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(Felldrake laughing) Yes!

Felldrake: The amulets are mine! Freedom is so close.

-If I had taste buds, I could taste it! -You're welcome.

And it's all because you can't hide anything from a Sheldgoose.

(thuds)

Felldrake: You nincompoop.

You think you can just sashay through my mystic barrier

with those cursed amulets.

First, I must dematerialize it.

(beeps)

(powering down)

Now, you may enter.

-(beeps) -(groans)

(chuckles) Or not.

That wasn't funny.

-Fine. -(beeps)

-Thank you. -(beeps)

-(groans) -(Felldrake laughs)

It never gets old.

-(beeps) -(Sheldgoose grumbling)

(chimes, zaps)

Well, team, I hope you learned a lot

in Camelot. (chuckles)

I see what you did there.

Can you believe we got a year's worth of training

in just one day?

Yes. And Felldrake will be no match for our newfound fighting prowess.

-(grunts) -(whooshes)

-Ha! -(squelches)

That's pretty cool, but not as cool as my ability to lasso an apple.

So, what?

From the grocery store.

(horns honking)

Thanks for the business, Mr. Rope.

Donald: Oh, yeah?

-I can do this. -(cracks knuckles)

(grunts)

-(Donald jabbering) -(thudding, clattering)

All: Aah!

ALL: Ooh.

ALL: Aah.

-Ta-da! -(clanging)

(poofs)

I am so proud of you guys.

April: Hey, wait a minute.

Uh, why is the treasure chamber open?

Ari, what happened?

-Uh? -(giggling)

Fine. Don't tell. We'll figure it out on our own.

-Yeah. -(meter beeping)

-Yeah. -(vacuum whirring)

Both: Huh?

I thought we could just tidy up while we investigate.

So, now that we're home...

-Let me guess. -Xandra, Jose and Panchito: Daisy.

(snickers)

Donald, I need you to be focused for the fight ahead.

If that means patching things up with Daisy, so be it.

I will send the two of you to Shangri-La,

hidden deep in the Himalayas.

Xandra: That is where all problems are solved.

A vacation? Oh, boy!

-I'll call Daisy now. -(telephone dings)

Daisy (on voicemail): This is Daisy Duck...

Straight to voicemail?

Wait until I get my hands on this stupid--

-(beep) -Hello, Daisy.

It's vacation time!

♪ We're Three Caballeros Three brave caballeros ♪

♪ They say we are birds of a feather ♪

♪ We're happy amigos No matter where he goes ♪

♪ The one, two, and three goes We're always together ♪

♪ Aye! ♪

♪ The Three Caballeros ♪

(Felldrake snickering) Just you wait, Sheldgoose.

Once I'm free from this cursed staff, my power will be unrivaled!

Leopold, stand guard!

(giggles) Okay, Daddy.

Felldrake: We must not be disturbed as we make our way

to the Summoning Chamber!

Sheldgoose: Under the secret basement is a secreter basement?

I really know nothing about my own house.

(doorbell dings)

Daisy, my love.

Let's recap.

We broke up because you left me stranded at a seedy bus station.

Then, you took me to a fancy restaurant

and spent the whole time in the bathroom wearing a hula skirt.

Then, you brainwashed my nieces into tricking me with a Donald puppet.

-So I can't wait... -(snaps fingers)

-(zaps) -(Panchito and José gasp)

They really are perfect for each other.

...to hear what you have planned next.

Oh, what?

-This isn't paradise. -(teeth chattering)

Paradise? Donald, where are we?

I don't know. Let's get out of this blizzard.

-Of all the lousy places-- -Donald, I'm scared.

Oh, come on. There's nothing to be afraid of.

-(roaring) -(both screaming)

(coughs, clears throat)

I mean, welcome to the Himalayas' very own Shangri-La Resort and Spa.

I'm Gary, your concierge, activities coordinator,

and licensed behavioral therapist.

And you must be... Uh, who... Let me see, let me see.

(gasps) Ah, Donald Duck and Daisy Duck.

That's us.

