bladder!

Ouch, it hurts.

Blood!

Yeah, that's what I meant.

Now show me where the suitcase is!

Quick!

- Quick! - Quick!

Now, move it!

- Why there are so many peddlers here? - Yeah.

Maybe they want us to spend our money.

And they all have to be male.

Over here.

It's inside.

How do I get inside?

- You head inside first. - Quickly!

Move it!

I'm going in first.

Where's the suitcase?

Just give it to them, Li.

Yeah, just give it.

Calm down!

I'm thinking.

Right, I remember now.

It's not here.

What do we do?

I'm pretty sure I put it there.

If you talk about the past, dinosaurs also existed back then.

What I care about is now. Do you hear me?

Right now!

- Search this place. Quick! - Yes, boss.

- Did you move it? - No, I didn't.

- But where is it? - You were the one hiding it.

- Found it yet? - It's not here, boss.

- Not in there? - No.

- How about there? - Nothing.

That means someone must've taken it.

Okay, now all of you, shut up.

I won't be fooled again by your innocence.

I want the suitcase, now.

Or else, all of you are de...

Dead.

You understand? I'm gonna count it.

Ten! I said I'm gonna do it!

- Yes, boss. - Ten!

This looks real.

- Sorry. - Nine!

- Li, please try to remember it. - Eight!

- Hurry up! - Seven!

Wait, wait! I remember, now.

- Where is it? - It's right there!

- Go get it. - Okay.

- What is he waiting for? - Hurry!

- What is he doing? - I don't know.

Sorry, my bad. I got this, boss.

I forgot.

Open this suitcase.

Do you like it? No one could've ever found out.

Even me.

What?

Where is the money?

We donated to the orphans and widows without support.

So you wanna die? You want your head to get cracked?

You wanna die, don't you?

- Forgive me. - Where's the money? Hurry!

You wanna die?

That's the cops!

Get your hands up! You have been surrounded!

You're all under arrest!

- Any casualties? - We have four casualties.

Call in an ambulance.

Send an ambulance to the scene. Immediately.

Do you guys want to resist, too?

No, sir, we don't.

We just got rich. We don't wanna die.

Yes, sir. I was just about to get married.

And I was just about to fix my teeth.

Because of your help...

...we were able to get intel...

...and track the drug dealer.

So we managed to stop one of the biggest drug circulation...

...in Jakarta and even in Southeast Asia.

Therefore, we would like to honor each of you with an award of decoration.

As our thanks to the civilians who made contributions to this nation.

Mr. Doyok.

Congratulations.

Mr. Otoy.

Yes, sir.

- Ali Oncom. - That's me, sir!

Congratulations.

However, there's another thing that we have to announce.

It turns out when doing the duty...

...the three of you lost some of the nominal evidence...

...therefore, the three of you will be serving the community.

By form of unpaid clean-up service.

But you won't be required to pay back what you lost to the country.

The service will be done for...

700 hours.

700 hours.

Sorry, that's five, sir.

Yeah.

That will be all. Thank you.

The End

Of course I'm gonna pay. Take this!

Too long. Cungkring will...

Did you just swallow a turkey?

Starting today, I will make a lot of money.

I will become a rich man!

Just for you, Yul.

My love...

I will become a rich man!

Just for you, Yul.

My love is just...

What's the line again?

"For the sake of my love to you."

- For what? - "For the sake of my love to you."

"For the sake of my love to you." Okay.

Action!

I will become a rich man!

Just for you, Yul.

My love for you...

...just for you?

What the heck was that?

"For the sake of my love to you."

What are you doing here? Go!

I've calculated the loss of my trail bike...

He's dead.

Is this...

Keep roll. Keep roll.

- "Is this a hospital?" - Keep roll.

Don't kick me too hard! My foot really hurts!

Let's continue.

Drugs is nothing to worry about. What if it is a "mbomb"?

Who knows?

Why are you laughing, asshole?

Mbomb...

- Is this Mang Ujang's house? - That's right.

- And who are you? - I'm his wife.

She must be buried in debt with him.

She's too pretty to...

How do I say this...

Actually, no. I'm really sorry, I can't pay this country debt.

What am I saying?

Are you Sri Mulyani?

- What is this? - I told you, it's mushroom crackers.

Take it, we still have some left.

Come on, we better go now or Disneyland will close...

Listen here.

Yuli is...

I forgot the line. Once again.

- She's a hooker. - The village hooker, corn seller.

- Action! - I don't like this.

- Once again. - And action!

I don't like this one bit.

What am I supposed to say?

"You don't talk about my future wife."

"My future wife." Got it.

Okay, you can go home, now.

Yul! Yul! Tuyul!

And, cut!