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Xandra:
From the beginning of time,
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a war has raged between light and dark.
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This eternal conflict
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has flared across mystic battlefields
all over the universe
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and is recorded in a magical golden atlas.
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The pages of the atlas
hold histories of monsters and heroes
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who clashed in fierce combat
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in a seemingly unending struggle.
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But just when things were
at their darkest,
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a new light appeared,
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and it all started
with The Three Caballeros.
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Come on, boys. Attack!
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(laughing)
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(Donald yells)
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(grunting)
On guard! Take that, you beast!
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(growls)
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Panchito: Yahoo!
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(clucking)
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(growls)
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(grunts)
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Whoa!
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(both grunt)
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(growls)
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(all yelling)
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(groaning)
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-Huh?
-(Panchito and José gasp)
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-(growls)
-(thunder cracks)
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Xandra:
Wait!
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Okay. This probably makes no sense.
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Let's start the story at the beginning.
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(birds chirping)
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-(bicycle bell rings)
-Happy birthday, Mr. Duck!
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Thanks, Mr. Paperboy!
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(humming "Happy Birthday")
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(humming continues)
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Happy birthday, handsome!
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Right back at ya.
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Wink.
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(grunts)
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Donald: And a cherry on top.
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(slurps)
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-(telephone rings)
-Wha...
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-Hello?
-Happy birthday, handsome.
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-Daisy!
-(heart thumps)
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I'm here at the downtown bus station,
ready for you to come get me,
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so we can spend your birthday together.
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You got it, toots!
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And hurry!
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This place is a little sketchy.
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(siren wails)
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I'll be right there.
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After a little breakfast!
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-(telephone rings)
-Huh?
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I'm coming, Daisy!
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Mr. Macklemore:
Donald! Where are you?
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(stammers)
Mr. Macklemore.
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You're late for work, again!
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But it's my birthday!
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I thought I had the day off.
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Day off?
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I got a line of shaggy toddlers
around the block and no barber!
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Get down here this instant
or you're fired!
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(telephone rings)
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And one more thing!
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Happy birthday.
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(inhales, blows)
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(door opens, closes)
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(tea kettle whistling)
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(babbling)
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Aw, phooey.
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(grunts)
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Hello, ma'am.
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-(horn honks)
-Hey!
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Coming through!
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(panting)
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What?
(gasps)
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Yeah. Next!
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Yeah. Next!
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Next!
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(sighs)
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-(grunts)
-Huh?
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(grunting)
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Why, you little...
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If you behave, you'll get a lolly.
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I hate lollipops!
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(growling)
That's it!
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-(Donald babbling)
-(thuds)
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(blows raspberry)
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Ha!
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(gasps)
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(whimpers)
Mama!
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Oh, calling for your mama.
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I'm so scared.
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(stomping)
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(growling)
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Uh-oh.
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Today is school picture day,
you horrible man!
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Don't worry. I'll fix it.
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Ta-da!
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Ooh!
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(sighs)
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(sniffles)
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(sneezes)
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(growling)
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(roaring)
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(growls)
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(blows raspberry)
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-(clattering)
-(Donald shouting)
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(grunts)
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You've snipped your last whippersnapper!
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You're fired!
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And happy birthday.
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Wha...
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(humming "Happy Birthday" sadly)
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(siren wailing)
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(tires screeching)
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(ominous music)
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My house!
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firemen: Hop. Hop. Hop.
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firemen: Hop. Hop. Hop.
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My fine china!
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Hop. Hop. Hop.
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My parents!
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announcer 1 on tv:
The Roman tuber--
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announcer 2 on tv:
Super excited monkey monster truck...
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firemen: Hop. Hop. Hop.
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Not my TV, too!
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What happened?
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fireman 1: Uh, look, Chief.
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Someone must have left the tea kettle
on the stove.
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(firemen laughing)
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fireman 2: What an idiot!
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(grumbles)
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(steam whistling)
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This is all your fault!
