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I'll find you!

You hear me?

Whoever you are, I'll have your head!

Fuck.

…have confidence and tell myself, hey, I hold the keys to my future

and I can give it my all. No need to stress.

Just tell myself, I did it.

I feel good, I'm handling things, and I'm not stressing out, you know?

Hang on, I have to tell them! Hey, guys.

Mongoose wants to do Poli Sci next year.

Shit! Classy!

So you're going to Paris?

-No, not for sure. -You passed the entrance exam?

Yeah, I passed. But… I don't have the scholarship.

That's not a big deal. You can get a job.

Yeah, but with food and rent, it won't be enough.

Hey, Ferret. Can't you give her some cash? Help her out a little?

-I don't have infinite money. -I'm not asking for charity.

No, don't worry. We'll find a solution. We're all with you.

Even Jesus is with you.

-Jesus? -Why's she talking about Jesus?

In front of everyone, I pledge

Upon my honor

And my tribute to you

Is myself, Lord

I want to love you forever

More and more

Protect my promise

Our Lord Jesus

I swear to follow you

As a proud Christian

I deliver my whole heart to you

I want to love you forever

More and more

Protect my promise

Lord Jesus

-Hi. -Phone.

-Hi, Dob. Hi, Impala. How's it going? -Hi, how are you?

Phone.

-Doing good? -Yeah.

Good. Always.

There.

-That's right. -Impala!

My Baby Panda! How are you?

-I'm good, and you? -Fine.

-Ready? -Hi, your phone.

-Hi. -Hi.

-Where's your brother? -First of all, you say "hello."

Enjoy it, my big boy.

Your shoe.

The left one.

Don't get my car dirty!

Open wide.

Your sock.

Not here, Jean-Pierre.

Please.

Little asshole.

You really think I'm stupid, and I hate that.

I'll see you in two weeks.

And you stay out of trouble.

Hey, man.

Now I know why you weren't at the meeting point this morning.

-Big fight with the old man. -Don't call him that.

He wants to see you.

I swear, I want to bash his head in.

Don't worry. You're with us now.

Come on, let's go.

-Tweet-tweet! -Tweet-tweet!

-Crack, splash! -Crack, splash!

-And the tweet-tweet fell in the water -And the tweet-tweet fell in the water

-But the tweet-tweet could swim -But the tweet-tweet could swim

-He climbed back on his branch -He climbed back on his branch

-And began to sing again -And began to sing again

-Even louder! -Even louder!

Is the height all right?

A little more to the right, please.

Okay, perfect.

You could put another one in the hall, no?

I want to preserve a look that is both chic and muted, you know?

I don't want just anyone to barge in here.

-If you need more, you can tell me. -I'm not asking for charity, Julek.

-I just want to give you a helping hand. -My answer is, "No, thank you."

I'm going to get new photos, boost the ad on the website.

Are you coming tonight?

What for?

To see people.

I see people.

And I was planning to invite my neighbor, you know,

Marc.

For dinner.

The customs officer?

What's going on here?

Julek helped me put up the painting before the guests arrive.

-What guests? -A "hello" doesn't cost anything.

To answer the question, we don't have any reservations yet.

But it shouldn't be long.

Are you coming to welcome the Scouts? There are plenty of handsome boys.

And they're your age too.

Leave it.

All right.

Shall we go welcome them?

You will forever live great and beautiful

And your invincible unity

Will have an immortal motto

King, law, and liberty

King, law, and liberty

King, law, and liberty

So happy to see us all together again.

Before you head for your tents, I would like to thank Mrs. Anne-Françoise…

Anne-Françoise!

Guys… Hey!

Anne-Françoise!

Hey! Settle down!

As I was saying, I would like to thank Mrs. Anne-Françoise de Préalle

for kindly welcoming us this year,

and Father Julek, the parish priest,

who will accompany you through your promises.

In fact, Mrs. Préalle will give us a few welcoming words.

Welcome to Warnaffe,

in our beautiful province of Luxembourg, children.

The summer is gearing up to be… exceptional.

You are beautiful. You are young. So,

I advise you to really make the most of it.

All right.

All that's left to do is wish you

a great camp.

And don't hesitate to find me if you have the slightest problem.

Come on, teams!

-Fennecs! -Big neck!

Pangolins!

All the wins!

Squirrels!

Run in circles!

Coyotes!

Go on, get to your tents!

Can you get some firewood? I'm out.

Fuck, Kev! Are you high or something?

-Are you gonna get on my case too? -Of course I'm going to get on your case.

If it helps you appreciate life as God gave it to you.

-Are you kidding? What's going on? -Alert! Dob's coming this way.

