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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,783 --> 00:00:07,970 - Hey. - Oh. 2 00:00:08,286 --> 00:00:11,033 - Is that baked ziti? - Yeah. 3 00:00:11,197 --> 00:00:15,197 Hope that's for us and not that crybaby widower from church. 4 00:00:15,759 --> 00:00:18,619 No, it's for us, but I will let sweet Mr. Nelson know 5 00:00:18,705 --> 00:00:20,767 you are sorry for his loss. 6 00:00:22,345 --> 00:00:24,220 This looks great. Well, whatever you tell him, 7 00:00:24,306 --> 00:00:25,486 just... this stays here. 8 00:00:25,595 --> 00:00:28,908 Well, this is for our romantic weekend at the cabin. 9 00:00:28,994 --> 00:00:29,979 - Yeah. - It's a little something 10 00:00:30,064 --> 00:00:32,948 I like to call "Sex and the Ziti." 11 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,041 Oh. 12 00:00:35,493 --> 00:00:37,189 You gonna do the puns all weekend, huh? 13 00:00:37,306 --> 00:00:40,189 Oh, yeah, it's "pastable." 14 00:00:40,282 --> 00:00:43,892 - I'm looking forward to this. - Mmm. Me, too. 15 00:00:46,252 --> 00:00:49,252 Parental displays of affection. Gross. 16 00:00:50,025 --> 00:00:51,612 Surprised you guys are still going to the cabin 17 00:00:51,697 --> 00:00:53,026 with Eve coming home for the weekend. 18 00:00:53,111 --> 00:00:55,244 - What? No, Eve's not coming home. - Not this weekend. 19 00:00:55,330 --> 00:00:58,470 Uh, yes, she is. She posted about it. 20 00:00:58,619 --> 00:01:00,709 Uh, "After another perfect week at the Academy", 21 00:01:00,794 --> 00:01:02,845 "heading home for some R&R with fam. 22 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:05,848 #WorkHardPlayHard. #BestLife." 23 00:01:05,933 --> 00:01:09,018 Come here. Look at this. This is weird. 24 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:11,187 She's even posted a picture of that basketball game 25 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:13,923 - I took her to last weekend. - Um-Hmm. Let me see. 26 00:01:14,345 --> 00:01:17,193 Oh. "Loving life with Dad at the Falcons game." 27 00:01:17,278 --> 00:01:19,783 #Family. #BestLife." 28 00:01:19,869 --> 00:01:21,525 Ugh. She leans pretty hard 29 00:01:21,611 --> 00:01:24,167 - on that "best life" thing. - Yeah. 30 00:01:24,430 --> 00:01:26,268 Yeah, that's weird 'cause we really didn't have 31 00:01:26,353 --> 00:01:27,570 that good a time at the basketball game. 32 00:01:27,655 --> 00:01:30,329 Yeah, duh, she wouldn't actually post that. 33 00:01:30,462 --> 00:01:32,408 You may know about "rack-and-onion steering," 34 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:35,165 but you have a lot to learn about social media. 35 00:01:38,189 --> 00:01:41,665 Look, I don't drive a vegetable, I drive a car. 36 00:01:42,757 --> 00:01:44,454 Rack-and-pinion steering. 37 00:01:45,548 --> 00:01:47,431 Yeah, that doesn't make any sense. 38 00:01:50,915 --> 00:01:52,528 You know, I remember, when you came back 39 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,892 from that game, you said something seemed off with Eve. 40 00:01:54,978 --> 00:01:56,252 I couldn't get any information out of her. 41 00:01:56,337 --> 00:02:00,783 The best fun I had at that thing was eating those three churros. 42 00:02:01,017 --> 00:02:03,095 Three? You said it was four. 43 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:05,282 Okay, it was... 44 00:02:05,437 --> 00:02:07,743 Actually, uh, five. 45 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:12,103 But like Olympic scoring, I-I-I take out the high and the low, 46 00:02:12,189 --> 00:02:13,290 so... 47 00:02:13,649 --> 00:02:14,868 it was three. 48 00:02:16,171 --> 00:02:17,626 - Hey. - Oh. Hey. 49 00:02:17,712 --> 00:02:19,143 I didn't know you guys would still be here. 50 00:02:19,228 --> 00:02:21,078 And we didn't know you'd be coming here. 51 00:02:21,263 --> 00:02:24,048 Look at us not knowing what's going on with each other. 52 00:02:24,259 --> 00:02:26,229 - Huh. - You, uh, you all right? 53 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:29,220 Yeah, um, I'm gonna go take a nap. Have fun at the cabin. 54 00:02:30,917 --> 00:02:32,485 Oh, you're right. She's, uh, 55 00:02:32,571 --> 00:02:34,155 - she's not saying anything. - Nope. 56 00:02:34,281 --> 00:02:36,689 Now I see why you ate five churros. 