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Paris is always Paris

Excuse me, has the train from the
mountains arrived? - Yes. - Thank you.

- The train from Italy...
- Sir, the entrance is over there.

Do you know if a group of
Italian tourists has arrived?

Please don't block the exit, sir!

It's for the football game between
Italy and France, you see...

Don't block the exit, sir!

Here are the tickets for the
Italian group, here's the list.

- We're in the tourist group.
- Tourists.

- Are you from the tourist group?
- Yes.

- The buses are outside in the square.
- Thank you!

- Should we wait for you? - No.
- Are you not coming with us?

- Don Andrea!
- Don raffaele!

- How are you?
- Ma'am, wonderful to see you!

How's it going?

I was looking out the window,
hoping to spot you!

I was late, I decided to wait
here so that I didn't miss you.

She didn't believe you would
be waiting for us, you see...

- We sent you a letter, but...
- Yes, I got it.

Of course, here you are!

- We brought our daughter with us.
- Ah, the little one?

Yes, the little one!
She's here with her fiancé!

- She's engaged! - Fiancé?
- She's quite grown up now!

I found a newspaper...

- This is my daughter's fiancé.
- Marcello, our future son-in-law.

- Nice to meet you.
- This is raffaele d'amore.

And where's Mimi?

- She's still on the train.
- On the train, why?

- You two are fighting in Paris, too?
- No, I was just kidding and she...

- Wait here...
- Don't move!

We'll find Mimi but lose marcello...

- Come on, I'll introduce you!
- Okay!

The bus is outside but don't get on,
otherwise we'll lose you again.

You make a great first
impression, don't you?

You get to Paris and already
you're fighting! - Okay, okay...

What's wrong? Let's go!

I'm not getting off this train
until marcello apologises!

What's all this nonsense?
Come on, don't be a child!

The gentleman is here to meet us.
Don't you remember? - No.

The man who used to eat in our
restaurant? - I don't remember.

- Don't show me up, please.
- Don Andrea, where are you? - In here.

One of her legs has fallen asleep.

But, this is Mimi?

- How pretty! You've really grown!
- Do you remember him now?

You should see her standing up.
Show him how tall you are!

She's taller than me!

Shall we go?
Your mother is waiting for us.

In Paris we're paying for every minute.
Don't make me angry, now.

We have to see so many lovely things.
Shops, theatres...

I'll show you all the elegance of Paris.
Come on!

If it wasn't for you, I'd have gone
back to Italy on the same train.

- The gentleman's suitcase isn't here.
- Have you looked properly?

I tell you, it's not here!

- What did you do with this blessed suitcase?
- I gave it to a Porter.

We did tell you that we would be
taking care of everything. - Yes, but...

- Do you have this Porter's number?
- No! How should I know?

- Excuse me, when are we leaving?
- In a minute, hold on. - Thanks.

- Hurry up, please!
- Ah, here the are.

- They're being children.
- What happened?

The girl wouldn't get off.

- I'll see you at midday.
- You're not coming with us?

No, I have to see off some friends
who are leaving for New York.

- Okay, and the hotel?
- "Lutétia".

Goodbye, sir!

- Thanks again!
- See you at midday!

Would you come with me, please?

Let's try and find this suitcase.

Excuse me, was that the bus
for the Italian tourist group?

- Why, are you with them?
- Yes, but just by chance...

- Where have you been all this time?
- What do you mean?

I stopped for a cream coffee
and a toilet break, of course.

Hold on. Philippe!

Look, this gentleman has
lost his suitcase.

- Could you have a look for it?
- Yes, leave it to me.

Very good. Afterwards, go to the
cit office inside the station...

The will see you to the hotel.
Okay, good. Come with me.

- How will I get to the hotel?
- Come on, I'll take you. - Thanks.

Philippe, straight to the hotel!

It can't have been lost.

You stay here, I'll go check the baggage...

To see if I can find your suitcase.
The baggage?

- Wait here, don't move.
- Okay, thank you.

Mademoiselle, a map of Paris, please.

- A map of Paris?
- Yes.

We have this one, for 160 francs.
This one, which costs 120 francs.

And then this one for 50 francs.
Do you understand? - No.

- You speak english?
- No, me Italian.

- Ah, Italian! I speak Italian.
- Oh, good.

This one is much better.
It has all the explanations...

All the roads, subways,
and even all the monuments.

- Yes, that should be fine...
- Mademoiselle, s'il vous plait?

Oui? Here, 95 francs.

- "Detective magazine”.
- 60 francs. - Merci.

- 95... and 5, 100, 200, 300, 400, 500.
- Merci.

- Hold on! And 5 makes 1,000.
- Merci. Bonjour! - Au revoir!

Hey, sir! Your map!

Ah, of course! Silly me!

- "France-soir dimanche”, s'il vous plait.
- Voila, monsieur. - Merci. - Merci.

- Is there anything else you need?
- Paris is big, isn't it? - Right.

- Good morning, gentlemen!
- Has the Italian tourist bus left?

- Yes, 10 minutes ago.
- So soon? - Yes, sir.

Come with me, I'll drive you.

It's fine, thank you.
I'd prefer to conquer Paris on my own.

This way, sir.

- The gentleman is one of the Italian tourists!
- Alright, there's no need to tell everyone!

- Hey, how much? - Are you paying?
- Have you robbed a bank or something?

- That'll be 50 francs, sir.
- 50... - Thanks!

Et voila! Let's go.

Hey, watch it!

- I have the winner for the grand prix.
- Oh, yeah? Which? - Baquera.

Baquera? The sure-fire bet is estella,
the daughter of espafiol.

- Espanol? A nag, him and his daughter!
- Hey, will you cut it out?

Alright, let's go.

Hey, piero!
Get a move on, it's late!

We're currently crossing
the place de la concorde...

280 metres wide and 250 metres long.

Big enough to fit 6 ocean liners.

In the centre, where during the
French revolution a guillotine was used...

Today stands the thin profile of
the obelisk that the pharaoh ramses...

Had erected in front
of the Luxor temple.

Who? - Radames, the one from "aida".
Don't you remember?

"Radames, discolpati..."

- 32.
- 33.

In 1831.
We'll pause here for a moment...

For people to take photos...
They smiled at us!

But please, make it quick.
Get down!

What do you mean, get down?
You want them to think we're kids?

Those two are real women!

Damn! It's your fault that
I miss all my chances!

- 34, 37.
- 34 and 35. She's just one, isn't she?

- She counts for three.
- Damn, she's so hot!

- What are you two counting?
- The obelisks.

I hate this guy. Just because
he has a cute girlfriend!

Yes, but she's Italian.
They get boring after a while, don't they?

On your right is the magnificent
tuileries garden!

You will get a closer look later,
when we visit the louvre...

That building you can see
down there at the end.

The whole complex has a surface
area of 180,000 metres squared...

Three times the size of
the palace of the Vatican.

And from the gare du Lyon it will take
down to the place de la concorde.

Change direction and take the
issy-les-moulineaux line.

Then get off at sévres babylone.
Your hotel is near there, okay?

Are you talking to one of my countrymen?

- Is this your suitcase?
- Oh, yes!

- I knew it wasn't lost.
- Well done!

- So, Christine...
- Oui?

- Are you going dancing?
- With who? And I'm so tired.

Anyway, don't be late,
I have to meet Carlo.

I'll be back soon. Au revoir!

- For you!
- Thank you, sir.

- Anything else, sir?
- Ah... rien.

- Is this yours?
- Yes, that's mine.

Are you still here?
You didn't understand much, did you?

Well, it is complicated...