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Happy birthday!
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Wink.
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(shouting)
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-(Donald blabbering)
-(clattering)
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-(telephone ringing)
-Hmm?
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Hello? Well, yeah. I'll... I'll check.
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Is there a Donald Duck here?
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(panting)
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I'm Donald Duck.
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It's for you.
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Hello?
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(Daisy shouting indistinctly)
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Daisy! Uh, I'm on my way.
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Don't even bother, Donald.
You are too late!
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But Daisy, what happened was...
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You've always got excuses,
and I have had it!
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But, Daisy--
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No more "But Daisies."
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Clearly, you don't care
about anyone but yourself.
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Why don't you call me
when you get your life together?
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Happy birthday, Donald Duck!
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(wind howls)
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(fireman 3 whistles)
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I've been a fireman for 35 years
and I ain't never seen a burn like that.
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Well, time to get back home
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to our intact houses
and significant others.
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Aw.
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(somber music)
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Aw, Daisy.
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(tires screeching)
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Aw.
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Happy birthday, Donald Duck.
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postman: Wait!
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Special delivery for Donald Duck.
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Hey, that's me.
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Oh good.
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Yeah.
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(whistling)
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Debbie:
Dear Mr. Duck,
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on this, the blessed event
of your birthday,
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your great-grandfather, Clinton Coot,
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has left you a sizable inheritance.
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(blubbers)
What? Inheritance?
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Oh, boy! Has this day turned around!
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(whistles)
Taxi!
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(tires screeching)
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Where to, mack?
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Take me to 122 Sheldgoose Square.
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-And step on it!
-Buckle up.
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(tires screeching)
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(yelling)
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You're still fired!
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-Donald:
Watch out!
-(horn honks)
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Slow down!
(blubbers)
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-
Look where you're going!
-(woman screams)
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(horns honking)
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(upbeat music)
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(tires screeching)
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Donald: Wow.
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Ooh!
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Amazing!
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(tires screech)
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Hey, I'm rich!
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Well, then, how's about a tip?
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Okay. Call your mother sometime.
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Hey!
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That's a great tip. Thanks.
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-(telephone beeping)
-Hello, Ma.
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driver: I just called to say I love you.
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(thunder crashes)
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Oh, boy, oh, boy.
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This place has everything.
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(echoing)
Everything, everything.
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(stomach grumbling)
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(grumbling echoes)
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I hope there's food.
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-(clattering)
-(Donald humming)
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(chuckles)
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Whoa!
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Phew.
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I'm gonna eat my sandwich.
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Donald: Ooh. Yum, yum, yum.
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-This is good stuff.
-Hmm?
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-Hmm.
-(Donald chomping)
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(growls)
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(gulps, sighs)
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Excuse me?
(coughs)
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-You're excused.
-(growls)
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-(plate shatters)
-Who do you think you are?
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Your boss, see.
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Hmm...
(muttering).
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(gasps)
Why, you boiled brain buffoon.
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This is 122 Sheldgoose Square.
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I know. I live here.
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You live next door
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at 122 and 1/8th.
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Uh-oh.
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(gulps)
Uh, hello!
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I'm Donald Duck.
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(grunting)
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Listen, you common, commoner!
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Ooh!
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I am Baron von Sheldgoose,
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president of the New Quackmore Institute.
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(gasps)
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And you, sir,
are trespassing on my property.
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(jingling)
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(guards growling)
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Now, now, let's be civilized.
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Uh-oh.
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(Donald babbling)
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(yells)
What's the big idea?
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00:11:36,542 --> 00:11:38,667
Don't forget to write.
(chuckles)
251
00:11:39,542 --> 00:11:41,500
(grunting)
252
00:11:45,709 --> 00:11:47,709
Doggone security.
253
00:11:48,166 --> 00:11:49,250
Huh?
254
00:11:50,500 --> 00:11:52,542
Well, this isn't so bad.