57 00:02:38,204 --> 00:02:40,251 It was, uh, actually six. 58 00:02:42,189 --> 00:02:44,696 If you, if you can eat five in a row, 59 00:02:44,782 --> 00:02:46,673 they'll give you one free. 60 00:02:47,515 --> 00:02:49,296 *LAST MAN STANDING* Season 07 Episode 12 61 00:02:49,382 --> 00:02:51,078 Episode Title : "Cabin Pressure" 62 00:02:51,170 --> 00:02:52,992 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 63 00:02:53,077 --> 00:02:54,414 Sync corrections by srjanapala 64 00:02:54,767 --> 00:02:57,025 - Morning. - Hey, good morning. 65 00:02:57,180 --> 00:02:59,564 - Where are you guys headed? - Outdoor Man. 66 00:02:59,650 --> 00:03:01,534 I'm going to shadow Kyle for a school assignment. 67 00:03:01,619 --> 00:03:03,236 I am so excited. 68 00:03:03,370 --> 00:03:05,509 Yeah. Who knew a shadow could be so fun. 69 00:03:05,595 --> 00:03:08,408 Not just a demon who follows you on the ground 70 00:03:08,509 --> 00:03:10,111 when the sun is out. 71 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:14,502 All right, go. Have fun. Bye, guys. 72 00:03:17,531 --> 00:03:20,830 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey. Hey, hold on there for a second. 73 00:03:21,034 --> 00:03:22,509 - Huh? - Come-come talk to me. 74 00:03:22,595 --> 00:03:25,244 Uh... Dad, a little help? 75 00:03:26,158 --> 00:03:28,508 I already gave it a shot. You two are on your own. 76 00:03:29,627 --> 00:03:33,267 - Okay. - Okay. Here you go. 77 00:03:33,481 --> 00:03:35,898 Now that it's just us gals, 78 00:03:35,983 --> 00:03:38,794 let's get ready to talk about some feelings. 79 00:03:39,458 --> 00:03:41,870 Well, I was feeling thirsty, 80 00:03:41,955 --> 00:03:43,942 so I went to the kitchen for some water, 81 00:03:44,083 --> 00:03:45,667 and now I'm feeling 82 00:03:45,776 --> 00:03:49,027 like I want to turn the experience into a novel. 83 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,014 No. No, no. Come on. You seem kind of down. 84 00:03:52,099 --> 00:03:55,419 And-and then you just come home like this out of the blue. 85 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:57,833 Mm, can't a girl just come home? 86 00:03:59,006 --> 00:04:01,808 Well, sure, but you don't. 87 00:04:02,300 --> 00:04:03,972 Okay, this is why I wanted to come home 88 00:04:04,058 --> 00:04:05,410 while you two were gone. You just try to dig 89 00:04:05,495 --> 00:04:06,562 into my problems. 90 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:08,331 But, so there's a problem? Talk to me. What is it? 91 00:04:08,416 --> 00:04:09,971 - No, there's not... - Let me try to help. 92 00:04:10,056 --> 00:04:11,650 There's not a problem, and if there was, 93 00:04:11,736 --> 00:04:13,437 I-I don't have to share every little thing 94 00:04:13,523 --> 00:04:14,972 in my life with my parents. 95 00:04:22,775 --> 00:04:24,111 How'd that go? 96 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,781 I don't have to share every little thing 97 00:04:25,867 --> 00:04:27,791 she tells me with you. 98 00:04:30,392 --> 00:04:33,055 All right, we'll start in Mr. B's office. 99 00:04:33,140 --> 00:04:35,955 I usually like to pop in and say, "Howdy-do," 100 00:04:36,041 --> 00:04:38,659 and he says, "Get out, Kyle." 101 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:41,597 And then the day begins. 102 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:45,067 This is so... professional. 103 00:04:45,171 --> 00:04:46,969 Should I call you Mr. Anderson? 104 00:04:47,234 --> 00:04:50,616 Oh, please, Mr. Anderson was my father. 105 00:04:51,171 --> 00:04:53,359 Except when he was running a horse doping scam 106 00:04:53,445 --> 00:04:55,038 out of Nashville. 107 00:04:55,663 --> 00:04:58,298 Then he was just Bobby Syringe. 108 00:04:59,542 --> 00:05:01,759 So, should we move to the sales floor? 109 00:05:01,969 --> 00:05:05,405 Uh, Kyle, I know you're super important around here. 110 00:05:05,874 --> 00:05:08,575 I like you. Young people get me. 111 00:05:09,741 --> 00:05:13,462 But because you're so busy, I don't want to get in your way, 112 00:05:13,547 --> 00:05:17,835 so I'll just set up over here, and you have a great day. 113 00:05:18,749 --> 00:05:20,436 Set up? What are you talking about? 114 00:05:20,687 --> 00:05:21,882 Don't worry. 115 00:05:22,007 --> 00:05:25,038 I brought enough books to keep me occupied for the day. 116 00:05:25,124 --> 00:05:27,609 Oh, also, could you sign this for my teacher? 117 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:34,149 Uh, but this says that we spent the whole day 118 00:05:34,234 --> 00:05:35,780 learning about the retail business. 