I'm heading towards sévres babylone.
If you like, I'll show you the way. - Oui!

- Christine...
- Oui?

- Not tired anymore, are we?
- Don't be silly!

Continuing with the main monuments...

On your left you will see the opéra,
the biggest theatre in the world...

- Look, marcello!
- At the end of rue de la paix...

You will see the vendome column,
an imitation of trajan's column in Rome.

- Which one?
- Down there, see?

And at the end of the avénue de 'opéra...

We enter the famous rue de rivoli.
Again on your right...

You may admire the bronze, gold-plated
statue of Joan of arc on horseback...

Erected, it is said, in the exact
place the heroine was wounded...

If you don't stop we can't see anything!

- You tell us to look this way, that way...
- Please, calm down.

- Tell them to stop the bus!
- This is a quick tour...

- I'm getting a stiff neck!
- We can't stop every moment, sir.

Now we shall visit one of the largest,
most beautiful palaces in the world...

The louvre, which contains
a wealth of artistic...

What do I care about the louvre?

Look this way, look that way!
I'm sick of it!

- We're about to stop. - Yeah, yeah.
- Ladies and gentlemen, we stop here!

This is the main entrance to the louvre,
"porta dans louvre."

The louvre contains six museums.
We won't be able to observe all of...

Marcello, shall we go and
see Paris by ourselves?

- To see shop windows, you mean?
- Of course! What will I tell my friends...

That I saw museums? - After the game,
I'll give you shop window indigestion!

We always do what you want to do!

Here we are at the louvre!
Please, do not dawdle.

As you can see, the louvre consists
of six museums put together:

The etruscan museum, green and Roman,
Egyptian, Italian and two others.

On your left, the Venus de Milo,
through here you access...

The Egyptian antiquities,
nothing of much interest.

On your left, careful of the step,
are the oriental antiquities.

Everyone together, please!
Look, the "winged victory of samothrace".

Miss, please don't get left behind.

We're now on the first floor,
the Apollo gallery, turn left...

This gallery is 275 metres long.
Stop! The "Mona Lisa"...

Did you see it? The lateral wings
don't offer much in terms of interest...

Finally, we come to the ground floor:
Sculptures of different eras.

The tour is over.
Anyone missing? Out we go!

Go this way, go that way,
we didn't get to see anything!

- Quick, please!
- We were... come on!

- We were sitting at the front.
- It's all the same, sir.

- Goodness me!
- Up you go!

- Who's that?
- It's me! - Oh, okay.

Vite, vite!

Hey, are you trying to
flood the seine? Move it!

- Raffaele, will you give me a light?
- Hold on...

- So, you're betting on baquera?
- No, I'm betting on tantien.

- You change your mind every minute!
- Only because I have so much riding on it.

But tantien is the favourite,
he'll only pay out a few pence.

Better a few pence than a fistful of flies.

I've always said, you don't get it.

I might even bet on both him and baquera...

Then you'll see how much I "get"
making money at the races.

Good! I'm betting on estella
and if she wins I'll party for a month.

Enough with these dreams
of becoming billionaires.

Come on, let's start walking.

Let's hope we get to see something here.

All he thinks of is the match,
all you think of is your monuments!

You think I came to Paris
to see monuments?

I'd understand if we were here a month,
but we're only here for a day...

When can I pick what to see?
The notre dame cathedral.

Notre dame de Paris. - Ah, notre dame.
Yes, we saw it at the cinema.

The two towers are 38 metres tall.

- The tower in the middle was bombed, right?
- No.

- The central nave...
- It wasn't bombed?

- Just a moment!
- Then where did it go?

- There's always been two!
- It's gone! - It's not gone...

There have always been two.
Ah, just two!

I saw that bridge in the
middle there and figured...

- They're doing construction work.
- Ah, they are?

- The central nave...
- They're doing it now?

- Maybe. Sorry sir, I don't know!
- I only ask because it's interesting.

All she cares about is shopping, you see.

The central nave that takes
its light from the Rose window..

Is one of the most perfect
masterpieces in all of art...

Toto!

- Let's go!
- No.

- Why? They're not short, are they?
- They're too well-dressed.

What do you know about how people
dress in Paris? Let's go!

What are we going to do,
follow them all over Paris?

Come on! - Alright, but I'm
taking the one on the right.

Toto, let's wait here.
It's ladies only, isn't it?

Ah, you're right.

- You idiot, this is the Metro!
- What's the Metro?

- The underground railway. Let's go!
- But we'll never find them now.

- We'll find as many as we want!
- What if we get lost underground?

Nicolino, it's Paris:
Let's have an adventure.

- We'll pop out somewhere, come on.
- Alright, let's have this adventure!

Smile, please!

Merci!

Ah, we survived the guillotine.

- And the photo?
- It takes 15 minutes, sir.

No, where do we pick up the photos?

- We need Mimi who speaks French.
- She's on the third floor with marcello.

Mimi! You wait a moment...

We go to call our daughter.

We'll pick them up when we get back.

Would you like a photo, too?

- Andrea, don't run, please!
- Allez, allez!

Now you have to go left.

- I'm going left.
- Even further left.

- Then go up a bit.
- What am I looking at?

- Up, up a bit.
- Ah, there it is!

In that film with bergman
it seemed much bigger.

- Do you like Paris? - Yes.
- We'll come back for our honeymoon.

That way it won't be Sunday and
you'll show me around the shops.

I promise.

Kids! How is it you're always kissing?

Don't you ever feel ashamed?
I don't know...

- Elvira, come and look at this.
- What is it?

- Look how high we are.
- Oh, wow!

That lake looks like the
one in castel gandolfo.

- It's wonderful!
- Shall we throw a coin in?

- Why?
- It's like the trevi fountain, isn't it?

We'll throw one franc in. The lake
doesn't know the difference, does it?

- You cheapskate!
- Hey, it's the thought that counts.

I wonder how long it'll take to get there.

- Get your hands off!
- Not even a kiss!

- There are people around, stop it!
- Then I'll take a look through this thing.

You, sign these postcards, okay?

Write neat, alright?

- I can't see anything through this.
- Put your eye in the centre properly.

- Quick, catch them!
- Too late!

All the postcards!
There were stamps on them, too.

- I'll never remember all those addresses.
- Perhaps they'll get there anyway.

The French might post them for us,
you know what they're like.

- What's French for "walk"?
- How should I know?

- Look in that guide book of yours!
- It's "promenade".

Will you come for "promenade avec nous?

- How do you say "hotel"?
- "Hotel", everyone knows that!

Ah, of course! "Votre hotel?"

Is she crazy?

Au revoir!

- What's wrong with them?
- With your face they must have...

Taken us for a couple of peddlers!
Whose face?

I'm sorry for that blonde one!

Voila, this is my stop.
Now it's easy for you:

You have to take the Metro
in that direction. Compris?

- No, no.
- Et alors vous vous moquez de moi!

- What?
- You laugh at me?

Me, laugh at you? Ah, no, never!

I have to go.

It's already 11, they'll be
waiting for me at breakfast.

I have to eat, too. With you.

No, my parents don't like tourists.
Goodbye!

- Hey, Christine!
- Quoi?

I'll wait here for you!

Christine!

- You'd do better to see Paris.
- But I'm on my own in Paris.

- No, they're waiting for you at the lutétia.
- No one is waiting for me there, I swear!

- Then what do you want to do?
- I want to walk... around Paris.

Well, you can walk without me!

- That's impossible. Without you...
- You'd like that, wouldn't you?

Yes, let's go!

Allons!

Ou est raffaele?

Romeo!

Ah, c'est la bas.

- Alright, what did you want?
- Romeo, get this bottle off me.