255
00:11:52,625 --> 00:11:54,709
(engine starts)
256
00:11:54,792 --> 00:11:55,959
Huh?
257
00:11:57,417 --> 00:11:58,500
What?
258
00:12:00,417 --> 00:12:04,417
Well, it ain't much, but it's all mine.
259
00:12:04,500 --> 00:12:06,500
Debbie: Mr. Duck, I presume.
260
00:12:08,166 --> 00:12:09,375
Yeah?
261
00:12:09,458 --> 00:12:12,291
I am the executor
of your great-grandfather's estate.
262
00:12:12,625 --> 00:12:14,291
Will the others be joining us?
263
00:12:14,417 --> 00:12:15,500
Others?
264
00:12:15,583 --> 00:12:16,917
-(horn honking)
-(bus approaching)
265
00:12:18,667 --> 00:12:21,125
(grunting)
266
00:12:22,667 --> 00:12:24,500
Thank you, my friend.
(grunts)
267
00:12:25,166 --> 00:12:26,250
And do not worry.
268
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:28,917
I promise to pay you back
at my earliest convenience.
269
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,000
women: Bye, José.
270
00:12:31,083 --> 00:12:32,333
Ciao , bellas.
271
00:12:32,375 --> 00:12:33,875
woman 1: I love you!
272
00:12:34,875 --> 00:12:37,291
José Carioca at your service.
273
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:40,959
(smooches)
274
00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:42,542
Ooh! How exotic.
275
00:12:42,625 --> 00:12:45,667
All right. Break it up.
What are you doing here?
276
00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,291
I've come to claim my inheritance,
277
00:12:47,417 --> 00:12:48,458
which is most fortuitous,
278
00:12:48,542 --> 00:12:52,375
as my personal finances
expired roughly 20 miles ago.
279
00:12:52,458 --> 00:12:53,291
Huh?
280
00:12:53,375 --> 00:12:55,959
I am broke,
but do not worry for me, my friend.
281
00:12:56,041 --> 00:12:59,250
For what is money when fortune
has smiled upon the two of us.
282
00:12:59,333 --> 00:13:00,792
The two of us?
283
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:03,458
Actually, there's three of you.
284
00:13:03,542 --> 00:13:04,792
Three?
285
00:13:06,083 --> 00:13:09,250
Panchito: Yahoo...
286
00:13:10,291 --> 00:13:12,166
Ooh...
287
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:14,625
Ooh...
288
00:13:15,375 --> 00:13:16,834
Ooh...
289
00:13:16,917 --> 00:13:18,208
(thuds)
290
00:13:21,875 --> 00:13:23,667
Wow. That tour guide was right!
291
00:13:23,750 --> 00:13:25,000
It is more of a rush to wait
292
00:13:25,083 --> 00:13:27,083
until after you land
to open the parachute.
293
00:13:27,250 --> 00:13:28,250
Hola, amigos!
294
00:13:28,291 --> 00:13:31,542
Yo soy Panchito Romero Miguel Francisco
Quintero González III.
295
00:13:31,917 --> 00:13:33,625
But my friends call me Panchito.
296
00:13:33,875 --> 00:13:35,500
You guys got an inheritance too?
297
00:13:35,583 --> 00:13:38,792
-Who are these guys?
-I already told you.
298
00:13:38,875 --> 00:13:42,041
Yo soy Panchito Romero Miguel Francisco
Quintero González III.
299
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:44,041
But your friends call you Panchito.
300
00:13:44,125 --> 00:13:45,834
Hey, he gets it!
301
00:13:46,125 --> 00:13:48,333
-(growls)
-
Que rico!
302
00:13:48,417 --> 00:13:51,333
I just got two new best friends,
a miserable rundown shack,
303
00:13:51,417 --> 00:13:53,291
and a sleazy lawyer!
304
00:13:53,417 --> 00:13:55,333
Who wouldn't love all of this?
305
00:13:55,375 --> 00:13:56,375
Me!
