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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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ANNOUNCER: And now,
"DreamWorks, Kung Fu Panda.
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Legends of Awesomeness."
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(SINGING) Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda.
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Raised in a noodle shop.
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Never seeking glory or fame.
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He climbed the mountain top and
earned the Dragon Warrior name.
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Hu.
Ha.
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Ya.
Kung Fu Panda.
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Master Shifu saw
the warrior blossom
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and master the skills of
bodacious and awesome.
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Kung Fu Panda.
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He lives and he trains, and he
fights with the furious five.
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Protect the valley,
somethin', somethin'
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somethin' somethin' alive.
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Hu.
Ah.
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Ooh.
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet.
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OK, so here's the deal.
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My old buddy, Lu Kang,
became emperor and made
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me his head of security.
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Awesome, right?
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Turns out, no.
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See, there was this
secret plot against Lu.
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I know.
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We barely got away.
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But then, when I
tried to take him
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to the Jade Palace for safety,
the bad guys beat us there
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and captured Chief One of Five.
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And it gets worse.
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The servant named Pang Bing,
who I thought was my friend,
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actually turned out to
be this evil sorceress
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lady who wants to mind
control everyone in China.
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So not cool.
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Now I've got to get
Lu back to the capital
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so we can defeat Pang
Bing during the eclipse.
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Did I mention that
there's an eclipse?
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Well, there is.
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Anywho, with my
friends held captive,
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I had to break out
a bunch of villains
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that I'd locked up
in Chorh-Gom Prison
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to help me and Lu save China.
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Great idea, huh?
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Eh, not so much.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SNORING]
-Po.
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Wake up.
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What?
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Morning, Sleepyhead.
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You almost missed the meeting.
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Meeting?
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[GONG SOUNDING]
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Gentlemen, welcome
to the very first
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meeting of what I
hereby christen,
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The Brotherhood of Malfeasance.
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Our first order of business,
how best to obliterate
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the Dragon Warrior.
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I say we burn him
alive, with the fire
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that burns and flames like a
thousand suns of flaming burn.
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Alive.
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No.
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I will dash his bones into
dust with my own fists.
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There will be nothing.
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Ah, normally, Gahri
and me would totally
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be into obliterating
the Dragon Warrior.
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But, that usually like,
just makes him mad.
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Enough jibber jabber.
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Let's deep-six that black
and white buffoon already.
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I can't believe
I thought freeing
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the villains was a good idea.
-I don't know.
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They seem nice.
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(SHOUTING) Arg.
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See?
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Totally mad now.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Ow.
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Have you guys forgotten
why we're here?
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Oh, uh.
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You want us to help you
stop an evil sorceress
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from controlling the minds
of everyone in China,
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including ours.
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Thank you, Gahri.
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Pfft.
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Suck-up.
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I know you hate me.
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But is that more important
than saving yourselves
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from having your minds zapped?
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We've got to stick
together or Pang Bing
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will pick us off one-by-one.
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Look.
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When it comes to planning and
thinking, I'm a total loser.
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And when it comes to being
productive members of society,
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you're total losers, too?
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Ah, is this supposed
to be a pep talk, guy?
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Yes.
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Because I know that
together, we can be winners.
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Together, we can
defeat Pang Bing.
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And together, we can
save all of China.
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Now who's with me?
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ALL: Yeah!
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Nice speech, Panda.
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We're in.
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Long live The Brotherhood
of Malfeasance.
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ALL: [GROANS] No.
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No.
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[ENGINE SOUND]
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Taotie, this is amazing.
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Where'd you get this thing?
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What self-respecting
villain doesn't
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have a secretly hidden
emergency escape blimp?
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True.
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Guys, seriously.
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It's someone else's turn.
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So where we going, boss?
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The capital.
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Are you mad?
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Or are you mad?
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Lu's got to be in the capital
when the eclipse starts.
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It's going to fill him
with magical emperor mojo,
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so he can take out Pang Bing.
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I'm also hoping it gives me
super cool kung-fu powers.
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Hitcha-hitcha.
Atcho.
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We cannot battle
an entire city.
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We have to, Timotei.
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Lose the key.
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No matter what, we've
got to keep him safe.
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Lu!
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Did you have a backup plan?
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Tong Fo.
Man the rudder.
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Timotei, Hundun, spot me.
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Meee!
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Whoa, ho!
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Ga!
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Lu.