- You have to do me a huge favour.
- I will if I can.

- My friends from Rome are here.
- Okay.

- I have to meet them.
- I see.

- You'll have to take my place in the bottle.
- I can do that, no problem.

Thanks! I'll come and pick it
up from your house this evening.

- Outside my house, okay.
- We'll split the pay in half.

- Good man! Thanks, Romeo.
- No problem.

- How much?
- 20 francs. - Here.

Hold on, I'll help you.

That's it.

Alright, off you go.
Gian, piero! Come here!

- See you later, alright?
- Bye!

- Goodbye!
- Don't forget about estella.

I won't, don't worry.

So, are you giving up the bottle for today?

I've had enough of mineral water,
it gives me indigestion.

- Goodbye!
- Goodbye!

Voila, monsieur!

Some brioches...

I'd like the same.

- As the gentleman?
- Yes.

- You'd like the same as the gentleman?
- Yes.

- Miss, are you American?
- No.

- Belgian? - No, no.
- Swiss? - No.

- English? - Me Swedish.
- Ah, you're Swedish!

I know Sweden very well!
Ibsen, fjords, Greta garbo, king gustaf...

- No.
- Mademoiselle, may I?

My mother.

Excuse me!

This Paris, eh?

- Do you know it all?
- Of course.

- I mean, you know...
- Well...

I don't know if it's true, but in Rome
they say that there are places, you know...

Where you...

It's not like I... just out of curiosity...

Excuse us...

Since we've had the pleasure of
meeting the gentleman before...

Couldn't we organise a little
something for this evening?

- I don't know.
- It's just, tomorrow we're leaving...

If you like, I'll go ahead and
prepare a little programme for us...

- If that makes sense.
- Ah, because you...

Here's my wife. Alright, we'll
see you at 9 in the lobby. - Thanks.

- Good day, ma'am!
- Enjoy your meal!

- There's so much to eat here.
- Thank goodness.

Let's see...

I don't understand a word.
Here, you speak French...

If there was spaghetti written
in Italian, have a look...

- Céleris brassés-brassés.
- Tasty! What is it? - I don't know.

But I had the nuns teach you French...

It's not like they taught
me how to read a menu.

Just one word!
This guy doesn't understand Italian...

How do you say "squadra” in French?
You say "cadre", "scadre"...

- "Scadre”, "squadre”, "squadron"...
- Ask him in english: "Team".

English: "Team"!
He doesn't understand a thing.

Monsieur! S'il vous plait,
how do you say "squadra football"?

The French say "équipe”, sir!

Thanks, that's it!

Mademoiselle, I would like to
know where Italian team is staying.

Don Andrea, I'll order, if I may.
Garcon!

If there was spaghetti
written in ital... in French...

To start, some hors d'oeuvre...

Monsieur, the menu for tourists
has been ordered in advance.

Leftovers?
For tourists there's only leftovers...

- It means for tourists there's a set menu.
- Like mess rations for soldiers.

- They've already left.
- Who?

- What do you mean, who? The players.
- So there's no match?

Don't be silly.
They've gone to the stadium.

We should hurry up,
otherwise we'll be late.

Even if you're late,
you can always go to longchamp!

Today there's the arc de triomphe,
the most important race of the year!

Ma'am, how chic! How spectacular!

You should see it, Mimi, the most beautiful
and elegant women in all of Europe.

Oh, yes! - Right, that's all we need:
To miss the match, too.

- You should come, too.
- I'd love to...

But I'm not sure if there
would be any tickets available...

Even if I was the president
of the Italian Republic...

If that makes sense.
Here, you can have mine.

Really? - I'm tired,
I'd prefer to stay at the hotel.

- I don't want to insist, but...
- Will you let me, please?

Alright! It's man's stuff, anyway.

You'd be better off resting.

Don raffaele will come with us.

- Is everything okay?
- Oui, merci.

So, do you regret
missing your match?

What are you looking at?

- You're beautiful.
- You've already said that.

- Cristina...
- Don't touch.

- Do you have a photo of yourself?
- For what? - Just to see.

I don't know...
I have one, but it's small...

- My hair was different then.
- It doesn't matter, let's see.

- Will you give it to me?
- The ideas you have! No way!

- Are you engaged?
- Why?

Did I ask if you had a lady friend?

- No, no lady friend!
- I don't want to know!

- He's handsome. - Who?
- Your fiance.

- Would you like it if I was engaged?
- No, of course I wouldn't!

- No. But are you engaged?
- Are all you Italians this curious? - No.

- Give me the photo.
- No.

Franco, give me the photo
or I'll be offended!

Bon, as you wish.

Christine!

Christine!

- Are you mad at me?
- Oui.

- Very mad?
- Oui, very mad.

Then here you go.

Will you beg for forgiveness?

- Forgiveness for what?
- For making me angry.

- I have to say the word "forgive"?
- Oui.

Then I forgive you.

It's a beautiful city, Paris.

- Christine...
- What is it?

- They kiss like that?
- Why not?

- Like that, in front of everyone?
- Do you not kiss each other in Rome?

Yes, but not like that,
in front of everyone.

- Well, when you're in love...
- I see.

240 francs, give it to me.

- You pay, I'll go ahead.
- We need tickets. - I've got them.

Hurry, Don raffaele!

- What? We're tourists!
- Hey, you there!

- Pardon, monsieur.
- Voila un idiot!

Slow down!

- What kind of joke is this?
- I thought I'd be doing you a favour.

- What do you mean?
- It's the arc de triomphe...

The biggest race of the year!
What do I care?!

I came to Paris for the match!

- What shall I do now?
- But this is much more fun!

What do you mean, more fun?
They'll break my arm, next!

My dear Don raffaele,
you really shouldn't have.

How much do I need to get to
the stadium? - A lot of money.

- I don't mean money, I mean time.
- It's on the other side of the city...

So more than an hour.
And where will we find a taxi now?

Are you sure it'll take an
hour to get to the stadium?

Probably more.
Forget about this football match...

It's a game for kids.
I know, but you know...

Are these the ones you were
talking about in the taxi? - Yes.

Well, shall we strike a deal?

- Sure! Can we?
- Of course we can!

- Will it cost us?
- 1,000 francs.

That cheap? - And for 1,000 francs
they'll give us 10,000 back.

- Why, they pay us?
- Of course!

Of course, in Paris...

- Do you know who...
- Estella.

Is she good? - She goes at a rate!
But she's always ready to remount.

She is?

Which one is that?
The one with the black hat, or...

No, Don Andrea.
The number 12: Estella!

What a match, Toto!
Look at her, she's so cute!

Nicolino, she's with that Italian.
We met him on the train, remember?

I don't know how some people
can get such cute French girls!

- It's because you don't have charm!
- Me?

It's because none of these French
women know a word of Italian!

When you're abroad, you have
to understand the language!

- Do you?
- Perfectly!

- Then why are you alone?
- Um... come on, Italy!

Come on, Italy!

It's full, sir.

Open up!

- All full up, sir.
- What do you mean, full up?

You might have tickets, sir,
but you have to get here earlier.

I knew this would happen,
you took an hour to get changed!

Don't start! I'm sick of
listening to you grumbling!

If we can't get in, let's
go somewhere else.

- There's more than just football in Paris.
- That's just what you wanted!

And I fell for it like an idiot.
I should have left you at the hotel!

What a shame!

- Hey, who scored?
- What do I care about football?

Mais depéche-toi! Move it!

It's not me who wanted to...

At least we're not the only ones!

- It's full up.
- But I have a ticket.

- It's full, try one of the other stands.
- Mais non, monsieur!