306
00:13:56,458 --> 00:13:58,375
(Debbie clears throat)
If we're all quite through,
307
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,166
allow me to do my job and read the will.
308
00:14:00,458 --> 00:14:03,291
"I, Clinton Coot,
bequeath my museum collection
309
00:14:03,375 --> 00:14:07,291
and explorer's cabana
to my great-grandson, Donald Duck,
310
00:14:07,375 --> 00:14:11,417
and the other direct descendants
of the Three Caballeros."
311
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,375
all: The three caba-what-os?
312
00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:16,625
Ca-ba-lle-ros.
313
00:14:16,709 --> 00:14:18,083
Just a minute.
314
00:14:18,250 --> 00:14:20,625
I got to share with these weirdos?
315
00:14:20,709 --> 00:14:22,875
I beg your pardon. I am no weirdo.
316
00:14:22,959 --> 00:14:24,250
I am eccentric.
317
00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,834
And I am Panchito.
318
00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:27,333
Hmm.
319
00:14:27,458 --> 00:14:32,375
Gentlemen, welcome
to the New Quackmore Institute.
320
00:14:34,583 --> 00:14:36,083
Ta-da!
321
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:40,959
(screams)
322
00:14:41,083 --> 00:14:43,041
(babbling)
323
00:14:46,291 --> 00:14:47,375
What is that?
324
00:14:47,458 --> 00:14:48,792
That's Ari.
325
00:14:48,875 --> 00:14:50,041
Ari!
326
00:14:50,125 --> 00:14:51,792
The caretaker of your cabana.
327
00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:53,709
(babbling)
328
00:15:02,333 --> 00:15:05,083
(thudding)
329
00:15:05,166 --> 00:15:06,250
Whoo-hoo!
330
00:15:06,792 --> 00:15:08,375
(jabbers)
331
00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:12,333
(screams)
332
00:15:12,417 --> 00:15:14,083
And he can't be fired.
333
00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:15,917
So we must pay this good fellow?
334
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,417
Forever?
335
00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:19,375
No. Just as long as you live.
336
00:15:20,291 --> 00:15:21,208
(babbles)
337
00:15:21,291 --> 00:15:22,709
And now, gentlemen,
338
00:15:22,792 --> 00:15:26,208
having spent the remaining vestiges
of my retainer,
339
00:15:26,291 --> 00:15:28,125
I'm outta here!
340
00:15:28,834 --> 00:15:32,083
Debbie: So long, suckers!
(cackles)
341
00:15:32,291 --> 00:15:33,667
(screams)
342
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,083
Hey, quit shoving.
343
00:15:40,375 --> 00:15:42,375
(ominous music)
344
00:15:43,250 --> 00:15:44,667
What a dump.
345
00:15:44,875 --> 00:15:45,875
(yells)
346
00:15:46,291 --> 00:15:47,834
But it is our dump.
347
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:49,166
(yelps)
348
00:15:49,250 --> 00:15:50,709
And it's full of cool stuff.
349
00:15:50,792 --> 00:15:54,166
Hey, ho. Hoo, ho. Hey, ho. Hoo, hey.
350
00:15:54,375 --> 00:15:55,959
(grunting)
351
00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:57,125
Oh.
352
00:15:57,959 --> 00:16:02,583
My friends, I feel we have stumbled
into something very special here.
353
00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:07,375
Ooh.
354
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:10,041
Are you're thinking what I'm thinking?
355
00:16:10,291 --> 00:16:11,500
I think so.
356
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,834
all: Yard sale!
357
00:16:17,250 --> 00:16:18,792
(jabbering)
358
00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:22,041
Hand out flyers to everyone you see.
359
00:16:22,750 --> 00:16:24,583
all: Yard sale!
360
00:16:24,792 --> 00:16:27,041
Priceless objects at discount prices.
361
00:16:27,125 --> 00:16:29,250
Low, low prices.
362
00:16:29,333 --> 00:16:31,250
Hey, hey. Cheap, cheap, cheap!