You OK?
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No, I'm not.
Why?
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Because that stupid riddle
is still driving me crazy.
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What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?
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It makes no sense.
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Bamboo!
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No, I don't think--
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[CRASH]
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[GROANING]
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We're alive.
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I love that.
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ALL: [CHEERING]
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Great teamwork, everybody.
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You guys know what to do.
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You heard the panda.
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We have a witch to defeat.
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They totally
respect you now, Po.
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Shifu you would be so proud.
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I just hope he and
The Five are OK.
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I'm sure they're fine.
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[EVIL LAUGHTER]
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Looks like your friend is on
his way here to destroy me.
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But I'll be ready for him.
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Bring me the first victim.
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Take her down.
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We won't get another chance.
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There's the capital.
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Looks pretty un-break-in-able.
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What do you think, Lu?
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I can see my imperial
palace from here.
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We're ready.
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Where are the others?
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[CRASH]
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Ho!
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Looking good, guys.
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Good?
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My Tripods of Trepidation
are works of sheer genius.
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Arg!
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I love it.
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Har, har, har, har.
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Why do we build
machines for war when we
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don't even have a plan for war?
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Who cares?
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When was the last time you
went into battle and said, man.
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I wish I didn't have
so many war machines?
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True.
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Well, it just so happens
we do have a plan.
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Po?
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Tong Fo did some recon
and found that the North
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Gate was lightly guarded.
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Fung and Gahri will
create a diversion here.
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Oh, we could do a scene
from the opera I'm writing.
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Darn it, Gahri.
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Keep it simple.
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Allowing the war
machines to enter here.
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Total chaos ensues.
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And then Lu takes her out.
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Uh, what do you guys think?
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I'm grudgingly impressed.
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Unfortunately, I am not.
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Shifu.
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You're OK.
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You're keeping
very disreputable
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company, Dragon Warrior.
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Where are The Five?
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We broke free and
attacked Pang Bing.
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But our magic was too great.
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I escaped, but the
others weren't so lucky.
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Then we've got to move fast.
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Guys, man the war machines.
-No.
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She'll expect a frontal assault.
Stealth is our only hope.
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-But I think--
-Oh, oh.
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You think.
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You thought you could handle
being Lu's head of security.
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You thought releasing these
villains was a good idea.
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It's time to leave the thinking
to someone more qualified.
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ALL: [GASPING]
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Your call, Panda.
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But you better hurry.
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The eclipse is about to start.
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[SIGHS].
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We'll go with Shifu's plan.
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He knows better than I do.
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That's the first sensible
thing you've said.
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Follow me.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Why must we wear
these stupid disguises?
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I figured a little extra
sneakiness wouldn't hurt.
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Let's do this.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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I'll handle this.
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Hello there, a large man.
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Like what you see?
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Um.
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Not really.
-Liar!
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Subtle.
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ALL: Growl.
-Let it.
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This way.
Quickly.
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I totally make this look work.
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[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Master Shifu.
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How'd you know this
place was here?
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No time to explain.
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Get inside the circle.
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It's our only protection
against Pang Bing's magic.
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But something's wrong here.
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Quit blathering
and do as he says.
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Master Shifu.
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All hail Pang Bing.
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[CRASHING SOUNDS]
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Po!
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Wow.
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Like he just totally
saved our lives.
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I say we avenge him.
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That wouldn't be smart.
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-The Five.
-Wrong.
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Keep fighting.
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Can't let her win.
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How about it, boys?
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You can fight to
save your friend,
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like he just did for you.
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Or you can go free.
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Is this a trick?
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I'm just asking
because I wish to know
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the answer to my question.
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You are of no
consequence to me.
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So leave now before
I change my mind.
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Too, bad, Panda.
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You had spunk.
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Goodbye.
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And farewell.
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Write me, if you live.
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I need to stay alive, guy.
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Sorry, Po.
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[BURPS] eh.
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Their minds will all
belong to me soon enough.
272
00:12:06,820 --> 00:12:07,760
Hey!
273
00:12:07,760 --> 00:12:09,280
You still lost, Pang Bing.
274
00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:10,600
I got Lu here in time.
275
00:12:10,600 --> 00:12:12,230
And when the Eclipse
starts, he's going
276
00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:14,940
to kick your sorcery butt.
277
00:12:14,940 --> 00:12:16,000
You idiot.
