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Wah da.
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Ha.
Huh.
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Ya.
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NARRATOR: And now
DreamWork's Kung Fu
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Panda, Legends of Awesomeness.
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PO: (SINGING): Hear the
legends of the Kung Fu Panda.
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Doon, Doon, doon,
da bom da boom boom.
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Raised in a noodle shop,
never seeking glory or fame.
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He climbed the mountain top and
earned the dragon warrior name.
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Ooh, ah, ya.
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doon, doon, doon,
da bom da boom boom.
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Master Shifu saw
the warrior blossom
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and master the skills of
bodacious and awesome.
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Doon, doon, doon,
da bom da boom boom.
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He lives and he trains and he
fights with the Furious Five.
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Protect the valley
somethin', somethin',
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somethin' somethin' alive.
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Hoo ah ooh.
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Kung Fu Panda.
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet.
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[ORIENTAL MUSIC]
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These will fetch a pretty
penny on the black market.
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You know, it's kind
of annoying the way
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you always state the obvious.
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MONKEY: You think
that's annoying?
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Wait until we kick your butts.
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Hai.
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These are priceless.
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Don't let them get damaged.
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Hey, they don't want
the stuff to get damaged.
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I know.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Back off or the
tapestry gets it.
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No.
It's 2000 years old.
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We are going to walk out of
here nice and easy, and you--
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PO: Shakabooie.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Po look out for--
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I'm on it .
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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TIGRESS: Po, be careful.
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Don't worry.
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I'm OK.
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[YELLING AND FIGHTING]
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Po.
PO: Just a minute.
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Done and done.
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Now, what did you want to say?
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MASTER SHIFU: Po, you can't
just blunder into situations
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like a panda in a China shop.
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Well, this is China
and I'm a panda so--
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You know what I mean.
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You need to think
before you act.
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Think before you act.
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Think!
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But I'm the acty guy,
not that thinky guy.
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You're just mad because
you couldn't handle
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those thieves without me.
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We were handling them.
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Sure with some help
from these guys.
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Lefty and Roger.
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CRANE: Aah.
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Oh.
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The Emperor.
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The Emperor.
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What about the Emperor?
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He's here.
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ALL TOGETHER: Ah.
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The Emperor is here?
Unannounced?
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This is serious trouble.
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Maybe he's just
dropping by to say howdy.
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The last time an emperor
dropped by the Jade Palace
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was hundreds of years
ago, and he howdied
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seven people's heads off.
-Gulp.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Am I doing this right?
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Be quiet.
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Should I be in the
back because I'm
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tall or should I be in the front
because I'm the dragon warrior?
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Po, you are not to speak
during ceremonial greetings.
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Tremble in feat
and bow in respect
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to his most noble and
imperious Emperor of all China.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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EMPEROR LU: Hey
there party people.
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[ALL TALKING AT ONCE]
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TIGRESS: We thought
it was the Emperor.
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MONKEY: What's going on?
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Lu, long time no-- aah.
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It's OK.
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He's my old kung fu teacher.
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Stand down faithful guards.
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Their so protective.
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But that's the downside
of becoming the Emperor.
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Yeah, well, I guess-- what?
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EMPEROR LU: My
grandfather retired
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and named me as his successor.
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You're looking at Emperor,
Lu Kang, ruler of all China.
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He may be Emperor,
but he's still a klutz.
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You got that right.
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I'm just going to-- ah-- uh.
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Anyway, in a couple
days I'm having
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my imperial ascension ceremony.
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We scheduled it to
coincide with the eclipse.
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You can't have a good ascension
ceremony without an eclipse.
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It's really all the rage.
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Ahem.
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Oh, right, right, right.
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Dragon Warrior I
want to introduce you
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to my chief advisor,
Duke Zhihui.
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He is most impressive.
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Back at ya.
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And I want to introduce you to
the Duke's assistant, Pangbing.
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I'm in charge of slop bucket.
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Pangbing.
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You are not to speak during
ceremonial greetings.
