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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:43,124 --> 00:00:45,124 Being rich feels really amazing. 2 00:00:45,164 --> 00:00:48,124 We can do anything we can. 3 00:00:48,164 --> 00:00:50,164 But don't let it get over your head. 4 00:00:50,208 --> 00:00:53,540 Remember that we're still poor just a week ago. 5 00:00:54,708 --> 00:00:56,208 A week ago 6 00:00:57,872 --> 00:00:59,916 You're in my way. 7 00:00:59,956 --> 00:01:01,500 Mang Ujang, give me some coffee. 8 00:01:01,540 --> 00:01:03,372 Hey, Toy, Li. 9 00:01:04,456 --> 00:01:07,164 Don't you think today is a little bit too hot? 10 00:01:07,208 --> 00:01:09,332 Not hotter than my family issues! 11 00:01:09,372 --> 00:01:11,872 Still not hotter than if Yuli married another man. 12 00:01:11,916 --> 00:01:15,208 Wait, are you guys having a problem? 13 00:01:15,248 --> 00:01:19,624 Well, you know what mine is. Of course my marriage. 14 00:01:19,664 --> 00:01:23,664 Yeah, marriage issues are never far from money issues. 15 00:01:26,456 --> 00:01:28,664 Dad, where's the bike you promised me? 16 00:01:28,708 --> 00:01:31,164 You're full of empty promises, like political campaigns. 17 00:01:31,208 --> 00:01:33,580 Watch your mouth, kid. 18 00:01:33,624 --> 00:01:36,164 Just do your homework, I'll get your bike later. 19 00:01:36,208 --> 00:01:38,580 - But when? - Did I say when I will get you the bike? 20 00:01:38,624 --> 00:01:40,416 - Tomorrow. - Then tomorrow it is! 21 00:01:40,456 --> 00:01:41,708 And why are you asking now? 22 00:01:41,748 --> 00:01:44,208 But you said that yesterday. That means today. 23 00:01:44,248 --> 00:01:47,000 Today means today. Tomorrow is tomorrow. 24 00:01:47,040 --> 00:01:49,956 Just keep studying. So you'll be smart like your dad. 25 00:01:50,000 --> 00:01:52,664 Smart like you? 26 00:01:52,708 --> 00:01:54,748 What did you say? 27 00:01:54,792 --> 00:01:57,916 You're just smart enough to lie to your son. 28 00:01:57,956 --> 00:01:59,832 Where's my grocery money? 29 00:02:02,124 --> 00:02:04,080 Tomorrow! 30 00:02:04,624 --> 00:02:06,832 Jeez, talking to you makes me hungry. 31 00:02:06,872 --> 00:02:09,248 You're useless! 32 00:02:10,208 --> 00:02:11,456 Meal is delayed until tomorrow 33 00:02:12,872 --> 00:02:14,500 How do you like tomorrow? 34 00:02:14,540 --> 00:02:18,332 I'm not a beggar of love 35 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:19,664 Dad! 36 00:02:19,708 --> 00:02:21,000 Hot, hot, hot! 37 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:23,000 Okay, I got it. 38 00:02:23,664 --> 00:02:25,748 Why are you spraying me? 39 00:02:25,792 --> 00:02:31,540 You said you're hot. I meant to cool you down and to make your head fertile. 40 00:02:31,580 --> 00:02:34,456 Fertile? You think my head is a garden or what? 41 00:02:34,500 --> 00:02:36,332 What do you want, anyway? 42 00:02:36,372 --> 00:02:39,332 Well, you know, I just need some cash. 43 00:02:39,372 --> 00:02:42,708 I have been saving a deposit, but I can't take. 44 00:02:42,748 --> 00:02:44,456 So can you lend me 200 thousand? 45 00:02:44,500 --> 00:02:46,500 I don't care what you're talking about! 46 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:48,248 I can get you to divorce if I want! 47 00:02:48,292 --> 00:02:50,748 Listen, if you still can't find a real job next month... 48 00:02:50,792 --> 00:02:55,292 ...you need to know that I will take my daughter and grandson away from you. 49 00:02:55,332 --> 00:02:57,500 And I will throw you out on the street. 50 00:02:58,540 --> 00:03:01,292 Problems and money are inseparable. 51 00:03:01,332 --> 00:03:04,248 If you don't want any problems, then you should have money. 52 00:03:04,292 --> 00:03:07,416 If you don't have any money, then you'll have problems. 53 00:03:07,456 --> 00:03:11,664 You also don't have any money. Don't be arrogant, you crazy. 54 00:03:14,080 --> 00:03:19,456 "A bike thief returns to the victim's house to ask for the vehicle registration." 55 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,956 Oh my God! 56 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,580 What are you doing, Yok? 57 00:03:23,624 --> 00:03:25,080 I want to read newspaper too. 58 00:03:25,124 --> 00:03:27,164 You just want some freebies, don't you? 59 00:03:27,208 --> 00:03:32,500 No, I just read the news that corruptors are looking for weirder ways to avoid the law. 60 00:03:32,540 --> 00:03:36,208 They hired a shaman to make them insane, so their testimony is useless... 61 00:03:36,248 --> 00:03:38,500 ...and they can't be put in jail. 62 00:03:38,540 --> 00:03:40,292 But I blame the law for that. 63 00:03:40,332 --> 00:03:42,792 The rights are wrong, and the wrongs are right. 64 00:03:42,832 --> 00:03:45,124 These are crazy times we're living in. 65 00:03:45,164 --> 00:03:47,956 Even my lawyer friend told me... 66 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:51,208 ...with a lot of money, corruptors won't go to jail. 67 00:03:51,248 --> 00:03:53,500 - No way! - That's true. 68 00:03:53,540 --> 00:03:56,000 Why do you need to bring a lot of money when you're in jail? 69 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:58,456 It's better to hide it in other countries, right? 70 00:03:59,872 --> 00:04:05,208 You read my newspaper, drank my coffee, and you're not funny! 71 00:04:07,708 --> 00:04:10,040 That's nothing compared to mine. 72 00:04:11,832 --> 00:04:15,708 - Peace be unto you - Peace is unto you too. 73 00:04:15,748 --> 00:04:17,580 - Let me take you for a ride. - No thanks. 74 00:04:17,624 --> 00:04:19,248 I don't like it you always broke on purpose. 75 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,500 Really? 76 00:04:20,540 --> 00:04:22,916 But my new bike doesn't have any brakes, it's super fast. 77 00:04:22,956 --> 00:04:25,292 Nope. I'm going with Feri instead. 78 00:04:26,624 --> 00:04:28,416 - Okay, then. - Hey! 79 00:04:28,456 --> 00:04:32,580 - Ali Oncom! - Uca! 80 00:04:32,624 --> 00:04:34,456 I was just going to return this bike. 81 00:04:34,500 --> 00:04:35,832 Here! 82 00:04:36,708 --> 00:04:38,080 This is a great bike. 83 00:04:38,124 --> 00:04:41,416 I'll pay you for it. A thousand rupiah a month. 84 00:04:42,040 --> 00:04:43,500 Hey, Ali! 85 00:04:43,540 --> 00:04:48,332 If you don't claim your bike tomorrow, my boss will auction it! 86 00:04:51,332 --> 00:04:53,956 Nyet! See you later. 87 00:04:56,456 --> 00:04:59,832 You just had some customers, right? No commission for me? 88 00:04:59,872 --> 00:05:02,080 Hey, Baldy! Get back here! 89 00:05:02,624 --> 00:05:05,708 Ali, why are you running? Come here. 90 00:05:05,748 --> 00:05:07,292 I'm coming up there! 91 00:05:07,332 --> 00:05:09,624 Hold on. 92 00:05:09,664 --> 00:05:13,456 Bucktooth, and bald on the back. 93 00:05:14,000 --> 00:05:15,164 You must be Ali Oncom! 94 00:05:15,208 --> 00:05:17,456 How did you know? Am I that famous? 95 00:05:17,500 --> 00:05:20,624 Pay your debt, now! 96 00:05:20,664 --> 00:05:22,708 You can't run anywhere, now. Pay up! 97 00:05:22,748 --> 00:05:24,248 This is bad. 98 00:05:27,540 --> 00:05:29,792 - Let's go! - Come on. 99 00:05:29,832 --> 00:05:31,792 Ali, are you coming or not? 100 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:35,164 Hey, behave yourself! Let's go! 101 00:05:37,832 --> 00:05:39,540 Who was that guy? 102 00:05:39,580 --> 00:05:41,124 That guy earlier? 103 00:05:41,164 --> 00:05:43,040 A debt collector. 104 00:05:44,332 --> 00:05:47,040 - Debt collector? - Yes. 105 00:05:47,080 --> 00:05:49,208 You have too much debt! 106 00:05:49,248 --> 00:05:51,500 You also have a debt with me? 107 00:05:51,540 --> 00:05:54,580 - What debt? - A debt of promising to marry me! 108 00:05:54,624 --> 00:05:56,708 Done! That's easy! 109 00:05:56,748 --> 00:05:59,540 I know a headman, a close friend of mine. 110 00:06:01,416 --> 00:06:03,664 But don't forget the gold and diamond ring. 111 00:06:03,708 --> 00:06:06,580 That would be a bit difficult. 112 00:06:06,624 --> 00:06:09,332 You know that my transport business is kind of slow today. 113 00:06:09,372 --> 00:06:12,624 That's bike taxi, not transport business! 114 00:06:12,664 --> 00:06:15,832 If you can't marry me, then at least try to make me happy. 115 00:06:15,872 --> 00:06:18,624 Go out to the mall, or even a convenience store! 116 00:06:18,664 --> 00:06:20,540 I can't do it either, Yul. 117 00:06:21,040 --> 00:06:24,456 Fine, if you don't wanna change, then we can't stay together! 118 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,916 I'm ashamed because people say I have a poor boyfriend like you! 119 00:06:28,956 --> 00:06:31,040 Yul, why are you saying that? 120 00:06:31,080 --> 00:06:32,080 Yul! 121 00:06:32,124 --> 00:06:34,624 Gosh, I sound like I'm calling a Tuyul. 122 00:06:34,664 --> 00:06:37,292 Yul, Yul, Tuyul. 123 00:06:38,872 --> 00:06:41,332 Where do I get the money from? 124 00:06:41,372 --> 00:06:45,956 So it's you're like falling off, get hit by a stair, ran over by rickshaw... 125 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:47,580 ...and getting spat at by a hobo. 126 00:06:47,624 --> 00:06:49,208 That's funny, isn't it? 127 00:06:49,248 --> 00:06:51,372 - Asshole. - Okay, enough. 128 00:06:51,416 --> 00:06:56,000 This is a lesson for you guys. Stop mounting debt. 129 00:06:56,040 --> 00:06:59,080 You're the one to talk. 130 00:06:59,124 --> 00:07:00,456 Read it. 131 00:07:00,500 --> 00:07:01,872 Understand it. 132 00:07:01,916 --> 00:07:03,416 Grasp it. 133 00:07:03,456 --> 00:07:05,208 And pay for it. 134 00:07:05,248 --> 00:07:08,916 Lecturing everyone about debt, but look who's talking. 135 00:07:08,956 --> 00:07:11,124 Wait a second. I don't think I have this much debt. 136 00:07:11,164 --> 00:07:14,372 I only had coffee, fried food, and the most expensive is the noodles. 137 00:07:14,416 --> 00:07:17,580 Yeah, but that's every day, ever since this place opened. 138 00:07:17,624 --> 00:07:19,456 Since '45? 139 00:07:19,500 --> 00:07:21,872 - On our Independence Day. - Right! 140 00:07:23,080 --> 00:07:27,832 Relax. When I become a councilman and become a rich person... 141 00:07:27,872 --> 00:07:30,416 ...I will escape to Singapore. 142 00:07:30,456 --> 00:07:32,748 - Stop talking nonsense. - No, of course, I'll pay you back. 143 00:07:32,792 --> 00:07:34,372 Catch this. 144 00:07:40,208 --> 00:07:41,332 I think your debt is cleared! 145 00:07:41,372 --> 00:07:44,292 Cleared? More like I'm mounting a big one! 146 00:07:44,332 --> 00:07:46,124 Can't you see this place is on fire? 147 00:07:46,164 --> 00:07:48,580 Help... 148 00:07:48,624 --> 00:07:51,456 Crap! Help! 149 00:07:51,500 --> 00:07:53,580 Hey! Don't run, you bastard! 150 00:07:53,624 --> 00:07:55,500 Fire! Help! 151 00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:58,040 Help! 152 00:07:58,080 --> 00:08:01,292 My place is on fire! 153 00:08:01,332 --> 00:08:03,208 Damn you, Doyok! 154 00:08:03,248 --> 00:08:05,748 Get Doyok, he's the one who did this! 155 00:08:31,124 --> 00:08:33,372 How dare you leave me behind? 156 00:08:37,372 --> 00:08:42,664 Mommy, daddy... 157 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:48,624 I'm broke now. 158 00:08:48,664 --> 00:08:51,124 Doyok, you stupid bastard. 159 00:08:52,456 --> 00:08:55,580 Hey, you should pay for Mang Ujang's shop. It's completely burnt down. 160 00:08:55,624 --> 00:08:59,248 With what? Your head? Where do I get the money from? 161 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:03,832 Doyok, you're a troublemaker. 162 00:09:06,332 --> 00:09:08,708 It might be wonderful to be rich. 163 00:09:21,456 --> 00:09:22,708 Wake up! 164 00:09:22,748 --> 00:09:25,080 Stop daydreaming! 165 00:09:25,956 --> 00:09:27,040 Wretched kids! 166 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,416 But they're right! 167 00:09:29,456 --> 00:09:31,540 We have to stop dreaming. 168 00:09:31,580 --> 00:09:33,372 That won't make us any richer. 169 00:09:33,416 --> 00:09:35,208 It's time we look for a job. 170 00:09:35,248 --> 00:09:37,208 Looking for trouble is a lot easier. 171 00:09:37,248 --> 00:09:39,500 You think getting a job is as easy as taking a step? 172 00:09:39,540 --> 00:09:41,208 Who knows? Have you tried it? 173 00:09:41,248 --> 00:09:43,332 Look, I'm taking one step forward. 