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What breed of dog does former president Barack Obama have?

No clue.

I'm not gonna give you answers, since I'm using it at the seminar.

I just wanna see if it's too hard.

What's the name of the first dog that went into orbit around the Earth?

One, Borislav. Two, Laika. Three, Balalaika. Four, G�nther.

That's easy. It's Laika.

Okay. What dog breed did Roald Amundsen bring to the South Pole?

Sorry, how many dog questions are there?

- Just over half. - That's too many.

They're child welfare officers, not veterinary students.

I've been Googling dogs. I'm getting one.

First floor.

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey. - Hello.

You do remember we're planning the seminar today?

Sure. We have a boy who dislikes school first.

- Okay. Great. See you! - Yeah.

Are you planning the seminar?

Aren't you? I thought it was you, me and Vanja.

No. Tell me more about getting a dog.

Okay, listen to this question.

PERNILLE

What breed of dog is associated with fox hunting in England?

This will be the best seminar ever.

Solveig's found an international exchange program we could apply to.

Two weeks in either Cape Town or Poland

to see how they do child welfare there.

Doesn't it sound fun? You and me taking a trip.

Thelma and Louise. Chirag and Magdi.

What's up? Why aren't you excited?

- Hey. - Hey.

- Hey. - How did it go today?

Today, we spent two hours getting from the parking lot to here,

so it's kind of a step back,

but I think it's been better recently.

He's just absolutely dreading the year-end ceremony.

I'll go in.

I've spoken to family services�

- Hey, Saif. - Oh. Hey.

Wow, did you get your own room? That's so cool. Does that help?

Where's Mom?

She's right outside.

But she said it's been a little extra challenging today.

Is there anything you're extra nervous about?

We're practicing for the year-end show. I'm playing a mailbox.

Oh, a mailbox. Is that a big role?

No, I'm just in the beginning.

Yeah, that's a doozy. Opening the whole thing.

Do you remember your lines?

"Summer vacation is here. People will go far and near."

"We mustn't forget those staying home."

"Send a card to those you don't wanna forget."

You know the whole thing.

Not if people are watching.

No, it's scary when people are watching.

Do you wanna play Uno?

I've only done half my math homework.

You're in luck because I've decided that half is more than enough.

I'm a bit nervous. Remember last time? You crushed me.

If I find some way to make it a little less scary,

are you okay being a mailbox then?

Don't know.

Get ready to be crushed.

We can't avoid dealing with the fact

that what the Israeli state is doing to the Palestinians is apartheid.

That is what this report tells us.

You can argue for the state of Israel's right to exist,

but that's not what the report is about.

It's about continuous systematic breaches

of both the human rights

and the humanitarian rights of one particular ethnic group,

being the Palestinians.

Israel is systematically breaching their human rights

and legally speaking,

the definition of what Israel is doing is crimes of apartheid.

I don't think a single lawyer at Amnesty

alone could fathom the problem at hand down there.

Let's end it there. Amnesty's report�

�can be read on Amnesty's website,

while Karsten M�rland's book about Israel's growth

can be found in bookshops.

Thank you to our panelists. Thank you.

You guys in Amnesty were never neutral.

Maybe, but we support human rights.

- Hi, honey! - Hey.

- Hey! That went well, right? - Well? Excuse me.

You're scared to death that Lars will die in an accident if he goes to play squash,

but you can talk about Palestine

in a room full of Israel supporters.

I'm speechless.

It's not surprising. Human rights is my major.

Could I have two white wines, please?

I'm so impressed. You're toppling regimes.

We can't always make it happen but we do try.

Sorry, I have a weird question,

but are you using that cardboard box for something,

or could I have it?

IBS isn't exactly my specialty,

but it can be pretty annoying.

Seems like Hanna has some issues at least.

Therapy is a good idea.

You're like George Clooney's wife.

DAD ZERO GOALS LET IN AGAINST V�LERENGA

IMPOSSIBLE TO SCORE AGAINST HER! 2-0 TO LYN!

The human rights lawyer.