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And last, but not least, I want
to introduce you to my new head
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of security, you.
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Huh?
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Wait what?
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Nifty surprise, huh?
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Po, I'm appointing you to be
head of imperial security,
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for real.
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Oh my gosh, Lu.
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This is the greatest
honour ever.
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But are you sure?
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I mean--
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Master Po, when I came
here to learn kung fu,
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you were the only one
who believed in me,
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and now I believe
in you and fairies.
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Cool.
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This is going to be great.
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Tigress will be in
charge of discipline.
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Crane, you'll handle
ankle bracelets.
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EMPEROR LU: No Po.
You don't understand.
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I just want you.
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The furious five will remain
here at the Jade Palace.
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You mean I have to
leave my friends?
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But-- but I--
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Your Majesty, might I suggest
one of the furious five
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as head of security,
perhaps Tigress or Monkey
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or really anyone but Po?
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Huh?
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Don't get me wrong.
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Po has many fine qualities, such
as all those qualities he has.
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But he's not really
management material.
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Don't sugarcoat it Shifu.
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What do you really think?
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I'm sorry, Po.
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Head of Imperial Security
is a critical position.
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The Emperor's life is a
constant state of peril.
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It is?
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MASTER SHIFU: Yes, it is.
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This job requires
analysis, preparation,
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thinking, not just acting.
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Hey, I can think while I act.
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Can you now?
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Then answer this riddle.
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What can you put in a
barrel to make it lighter?
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Oh, ah, hmm.
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MASTER SHIFU: Now attack me.
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Oh, OK.
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I just-- just got to-- ha.
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Whoa.
Oh.
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How big a barrel or-- Ah, oh.
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Is in a feather?
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I'm sorry, Panda, you're
just not a thinker.
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Your Majesty--
-Ooh, is it two feathers?
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I'm thinky enough to
do this job, right guys?
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Thinky?
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Fine, then I'll
prove you all wrong.
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I can handle this.
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Lu, I accept your offer.
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Yeah.
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PO: Oh, ah, oh, ah.
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This is going to
be so great, Po.
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It'll be a really
long sleepover.
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[FLUTE MUSIC]
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So uh-- I guess
this is goodbye.
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Don't stay away too long.
[BUZZER SOUND]
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Aah.
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I can't believe you
still fall for that.
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Going to miss you, buddy.
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Ow.
Aah.
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Ooo.
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Take care of yourself, Panda.
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You too, Tigress.
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Put a little of this in
your tea every morning.
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It'll help with
that ah-- problem.
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Which problem?
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Mm-hm.
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Oh, right.
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Thanks bro.
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I'm going to miss you, man.
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[ORIENTAL MUSIC]
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[CRYING]
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[ORIENTAL MUSIC]
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Hm.
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-Master Po.
-Master Shifu.
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Po, be careful.
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Be careful?
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You really think I'm going
to mess this up, don't you?
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Well, the Emperor thinks I
can do it, and so do I Master.
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See you around.
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Po.
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[FLUTE MUSIC]
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Just be careful.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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OK, men, while we're
camped out for the night,
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make sure to keep an eye
out for any dan-- ger.
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Carry on.
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Oh, Duke Zhihui, I wanted
to talk to you about a-- ah.
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Eh, I don't think that
Duke guy likes me much.
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That's OK.
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He doesn't like
anyone else either.
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It's not just him.
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Nobody here takes me
seriously except for you.
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Maybe Shifu was right.
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PANGBING: Nonsense.
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Nobody took Lu Kang seriously,
and now look at him.
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He's the Emperor.
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He's instituted Friday pie days.
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Pie.
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You're right Pangbing.
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Thanks.
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You're a good friend.
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I better check on Lu.
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-A badger.
-What?
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The thing you put in the barrel
to make it lighter, a badger.
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Oh, I don't think so.
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Dang.
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[STOMACH GROWLS]
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Whoa, time for third dinner.
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You keep thinking, Lu, ah-- I'm
going to sniff out some food.
