Original subtitles

(chiming)

We're back.

And look what I found in the underworld.

all: We're alive!

(grunting)

(groaning)

Nice to see you too, Bear Rug.

-(babbling) -Whoa!

Welcome back to the land of the living.

We were so worried.

It's not like we were dividing up your stuff or anything.

Thanks for your help, Great-Grandpa.

Doop-dee-doop-dee-doo. Ahh.

-What do you think you're doing? -What do you think?

I'm living it up.

Do you think Sheldgoose and Felldrake are living it up right now?

-Perhaps. -If they're normal.

No. In fact, they've seriously upped their game.

We need to up our game too.

It's time for the most difficult hero training you've ever had

by none other than King Arthur.

The King Arthur?

The very same.

The original Caballeros traveled to Camelot

to receive Arthur's priceless hero training.

And as fate would have it, I have a coupon.

With that caliber of fighting prowess at our disposal,

we will be unstoppable.

Great! I'll go pack a toothbrush.

We're not packing anything.

There's one rule of training with King Arthur.

All you bring is courage.

Great!

You know where I could get some?

I feel naked without my stuff.

And it feels great!

That's right, Cabs. We're leaving it all behind,

-even your amulets. -(clanging)

We haven't taken these off since the day we met.

Will they be safe?

Of course. The girls can guard them.

No way. This time, we're coming.

It won't be dangerous.

Yeah. And we can document the whole thing.

And the always responsible Ari can guard the cabana.

Ooh.

Well, at least there's the mystic barrier.

Okay, girls, you're in.

And, girls, all you need is courage. So leave your phones.

-(soft beeping) -(all giggling)

Umm, how are we supposed to document without our phones?

Uh, duh.

Oh, yeah, right. Well then, off we go.

(snaps fingers)

Hmm. No sign of the Caballeros.

Sheldgoose: But I see two breathtaking ladies.

You fool.

Felldrake: That's the bear with the Spark of Life.

-Oh. -(slurping)

In that case, I have a plan.

(humming)

(humming continues)

-This is a stupid plan. -Nonsense.

We can't get through the mystic barrier,

so we will lure the bear out with this irresistible cake costume.

-Then I will nab him. -That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

Oh, this from the great wizard who got trapped in a stick.

How did you let that happen anyway?

Oh, now you ask, you nitwit.

Felldrake: The Caballeros trapped me with three magic amulets.

And now I'm a stick. The end.

Not once we get that spark.

Sheldgoose: Yoo-hoo, delicious cake out here.

(door slams)

(grunts, slurps)

(crashing)

It's the mystic barrier.

Wait a minute.

It's only keeping you out.

Don't even think about-- (screaming)

Rude.

-(slurping) -Ha-ha!

(both screaming)

-(groaning) -(clanging, thuds)

Ow.

I'm in. (snickers)

♪ We're Three Caballeros Three brave caballeros ♪

♪ They say we are birds of a feather ♪

♪ We're happy amigos No matter where he goes ♪

♪ The one, two, and three goes We're always together ♪

♪ Aye! ♪

♪ The Three Caballeros ♪

Welcome to Camelot! (echoing)

Where is everyone?

man: Introducing the CEO of chivalry,

sultan of swordplay, and ruler of the Round Tables...

King Arthur!

(upbeat music playing)

It is time to awaken the hero...

within.

(crowd cheering)

-(whooshes) -(sword whirring)

-(mic screeching) -Which is the name of my book,

"Awaken the Hero Within in 90 Days or Less,"

now available in scrolls and selected town criers.

The ancient techniques you will unlock here today

I discovered long ago in my quest for the grail of immortality.

-Crowd: Whoa. -(chuckles)

Let's hear from some of our satisfied customers,

the Knights of the Round Table.

-(cheering) -I'm Lancelot.

Arthur taught me the biggest walls aren't outside a castle.

-They're inside my mind. -Crowd: Ooh.

I'm Galahad.

Arthur showed me that no armor is more restrictive

than the armor guarding your heart.

-Crowd: Aww. -I'm Kay.

Before Arthur, I thought trolls were stopping me

from crossing bridges.

But now I know,

-I was that trolls. -(crowd gasping)

I am Bors the Younger, formerly Bors the Older.