174 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:47,208 Doyok? 175 00:09:47,248 --> 00:09:49,456 - It's Poskota! - So? 176 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,624 You guys are so dumb. 177 00:09:51,664 --> 00:09:55,332 I mean, read the job ads section. 178 00:09:56,540 --> 00:09:58,248 Great idea! 179 00:09:59,124 --> 00:10:00,664 Otoy, you're talking big! 180 00:10:00,708 --> 00:10:03,540 You're not even a college graduate, you can't get a job. 181 00:10:03,580 --> 00:10:04,708 Look for an office job. 182 00:10:04,748 --> 00:10:06,916 Do you think an office would want to hire us? 183 00:10:06,956 --> 00:10:08,040 There is! 184 00:10:08,080 --> 00:10:10,540 - All praise to God. - But it's not an office job. 185 00:10:10,580 --> 00:10:13,124 - What job? - A wet job. 186 00:10:13,164 --> 00:10:15,624 Now, this is what I'm talking about. 187 00:10:16,624 --> 00:10:18,040 Wait a minute. 188 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,292 What kind of wet job? 189 00:10:19,332 --> 00:10:22,872 Car wash. They're looking for new employees. 190 00:10:22,916 --> 00:10:24,956 The salary is UMR. 191 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:26,624 UMR? 192 00:10:27,624 --> 00:10:30,000 Age? 193 00:10:30,040 --> 00:10:32,248 So they pay us by adding extra age? 194 00:10:32,292 --> 00:10:36,792 UMR. Minimum Regional Wage. It's around three million. 195 00:10:36,832 --> 00:10:39,040 - And they give a good tip. - What are the requirements? 196 00:10:39,080 --> 00:10:44,872 You have to be healthy, under 50, and an Indonesian citizen. 197 00:10:44,916 --> 00:10:45,916 That's it. 198 00:10:45,956 --> 00:10:48,288 - Let's go for it! - Hold on. 199 00:10:48,332 --> 00:10:50,332 What citizen am I, by the way? 200 00:10:50,832 --> 00:10:52,456 Let's leave him. 201 00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:54,832 What country is Ciseeng in? 202 00:10:55,624 --> 00:10:58,624 Ali, I'm even surprised you are still alive. 203 00:10:58,664 --> 00:11:01,000 Wetlands work 204 00:11:11,748 --> 00:11:13,040 Good luck on your job. 205 00:11:13,080 --> 00:11:14,580 And be careful, you understand? 206 00:11:14,624 --> 00:11:16,708 Do not make any scratch. 207 00:11:16,748 --> 00:11:19,248 - Yes, Boss! - Yes, Boss! 208 00:11:19,292 --> 00:11:21,164 - Finally, we have something to do. - Right. 209 00:11:21,208 --> 00:11:24,500 Let's hope we can rebuild Mang Ujang's stall with this. 210 00:11:24,540 --> 00:11:28,124 - Amen. - So I can burn it down again. 211 00:11:28,164 --> 00:11:29,664 I'm gonna amen on that. 212 00:11:29,708 --> 00:11:34,292 - And please make me richer! - Amen! 213 00:11:34,332 --> 00:11:36,708 - So I can pay for my bike! - Amen! 214 00:11:36,748 --> 00:11:38,872 - So I can marry Yuli. - Amen! 215 00:11:38,916 --> 00:11:40,708 So I can buy a pawn shop. 216 00:11:40,748 --> 00:11:44,792 So if Yuli needs a diamond ring, she can just pick one. 217 00:11:44,832 --> 00:11:46,332 - Oh my God! - Do I pay you to chit-chat? 218 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,416 - Get to work! - Jeez. 219 00:11:48,456 --> 00:11:52,664 - I did not know Rico Dewanto is this grumpy. - Right. Like his in-laws. 220 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,664 Hit it! 221 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,872 What are you doing? Wipe like this. 222 00:12:21,500 --> 00:12:24,956 Keep working, don't give up! 223 00:12:35,416 --> 00:12:36,956 For three of you. 224 00:12:38,708 --> 00:12:40,000 What? 225 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,832 - How much he gave you? - He just said thanks. 226 00:12:42,872 --> 00:12:45,372 - Don't lie! - Fine. Here it is. 227 00:12:53,832 --> 00:12:56,000 You made my car looks very clean. 228 00:12:56,040 --> 00:12:58,872 Not just clean, but pretty. 229 00:12:58,916 --> 00:13:00,540 Really? 230 00:13:01,416 --> 00:13:02,916 Thanks! 231 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:04,832 You've got so much already. 232 00:13:04,872 --> 00:13:07,540 Your shift is over, you can go home. 233 00:13:07,580 --> 00:13:08,748 - Okay. - We're working again tomorrow? 234 00:13:08,792 --> 00:13:11,456 Of course you are. Come back in the morning. Don't be late. 235 00:13:11,500 --> 00:13:12,792 Okay, boss. 236 00:13:12,832 --> 00:13:15,540 - Be cool about it, boss. - Yeah. 237 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:18,540 - Let's go home. - Hold on. What about the tip? 238 00:13:18,580 --> 00:13:20,164 This is what I'm talking about. 239 00:13:20,208 --> 00:13:25,040 I counted 247 thousand in this. 240 00:13:25,080 --> 00:13:27,872 We're gonna split this evenly. 241 00:13:27,916 --> 00:13:31,208 Otoy gets 80 thousand. 242 00:13:32,164 --> 00:13:35,872 Doyok gets 80 thousand. 243 00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,080 And the rest is for me, 80 thousand. 244 00:13:38,124 --> 00:13:39,540 How about the seven thousand? 245 00:13:39,580 --> 00:13:40,748 It's here. 246 00:13:40,792 --> 00:13:42,792 I'm gonna throw it away. 247 00:13:42,832 --> 00:13:45,708 - Why are you throwing it away? - I don't know how to divide it. 248 00:13:45,748 --> 00:13:46,916 Let's go. 249 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:50,248 - Let's not ask him to count anymore. - Idiot. 250 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:53,500 I need a shower. 251 00:14:06,624 --> 00:14:10,540 Useless husband, all you do is sleep all day. 252 00:14:10,580 --> 00:14:13,248 This must be dad's money, what is this doing in here? 253 00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:16,916 Thank God he's still asleep, or he might swipe this. 254 00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,040 Hey, wake up! 255 00:14:21,956 --> 00:14:23,872 Five more minutes. 256 00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:28,040 I said wake up! 257 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:30,292 - What are you doing? - What am I doing? 258 00:14:30,332 --> 00:14:32,164 Wake up! Look at the time! 259 00:14:32,208 --> 00:14:34,748 Can't you respect your husband? 260 00:14:34,792 --> 00:14:37,580 Wake up! Look at the time, you crazy! 261 00:14:37,624 --> 00:14:39,500 I brought you some money. 262 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:46,208 Really? Did you bring some money? Here, let me wipe that. 263 00:14:46,248 --> 00:14:48,372 Are you tired, honey? 264 00:14:50,164 --> 00:14:52,916 - So where's the money? - It's on the table. 265 00:14:56,000 --> 00:14:57,916 I'm sure it was on the table. 266 00:14:57,956 --> 00:15:01,372 - Do you mean this? - Yeah, I brought 80 thousand for you. 267 00:15:01,416 --> 00:15:04,832 And you talk big as if you got me 80 million! 268 00:15:04,872 --> 00:15:06,916 Just wait a thousand more days, and it will be 80 million. 269 00:15:06,956 --> 00:15:10,040 Yeah, and by that time, Cungkring will be too old for school. 270 00:15:10,080 --> 00:15:15,416 Can't you use your head? It's just 80 thousand. It's nothing. 271 00:15:15,456 --> 00:15:17,500 Morning, Cungkring. 272 00:15:17,540 --> 00:15:18,664 Where's my bike, dad? 273 00:15:18,708 --> 00:15:22,040 Ask the president, but memorize fish names first. 274 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:23,624 I'd better get back to the fridge for some food. 275 00:15:23,664 --> 00:15:25,872 Fine, I'm going to the kitchen, too. To prepare breakfast! 276 00:15:25,916 --> 00:15:28,248 - Fine. - You should be working! 277 00:15:28,292 --> 00:15:32,084 - But I need to eat before that. - All you do is eat and eat! 278 00:15:41,748 --> 00:15:44,164 - Got the 50 thousand. - Why are you taking it back? 279 00:15:44,208 --> 00:15:47,372 - You're the one who gave it! - I need it for gas! 280 00:15:47,416 --> 00:15:49,916 But you don't have a bike! 281 00:15:49,956 --> 00:15:51,332 You two, why do you take it? 282 00:15:51,372 --> 00:15:53,708 I need to buy a book about fish names. 283 00:15:53,748 --> 00:15:56,872 You're a good example an apple that doesn't fall far from where it's fall. 284 00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:59,208 Wait, do I get that right? 285 00:16:06,292 --> 00:16:08,000 - Sir. - Yes? 286 00:16:08,040 --> 00:16:09,292 What are these people doing here? 287 00:16:09,332 --> 00:16:12,080 This? It's for Mr. Adink, son of the sub-district head. 288 00:16:12,124 --> 00:16:14,164 He's proposing Yuli. 289 00:16:14,208 --> 00:16:15,500 Excuse me. 290 00:16:36,292 --> 00:16:37,832 Ali! 291 00:16:47,748 --> 00:16:50,456 Is it not enough for you to rip my heart apart? 292 00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:52,372 This is not what I wanted. 293 00:16:52,416 --> 00:16:54,500 I just want you! 294 00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:56,500 It hurts, you know. 295 00:16:56,540 --> 00:17:00,164 It hurts in here! 296 00:17:01,040 --> 00:17:05,372 But your heart is in here. 297 00:17:05,416 --> 00:17:07,624 This is about money, isn't it? 298 00:17:07,664 --> 00:17:09,248 Tell me! 299 00:17:10,456 --> 00:17:13,248 Here, I have some money for you. 300 00:17:13,292 --> 00:17:15,332 Here, take it! 301 00:17:15,372 --> 00:17:17,332 Take it! 302 00:17:17,372 --> 00:17:21,540 I know I'm just a poor man. I'm not a rich man. 303 00:17:21,580 --> 00:17:24,124 But you need to remember one thing. 304 00:17:24,164 --> 00:17:28,372 My love for you is like this rain. 305 00:17:28,416 --> 00:17:30,540 It will never stop. 306 00:17:32,664 --> 00:17:34,124 Hey, you kids! 307 00:17:34,164 --> 00:17:36,416 You kids, hey! 308 00:17:36,456 --> 00:17:37,916 Stop playing with water! 309 00:17:37,956 --> 00:17:40,248 We're trying to make it look like a Korean drama. 310 00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:43,124 - Bastard. - Get out! 311 00:17:43,164 --> 00:17:46,164 But we can't live with just love. 312 00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:48,832 Enough, Yul. I understand. 313 00:17:48,872 --> 00:17:53,332 Mark my words, starting today I will make a lot of money. 314 00:17:53,372 --> 00:17:55,540 I will become a rich man! 315 00:17:55,580 --> 00:17:57,416 Just for you, Yul. 316 00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,916 I give you a week. 317 00:18:04,956 --> 00:18:08,332 Before his family returns to decide on the date. 318 00:18:15,332 --> 00:18:18,080 Can I have the 20 thousand? I haven't eaten anything. 319 00:18:20,208 --> 00:18:21,872 Just give me all of it. 320 00:18:22,624 --> 00:18:24,124 Might as well. 321 00:18:29,748 --> 00:18:31,456 Good afternoon. 322 00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:35,708 Where's the seller? Did he leave the cart in here? 323 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,248 Where's the fritters seller? 324 00:18:41,292 --> 00:18:43,540 Maybe he is... 325 00:18:43,580 --> 00:18:46,708 What? Are you seeing a ghost? 326 00:18:46,748 --> 00:18:48,748 In fact, you are the real devil! 327 00:18:48,792 --> 00:18:51,956 You burned down my hut and ran away. 328 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:55,500 I've calculated my material and moral loss. 329 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:57,664 The total is thirty million. 330 00:18:57,708 --> 00:19:02,792 I give you a month to pay me back. 331 00:19:02,832 --> 00:19:04,916 If you don't... 332 00:19:08,248 --> 00:19:11,580 ...I will turn you to the police. 333 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:27,748 Come here. 334 00:19:27,792 --> 00:19:29,416 Who is she? 335 00:19:30,748 --> 00:19:32,708 That's the boss' wife. 336 00:19:33,540 --> 00:19:36,792 Wait, then that's her car. 337 00:19:36,832 --> 00:19:39,000 I have an idea. That's her car, right? 338 00:19:39,040 --> 00:19:41,248 Let's clean it so that she will be pleased... 339 00:19:41,292 --> 00:19:45,624 ...and say good things about us, and boss will raise our salary. 340 00:19:45,664 --> 00:19:48,164 I got that. I'm in. 341 00:19:48,208 --> 00:19:49,664 Okay, then. 342 00:20:00,040 --> 00:20:03,664 I think this isn't the same color as before. 343 00:20:03,708 --> 00:20:08,500 Toy, every car will look different after you wash them. 344 00:20:08,540 --> 00:20:10,664 It's shinier! 