119 00:05:36,030 --> 00:05:37,734 Kyle... 120 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,937 when you started in Human Resources, 121 00:05:42,116 --> 00:05:43,258 what did you study? 122 00:05:43,398 --> 00:05:45,994 Oh, the HR manual, cover to cover. 123 00:05:46,249 --> 00:05:48,265 Including the covers. 124 00:05:48,991 --> 00:05:51,304 Right, and wouldn't it have been weird 125 00:05:51,390 --> 00:05:53,268 if they made you study engineering? 126 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,604 Uh, yeah, I guess. 127 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:58,641 Although, I do love trains. 128 00:05:59,727 --> 00:06:02,555 So you agree it's a waste of time 129 00:06:02,953 --> 00:06:05,459 for me to learn about something I am never going to do. 130 00:06:06,501 --> 00:06:08,729 Maybe, uh, but unless you shadow me, 131 00:06:08,815 --> 00:06:10,883 it just doesn't feel right to sign this. 132 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,823 I understand. 133 00:06:14,908 --> 00:06:18,245 Totally unrelated, could I get your autograph? 134 00:06:24,552 --> 00:06:26,635 Hey, what's up? 135 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,004 Oh, nothing, just hanging out. Want to join me? 136 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:30,824 Yeah. 137 00:06:36,930 --> 00:06:39,715 - Hey, guys. - Mmm. Hey, Kristin. 138 00:06:39,800 --> 00:06:41,584 - Hey, Boyd. Hey, Ryan. - Oh. 139 00:06:41,669 --> 00:06:43,852 No, uh, they're not with me. 140 00:06:43,937 --> 00:06:45,554 Where are they? 141 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:47,690 They are on their way to Canada, 142 00:06:47,775 --> 00:06:50,426 so I thought I'd come over and spend some quality time 143 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:53,647 - with my little sisters. - Oh, cool, have a seat. 144 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,368 Uh, how's the Academy going, Eve? 145 00:06:59,453 --> 00:07:02,405 Oh, you tell me. 146 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:05,073 Oh, my God, you're covered in mud. 147 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:06,542 Yeah, we just finished an obstacle course. 148 00:07:06,627 --> 00:07:07,776 I took first place. 149 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:11,113 Okay, so when you rinsed it off, was your skin smoother? 150 00:07:11,198 --> 00:07:14,301 I've been considering that. 151 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:21,189 Guys, look, your sister's here. 152 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:22,710 Hey, Mom. Hey, Dad. 153 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:26,028 Just me. 154 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:29,398 Do you guys follow The Real Megan? 155 00:07:29,483 --> 00:07:31,366 Oh, yes. She's blowing up right now. 156 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:32,935 Oh, my God, look at how cute her dog is. 157 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,070 Oh, so cute. 158 00:07:35,155 --> 00:07:38,474 Listen, you know, you guys are in the same room. 159 00:07:38,559 --> 00:07:42,863 You don't need to bounce signals off satellites. 160 00:07:44,798 --> 00:07:48,584 You're right, that's so Dad. 161 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:51,887 - Kris showed up with her phone. - Oh. 162 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:55,390 Good. Maybe Eve will tell her sisters what's going on. 163 00:07:55,475 --> 00:07:59,094 Not unless Megan's dog has it written on its hoodie. 164 00:07:59,179 --> 00:08:00,496 All right, well, 165 00:08:00,581 --> 00:08:02,397 I got everything packed up for the cabin. 166 00:08:02,482 --> 00:08:04,467 Uh, can you think of anything else we might need? 167 00:08:04,552 --> 00:08:06,935 As a matter of fact, three things. 168 00:08:07,020 --> 00:08:10,490 - Yeah. - Ding one, ding two, and ding three. 169 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:19,582 Hey, listen, guys, uh, we're gonna head to the cabin. 170 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:22,284 - Does anybody else want to go with us? - Uh, no thanks. 171 00:08:22,369 --> 00:08:24,152 I was gonna get tapas with my friends. 172 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:26,589 We like to pretend the little plates are normal-sized 173 00:08:26,674 --> 00:08:29,692 and we're giants. 