This is all your fault!
Deciding on which hat to wear...

You took an hour at that mirror!
Why are you so surprised?

You don't want everyone to think we
both dress like commoners, do you?

Right, it's my fault:
I should have left you at home!

Or sent me to the cinema!

What do you mean? You can't expect
people to wait for you all day.

- Monsieur!
- What is it?

Monsieur! Vous ne savez pas qui
vient de marquer? - Who scored...

I'd like to know too, but they
won't let me in because it's full.

I'm Italian, from Rome.
I've been traveling for 24 hours...

Only for them to close the door!
These guys are worse off than us!

Poor things, they came from Rome
and can't get in. This is absurd!

Watch this.
I'll get you in, just you watch!

- Faites attention, eh?
- It's full up!

But these Italians came from
Rome just to see the match!

- Alright then, but hurry up.
- See, what did I tell you?

- See? Them inside and us outside.
- Calm down, I'll take care of it.

- Quick, come on!
- Allez, vite!

Here's our telephone, madame.

- Madame?
- "Desir... du sapon.”

- Comment, madame?
- "Sapon".

Ah yes, "savon", madame!

Mademoiselle Nadine,
s'il vous plait...

Oui, madame? - Show our soaps
to the Italian lady, here.

We have fougeére, Rose-scented...

And soap with I'eau de Cologne,
they're all of good quality!

We have this, too, just in:
Savon au citron!

- Not lemon, soap!
- But it is lemon-scented soap.

- Would you like the whole basket?
- No, thanks, one is enough.

Madame, will there be anything else?
We have many beauty products...

Perfume, nail varnish, lipstick...

Well, madame?
Is that all? 125 francs.

- No, I want that one!
- I have to wrap it up.

- C'est tres Jolie, n'est-ce pas?
- Ah, Jolie, Jolie...

- Madame, would you like hairstyle?
- Sorry?

We have a whole beauty salon
at your service.

Monsieur andré, voulez-vous voir
pour madame, s'il vous plait? - Oui.

I'll go and wrap your package.

Bonjour, madame. Je vais faire
un petit chef-d'oeuvre pour vous!

I don't understand.

- Ah, vous étes italienne!
- Italian, yes.

I will make a little masterpiece.
If you would like to come...

Sit down for a minute.
I will be right with you.

Sit, I will be back soon.

- Monsieur, who is winning?
- Number 8. No, number 10. No, 9!

May I, monsieur?

- It's number 10!
- No, it's 9! Look!

Come on, estella! Come on!

Well?

- Estella won, didn't she?
- She won.

- So, how much do we win?
- Nothing.

- How come?
- Because I bet on blanchette.

- What about blanchette?
- She didn't finish.

- So we don't win anything?
- No.

Don Andrea, why don't we
strike another deal?

Don raffaele, are you talking about
girls or horses? - Horses, horses!

There's time for another bet...

Merci beaucoup, monsieur.

- She said "merci Beau..."
- "Merci beaucoup”, thanks very much.

But she smiled at me.
Not that I, you know...

Of course! - What do you mean?
Why, what kind of girls are they?

They are mannequins, models.
One invite to dinner and it's done.

- How do you mean, done?
- Well? Do you want an adventure'

- I wish, but...
- Then let's go.

- Where?
- Come on, let's go!

Taxi!

- Are you sure that...
- Of course, it's obvious...

Taxi! Trust me, Don Andrea,
I know the type.

Quick, before we lose sight of them.
Come on, get in!

Follow that car!

The thing that impressed
me was the perfume.

When I gave her the glove,
I smelt this perfume...

Perfumes of Paris! I don't know
the names, but I know what you mean.

They're getting out. Stop!

Only one is getting out, well?

- Isn't that the one you like?
- And you? - I'll wait for you.

What will I say to her?
I don't know a word of French.

Alright, I'll come and
interpret for you.

Don't worry about it.
Don Andrea, let's go, come on.

Come on, Don Andrea!

Combien?
480, I don't have any change.

3, 4. Tenez!

- Now what do we do?
- Let's go and knock on the door.

Shouldn't we wait for a sign
from the window, or something?

I've lived in Paris for 15 years.
You think I don't know the type?

Trust me! - I don't want
to make the wrong impression.

Don't worry!

I know what I'm doing. Let's go!

Bonjour, monsieur.

Bonjour, mademoiselle.

- Vous désirez, messieurs?
- La Maison bontemps.

Oui, monsieur, mais la Maison
est fermeée le dimanche.

She said it's closed on Sunday.

Tell her that we walked here,
I don't know if...

Mademoiselle, nous sommes des
clients de passage, je vous en prie...

- Je vais voir, monsieur.
- Merci.

Venez, messieurs, s'il vous plait.

Attendez un instant ici.

- Je vous préviens a monsieur bontemps.
- Merci, mademoiselle!

What? - She's gone to call
monsieur bontemps.

- Who's that?
- It must be a manager.

- Messieurs...
- Bonsoir, monsieur.

C'est tout a fait par hasard
que vous me trouvez la...

Parce que c'est dimanche
et d"habitude je ne travaille pas.

Eh? He says that we're lucky,
because on Sunday he doesn't work.

- Ce matin de Rome il est arrivé.
- Ah, you come from Rome?

C'est sans doute signor apolloni
qui vous envoie? - I don't know, what?

- Does apolloni send you?
- Us?

- Apolloni?
- Yes. - Oui, oui.

An old friend of mine.
Comment va-t-il?

- What?
- How is he?

- Apolloni? Good, a bit of a cold...
- Nothing serious, I hope!

- I'll send him your regards.
- Merci.

He never comes to Paris
without dropping by.

C'est un amateur
de piéces rares, uniques.

- A lover of rare, unique pieces.
- Well, us too...

Oui, you are very lucky parce que
justement j'ai recu aujourd'hui...

Une piéce qui est une merveille!

What? - He says he wants to
show us a marvelous piece.

- It must be a photo.
- If it's one of the maid...

Voila! It's a pistol that
dates from start of 19th century.

- 19th century.
- Entirely in gold.

Nice, nice...

- They only made 400 pieces.
- Only 400.

- Voila!
- And the marvell piece...

Perhaps you are in a hurry?

Would you like me to show
you the spread of my models?

Oui. J'ai 5 modeles
que je suis en train de...

Oui, modestement,
I come to do little miracles.

See? I made all those cages...

The support is very interesting...

Above all the mechanism to
make the "petits oiseaux” sing!

Tenez! Si cela vous interesse,
je peux vous le montrer. Voyez!

What's that? - He wants to
show you the mechanism for the birds.

- A moi?
- Oui, oui.

This is le royal.
To go to rue de la paix...

We have to find rue de rivoli.
We're staying here.

- How come?
- We've decided to do the Metro.

- What do you mean?
- It never fails.

The guy who was with that girl
at the stadium told us about it.

In Paris people meet each other
in front of the Metro station.

For every 20 dates, there's always
one guy that doesn't show up.

- So...
- It's all about the look, see.

The girl waits, begins to get worried,
paces back and forth...

You just walk up to her and say...
What was it, again?

"Mademoiselle, vous attendez quelqu'un?”

Do you have to be so obvious?
Typical Italians!

They should confiscate your passports.

- I'll go alone, then. Goodbye.
- Bye.

He sure talks a lot for a...

Window dresser, don't you think?
What? Yeah, they told me.

Window dresser!

- Alors, d'accord?
- Alright, yes. Thanks.

Sorry we can't go with you.

- I have to prepare for athletic contest.
- Ah, I see!

But you will find the way easily.
Go out, to the right or the left...

You will find place du palais royal.