345 00:20:11,580 --> 00:20:13,124 Here she is... 346 00:20:21,124 --> 00:20:22,916 Who washed my car? 347 00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:25,292 It was us, ma'am. 348 00:20:28,664 --> 00:20:30,372 Honey? 349 00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:31,872 - She wants to report to the boss. - She's calling him. 350 00:20:31,916 --> 00:20:36,292 - It looks very clean, huh? - Of course! A small tip won't hurt. 351 00:20:36,332 --> 00:20:40,332 You know what color was this car before you washed it? 352 00:20:40,372 --> 00:20:44,832 Of course, we know. It's a dirty color. 353 00:20:44,872 --> 00:20:46,832 It's monkey gray. 354 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:50,664 - Dark gray. - Nice! 355 00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:52,540 You're smart for once. 356 00:20:53,248 --> 00:20:54,956 - Idiots! - Calm down, honey. 357 00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:56,292 How can you be so stupid? 358 00:20:56,332 --> 00:20:58,500 It was on compound! You should not wash it! 359 00:20:58,540 --> 00:21:02,080 See? What did I tell you? It was just repainted, and it's on the compound. 360 00:21:02,124 --> 00:21:04,916 - This is your idea, Toy! - This is our anniversary gift! 361 00:21:04,956 --> 00:21:07,792 - I know. - Fire these guys, now! 362 00:21:08,708 --> 00:21:09,916 You're all fired! 363 00:21:09,956 --> 00:21:11,248 Take that, you're fired! 364 00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:14,416 - Hey. "You're all" that means you too. - Me, too? 365 00:21:14,456 --> 00:21:15,748 Wait, you can't do that. 366 00:21:15,792 --> 00:21:19,792 According to the Labour Law, you have to give us severance pay. 367 00:21:19,832 --> 00:21:21,916 - Right! - Fine, how much you need? 368 00:21:21,956 --> 00:21:25,332 Don't! I paid 30 million to have this repainted. 369 00:21:25,372 --> 00:21:29,208 You should sue them. Twice the damage. 370 00:21:29,248 --> 00:21:33,040 But I just remember something from the Labour Law... 371 00:21:33,080 --> 00:21:35,124 ...there's another solution besides severance pay. 372 00:21:35,164 --> 00:21:36,208 What is that, Yok? 373 00:21:36,248 --> 00:21:38,332 Run! 374 00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,664 All we wanted is just be a manager, but we failed miserably. 375 00:21:42,708 --> 00:21:44,080 That's right. 376 00:21:44,124 --> 00:21:46,792 Failure is a pending success. 377 00:21:46,832 --> 00:21:49,080 But repeated failure is bad luck. 378 00:21:49,124 --> 00:21:51,372 When we're gonna get rich? 379 00:21:51,416 --> 00:21:53,040 Ouch! 380 00:21:53,080 --> 00:21:55,580 Watch where you are walking! 381 00:21:56,292 --> 00:21:58,040 Oh my gosh, he's blind. 382 00:21:58,080 --> 00:22:01,832 - I can't see. Where's my rod? - Let's help him. 383 00:22:01,872 --> 00:22:05,000 Sorry. My bad. I didn't see you. 384 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,456 This is your rod. Help him up. 385 00:22:07,500 --> 00:22:10,208 Let me get your money. 386 00:22:13,748 --> 00:22:16,164 Here you go, sir. 387 00:22:16,208 --> 00:22:18,832 Here. That's a nice pair of sunglasses. 388 00:22:19,748 --> 00:22:21,832 You like them? You can pay for it if you want. 389 00:22:21,872 --> 00:22:23,456 - You sure? - Yes. 390 00:22:23,500 --> 00:22:25,080 Let me see them. 391 00:22:26,956 --> 00:22:30,124 Yeah, it's nice. Okay, I will buy this from you. 392 00:22:30,164 --> 00:22:31,832 Here's the money. 393 00:22:32,872 --> 00:22:34,916 Here. Thanks. 394 00:22:36,208 --> 00:22:39,416 Hey, bucktooth! This is my money! 395 00:22:39,456 --> 00:22:41,500 If you wanna pay for it, use your own money! 396 00:22:41,540 --> 00:22:44,708 - So you can see? - I can without glasses. 397 00:22:44,748 --> 00:22:46,540 - Where's the money? - Right here. 398 00:22:46,580 --> 00:22:49,080 Sorry. I forgot. 399 00:22:52,456 --> 00:22:54,164 He has another pair. 400 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:58,000 That one looks nicer. 401 00:22:58,040 --> 00:22:59,792 Move! 402 00:23:01,164 --> 00:23:03,080 And he's back to being blind. 403 00:23:06,332 --> 00:23:07,872 Let's go. 404 00:23:09,416 --> 00:23:12,540 Toy, I have an idea. 405 00:23:12,580 --> 00:23:16,500 How about if we act blind like him? And then we ask for money. 406 00:23:16,540 --> 00:23:20,208 No. I don't wanna be a beggar, let alone acting as a blind man. 407 00:23:20,248 --> 00:23:22,664 So what do you want, then? 408 00:23:22,708 --> 00:23:24,708 You wanna fight? 409 00:23:25,500 --> 00:23:30,500 What if we work on the street, but we busk? 410 00:23:30,540 --> 00:23:33,164 It's legit, and at least we put some effort into it. 411 00:23:33,208 --> 00:23:35,872 - But... - But what? 412 00:23:35,916 --> 00:23:38,124 We're still going to act like a blind man. 413 00:23:38,164 --> 00:23:40,708 Let's do it then. Come on. 414 00:23:40,748 --> 00:23:43,080 Cheating Job 415 00:23:50,708 --> 00:23:52,664 Excuse me. 416 00:23:52,708 --> 00:23:54,708 At Sunday morning... 417 00:23:54,748 --> 00:23:57,124 - Here. - Thank you. 418 00:23:57,164 --> 00:23:59,040 Thanks. 419 00:24:00,248 --> 00:24:02,540 Thanks, beautiful. 420 00:24:07,456 --> 00:24:09,624 - Are you blind? - Yes, I am, sir. 421 00:24:09,664 --> 00:24:11,540 - Can I have some money for food? - Here you go, sir. 422 00:24:11,580 --> 00:24:13,748 Thank God. 423 00:24:13,792 --> 00:24:16,916 - Thank you, sir. - Okay, you're welcome. 424 00:24:16,956 --> 00:24:18,292 Excuse me. 425 00:24:18,332 --> 00:24:21,580 Please let me read a poem to you. 426 00:24:23,372 --> 00:24:24,624 "Fortune." 427 00:24:24,664 --> 00:24:30,832 "It favors the evil and the cunning." 428 00:24:30,872 --> 00:24:33,500 "They wallow in it." 429 00:24:33,540 --> 00:24:34,540 "Meanwhile we..." 430 00:24:34,580 --> 00:24:39,164 I'm so moved by your poem to give this away. 431 00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:41,832 Here, take this. 432 00:24:41,872 --> 00:24:44,708 Thank you, bro. 433 00:24:44,748 --> 00:24:47,248 Look at him. His condition is worse than you. 434 00:24:47,292 --> 00:24:50,708 Don't you wanna help him, too? 435 00:24:52,332 --> 00:24:55,708 Here, take this for you too. 436 00:24:55,748 --> 00:25:00,500 - Say thanks to this man. - Thanks. 437 00:25:00,540 --> 00:25:02,872 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 438 00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:06,916 You're smart! 439 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:12,872 Show me the way... 440 00:25:12,916 --> 00:25:18,580 If you don't know where to go, then you should stay at home. 441 00:25:18,624 --> 00:25:21,248 I'm just looking for some money. 442 00:25:21,292 --> 00:25:23,124 I haven't eaten for days. 443 00:25:23,164 --> 00:25:25,416 Sorry, I don't have any small change. 444 00:25:25,456 --> 00:25:28,040 Big change will do. 445 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:30,580 - Wait a second. - Nice. 446 00:25:35,872 --> 00:25:38,040 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 447 00:25:38,080 --> 00:25:42,456 Thank God. It's my lucky day. 448 00:25:45,664 --> 00:25:48,580 Hey, just sharing fortune. 449 00:25:48,624 --> 00:25:50,624 Asshole! 450 00:25:52,208 --> 00:25:53,916 It says big change! 451 00:25:53,956 --> 00:25:56,708 Candy, water... 452 00:25:56,748 --> 00:25:58,332 Excuse me. 453 00:25:59,416 --> 00:26:02,500 Hey, are you insane? Wipe that off, now! 454 00:26:02,540 --> 00:26:04,832 Okay, hold on. 455 00:26:04,872 --> 00:26:06,792 Sir, wait a minute. 456 00:26:06,832 --> 00:26:08,040 Wait, please. 457 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,500 Relax, I got this. 458 00:26:11,124 --> 00:26:12,292 What the hell? 459 00:26:12,332 --> 00:26:15,540 - Do you think my car is a plate for Ketoprak? - No, I don't. 460 00:26:15,580 --> 00:26:17,872 Why don't you put the peddler while you're at it, huh? 461 00:26:17,916 --> 00:26:19,456 Okay, wait. 462 00:26:21,332 --> 00:26:26,124 He said he's a bit busy. But a bit of soy sauce might help. 463 00:26:26,164 --> 00:26:28,080 Oh my gosh. 464 00:26:28,124 --> 00:26:30,040 Hey, where are you going? 465 00:26:31,580 --> 00:26:33,080 Sorry, sir. 466 00:26:33,124 --> 00:26:34,708 Good, you should apologize. 467 00:26:34,748 --> 00:26:37,164 But a ketoprak without kerupuk isn't tasty. 468 00:26:37,208 --> 00:26:38,872 Here! It's to complete it. 469 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,748 Don't run away, bastard! 470 00:26:43,208 --> 00:26:46,456 I told you not to come out at noon but night! 471 00:26:46,500 --> 00:26:47,916 Daytime is my shift. 472 00:26:47,956 --> 00:26:49,456 Excuse me. 473 00:26:50,416 --> 00:26:53,872 Who is that? This guy is crazy! 474 00:26:53,916 --> 00:26:55,000 Mr. Police! 475 00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:58,916 Police? Can't you read? "Pol-PP". 476 00:26:58,956 --> 00:27:03,164 Fine, Pol-PP. Help me catch him. He ruined my car. 477 00:27:03,208 --> 00:27:05,416 Yeah, but these two ruined our society. 478 00:27:05,456 --> 00:27:07,456 - So who will help me catch him? - I don't know. 479 00:27:07,500 --> 00:27:08,580 I'll go after him! 480 00:27:08,624 --> 00:27:10,248 Calm down. 481 00:27:10,292 --> 00:27:12,416 I'll go after him. Let's go after him, guys. Just leave them here! 482 00:27:12,456 --> 00:27:15,000 Hey, you! 483 00:27:16,456 --> 00:27:19,500 Sir, what did he do to your car? 484 00:27:19,540 --> 00:27:20,792 He ruined it. 485 00:27:20,832 --> 00:27:22,748 Do you want me to ruin you? 486 00:27:22,792 --> 00:27:25,500 You can ruin my heart. 487 00:27:26,708 --> 00:27:29,248 Repent! The doomsday is near! 488 00:27:30,624 --> 00:27:32,040 Hey! 489 00:27:34,164 --> 00:27:35,748 Why are you so out of breath? 490 00:27:35,792 --> 00:27:38,292 We have to go. Satpol PP is chasing us. 491 00:27:38,332 --> 00:27:41,456 - They're chasing you. Not us. - Yeah. 492 00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:43,332 Oh, so that's how you wanna play it? 493 00:27:43,372 --> 00:27:45,332 Sir, these two are con artists! 494 00:27:45,372 --> 00:27:48,164 This one is not blind, and this one has perfect limbs! 495 00:27:48,208 --> 00:27:50,748 Goddamnit! I'll get you for this! 496 00:27:50,792 --> 00:27:52,372 Hey! 497 00:27:53,080 --> 00:27:54,832 - Doyok, wait for me! - Don't run! 498 00:27:54,872 --> 00:27:56,248 Doyok! 499 00:27:56,292 --> 00:27:58,000 It's for you! 500 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:30,080 I'm exhausted. 501 00:28:33,372 --> 00:28:35,248 Hey, what are you doing here? 502 00:28:35,292 --> 00:28:36,580 We're hiding. 503 00:28:36,624 --> 00:28:39,208 You shouldn't hide here. Who are you hiding from anyway? 504 00:28:39,248 --> 00:28:43,248 My buddy there ruined someone's car. 505 00:28:43,292 --> 00:28:44,956 - And how about you? - I conned people by acting blind. 506 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:46,208 And this guy with the traditional hat? 507 00:28:46,248 --> 00:28:48,540 He acted as if he lost his arm. 508 00:28:48,580 --> 00:28:51,248 - Is this his arm? - You found it! 509 00:28:51,292 --> 00:28:53,708 Yok, look, it's your arm. 510 00:28:53,748 --> 00:28:56,916 - How is that here? - This guy gave it to me. 511 00:28:58,040 --> 00:28:59,956 By the way, I'm Oncom. 512 00:29:00,000 --> 00:29:01,540 Pol-PP. 513 00:29:03,832 --> 00:29:05,832 Drink more eggs with honey. 514 00:29:05,872 --> 00:29:08,040 That way you'll be strong enough to lift a wagon. 515 00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:10,956 Hey! 516 00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:12,372 You're out already? 517 00:29:13,292 --> 00:29:14,580 Behave yourself, you hear me? 518 00:29:14,624 --> 00:29:17,872 - "Behave yourself". - Shit. 519 00:29:17,916 --> 00:29:20,500 - You're stepping on it. - Goddamnit! 520 00:29:21,748 --> 00:29:23,456 When we're gonna be rich? 521 00:29:23,500 --> 00:29:26,540 We have to be patient. Look for legit jobs. 522 00:29:26,580 --> 00:29:29,500 Even if the pay is small, but little by little until... 