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ANNOUNCER: And now,
DreamWorks' "Kung Fu Panda--
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Legends of Awesomeness."
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THEME SONG: Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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Raised in a noodle shop,
never seeking glory or fame.
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He climbed the mountain top and
earned the Dragon Warrior name.
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Ooh, ah, ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Master Shifu saw
the warrior blossom
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and master the skills of
bodacious and awesome.
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Kung Fu Panda!
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He lives and he trains and he
fights with the Furious Five.
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Protect the valley
something, something,
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something, something alive.
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Ooh, ah, oh!
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Kung Fu Panda--
Legends of Awesomeness.
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Sweet.
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MONKEY: OK, Po.
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The name of the
game is Who Hit Me.
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All you do is go--
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Silence.
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My other senses
are reaching out,
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expanding my mind to
anticipate every possible-- ya!
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Ugh!
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Uh!
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Whoa!
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Ugh!
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Ow.
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Maybe we should
go over the rules.
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Gather around.
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Ow.
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Ugh!
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General Tsin is out
at the grain mill
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on one of his
delusional rampages.
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General Tsin?
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We got to help him.
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Help him?
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The man is a menace.
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Yeah, one big steaming
cup of cray cray.
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Maybe, but he's still one of
China's most legendary heroes.
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He defeated the barbarian
horde at He Man Ren.
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He rescued the Crimson
Princess from her captors
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atop Shan Yu mountain.
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He destroyed half of
Beijing searching for a pair
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of comfortable slippers.
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Which he then married
at a private ceremony
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in a ginkgo tree.
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Which he then
burned to the ground.
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So he's a tad eccentric.
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Po, the general was a great
man, but now he's dangerous.
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You need to put your admiration
aside and stop his rampage.
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--[SIGH] OK, but let's
take it easy on him.
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The general's
getting on in years
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and has a frail constitution.
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GENERAL TSIN: Hya!
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Hya!
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[INAUDIBLE] I step over bugs
tougher than you on my way
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to a fight.
-Oh, yeah.
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Real frail.
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Hya!
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Ha!
Ha!
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Hot pagodas.
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Prepare to face the cleansing
face cream of justice.
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ALL: Ah!
ALL: Ah!
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Guys, give me a minute.
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I can talk him down
off the crazy train.
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Good luck with that.
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Hya!
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Ha!
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Ha, ha, ha.
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PO: General Tsin.
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Stop.
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Well, I'll be dipped in
stuff that you dip stuff in.
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Dragon Warrior.
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Good to see, boy.
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-Ya!
-Yeah.
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Hey, General.
Uh, quick question.
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Hya!
Ugh!
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What the heck are you doing?
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No time for chitter chatter.
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You gotta help me
destroy this reeking
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den of agricultural evil.
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Oh, sure.
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And why?
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It's the wiggling
skull crack vibratories.
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We got to stop them
from sucking out
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our precious freewill fluids
and brain juice, right?
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Uh.
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Well said.
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Lock and load, panda.
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He's reloading.
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Take him down.
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For freedom and brain juice.
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General, wait!
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Look out!
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Guys!
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Regrettable, but they
were asking for it.
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No!
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Stand down, panda.
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This is exactly what
the skull crackers want.
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Enough, General.
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No one else gets hurt.
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Ugh!
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Ugh.
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Except maybe you.
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Ugh.
Skull crackers.
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Ice cream.
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Mother.
-Huh.
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It looks like his
crazy train jumped
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the tracks sometimes ago.
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Yes, we agree.
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His story is far
fetched and laughable.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Ah!
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Please accept this gift of
rice for saving our mill.
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Oh, that's not
really necessary.
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But you were so brave, and your
ears are so soft and inviting.
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My ears?
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A guy could curl up in one of
those wonderful ears and just--
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Hong.
Desist.
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I beg forgiveness, Hong.
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Look, it's OK.
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Weird, but-- OK.
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Thanks, Hong and other Hong.
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[GRUNTING]
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Do we have to keep
him tied up like that?
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ALL: Yes.
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So you attacked
the mill because--
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The alien rice weevils.
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Or as I call them wiggling
skull crack vibratories.
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They're fuzzy and
come from the moon.
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They got 100 tiny legs,
and they're all named Hong.
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They crawl into folk's
ears and redecorate
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their brains, turning them into
helpless, dancing meat puppets.
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Their goal is
dominate the planet,
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and the only way to stop
them is to slap a copper pot
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on your head, splash
tea in your face,
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and sing the water lily song.
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(SINGING) I'm a
pretty water lily.