- Alors, you go past the louvre...
- The louvre, yes.

You should see the "Mona Lisa"
by the great Leonardo - mais oui!

Yes, good idea...

- Yes, we saw it this morning.
- Oh, bon, alors.

She has a smile like the "Mona Lisa",
doesn't she? - Yes, that's true!

The arcane smile!

- Shall we be off?
- Yes...

Of course, claudine will come and
pick you up later with the car.

- Very good!
- In our little car?

Don't listen to her. It's not an
alfa Romeo, but it's good enough.

Today we left it in the garage
because of all the match traffic...

But tonight, after the contest,
the four of us will get together...

And paint the town red!
And gremier will win!

What does that mean? - He says
that after the weightlifting...

We'll hit the town together!
Oui, voila!

You'll see, my dear marcello,
what I'll hit in a minute!

- Very good, miss!
- Goodbye.

- Goodbye.
- Au revoir,

- goodbye.
- See you tonight!

- At 9 o'clock!
- Okay!

- Are you kidding?
- Kidding about what?

- You want to go out with them?
- Of course!

We've organised a time to meet up.
They're nice, why shouldn't we?

And when we go out tonight,
try to be a little less funny...

Otherwise they'll realise
you can't stand the sight of them!

You're the funny one!

What did you promise me in Rome?
“I'll show you Paris, my dear!"

Then what's this, scurgola?
Are we not in Paris?

Yeah, let's go to Paris! Four monuments,
a football match, museums...

And tonight weightlifters!

- I hope those weights drop on your head!
- You ought to calm down...

Otherwise you'll be seeing
Paris on your own, my dear!

- I wish!
- Then off you go, bye! - Right!

- Ah, good evening.
- Good game, wasn't it?

Listen, you haven't seen my fiancée
come out of the Metro, have you?

- I wish!
- What do you mean?

He means, he wishes we
could tell you where she is.

- Thanks, good evening.
- Goodbye.

- What an idiot! His fiancée is so cute...
- She really is, isn't she?

I'd keep her on a chain,
like a pocket watch. - Me, too.

Mademoiselle, vous attendez quelqu'un?

You don't understand me?

You're not French, are you?
Tourist, or on holiday?

You are American? English?
Swiss? Italian?

But alone, so very alone!

Wonderful! I love Italians,
especially when they're not spoken for!

Miss, how lovely it is to
find another Italian all alone!

How about I keep you company?

What do you say again?
"Mademoiselle..."

"Mademoiselle, vous..."
Oh, god! I've forgotten!

"Mademoiselle, vous attendez...
Vous attendez quelqu'un?”

"Quelqu'un!” come on!

- Mademoiselle, vous attendez quelqu'un?
- Oui, pourquoi?

"Pourquoi" means "why", doesn't it?

- Now what do we say?
- "Je suis seul ce soir."

- Un moment... there's nothing here!
- Bonsoir, Jeanne! What's going on?

The gentleman asked me if
I'm waiting for someone.

If I may, it's me she's waiting for.

How embarrassing!

You know what I think?

- She wasn't as pretty up close.
- No, no.

Common, you know? Common.

The whistle is made from an
organ tube and a piston.

And this, see?
Here... Ceci est pour la durée.

- For the duration, you see.
- And does it last long, this?

- Comment?
- Combien dure?

- It lasts for the whole night.
- All night... we're here?

- The whole night.
- The night, oui.

Here, see...

Le chant continue...

Oui, le chant continue et...
Ah, pardon!

- Again? Needs winding up, of course.
- Voila!

Et voici le chant alterné
ou intermittent.

Ah, it's terminated. What?

No, the singing is intermittent,
it can carry on when you want.

Oui, it starts up again straight away.

Oui, I see "vous intéresse”,
so I will show you my best model...

That I have create myself.
A model "vraiment" extraordinary...

That is more "réduit que celui-ci",
but also perhaps more "précis".

Je vais vous le montrer tout de suite.

He wants to show us a reduced model,
just one bird on its own.

Voyez-vous, the bird is a canary,
but the song is not "exactement”...

The song of the canary. C'est un
chant que j'ai moi-méme inventé...

Un chant qui est une poésie.
A poetic song.

Here, you listen.
For you, please!

Bonjour, chéri!
Je prends mon manteau et je pars...

J'ameéne les gosses Chez grand-meére.
Tu m'accompagnes?

No, je te rejoins a tout a I'heure.
I still have to talk for a moment...

With Mr... - D'amore.

- Mr. d'amore e Mr...
- Andrea. - And monsieur Andrea.

- Bonjour, monsieur. Monsieur...
- Bonjour, madame.

Tell the nice lady that we're
sorry for disturbing them...

On a Sunday, and all.
Nous vous demandons pardon!

I understand some Italian.

- Ah, vous compris quel che...
- Oui, j'ai compris.

- Compris bien?
- Very good compris.

The only one that doesn't
"compris" is my friend here.

A taxi... ah, la-bas!

How wonderful! Just think how
lucky we are, seeing Paris by night.

"Paris la nuit", a night of excitement,
a tour of the tabarins! - I can't.

But yes, miss, this is an opportunity
that we should not let escape us!

You'll see, such strangeness,
such elegance, such wonder!

- I have to go home.
- No, please wait...

- Just a moment, miss!
- Goodbye.

I'll wait here for you at 9
every evening, okay?

I'll wait for you every night,
don't forget. Goodbye! See you soon!

Mum, I met an Italian admirer.

- Is your father with you?
- Who knows where he is?

I'm been with marcello, and if that
lout doesn't drop it, I'll drop him!

Mum! What have you done to yourself?

Why, don't you like it?

- What have you done, are you crazy?
- Why? - You look like Marie antoinette.

I wanted to surprise your father,
I've been to the beauty salon.

My god! But, you're beautiful
all the same, just how you are!

- Here he is! - Think I should wash my hair?
- Yes, perhaps it would be best.

I'm coming!

Mimi!

- Mimi!
- What is it?

- Open up, I want to tell you something.
- You can talk from there, I can hear you.

I don't like talking from
the other side of doors.

- This is important, open up!
- Go and tell it to you gremier!

- You're such an idiot!
- And you're a lout!

- Hi.
- Hi.

- You're back?
- No, I'm still at the stadium.

- Well, how did it go?
- Well, it was very busy...

- Did you win or lose?
- We lost 1,000 francs.

Yeah, for the taxi. What are you doing,
washing your hair? - Me? Yes.

- And how will you dry it?
- Well, there's the heater.

Yeah, put your head in the radiator.

Hey, did you leave the window open?

- Me, no. Why?
- I can hear a bird.

- A canary, do you hear it?
- Yes. - Be quiet.

I can hear it, but...

See? Where is it?

Do you like it?

- How pretty!
- See how his beak moves?

It's just a little thing...

- See his little beak?
- It's lovely!

- How long does it go on for?
- More than half an hour...

- Where did you find it?
- It was one of Don raffaele's deals.

He took me to this place,
and we found this.

- Goodbye, Franco! See you soon.
- Christine...

I have to run. Paola will see
us together and be angry with me.

- No, I'll walk you.
- No, no.

- Un moment...
- No, please!

I'm working until midnight,
come back tomorrow.

Ah, here she is!

Carlo and I have been waiting for
half an hour but what do you care?

- I'm sorry, Carlo.
- It doesn't matter,

I told you I was going
out with him tonight!

Don't get upset, it doesn't suit you.

- And you never get upset, do you?
- Calm down, darling.

"Dimanche soir". Merci.

You're still here, are you?

- Christine, I leave tomorrow.
- In the morning? Why didn't you tell me?