You, come here.

Step forward.

You brought your drugs here?

-You are such a moron! -Maybe we're not so different after all.

If you fuck up, it's on my ass. You got it?

-Stay far away from trouble. -You touch me, you're fired.

-What the fuck are you doing? -Doberman!

-I've got my eye on all of you. Okay? -It's all good, guys.

No, we need to tell Impala in person, before it gets worse.

-What do you think? -It won't change anything.

If this continues, we'll talk about it again, okay? It's important, Kev.

You've not been initiated yet, but you're almost a Coyote. Right, guys?

We're here for you, to be by your side, to protect you.

Yeah, that's right. You ignore me.

All right. Let's switch posts.

Kevin, with Ferret for the six 80 cm stakes.

-Panda and Moose for the table. -Yeah, and what are you doing?

I'm holding the whip.

Come on, get going!

CALL FROM BANSHALI

You have one new message.

Hello, Mr. Marc. You were supposed to deliver something to me this morning,

and I didn't even get a phone call from you.

That's not like you.

Nothing unfortunate, I hope?

Call me back promptly.

It is in your best interests.

Hi, Marc.

Hi, Marc.

Hi, kids.

What brings you here?

CUSTOMS

Hey, big guy.

Freddo.

Happy birthday, Angelo.

What do you say?

Yes, good job, big guy.

Look.

Blow.

-I hope you thought to get us earplugs! -Freddo.

That's good.

Go on, try again.

Blow.

-Go ahead. -Is Toni here?

I haven't seen him. He must have had a fight with Marie, as usual.

Like this.

Dona.

Take over.

There are five Rolexes, just arrived from Dubai.

I've already made the fake certificates.

Take them all tomorrow to the jewelry store in Buronville.

No less than 3,000 per item.

And if you bat your eyelashes and get 5,000,

you can keep the change.

It'll be 5,000.

And my fist in his face if he dares touch me.

I have no doubt.

I trust you.

Toni…

He had a fight with Marie, is that it?

I think so.

Hello, Marie.

You don't happen to know where Toni is?

What do you care?

I don't.

I heard you two had a fight.

Did Dona tell you that?

What's his name again?

Kroepoek.

So then, you must taste like shrimp.

Right?

I'm sure you two will be fine.

-You really don't know where he is? -No, I don't know.

And more importantly, I don't care.

People who are in love tell each other everything. Right?

All right.

If you see him, give me a call. All right?

Can I count on you?

Toni, pick up. This isn't what we agreed on.

Marc is looking everywhere for you.

If you don't call me back, you can go to hell.

I heard there's eagle, tiger, something like that…

Lights out in ten minutes!

Asshole!

Come on, jump!

Come on! Virgin Mary of Whoredom!

-Fuck, give that stupid thing a rest. -Get off my case.

No, I'm not kidding!

Why don't you go outside, connect with nature, the wind, or…

or I don't know, but stop that.

Is this the friend or the vice-leader talking?

It's the vice-leader.

And the friend.

Okay. One last one and I'll stop.

Vice-leader.

Present for you. For a guy who doesn't know how to roll, I figured…

Shit, awesome. A weed pipe.

-We have nothing to put in it. -We'll find some tomorrow.

Fuck, guys! It's already a mess in here! We said, bags go under!

-Moose, what is this? -My second phone, so I don't get rusty.

Put that away now. Before I confiscate it.

-And you, what are you doing? -I'm going to the village.

-Excuse me? -I need some air. I'm suffocating.

No, I don't think so. I'm responsible for you. And there are rules too, Kev.

Mong.

Okay, fine. But you get back in half an hour, tops!

Did he go down on you or something?

Relax, girls.

It's a Coyotes test. But he's like a kid. He needs to learn responsibility.

-I'm the one who rolled it. -Excuse me. Do you have anything to smoke?

Go on, beat it.

Move.

Who's he?

Dickhead.

The Cyclops is going to destroy him! And Santo's prayers won't change that!

Unless… Yes!

Yes! Santo has the advantage!

Will Santo's deadly hold bring down the Cyclops?

The Cyclops has survived worse! And Santo is exhausted!

Harmonica.

Angelo, I'll see you later, all right?

And there it is! He's attempting the Choke Slam!

-Harmonica. -He's going to kill him!

And now, will Santo recover?

-Harmonica. -Angelo…

Oh my God! Santo's stopped moving!

He's going to kill him!

Oh no!

-I'm coming. -It was a trick!

Oh man!

Toni?

Fuck!

Oh… I'm sorry… I…

I thought you were someone else.

It's okay.

Come on.

There! Oh man, that has to hurt!

It's over!