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[SNIFFING SOUNDS]
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[MUSIC PLAYING AND SMACKING
SOUNDS]
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PO: Oh.
[STOMACH GROWLING]
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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DUKE ZHIHUI: That Panda
could ruin everything.
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We'll have to
escalate our plans.
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Tonight we eliminate this
so-called Dragon Warrior.
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Then, we move on the Emperor.
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Ah.
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Lu Kang's days are numbered.
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Ah, heh, heh, heh.
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What's up, Duke?
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Get that Panda.
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He's-- he's a traitor.
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Lu Kang.
Lu Kang.
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[BATTLE MUSIC]
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PO: Lu Kang.
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Time for pie?
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[BATTLE MUSIC]
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-Lu.
-Hey, what's going on?
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Zhihui is plotting against you .
We got to go.
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EMPEROR LU: Well,
that's no good.
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Hey do I have time
to pack a few things.
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PO: No.
EMPEROR LU: What are you doing?
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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[SCREAMING]
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EMPEROR LU: Ugh.
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Oh, my gosh.
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That was so cool.
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Can we do it again?
265
00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:48,480
Maybe later.
266
00:11:48,480 --> 00:11:50,880
[MUSIC PLAYING]
267
00:11:57,120 --> 00:11:59,800
Got to-- go-- got to rest.
268
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,050
Really.
269
00:12:01,050 --> 00:12:04,130
I could keep going for-- agh.
270
00:12:04,130 --> 00:12:04,930
Ugh.
271
00:12:04,930 --> 00:12:05,860
Yeah.
272
00:12:05,860 --> 00:12:07,240
Rest sounds good.
273
00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:10,490
OK, what do we do now?
274
00:12:10,490 --> 00:12:14,570
PO: We get you to the Jade
Palace where you'll be safe.
275
00:12:14,570 --> 00:12:15,270
Come on.
276
00:12:20,730 --> 00:12:22,000
Still thinking
about that riddle?
277
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,160
EMPEROR LU: Don't tell me.
278
00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:26,700
Is it a soap bubble?
279
00:12:26,700 --> 00:12:27,510
PO: We'll be safe here.
280
00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:30,490
[FLUTE MUSIC]
281
00:12:32,780 --> 00:12:35,960
[FIGHTING NOISES]
[MUSIC PLAYING]
282
00:12:36,750 --> 00:12:37,450
Ooh.
283
00:12:40,950 --> 00:12:41,990
Zhihui.
284
00:12:41,990 --> 00:12:47,400
[MUSIC PLAYING]
285
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,880
Ah dua.
286
00:12:48,880 --> 00:12:49,860
Oh.
287
00:12:49,860 --> 00:12:51,340
Agh.
EMPEROR LU: Oh.
288
00:12:54,780 --> 00:12:57,240
[EERIE MUSIC]
289
00:13:01,170 --> 00:13:04,310
PO: Come on.
[EERIE MUSIC]
290
00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:09,620
PO: Here.
291
00:13:09,620 --> 00:13:11,640
This is an old access
tunnel to the Jade Palace's
292
00:13:11,640 --> 00:13:14,480
emergency water supply.
293
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:17,050
We'll sneak in, and I can
take Zhihui one on one.
294
00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,850
Look at you all using
your brain and stuff.
295
00:13:22,850 --> 00:13:24,470
Kind of hurts right in here.
296
00:13:24,470 --> 00:13:26,770
Yea, I get that all the time.
297
00:13:26,770 --> 00:13:29,260
[WATER DRIPPING]
298
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:34,240
[MUSIC PLAYING]
299
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:55,750
Hide here.
300
00:13:55,750 --> 00:13:59,390
I'll capture Zhihui and force
him to free Shifu and the Five.
301
00:13:59,390 --> 00:14:02,370
[MUSIC PLAYING]
302
00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:14,300
PO: Agh.
303
00:14:14,300 --> 00:14:16,050
Eee.
304
00:14:16,050 --> 00:14:18,780
Ah.