- Oh, right. - Yeah.

It's easy to forget exactly how clever you are.

Not because� But you're a bit scatterbrained, right?

But you're changing the world.

Yes, hear, hear.

But so do you,

with your rolled-up sleeves on the front lines.

No, I just put out some fires.

- No! - I thought you loved your job.

I got a new job offer.

With Bufdir, as a special advisor focusing on domestic violence.

How exciting! Are you gonna accept?

I think so.

I feel too old to run around and see people perish.

And I'm kind of at odds with my new boss.

You know what? I'm disappointed.

You're supposed to be making lives better in the field

for kids who are struggling.

Am I, though? For the rest of my life?

Shouldn't I be like Tuva and try to change policies?

You know, I think it's fantastic and completely appropriate anyway.

- Congratulations. - Thanks.

Of course you should work on policies and attend hearings.

I was just thinking. Your daughter�

Are you sure she doesn't have medical student syndrome?

- Huh? - What's that? Is that a diagnosis?

Not exactly official,

but a medical student on my course got every illness we read about.

He had migraines, he was always feeling nauseous, and�

What we called hangovers, he called mitochondrial disease.

But he became a great diagnostician.

- Then, he died year before last. - No!

- A stroke. - No.

So it's kind of� ironic, I guess.

- My condolences. - No, it's nothing like that.

I was just thinking.

You want to change jobs because you have a conflict with Bj�rnar.

- Did you know� - No!

Yes. It's the next worst thing for your mental health after death and divorce.

- What? - Conflict with your superior.

I'm not in conflict.

I just want my opinions to be heard.

You know what? I think this is 100% right for you.

You've been on the front lines all your life.

It's time to make a change. Cheers.

- Okay. Cheers. - Come on.

Is Hanna moving out?

Unfortunately not. I'm just making something.

Seen the spray paint we bought last year when you wanted to do graffiti?

No.

Grandpa said you were great yesterday, sturdy as a rock.

My God, you're in the flow now.

Yeah. He'll bring the family to Anfield if I get into the Girls 16 team.

I don't really know because Caroline got invited to a football gathering,

and I haven't heard anything.

- Grandpa really believes in you. - Yeah, don't you?

- Of course I do. Hey! - Did you hear, Hanna?

You're coming to Liverpool this fall.

If I can get into Girls 16.

You can meet Peter that you've been snapping with.

I thought you liked him.

Yeah, I just feel a bit sick.

Have you heard about medical student syndrome?

Kjetil, Astrid's bowel surgeon, mentioned it.

He said it's something medical students are prone to getting.

If you read too much,

you can get the symptoms you read about.

I actually feel sick.

But it could be because we had a dissection.

You have no idea how much fat there is in people's bodies.

Everyone nearly threw up.

It's clear that I'm not becoming a medical examiner.

I didn't know you wanted to do that.

It's fine to exclude some career paths.

Daniel and I got a guy around 65 years old

who had so much fat around his guts

that you could make French fries from the amount around his liver.

Ew!

Luckily summer vacation's coming up. Do you have a summer job?

Summer job? Are you crazy? I need to recover all summer.

Okay.

Start with thinking less about dissecting bodies

and talk to your therapist about medical student syndrome, okay?

Mom, if I die, please don't donate my body to science, okay?

I wasn't planning on it.

I just don't wanna be dissected by medical students

standing there, laughing at my tits.

But I'm sure I can donate a kidney or a liver.

Okay. I'll make a note of it in the organ donation app.

Bye, losers. Happy Sunday.

You should have been there. She didn't let in a single goal.

And Finn was there with his new student.

Was he? That's great.

I don't think she's just his student.

No, but he was there, at least.

Yeah� Unlike Stephen.

No, I don't really see him anymore. He is�

with that Julie.

Yes. He goes to the cinema with Julie,

and goes for walks with Julie.

But Finn was in the zone.

He said he'd spend the night at your house and take care of the girls

when you're away.

He doesn't need to do that. It's one night. Sigrid can handle it.