Wonderful! We've been expecting you.

-Come on in. -(rumbles)

Gary: Put up your feet.

(singing) ♪ You've traveled very far ♪

♪ We've got pools to play in ♪

♪ Mud to lay in, a breeze to sway in ♪

♪ Now, you're staying At the Shangri-La Resort and Spa ♪

Yetis: ♪ Welcome to our spa ♪

♪ You'll find it all right here In Shangri-La di-da ♪

♪ You can hop right in the tub ♪

♪ Exfoliation with a Himalayan scrub ♪

♪ We're expecting lovely weather This week ♪

♪ We can buff and wax your feathers And beak ♪

♪ You can have a real Tibetan yak massage ♪

♪ Getting ready with your... ♪

Yetis: ♪ Yeti entourage ♪

♪ Hey, welcome to our spa ♪

♪ You'll find it all right here In Shangri-La di-da ♪

(off key) ♪ I'm so relaxed ♪

♪ I'm not sure I'm alive ♪

-(blows tuner) - ♪ Alive ♪

-(blows note) - ♪ Alive ♪

From corns to calluses to tone deafness,

we treat all problems.

Good. 'Cause I got a lot of them.

It's true.

Yetis: ♪ Salud ♪

♪ At the fruitiest juice bar ♪

♪ Our glutes are the glutiest by far ♪

♪ Our yetis are friendliest You know it's true ♪

♪ Our yogis are the bendiest In Kathmandu ♪

Yetis: Om.

♪ Two, three, four ♪

♪ Welcome to our spa ♪

♪ We got it all in Shangri-La ♪

♪ We guarantee before you leave ♪

♪ That you will both be problem-free ♪

♪ Here in Paradise you must stay ♪

♪ Till all your troubles wash away ♪

♪ Sign right here and we'll proceed ♪

(chimes)

Yetis: ♪ Now, you will both be problem-free ♪

Sheldgoose: The Sheldgoose catacombs!

Felldrake: I left instructions with my disciples

in the event of my imprisonment.

First, three months of mourning.

Then, fun-run charity fundraiser in my honor.

Finally, make preparations to free me.

Sheldgoose the Red, clubbed in the head.

Hmm. Story checks out.

Julius Sheldrake, burnt at the stake.

Do any Sheldgeese die of natural causes?

Here we go.

Sheldbeard the Creep, died in his sleep.

Sheldgoose: Wait a minute.

Just kidding. Swords.

Felldrake: Keep moving.

The only Sheldgoose that matters right now is me!

(gasps)

Felldrake: We've made it to the first gate.

Place the matching amulet in the goose's mouth.

-(clanks) -(chimes)

(zapping)

Looks like your followers made you a magical juicer.

Felldrake: Just you wait.

(thunder cracks)

José: En garde! Ha-ha!

Let us see if you can rise to the occasion.

-Woo! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! -(José groans)

That's what you get for loafing around.

-(zaps) -(gasps)

Huh?

(warbling)

(heart beating)

(Felldrake snickering)

-(glass shatters) -(gasps)

Panchito, what is wrong?

(whimpers)

The amulets are missing from the treasure chamber!

What?

(both gasp) Oh, no!

And we found Sheldgoose's lapel pin down there.

It's May's lapel pin now.

Ooh. Me likey.

All right, you two!

Was Sheldgoose here?

(both muttering)

(thuds)

Both: Ooh. Uh-huh.

Just as we thought. Sheldgoose stole the amulets.

I bet he took them to his secret basement.

-What secret basement? -The one we tried to tell you about.

You know what, I should listen to you guys more.

-Well, that would be-- -Let's go.

All: Mmm.

But how will we get through the mystic barrier?

We'll find a way.

But first, we need Donald. (snap fingers)

Donald and Daisy: Ooh.

-That's the stuff. -Oh, yeah.

Daisy, I'm sorry I made you mad.

And I'm sorry too.

Lemon and ambrosia water?

I didn't ask for water! Get outta here!

Hydration is important, Donald.

Privacy is too! Scram!