363
00:16:33,542 --> 00:16:35,083
(car door opens, closes)
364
00:16:37,458 --> 00:16:38,917
all: We're here, Donald.
365
00:16:39,083 --> 00:16:40,000
So...
366
00:16:40,083 --> 00:16:42,083
Well, it's about time!
367
00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:44,583
But, Donald, you just called us.
368
00:16:44,667 --> 00:16:46,917
And we had to come all the way
from Aunt Daisy's.
369
00:16:47,000 --> 00:16:49,375
Excuses, excuses!
370
00:16:49,458 --> 00:16:52,500
We need to move this trash
and make some cash.
371
00:16:52,583 --> 00:16:55,583
April, dust this off and give it to May.
372
00:16:55,667 --> 00:16:56,917
I'm May.
373
00:16:57,000 --> 00:16:59,834
May, tag it and give it to June.
374
00:16:59,917 --> 00:17:01,083
I'm June!
375
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:04,667
June, sell it, and give the cash to me.
376
00:17:04,917 --> 00:17:06,000
I'm April.
377
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:10,500
Um, by the way, how is your Aunt Daisy?
378
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:13,750
all: She says you're a dirty, rotten,
no-good liar.
379
00:17:14,125 --> 00:17:16,208
(sighs)
Fair enough.
380
00:17:16,417 --> 00:17:18,667
Buy some stuff at the yard sale.
381
00:17:18,750 --> 00:17:21,041
-José: Right here, right now.
-Panchito: Sale! Sale! Sale!
382
00:17:24,375 --> 00:17:29,125
Well, good afternoon,
my little silver spoons.
383
00:17:30,959 --> 00:17:33,041
(humming)
384
00:17:33,458 --> 00:17:34,500
(exhales)
385
00:17:36,875 --> 00:17:38,417
What is going on?
386
00:17:38,667 --> 00:17:40,041
(yells)
387
00:17:40,375 --> 00:17:41,458
(growls)
388
00:17:41,959 --> 00:17:43,417
Yard sale?
389
00:17:43,500 --> 00:17:45,917
(grumbling)
390
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:49,291
(Sheldgoose muttering)
Sheldgoose: I'll give them a piece...
391
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,959
When I get my hands on them...
392
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:52,917
(muttering)
393
00:17:53,000 --> 00:17:55,667
(stammers)
394
00:17:55,750 --> 00:17:57,291
I thought I... No, okay.
395
00:17:57,375 --> 00:17:58,917
(muttering)
396
00:18:04,667 --> 00:18:05,834
I'll give them a p--
397
00:18:05,917 --> 00:18:07,208
all: Yard sale!
398
00:18:07,375 --> 00:18:09,458
-Huh?
-(panting)
399
00:18:09,875 --> 00:18:12,166
A yard sale?
400
00:18:12,375 --> 00:18:13,667
Amazing idea, yes.
401
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,041
People here have
tremendous amounts of cash.
402
00:18:16,125 --> 00:18:18,375
And we have tremendous amounts of yard.
403
00:18:18,458 --> 00:18:21,709
You are in violation
of New Quackmore etiquette.
404
00:18:22,375 --> 00:18:24,166
If you do not stop this instant...
405
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,333
(gasps)
406
00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,458
...you will be ejected from the Institute!
407
00:18:27,709 --> 00:18:30,458
Aw, come on. Is this about the sandwich?
408
00:18:30,542 --> 00:18:32,667
What? Sandwich? No.
409
00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:38,500
It is about decades of tradition
that you are stamping upon with your...
410
00:18:40,375 --> 00:18:42,667
With your...
(stammering)
411
00:18:42,750 --> 00:18:44,583
With your...
412
00:18:44,667 --> 00:18:46,875
-With our what?
-Our feet?
413
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,041
Feet are traditionally used for stamping.
414
00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:52,291
(chuckling)
I'm sorry. Donald, is it?