305
00:14:18,780 --> 00:14:19,780
What kept you?
306
00:14:19,780 --> 00:14:22,420
I've been standing behind
that column for ages.
307
00:14:22,420 --> 00:14:25,310
[MUSIC PLAYING AND FIGHTING
SOUNDS]
308
00:14:34,950 --> 00:14:36,480
But how?
309
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:38,320
That was solid steel.
310
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,140
And I'm solid Dragon Warrior.
311
00:14:40,140 --> 00:14:42,460
[MUSIC PLAYING AND SWORDS
CLASHING]
312
00:14:42,460 --> 00:14:43,370
PO: Ooh.
313
00:14:43,370 --> 00:14:45,000
Not that solid.
314
00:14:45,000 --> 00:14:47,180
Farewell Dragon-- agh.
315
00:14:52,440 --> 00:14:54,240
Pangbing, you saved me.
316
00:14:54,240 --> 00:14:56,700
-Is the Emperor all right?
-Don't worry.
317
00:14:56,700 --> 00:15:00,390
Who's hiding over there
behind that armour?
318
00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:03,360
-Good to know.
-Huh?
319
00:15:03,360 --> 00:15:05,800
[MUSIC PLAYING ELECTRICAL
CHARGES]
320
00:15:13,770 --> 00:15:14,470
But I thought--
321
00:15:14,470 --> 00:15:16,330
Thinking was your
first mistake.
322
00:15:16,330 --> 00:15:17,630
[MUSIC PLAYING AND ELECTRICAL
CHARGES]
323
00:15:20,880 --> 00:15:21,580
Huh?
324
00:15:21,580 --> 00:15:24,550
[MUSIC PLAYING ELECTRICAL
CHARGES]
325
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,300
Pangbing, I thought
we were pals,
326
00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:35,660
but you, you're some kind
of evil sorceress lady.
327
00:15:35,660 --> 00:15:39,080
What tipped you off,
the levitating or this?
328
00:15:39,080 --> 00:15:41,800
[MUSIC PLAYING ELECTRICAL
CHARGES]
329
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,090
A--a-- a little of both.
330
00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:44,580
[ELECTRICAL CHARGES]
331
00:15:44,580 --> 00:15:45,570
Yeow.
332
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:48,040
Ow, ah, hah, hah.
Agh.
333
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:50,520
[ELECTRICAL CHARGES]
334
00:15:50,520 --> 00:15:53,490
[MUSIC PLAYING ELECTRICAL
CHARGES]
335
00:15:59,920 --> 00:16:03,410
PO: Hoo-ah.
-Get Lu Kang.
336
00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:08,570
Yes Master.
337
00:16:08,570 --> 00:16:09,400
Why?
338
00:16:09,400 --> 00:16:10,600
Why are you doing this?
339
00:16:13,150 --> 00:16:16,950
My mystical order has
been around since the dawn
340
00:16:16,950 --> 00:16:19,910
of the first dynasty.
341
00:16:19,910 --> 00:16:21,850
We hoped to use our
magic to promote
342
00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:27,080
peace and harmony amongst
all and enlighten the people.
343
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:29,750
But they were
simple, stupid folk.
344
00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:33,120
Fearing our power,
they shunned us.
345
00:16:33,120 --> 00:16:36,650
I explained our good
intentions to the Emperor,
346
00:16:36,650 --> 00:16:38,500
but he was as
ignorant as those he
347
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:43,440
ruled and ordered our arrest.
348
00:16:43,440 --> 00:16:46,350
[MUSIC PLAYING]
349
00:16:47,810 --> 00:16:50,740
PANGBING: was the
only one who escaped.
350
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:53,410
Over the centuries,
I mastered the power
351
00:16:53,410 --> 00:16:55,800
that would allow me
to take my revenge
352
00:16:55,800 --> 00:16:59,290
on the people and their
tyrannical Emperor,
353
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:00,740
mind control.
354
00:17:05,090 --> 00:17:07,310
Look, what that Emperor
did to you was wrong.