174 00:08:29,777 --> 00:08:32,360 Yeah, uh, Ryan and Boyd are in Canada, 175 00:08:32,445 --> 00:08:35,363 so I'm gonna do absolutely nothing. 176 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,666 Believe me, when you have a husband and a 12-year-old boy, 177 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:40,368 doing nothing is everything. 178 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:42,771 Yeah, if they're not going, I'm not going. 179 00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,859 I'm quiet, and you guys are not discreet. 180 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:50,546 Uh-huh. Yeah, no, we get it, we get it. 181 00:08:50,631 --> 00:08:53,448 I mean, your dad and I go there to unplug, enjoy nature, 182 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:56,451 and, you know, I guess you guys just aren't into that. 183 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:58,286 Yeah, you can't leave your little toys. 184 00:08:58,371 --> 00:09:00,022 What is that supposed to mean? 185 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,857 We don't mean it as an insult. It's just that, 186 00:09:01,942 --> 00:09:04,860 uh, you know, studies have shown that your generation 187 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:07,229 just can't live without your little gadgets. 188 00:09:07,314 --> 00:09:09,231 Studies have shown that your generation 189 00:09:09,316 --> 00:09:11,251 ruined the environment. 190 00:09:14,487 --> 00:09:16,371 Yeah, and, you know, we-we love our gadgets, 191 00:09:16,456 --> 00:09:18,373 but we don't need them. 192 00:09:18,458 --> 00:09:20,227 They're like parents. 193 00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:23,912 If you don't need them, prove it. 194 00:09:23,997 --> 00:09:25,814 - Yeah. - Come to the cabin with us. 195 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:28,751 Hey, hey, hey, I don't need to miss out on tiny tapas 196 00:09:28,836 --> 00:09:31,353 just to prove something to you I already know. 197 00:09:31,438 --> 00:09:33,355 How about I make it more interesting? 198 00:09:33,440 --> 00:09:35,524 You guys come to the cabin this weekend, 199 00:09:35,609 --> 00:09:37,392 I'll pay each one of you 500 bucks. 200 00:09:37,477 --> 00:09:39,895 Keep talking. 201 00:09:39,980 --> 00:09:43,431 - Under one condition. - Stop talking. 202 00:09:43,516 --> 00:09:45,768 You come to the cabin with us 203 00:09:45,853 --> 00:09:48,503 and you don't look at your screens for the whole weekend. 204 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:50,939 Piece of cake. I'm a disciplined member 205 00:09:51,024 --> 00:09:54,777 of this country's armed services, and I'm broke. 206 00:09:54,862 --> 00:09:57,713 Yeah, and I'm telling Boyd to put down his phone all the time. 207 00:09:57,798 --> 00:10:00,248 I'm not crazy enough to offer him 500 bucks, 208 00:10:00,333 --> 00:10:02,585 but since you are... 209 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,119 Mandy? 210 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:07,590 Yeah, I'm in. I'm just getting it out of my system. 211 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:11,226 Just to be clear, any one of you break, the deal is done, okay? 212 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:13,095 Deal. But we don't take Mandy. 213 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,063 Yeah, no. 214 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,899 - What? - All right, fine, fine. 215 00:10:16,984 --> 00:10:18,819 I'll turn it off. 216 00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:26,326 Uh, I don't have any idea how to do that. 217 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:34,116 Hey, Mr. Alzate. 218 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,084 I'm busy, Kyle. Make it quick. 219 00:10:36,169 --> 00:10:38,954 Oh, uh, okay, uh, you know, I don't need to bother you, then. 220 00:10:39,039 --> 00:10:40,889 No, come in, come in. I'm not busy. Come in. 221 00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:43,058 It just seemed rude to say, "Make it quick," without saying, 222 00:10:43,143 --> 00:10:44,392 "I'm busy," that's all. 223 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,494 What's up? What's up? 224 00:10:46,579 --> 00:10:48,263 Okay, um... 225 00:10:48,348 --> 00:10:50,833 If you know someone is using you to get away with something, 226 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,268 and you know what they're doing is wrong, 227 00:10:53,353 --> 00:10:55,137 but they're not a bad person... 