I guess he hasn't noticed that she's 16 years old.

No.

I'm not sure if I'm going to the seminar.

You've always dreamed of a night in a hotel.

I've decided to quit and accept the job at Bufdir.

Do what you want, sweetie, but take that with you.

A free night at a hotel in your own city.

Not exactly everyday stuff in the public sector.

No, that's true.

Are you in a hurry, by the way?

No. I have to make a few calls

to get a good spot in the Pride parade, but it can wait.

I was wondering if I could use your artistic skills

for a small costume project.

You want me to feel useful?

Yeah, it is the meaning of life, after all�

If you think it's okay. Maybe you've already made a costume?

Not at all. It's more than enough getting him to go to school,

so this is perfect. Saif?

- Yeah? - A visitor.

Okay, coming. Who is it?

- Hi. It's me. - Oh, hi.

I've made something for you.

In case you want to be in the show,

I made this. You can wear it.

If you don't want to be seen,

you can just look through this.

But if you do want to be seen, you can open this.

I don't wanna be in the show.

No, I know.

But in case you change your mind,

you have this, right?

- Do you want to try it? - Yeah.

Look at that.

"Summer vacation is here. People will go far and near."

"We mustn't forget those staying home."

"Send a card to those you don't wanna forget."

Good. I've seen you in your costume now.

- Hey? - Yeah?

Go look in the mirror.

- Okay. Bye. - You look so cool.

Sleep well. Good night, Saif.

- Hey� Thank you. Truly. - It was fun.

- Honestly. - Bye-bye.

Bye.

I'm really considering this one.

It kind of looks like me.

- Get a kid if you want a baby so much. - Dogs are good for your health.

It forces you go to on walks. And you get company.

Did you know dog owners are happier than other people?

Yeah, sorry, I just don't get the whole pet thing.

I don't have any sympathy for walruses getting shot

or dogs at the veterinarian on Facebook or anything.

I'd keep that to myself if I were you.

People don't trust people who dislike animals.

I know, so I'm just telling you.

- Hello! - Hey.

- Hi, Eron. - Welcome.

Proof of participation. Here you go. What do you think?

What's "weight"?

It should have been "academic weight"�

WELFARE, WELL-BEING, WEIGHT

�but then an A would sneak in,

and we couldn't have done the alliteration.

But� Let's see. You can have this one.

Red for you. And blue for you.

- Here. - Do we have to wear it the whole time?

No, it's team shirts for dodgeball.

We're playing dodgeball at 2:30, right?

You've really outdone yourself, Solveig.

Yeah, it's all about planning.

A night in a hotel in your own city� It's kind of cool.

Very.

I don't wanna end up in HR because I'm no good anywhere else.

I mean, HR is important, right?

- Yeah. I'm gonna check in. - Yeah.

- Yeah, HR is super important. But� - Yeah.

Hey! Same team!

�we shouldn't use the English "human resources."

- Did she pee and poop? - Yeah.

Thanks.

Come on. She gets so much calmer when she's been outside.

Yeah, come on, Emilie. Let's go in here. We're going in here.

Oh wow!

- Hey! - Hey.

- Hey. - Hey.

Are you ready for a run-through of "the principle of minor intervention"?

Yep, but I'm more excited about team building and dodgeball.

Me too, honestly.

Can I help you? Which room are you?

- Thanks. 312. - 312.

- It's a very tight schedule. - Yeah.

"Code 6, barred addresses, regulations and challenges."

"Discussion of exchange trip to South Africa and Poland�"

I actually thought that you and Madjid should apply for that.

It's very exciting. It's in January.

This is the wrong time to tell you,

but I'm going to accept a job as special advisor at Bufdir.

Okay. Is that� Yeah. Is that� Is it my fault?

I know that I was really tough on you when we spoke.

I was just frustrated

because you were meddling, but you are a union representative.

- It's your job to meddle. - I need a new challenge.

- And if I'm changing jobs� - Oh, hey! Hi, Bj�rnar.

Could we go through the program?