355
00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:09,380
But it happened like
1,000 years ago.
356
00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,020
You look great by the way.
357
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:13,240
None of those that hurt
you are even around anymore.
358
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:14,850
Why mind control us?
359
00:17:14,850 --> 00:17:17,820
Because I can, except for Lu.
360
00:17:17,820 --> 00:17:19,810
He's too simple
to be controlled,
361
00:17:19,810 --> 00:17:22,640
a mind that can only focus
on one thing at a time
362
00:17:22,640 --> 00:17:24,750
is impervious to my magic.
363
00:17:24,750 --> 00:17:27,010
I like olives.
364
00:17:27,010 --> 00:17:32,600
So I took control of Duke
Zhihui and the guards instead.
365
00:17:32,600 --> 00:17:36,080
Soon, I will control
all the minds in China.
366
00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:39,480
At the eclipse, I will
perform the ritual of infusing
367
00:17:39,480 --> 00:17:42,500
and my powers will
increase a million-fold.
368
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:45,020
[MUSIC PLAYING ELECTRICAL
CHARGES]
369
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,870
To think, this imbecile
is the only thing
370
00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:49,460
that can ruin my plans.
371
00:17:49,460 --> 00:17:50,320
I am?
372
00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:51,370
But you won't.
373
00:17:51,370 --> 00:17:52,490
I won't?
374
00:17:52,490 --> 00:17:56,240
No and neither will
your idiot panda friend.
375
00:17:56,240 --> 00:18:00,100
Ah, that's idiot
Dragon Warrior to you.
376
00:18:00,100 --> 00:18:00,800
Oh.
377
00:18:00,800 --> 00:18:03,570
[MUSIC PLAYING ELECTRICAL
CHARGES]
378
00:18:04,530 --> 00:18:06,640
PO: COME on.
them.
379
00:18:06,640 --> 00:18:09,600
[MUSIC PLAYING ELECTRICAL
CHARGES]
380
00:18:14,030 --> 00:18:15,020
EMPEROR LU: Ow.
381
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,010
Keep moving.
382
00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:18,470
[MUSIC PLAYING AND ROARS FROM
GUARDS]
383
00:18:22,700 --> 00:18:25,870
Ah.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
384
00:18:28,820 --> 00:18:31,500
Ho-ah.
EMPEROR LU: Ah.
385
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,410
This is going to be dramatic.
386
00:18:33,410 --> 00:18:35,670
[MUSIC PLAYING]
387
00:18:46,320 --> 00:18:47,770
PO: Ow.
388
00:18:47,770 --> 00:18:49,180
Morning head of security.
389
00:18:49,180 --> 00:18:50,630
I found some fruit
for breakfast.
390
00:18:50,630 --> 00:18:52,870
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
391
00:18:52,870 --> 00:18:54,730
Lu, those are pebbles.
392
00:18:54,730 --> 00:18:55,980
Oh.
393
00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:59,420
I kind of wish I hadn't
eaten so many of them then.
394
00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:00,960
MONKEY: You won't
get away with this.
395
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,610
TIGRESS: Oh.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
396
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,390
They're headed
towards the capital.
397
00:19:21,390 --> 00:19:24,430
Yea, so Pangbing can add them
to her mind-controlled army
398
00:19:24,430 --> 00:19:25,550
during the eclipse.
399
00:19:25,550 --> 00:19:27,250
But the eclipse is tomorrow.
400
00:19:27,250 --> 00:19:28,180
We're running out of time.
401
00:19:28,180 --> 00:19:30,220
What are we going to
do, and what do you put
402
00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:32,890
in a barrel to make it lighter?
403
00:19:32,890 --> 00:19:34,200
I don't know, Lu.
404
00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:36,390
I've completely blown it.
405
00:19:36,390 --> 00:19:37,370
Shifu was right.
406
00:19:37,370 --> 00:19:38,900
I'm no good at thinking.
407
00:19:38,900 --> 00:19:41,760
I'm no good at anything.