Santo has destroyed the Cyclops!

My name's Marie.

What's yours?

Kevin.

No, seriously, what's your name?

Kevin.

So what are you doing here?

I came looking for something to smoke.

So I don't have any weed, but I have something better.

I'll take anything.

Where are you from with a name like that, Kevin?

Brussels.

You know your camp is at my place?

No, I didn't know.

What is it?

You said you'd take anything.

Let it melt on your tongue.

You still here, dickhead?

-Who's this? -Nobody.

What do you want?

You're cheating on my brother with "nobody"?

Mind your own damn business, Dona. Come on.

Where's my brother?

Ask him.

-I asked you a question. -I said to leave me alone.

Who do you think you're talking to, bimbo? Huh?

-Bitch! -Get back here!

Now what did they do?

Get the bike!

-You good? -Yeah.

What do you think?

It's beautiful.

Are you high already?

No, I just feel good.

Fuck!

This is awesome!

I'm so high.

You have a boyfriend?

Yeah, I used to. Right now, I'm not too sure.

You okay?

I'm okay. I'm hanging in there.

I have to go.

So you're going back to your castle?

-That means you're rich. -No.

-You're out of luck on that front. -Shit!

Oh shit.

Wow!

You have one new message.

Mr. Marc. You are not answering my messages.

Are you hiding something from us?

Don't make me call the boss lady.

I'll be expecting word from you. Soon.

Kevin?

Kevin?

What are you doing? We have assembly. Doberman is looking all over for you.

Wow, look at you!

What the hell did you do?

I had a hell of a night, man.

Go on, tell me.

I met a girl.

Her name is Marie. It was incredible!

And?

And,

well, we kissed.

And it blew my mind.

Fuck, wait for me.

First dressing down of the week.

This is the second day of camp, and there's already trash lying around.

Plastic, guys! We have trash bins!

-Is that clear, everyone? -Yes.

Come on. Move it.

-Where did those two come from? -Oh fuck! Handle it, please.

Dob, relax.

I'll explain later.

Look at me.

-Are you high? -I took a shower.

-Is it against the rules? -Spread your arms.

Are you serious?

Dob, don't you have another bone to pick? I'm handling it.

Handling it? Where did he come from? See his face?

-What the hell did you do? -Nothing.

Nothing? Are you shitting me?

I'm not shitting you. Promise.

Leave it, Dob. I'm their leader before you.

Okay. We'll see.

We said 30 minutes. You come back the next day?

I went for a midnight swim. I fell asleep.

Well, you epically failed your test.

There was a test?

Fine, I'm sorry.

You don't say "sorry," Kevin! You offer your apologies.

I offer my apologies. Okay?

You're on fire duty until further notice. Grab a shovel on the way! Go on, move it.

-Digging with his hands might do him good. -Or with his teeth, even.

What's this?

What's in here?

-It's nothing. -It's nothing?

Can you keep a secret?

Seriously?

Go ahead. Unscrew it.

-Shit, are these real? -I don't know.

Don't do it like that!

-What are you doing? -There's no fog.

It's carbon.

These are real, dude!

Man, are you sure?

We have to sell them. We'll make crazy money!

-No, wait. Where did you find these? -I don't know, man, in the cave.

-Near the lake. -Just lying there?

I don't know! I was high. I don't remember.

Fuck, man, this is going to change my life.

-I'll give you some. -No!

-Keep them. I won't say anything. -It's not that! You're my friend!

What? I don't give a crap about this.

It'll cause problems with the others.

The others. Who gives a shit about the others? This is fucking money.

You won't say anything?

Not even to Moose?

But we have to hide them. And far away from the camp.

Okay.

-Sure this is a good idea? -It's better than being in your bag.

At least we know where they are.

We can't do that. Doberman always watches you.

Sure there was nothing else in the cave?

-Yes, a mermaid or something. -A mermaid?

- You saw a mermaid? - A fairy? I was high.

-You ask too many questions. -You're breaking my balls.

See? This is exactly why I don't like hard drugs.

Dude, I experienced something amazing!

You have no idea. Where are we hiding these now?

Here's good, no?

No one will find them here.

-Come on, let's go. -No.

We can't trust what you saw. We must make sure you didn't leave something.

Don't worry. They're not moving.

So then, you didn't have sex?

There was no need for sex. It was already amazing!

I was in her arms. It was insane!

She was just gorgeous, man, I mean…

-You get it? -No, I don't get it.

But I admit, I wish I did.

Stay here while I find the entrance. I'll call you.

You've screwed up enough. I'm coming with you.

Okay.

Let's go?

Shit!

Right, mermaids.

I'm in deep shit.