523 00:29:29,540 --> 00:29:30,580 It becomes shit. 524 00:29:30,624 --> 00:29:31,664 Damn you. 525 00:29:31,708 --> 00:29:35,040 Hold on. Look at this. 526 00:29:35,080 --> 00:29:39,292 "Are you looking for a job? Check the pole on your left." 527 00:29:40,832 --> 00:29:43,748 "Are you sure you want to work?" 528 00:29:43,792 --> 00:29:46,664 - Are we sure? - Of course we are. 529 00:29:46,708 --> 00:29:48,540 I'm with you guys. 530 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:54,164 "If you sure, read the flyer on the second pole on your right." 531 00:29:54,208 --> 00:29:55,500 That means we should go back. 532 00:29:55,540 --> 00:29:58,040 Are we stupid or these poles are just smarter than us? 533 00:29:58,080 --> 00:30:01,748 Yok, if you want a job, you should put some effort. 534 00:30:01,792 --> 00:30:03,748 We should struggle first. 535 00:30:05,248 --> 00:30:08,832 "Now I'm certain that you really need a job." 536 00:30:08,872 --> 00:30:10,872 Thank God. 537 00:30:10,916 --> 00:30:12,916 We'll be getting a job soon. 538 00:30:12,956 --> 00:30:19,416 "Buy the newspaper from the stall behind you and open the job ads section." 539 00:30:20,832 --> 00:30:22,332 Bastard. 540 00:30:22,372 --> 00:30:23,956 Let's go there. 541 00:30:26,372 --> 00:30:28,872 Here's the culprit. 542 00:30:28,916 --> 00:30:30,456 You're not funny, you know! 543 00:30:30,500 --> 00:30:33,080 - Where's the money? - I don't have any small change. 544 00:30:33,124 --> 00:30:34,164 You want big change? 545 00:30:34,208 --> 00:30:36,500 - Of course. - Okay! 546 00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:40,084 - Here! - Thank God. 547 00:30:40,124 --> 00:30:41,916 I finally get big change. 548 00:30:41,956 --> 00:30:43,416 Thank you, sir! 549 00:30:43,456 --> 00:30:44,624 Lucky! 550 00:30:44,664 --> 00:30:46,000 Don't spend it all in one place. 551 00:30:46,040 --> 00:30:48,372 Sure. Thanks. 552 00:30:56,292 --> 00:31:00,124 Look, this one is perfect for us. 553 00:31:00,164 --> 00:31:01,956 - This one? - Yeah. 554 00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:05,000 But it's too far from here. 555 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:06,792 How do we get there? 556 00:31:06,832 --> 00:31:10,124 We don't even have any money to buy food let alone for the trip fare. 557 00:31:11,956 --> 00:31:14,248 This what separates me from you two. 558 00:31:14,292 --> 00:31:16,500 I am jobless, but I watched TV every day. 559 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:20,624 So I know how people stop a vehicle to hitchhike. 560 00:31:21,748 --> 00:31:23,456 There it is. It stops. 561 00:31:25,164 --> 00:31:26,580 I won! 562 00:31:26,624 --> 00:31:29,000 This is not finger play! Get out of here! 563 00:31:29,040 --> 00:31:30,664 That's your fault. 564 00:31:30,708 --> 00:31:33,916 Next time, show a finger that won't make you lose! 565 00:31:33,956 --> 00:31:36,372 - Every finger can be beaten, Li! - I know the one that's not! 566 00:31:36,416 --> 00:31:38,748 Here, let me show you. 567 00:31:42,456 --> 00:31:44,040 - Am I great or what? - Let's go. 568 00:31:44,080 --> 00:31:45,708 Five fingers. 569 00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:56,500 Thank you! 570 00:32:03,624 --> 00:32:06,248 Sir, excuse me. 571 00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:07,748 What is it? 572 00:32:07,792 --> 00:32:09,456 We want to apply for a job here. 573 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:13,248 Just go inside for the interview. You head right and ask the guy there. 574 00:32:13,292 --> 00:32:15,748 Thank you, sir. Come on. 575 00:32:26,872 --> 00:32:28,208 What can you do? 576 00:32:28,248 --> 00:32:30,500 I can flirt with women. 577 00:32:30,540 --> 00:32:32,248 Like this. 578 00:32:36,164 --> 00:32:40,080 Your dad's father must own a sugar factory. 579 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:41,872 How did you know? 580 00:32:41,916 --> 00:32:45,372 Because, there are ants on your face. 581 00:32:48,292 --> 00:32:50,416 - Is it good? - Nice. 582 00:32:50,456 --> 00:32:52,664 - I would fall for that. - Right. 583 00:32:53,748 --> 00:32:55,708 Hey, you! 584 00:32:55,748 --> 00:32:56,956 What can you do? 585 00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,124 I'm not a snake that has venom. 586 00:33:01,792 --> 00:33:05,164 - You're funny. - I like to make jokes, sir. 587 00:33:05,208 --> 00:33:08,164 I'm auto-laugh and super funny. 588 00:33:08,208 --> 00:33:11,372 What do you like? Do you like to eat? I can cook for you. 589 00:33:11,416 --> 00:33:13,792 Let me cook a joke for you! 590 00:33:15,956 --> 00:33:18,916 Not this time? 591 00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:22,748 And you? 592 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:30,580 Do we want more corruption? 593 00:33:30,624 --> 00:33:34,040 - No! - Do we want a higher price for chili peppers? 594 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,500 - No! - Are we going to be accepted here? 595 00:33:37,540 --> 00:33:41,916 - No, Mr. Doyok! - Yes! You should say yes. 596 00:33:41,956 --> 00:33:43,456 - What is it with you? - You're right. 597 00:33:43,500 --> 00:33:45,748 Yes! 598 00:33:45,792 --> 00:33:48,248 Enough! Sit down. 599 00:33:49,832 --> 00:33:54,164 You think I'm going to accept you with no skills? 600 00:33:54,872 --> 00:33:57,456 Just so you know, yesterday... 601 00:33:57,500 --> 00:34:01,540 ...I declined a philosophy graduate from Harvard! 602 00:34:01,580 --> 00:34:05,248 I declined a professor of philosophy from a university in Singapore! 603 00:34:05,292 --> 00:34:08,040 So did a sports graduate! 604 00:34:10,124 --> 00:34:15,708 Because there are no positions that matched their skills here. 605 00:34:18,580 --> 00:34:20,332 You can get out, now. 606 00:34:23,624 --> 00:34:26,456 Wait a minute. 607 00:34:30,540 --> 00:34:33,540 What's this pleasant perfume you're wearing? 608 00:34:33,580 --> 00:34:36,540 - Perfume? - Come here. 609 00:34:39,832 --> 00:34:41,956 It smells good. You, too. 610 00:34:44,456 --> 00:34:46,248 Excuse me, goat. 611 00:34:48,748 --> 00:34:51,500 What is this perfume? It smells really good. 612 00:34:51,540 --> 00:34:53,500 Wonderful. 613 00:34:53,540 --> 00:34:56,080 You're accepted. 614 00:34:56,916 --> 00:34:58,540 - Seriously? - Yes! 615 00:34:58,580 --> 00:34:59,956 - You smell really good. - Are you serious? 616 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,080 I'm serious. 617 00:35:01,124 --> 00:35:04,208 But you have to bring that perfume tomorrow. 618 00:35:04,248 --> 00:35:05,416 - It smells wonderful. - Yes, sir. 619 00:35:05,456 --> 00:35:07,792 - Thank you, sir. - Yes. 620 00:35:07,832 --> 00:35:09,540 Let me smell it once again. 621 00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:14,792 Random Job 622 00:35:14,832 --> 00:35:17,164 What perfume was that? 623 00:35:17,208 --> 00:35:20,000 I think I know that smell. 624 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,208 Who knows it's this easy to get a job. 625 00:35:23,248 --> 00:35:25,540 But what should we do here? 626 00:35:26,792 --> 00:35:28,080 - I know. - What? 627 00:35:28,124 --> 00:35:32,208 You will become a model. To replace their mouse logo. 628 00:35:33,624 --> 00:35:35,164 Hey! 629 00:35:35,208 --> 00:35:37,416 Welcome on aboard our company. 630 00:35:37,456 --> 00:35:38,748 Thank you, sir. 631 00:35:38,792 --> 00:35:42,832 But what do we do here actually? 632 00:35:42,872 --> 00:35:47,872 You will be delivering rat glue traps. 633 00:35:47,916 --> 00:35:49,956 To our customers. 634 00:35:50,000 --> 00:35:52,748 You will be accompanying SMS. 635 00:35:56,664 --> 00:35:58,080 I don't receive any SMS message. 636 00:35:58,124 --> 00:36:03,164 No, I mean SMS is the One-Eyed-Man. 637 00:36:03,208 --> 00:36:05,916 That's what we call him. Okay? 638 00:36:05,956 --> 00:36:09,500 Here he is, SMS. 639 00:36:13,040 --> 00:36:14,580 Sir. 640 00:36:16,332 --> 00:36:20,540 I'm the One-Eyed-Man, your boss here. 641 00:36:20,580 --> 00:36:22,372 You better watch it. 642 00:36:23,372 --> 00:36:26,500 Don't try to mess around. 643 00:36:26,540 --> 00:36:27,540 Yes, boss. 644 00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:32,580 Even though I only have one eye, but I can watch the three of you. 645 00:36:35,956 --> 00:36:37,580 Come on, follow me. 646 00:36:38,832 --> 00:36:43,624 Boss. I'm Ali Oncom, this is Doyok, and this is Otoy. 647 00:36:44,664 --> 00:36:46,872 Who says your names are that important? 648 00:36:48,624 --> 00:36:50,456 My bad. 649 00:37:24,456 --> 00:37:26,872 - How is it? - It's done, boss. 650 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:33,124 Everything is good. All orders have been delivered. 651 00:37:33,164 --> 00:37:34,872 So excuse me, bro. 652 00:37:34,916 --> 00:37:35,956 Wait a second. 653 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,456 There is this stuff... 654 00:37:38,500 --> 00:37:43,500 ...from my boss for your boss. 655 00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:45,332 What is this, sir? 656 00:37:46,416 --> 00:37:48,080 Sir? 657 00:37:49,792 --> 00:37:51,792 Call me brother! 658 00:37:51,832 --> 00:37:56,748 You know? Brother! 659 00:37:56,792 --> 00:37:59,456 This is not your business, newbie. 660 00:37:59,500 --> 00:38:02,540 What you should know is that this case is very important. 661 00:38:02,580 --> 00:38:05,624 And this must be delivered to your boss. 662 00:38:05,664 --> 00:38:12,748 If your boss never received this, then where did it go? 663 00:38:12,792 --> 00:38:14,540 It's left behind, isn't it? 664 00:38:14,580 --> 00:38:15,748 What is this? Play guess? 665 00:38:15,792 --> 00:38:17,664 It's stolen. 666 00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:20,580 It's somewhere? 667 00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,916 Just get this suitcase to your boss. 668 00:38:23,956 --> 00:38:26,416 Yes, bro! Understood. 669 00:38:26,456 --> 00:38:28,956 If not, you're gonna have to pay with your lives. 670 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:30,580 Oh my God. 671 00:38:30,624 --> 00:38:33,748 What kind of job is this? Why our lives are at stake? 672 00:38:33,792 --> 00:38:36,664 Just relax. Nothing to be afraid of. 673 00:38:36,708 --> 00:38:40,580 This is perfectly safe. This suitcase is locked. 674 00:38:40,624 --> 00:38:45,164 And it is protected with an anti-theft super code. 675 00:38:45,208 --> 00:38:47,292 Awesome! 676 00:38:47,332 --> 00:38:54,164 So the only people who know the code are me, my boss, and your boss. 677 00:38:54,208 --> 00:38:59,248 The left one is 6-1-6, and the right one is 0-7-0. 678 00:39:02,208 --> 00:39:05,416 But, you heard that right? That means we also know. 679 00:39:05,456 --> 00:39:07,872 Anti-theft super code! 680 00:39:14,080 --> 00:39:15,748 He's an idiot, isn't he? 681 00:39:16,456 --> 00:39:18,164 Hey, idiot! 682 00:39:36,748 --> 00:39:38,580 Those are some nice bikes. 683 00:39:38,624 --> 00:39:40,916 - What the hell is this? - Robbery. 684 00:39:40,956 --> 00:39:42,792 Robbery? 685 00:39:42,832 --> 00:39:43,916 Get out of the car! 686 00:39:43,956 --> 00:39:46,832 After we get out, and then what? 687 00:39:47,916 --> 00:39:49,164 You can get back inside. 688 00:39:49,208 --> 00:39:51,580 Just keep going up and down, like dollar rates! 689 00:39:53,792 --> 00:39:57,000 You can handle if it's about politics. 690 00:39:57,040 --> 00:39:58,080 I'm not fast enough. 691 00:39:58,124 --> 00:40:02,916 You're in my territory now. You have to pay. 692 00:40:02,956 --> 00:40:05,872 Boss, just give him money so we can go. 693 00:40:05,916 --> 00:40:08,456 No way. I'm not gonna give him anything. 694 00:40:08,500 --> 00:40:11,248 Defending your pride? Amazing. 695 00:40:11,292 --> 00:40:13,292 These guys wanna fight. 696 00:40:13,332 --> 00:40:14,748 - Give it to them! - Biker gang! 697 00:40:14,792 --> 00:40:17,416 - Yes! - Weapons up! 698 00:40:20,248 --> 00:40:23,164 What is that? Be careful, guys! 699 00:40:23,208 --> 00:40:26,624 See? Just give them money! We can still earn it anyway. 700 00:40:26,664 --> 00:40:30,832 Let me tell you something. I can't pay because I don't have any money. 701 00:40:30,872 --> 00:40:33,000 The only one thousand I have in my pocket... 702 00:40:33,040 --> 00:40:34,792 ...is to buy internet quota. 703 00:40:34,832 --> 00:40:36,456 What kind of boss are you? 704 00:40:36,500 --> 00:40:39,040 I thought you're refusing to pay because of your pride. 