278
00:12:16,000 --> 00:12:18,160
You did exactly what
I needed you to do.
279
00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:20,480
You said only Lou
could foil your plan.
280
00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:23,930
And he would have, if he
wasn't here for the ritual.
281
00:12:23,930 --> 00:12:24,900
What?
282
00:12:24,900 --> 00:12:28,220
For my powers to increase,
I need to sacrifice
283
00:12:28,220 --> 00:12:30,440
one of imperial blood.
284
00:12:30,440 --> 00:12:33,020
And that's just what
you brought to me.
285
00:12:33,020 --> 00:12:36,650
I would thank you, but
it just seems too cruel.
286
00:12:36,650 --> 00:12:37,650
But, no! .
287
00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:40,340
The Eclipse is going to
make Lu super strong,
288
00:12:40,340 --> 00:12:41,830
just like it did his uncle.
289
00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:46,850
I may have
misremembered that story.
290
00:12:46,850 --> 00:12:48,360
Then it's over.
291
00:12:48,360 --> 00:12:50,260
I'm sorry, Lu.
292
00:12:50,260 --> 00:12:52,620
I failed you.
293
00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:55,470
Leave him alone,
horrible, nasty lady.
294
00:12:55,470 --> 00:12:57,610
Mind control me, instead.
295
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,260
I would if I could.
296
00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:01,610
But your feeble mind
can't hold more than one
297
00:13:01,610 --> 00:13:03,200
thought at a time.
298
00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,670
Huh?
299
00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:06,620
Po!
300
00:13:06,620 --> 00:13:10,280
Any last words before
you become my minion?
301
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:13,610
What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?
302
00:13:13,610 --> 00:13:16,420
Worst last words ever.
303
00:13:16,420 --> 00:13:19,800
[CHANTING]
304
00:13:27,530 --> 00:13:30,890
[DRUMS BEATING]
305
00:13:36,660 --> 00:13:38,170
Are we ready to begin?
306
00:13:38,170 --> 00:13:39,400
Yes, my master.
307
00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,660
The people are assembled.
308
00:13:40,660 --> 00:13:42,130
The great canons
are being loaded
309
00:13:42,130 --> 00:13:44,070
to celebrate your triumph.
310
00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:46,440
And the Eclipse has begun.
311
00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,660
Excellent.
312
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:48,870
Bring forth the prisoner.
313
00:13:55,210 --> 00:13:56,130
Help!
314
00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:57,120
Anybody?
315
00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,600
Emperor in peril here.
316
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:01,530
They can't hear you, fool.
317
00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,350
As far as they know,
they're just here
318
00:14:03,350 --> 00:14:05,620
for your ascension ceremony.
319
00:14:05,620 --> 00:14:08,370
Po will find a way to stop you.
320
00:14:08,370 --> 00:14:10,340
I seriously doubt that.
321
00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:16,480
ALL: Hail Pang Bing.
322
00:14:16,480 --> 00:14:18,350
Say it ain't so, Po.
323
00:14:18,350 --> 00:14:24,270
[EVIL LAUGHTER] And
now, the ritual begins.
324
00:14:24,270 --> 00:14:27,770
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
325
00:14:34,750 --> 00:14:35,980
What's happening?
326
00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,250
I'm all tingly.
327
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:41,410
And not in the way I like.
Agh.
328
00:14:50,270 --> 00:14:53,270
[SCREAMING]
329
00:14:56,770 --> 00:14:58,990
Time to pay the pipers, witch.
330
00:14:58,990 --> 00:14:59,750
This is so cool.
331
00:14:59,750 --> 00:15:01,370
We're like 40 feet tall.
332
00:15:01,370 --> 00:15:03,180
It's nice to see you smile.
333
00:15:03,180 --> 00:15:04,790
Stop them.
334
00:15:04,790 --> 00:15:05,790
ALL: Hail, Pang Bing.
335
00:15:08,790 --> 00:15:12,230
[DRAMATIC SOUND EFFECTS]
336
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,500
Don't just stand there.
337
00:15:26,500 --> 00:15:27,550
Attack!
338
00:15:27,550 --> 00:15:30,890
I hear and obey.
339
00:15:30,890 --> 00:15:32,810
Whoa!
340
00:15:32,810 --> 00:15:33,550
Po.
341
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:35,550
I thought you were hypnotised.
342
00:15:35,550 --> 00:15:36,390
Nope.
