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(thunder crashing)

(ominous music playing)

Felldrake: Behold the summoning chamber!

(Felldrake cackling)

-(growling) -(all shouting)

Oh, whoa.

What was that massive flash?

(grunts) Daddy.

(snorts)

Who knew the monkey-bat, donkey-rat had daddy issues?

Well, he does have a face only a mother could love.

He'll lead us straight to Felldrake. Let's go.

-You're not going anywhere without me. -(gasps)

Donald?

You got it.

And I'm here to save the...

-(clattering) -Donald: Oh!

That is what the Three Caballeros were missing,

the third Caballero.

Let me go, now!

Let's go!

Glad you could join us, Donald Duck.

Suit up, Cabs.

(heroic music)

Uh, a little privacy, please?

Oh, uh, sorry.

Felldrake: The power of the Caballeros.

It's finally mine!

(whirring)

(gasps)

Well, that's just strange.

(sniffling, grunting)

Ooh, Daddy!

Well, I guess I'm Mommy now.

Okay, we're decent.

You can look now.

(gasps)

(heroic music)

(vocalizing)

My thoughts exactly.

♪ We're Three Caballeros Three brave caballeros ♪

♪ They say we are birds of a feather ♪

♪ We're happy amigos No matter where he goes ♪

♪ The one, two, and three goes We're always together ♪

♪ Aye! ♪

♪ The Three Caballeros! ♪

April: Let's put this thing back together.

-May: I'll get the tape. -I'll get the...

(gasps) Aunt Daisy.

Oh, hi, girls.

Donald went to his destiny.

Do you know how long that takes?

He's usually back by five.

Clear the table.

(tea set shatters)

Oh, this is so many pieces. It could take all day.

-Let's start with the corners. -Ooh! I love puzzles.

Daisy: Mm-hm. Mm-hm. (muttering)

Wow. Way to go, Aunt Daisy.

Well, I was all-state puzzle champion.

They used to call me Jigsaw Daisy because I'm puzzle crazy.

Right.

Xandra: Cabs, we've been through a lot together,

-but nothing like this. -(Caballeros grunting)

Uh...

And, yes, I'm aware I've said that before.

But this time I mean it.

The magic of your amulets is how the original Caballeros

defeated Felldrake all those years ago.

Now that he has them, not only will he free himself,

but with power like that, there's no telling what he might become.

Not on my watch!

Not on his watch.

He better watch out for...

Caballeros: The Three Caballeros!

-Panchito: Whoo-hoo! -Donald: Let's go!

(ominous music)

(snarls)

(shrieks) It's hideous.

(grunting)

(wailing)

(laughing)

Lord Felldrake?

This is your true form?

Does the widdle baby warlord need his binky?

(laughing)

-(Sheldgoose gasps) -(thuds)

(grunting)

(groaning)

-(screaming) -(thuds)

Sheldgoose, you simple fool.

Before I regain my ultimate strength, I must bake.

Set a timer!

-(thuds) -(Sheldgoose grunts)

Excellent.

Now be sure to poke me with a fork every once in a while.

So... I'll just wait here, then.

By this magical pool.

(snarling)

(gasps)

That's just magic waste, peanut brain.

I would recycle it, but I'm evil and don't recycle!

(cackling) I don't recycle!

-Xandra: Come On, Caballeros. -Hmm?

-José: Vamos. -What is it, boy?

The bad mens are coming to get Daddy-baby.

(squalling)

Sorry. Infant instincts.

Let's have a peeky boo. Uh, I mean look.

Felldrake: Blast. Can't an evil baby grow up

without constant fear of annihilation?

Here, dum-dum. You want some magic?

Open wide.

(whimpering)

(Felldrake yells)

(thuds)

(cackling)

Oh, incredible.

Now I'm as powerful as you.

You wish.

Now go make things interesting for our Caballeros.

Sheldgoose: Yes, my lord.

(laughing)

Xandra: Come on, Cabs. They can't be far.

Whoa!

Xandra, what is wrong?

-The atlas. It's-- -(Donald gasps)

(all groan)

all: Hmm?

(Leopold roaring)

(laughing)

(Caballeros and Xandra grunting)

You're a nimble little bunch.

Let's try something different. (yells)

(all gasp)

Um, what is that?

I don't believe it. He summoned a zoom point.

Attack!

José: Moon bots.

Déjà vu.

(Caballeros and Xandra grunt)

(José yells)

(both grunting)

No wonder the atlas reacted that way.

Felldrake must have disrupted the balance of light and dark.

Which means?

Which means we can summon zoom points too.

all: We're totally mighty!

(grunts)

(groans)

(yells)

Keep going, Caballeros.

We'll hold these guys here.

Calling in friends to fight your battles, eh?

So original.

(whispering) That's what I'm doing.