408
00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:43,390
I still believe in you, Po.
409
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:44,510
And fairies.
410
00:19:44,510 --> 00:19:46,620
And fairies.
411
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:49,380
There's no way we
can stop Pangbing.
412
00:19:49,380 --> 00:19:51,770
Nothing can.
413
00:19:51,770 --> 00:19:53,940
Ah, except you.
414
00:19:53,940 --> 00:19:55,720
She said you could
stop her, but how?
415
00:19:55,720 --> 00:19:56,990
How?
416
00:19:56,990 --> 00:19:58,230
Ooh, ooh.
I know.
417
00:19:58,230 --> 00:19:58,930
I know.
418
00:19:58,930 --> 00:19:59,830
Call on me.
419
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,900
Call on me.
420
00:20:01,900 --> 00:20:04,260
Legend has it that long
ago during an eclipse,
421
00:20:04,260 --> 00:20:06,450
my great, great,
great grand uncle,
422
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:09,320
Emperor Shun became all
super strong and stuff.
423
00:20:09,320 --> 00:20:10,650
Maybe that will happen to me.
424
00:20:10,650 --> 00:20:11,960
That must be it.
425
00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,860
At the eclipse you'll
become powerful enough
426
00:20:13,860 --> 00:20:15,220
to defeat Pangbing.
427
00:20:15,220 --> 00:20:18,290
Will I have huge rippling
muscles and six-pack abs?
428
00:20:18,290 --> 00:20:19,420
I don't see why not.
429
00:20:19,420 --> 00:20:20,810
Yea me.
430
00:20:20,810 --> 00:20:23,090
We have to get you to the
capital before the eclipse.
431
00:20:23,090 --> 00:20:25,540
But how?
432
00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:28,200
We're going to need help,
really powerful help.
433
00:20:31,330 --> 00:20:32,180
What?
434
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:35,920
Did you have a good happy
idea or a bad frowny idea?
435
00:20:35,920 --> 00:20:39,940
Lu Kang, I present our
powerful but evil help.
436
00:20:39,940 --> 00:20:44,470
Dau Dai master of machinery,
to the mighty rhino, Hundun.
437
00:20:44,470 --> 00:20:49,450
The dreaded crime lord Tong
Fo, Tamutai Warrior King
438
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:53,790
of the Chi Don,
and Fung and Gahri
439
00:20:53,790 --> 00:20:58,720
these two guys who
try really hard.
440
00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,440
Darn it.
441
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,180
[METAL DOOR SLAMMING]
442
00:21:04,180 --> 00:21:06,580
HUNDUN: So, Panda, now that
we're free, how are you going
443
00:21:06,580 --> 00:21:07,970
to stop us from running away.
444
00:21:07,970 --> 00:21:11,260
I'll tell you tomorrow
during the eclipse
445
00:21:11,260 --> 00:21:14,710
an evil sorceress is going
to enslave everyone in China,
446
00:21:14,710 --> 00:21:17,260
everyone, including you.
447
00:21:17,260 --> 00:21:19,580
I hate being enslaved.
448
00:21:19,580 --> 00:21:21,720
It's one of my least
favourite things.
449
00:21:21,720 --> 00:21:23,590
PO: Out only hope is
to put our differences
450
00:21:23,590 --> 00:21:24,510
aside and cooperate.
451
00:21:24,510 --> 00:21:27,140
[MUSIC PLAYING]
452
00:21:29,090 --> 00:21:31,530
[LOUD EXPLOSION]
453
00:21:31,530 --> 00:21:34,460
[MUSIC PLAYING]
454
00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:45,800
So what do you say, guys?
455
00:21:45,800 --> 00:21:48,280
Let's go save China.
456
00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:48,980
Oh, ho.
457
00:21:48,980 --> 00:21:51,690
Ah.
458
00:21:51,690 --> 00:21:53,180
Ah.
Huh?
459
00:21:53,180 --> 00:21:56,930
[MUSIC PLAYING]
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