But Arthur showed me how to legally change my name, you see.

-(crowd laughing) -Thank you, Arthur.

You're welcome.

(crowd cheering)

Wait a minute.

Is that Xandra, my friend, and most gifted student?

How long has it been?

Oh, something hundred years.

It's great to be back. I brought friends.

May I present the Three Caballeros?

Arthur: What? That's not them.

They've become weak in both strength and spirit.

-Why I oughta-- -We are not weak. We are vulnerable.

Of course. That's why you're here.

What do you think is the most dangerous foe you can face?

-A dragon? -An ogre?

Xandra when she's cranky?

No. Self-doubt.

Yes, it-- Wait. What?

The only sword you need to wield is the sword of confidence.

It is?

Hero training starts now.

Sheldgoose: Hmm.

There must be something around here I can use to fish out that Spark.

Hmm. And that's just mean.

A-ha.

Mm-hm. Yes.

Now the Spark is all mine!

(toilet flushes)

(shrieks)

(both screaming)

-(opera singing) -Oh.

-(screaming) -Aah!

Huh? Hmm?

Why does this always happen to me?

Arthur: Limber up, brave heroes, stretch outside your comfort zone.

(grunting)

Well, stretching is a good way to start any intense physical activity.

(shutter clicks)

Is this the worst thing ever?

May: It's worse.

You know, there's always room for more heroes.

I could give you a deal, three for the price of one, uh, two.

(grunting)

Thanks. We're good.

We're just gonna go look around.

Nieces out.

Oh, well, your loss. Good stretching, knights.

Now I need a volunteer, Donald.

Hey. (squealing)

Without faith in others, you will always fall short.

What does that even mean?

-Ow. -Arthur: Trust fall!

-Ooh. -We are now bound in mutual trust.

(sarcastically) Fantastic.

So, Arthur, your new hero methods are...

interesting.

Yes. I expected our hero training to be a little more, uh...

Weapony.

You can't be a hero if you can't be a team.

As I always say, there is no I in Camelot.

-It's so true. -It never gets old.

Who's old?

(thunder cracking)

All: Huh?

-Wow. -Cool!

(whooshes)

Did the king send you?

I told him my rent would be late.

-I told him! -Oh, no, no, no. I'm April.

-May. -June.

Oh. Well, in that case, hello!

I'm Merlin, Camelot's most great and powerful wizard!

-(fireworks exploding) -Girls: Whoa!

Yes. I'm kind of a big deal.

We're in town for King Arthur's hero training.

-It's full of, uh... -Motivation.

Ugh. Tell me about it.

There's no spell to sweep up what he's slinging.

Trust me. I've tried.

I like this guy.

-Oh, wizard selfie. -(shutter clicks)

Merlin: Ooh, this appears to be some sort of image dungeon.

Is this where you put images that disobey the king?

Seems like we're always explaining this to old people.

It's a phone, Merlin. You take pictures with it.

Oh, and you can play games. See?

Oh, oh, oh, I love games!

Arthur won't let me play games because of my "problem."

male voice: Press here for gems and gold.

Oh, I want gems and gold.

-He'll be fine. -(phone beeps)

(yelling)

-(Ari grunting) -(Sheldgoose groaning)

Ha! No.

(groans)

-(babbling) -(crashes)

-(squawking) -Huh!

-(thuds) -(groans)

Ah, what?

Woo-woo.

-(mumbling) -(thuds)

-Ooh! -(giggles)

-(coals sizzling) -(groaning)

The hot coals are a searing metaphor

for the pain that we must share as a team.

Well, I'm not doing that!

Complaining is the mouth expelling weakness, Donald.

-(screaming, groaning) -(coals sizzling)

-Ow! Ow! -Hm?

-(sizzles) -Ah!

Pain is the body expelling weakness, Donald.

What is the point of any of this?

Because, as we all know...

all: There is no "I" in Camelot.

There's no I, but there's a "me."

You know, he's right.

-(gasping) -There is a "me" in Camelot.

I never noticed that before.

(indistinct chatter)

(growling)

Yes. You're doing it, Merlin.

-You're winning! -Uh, are you all right?