228 00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:58,974 Sooner or later you have to finish a sentence, Kyle. 229 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:00,575 Uh, yeah, right, okay. 230 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,410 So, you know, Jen is supposed to be shadowing me, 231 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:04,246 but she isn't, and now she wants me to sign 232 00:11:04,331 --> 00:11:05,748 a piece of paper that says she did. 233 00:11:05,833 --> 00:11:07,415 You don't have to sign it. You don't have to sign that. 234 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,752 Thank you. It just felt wrong. 235 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:13,355 - I signed it. - What? 236 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:15,490 She came in with a piece of paper... yakety-yak... 237 00:11:15,575 --> 00:11:18,026 Asked me to sign it... Yakety-yak... I did. 238 00:11:18,111 --> 00:11:19,594 Well, did you even read it? 239 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,263 I didn't have to. She's a nice kid. 240 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:23,116 I had a pen. It all worked out. 241 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,801 So, what-what's your problem? 242 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:28,303 That she's getting credit for something she didn't do. 243 00:11:28,388 --> 00:11:30,505 Come on, now. Come on. 244 00:11:30,590 --> 00:11:32,808 That happens all the time. 245 00:11:32,893 --> 00:11:35,711 What, you think George Foreman invented that grill? 246 00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:40,182 Huh? The man got punched in the head by Muhammad Ali. 247 00:11:40,267 --> 00:11:41,684 It just seems wrong, you know. 248 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:43,551 - That's all. - All right, look at it this way. 249 00:11:43,636 --> 00:11:45,620 - She's here to learn about America, right? - Yes. 250 00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,657 What's more American than gaming the system? 251 00:11:48,742 --> 00:11:51,745 I guess, but it kind of feels like she should have... - 252 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,070 Do you have to click that pen?! 253 00:12:02,155 --> 00:12:05,340 Is it making it hard for you to look at the pictures? 254 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:06,875 Guys, 255 00:12:06,960 --> 00:12:08,576 don't snap at each other. 256 00:12:08,661 --> 00:12:10,663 We are here to relax. 257 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:20,419 Hey, hey. Hi. 258 00:12:20,818 --> 00:12:22,090 You girls having fun together? 259 00:12:22,175 --> 00:12:24,659 - Oh, yeah, best time ever. - Yeah. Oh. -Yeah, fine. 260 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,095 So, uh, how you doing without your, without your phones? 261 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:28,196 - Oh, easy. - So... -No problem. 262 00:12:28,281 --> 00:12:29,912 - Killing it. - Good, good. 263 00:12:29,998 --> 00:12:32,345 - Yeah. - Well, good. Enjoy yourselves. 264 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,720 Did you just hear her? I can't believe those two 265 00:12:36,806 --> 00:12:38,534 thought we wouldn't be able to last the weekend 266 00:12:38,619 --> 00:12:39,978 - without our phones. - Yeah. 267 00:12:40,064 --> 00:12:42,126 This is gonna be the easiest money I have ever made. 268 00:12:42,213 --> 00:12:45,031 And I once played poker with Kyle. 269 00:12:45,375 --> 00:12:47,181 Yeah, it's so easy. 270 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:50,118 Yes, who needs their stupid phones? 271 00:12:50,298 --> 00:12:53,962 You know, the stereotype that our generation is always glued 272 00:12:54,072 --> 00:12:56,892 to our phones, our devices, it's so ridiculous. 273 00:12:57,444 --> 00:12:59,626 You know what it is? It's ageist. 274 00:12:59,786 --> 00:13:03,736 Yeah, it's just like old people to be ageist. 275 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,771 Where are you going? 276 00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,337 I was just gonna clear my mind, get some fresh air, 277 00:13:11,538 --> 00:13:13,416 read the newspaper. 