705 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:41,748 You're not even worth a penny, boss. 706 00:40:41,792 --> 00:40:43,748 Shut up! Let's just fight them! Come on! 707 00:40:43,792 --> 00:40:46,916 Let's go! I'm gonna take out their teeth! 708 00:40:46,956 --> 00:40:48,708 Let's go! 709 00:40:48,748 --> 00:40:51,664 - It's a slingshot! - Don't you dare to run. 710 00:40:51,708 --> 00:40:53,124 Hey! 711 00:40:55,124 --> 00:40:57,708 Damn, I missed. Time to run. 712 00:40:59,456 --> 00:41:01,124 Take this! 713 00:41:03,500 --> 00:41:05,916 Get back here! Why are you running away? 714 00:41:05,956 --> 00:41:07,792 - How did we get into this mess? - I don't know. 715 00:41:07,832 --> 00:41:09,416 Over there? 716 00:41:10,748 --> 00:41:13,332 Take this! Eat that! 717 00:41:13,372 --> 00:41:14,580 Fight him, boss! 718 00:41:14,624 --> 00:41:17,500 He's in cold sweat, boys! Look at him. 719 00:41:17,540 --> 00:41:21,000 I'm just gonna scare him a bit. 720 00:41:21,040 --> 00:41:22,624 Boo! 721 00:41:22,664 --> 00:41:24,956 You made my butthole clenched! 722 00:41:27,500 --> 00:41:28,500 Why is he dead? 723 00:41:28,540 --> 00:41:31,080 I didn't do anything, okay? It's not my fault. 724 00:41:31,124 --> 00:41:33,208 No physical contact, right? 725 00:41:33,248 --> 00:41:35,372 - You boys are my witness? - Yes, boss. 726 00:41:35,416 --> 00:41:37,792 - Raid his car. - Yes, boss! 727 00:41:39,872 --> 00:41:42,164 I never knew it's this hard to make a living. 728 00:41:48,208 --> 00:41:52,164 Boss, there's no valuables inside. 729 00:41:52,208 --> 00:41:55,416 Boss, there's only this suitcase. 730 00:41:55,456 --> 00:41:58,416 Well, just bring that with us. We can't come out here for nothing. 731 00:41:58,456 --> 00:42:00,580 How about if we bring the car instead? 732 00:42:00,624 --> 00:42:02,872 - The car? - Yeah, boss. 733 00:42:02,916 --> 00:42:05,416 We don't need it cause we're a biker gang. 734 00:42:05,456 --> 00:42:07,792 If we grab the car, that means we're a driver gang. 735 00:42:07,832 --> 00:42:08,956 You're right. 736 00:42:09,000 --> 00:42:12,124 - Just leave it. Let's go. - That was your bad idea. 737 00:42:33,164 --> 00:42:35,456 - What is that? - That's the suitcase from before. 738 00:42:35,500 --> 00:42:37,332 The one we should take to our boss. 739 00:42:37,372 --> 00:42:39,832 - Let's take it with us. - Right. 740 00:42:39,872 --> 00:42:41,080 Get it, Yok. 741 00:42:41,124 --> 00:42:42,916 What was going on? 742 00:42:44,916 --> 00:42:47,000 - It's a mess! - What hit them? 743 00:42:47,040 --> 00:42:49,248 Maybe they got ran over by some tyrant rulers. 744 00:42:49,292 --> 00:42:51,872 Not the time, Yok. I think we should stay away from the street. 745 00:42:51,916 --> 00:42:54,580 - Or we might get run over, too. - Right, it makes me scared. 746 00:42:55,332 --> 00:42:56,580 Where's the boss? 747 00:42:56,624 --> 00:42:58,624 He's still over there. 748 00:42:58,664 --> 00:43:00,332 Let's go back there. 749 00:43:10,748 --> 00:43:12,208 Boss? 750 00:43:12,248 --> 00:43:15,832 - Boss? - Boss, they're gone. Wake up. 751 00:43:15,872 --> 00:43:18,916 He's playing dummy. 752 00:43:18,956 --> 00:43:20,832 Boss, they're... 753 00:43:24,792 --> 00:43:27,248 He's dead! 754 00:43:27,292 --> 00:43:29,540 Dead? Maybe he's just asleep. 755 00:43:29,580 --> 00:43:31,332 Wait, let me check. 756 00:43:32,332 --> 00:43:33,748 Yes, he's dead. 757 00:43:33,792 --> 00:43:35,456 Is that how you check if he's dead or not? 758 00:43:35,500 --> 00:43:37,248 Well, I don't know either. 759 00:43:37,292 --> 00:43:38,540 Call an ambulance, now! 760 00:43:38,580 --> 00:43:41,792 Not me. You make the call, Li. 761 00:43:50,164 --> 00:43:52,124 - Hello? - Hello. 762 00:43:52,164 --> 00:43:57,540 - Is this the hospital for my aching heart? - Yeah! 763 00:43:57,580 --> 00:43:59,956 Yes, this is a hospital. How may I help you? 764 00:44:00,000 --> 00:44:01,248 Wait, wait. 765 00:44:01,292 --> 00:44:06,000 - You sound so soft, like a silkworm. - Yeah! 766 00:44:06,040 --> 00:44:08,332 Hey, make it quick. Someone needs help. 767 00:44:08,372 --> 00:44:10,080 Right, sorry. 768 00:44:10,872 --> 00:44:15,124 Hello, nurse, can you help me to grab me a moon, mom? 769 00:44:15,164 --> 00:44:17,372 Grab me a moon, mom 770 00:44:17,416 --> 00:44:19,664 - You need an ambulance? - Yes, that's right. 771 00:44:19,708 --> 00:44:21,164 There's someone here we want you to pick up. 772 00:44:21,208 --> 00:44:25,292 Can you help me with the name and the location of the patient? 773 00:44:25,332 --> 00:44:29,164 Boss? 774 00:44:29,208 --> 00:44:33,292 The hospital asked for your full name. 775 00:44:34,000 --> 00:44:36,580 He's not gonna answer your question, Li. 776 00:44:36,624 --> 00:44:40,416 - I'm sorry, who am I speaking to? - Just share our location with them. 777 00:44:40,456 --> 00:44:42,372 So they can track us down. 778 00:44:42,416 --> 00:44:44,000 - Really? Okay. - Hello? 779 00:44:44,040 --> 00:44:46,248 - Nurse. - Sir, this is a hospital. 780 00:44:46,292 --> 00:44:48,832 - Please take your prank call elsewhere. - Hello? 781 00:44:48,872 --> 00:44:50,080 Hello? 782 00:44:50,124 --> 00:44:51,372 She hung up. 783 00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:55,748 Let's get back to the factory. Our lives are at stake. 784 00:44:55,792 --> 00:44:58,000 How about Boss? 785 00:44:58,040 --> 00:45:00,500 Just leave him here, someone might come and get him. 786 00:45:00,540 --> 00:45:02,248 - Let's go. - Okay, then. 787 00:45:02,292 --> 00:45:05,416 That's pretty far down. Sorry, boss. 788 00:45:12,664 --> 00:45:15,372 Get back, ma'am. Everyone, please. 789 00:45:15,416 --> 00:45:18,580 - What's going on here? - Do not cross the line, please! 790 00:45:18,624 --> 00:45:20,124 Get back. 791 00:45:20,164 --> 00:45:22,624 Sorry, ma'am. 792 00:45:22,664 --> 00:45:24,124 - Excuse me, sir. - Yes? 793 00:45:24,164 --> 00:45:26,456 What's going on here? Are you celebrating something? 794 00:45:26,500 --> 00:45:29,956 This is a drug raid. 795 00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:38,664 - Do you know what drug is? - I don't know that kind of thing, sir. 796 00:45:38,708 --> 00:45:43,500 Same here. We're good people. Maybe you can explain it to us? 797 00:45:43,540 --> 00:45:46,332 Enough! What are you doing here, anyway? You're just getting in my way. 798 00:45:46,372 --> 00:45:48,208 Get out of here. 799 00:45:48,248 --> 00:45:50,292 Sir, sir! If you want to take my photo, you can do it later. 800 00:45:50,332 --> 00:45:54,416 - Let's go back home. - Home? We work here. 801 00:45:54,456 --> 00:45:57,916 - They are supposed to catch us, too, idiot! - Shut up! Or I will twist your mouth. 802 00:45:57,956 --> 00:45:59,040 Come on! 803 00:45:59,080 --> 00:46:01,000 Li, come here, listen. 804 00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:03,500 Did you know that you're stupid? 805 00:46:03,540 --> 00:46:06,956 - What did I do? - Nothing. 806 00:46:16,956 --> 00:46:18,248 Altering! 807 00:46:18,292 --> 00:46:23,748 I can't believe this. Our workplace is a drug den. 808 00:46:23,792 --> 00:46:25,292 How unlucky we are. 809 00:46:25,332 --> 00:46:27,580 Yeah. Bad luck after bad luck. 810 00:46:27,624 --> 00:46:29,580 But I'm curious. 811 00:46:29,624 --> 00:46:31,748 What is inside this case? 812 00:46:31,792 --> 00:46:34,000 I hope this isn't drugs. 813 00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:36,956 Drugs is nothing to worry about. What if it is a "mbomb"? 814 00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,748 Even the stupidest person would never call a bomb, "mbomb". 815 00:46:39,792 --> 00:46:41,540 Yeah, that's what I mean. 816 00:46:41,580 --> 00:46:45,788 Who knows whoever was giving this case wanna blow up the drug den. 817 00:46:45,832 --> 00:46:47,664 That's impossible. 818 00:46:47,708 --> 00:46:51,580 If this were a bomb, it would've exploded because of impact. 819 00:46:51,624 --> 00:46:53,748 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 820 00:46:53,792 --> 00:46:56,164 My hunch says there's money inside this case. 821 00:46:56,208 --> 00:46:58,540 Now I like this, we're talking about feelings. 822 00:46:58,580 --> 00:47:01,080 Well, let's try putting the code. 823 00:47:01,124 --> 00:47:02,916 What was the code? 824 00:47:03,416 --> 00:47:08,332 The left one is 6-1-6, and the right one is 0-7-0. 825 00:47:10,000 --> 00:47:11,580 It's opened! 826 00:47:11,624 --> 00:47:13,832 - Should I open it? - Yes. 827 00:47:15,080 --> 00:47:16,872 Careful, Toy. 828 00:47:24,872 --> 00:47:26,956 Toy, this is... 829 00:47:27,540 --> 00:47:29,292 This is money! 830 00:47:29,332 --> 00:47:32,664 It's real money, not "big change". 831 00:47:32,708 --> 00:47:35,456 We're rich! 832 00:47:35,500 --> 00:47:38,540 We're rich, Ali, Doyok! 833 00:47:45,500 --> 00:47:47,916 Spending Money 834 00:47:56,832 --> 00:48:01,916 You're the best, Ali. You can take me to a rich people's mall. 835 00:48:01,956 --> 00:48:05,916 What are you talking about? I am a rich man, now. 836 00:48:05,956 --> 00:48:07,748 You're right. 837 00:48:08,624 --> 00:48:10,456 Let's go in! 838 00:48:11,580 --> 00:48:12,872 Wait a minute! 839 00:48:12,916 --> 00:48:14,124 You think this is a prayer room? 840 00:48:14,164 --> 00:48:15,832 Put it back on. You're embarrassing us. 841 00:48:15,872 --> 00:48:17,624 This is a shopping mall. You don't need to take off your shoes. 842 00:48:17,664 --> 00:48:18,708 Oh, okay, Yul. 843 00:48:18,748 --> 00:48:20,832 You look like a plebeian. 844 00:48:40,748 --> 00:48:42,792 No, no, no. 845 00:48:42,832 --> 00:48:45,708 This one suits your face better. 846 00:49:04,832 --> 00:49:06,208 Ali, look at this. 847 00:49:06,248 --> 00:49:09,080 Do you like the salted egg-blue or the bruised purple? 848 00:49:09,124 --> 00:49:10,664 All of them look good to me. 849 00:49:10,708 --> 00:49:13,540 Just take them all, don't act like a poor person. 850 00:49:13,580 --> 00:49:15,208 How long have you been working here? 851 00:49:15,248 --> 00:49:16,748 Just today. 852 00:49:16,792 --> 00:49:18,664 Still warm, eh? 853 00:49:24,580 --> 00:49:26,080 How about this one? 854 00:49:26,124 --> 00:49:30,708 Take that one, too. Anything for you, baby. 855 00:49:31,500 --> 00:49:33,832 - Is that your girlfriend? - Relative. 856 00:49:33,872 --> 00:49:36,832 It's her shopping schedule today. She's an orphan. 857 00:49:36,872 --> 00:49:39,208 So this is a way for me to lend her some help. 858 00:49:43,832 --> 00:49:45,292 Anything else? 859 00:49:45,332 --> 00:49:46,872 This one, too. 860 00:49:52,956 --> 00:49:54,872 Yok, Yok, Yok. 861 00:49:55,708 --> 00:49:58,292 Let's eat here. The food must be good. 862 00:49:58,332 --> 00:50:00,040 Have you ever eaten here before? 863 00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:02,956 Of course not. We just became rich now. 864 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,456 Irrashaimase. 865 00:50:04,500 --> 00:50:06,792 How did you know I'm Javanese? 866 00:50:06,832 --> 00:50:09,292 Okay, mas'e, excuse me. 867 00:50:11,248 --> 00:50:12,748 I'll have this one. 868 00:50:12,792 --> 00:50:15,000 One portion of sashimi. 869 00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,956 And you, sir? 870 00:50:19,916 --> 00:50:22,748 I'll have the same one as Otoy. 871 00:50:22,792 --> 00:50:25,040 Sorry, sir. But I can't speak Javanese. 872 00:50:25,080 --> 00:50:27,416 What? But your friend can. 873 00:50:27,456 --> 00:50:30,332 He spoke Javanese to me. Then why not all of you? 874 00:50:30,372 --> 00:50:32,292 - Sorry, sir. - Alright then. 875 00:50:32,332 --> 00:50:34,124 Right, sir. 876 00:50:40,208 --> 00:50:42,248 Enjoy your meal. 877 00:50:43,208 --> 00:50:48,164 Five strips of fish, a tree, and it's all raw! 878 00:50:48,208 --> 00:50:52,080 You're just too backward, aren't you? 879 00:50:52,124 --> 00:50:56,124 Look at the establishment. It has a camping atmosphere. 880 00:50:56,164 --> 00:50:59,292 They gave us everything raw in here so you can do this. Look. 881 00:50:59,332 --> 00:51:02,164 You have to roast them first. 882 00:51:02,208 --> 00:51:03,792 Come on, do it. 883 00:51:05,708 --> 00:51:08,456 Rich people have to make eating a bit more complicated. 884 00:51:08,500 --> 00:51:11,708 - Should we burn the small tree? - Later. 