Fine, fine. Just go away.

Uh, I think you've had enough.

You don't know me! Let go.

You little girls can go play with my spells or something.

-All of your spells? -Yes. Now leave me alone!

girls: Sweet!

Ooh. This looks cool.

April: Aw, cute little guy.

"Talons and scales awaken at last."

"Eyes and ears with fires that blast."

"Spikes on his tail sharp as no other."

all: "Finish this spell, and you'll beg for your mother."

-(whooshing) -(girls gasp)

girls: Cool!

-(clattering) -(bottles shattering)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Five gold coins for two gems. Worth it!

-All: Oh! -(whooshes)

(all gasp)

(thuds)

(roaring)

(snarls)

-Oh. -This is bad.

Jackpot! Merlin needs a new pair of magic slippers.

(grandiose music)

Okay, heroes in training, let's move on to the next exercise.

-No! -Huh?

Your Majesty, I think what Donald is trying to say

in the most inelegant fashion possible is--

-Your training stinks. -Yeah.

Your Highness, I think what Panchito is trying to say is--

Arthur, this new training feels, you know, not good.

Yeah.

Your Grace, I think what Xandra is trying to say is--

No, no, no. I know what she's saying.

It may not be to your tastes, but my knights love it.

Right, team?

-Knights: Wrong! -Oh, wha--

How come you never walk on the hot coals?

Or trust fall?

Or yell out all of your insecurities for everyone to hear?

There may not be an "I" in Camelot, but there is one in "king."

-(gasping) -I never noticed that before.

This is treason!

After everything I've done for you, this is how you treat me?

As stated in my book,

the pillars of teamwork are the foundation of--

Ah, shut up!

-All: Yeah! -(roaring)

I do not see how this situation could get any worse.

(all gasp)

all: Duck!

(thuds)

(roars)

Finally, some real action!

Okay, Arthur, that's a dragon.

Now lead us to victory!

Yes. Knights, stand with me. Together, we shall defeat--

-You're on your own, buddy. -Every knight for themselves!

-Goodbye! -(door slams)

Undermining the Knights of the Round Table.

-Ha. Nice work. -(sighs)

Don't worry, Arthur. We can take on a dragon.

No, no, no! You don't understand.

That's a magic dragon.

It will sniff out my most prized possession,

the grail of immortality.

Arthur: If it consumes the grail, it shall rain fire upon the world forever.

-Oh. -Bummer.

(roaring)

Panchito: Can we call him Tyrone?

Merlin, stop playing that game!

And start wizarding.

You have to defeat the dragon.

Huh? What? Nonsense. I defeated the dragon in the last level.

Felldrake: I have a plan.

I'll dress as a pastry and fix everything.

Idiot. What's going on in there?

(sniffing)

Felldrake: Don't even think about it.

-(zaps) -(whimpering)

I'll see that dog in Hades.

(growling)

Donald: This way!

José: I wish to remain unsinged!

Arthur: Quick! Behind this dry paper.

-(all whimpering) -(whooshes, crackles)

(all groaning)

-Ah. -Oh.

My brand!

(roaring)

Okay, that's it! Time to awaken the hero within!

Dragon!

(roaring)

I challenge you.

Now that's the old Arthur.

To open up a meaningful dialogue.

-Ugh, never mind. -(Caballeros groan)

Now then, when I was a child,

I was a lonely pauper in the truest sense of the word

in the deepest shame about my royal mommy and poppy.

Arthur, watch out!

-(flame roars) -(grunts)

Huh?

(screaming)

No!

(grunting)

(sniffs) Grail.

All you need is courage, huh?

All right, Arthur, enough words.

We need swords!

(grunts)

-(clanking) -(both grunting)

-(laugh) -Huh?

(giggles) Rawr!

Hmm? Ah-chi-cha.

Uh-oh.

Okay, Plan B.

Where's that dragon scroll?

It's right here...

oh, under all these identical scrolls.

This is where I keep my greatest weapons.

-(clicks) -(music playing)

Oh, come on.

I cannot lie. This is a big disappointment.

Arthur, now is not the time.

-Ugh, fine. -(clicks)

-(heroic music) -Xandra: There we go.