278 00:13:13,587 --> 00:13:15,190 - Give me that. Give me. - No. What are you doing? 279 00:13:15,275 --> 00:13:16,912 What are you doing? I'm just gonna relax 280 00:13:16,997 --> 00:13:19,437 - and read the local obituaries. - Give me that. Give me that. 281 00:13:21,401 --> 00:13:24,419 - R-Really, Mandy? - You almost cost me 500 bucks. 282 00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,251 It's not worth it. I'm in hell. 283 00:13:27,506 --> 00:13:29,523 It's been 20 minutes. 284 00:13:29,742 --> 00:13:32,127 Well, how would I know that? I don't have my phone. 285 00:13:32,212 --> 00:13:34,173 - Whoa. Hey. - Wait, no, no, no. G-Give me. 286 00:13:34,259 --> 00:13:35,587 - Hey! Hey! Hey! - Give me your... 287 00:13:35,673 --> 00:13:37,345 Get it together, Mandy! 288 00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:40,635 You are better than this. 289 00:13:41,064 --> 00:13:42,103 Hey. 290 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,738 - Hit her again! - Don't. 291 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,473 No, no, no, no, no! Okay. 292 00:13:45,689 --> 00:13:47,603 Okay. Look. 293 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,033 I'm sorry. 294 00:13:50,119 --> 00:13:52,845 Got a little crazy there. Whew. 295 00:13:53,075 --> 00:13:54,267 Just relax. 296 00:13:54,356 --> 00:13:57,291 Let's just go back to what we were doing originally. 297 00:13:57,455 --> 00:14:01,089 Yeah. We can do this, guys, if we just stick together. Okay? 298 00:14:01,267 --> 00:14:03,220 Yeah. Fine. 299 00:14:03,355 --> 00:14:04,814 Yeah. 300 00:14:05,673 --> 00:14:10,353 I'll just, uh, do what people did in the "olden days." 301 00:14:13,580 --> 00:14:15,541 Stare at the ceiling till I die. 302 00:14:21,892 --> 00:14:23,580 Come on. This will just take a second. 303 00:14:28,969 --> 00:14:30,785 Okay, I don't know what any of that means, 304 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,431 but I bet a few of them were curse words. 305 00:14:34,175 --> 00:14:37,775 Well, I counted three. What's up? 306 00:14:38,009 --> 00:14:39,705 - All right, I've made a decision. - Hmm. 307 00:14:39,798 --> 00:14:42,673 Jen's assignment was to shadow a representative of Outdoor Man. 308 00:14:42,783 --> 00:14:44,759 Mm-hmm. And that's exactly what she's gonna do. 309 00:14:44,845 --> 00:14:47,134 - Mm-hmm. - Oh, come on, man. 310 00:14:47,387 --> 00:14:50,805 Mr. Alzate, you're the boss. Can't you just fire him? 311 00:14:51,157 --> 00:14:52,892 You just follow him around for a few hours. 312 00:14:52,978 --> 00:14:54,910 You might learn a few things. What's the harm? 313 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,412 Well, as much as I would love to show Jen around, 314 00:14:57,533 --> 00:14:59,556 which would've been fun... That's right, 315 00:14:59,642 --> 00:15:02,689 there were prizes hidden everywhere... 316 00:15:03,712 --> 00:15:06,720 I can't, because I'm not the one who signed the paper. 317 00:15:07,236 --> 00:15:08,931 Watch yourself. 318 00:15:10,001 --> 00:15:11,493 So, Mr. Alzate 319 00:15:11,578 --> 00:15:15,397 will be your shadow, uh, caster or... 320 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,955 maker... no, your-your shadow guy. 321 00:15:19,751 --> 00:15:21,759 I thought you would be cool about this. 322 00:15:21,920 --> 00:15:25,431 Oh, I am cool. But you know what's not cool? Lying. 323 00:15:25,923 --> 00:15:27,291 And the person who taught me everything 324 00:15:27,376 --> 00:15:29,548 taught me that a man is only as good as his word. 325 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:34,712 Well, I have certainly learned a lesson, 326 00:15:34,798 --> 00:15:38,887 and I can't imagine learning any more than I already have today. 327 00:15:39,408 --> 00:15:41,056 Thank you, gentlemen. 328 00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:44,425 Jen, just one small thing before-before you go. 329 00:15:44,511 --> 00:15:46,028 Uh, uh... 330 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,862 Brick-and-mortar retail has long been 331 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:50,119 the heartbeat of this country's commerce. 332 00:15:50,205 --> 00:15:52,017 Now, you might want to take some notes here. 333 00:15:52,103 --> 00:15:55,611 All right, rugged merchants had set up posts 334 00:15:55,697 --> 00:15:58,861 up and down the rivers and byways of this country, right? 