343
00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:39,390
Check it out.
344
00:15:39,390 --> 00:15:42,450
I countered her mind zap by
focusing on only one thought.
345
00:15:42,450 --> 00:15:45,570
Shifu's riddle.
346
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,060
[ELECTRIC SOUND EFFECTS]
347
00:15:47,060 --> 00:15:48,560
Po!
348
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,560
Fire.
349
00:15:50,560 --> 00:15:53,550
[CANNON FIRE]
350
00:16:06,130 --> 00:16:07,620
It is time.
351
00:16:12,610 --> 00:16:16,110
[CHANTING]
352
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:36,630
What do you put in the
barrel to make it lighter?
353
00:16:36,630 --> 00:16:37,550
Don't worry.
354
00:16:37,550 --> 00:16:39,050
Everybody.
Ah.
355
00:16:42,540 --> 00:16:44,570
Oh, man.
356
00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:48,070
[PUNCHING SOUNDS]
357
00:16:48,070 --> 00:16:51,350
[WHIMPERING]
358
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:54,870
The final victory is mine.
359
00:16:54,870 --> 00:16:58,370
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
360
00:17:01,340 --> 00:17:04,740
Got to stop Pang Bing.
361
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:08,220
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
362
00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:12,680
[GROANS]
363
00:17:12,680 --> 00:17:16,650
[MECHANICAL SOUNDS]
364
00:17:16,650 --> 00:17:20,620
[LAUGHTER]
365
00:17:23,590 --> 00:17:26,070
[SMASHING SOUNDS]
366
00:17:26,070 --> 00:17:28,060
[CRASH]
367
00:17:28,060 --> 00:17:29,540
[GROANS] Oh, OK.
368
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:32,520
OK.
369
00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:35,500
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
370
00:17:52,360 --> 00:17:55,830
[EXPLOSIONS]
371
00:17:55,830 --> 00:18:00,300
[EXPLOSION]
372
00:18:00,300 --> 00:18:03,270
[GROANING]
373
00:18:03,270 --> 00:18:06,250
[MECHANICAL NOISES]
374
00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,310
Ah, once again.
375
00:18:12,310 --> 00:18:16,450
I've just got to
catch my breath.
376
00:18:16,450 --> 00:18:19,870
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
377
00:18:32,510 --> 00:18:36,400
I'm coming for you, Pang Bing.
378
00:18:36,400 --> 00:18:39,850
[CRASH]
379
00:18:39,850 --> 00:18:41,780
Po!
380
00:18:41,780 --> 00:18:46,130
[GROANING]
381
00:18:46,130 --> 00:18:49,280
Yours is the only
mind left, Panda.
382
00:18:49,280 --> 00:18:50,540
Give it to me.
383
00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:52,140
What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?
384
00:18:52,140 --> 00:18:54,720
What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?
385
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,290
What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?
386
00:18:56,290 --> 00:18:58,130
What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?
387
00:18:58,130 --> 00:19:00,460
That riddle can't
protect you forever.
388
00:19:00,460 --> 00:19:02,800
What do you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?
389
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:04,260
Save yourself, Po.
390
00:19:04,260 --> 00:19:05,220
Play dead.
391
00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,440
Climb a tree.
392
00:19:06,440 --> 00:19:07,650
Jump in a hole.
393
00:19:07,650 --> 00:19:11,030
What do you put
in a barrel-- hole?
394
00:19:11,030 --> 00:19:14,500
[GASPS] Hole!
395
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,970
[DRAMATIC MUSIC]
396
00:19:32,360 --> 00:19:34,340
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
397
00:19:34,340 --> 00:19:35,830
Po.
398
00:19:35,830 --> 00:19:39,300
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
399
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,360
ALL: Hail Pang Bing.
400
00:19:40,360 --> 00:19:42,360
Hail Pang Bing.
401
00:19:42,360 --> 00:19:43,860
Hail Pang Bing.
402
00:19:46,390 --> 00:19:49,050
[EXPLOSIONS]
-What?
403
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:54,510
No!
404
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:04,430
No!
405
00:20:04,430 --> 00:20:07,900
I waited so long.
406
00:20:07,900 --> 00:20:10,870
No.
407
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:14,350
[MUSIC PLAYING]
408
00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:19,800
It worked!
409
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:20,790
Woo-hoo!
410
00:20:20,790 --> 00:20:21,790
Yes!