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Watch me float right on
by the old riverboat.
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I'm not a rabbit and
you're not a goat.
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Water lily, water
lily grab your coat.
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Everybody!
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Whistle, whistle, whistle,
whistle, whistle--
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Thank you, General.
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I think we understand
the situation.
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Come with me.
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GENERAL TSIN: Po.
Look, son.
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I-- I know I'm
one-- one time short
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of a pu pu platter but you--
you have to believe me.
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They're real.
They're here.
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You could be next.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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[GENERAL TSIN SINGING]
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Poor guy.
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[SNIFFING]
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Um.
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This rice Hong gave me
smells like old feet.
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Wait.
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Hong?
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[GASP]
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Master Shifu!
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The general might not be crazy!
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I mean, he is, but
maybe only 97% crazy.
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That's nearly 5% sane.
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Wait a second.
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That's the gizmo the general
used to put his captives
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into suspended animation.
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And it should work
just as well on him.
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We don't have a choice.
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If he gets loose again
no one will be safe.
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No.
You have to listen.
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There were these two
weird guys at the mill.
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They were both named
Hong, and they were
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way too interested in my ears.
-Ugh.
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Two weird guys at the mill
interested in my ears.
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Give it a rest, dude.
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I know it sounds
nuts, but shouldn't we
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at least check it out?
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MASTER SHIFU: Po, enough.
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You're wasting our time
with this nonsense.
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Nonsen-- hang on.
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I get you down on
the general and all,
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but why won't you believe me?
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Clearly your idol
worship of General Tsin
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is clouding your judgement.
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This is for the best.
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Perhaps one day we
could revive him when
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we find a cure for his madness.
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Until then.
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I can't let them do this.
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If any part of the
general's story is true
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I got to find out now.
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Uh, hello?
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Uh, Hongs?
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Panda sneaky styles.
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Panda sneaky styles.
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Sneaky styles.
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Sneaky.
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Ah, whatever.
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Hmm.
Ah!
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HONG: Hello, Mr. Panda.
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Aah!
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What have you done?
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I'm so sorry.
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It was an accident.
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He's OK.
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Ah, thank goodness.
I--
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Don't worry, Hong.
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We'll find another nice, warm
ear for you to re-infest.
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[GASP]
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The general was right.
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Wiggling skull crack
vibratory invasion!
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Ah!
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Ow!
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Ow!
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Prepare him for ear-festation.
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You wiggly skull
cracking-- my friends
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will come looking for me.
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Your friends will be dealt
with shortly thanks to you.
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MASTER SHIFU: We're ready.
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I'm glad Po will be
here to see this.
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Ugh.
Ugh.
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[GASP]
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Do not struggle.
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It will only make the
ear-festation more unpleasant.
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You may call me Supervisor Hong.
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General Tsin was right.
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You Weevil guys do exist.
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General Tsin.
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Only he was able
to uncover out plan
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of worldwide Weevil domination.
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We live to conquer.
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ALL: Conquest.
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Conquest.
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Conquest.
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Conquest.
Conqu--
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Leave us.
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I'd like to be
alone with his ears.
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The time has come,
Dragon Warrior.
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Hi-ya!
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With your power under my control
we will truly be invincible.
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Grr.
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No, no.
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No-- [LAUGHS] That tickles.
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No!
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No!
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Aah!
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[HONG LAUGHS]
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HONG: Your mind is
mine, dragon warrior.
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Mind cloudy.
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Must fight.
Ugh.
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Copper wok.
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Tea.
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General said it's
their only weakness.
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Aah!
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[HONG LAUGHS]
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Aah!
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HONG: No!
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Ugly, nasty copper blocking
my mind control powers.
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Tea.
Aah!
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Making everything
dim and unpleasant.
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Gotta keep fighting
and singing.
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(SINGING) I'm a
pretty water lily--
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HONG: Aah!
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That melody.
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--riding on the old riverboat.
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Second verse!
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I'm not a rabbit and
you're not a goat.
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No!
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Wrap your-- ugh!
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Thanks, General.
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You have made a grave
mistake, Dragon Warrior.
273
00:11:42,690 --> 00:11:47,530
Those whom we cannot
control we destroy--
274
00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:48,230
Got hurry.
275
00:11:48,230 --> 00:11:50,170
There may still be time
to save Shifu and the guys
276
00:11:50,170 --> 00:11:53,220
and the general and the world.
277
00:11:53,220 --> 00:11:53,920
Ugh.
278
00:11:58,180 --> 00:11:59,790
Master Shifu.
Guys.