885 00:51:12,872 --> 00:51:15,080 These cars looks incredible. 886 00:51:15,124 --> 00:51:16,708 They must be expensive. 887 00:51:16,748 --> 00:51:18,916 Let's take a look around first. 888 00:51:22,332 --> 00:51:24,164 The seat feels comfy. 889 00:51:24,208 --> 00:51:26,792 A bit bouncy and soft. 890 00:51:30,540 --> 00:51:32,580 Excuse me. Coming through. 891 00:51:36,248 --> 00:51:39,248 - My hand is swelling. - Then stop flirting. 892 00:51:39,292 --> 00:51:42,248 I was just asking about the car! 893 00:51:42,292 --> 00:51:44,372 I think we don't have to buy a car here. 894 00:51:44,416 --> 00:51:46,540 - Why not? - We can buy used cars. 895 00:51:46,580 --> 00:51:49,540 There's are a lot of people selling it. And it's cheaper. 896 00:51:49,580 --> 00:51:52,624 We have a lot of money. We are rich people now. 897 00:51:52,664 --> 00:51:54,664 I don't care if anyone can hear me, I want them to know. 898 00:51:54,708 --> 00:51:56,788 Stop acting like poor people. Buy it! 899 00:51:56,832 --> 00:51:59,624 I know that's not the real reason. 900 00:51:59,664 --> 00:52:02,292 The AC is too cold! 901 00:52:02,332 --> 00:52:04,832 We have to buy one.¬ We should! 902 00:52:04,872 --> 00:52:07,664 Fine, but I want the one with nature's air cooler. 903 00:52:07,708 --> 00:52:09,372 I know one. 904 00:52:09,416 --> 00:52:10,956 Rickshaw. 905 00:52:13,540 --> 00:52:15,540 Otoy, Doyok! 906 00:52:37,248 --> 00:52:40,872 Dear people of Poskota village! 907 00:52:41,580 --> 00:52:45,956 We are now rich! Does anybody want some money? 908 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,248 Yeah! 909 00:52:47,292 --> 00:52:48,748 Say my name three times. 910 00:52:48,792 --> 00:52:52,664 Ali! Ali! Ali! 911 00:53:08,664 --> 00:53:10,164 Who knew that becoming rich is tiring. 912 00:53:10,208 --> 00:53:14,164 But it's fun. We have lots of money and poor people are praising us. 913 00:53:14,208 --> 00:53:15,956 You're right. 914 00:53:20,580 --> 00:53:23,208 Peace be unto you. 915 00:53:24,500 --> 00:53:26,500 Peace be unto you. 916 00:53:27,332 --> 00:53:29,080 So you still remember you have a home? 917 00:53:29,124 --> 00:53:33,540 How many days you were out there? Did you enjoy being outside? 918 00:53:33,580 --> 00:53:36,372 What is this? I am still talking to you. Why are you covering me with this? 919 00:53:36,416 --> 00:53:39,080 You think you can silence me with... 920 00:53:39,124 --> 00:53:43,040 Don't cut me off! I'm still talking! Where were you... 921 00:53:45,580 --> 00:53:47,624 I can stop talking, now. 922 00:53:47,664 --> 00:53:49,124 Ring! Ring! Ring! 923 00:53:49,164 --> 00:53:51,664 - There's a bike. - A two-wheels bike. 924 00:53:51,708 --> 00:53:54,916 - I got it from my dad. - Because you've been studying hard. 925 00:53:54,956 --> 00:53:56,416 It's for you. 926 00:53:56,456 --> 00:53:58,332 What kind of bike is this? 927 00:53:58,372 --> 00:54:00,792 I bought this in a mall. 928 00:54:00,832 --> 00:54:03,416 A mall? Do you think you're that rich? 929 00:54:03,456 --> 00:54:06,456 El, we are rich now. 930 00:54:06,500 --> 00:54:09,580 We're rich? I never knew that. 931 00:54:09,624 --> 00:54:13,540 You realized I haven't come home in the past few days, haven't you? 932 00:54:13,580 --> 00:54:14,792 You think? 933 00:54:14,832 --> 00:54:17,040 I got a job in some factory. 934 00:54:17,080 --> 00:54:20,788 They promoted me as a manager and I have a huge salary. 935 00:54:21,748 --> 00:54:22,792 This is what you called hugely? 936 00:54:22,832 --> 00:54:26,040 You think one million is enough for everything? 937 00:54:26,080 --> 00:54:29,292 I took my pay in advance. Here! 938 00:54:29,332 --> 00:54:31,456 Yes. This is huge! 939 00:54:31,500 --> 00:54:34,040 This is huge! 940 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:35,208 Let me tell you something. 941 00:54:35,248 --> 00:54:38,000 You have to cook something fancy for us every day. 942 00:54:38,040 --> 00:54:40,292 I will pay for his education. 943 00:54:40,332 --> 00:54:43,872 Even with his brother later. 944 00:54:43,916 --> 00:54:45,040 Cungkring's brother? 945 00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:46,956 Is it that long already that you can't understand? 946 00:54:47,000 --> 00:54:48,664 Here we go! 947 00:54:49,372 --> 00:54:50,872 Kring, do not go inside the house. 948 00:54:50,916 --> 00:54:53,208 - For how long? - 5 minutes is enough. 949 00:54:53,248 --> 00:54:55,040 - Okay. - But that's too fast. 950 00:54:55,080 --> 00:54:57,580 I can manage. I'm fast like a rabbit. 951 00:55:00,000 --> 00:55:03,540 - Peace is unto you. - Peace be with you. 952 00:55:06,624 --> 00:55:08,372 Yes? 953 00:55:08,416 --> 00:55:11,916 - Is this Mang Ujang's house? - That's right. 954 00:55:11,956 --> 00:55:14,832 - Who are you? - I'm his wife. 955 00:55:14,872 --> 00:55:16,872 Wait a moment, I will call him. 956 00:55:16,916 --> 00:55:18,708 Daddy? 957 00:55:18,748 --> 00:55:21,832 - Yes? - Someone's looking for you. 958 00:55:24,664 --> 00:55:27,624 - It's you, Yok. - Mang Ujang. 959 00:55:27,664 --> 00:55:29,580 Please, sit down. 960 00:55:31,292 --> 00:55:33,708 You're here to pay your debt, aren't you? 961 00:55:33,748 --> 00:55:39,164 Mom! Bring some honey tea and fried food for Doyok. 962 00:55:39,208 --> 00:55:40,580 Okay, Daddy. 963 00:55:40,624 --> 00:55:46,748 - Thanks, but you shouldn't have. - No, it's nothing. 964 00:55:46,792 --> 00:55:50,372 You are going to pay installments for the compensation, right? 965 00:55:50,416 --> 00:55:54,872 Actually, no. I wasn't going to pay any installment. 966 00:55:56,248 --> 00:55:58,000 What? 967 00:55:58,040 --> 00:56:01,624 Mom, don't make the tea and don't fry the food yet. 968 00:56:01,664 --> 00:56:04,708 - Just boil them! - Okay, daddy. 969 00:56:04,748 --> 00:56:07,456 You want me to take you to the police? 970 00:56:07,500 --> 00:56:10,164 I wasn't going to pay the installment. 971 00:56:10,208 --> 00:56:13,456 But I'm going to pay you in cash! 972 00:56:16,124 --> 00:56:19,500 Mom! Prilly! 973 00:56:39,456 --> 00:56:43,580 - I have a surprise for you. - What surprise? 974 00:56:43,624 --> 00:56:45,456 Hold on. 975 00:56:57,872 --> 00:57:00,080 You made all of this? 976 00:57:00,872 --> 00:57:02,332 Yes. 977 00:57:14,124 --> 00:57:16,664 What's the occasion? 978 00:57:16,708 --> 00:57:18,540 This. 979 00:57:22,416 --> 00:57:26,000 - Is this real? - Of course! 980 00:57:26,040 --> 00:57:27,832 So sweet! 981 00:57:27,872 --> 00:57:30,916 Just like in Kornea film. 982 00:57:32,208 --> 00:57:37,000 - It's Korean. - Yeah, whatever. I don't get it. 983 00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:41,124 Can you take the ring now? My legs are starting to hurt. 984 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:43,872 You want this or not? Or I'm gonna give this to another girl. 985 00:57:43,916 --> 00:57:46,664 Yes, I want it! 986 00:57:47,916 --> 00:57:50,292 Okay, I'm gonna put it on. 987 00:57:55,416 --> 00:57:57,416 This is a perfect fit! 988 00:58:06,000 --> 00:58:07,956 Yeah! 989 00:58:08,000 --> 00:58:09,792 You kids... 990 00:58:09,832 --> 00:58:13,164 Can't you do it over there? 991 00:58:13,208 --> 00:58:16,000 - Noisy! - Baldy! 992 00:58:16,040 --> 00:58:18,708 Please wait a minute, dear. 993 00:58:18,748 --> 00:58:21,872 Hey, you little shit, get back here! 994 00:58:21,916 --> 00:58:23,456 Hey! 995 00:58:26,872 --> 00:58:29,248 That's a good one, Babeh! 996 00:58:29,292 --> 00:58:32,372 Please stop laughing! Otoy? 997 00:58:32,416 --> 00:58:37,208 Thank you. I'm happy we can enjoy rich people's food. 998 00:58:37,248 --> 00:58:41,664 Finally, you have some use as my son-in-law, you bastard. 999 00:58:41,708 --> 00:58:44,332 Of course, I'm a rich man. 1000 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:48,080 This isn't just yours. This is our money. 1001 00:58:48,124 --> 00:58:51,040 Yeah, don't forget that. 1002 00:58:51,080 --> 00:58:56,080 I know, I know, but don't talk like that in front of my family. 1003 00:58:58,792 --> 00:59:03,080 Dad, where are we going after this? 1004 00:59:03,124 --> 00:59:05,248 We're going to Jonggol. 1005 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:07,416 Where? 1006 00:59:07,456 --> 00:59:09,624 I'm gonna take you to Ragunan. Great idea. 1007 00:59:09,664 --> 00:59:11,664 Ragunan zoo? To visit you? 1008 00:59:11,708 --> 00:59:14,500 Ragunan? I thought you're not stingy anymore. 1009 00:59:14,540 --> 00:59:16,748 This kid... 1010 00:59:17,916 --> 00:59:20,916 Fine, where do you want to go? Tell me. 1011 00:59:22,164 --> 00:59:24,040 Come on, think. 1012 00:59:24,956 --> 00:59:26,416 Dad! 1013 00:59:27,080 --> 00:59:30,164 What is it? Did you see a ghost? 1014 00:59:31,040 --> 00:59:33,748 Disneyland! It looks amazing! 1015 00:59:33,792 --> 00:59:35,708 There! 1016 00:59:35,748 --> 00:59:37,540 Disneyland! 1017 00:59:38,416 --> 00:59:41,540 - Disneyland? - That Disneyland looks pretty nice. 1018 00:59:41,580 --> 00:59:43,456 I agree with him. Let's go to Disneyland! 1019 00:59:43,500 --> 00:59:48,164 - Disneyland! - Honey, I wanna go to Disneyland, too. 1020 00:59:48,208 --> 00:59:50,000 Okay, we're going there. 1021 00:59:50,956 --> 00:59:55,248 Alright, I wanna have a toast, like rich people do. 1022 00:59:55,292 --> 00:59:57,124 Wait, I mispoke. 1023 00:59:57,164 --> 00:59:58,956 - We are rich people. - Right! 1024 00:59:59,000 --> 01:00:01,208 And we're going on a vacation. 1025 01:00:01,248 --> 01:00:04,872 - What was the name of that place? - Disneyland! 1026 01:00:07,872 --> 01:00:11,164 - Right here, Yok! - Swing it first before I drink it. 1027 01:00:12,664 --> 01:00:17,164 Li, come on, hurry up! Are you going to a monkey show or what? 1028 01:00:17,208 --> 01:00:21,208 That's how women are. They take ages to do anything. 1029 01:00:21,248 --> 01:00:24,332 But when they have to wait for us, they will tell us to hurry. 1030 01:00:24,372 --> 01:00:26,832 Yeah, but Mom has to prepare everything. 1031 01:00:26,872 --> 01:00:30,792 Prepare my stuff, Daddy's, and the whole family. 1032 01:00:30,832 --> 01:00:32,124 So you have to understand her. 1033 01:00:32,164 --> 01:00:34,748 Shut it, you smarty pants. 1034 01:00:34,792 --> 01:00:37,372 Hurry up! You take too long. 1035 01:00:37,416 --> 01:00:39,292 I'm coming! 1036 01:00:39,872 --> 01:00:42,208 Can't you two be more patient? 1037 01:00:42,248 --> 01:00:45,000 Both of you are old but have no feelings towards others. 1038 01:00:45,040 --> 01:00:49,000 Only you can understand mommy. Thank you, honey. 1039 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:51,916 What took you so long? I don't see anything with you. 1040 01:00:51,956 --> 01:00:54,292 Can't you see what I prepared? 1041 01:00:55,164 --> 01:00:57,248 I see nothing. 1042 01:00:58,580 --> 01:01:02,372 This, this and this! 1043 01:01:02,416 --> 01:01:04,292 You think it's easy to make eyebrows like this? 1044 01:01:04,332 --> 01:01:06,956 Maybe I didn't use it enough. I have to use more. 1045 01:01:07,000 --> 01:01:10,040 Not me, but your dad. He said you took too long. 1046 01:01:10,080 --> 01:01:11,872 Tell him you had to make those eyebrows. 1047 01:01:11,916 --> 01:01:13,372 Don't blame it on me, now. 1048 01:01:13,416 --> 01:01:15,372 Let's just go, or I won't give you any money. 1049 01:01:15,416 --> 01:01:17,292 I can't stand this anymore. 1050 01:01:17,332 --> 01:01:21,208 I think you forgot something. I am rich now. 1051 01:01:21,248 --> 01:01:22,708 What did you say? 1052 01:01:23,916 --> 01:01:25,040 Rich. 1053 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:28,164 - Who is rich? - It's us. 1054 01:01:28,208 --> 01:01:30,080 - Do you remember who has the money? - It's on you. 1055 01:01:30,124 --> 01:01:32,956 - So who's the rich one here? - It's you. 1056 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,500 - Who? I can't hear you. - You. 1057 01:01:35,540 --> 01:01:37,580 Right, it's me! 1058 01:01:39,832 --> 01:01:43,292 You're back to being poor! 1059 01:01:43,332 --> 01:01:46,872 - You guys are here already? - Yes! Since the crack of dawn! 1060 01:01:46,916 --> 01:01:49,456 - We're having breakfast. - Let me have that. 1061 01:01:50,872 --> 01:01:52,540 It looks tasty. 1062 01:01:53,748 --> 01:01:56,372 - What is this? - Mushroom crackers. 