(scoffs) How embarrassing.

This guy's a total dork. (grunts)

Demon adolescence is the worst.

Sweet stache.

The ladies are gonna love this.

I'm not loving this.

Well, if you didn't care for my last trick,

you're gonna lava this one.

(cackling)

-You see what I... -(grunts)

What? I killed in my improv class.

Uh-oh.

Donald: Lava lizards?

Panchito: They're everywhere.

Aha!

(goblins grunting)

King Bonnet!

Need a lift?

all: Thanks, Your Majesty!

Panchito: I'm lava-ing this!

(laughs) Lava.

Oh, now it's funny.

Sheldgoose, you moron!

Can't you hold them off for a little...

longer?

Now, that's what I'm talking about.

Almost done.

(Felldrake laughing)

Okay, the time for confident wisecracks is over.

Let's just finish this.

(grunts)

I'll see your samurai and raise you a sword.

Aha!

And Excalibur is its name.

Which appears in my new book, Excalibur! Is Its Name.

People wanted to know more about the sword.

(grunting)

I wanna know more about the sword.

Thanks, King Arthur.

Well, when the chips are down, you can always count on family.

(all blabbering)

Oh, yeah?

Well, I got forefathers for ya.

For liberty.

For freedom.

Fourscore.

(screaming)

(howling)

Ooh, you are such pests.

Allow me to bug you.

(termites snarling)

Caballeros: Termites!

Don't worry, guys. We just need a bulldozer!

Moo called, lady friend?

Who is that hunky slab of beef?

(snorting)

(termites snarling)

(snorts, growls)

(all roar)

Darn, darn, darn.

They mustn't reach the summoning chamber.

Fortunately, I've saved the beast for last.

(laughing)

(all gasp)

(roars)

Well, we're dead.

I must agree.

Yeah, me too.

Guys, keep calm.

And party on.

(upbeat music)

Stage dive.

(snarls)

Good luck, little dudes.

both: Hmm?

(grunting)

(gasps)

Sheldgoose: Lord Felldrake! Hide the ham!

We have visitors!

-Felldrake: Good. -(whimpers)

I'm done.

(door thudding)

(roars)

It's over, Felldrake.

-You... -What the heck?

Panchito: I'm sorry, is this the right address?

-We're looking for a stick about yay high, -(Felldrake growling)

answers to Felldrake?

I am Lord Felldrake!

Applesauce.

Prepare for a new age of darkness.

(laughing)

(all screaming)

Daisy: And done.

-(timer dings) -New record.

Huh? Does this mean what I think it means?

I think it does.

Oh, my gosh.

I know, right?

June: No. Look outside!

(thunder crashing)

all: Oh, my gosh.

Huh?

(residents muttering)

What is that Sheldgoose up to now?

(residents screaming)

(Felldrake groans)

(residents screaming)

There goes the neighborhood.

-What happened? -Where are we?

Who cares? Look.

(laughing)

Come on, boys. Attack!

(laughing)

(Donald yells)

(grunting) On guard! Take that, you beast!

(growls)

Panchito: Yahoo!

(grunts)

(growls)

(grunts)

Whoa!

I got you.

(both grunt)

(growls)

(all yelling)

(groaning)

-Huh? -(Panchito and José gasp)

-(growls) -(thunder cracks)

(all gasp)

Xandra: This is about where we left off, remember?

Okay, now we're all caught up.

(growls)

Are you guys okay?

(Caballeros shrieking)

(grunts)

(roaring, grunts)

(laughing)

(whimpers) Thank you, Leopold.

Mommy loves you.

What?

-My beautiful square. -(bell clanging)

-My beautiful manor! -(toilet flushing)

My beautiful commode! (sobbing)

Eugenia: Sheldgoose!

What have you done to my institute?

Your institute?

This is my institute, you sniveling rat-faced worm.

(gasps)

(grunts, chitters)

(laughs)

Lord Felldrake! Look what I did.

Little busy right now, twit.

-(groaning) -(grunts)

(burps)

(Xandra grunts)

(yells)

-(roars) -(grunts)

(panting) That all you got, Felldrake?

(screaming)

(grunts)

Xandra, how I missed having you as my obedient servant.

Felldrake: Let's do it again, for old time's sake.

(Felldrake chortles)

Caballeros: Xandra!

Now what do we do?

Blazebeak: Caballeros.

Hear my words.

To triumph, you must become The Three.

I have questions.

Yeah. Like who are...

-(shrieks) -Caballeros: Whoa!

I am the wizard Blazebeak.

My life force was bound to your amulets,

and has been protecting you.

Now, you must use it again to stop Lord Felldrake.

If you fail, the universe as we know it

could face disaster, the likes of which it has never seen.

So, you know, no pressure.

Let's go get that stinking Felldrake.

José and Panchito: Yeah!