- I want to dance. With you, this evening.
- I told you I can't, I'm working.

- I'll wait.
- I'm here until midnight.

- Christine!
- Oui?

- Come on, get changed.
- What are you doing?

Quick, before I change my mind!
Here you go!

- Don't start crying.
- You're an angel!

- Hey! - What? - You're hat.
- Of course, thanks!

- A kiss for me, too?
- Sure!

Naughty boy! You never miss
an opportunity, do you?

You can talk!

Try finding another fool that will
spend his Sundays stuck in a kiosk.

Franco, we can go dancing,
Paola will cover for me. - Thank you!

- Christine!
- Quoi?

Take our tickets, too. We were planning
on visiting the gaité montparnasse.

- Yves montand is playing tonight.
- Yves montand!

Can you believe it? Yves montand!
You're a darling!

Have fun!

103.

- What if the wife answers?
- We'll ask for her husband.

We organised to meet, there's nothing
wrong with it. - Hold on...

- Good evening!
- Hello, sir!

Son, what are you screaming at?
It's late, my wife is resting.

- Shall we go?
- Alright, I'll be right down.

- Raffaele is waiting downstairs.
- No need to shout.

- See you down there.
- Alright, let me get dressed.

- Who was that?
- It was those kids.

They mentioned they were going out
tonight, so I said I'd join them.

I forgot all about it.

- Alright, what shall we do?
- I don't know, it's up to you.

- Shall we go out for a meal?
- No.

- I'm not hungry, but maybe after.
- After what?

I thought perhaps we were
going to the theatre first and...

- How would we understand a play?
- Not a play, the folies bergére.

We can't! You have to buy your
tickets at least a month in advance...

It's always full, the whole
world comes to see those shows.

- Then how about the cinema?
- Even worse!

They're foreign films, in French
or english. What would we understand?

- Listen, Andrea...
- You said your were tired...

If you say we can't go anywhere...

Where are you going with those kids?
To see the fountains.

Yeah, the fountains, since they're
all lit up on Sunday evenings.

Sounds good!
Yes, that's a good idea.

- You're coming, too?
- Of course, I'd love to.

- It's a lot of walking, you know.
- I'll put my comfortable shoes on.

No, because there are kilometres
between one fountain and the next.

- Don't worry about me.
- It's not like Rome, full of fountains.

- Andrea, I'd love to come.
- Alright, alright.

- It's cold out there, though.
- I brought my furs.

You know, I don't want to...
There's a lot of flu going around!

Then I hope we don't meet it!

- Andrea...
- What?

Are you going to tell me what
you have planned for tonight?

- We're going to see the fountains.
- Yeah, right! - In colour.

- What do you think I mean?
- Andrea, I've known you for 20 years.

- Me?
- You!

- You know me... my girl!
- Leave me alone.

Hello, what?

I don't understand anything.
It's a woman... that I've never met.

No, I heard a woman's voice.
Oh, right, the operator.

Yes, alright... soon.

Good, in the lobby.

- In the lobby, he says.
- Who was that?

- It was Don raffaele.
- So he's coming, too?

- A nice tour guide you've found!
- Of Paris...

Have you finished acting
like the wife of bluebeard?

Alright, look: If I ask you, after
20 years of, let's say service...

To give me leave of 4 hours,
Mrs. wife, will you give me that? - No.

Because you're just like all the rest...

Jealous, strict, suffocating wives.

While an intelligent, superior,
modern wife would just say "yes".

My husband is asking me for
something and I'm saying "yes".

After 20 years of work, he wants to
see the typical locales of Paris...

Without... you know, artistically.
I'm saying "yes".

Hello? Yes.

I have a headache.

No, I'm not coming down.

I didn't come to Paris to do
all the things you want to do!

No, I'm not coming with them.
I can't stand the sight of them!

That's how a wife should be: Superior.

- Here, don't give me that look.
- No.

You have to say: "Andrea, I give you
my permission. Go and have fun!”

- If you don't, I'm not going.
- Go, have fun.

You're not being sarcastic?
Right, I'm not going.

- No, don't put your hat on the bed.
- Sorry, I guess I should just go.

Alright, bye.

Yes, but... - Silly woman.
Just out of curiosity, you know?

You think I like those French women?
Compared to a strong woman like you?

What are you going to do?
Go out and have fun, okay?

- Where do you expect me to go?
- Go and see the fountains, they're nice.

- Didn't you say it was cold out there?
- Yes, but it's a dry cold...

One that will do you good.

- Go on, don't be late.
- Bye.

- Don't get back too late, okay?
- Don't worry!

- Mum, get dressed!
- Why? - We're going out.

- Where are we going?
- Don't worry, I'll tell you later.

- On our own?
- Of course, what's wrong with that?

- But without your father...
- What did dad say?

That in Paris men should go out
by themselves, no?

Then we're going to do the same.
Where's your brush? - Over there.

Come on, move it!

- Well, sir?
- Ah, right.

- Do you want those two seats?
- I don't know if they lady is coming.

- Well, we're leaving soon.
- Can you wait a bit longer?

- Ah, good evening!
- Good evening.

Two seats, then. Shall we go?

- Madame Bianchi. - "Plaisir!"
- Nice to meet you. - Evening.

So there are three of you?
This way, please.

Sir, there are only two seats here,
you'll have to go in the other bus.

- I'll be in the other bus, then.
- You'll see them at the tabarin.

- Yes, goodbye.
- Goodbye.

- That'll be 7,000 francs. Marcello?
- What is it?

- Are there any seats left?
- Yes, there's one.

Then take this gentleman,
I'll leave first. - Very good.

You can pay me later, on the bus.

My dog can come, too?

Merci! Merci!

- Yes, this is it.
- Rue frochot.

Shall I wait, or are you paying now?

- No, you can go. Combien?
- 250 francs.

250 francs.
Do you have change, Don Andrea?

Of course, I have my wallet.
Don't you ever change, Don raffaele?

All I have are large notes.
Thanks. Here, 300...

Merci bien, monsieur!

Kids, behave yourselves because
we're on rue frochot.

Don Andrea, wait here a moment.

- Why, aren't we coming?
- No, of course.

I'm more practical, I'll go
ahead and set the scene.

Two minutes, I'll be right back.
Wait for me here.

- Well, hurry up.
- Bye.

Come and look at this, sir.
She's amazing!

- Toto, Toto...
- She's incredible! - Magnificent!

- Get out of here, will you?
- Sir, let us have a look, too!

- She's blonde, too...
- Look, look...

Bonsoir, messieurs!
Ici c'est le cabaret butterfly.

Venez voir, messieurs! Nous avons
un tres Beau spectacle a I'intérieur.

- We wait for a friend.
- A friend.

- Pardon...
- What's he saying?

- Are you speaking english?
- English, no.

- Italian.
- Ah, Italian. Pardon.

- So you are Italian?
- This guide book is useless.

Sir, all your friends come in!
A marvelous show...

The most amazing show in Paris!

- Just have a look.
- Actually, we're waiting for someone.

- Your friend will come later.
- Not bad! Keep walking!

We're waiting for a friend...

What can you do?
You're here now, don't worry.

- We don't have tuxedos on.
- You all look wonderful! Come on.

Merci.

And if you don't like the show,
you don't have to pay. Zezette!

Bonsoir, madame! - Didon, tell
Tony we have Italian visitors.

Bonsoir, messieurs.
Soyez les bienvenus au "butterfly".

Oh, you Italians! My auntie loves
Italians, I'll just go and get her.

- Tony! Such lovely pink cheeks!
- What is this place?

- Bonsoir, messieurs.
- Bonsoir!