-Ah! -Oh.

Wow!

Oh.

Are these street legal?

They are if you're the king.

Okay, boys.

Grab them and go.

-Hey, wait a minute. -You brought your bow?

I thought all we needed to bring was our courage.

Well, it all worked out.

-(whimpering) -(crashing)

(foreboding music)

(Knights whimpering)

-(sniffing) -Xandra: Hey, grail breath!

(growling)

Ha!

Ah!

-Ha! -Yah!

I gotta admit, that's pretty cool.

-(shouting) -(grunting)

-(thwacks) -(screeching)

(Donald screaming)

Take this!

-(thuds) -Ow!

Whoa! Ugh!

-Take this! Whoa! -(thuds)

-(groaning) -(thuds)

(tense music)

-Heads up! -(growls)

Oh!

-(thuds) -(groans)

This isn't working.

We could use some real help.

Mmm.

April: What about this one?

No, no, not that one.

-How about that one? -Uh, this turns you into a fish.

-How about this one? -This turns you into a squirrel.

-What about this one? -This makes you 12 percent fatter.

Why?

(roaring)

Oh, great, this again.

I've learned something today. You can't spell Arthur without "U".

-He's right! -I never noticed that before.

Aww, they do love each other.

(sword rasping)

Arthur: Bring it on, dragon!

-Ha-ha. -(roaring)

-(Xandra grunting) -Arthur: Ha-ha!

-(grunting) -(growling)

(grunts)

Ha!

(thwacks)

-(flame roars) -(grunting)

(grunts)

(roaring)

-(beeping) -(Merlin giggling)

Oh, oh, oh.

(grunting)

(growling)

Oh, no.

This looks like the end.

-(laughing) -(clanging)

Not so fast, foul beast!

Your Majesty, there might be a "me" in Camelot...

But there is also a "lot".

Meaning a group of us, you know, a lot.

-They get it. -(croaks)

I'm truly honored to be fighting alongside each of you,

even you, Donald.

You too, Your Majesty.

(growling)

Oh, found it!

April: Hmm? There are no words, literally.

Ugh. My laptop did that once.

-How did you fix it? -I threw it in the fire.

(gasps) Great idea.

-Uh, I don't think, um... -(grunts)

(chimes, whooshes)

(roaring)

Brace yourselves!

(squeaks)

both: Huh?

(roaring)

-(both gasp) -Uh.

(roaring, shrieking)

(all gasp)

(cheering, laughing)

It seems Tyrone was no match for our incredible prowess.

Yeah, and our teamwork.

Teamwork, not team words.

We did it.

Guys, are you okay?

Better than okay.

-We fought a dragon. -A magic dragon.

His name was Tyrone.

Oh, good. Glad that worked out.

You're welcome.

So, what have you girls been up to?

Hope you haven't been too bored.

all: Uh...

(Merlin laughing)

I did it! (laughing)

I won!

-Now for my reward. -(beeping)

Oh-- What?

I was promised one million gold coins.

Ooh! Blast this lying contraption. Ohh!

(clinks, poofs)

Well, did you drop it in water?

-(whooshes) -(screaming)

What happened to my lab?

Oh, boy, there goes my deposit.

(grandiose music)

Thank you for showing me how to be a king of action again.

You're okay, Arthur.

And I made a new best friend.

I dub thee Arty.

Plus, we got a little hero training after all.

Say, how about for old times' sake,

I give you the classic hero training course

worthy of the Three Caballeros?

Yeah. And we'll all pitch in.

As long as you don't mind the lot of us.

(laughing)

That's gotta stop.

Heroes, take your stance.

(clangs)

Arthur: One, two, three, lunge!

Again. Donald, don't slouch!

Oh, for the love of-- Thrust!

-(barking) -Oh, gross. Get away!

-(groaning) -(thuds)

(giggling)

Felldrake: Well, look who decided to show up.

Did you get the Spark of Life?

-No. -You moron!

-I knew I couldn't trust you! -I got something better.

I knew I could trust you! How did you get those?

Well, while I was being manhandled by that bear...

Never mind. I don't wanna know.

(sniffs) What's that smell?

You don't wanna know.

(gasps, groans)

(theme music)