1063 01:01:57,540 --> 01:01:59,748 - Take it, we still have some left. - Okay. 1064 01:01:59,792 --> 01:02:02,292 Come on, we better go now or Disneyland will close. 1065 01:02:02,332 --> 01:02:04,292 - Come on! - Okay! 1066 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,040 Let's go, baby. 1067 01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:11,332 Let's go to the disco. 1068 01:02:14,748 --> 01:02:17,248 Doesn't anyone feel an earthquake? 1069 01:02:30,872 --> 01:02:34,040 Hey, Kring. Look, it's Disneyland. 1070 01:02:34,080 --> 01:02:37,208 It looks nothing special. 1071 01:02:37,248 --> 01:02:40,292 - How about if we take a photo of us first? - Okay. 1072 01:02:42,456 --> 01:02:46,416 Two, three, Disneyland! 1073 01:03:21,708 --> 01:03:24,416 Hey! 1074 01:03:24,456 --> 01:03:26,916 I just parked my car for a while and you're all gone. 1075 01:03:26,956 --> 01:03:29,208 Are you trying to pull a prank on me? 1076 01:03:29,248 --> 01:03:32,292 Why are you so upset? Relax, we're in Disneyland. 1077 01:03:32,332 --> 01:03:34,372 You're right. 1078 01:03:34,416 --> 01:03:37,000 - Where's Mickey? - What? 1079 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:38,664 Where's Mickey Mouse? 1080 01:03:38,708 --> 01:03:42,164 He will come here. Just wait. 1081 01:03:42,208 --> 01:03:45,332 There. Don't you see him? 1082 01:03:46,540 --> 01:03:49,916 What? That's a Mampang Clown. 1083 01:03:49,956 --> 01:03:53,916 Yeah, you're right. What are they doing here? 1084 01:03:53,956 --> 01:03:57,832 Where are all the Disneyland characters, Mickey Mouse and the whole gang? 1085 01:03:57,872 --> 01:04:01,000 What is this, some kind of a family meeting? 1086 01:04:01,040 --> 01:04:05,248 Hold on a second. Is this really Disneyland? 1087 01:04:05,292 --> 01:04:06,624 Of course it is. 1088 01:04:06,664 --> 01:04:09,624 See, you can see "Land" there. 1089 01:04:09,664 --> 01:04:12,540 Wait a second, something is wrong. 1090 01:04:12,580 --> 01:04:14,416 Wait here. 1091 01:04:17,624 --> 01:04:19,832 Something is not right with the camera. 1092 01:04:19,872 --> 01:04:22,500 Pull to the left. A little bit more. Stop! 1093 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:26,416 "JungleLand" 1094 01:04:27,248 --> 01:04:29,416 - Wait a minute. - Why are we in Jungleland? 1095 01:04:29,456 --> 01:04:32,500 But we took a picture in Disneyland. 1096 01:04:41,292 --> 01:04:43,664 He's right. This is JungleLand. 1097 01:04:43,708 --> 01:04:45,624 It's JungleLand. 1098 01:04:49,292 --> 01:04:53,332 Those mushroom crackers must have done this to us. 1099 01:04:53,372 --> 01:04:54,872 Where did you get that thing? 1100 01:04:54,916 --> 01:04:57,040 From my friend, Taufik. 1101 01:04:57,080 --> 01:04:59,872 That's some good stuff. 1102 01:04:59,916 --> 01:05:04,416 Alright, enough. JungleLand, Disneyland, it's all amusement parks. 1103 01:05:04,456 --> 01:05:06,248 - Right. - Yeah, like us. 1104 01:05:06,292 --> 01:05:10,500 We love Indonesian products! 1105 01:05:10,540 --> 01:05:12,664 Let's go! 1106 01:05:27,080 --> 01:05:29,580 Come on, get in! 1107 01:05:29,624 --> 01:05:32,748 I'm just gonna pray for your safety. 1108 01:05:43,164 --> 01:05:44,708 You wait with grandpa, okay, kid? 1109 01:05:44,748 --> 01:05:47,832 No, I just wanna hang out with them. Boys only. 1110 01:05:47,872 --> 01:05:52,164 Just tell me you don't wanna go. No excuse. Let's go. 1111 01:06:08,416 --> 01:06:13,832 Cungkring, don't go too far from me or your dad will be angry with me. 1112 01:06:13,872 --> 01:06:18,080 Now, pick any of the rides here. 1113 01:06:18,124 --> 01:06:21,456 I will take you there. Just pick the one you want. 1114 01:06:24,540 --> 01:06:28,708 That one. They spin us around and they push us upwards. It's fun. 1115 01:06:28,748 --> 01:06:32,040 So you're spinning around and then swing you upwards? 1116 01:06:32,080 --> 01:06:34,664 - Yeah. - Nothing is scary about that. 1117 01:06:34,708 --> 01:06:38,872 I've been swung around when I was a baby with my mom. 1118 01:06:38,916 --> 01:06:42,416 Is there anything that pumps your adrenaline? 1119 01:06:43,624 --> 01:06:45,164 The plane ride! 1120 01:06:45,208 --> 01:06:47,956 We're riding on jetplanes. 1121 01:06:48,000 --> 01:06:52,580 Listen, it's not that I'm afraid, but I don't have a passport. 1122 01:06:52,624 --> 01:06:55,164 Here, let me pick one for you. Hold on. 1123 01:06:55,208 --> 01:06:57,500 - But promise me you won't cry. - Fine. 1124 01:06:57,540 --> 01:06:59,664 Okay, come here. 1125 01:07:03,580 --> 01:07:08,664 Hold on tight, kid! This is gonna test your adrenaline! 1126 01:07:09,580 --> 01:07:10,792 What are you talking about? 1127 01:07:10,832 --> 01:07:14,080 I can just sit down, and it's going really slow. 1128 01:07:14,872 --> 01:07:17,456 You know, this place used to be scary in the epoch of the struggle. 1129 01:07:17,500 --> 01:07:20,664 There were Dutch soldiers here. I was the one who got rid of them. 1130 01:07:20,708 --> 01:07:23,000 Maybe you just got rid of the driver. 1131 01:07:23,040 --> 01:07:26,164 You don't know anything from that era. 1132 01:07:27,080 --> 01:07:29,664 This ride looks fun! 1133 01:07:29,708 --> 01:07:31,164 You're brave enough for this, Toy? 1134 01:07:31,208 --> 01:07:36,164 This is nothing than Eli when she's nagging me. 1135 01:07:36,208 --> 01:07:39,124 - And you, Yok? - This is a child's play. 1136 01:07:39,164 --> 01:07:42,124 It's just swinging you left and right. 1137 01:07:42,164 --> 01:07:44,164 Fine, if you two are not afraid, then let's go there together! 1138 01:07:44,208 --> 01:07:45,416 - Alright. - Alright. 1139 01:07:45,456 --> 01:07:46,624 Come on! 1140 01:07:46,664 --> 01:07:49,456 Excuse me, I wanna buy something, please. 1141 01:07:52,624 --> 01:07:54,540 Ma'am? 1142 01:07:55,248 --> 01:07:56,792 Ma'am? 1143 01:07:57,500 --> 01:08:00,040 She didn't hear me. Ma'am? 1144 01:08:00,080 --> 01:08:02,792 - Where is the door? - Eli, where are you going? 1145 01:08:04,124 --> 01:08:06,916 There's no door and no one inside! 1146 01:08:06,956 --> 01:08:09,500 This is a machine. 1147 01:08:09,540 --> 01:08:12,664 You just insert the money, push the drink you want... 1148 01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:15,208 ...and then it will come out. Just try it. 1149 01:08:15,248 --> 01:08:17,372 - That's it? - Do what I said. 1150 01:08:19,580 --> 01:08:21,124 We made it. 1151 01:08:24,000 --> 01:08:25,540 - Yok? - Yeah? 1152 01:08:25,580 --> 01:08:27,664 Are you comfy back there? 1153 01:08:27,708 --> 01:08:29,832 - Not bad. - Switch with me. It's better in the front. 1154 01:08:29,872 --> 01:08:32,624 - Why? - The view is better from the front. 1155 01:08:32,664 --> 01:08:34,832 - Sit down here, Yok. - Sit there. 1156 01:08:36,208 --> 01:08:38,080 Here we go. 1157 01:08:42,000 --> 01:08:43,500 It's in! 1158 01:08:43,540 --> 01:08:47,248 Sorry, please insert more money. 1159 01:08:48,292 --> 01:08:50,372 He said I have to insert more? 1160 01:08:57,500 --> 01:08:59,248 Is this safely locked? 1161 01:09:00,456 --> 01:09:02,872 - Why aren't you on your seat? - I never said I'm brave enough. 1162 01:09:02,916 --> 01:09:04,872 Asshole! Hey! 1163 01:09:09,416 --> 01:09:12,248 It's going in again! This is awesome! 1164 01:09:13,124 --> 01:09:16,124 Sorry, but I told you it's not enough. 1165 01:09:16,164 --> 01:09:19,540 I gave you 10 thousand! How much more do you need? 1166 01:09:19,580 --> 01:09:21,748 - What should we do? - Try it again. 1167 01:09:21,792 --> 01:09:25,416 - Try using 50 thousand. - What? But... 1168 01:09:25,456 --> 01:09:28,748 - I don't think we should. - Just try it. 1169 01:09:29,832 --> 01:09:31,624 You better give me back my money! 1170 01:09:32,372 --> 01:09:34,292 It went in! 1171 01:09:34,832 --> 01:09:36,792 - Thank you. - See? 1172 01:09:36,832 --> 01:09:39,080 - Now please pick your drinks. - Yeah. 1173 01:09:39,124 --> 01:09:42,792 Push the tea and the mineral water. 1174 01:09:45,664 --> 01:09:47,580 What, did it just threw it at us? 1175 01:09:47,624 --> 01:09:48,792 Hey, where are your manners? 1176 01:09:48,832 --> 01:09:51,208 I gave you some money, don't throw it like that! 1177 01:09:51,248 --> 01:09:52,748 Look, you have to grab them there. 1178 01:09:52,792 --> 01:09:56,664 I know, but I gave it some money, they should just hand it to us. 1179 01:09:56,708 --> 01:09:58,956 So outrageous! 1180 01:10:11,624 --> 01:10:14,500 Excuse me, where's my change? 1181 01:10:14,540 --> 01:10:17,080 I gave you 60 thousand. 1182 01:10:17,124 --> 01:10:18,372 Hello? 1183 01:10:18,416 --> 01:10:22,124 Sorry, but we don't have any change. 1184 01:10:22,164 --> 01:10:24,872 Hey! How dare you? That's my money! 1185 01:10:24,916 --> 01:10:27,000 You asked me to get this myself and you won't even give me my change? 1186 01:10:27,040 --> 01:10:30,292 You're looking for trouble, aren't you? Should I hit you? 1187 01:10:34,040 --> 01:10:36,624 Over here. I've prepared this for you. 1188 01:10:36,664 --> 01:10:41,040 Here we go. 1189 01:10:42,372 --> 01:10:45,624 Serves you right, cowards! 1190 01:10:46,872 --> 01:10:49,164 Just let it out. 1191 01:10:50,664 --> 01:10:53,664 Come on, how come you three aren't strong enough to push this car? 1192 01:10:53,708 --> 01:10:54,792 It's so heavy! 1193 01:10:54,832 --> 01:10:57,832 You want something light? I have some kerupuk. 1194 01:10:58,872 --> 01:11:01,956 - Just a little bit more. - A little bit more! 1195 01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:04,792 Align it with the gas tank. 1196 01:11:04,832 --> 01:11:07,208 - A little bit more! - Okay, this is good. 1197 01:11:07,248 --> 01:11:09,040 Okay, enough! 1198 01:11:09,080 --> 01:11:10,792 Good evening, sir. How much would you like to fill? 1199 01:11:10,832 --> 01:11:13,372 Ask the guys in the back. 1200 01:11:13,416 --> 01:11:14,708 How much? 1201 01:11:14,748 --> 01:11:17,000 Make it full. We're not poor people. 1202 01:11:17,040 --> 01:11:18,748 I don't have any money left. 1203 01:11:18,792 --> 01:11:22,000 And why are you grinning? Me, too. I don't have anything left. 1204 01:11:22,916 --> 01:11:24,872 You pay for it, Toy. 1205 01:11:25,792 --> 01:11:29,332 My money is all gone. I gave it all to Eli. 1206 01:11:30,040 --> 01:11:34,708 Who told you to give the money to your wife? Of course, she's gonna waste it, you idiot. 1207 01:11:34,748 --> 01:11:37,748 What do you know about it? Try getting married and find out yourself. 1208 01:11:37,792 --> 01:11:39,916 Okay, so what now? 1209 01:11:41,332 --> 01:11:43,916 - Dad... - What do you want? 1210 01:11:43,956 --> 01:11:46,332 I never bring any money ever since you said you're rich. 1211 01:11:46,372 --> 01:11:49,208 I mean, what for? You're rich anyway. 1212 01:11:49,248 --> 01:11:51,332 Now push the car! Push it! 1213 01:11:51,372 --> 01:11:53,332 What kind of a young man are you not being able to push this? 1214 01:11:53,372 --> 01:11:54,708 Did you eat too much oncom? 1215 01:11:54,748 --> 01:11:56,956 Do it or I will push your eyeballs. 1216 01:11:57,000 --> 01:11:59,956 Hurry! Push! 1217 01:12:02,500 --> 01:12:04,872 Push! Hurry! 1218 01:12:09,624 --> 01:12:10,916 Here we go. 1219 01:12:10,956 --> 01:12:14,708 Black coffee without sugar, for the big and hairy. 1220 01:12:14,748 --> 01:12:17,664 You rebuilt your stall already. 1221 01:12:17,708 --> 01:12:20,872 As long as I have the money, anything is easy. 1222 01:12:20,916 --> 01:12:22,832 Then we have to celebrate. 1223 01:12:22,872 --> 01:12:26,000 Fried noodles, fried food, and coffee. 1224 01:12:26,040 --> 01:12:27,748 We're so tired, we just pushed our car all the way here. 1225 01:12:27,792 --> 01:12:30,916 Relax. I'll get it for you. 1226 01:12:30,956 --> 01:12:33,456 Don't burn it down again. 1227 01:12:35,372 --> 01:12:37,956 That's your fault! 1228 01:12:38,000 --> 01:12:40,372 The usual, Mang. 1229 01:12:44,872 --> 01:12:48,000 You still remember me? 1230 01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:50,748 Who are you? I think I remember... 1231 01:12:54,292 --> 01:12:56,372 This is the guy who gave the briefcase to our late boss. 1232 01:12:56,416 --> 01:12:59,332 You're smart. 1233 01:13:00,664 --> 01:13:03,372 So I assume you guys know what I want? 1234 01:13:03,416 --> 01:13:05,708 Do you want to go to heaven? 