Oh, he's the cutest!

Bravo! Bravo!

Bravo!

Bravo. But, hold on...
What have we gotten ourselves into?

- Elle est Jolie!
- That is a femme or an homme?

- Pas d'importance! Une artiste!
- Alright, let's get out of here.

- Alors, je vous donne une petite table?
- No.

- Quel dommage!
- We'll be right back.

Have you seen three men?
A large one, and two young men?

- Yes, they're in the cabaret.
- In the cabaret?

- What are they... Don Andrea!
- Crazy people!

- You look at the photo, then...
- Look out for these places!

- These are places that, well...
- What do we know?

He said the best show in Paris!
But then...

- Let's go.
- Let's go.

- Not that way, this way.
- Are we going round the back?

No, not round the back. It's just
that here, there's nothing doing.

- How come?
- It's too early.

- Why don't we wait?
- No, let's go somewhere else.

Even better...

Alright, but are you sure?
I don't want us to...

This time I'm sure, trust me.

- Is it far?
- Just around the corner.

- Let's go, kids!
- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

- Des fleurs, messieurs?
- No, thank you.

Bonsoir, madame! Bonsoir!

Miss! I'll see you later,
in the other tabarin.

- Yes, okay.
- Agreed? Okay.

- Am I okay dressed like this?
- Well, why not?

- What about those girls?
- They're celebrating.

- Celebrating?
- Yes, a wedding.

- That young?
- No, they're the bridesmaids.

I see!

Merci. Allons!

Is he not fantastic?

- You're fantastic!
- You're always joking around.

- How is it, sir?
- It's amazing!

- Sir, can I see?
- Hands off!

- Can we see?
- What's going on?

Get out of ijt!

What's going on here? - We've been
waiting here for half an hour.

Don Andrea, what are you doing?

Oh, sorry! I thought it was them.

I've been waiting outside
for the past 10 minutes.

- It was getting cold, you know.
- Come on, the taxi is outside.

Didn't you say that this place
was just around the corner?

- Nothing doing.
- How come? - It's too late.

- Then what shall we do?
- Since you like these kids' films...

I'll show you one that...

- Compared to this!
- What did he say?

If only!

Is it expensive?

- How much? - 6,000.
- Dear?

- I don't know, I think she is...
- No, I mean dear...

Kids, if you want to come:
2,000 from him, 2,000 from you...

Why else did we come?

- Is it modern, though?
- Very modern!

- Let's go.
- Let's go, there's a taxi...

Let's go, Toto!

That's what'll happen to
marcello if he doesn't drop it.

- Sorry, ma'am. He has to defend her.
- Defend who?

He was more scared than me!

- But mum, we're in Paris!
- A good time, this is!

Number 25!

Come in! This way, please.

Ladies and gentlemen, I warn you:
This the seediest place in Paris.

Keep an eye on your jewellery and wallets.

- Et alors, j'ai pris...
- Mademoiselle!

Miss!

- How unfortunate, eh? Later!
- Yes, I'll see you later.

Oh, sorry if I bumped into you.

Yes, later!

First up in the third series:
Bernard gremier, 85 kilos!

- He's a real athlete.
- Just you wait.

He always looks me in the eyes,
as if that's going to help...

He always starts out impressively,
but it's all downhill from there.

Il n'y arien a faire.
He's hopeless.

He's been at this tough man
thing for 5 years now...

I think it's about time
he gives it up.

- What a crash landing that was!
- But, you're happy he doesn't win?

I should hope so!
If I'm to marry him...

I don't want to live with
his dumbbells all over the house!

Don Andrea, I think it's this way.

- What do you mean, you think?
- No, I'm sure of it.

"I think..." You come here
in a taxi, and you're not sure?

Qu'est-ce que c'est? - Excusez-nous.
Nous sommes des amis de madame crémiet.

On m'a cassé la téte avec mme crémiet!
Ca fait 5 ans qu'Elle est morte!

C'est une Maison respectable ici!
Tirez-vous!

- What did he say? We're dead?
- No.

- What?
- Such a shame!

- Sorry, what?
- Such a shame!

- What happened?
- Such a nice lady...

- They evicted her?
- Don Andrea, she's dead!

That's a real shame, all of
Paris should be in mourning.

- When did she die?
- 5 years ago.

Don raffaele, are you messing with us?

- Why?
- Well, we've been walking around since 9...

It's too late, it's too early,
the lady died 5 years ago...

Sorry, I forgot.

I'm beginning to get tired,
to be perfectly honest.

- Don Andrea, we should...
- We should decide, decide...

Well, what are we doing?
We sent the taxi away, too.

If there's something close by,
otherwise, let's just go.

- We'll look, Don Andrea.
- No, let's not look!

You should know, the programme!

How did I know she was dead?

It's not that you should know...

Wonderful, aren't they?

Oh, how cute!

Flowers, madame?

It's a gift, miss.

Thank you!

1,200 francs, sir.

Very nice!

Now if you wish, we're leaving
for the tabarin "chapelain®.

Yes, good idea!

- Une frite?
- C'est bon?

- Ah, tres bon!
- Vous permettez? - Oui, oui...

Shall we stay here?

Well, he's disappeared.
Might as well eat...

What else can you do?

- Un sandwich avec une saucisse.
- Alors, tu me paies une frite?

They're better without bread.

Don raffaele, where did you come from?

- We're in a right mess!
- Quiet! What happened?

- The vieux chateau is in.
- Who do you mean?

What? The son of espafiol!
We lost 30,000 francs!

Don raffaele, leave those
blessed horse races alone!

You went off somewhere,
told us to wait...

I've waited, it's raining,
where have you been?

Right! It's just that it's Sunday...

They're closed, nothing doing.

What shall we do now?

- Don Andrea...
- I've heard that since this morning...

- What are we doing?
- I'll take you to the most sensational...

Most marvelous place in Paris.
You won't forget it, you have my word!

Really? Hey, kids...

- Alright, but this is your last chance.
- There's the taxi. Come on, guys!

C'est tres bon!

Another, please.

You only have the right to one glass.

Merci.

Do you like it?

Ladies and gentlemen,
the evening is over.

Please, return to the cars
which will take you to the hotel.

- No, I'm waiting for someone.
- Miss, the tour is over.

You can stay here, but at your expense.

The bottle of champagne
costs 4,000 francs.

- Couldn't we wait outside?
- No, let's wait here.

Then come on, leave it to me.

Miss, please find a good table
for these Italian clients...

They would like to stay here.
Ah, bon, merci. Bonsoir, Michel!

Pierre, s'il vous plait,
prends le manteau.

- Samba, une bonne table pour monsieur.
- Evening, have you reserved a table?

This way, please.

- A flower?
- I already have one, thanks.

Du champagne pour monsieur.

- Mimi!
- Hi, mum!

What do you mean, "hi, mum!"
Why didn't you wait for me?

I'm dancing the samba with this guy!

Are you crazy?
Have you been drinking with that idiot?

- Excuse me, ma'am...
- What do you mean, "excuse me"?

You're trying to split a
mother and her daughter up?

- Ma'am, the bus was outside.
- Where's your coat?

- So miss, you're spoken for?
- Yes, by my mum! Do you mind?

- What are you laughing at?
- Hold on, please!

Well?

- All sorted!
- Don't speak to soon...

We'll have grey hair before
that thing starts up again!

Want me to take a look
at the carburetor?

- Put your back into it!
- You're making me nervous, claudine!

It's his wreck of a car that's nervous.

A little push, and we'll be away.

- We should take him everywhere!
- Come on, get in!

Push!

Go on!