279
00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:03,840
You were wrong big time,
and I was right bigger time.
280
00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:07,070
This is an insidious
plot and I uncovered it.
281
00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:10,280
What plot is that,
my good friend.
282
00:12:10,280 --> 00:12:13,610
My good-- ah!
283
00:12:13,610 --> 00:12:15,190
Uh, uh, you know.
284
00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:18,120
The plot thing.
285
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,610
Yes?
286
00:12:20,610 --> 00:12:28,510
The plot to-- to-- to
ear infest this panda,
287
00:12:28,510 --> 00:12:35,890
which has been done by me, Hong.
288
00:12:35,890 --> 00:12:39,130
It went really great.
289
00:12:39,130 --> 00:12:40,090
Hail Weevil guys.
290
00:12:47,220 --> 00:12:49,020
Uh, look.
291
00:12:49,020 --> 00:12:51,580
I control the
panda's every move.
292
00:12:51,580 --> 00:12:53,150
Ya!
All right!
293
00:12:53,150 --> 00:12:54,030
Ow!
294
00:12:54,030 --> 00:12:55,780
Ha, ha, ow!
295
00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:57,670
Hysterical, is it not?
296
00:12:57,670 --> 00:12:59,270
Dance helpless panda.
297
00:12:59,270 --> 00:13:00,450
Dance.
298
00:13:00,450 --> 00:13:01,870
La, la, la.
299
00:13:01,870 --> 00:13:03,650
Dance, dance, dance.
300
00:13:03,650 --> 00:13:04,350
Ta da!
301
00:13:10,830 --> 00:13:13,810
Welcome, brother.
302
00:13:13,810 --> 00:13:16,320
Ah, great to be here.
303
00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,250
GENERAL TSIN (SINGING):
I'm a pretty water lily.
304
00:13:18,250 --> 00:13:22,590
Watch me float right on
by the old riverboat.
305
00:13:22,590 --> 00:13:25,220
Now just the ladies
in the house.
306
00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:26,900
I'm not a rabbit and
you're not a goat.
307
00:13:26,900 --> 00:13:30,240
Stop that awful screeching.
308
00:13:30,240 --> 00:13:34,410
Who's going to make me,
you ear-loving polypod?
309
00:13:34,410 --> 00:13:37,510
-I will.
-Po.
310
00:13:37,510 --> 00:13:38,220
Oh, no.
311
00:13:38,220 --> 00:13:40,500
You've been skull cracked.
312
00:13:40,500 --> 00:13:46,890
Yes, and it means
your end, old one.
313
00:13:46,890 --> 00:13:50,520
-You got an allergy, boy?
-Wink.
314
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:54,980
Wink, wink.
315
00:13:59,330 --> 00:14:01,290
I'll take it from here.
316
00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:02,660
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
317
00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:05,850
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
318
00:14:05,850 --> 00:14:06,980
Seriously, I'll
take it from here.
319
00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:12,010
General, you were
right about everything.
320
00:14:12,010 --> 00:14:12,710
Don't worry.
321
00:14:15,410 --> 00:14:16,450
Aah!
322
00:14:16,450 --> 00:14:18,640
Take that you skull cracker.
323
00:14:18,640 --> 00:14:19,430
General, wait.
324
00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:20,800
You don't understand.
325
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,290
No, I understand.
326
00:14:22,290 --> 00:14:24,160
You crawled into the
dragon warrior's ear
327
00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,700
and sucked out his
precious freewill fluids.
328
00:14:27,700 --> 00:14:29,660
Just for a second,
but then-- ah!
329
00:14:29,660 --> 00:14:31,090
Po was my friend.
330
00:14:31,090 --> 00:14:33,590
He was courageous and only
punched me in the face
331
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:36,630
when he absolutely had to.
332
00:14:36,630 --> 00:14:38,630
And you're going to
pay for what you did do
333
00:14:38,630 --> 00:14:42,600
his soft, smooth brain parts.
334
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,530
General, no!
335
00:14:47,750 --> 00:14:49,490
Ah, bean dip.
336
00:14:49,490 --> 00:14:51,940
Good thing that wasn't one
of those exploding arrows.
337
00:14:51,940 --> 00:14:54,680
[EXPLOSION]
338
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,230
General, I'm not one of them.
339
00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,740
I'm me.
Ow!
340
00:14:57,740 --> 00:14:59,740
Two rickshaws leave
Beijing at 9 o'clock.
341
00:14:59,740 --> 00:15:01,480
If one's carrying
coconuts and the other
342
00:15:01,480 --> 00:15:05,190
one's carrying my aunt Lin,
then what's my favourite colour?