I had to bring Emilie because she can't be home alone.

Thanks.

What good is a dog you can't leave home alone?

Can't we at least

talk about it before you make a decision?

You see, I have made a decision. Sorry.

Before the afternoon block, we'll have dodgeball and trust exercises,

and we have entertainment too because Madjid has created a quiz,

and Eron is DJ'ing tonight.

We'll start the day with professional inspiration,

and at the end we'll go through the survey about our leadership

that we did to reinforce our work culture.

But first of all, please welcome Ole Andr� Faldbakken

from the violent crime unit

who will talk about,

"What types of violent acts are covered by the penal code,

and how do we support our treatment alliance when reporting on violence."

Go ahead, Ole Andr�.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Come on, Emilie. Come on. Come on, honey.

So, my name is Ole Andr�.

I work in the violent crime unit of the Oslo police.

We're gonna look at some slides here.

"Police and child welfare: National regulations for cooperation."

Interdisciplinary work is in these days.

YOU WON'T SEE IT BEFORE YOU BELIEVE IT

When it's like this� Yeah, that's a bit over the top.

No!

Missed! Yes!

Okay!

Yes!

Are you okay?

It's supposed to be safe and nice.

Thank you. P�rni, I'm so happy it was you

who showed me the ropes when I started.

Thank you.

Eron, I'm so happy you started working with us

because you're so good with the kids.

Eline, thank you for giving me a ride from Asker when the trains aren't running.

My pleasure.

These are the most important finds.

For the statement, "I think my superior is someone who understands my needs,"

78% have replied "strongly disagree,"

and 22% replied "don't know."

For the next statement,

"I think my superior can work through the necessary changes

to make my work both more efficient and more meaningful,"

95% have replied "strongly disagree,"

3% replied "disagree," and 2% replied "don't know."

For the last statement,

"I think my superior is professionally competent,"

80% have replied "strongly disagree,"

and 20% have replied "don't know."

The floor is yours.

Does anyone want to start?

Yes, Eron.

When you see it compiled as graphs, it looks kind of brutal.

Right. Yeah.

But the thing with competence,

it's just too early to say.

We've only had a new boss for a few weeks.

Right. Bj�rnar, you and I have been discussing this,

and I thought that this survey maybe was done a tad too soon.

- Yeah. - That� It could be�

- We spoke about it. - Absolutely. And I agree.

And I hear you, Eron, and�

I know very well what you mean.

I just think�

I just need some time to process these results.

- So� Yeah. - Yeah.

It's windy at the top. But I think we should divide into groups.

- Right? - Yes. Great idea.

- Lovely. - Group up.

- Okay. - Okay. Red group here.

- Blue group. - Yes. Hi.

- It's us. - It's us. Yes.

I think he was great.

You can come to me whenever, because this�

Hey! There.

Let's go.

Hey, come to Mama. Good girl.

There. No. Come on. Hey.

- Hey. - Hey. Come on. Yeah, come here.

Yeah, come on. There you go. You guys like dogs, right?

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- Sit next to me, honey. Sit. - Yeah. Hi. Sit.

There you go.

- I'm off for three weeks. - Three weeks.

So I think I'll get in�

You need to get a proper dog,

not a cannonball with fur.

I just thought a small one is more practical.

Ding, ding.

Well. I just wanted to thank you all.

It's been such a lovely day. Really.

Amazing program, Solveig. Really well done.

Last but not least, thank you

for being so honest and open with your feedback around leadership.

I see the work that you do. Really.

And I think I understand how hard that work can be.

I'll do what I can to give you the support you need.

And I want you to get to know me and my job better.

Even if I'm not coming from your field,

I have a lot of professional competence

that I hope you can see the use of as we go.

First of all, a toast to you all.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

And so� I'd like to start my leadership strategy by taking my leave,

because as we all know, a good leader will leave the party early

so that you can freely speak of those who are absent.

Thank you, and have a great evening.

Should we do a week in Poland in January? You and me?

Sorry, Madjid.

I'm quitting.

Huh?