-(clangs) -(glass shatters)

His temper is a big problem. We'll have to take care of it.

Yes. We're all in agreement.

(zaps)

Hello! Donald! You here, Donald?

(dings)

(dinging)

Welcome to Shangri-La Resort and--

Sorry to interrupt, but I'm in a huge hurry.

I need to take Donald home.

-Yes. Donald Duck. -(clacking)

Oh, he's not ready yet.

What do you mean not ready?

He signed the contract,

and he can't leave Shangri-La until all his problems are solved.

That includes his anger problem.

Oh, boy.

Yeah. Sorry I can't help you.

But can I interest you in a Himalayan seaweed wrap?

-(snaps fingers) -Hmm.

Well, la-di-da.

(Sheldgoose panting)

Felldrake: Come on, come on, come on! We're at the second portal!

It's not my fault you put so many stairways in here.

Felldrake: Oh, stop complaining. You could use the cardio.

Now, make with the amulet, you dolt!

(zapping)

Sorry, guys. No Donald.

Panchito and Jose: What? Why?

Ugh. I completely forgot that the magic of Shangri-La

holds you until all of your problems are solved.

Panchito and Jose: So?

So, Donald's anger problems.

Panchito and Jose: Oh.

Yeah, he's never coming back.

Do not say that. We must have faith.

The Donald Duck that I know may have many problems,

but I am sure he will-- ugh.

(warbling)

(heart beating)

(Felldrake snickering)

-(glass shattering) -(blabbering)

-José, what happened? -Yeah. Don't leave us hanging.

Um, maybe it has something to do with that.

All: Huh?

(thunder rumbles)

Well, that's not going to make Donald any happier.

(calm music)

Sorry to have kept you waiting. (chuckles)

It's time to begin the group therapy part of your stay.

These pillows represent slightly frustrating occurrences.

Now, on a scale of one to screaming,

what would you like to do to your pillow?

Ooh.

Good. Good.

-Donald. -(hollering)

I see.

Donald, it's my feeling that you may have anger issues.

Anger issues?

I don't have anger issues! (echoing)

My issue is you!

Okay, Donald. How about a nice game of croquet? Hm?

Nah. I'm done with this. Let's get outta here.

Gary: Actually, you can't leave.

What?

You still have a problem to resolve.

-(thwacks) -Well, problem solved.

Uh-uh-uh. You signed the contract.

And we, at the Shangri-La Resort and Spa

must keep you here until all your problems are solved.

That includes your anger problem.

I keep telling you, I don't have anger issues!

Please escort Mr. Duck to the Pool of Self-Reflection.

Donald: Let me go! I'm not crazy. (shouting)

(continues shouting)

(grunting)

You must reflect on the depths of your anger...

(deep voice) ...or it will destroy you.

-Enjoy your time at the reflecting pool. -(door slams)

What?

(chimes, warbles)

What are you looking at?

-(thwacks) -Oh!

(shrieks)

(growls)

Yeah.

Why, I oughta--

(growls)

-(screams) -(thuds)

(screaming)

-(growls) -(thuds)

-(Donald screaming) -(thuds)

This might affect our perfect success rate.

(thunder crackling)

What about this magic helmet? Or these magic glasses?

Might as well try this magic abacus.

Come on, guys. We don't have much time.

We're surrounded by every magical artifact of the original Three Caballeros.

One of them must be able to get us through that mystic barrier.

This is exactly why we need Donald.

He would not just sit here and debate what he should do.

He would just do something.

So, what would Donald do?

-Everything. -(jabbering)

(heroic music)

(vase shatters)

(clang)

(powers up)

(thunder crackling)

(heroic music)

-Uh-oh. -If you can dream it, you can do it!

(thunder crackling)

All right, Ari. Fire.

(jabbers)

-(clanks) -(weapon charging)

(zapping)

-(explosion) -(zapping)

(alarm blaring)

Me money.

Me beautiful money!

(sobbing)

That was oddly satisfying.

It worked! We did it!