335 00:16:05,064 --> 00:16:06,548 What are you thinking about, Mandy? 336 00:16:06,837 --> 00:16:08,486 Philosophy. 337 00:16:09,072 --> 00:16:12,533 If you look perfect in the woods, and can't post a picture, 338 00:16:12,923 --> 00:16:14,587 does it even matter? 339 00:16:17,212 --> 00:16:18,830 You doing okay, Eve? 340 00:16:19,665 --> 00:16:21,837 Yeah. You? 341 00:16:22,580 --> 00:16:25,142 No. It hurts. 342 00:16:25,408 --> 00:16:27,681 Yeah, that's good, 'cause I was lying. 343 00:16:28,227 --> 00:16:30,431 I've been feeling phantom buzzes in my pocket 344 00:16:30,517 --> 00:16:32,345 for the past two hours. 345 00:16:33,361 --> 00:16:36,572 I say we give up, guys. Let's just admit Dad was right. 346 00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:39,283 We should have realized he would only offer to pay us 347 00:16:39,369 --> 00:16:41,415 for something he knew we couldn't do. 348 00:16:43,681 --> 00:16:45,009 Dad? 349 00:16:45,172 --> 00:16:46,854 I just hope the world is still there 350 00:16:46,939 --> 00:16:48,595 when we try to reconnect to it. 351 00:16:49,079 --> 00:16:50,314 Yeah? 352 00:16:51,414 --> 00:16:52,595 Hey. 353 00:16:52,711 --> 00:16:57,365 Why do I get the idea I'm about to save me some money? 354 00:16:57,751 --> 00:17:00,337 Oh, good. We thought you would rub it in. 355 00:17:00,486 --> 00:17:02,971 I want to see pictures of my kid, okay? 356 00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:05,548 And slingshot birds into pigs. 357 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,845 Yeah, you win, Dad. So let's just say we-we get our phones, 358 00:17:08,994 --> 00:17:12,548 and, how about, uh, like, 200 each, and let's end this. 359 00:17:14,009 --> 00:17:15,635 Okay. To be honest with you, you guys lasted longer 360 00:17:15,720 --> 00:17:16,995 than I thought you would. Here you go. 361 00:17:17,080 --> 00:17:21,024 Well, you were right, and we all know how happy that makes you. 362 00:17:21,118 --> 00:17:22,549 You know what'd actually make me happy? 363 00:17:22,634 --> 00:17:25,119 If my kids would talk to each other if one of them 364 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:27,009 was going through something. 365 00:17:27,392 --> 00:17:31,197 But being right is clearly always a thrill. 366 00:17:34,487 --> 00:17:36,238 - That was weird. - Hmm. 367 00:17:36,603 --> 00:17:38,197 "Going through something"? 368 00:17:38,283 --> 00:17:39,783 Anyone know what he's talking about? 369 00:17:41,667 --> 00:17:45,421 O-Okay, fine. He was talking about me. 370 00:17:46,351 --> 00:17:47,476 You? 371 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:50,163 Uh, no, I don't think so, Mandy. 372 00:17:50,327 --> 00:17:52,351 Yes, it was me. 373 00:17:53,648 --> 00:17:56,991 When you came home, he asked if I had talked to you. 374 00:17:57,484 --> 00:18:00,280 I've been having some trouble with my business lately, 375 00:18:00,366 --> 00:18:03,398 and he knows that talking to you makes me feel more confident. 376 00:18:03,819 --> 00:18:05,749 Well, I love hearing that I'm helpful to you, 377 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,359 but I don't think it was you that he was talking about. 378 00:18:08,809 --> 00:18:11,796 It wasn't. It was me. 379 00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:14,124 What? 380 00:18:14,289 --> 00:18:17,937 You? Kristin, there are days I wish I was you. 381 00:18:18,109 --> 00:18:20,023 Except for the Ryan part. 382 00:18:20,562 --> 00:18:22,343 You're a kick-ass woman. 383 00:18:22,624 --> 00:18:25,874 Yeah, well, most days, it feels like my ass 384 00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:27,718 is the one getting kicked. 385 00:18:27,950 --> 00:18:31,827 And when I talk to Dad about it at work, he just says, 386 00:18:31,999 --> 00:18:34,562 "You know, you should really let your sisters in on this." 387 00:18:36,819 --> 00:18:38,562 And he's right. 388 00:18:39,118 --> 00:18:40,710 You're lucky to be down at the Academy. 389 00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:42,108 You miss all this drama. 390 00:18:42,194 --> 00:18:43,471 Actually, I don't. 391 00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,921 There's plenty of stuff that goes on down there. 392 00:18:46,218 --> 00:18:48,776 And that's why Dad was talking about me. 393 00:18:49,194 --> 00:18:51,866 - You? - Like what? W-What's going on? 394 00:18:52,046 --> 00:18:54,398 Well, I came home this weekend because I didn't want 395 00:18:54,484 --> 00:18:58,093 to sit in my dorm room again alone on a Friday night. 