343
00:15:05,190 --> 00:15:06,860
Uh, blue?
GENERAL TSIN: Wrong.
344
00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:08,860
Uh!
345
00:15:08,860 --> 00:15:11,850
Ah!
346
00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:13,230
Phew!
347
00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:15,230
Do your worst skull cracker.
348
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:15,980
General.
349
00:15:15,980 --> 00:15:18,660
All I have to say
to you is duck.
350
00:15:18,660 --> 00:15:19,350
Hya.
351
00:15:23,180 --> 00:15:24,940
Shifu and the five
have been taken over.
352
00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:27,970
Quick, we'll escape
through the catacombs.
353
00:15:27,970 --> 00:15:29,810
Po, I was wrong.
354
00:15:29,810 --> 00:15:30,970
It is you.
355
00:15:30,970 --> 00:15:33,040
Can you ever forgive me?
-Ah.
356
00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:34,630
How can I stay mad
at my favourite
357
00:15:34,630 --> 00:15:36,170
semi-delusional war hero?
358
00:15:36,170 --> 00:15:37,170
Come on.
359
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:42,640
Those two must be
dealt with permanently.
360
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:46,010
Forget it.
361
00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:48,350
You're both out of your
tiny, little minds.
362
00:15:48,350 --> 00:15:49,530
I resent that, sir.
363
00:15:49,530 --> 00:15:50,790
I'm not out of my mind.
364
00:15:57,070 --> 00:15:59,110
Dad, this is a matter
of life and death.
365
00:15:59,110 --> 00:16:01,250
The evil moon weevils are here.
366
00:16:01,250 --> 00:16:04,340
They love conquest
and soft, warm ears.
367
00:16:04,340 --> 00:16:06,410
Let me put it another way.
368
00:16:06,410 --> 00:16:07,720
(SINGING) I'm a
pretty water lily--
369
00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:09,890
Dad, we need all
your copper woks.
370
00:16:09,890 --> 00:16:12,170
All my copper woks?
371
00:16:12,170 --> 00:16:14,550
Listen, you stay
away from my son
372
00:16:14,550 --> 00:16:17,850
here and stop filling his head
with your twisted, crazy person
373
00:16:17,850 --> 00:16:19,720
fantasies.
[SIGH]
374
00:16:19,720 --> 00:16:20,770
I understand.
375
00:16:20,770 --> 00:16:25,930
I guess I'll just take my giant
sack of gold somewhere else.
376
00:16:25,930 --> 00:16:26,640
Ah, oh.
377
00:16:26,640 --> 00:16:31,790
I'm so happy that you found
a positive male role model.
378
00:16:31,790 --> 00:16:32,530
Let's face it.
379
00:16:32,530 --> 00:16:34,200
I've been kind of a bust.
380
00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:36,070
Dad, get the woks.
381
00:16:36,070 --> 00:16:37,800
Right.
382
00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,420
I'll have a quick look outside.
383
00:16:39,420 --> 00:16:40,220
Good thinking, soldier.
384
00:16:45,180 --> 00:16:52,460
No sign of any weevil
infested-- hey, there.
385
00:16:56,990 --> 00:16:58,370
The whole town's
been weevilised.
386
00:16:58,370 --> 00:16:59,970
We're in deep dim sum, General.
387
00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:04,350
The name's Hong.
388
00:17:04,350 --> 00:17:06,270
No!
389
00:17:06,270 --> 00:17:07,230
Oh!
390
00:17:07,230 --> 00:17:09,630
Ah!
391
00:17:09,630 --> 00:17:11,560
Eeh!
392
00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:14,350
Resistance is futile,
dragon warrior.
393
00:17:14,350 --> 00:17:17,980
It's time you became one of us.
394
00:17:17,980 --> 00:17:18,960
ALL (CHANTING): One us.
395
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:19,930
One of us.
396
00:17:19,930 --> 00:17:20,900
One of us.
397
00:17:20,900 --> 00:17:22,360
One of us.
398
00:17:22,360 --> 00:17:23,340
One of us.
399
00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:24,310
One of us.
400
00:17:24,310 --> 00:17:25,290
HONG: One of us.
401
00:17:28,700 --> 00:17:30,160
Ah!
402
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:32,610
Ah!
403
00:17:32,610 --> 00:17:33,310
You wanna go?
404
00:17:33,310 --> 00:17:34,290
Let's go.
405
00:17:34,290 --> 00:17:35,140
But I'm warning you.
406
00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:38,340
I may go down, but I'm taking
a bunch of you with me.