Whoo-hoo.

Ooh.

(laughing)

Yes.

It's been centuries since I've held the Atlas of Wonder.

Now my evil can infest anywhere in the uni...

(yelps)

Double ow!

I think you dropped this.

Thanks, Donald.

Whoa.

What happened to you guys?

We fell in a wizard puddle.

That explains nothing.

(all screaming)

(growling)

All right, Cabs, let's... (groans)

Xandra! Are you okay?

(grunts) Not really.

Oh?

(jabbers)

Aha! (cackling)

This'll do. Thanks, Ari.

Ooh!

(trumpet music playing)

Caballeros and Xandra: Charge!

(Felldrake growls)

Ow.

(growling)

(Xandra grunting)

(groans)

(growling)

Stop it!

Look. The staff!

We have the power of the amulets.

We can re-imprison it.

Let's do it.

Yeah!

Look at you coming up with plans.

Take your positions.

(roaring) No!

(Caballeros grunt)

Oh!

Take that, Caballeros.

I've been waiting a long time to do this,

-and I'm going to savor every... -Daisy: Whoo-hoo!

(all yelling)

(toilet flushing)

(Leopold grunting)

I love breaking up an evil monologue.

-(crackling) -(roaring)

Now, where were we?

(Caballeros straining)

(screaming)

Sheldgoose. Do something, you fool.

Don't let this happen to me again.

I'll save you, Lord Felldrake.

(grunts)

You'll never be trapped in this staff again!

(explosion)

(birds chirping)

(wind howls)

(all screaming)

(grunts)

We did it.

-Yeah! - Viva Caballeros!

(all cheering)

Is it always like this here?

Mmm, off and on.

You get used to it.

-(Sheldgoose screaming) -Hmm?

(groaning, grunts)

Lord Felldrake!

No!

What have I done?

(sobbing)

Well, at least I still have my presidency.

Sheldgoose, on behalf of the board of the New Quackmore Institute,

you are hereby stripped of your presidency.

I liked you better as a rat-faced worm.

Zap! (chortles)

Zap! (gabbles)

Zap. Oh, right, I forgot.

I hereby appoint myself acting president of the New Quackmore Institute.

April: Not so fast.

According to the founders' doctrine of the New Quackmore Institute...

Should a Sheldgoose ever lose their presidency...

It goes to a Coot.

Or in this case, their closest relative,

Donald Fauntleroy Duck.

(all gasp)

Your middle name is Fauntleroy?

Yeah.

What? Him? No!

Come, Leopold, take Mommy away from these horrible people.

You haven't seen the last of Baron Von Sheld...

(gabbles)

Let me see that document.

I, Debby Affidavit, Esquire,

hereby declare Donald Fauntleroy Duck

the acting president of the New Quackmore Institute

until a proper election can be held.

We'll see who wins that presidency.

Me? President?

Oh, as acting president, you get the manor too.

(all gasp)

Oh, Donald.

You got a house, a job, and a girlfriend.

And don't forget, the best family a guy could ever have.

all: Aww.

Come on, everybody, we're going home.

I call the master bedroom.

No way.

I'll race you to it.

Daisy: If you're going to be president, we need to work on your wardrobe.

-Donald: What? -Daisy: That's right.

-Donald: Daisy-- -(girls gasp)

(overlapping chatter)

Xandra: Well, this is certainly a step up from living in a book.

Thank you, Xandra,

for showing us what a real hero is made of.

Yeah. Until now, I thought heroes were just a sandwich.

Well, I couldn't have done it without you José, and Panchito,

and Ari, and April, and May, and June, and Daisy,

and the bear rug, and the Roman gods, and the goblins, and King Arthur,

and the ghost presidents, and the Minotaur.

- Did I leave anyone out? -Panchito: The Moai commander.

Xandra: Right. Him too.

(Moai commander roars)

(Ari gabbles, giggles)

Ooh! (sighs)

(giggling)

Yeah!

I have nothing now, and it's all my fault.

Oh, why did I break the staff?

It would have been better to leave Felldrake trapped.

(in Felldrake's voice) I am trapped, you moron!

When you broke the staff, I became trapped in your empty head.

(in normal voice) Lord Felldrake. You're okay.

(in Felldrake's voice) Idiot. Does this seem okay?

(giggles)

Daddy.

Daddy's right here, Leopold.

(in normal voice) What do we do now, my lord?

(in Felldrake's voice) Let the Caballeros think we're gone

while we plot our revenge.

In the meantime,

I have an old friend who owes me a favor.

(both voices laughing)

(in Felldrake's voice) No, I laugh first, then you laugh.

(laughing)

(Sheldgoose chortling)

(Felldrake laughing)

(Sheldgoose chortling)

(in Felldrake's voice) Okay, okay, I get it.

(closing theme music)