415
00:18:52,417 --> 00:18:55,208
I think we got off
on the wrong webbed foot.
416
00:18:55,291 --> 00:18:58,542
How about I take all this old junk
off your hands right now?
417
00:18:58,625 --> 00:19:02,041
Why, I'll even buy
your old rundown cabana, too!
418
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:03,834
I did not see that coming.
419
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:05,083
Plot twist.
420
00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:08,333
Does one million sound fair?
421
00:19:08,417 --> 00:19:10,959
-(all babbling)
-(bell dings)
422
00:19:11,041 --> 00:19:15,250
By the way, you didn't happen
to run across a leather-bound,
423
00:19:15,333 --> 00:19:18,542
jewel-encrusted book with gold inlay,
424
00:19:18,625 --> 00:19:21,959
as though it were crafted by magic,
forged from stardust,
425
00:19:22,041 --> 00:19:24,542
and published by the gods themselves?
426
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:26,250
(snickers)
427
00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:31,542
Or something like that?
428
00:19:31,667 --> 00:19:33,291
I am sure it is in there somewhere.
429
00:19:33,375 --> 00:19:34,667
We'll find it!
430
00:19:34,750 --> 00:19:36,542
Stay right there and don't move.
431
00:19:38,083 --> 00:19:40,875
Aha! Sorry. I thought you moved.
432
00:19:42,959 --> 00:19:47,083
all: We got a million dollars!
We got a million dollars!
433
00:19:47,250 --> 00:19:48,750
We got a... What?
434
00:19:52,250 --> 00:19:55,500
Wait. We may not have anything
if we do not find that book.
435
00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:57,625
He's right. Split up.
436
00:19:59,625 --> 00:20:01,166
Nah. Ha!
437
00:20:01,709 --> 00:20:04,667
(Panchito whistling)
438
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:05,792
What?
439
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:08,250
Hmm.
440
00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:09,625
Ah.
441
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:11,917
(gasps)
442
00:20:12,792 --> 00:20:14,041
Ooh.
443
00:20:14,417 --> 00:20:15,458
(squeaks)
444
00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:17,083
Hey, guys!
445
00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:20,291
-You'll never guess what I found!
-The book?
446
00:20:20,417 --> 00:20:21,625
No.
447
00:20:21,709 --> 00:20:23,959
A book that could be the book.
448
00:20:24,125 --> 00:20:25,583
Hilarious.
449
00:20:27,458 --> 00:20:28,792
(grunts)
450
00:20:32,083 --> 00:20:35,000
Huh? What's so great about this book?
451
00:20:35,417 --> 00:20:37,375
(muttering)
452
00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,125
Please, please. Allow me.
453
00:20:40,291 --> 00:20:41,458
Oh, Ari!
454
00:20:42,250 --> 00:20:43,166
Whoo-hoo!
455
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:46,667
My friend, your door maintenance skills
are the stuff of legend.
456
00:20:46,750 --> 00:20:49,375
Could you apply the same expertise
to a book lock?
457
00:20:49,792 --> 00:20:51,917
(babbling)
458
00:20:58,208 --> 00:20:59,166
Nice job!
459
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:00,166
(babbles)
460
00:21:01,041 --> 00:21:02,291
(all gasp)
461
00:21:05,291 --> 00:21:06,500
all: Huh?
462
00:21:06,834 --> 00:21:07,959
(all grunt)
463
00:21:08,291 --> 00:21:09,667
(whimpers)
464
00:21:14,250 --> 00:21:15,917
(all scream)
465
00:21:17,291 --> 00:21:18,417
Ooh.
466
00:21:18,792 --> 00:21:20,000
(shouts)
467
00:21:23,041 --> 00:21:24,291
(all gasp)
468
00:21:25,208 --> 00:21:27,625
Say your prayers, mortals!
469
00:21:28,333 --> 00:21:29,625
all: Gulp!
470
00:21:31,375 --> 00:21:33,458
(closing theme music)
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