(growling)

Watch out for these guys. They're really tough.

Ha! I'll show you tough.

-(grunting) -(clattering)

guard 1: Not the face!

Now, let's go get the bad guy.

(whimpering)

You better get used to that face. It's me!

(zaps)

-(thuds) -Ouch!

Why you little--

(blabbering) Huh?

(heart beating)

(Felldrake snickering)

(glass shattering)

(fireworks crackling)

-(psychedelic music playing) -Huh?

Huh? Why, I oughta-- (panting)

What? (panting)

(warbling)

(screaming)

(baby giggling)

(splashes)

(light music)

-(cracks) -Ha!

(shouting)

Well, Donald.

You're in a real pickle now. Wink.

Do you ever wonder what brought you here?

No.

Do you think maybe that's part of the problem?

I don't know.

Let's take a look at your actions up till now.

(blabbering) That's it!

You're fired!

Why don't you call me when you get your life together?

Happy birthday, Donald Duck!

(noisemakers blowing)

(shouting)

(blabbering, screaming)

Hello, old sport. Ha, ha. Put 'em up!

(screaming)

(explosion)

Mr. Spirit: Well, Donald.

You know what, Mr. Spirit. Maybe I do have an anger problem.

Good, Donald. Owning up is the first step to recovery.

Now, let your anger go,

and wash away like water off a duck's back.

-Mr. Spirit: Are you feeling any better? -Yeah.

Mr. Spirit: Good. Then, now it's time to wake up.

Uh, wake up, Donald.

Wake up.

Daisy: Wake up, Donald.

Wake up, Donald.

Donald Duck, wake up!

What? (screams)

-(thuds) -(gasps)

(growling)

Yes!

What?

Oh!

(splashes)

Ohh!

(laughing)

(grunting)

Hmm. Yes. Well done.

(thunder crackling)

This is it, but we don't know what's down there.

Okay. This is where it gets really dangerous.

So you girls stay here.

April: What? No way!

May: We've come this far. We're not turning back.

(loud growl)

-Let's turn back. -Great idea.

girls: See you back at the ranch!

Hey, what's that?

It's super old is what it is.

Oh, let's put it back together.

Girls: Crafting project!

(foreboding music)

(growling)

Mommy and Daddy said don't let nobody in.

Then I guess you'll be getting grounded, Leopold.

(cracks knuckles)

With no cell phone privileges for a week. (cracks knuckles)

Monkey-bat donkey-rat. (cracks knuckles)

Leopold ground you. (cracks knuckles)

Okay. Enough cracking. Let's get cracking!

Felldrake: Behold the Summoning Chamber!

(stuttering) It's, it's magnificent.

(chuckling) Yes, it is.

Felldrake: Now, place me in the center, right there.

(muttering)

(zaps)

(Felldrake laughing)

-(screeching) -(shouting)

(zaps)

(squeaking, grunting)

(grunting continues)

Congratulations, Donald.

You have conquered your anger, and your treatment is complete.

-(cheering) -Well done.

Oh, Donald!

-Mmm. -(Donald sighs)

You are now free to leave.

(chimes)

We've unlocked the gates and removed your invisible shock collars.

Both: What?

Please complete our satisfaction survey,

and mention by name anyone who has made your stay especially pleasant.

Won't you?

Thank you for being so patient with me.

You were worth the wait, Donald.

I'm so proud of you.

-Oh. -Yetis: Aww.

Your chariot awaits.

Go forth and pursue your destiny.

-Goodbye. -And good riddance.

-Aww. -Yeti 1: Look at those swell ducks.

Yeti 2: So cute.

(both screaming)

(whimpering)

(screaming)

(thuds)

Well, that was fun.

Did you smile at the camera when we went by?

Huh? Where is everybody?

(jabbering)

(thunder cracking)

(ominous music)

I've got to help my friends.

You stay here. The bear will protect you.

Uh-uh.

Donald, whe... where are you going?

To my destiny.

Oh. (gasps)

-Oh! -(smooches)

Oh.

(foreboding music)

(theme music)