407
00:17:38,340 --> 00:17:41,580
The panda is too dangerous
for ear-festation.
408
00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:43,280
He must be immobilised instead.
409
00:17:50,880 --> 00:17:54,070
Let's put him out of
commission forever.
410
00:17:54,070 --> 00:17:55,520
Excellent idea.
411
00:17:55,520 --> 00:17:58,080
General Hong, will
you do the honours?
412
00:17:58,080 --> 00:17:59,070
It will be my pleasure.
413
00:18:01,810 --> 00:18:03,780
Wah!
414
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:05,250
Ah!
Ugh!
415
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,000
Wah!
416
00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:26,730
Ow!
Ah!
417
00:18:26,730 --> 00:18:30,120
Ugh!
Ugh!
418
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:33,510
Waa!
Ugh!
419
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,460
Ugh!
420
00:18:40,460 --> 00:18:41,810
Leave my son's brain alone.
421
00:18:41,810 --> 00:18:44,060
It's already over taxed.
-Dad!
422
00:18:44,060 --> 00:18:44,760
Wok me!
423
00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:48,140
Fool.
424
00:18:48,140 --> 00:18:50,600
You don't have enough
woks for all of us.
425
00:18:53,780 --> 00:18:56,170
I kind of think I do.
Wa!
426
00:19:01,150 --> 00:19:02,270
Bring it.
427
00:19:02,270 --> 00:19:03,750
Wa!
428
00:19:03,750 --> 00:19:05,230
Hya!
429
00:19:05,230 --> 00:19:06,220
Ugh!
430
00:19:06,220 --> 00:19:07,200
Hiya!
431
00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,180
Ugh!
432
00:19:09,180 --> 00:19:10,160
Stop him.
433
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,150
Stop him!
434
00:19:15,580 --> 00:19:17,060
Ha!
435
00:19:17,060 --> 00:19:18,540
Ya!
436
00:19:18,540 --> 00:19:20,510
Aah!
437
00:19:20,510 --> 00:19:22,490
Whoa!
438
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:24,460
Ugh!
439
00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,930
Ugh!
440
00:19:26,930 --> 00:19:28,030
Ugh.
441
00:19:28,030 --> 00:19:30,180
Ugh.
442
00:19:30,180 --> 00:19:31,690
You did it, son.
You did it.
443
00:19:31,690 --> 00:19:33,380
We're free.
We're free.
444
00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:34,120
Po.
445
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,190
You saved us.
446
00:19:36,190 --> 00:19:38,320
I'm sorry we didn't believe you.
447
00:19:38,320 --> 00:19:39,970
You can thank me later.
448
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:40,810
A lot.
449
00:19:40,810 --> 00:19:44,470
Right now it's time to
clean out the weevils.
450
00:19:44,470 --> 00:19:45,170
Po?
451
00:19:53,970 --> 00:19:56,200
You may have won
this battle, but we
452
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,490
weevils will win the war.
453
00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,100
We will fight.
454
00:20:00,100 --> 00:20:01,660
We will conquer.
455
00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,440
We will--
456
00:20:03,440 --> 00:20:04,400
That felt good.
457
00:20:07,810 --> 00:20:10,030
I think these guys are
ready for a permanent visit
458
00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:12,380
to Chorh-Gom Prison,
maybe on a shelf
459
00:20:12,380 --> 00:20:14,550
with tschotchkes or
commemorative bamboo wood
460
00:20:14,550 --> 00:20:15,480
burnings.
461
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,480
It's all thanks to you, Po.
462
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:19,870
You believed in me when
everyone else thought
463
00:20:19,870 --> 00:20:21,970
I was loopier than tofu.
464
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:24,030
You can stay here
and rest if you want.
465
00:20:24,030 --> 00:20:25,300
We'd be honoured to have you.
466
00:20:25,300 --> 00:20:27,550
Thanks, but I think
getting weevilised
467
00:20:27,550 --> 00:20:28,960
straightened my brain out.
468
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,710
I feel sane for the
first time in years.
469
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:35,100
Heeyah hooey!
470
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:35,960
See, guys.
471
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:37,770
It pays to have faith.
472
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:40,410
The world is saved and the
General's not crazy anyway.
473
00:20:40,410 --> 00:20:42,530
Well, I'm off to Korea
for a little holiday.
474
00:20:42,530 --> 00:20:45,600
It looks like a
beautiful day to fly.
475
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:47,970
He-ya!
476
00:20:47,970 --> 00:20:51,490
Yip, yip, yip!
477
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:56,210
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