396 00:18:58,338 --> 00:19:00,023 Well, then you should start dating. 397 00:19:00,240 --> 00:19:02,390 Ooh. 398 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,476 Yeah. You would think, the three to one male-to-female ratio, 399 00:19:06,562 --> 00:19:08,218 I could meet a guy. 400 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:14,007 Honey, do you know how incredible you are? 401 00:19:14,234 --> 00:19:15,726 How strong? 402 00:19:15,859 --> 00:19:18,468 It is gonna take one hell of a confident man 403 00:19:18,554 --> 00:19:20,288 to stand alongside that. 404 00:19:21,749 --> 00:19:23,679 But I promise you, he's out there somewhere. 405 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:26,546 And he is frickin' hot. 406 00:19:28,835 --> 00:19:32,249 Ah, look at us, talking like sisters. 407 00:19:32,898 --> 00:19:36,405 Yeah. Turns out, there's actually plenty to talk about. 408 00:19:36,765 --> 00:19:38,773 Yeah, it's great. 409 00:19:39,405 --> 00:19:41,382 Oh, I just realized something. 410 00:19:41,849 --> 00:19:44,069 I think we still get the $500. 411 00:19:52,640 --> 00:19:54,382 Hey, Mike Baxter here for Outdoor Man, 412 00:19:54,468 --> 00:19:56,091 coming to you over your favorite device, 413 00:19:56,177 --> 00:19:59,249 whether it be a smartphone, laptop, tablet, or even a watch. 414 00:19:59,429 --> 00:20:01,726 Marshall McLuhan once said, "We shape our tools, 415 00:20:01,812 --> 00:20:04,155 and thereafter, our tools shape us." 416 00:20:04,382 --> 00:20:07,289 These days, our tools are bending us into this shape. 417 00:20:07,569 --> 00:20:09,491 I call it the millennial. 418 00:20:09,702 --> 00:20:11,333 Just look at this slouch right here. 419 00:20:11,419 --> 00:20:12,898 "How you doing? 420 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:16,607 "Oh, God, look at that. Is that the sun? 421 00:20:16,797 --> 00:20:19,848 "I ca... I can't see. I'll just google the sun. 422 00:20:19,950 --> 00:20:21,396 I'll see it there." 423 00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,075 Look, I'm not bashing technology. 424 00:20:24,161 --> 00:20:26,140 I mean, I'd bash it if I worked at a library, 425 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,505 but technology has given us unlimited means 426 00:20:28,591 --> 00:20:30,278 to stay in contact with each other. 427 00:20:30,364 --> 00:20:32,903 Look at that. Texting my brother right there. 428 00:20:33,185 --> 00:20:35,483 "Go Broncos," with a turd emoji. 429 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,857 Yeah. 430 00:20:37,482 --> 00:20:39,091 It's also a great way to learn stuff. 431 00:20:39,185 --> 00:20:42,114 You can go to YouTube and find a how-to video 432 00:20:42,200 --> 00:20:45,653 to learn how to recover something you swallowed. 433 00:20:46,528 --> 00:20:49,536 The key is just be patient. 434 00:20:51,747 --> 00:20:54,630 It'll all come out in the end. That's it. 435 00:20:58,622 --> 00:21:01,442 Anyway, the problem is when this is the only way 436 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,748 to stay in touch, because nothing replaces a conversation 437 00:21:03,833 --> 00:21:05,646 with real people, a real experience. 438 00:21:05,732 --> 00:21:07,888 At Outdoor Man, we don't sell virtual tents 439 00:21:07,974 --> 00:21:09,755 so you can go virtual camping. 440 00:21:09,841 --> 00:21:12,317 with virtual camping, you might not get eaten by mosquitos, 441 00:21:12,403 --> 00:21:15,357 but you won't get the peace that comes with being outside. 442 00:21:15,505 --> 00:21:17,425 We want you to take the time to occasionally put down 443 00:21:17,510 --> 00:21:20,239 your device, pick up some bug spray, go sit around a campfire 444 00:21:20,325 --> 00:21:23,865 with someone you care about, swat your arm, and just talk. 445 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:26,646 Now, Marshall McLuhan also said, 446 00:21:26,755 --> 00:21:29,880 "I don't necessarily agree with everything I said." 447 00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:33,380 This is where he and I differ. 448 00:21:34,232 --> 00:21:37,296 Go Broncos. Baxter out. 449 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:41,051 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH 450 00:21:41,159 --> 00:21:43,070 Sync corrections by srjanapala 34879