411
00:20:21,790 --> 00:20:23,050
What happened?
412
00:20:23,050 --> 00:20:24,730
You figured out the riddle, Lu.
413
00:20:24,730 --> 00:20:25,720
I did?
414
00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:27,660
Eh, that doesn't sound like me.
415
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,170
Well, you helped
me figure it out.
416
00:20:29,170 --> 00:20:32,430
To make a barrel lighter,
you put a hole in it.
417
00:20:32,430 --> 00:20:33,550
Of course.
418
00:20:33,550 --> 00:20:37,730
And it's funny
because it's true.
419
00:20:37,730 --> 00:20:41,710
[MUSIC PLAYING]
420
00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:47,800
Panda, you did it.
421
00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,010
I was wrong.
422
00:20:49,010 --> 00:20:51,470
You are a thinker
when you want to be.
423
00:20:51,470 --> 00:20:53,060
I'm very proud.
424
00:20:53,060 --> 00:20:54,080
Thanks, Master Shifu.
425
00:20:54,080 --> 00:20:57,520
But I couldn't have done
it without-- [CRASH] Wow!
426
00:20:57,520 --> 00:20:59,130
Guys.
-Hey.
427
00:20:59,130 --> 00:21:00,330
After all we've
been through, you
428
00:21:00,330 --> 00:21:02,500
guys we're going to smash me?
429
00:21:02,500 --> 00:21:04,840
Just looking for a
return to normalcy.
430
00:21:04,840 --> 00:21:06,020
-Of course.
-That's right.
431
00:21:06,020 --> 00:21:07,610
Yes, normal.
432
00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:09,110
Yeah, nothing personal.
433
00:21:09,110 --> 00:21:10,610
[SCREAMS]
434
00:21:10,610 --> 00:21:14,050
[MECHANICAL SOUNDS]
435
00:21:19,420 --> 00:21:20,320
Sorry we can't stay.
436
00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:22,790
We have a previous engagement.
437
00:21:22,790 --> 00:21:25,250
With evil.
438
00:21:25,250 --> 00:21:27,710
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
439
00:21:27,710 --> 00:21:30,690
[CRASH]
440
00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:32,460
Darn it.
441
00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,560
And stay out.
442
00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:39,020
ALL: [CHEERING]
443
00:21:39,020 --> 00:21:40,380
Guys!
444
00:21:40,380 --> 00:21:41,510
Not bad, Panda.
445
00:21:41,510 --> 00:21:42,680
Not bad?
446
00:21:42,680 --> 00:21:45,440
The big show-off just
saved all in China.
447
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,670
The main thing is that
we're all together again.
448
00:21:48,670 --> 00:21:51,840
Unfortunately, our time
together will be brief.
449
00:21:51,840 --> 00:21:53,700
Po is still Lu Kang's
head of security.
450
00:21:53,700 --> 00:21:57,020
He'll be staying
here in the capital.
451
00:21:57,020 --> 00:21:58,330
Sorry, guys.
452
00:21:58,330 --> 00:22:00,540
The emperor needs me.
453
00:22:00,540 --> 00:22:02,930
[SAD MUSIC]
454
00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:04,260
Master Po.
455
00:22:04,260 --> 00:22:07,790
As your emperor, I have
this to say to you.
456
00:22:07,790 --> 00:22:08,850
You're fired.
457
00:22:08,850 --> 00:22:09,760
What?
458
00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,720
I do need you, Po, but
China needs you more.
459
00:22:12,720 --> 00:22:14,480
At the Jade Palace.
460
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:18,630
So get out of here,
you knuckle-head.
461
00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:19,520
Who-hoo!
462
00:22:19,520 --> 00:22:20,520
ALL: [CHEERS]
463
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:24,520
There he is.
464
00:22:24,520 --> 00:22:27,420
[SAD MUSIC]
465
00:22:31,300 --> 00:22:32,270
Hey, everybody.
466
00:22:32,270 --> 00:22:34,070
Let's hear it for
the Dragon Warrior.
467
00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:35,270
Hazah!
468
00:22:35,270 --> 00:22:36,770
Hazah!
ALL: Hazah!
469
00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:37,670
Hazah!
470
00:22:37,670 --> 00:22:38,570
Hazah!
471
00:22:38,570 --> 00:22:40,370
Hazah!
472
00:22:40,370 --> 00:22:43,720
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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