I got an offer as a special advisor in Bufdir.

I should have told you ages ago but� Yeah.

Now I can be part of changing the system.

- Are you becoming a bureaucrat? - Sorry.

Hello!

I just don't get it.

Weren't you and I gonna be the Starsky & Hutch of the front lines?

Child welfare's Chirag and Magdi? You said that on my 30th birthday.

Madjid, it's got nothing to do with you.

I just don't feel like I'm Chirag or Magdi right now.

There are so many cases and so little time. I can't do enough.

I've lost my touch.

Lost your touch?

Are you stupid?

Didn't you see the video of Saif?

What video?

Check your phone!

So fucking typical that you have it on silent on the day that you shouldn't.

Lost your touch� Stupidest thing I've ever heard.

Would you be interested in watching the Liverpool match

at a pub?

I understand that I still have a lot to learn,

but 80% doubting my professional competence�

It actually really hurts.

But it's not true.

If you're anything, it's professionally competent,

but you haven't had time to show it yet.

I'm not cut out for that job. I'm not.

And I'm really sorry that I was so hard on you.

So hard on you that you want to quit. I'm sorry.

No. I'm the one who should apologize.

I think because we know each other so well

I've let myself mix up our roles,

but you have to be able to take charge.

I don't envy you. People need so many different things.

Eron hates talking about his personal life.

Vanja only wants to talk about hers. Madjid needs a lot of support.

And you? What do you need? In order not to quit.

Nothing. I don't need anything.

I'm not quitting.

Huh?

I've just been a little frustrated

because I feel like we can't help those kids enough,

but then something small happens

that makes it worth it after all.

So you're not quitting?

I don't need to offer you a pay raise to make you stay?

You can do that, but I won't quit anyway.

Wow.

What's happened between 9:00 this morning and now

that I haven't seen?

It was the world's cutest 11-year-old mailbox

who did something he was afraid to do.

You'll be a great boss.

You're very competent. You're great at motivating people.

You see people. And you're not exactly leading a big corporation.

Child welfare workers need to be appreciated.

You're a good guy.

- Thanks. - No problem.

You know what I miss?

I miss having you as a friend.

Do you think we can do that, you and me?

We can do that.

Of course.

Bravo, Sigrid! You kept them to zero!

Thelma, you're starting to get some power in your kick.

Hasn't the coach yelled at you for meddling?

No. The tables have turned now that Sigrid stands there like a wall.

I've been promoted to equipment manager.

- No way! - Yes. Hey, wait�

That guy over there�

I think he's from the football federation.

Do you think he's seeing that a Middelthon is in the zone

these days?

I don't think so.

Half-time already? What's the score?

3-0 to Lyn, and Sigrid's doing great.

Should you eat that with your irritable bowel?

You know what I found out while you were away?

I don't have IBS, I have medical student syndrome.

That's what I said.

No. I mean, you may have mentioned something about it,

but I've figured this out myself.

It's completely obvious because I'm so empathetic, right?

Yeah, I guess you are.

You guess? Excuse me. I've always been like that.

So when I read about diseases,

it kind of feels like I have them myself, right?

And that makes sense.

Is one of those for me?

No, not really.

"I've figured out myself that I have medical student syndrome

because I'm so empathetic." That's the kind of stuff she says.

She's five years old one minute and 127 years the next,

but she doesn't have IBS anymore.

We had way too many edamame beans in the fridge anyway.

Dad's been appointed HSE officer for Pride, by the way,

so we do need you a bit.

A friend of mine is coming, a live one, so I need to go.

We're gonna watch soccer. Bye. Hi!

- Look who it is. - We'll just use my phone signal.

Yeah. Let's see�

Can't we just watch it at your place?

No, thanks. Finn's there with his new girlfriend.

- Right. - I like having a place that's just my own.

Good cave.

The things you could do here�

You could take out those shelves and put in a long couch

and set up a projector on that wall.

Thank you, Mr. Interior Architect,

but I like being in my car.

- Sir Kenny! - Hey! Ding, ding.