1235 01:13:05,748 --> 01:13:07,956 So that God may love you. 1236 01:13:08,664 --> 01:13:11,832 I don't think so. How about hell? 1237 01:13:12,580 --> 01:13:14,416 Or both? 1238 01:13:14,456 --> 01:13:18,080 That's impossible. You can't go into heaven and hell at the same time. 1239 01:13:18,124 --> 01:13:20,956 Then how about good people with too much sin? 1240 01:13:21,000 --> 01:13:23,332 They go to heaven in the morning, and hell by night. 1241 01:13:23,372 --> 01:13:24,372 Just like my hair. 1242 01:13:24,416 --> 01:13:27,956 The front side means office building, the backside means parking lot. 1243 01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:30,416 - You're right. - Shut up! 1244 01:13:30,916 --> 01:13:33,248 Shut... 1245 01:13:33,292 --> 01:13:34,540 ...up! 1246 01:13:34,580 --> 01:13:36,832 I remember you, now! 1247 01:13:36,872 --> 01:13:39,208 He was our client back then. 1248 01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:41,040 You catch on really quick. 1249 01:13:41,080 --> 01:13:42,580 Thank you, boss. 1250 01:13:42,624 --> 01:13:44,580 The suitcase... 1251 01:13:44,624 --> 01:13:46,540 Mang Ujang, Doyok wants his coffee. 1252 01:13:46,580 --> 01:13:48,956 - Suitcase... - I want to close down. 1253 01:13:49,000 --> 01:13:50,832 - The suitcase? - The suitcase? 1254 01:13:50,872 --> 01:13:52,372 I got it. 1255 01:13:57,872 --> 01:13:59,956 - Looking for the suitcase? - Yeah. 1256 01:14:00,000 --> 01:14:01,456 You sure you don't wanna buy a new one instead? 1257 01:14:01,500 --> 01:14:05,580 I saw a much better one in SOGO with wheels and very solid... 1258 01:14:05,624 --> 01:14:07,164 Which one? 1259 01:14:07,208 --> 01:14:10,708 - You were too busy staring at women. - Nice. That was a lot, wasn't it? 1260 01:14:12,040 --> 01:14:13,164 Is this sharp? 1261 01:14:13,208 --> 01:14:14,708 - Yes, boss. - Good. 1262 01:14:14,748 --> 01:14:15,956 - How about you? - It's sharp, boss. 1263 01:14:16,000 --> 01:14:17,624 It hurts? 1264 01:14:17,664 --> 01:14:22,332 So if this happens to stick in your head... 1265 01:14:22,372 --> 01:14:26,708 ...you know what's going to happen? Bl... 1266 01:14:26,748 --> 01:14:28,292 Bladder! 1267 01:14:28,332 --> 01:14:29,916 Ouch, it hurts. 1268 01:14:29,956 --> 01:14:33,164 Blood! 1269 01:14:33,208 --> 01:14:34,416 Yeah, that's what I meant. 1270 01:14:34,456 --> 01:14:36,708 Now show me where the suitcase is! 1271 01:14:36,748 --> 01:14:38,124 Quick! 1272 01:14:38,164 --> 01:14:40,292 - Quick! - Quick! 1273 01:14:40,332 --> 01:14:41,956 Now, move it! 1274 01:14:49,956 --> 01:14:53,624 - Why there are so many peddlers here? - Yeah. 1275 01:14:53,664 --> 01:14:57,580 Maybe they want us to spend our money. 1276 01:14:57,624 --> 01:15:00,080 And they all have to be male. 1277 01:15:08,708 --> 01:15:10,248 Over here. 1278 01:15:18,208 --> 01:15:19,872 It's inside. 1279 01:15:22,456 --> 01:15:25,540 How do I get inside? 1280 01:15:29,372 --> 01:15:32,332 - You head inside first. - Quickly! 1281 01:15:34,664 --> 01:15:36,248 Move it! 1282 01:15:37,872 --> 01:15:39,872 I'm going in first. 1283 01:15:46,208 --> 01:15:48,456 Where's the suitcase? 1284 01:15:48,500 --> 01:15:50,664 Just give it to them, Li. 1285 01:15:50,708 --> 01:15:52,624 Yeah, just give it. 1286 01:15:53,372 --> 01:15:55,708 Calm down! 1287 01:15:56,748 --> 01:15:58,872 I'm thinking. 1288 01:16:00,000 --> 01:16:02,872 Right, I remember now. 1289 01:16:13,000 --> 01:16:15,708 It's not here. 1290 01:16:15,748 --> 01:16:17,372 What do we do? 1291 01:16:20,332 --> 01:16:23,248 I'm pretty sure I put it there. 1292 01:16:23,292 --> 01:16:28,292 If you talk about the past, dinosaurs also existed back then. 1293 01:16:28,332 --> 01:16:32,540 What I care about is now. Do you hear me? 1294 01:16:32,580 --> 01:16:36,708 Right now! 1295 01:16:36,748 --> 01:16:39,248 - Search this place. Quick! - Yes, boss. 1296 01:16:43,916 --> 01:16:46,248 - Did you move it? - No, I didn't. 1297 01:16:46,292 --> 01:16:49,124 - But where is it? - You were the one hiding it. 1298 01:16:55,664 --> 01:16:58,624 - Found it yet? - It's not here, boss. 1299 01:16:59,792 --> 01:17:01,792 - Not in there? - No. 1300 01:17:01,832 --> 01:17:04,540 - How about there? - Nothing. 1301 01:17:05,580 --> 01:17:07,000 That means someone must've taken it. 1302 01:17:07,040 --> 01:17:11,416 Okay, now all of you, shut up. 1303 01:17:11,456 --> 01:17:15,000 I won't be fooled again by your innocence. 1304 01:17:15,040 --> 01:17:18,292 I want the suitcase, now. 1305 01:17:18,332 --> 01:17:22,540 Or else, all of you are de... 1306 01:17:22,580 --> 01:17:24,332 Dead. 1307 01:17:24,372 --> 01:17:26,332 You understand? I'm gonna count it. 1308 01:17:26,372 --> 01:17:29,000 Ten! I said I'm gonna do it! 1309 01:17:29,040 --> 01:17:31,080 - Yes, boss. - Ten! 1310 01:17:31,124 --> 01:17:32,792 This looks real. 1311 01:17:32,832 --> 01:17:34,956 - Sorry. - Nine! 1312 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:37,372 - Li, please try to remember it. - Eight! 1313 01:17:37,416 --> 01:17:39,080 - Hurry up! - Seven! 1314 01:17:39,124 --> 01:17:41,332 Wait, wait! I remember, now. 1315 01:17:41,372 --> 01:17:44,040 - Where is it? - It's right there! 1316 01:17:44,080 --> 01:17:46,708 - Go get it. - Okay. 1317 01:17:46,748 --> 01:17:49,080 - What is he waiting for? - Hurry! 1318 01:17:50,372 --> 01:17:52,956 - What is he doing? - I don't know. 1319 01:17:57,664 --> 01:18:00,248 Sorry, my bad. I got this, boss. 1320 01:18:03,832 --> 01:18:05,080 I forgot. 1321 01:18:05,124 --> 01:18:06,292 Open this suitcase. 1322 01:18:06,332 --> 01:18:08,664 Do you like it? No one could've ever found out. 1323 01:18:08,708 --> 01:18:10,708 Even me. 1324 01:18:13,164 --> 01:18:15,000 What? 1325 01:18:15,040 --> 01:18:19,792 Where is the money? 1326 01:18:19,832 --> 01:18:23,664 We donated to the orphans and widows without support. 1327 01:18:23,708 --> 01:18:26,000 So you wanna die? You want your head to get cracked? 1328 01:18:26,040 --> 01:18:28,040 You wanna die, don't you? 1329 01:18:28,080 --> 01:18:30,624 - Forgive me. - Where's the money? Hurry! 1330 01:18:30,664 --> 01:18:33,000 You wanna die? 1331 01:18:33,040 --> 01:18:34,956 That's the cops! 1332 01:18:35,000 --> 01:18:37,748 Get your hands up! You have been surrounded! 1333 01:18:37,792 --> 01:18:40,040 You're all under arrest! 1334 01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,956 - Any casualties? - We have four casualties. 1335 01:18:59,000 --> 01:19:00,332 Call in an ambulance. 1336 01:19:00,372 --> 01:19:03,208 Send an ambulance to the scene. Immediately. 1337 01:19:03,248 --> 01:19:05,664 Do you guys want to resist, too? 1338 01:19:07,124 --> 01:19:08,792 No, sir, we don't. 1339 01:19:08,832 --> 01:19:10,664 We just got rich. We don't wanna die. 1340 01:19:10,708 --> 01:19:13,000 Yes, sir. I was just about to get married. 1341 01:19:13,040 --> 01:19:15,540 And I was just about to fix my teeth. 1342 01:20:24,664 --> 01:20:27,248 Because of your help... 1343 01:20:27,292 --> 01:20:31,956 ...we were able to get intel... 1344 01:20:32,000 --> 01:20:35,124 ...and track the drug dealer. 1345 01:20:35,164 --> 01:20:41,372 So we managed to stop one of the biggest drug circulation... 1346 01:20:41,416 --> 01:20:44,500 ...in Jakarta and even in Southeast Asia. 1347 01:20:47,164 --> 01:20:53,540 Therefore, we would like to honor each of you with an award of decoration. 1348 01:20:53,580 --> 01:21:00,208 As our thanks to the civilians who made contributions to this nation. 1349 01:21:04,500 --> 01:21:06,372 Mr. Doyok. 1350 01:21:08,580 --> 01:21:10,080 Congratulations. 1351 01:21:11,248 --> 01:21:13,332 Mr. Otoy. 1352 01:21:13,372 --> 01:21:15,040 Yes, sir. 1353 01:21:20,080 --> 01:21:22,792 - Ali Oncom. - That's me, sir! 1354 01:21:32,372 --> 01:21:34,124 Congratulations. 1355 01:21:36,708 --> 01:21:40,624 However, there's another thing that we have to announce. 1356 01:21:40,664 --> 01:21:45,292 It turns out when doing the duty... 1357 01:21:45,332 --> 01:21:50,708 ...the three of you lost some of the nominal evidence... 1358 01:21:50,748 --> 01:21:57,124 ...therefore, the three of you will be serving the community. 1359 01:21:57,164 --> 01:22:01,208 By form of unpaid clean-up service. 1360 01:22:01,248 --> 01:22:04,664 But you won't be required to pay back what you lost to the country. 1361 01:22:04,708 --> 01:22:07,624 The service will be done for... 1362 01:22:07,664 --> 01:22:09,916 700 hours. 1363 01:22:09,956 --> 01:22:11,540 700 hours. 1364 01:22:11,580 --> 01:22:13,832 Sorry, that's five, sir. 1365 01:22:13,872 --> 01:22:15,332 Yeah. 1366 01:22:16,292 --> 01:22:18,540 That will be all. Thank you. 1367 01:22:45,208 --> 01:22:48,292 The End 1368 01:22:50,580 --> 01:22:53,580 Of course I'm gonna pay. Take this! 1369 01:22:54,956 --> 01:22:58,040 Too long. Cungkring will... 1370 01:22:58,080 --> 01:23:00,164 Did you just swallow a turkey? 1371 01:23:01,416 --> 01:23:05,500 Starting today, I will make a lot of money. 1372 01:23:05,540 --> 01:23:08,332 I will become a rich man! 1373 01:23:08,372 --> 01:23:10,580 Just for you, Yul. 1374 01:23:14,792 --> 01:23:16,792 My love... 1375 01:23:22,332 --> 01:23:24,580 I will become a rich man! 1376 01:23:24,624 --> 01:23:26,580 Just for you, Yul. 1377 01:23:28,500 --> 01:23:30,456 My love is just... 1378 01:23:32,372 --> 01:23:33,416 What's the line again? 1379 01:23:33,456 --> 01:23:35,500 "For the sake of my love to you." 1380 01:23:35,540 --> 01:23:37,540 - For what? - "For the sake of my love to you." 1381 01:23:37,580 --> 01:23:39,080 "For the sake of my love to you." Okay. 1382 01:23:39,124 --> 01:23:40,208 Action! 1383 01:23:40,248 --> 01:23:42,664 I will become a rich man! 1384 01:23:42,708 --> 01:23:44,916 Just for you, Yul. 1385 01:23:46,208 --> 01:23:49,040 My love for you... 1386 01:23:49,080 --> 01:23:50,372 ...just for you? 1387 01:23:50,416 --> 01:23:52,624 What the heck was that? 1388 01:23:53,832 --> 01:23:55,372 "For the sake of my love to you." 1389 01:23:55,416 --> 01:23:57,580 What are you doing here? Go! 1390 01:23:58,080 --> 01:24:03,332 I've calculated the loss of my trail bike... 1391 01:24:04,872 --> 01:24:06,332 He's dead. 1392 01:24:06,372 --> 01:24:08,540 Is this... 1393 01:24:09,292 --> 01:24:11,164 Keep roll. Keep roll. 1394 01:24:11,208 --> 01:24:13,832 - "Is this a hospital?" - Keep roll. 1395 01:24:14,540 --> 01:24:17,540 Don't kick me too hard! My foot really hurts! 1396 01:24:17,580 --> 01:24:18,664 Let's continue. 1397 01:24:18,708 --> 01:24:22,124 Drugs is nothing to worry about. What if it is a "mbomb"? 1398 01:24:22,164 --> 01:24:23,372 Who knows? 1399 01:24:23,416 --> 01:24:25,248 Why are you laughing, asshole? 1400 01:24:25,292 --> 01:24:27,000 Mbomb... 1401 01:24:27,040 --> 01:24:30,416 - Is this Mang Ujang's house? - That's right. 1402 01:24:30,456 --> 01:24:33,208 - And who are you? - I'm his wife. 1403 01:24:33,248 --> 01:24:35,372 She must be buried in debt with him. 1404 01:24:35,416 --> 01:24:38,124 She's too pretty to... 1405 01:24:40,956 --> 01:24:42,540 How do I say this... 1406 01:24:42,580 --> 01:24:48,872 Actually, no. I'm really sorry, I can't pay this country debt. 1407 01:24:48,916 --> 01:24:51,292 What am I saying? 1408 01:24:53,500 --> 01:24:55,708 Are you Sri Mulyani? 1409 01:24:56,416 --> 01:24:59,040 - What is this? - I told you, it's mushroom crackers. 1410 01:24:59,080 --> 01:25:01,248 Take it, we still have some left. 1411 01:25:01,292 --> 01:25:04,872 Come on, we better go now or Disneyland will close... 1412 01:25:08,624 --> 01:25:10,872 Listen here. 1413 01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:13,372 Yuli is... 1414 01:25:13,416 --> 01:25:14,916 I forgot the line. Once again. 1415 01:25:14,956 --> 01:25:19,208 - She's a hooker. - The village hooker, corn seller. 1416 01:25:19,248 --> 01:25:23,580 - Action! - I don't like this. 1417 01:25:24,416 --> 01:25:26,748 - Once again. - And action! 1418 01:25:27,708 --> 01:25:29,916 I don't like this one bit. 1419 01:25:30,832 --> 01:25:32,916 What am I supposed to say? 1420 01:25:32,956 --> 01:25:34,456 "You don't talk about my future wife." 1421 01:25:34,500 --> 01:25:36,748 "My future wife." Got it. 1422 01:25:36,792 --> 01:25:39,000 Okay, you can go home, now. 1423 01:25:39,872 --> 01:25:42,624 Yul! Yul! Tuyul! 1424 01:25:47,208 --> 01:25:48,624 And, cut! 96824