Don raffaele, forgive me
for asking a question...

I don't know much about Paris.
This is "Chez Maxine", right?

Then where the hell have you brought us?

Don Andrea, this is one of the
most typical locales in Paris.

This dump?

Tourists come here for a thrill!

So, something bad might happen?

No! It's all fake, you know.

- Like bontemps?
- No, here it's really fake.

Quick, get out of here!

Sir, why do keep shaking
your head like this?

I bet a bottle that you can't do it!

- Two bottles!
- Three! - Three bottles!

Here.

Music!

- I think you are marvelous!
- Me? Oh, thank you.

- No, he won't do it.
- I think he is very good.

- Qu'est-ce que c'est?
- No documents. - Write them up.

Hello, hotel lutétia?
10th precinct, good evening!

Identity check, please.

Do you have clients under the names
Antonio manfuso, nicolino Mancini...

Don Andrea, aren't you going
to report your lost wallet?

Excuse me, miss.

- I don't want to, you know...
- How much was in it?

- 20, 25,000 francs.
- Almost 50,000 lire, no?

Better than letting Don raffaele
spend it. - Yeah, I guess.

In love I am lucky, you know?

- My love brings "bonheur".
- What's she saying?

- Look in the guide book.
- Me, have a look?

- Explain, guide book.
- I don't read.

- I don't understand.
- Like this.

Hey, dites-moi!
Hey, he likes me! See? Voila!

I told you this would be an adventure!

Martel! Let those three out.

Here, you three can go.

Allez! Let him go!

You "reviendras"?
You will come back and see me?

Leave them in peace!

- But, officer...
- Sit down and leave them in peace!

Evening. - Bonsoir. Next time,
vous ne sortez pas sans passeport!

- Sorry?
- Don't go out without passport!

- Ah yes, passport...
- Mon amour!

Go and call a taxi, I'll wait
for you here. - Yes, bonsoir!

- Excuse me, the hotel de bon commerce?
- Hotel du bon commerce?

- You know it?
- Yes, boss.

Via des beaux arts,
near the place des abbesses.

- Ah yes, abbesses place.
- If you could write...

Shouldn't we call a doctor?

You should start by not
fighting all the time.

She's got indigestion, that's all!

- Where have you been?
- With gremier,

I wanted to come back sooner,
but the car broke down.

That'll teach you to go out with the
first people you meet on the street.

They're not the first people I met
on the street, they're...

- I'll get some lemonade for you!
- No, I don't want it!

Don't be silly, Mimi.
Drink some, it'll do you good.

Here's a wet handkerchief,
is that better? - Yes.

I'm sorry if I made you mad,
it's all my fault.

- Does your tummy hurt? - A bit.
- Does it really, really hurt?

And if I give you a little kiss,
will it still hurt? - I don't know.

Shall we try, then?

Kids, come on, cut it out!
Here's your lemonade.

- No, I don't want it!
- Come on. - You don't want it?

- Don't be silly now.
- No!

- Bonsoir, monsieur! Excuse me...
- C'est complet!

- Ah, no...
- C'est complet.

Does a Mr. raffaele d'amore live here?
He has a moustache.

Oui, il demeure ici,
mais il n'est pas rentré.

- He's come in? Now?
- No, il n'est pas encore rentré.

- Ah, he's not back yet.
- No.

- Where can I wait for him?
- Encore dehors, pas rentré.

Can I wait? I am a friend of his,
Italian, I came...

Ah! Je suis au courant, il m'en a parlé.
Un ami qui arrive d'ltalie?

Vous voulez peut-étre I'attendre
dans sa chambre?

Vous voulez peut-étre I'attendre
dans sa chambre? - Oui.

Excusez-moi, je vous donne la clé.
C'est le numéro 1, au premier étage.

- La premiére porte.
- Number one?

- Oui. Un, c'est ca.
- Merci. - De rien.

- Attention, I'escalier est ciré!
- Oui, oui, merci.

- This is rue de I'eglise. What number?
- I don't know. Christine...

Christine!

Guys, are we sleeping here tonight?

Hold on, she's sleeping!

Christine! Christine!

- What's going on?
- We're here.

- Where?
- I don't know. - Ah, yes.

- Are you paying?
- Oh, yes.

No, the last Metro has already left.
Please wait.

- Where are you going? - Hotel lutétia.
- Hotel lutétia, yes.

- Au revoir, Franco.
- No, let me walk you home.

But I'm here!

- Wait a moment, please.
- I'll just turn the car around.

- I wasn't a bad tour guide, was I?
- Ah, yes.

- What? You didn't like seeing Paris with me?
- Ah, yes! Of course, I really liked it!

- Christine...
- What?

I... I love you.

- Christine...
- No! Goodbye, Franco.

Ah, yes...

Wait! I get off!

- You're not going to the hotel lutétia?
- No, I'll walk.

- As you wish.
- How much?

450 francs.

- No, keep it. Good evening.
- Thank you.

Say, sir... I think your walk
might be on the long side.

- On the long side?
- Yes, it's quite far.

Come on, get in. Tonight you get
to ride for free. - Ah, thanks!

No, not back there.
Up front, next to me!

Thanks a lot!

- Who is it?
- Me, Andrea. - Hold on.

Listen, Andrea...

It would be better if you went to sleep
in Mimi's room, she's not feeling well.

What's all this about?
You gave me permission...

- No, no...
- Now you send me to sleep alone?

She really doesn't feel well.
I've made your bed in there.

- What happened? No, because...
- She's just fallen asleep.

But, I didn't do anything...
Not even a fountain...

It doesn't matter now.
Tell me everything tomorrow.

- If she needs...
- Don't wake her up, here's the key.

- Do you know him?
- Me? No.

- He went like this.
- No.

- Is that the truth?
- Yes, bye.

- Where have you been?
- I'll tell you everything tomorrow.

No, I wanted to tell you that... nothing.

- Tell me tomorrow.
- There's nothing to tell!

- Nothing?
- 20 kilometers...

- Not even a fountain?
- Not even a drop of water.

- Bye, goodnight!
- Bye!

Just one kiss?

Bye!

- Nicolino!
- Yeah? - Come here.

- Nicolino, look at this!
- "Femme de chambre".

- Translate it.
- It means maid, doesn't it?

Are you sure?

- Toto, what if she's a dog?
- A maid in Paris, a dog?

- Bonsoir.
- Bonsoir.

- Monsieur désire quelque chose?
- No, merci beaucoup! Rien!

- Monsieur désire quelque chose?
- No, merci!

- Excuse us.
- Just a moment.

Excuse me, please.
Mimi, come on!

Excuse me, please. Thank you.

And then? - Then, she asked me
to go back to Argentina with her.

- Hear that?
- Yeah, but I...

- Excuse me!
- Paris is always Paris, isn't it?

- Morning, miss Mimi!
- Morning, miss! - Good morning.

- Well, I mean...
- You always make me worry.

- What if you missed the train?
- We went to get newspapers.

Christine!

- Excuse me, miss!
- Watch it!

Excuse me, please!
Excuse me! Excuse me, thanks!

- Franco!
- Christine!

Your map!
I'm so glad I caught you!

Look at those two.

Monsieur, attendez la partence!

- Pourquoi?
- See those two? They're...

- Ah, monsieur, c'est I'heure!
- They're kissing!

- Goodbye, Franco!
- Au revoir!

- Franco! Franco, your map!
- Merci beaucoup!

Goodbye, Christine!
Je t'aime! Je t'aime, Christine!

- Au revoir!
- Christine, je t'écris!

- Au revair, Christine!
- Au revoir!

Au revoir!

Au revoir!