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Wah-tah!
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Hi-yah!
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MAN (VOICEOVER): And now,
DreamWorks' Kung Fu Panda:
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Legends of Awesomeness.
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THEME SONG: Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda!
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[SCATTING]
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Raised in a noodle shop,
never seeking glory or fame.
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He climbed the mountain top and
earned the Dragon Warrior name.
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Ooh, ah, ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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[SCATTING]
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Master Shifu saw
the warrior blossom,
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and master the skills of
bodacious and awesome!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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[SCATTING]
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He lives, and he trains, and he
fights with the Furious Five.
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Protect the Valley,
something, something,
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something, something alive!
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Ooh, ah, ya!
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Legends of awesomeness.
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Sweet.
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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SHIFU (VOICEOVER):
When I was young,
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there was someone
at the Jade Palace
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who always looked out for me.
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His name was Xinshi,
and he was my friend.
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We were inseparable.
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He was the only one who
could make me laugh.
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PO: Wait, wait,
wait, you laughed?
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Eventually Xinshi left
to work for the Emperor.
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I haven't seen in the years,
but we've kept in touch.
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Not long ago, Temutai
and his Qidan warriors
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were planning to attack China.
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Man!
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I hate it when
people attack China!
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Xinshi caught wind of the
plot, and it was foiled.
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Temutai has sworn revenge.
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So we're going to
protect your buddy.
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Anybody gets near him,
and I'll be like, what?
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What?
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[KUNG FU NOISES]
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Yes, but first, we
have to find him.
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Xinshi has gone into hiding.
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I'm expecting a message
from him with his location,
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but Zeng is late
again, as usual.
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Come on.
Zeng does his best.
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Which isn't good enough!
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He's less reliable
than that chair.
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Wait, this--
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[CHAIR CRACKING]
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[GLASS SHATTERING]
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Let's go find Zeng.
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Who knows what kind of trouble
he's gotten himself into?
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[SCREAMING]
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You've discontinued
the spicy noodles?
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Those were my favourite.
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You'll eat plain noodles
and like it, lackey!
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SHIFU: Zeng!
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Master Shifu, uh, I
was just bringing you--
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In the middle of delivering
a life or death message,
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you stop for a snack?
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But I was just--
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Of all the inept, blundering,
useless, incompetent,
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bumbling, selfish,
dunderheaded, dim-witted,
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self-serving, idiotic--
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It was my lunch break!
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I do, and I do,
and I do for you.
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I deliver messages.
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I mop the floor.
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I massage your feet!
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Ew.
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I just traveled over 200
miles with your stupid message,
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and all I want is
my spicy noodles!
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Can't you even let me have that?
-No!
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I need that message now!
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Relax.
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I got it right here, OK?
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Nothing's going to happen to it.
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[TING]
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At last.
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I have the location of
the treacherous Xinshi.
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My revenge will be sweet!
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Not if I have--
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[GARBLED SPEECH]
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It's polite to let him finish,
but I value your enthusiasm!
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[THUD]
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[YELLING]
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MR. PING: Stop that!
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Huh?
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No more kung fu fights in here.
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[BOTH SIGH]
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We'll take that message.
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I don't think so!
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Come on, boys.
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My knuckles are hungry.
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[YELLING]
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Wah-tah!
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Huh!
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Keep away!
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[YELLING]
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[LAUGHTER]
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Time to choose.
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The message or the messenger!
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Ah!
-Zeng!
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Get out of there!
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I can't!
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[WOOD CRACKING]
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PO: Ugh!
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Shifu!
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We will make Xinshi pay
for what he has done.
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Pay the ultimate-- price!
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[GRUNTING]
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[CRASH]
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Whoa.
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You OK, Shifu?
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What do you think?
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SHIFU: This is all due
to your incompetence!
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Now Po will have to find Xinshi
and protect him without me.
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If anything happens to him--
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[GRUNTING]
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What do you have to
say for yourself?
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I was really hungry?
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Not good enough!
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Pack your things, Zeng.
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The Jade Palace
no longer requires
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your so-called services.
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Whoa, Shifu.
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Don't you think you--
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You're-- you're firing me?
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Of course I am, and it's
been a long time coming.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well-- well, you're
fired from my life!
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Very well then.
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Huh?
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[CRYING]
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[CRYING]
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Hey, Zeng.
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Sorry about that.
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Come on.
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It's not that bad.
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Of course it's that bad.
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How could it be worse?
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You could have had a huge
water tower fall on you.
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[CRYING] And
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This could be a great thing.
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You've always said you
were under-appreciated
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as a messenger.
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Now you can be anything!
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The sky's the limit.
-Really?
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Absolutely.
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A smart, capable duck like you.
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I'm a goose.
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You could be a
poet, or a carpenter,
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or a kung fu master, or--
-Ooh!
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Do you really think I
could be a kung fu master?
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Uh, hypothetically, yeah.
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[CRYING]
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Of course you can!
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Uh, look at you.
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That perfect physique,
that noble bearing.
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You're a natural!
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Well, I guess if an
overweight, ungainly panda can
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be a Kung Fu master, I can too!
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I mean, just look at you.
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You're practically grotesque.
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[LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY]
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I'm gonna do it!
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That'll show Shifu.
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Good plan.
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Lemme know how it goes.
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Well, I got to head out
and find that Xinshi guy.
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[THUD]
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What are you doing?
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If I'm gonna be
a kung fu master,
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I want to start right away!
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And since this thing with
Xinshi is partly my fault--
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Entirely.
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I should help fix it.
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So let's go, fellow
kung fu master buddy!
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Wa-hoo!
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Woo-hoo!
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Ya-zoo!
Ooh!
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When I'm part of
the Furious Five,
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I can boss around the Jade
Palace staff like they do.
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Did you know that Mantis
makes me do his laundry?
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Hoo-ha-ha!
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I wash it in a teacup.
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Hey, we'll have to change
the name of the Furious Five.
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How about the Savage Six?
ooh, it'll be so great!
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Ha!
Wah-tah!
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Yeah, special.
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So fellow kung fu master,
how are we gonna find Xinshi?
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Well, Temutai and his
warriors went this way,
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we just find some witnesses,
ask a few questions--
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Maybe those guys saw them.
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When I get through with
them, they'll be begging
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to tell us what they know.
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It's time for Zeng
to bring the pain.
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Oh, no, Zeng!
Zeng!
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No!
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Kung fu master Zeng is here!
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Who wants to get
their butt kicked?
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Huh?
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Apparently kung fu
master Zeng does.
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[LAUGHS]
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[ALL GRUNTING]
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I warn you.
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My wings are so dangerous, I--
I'm afraid to scratch myself!
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[YELLING]
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Ugh.
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A tough guy, huh?
Wah!
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Ya-ya-ya!
Wah!
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[SMACKING]
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You know what?
I gotta stop you.
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This is just getting sad.
Huh?
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Looking for this?
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Hey!
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My mom gave me that!
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Oh, sorry!
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Wah-tah!
ZENG: Wah!
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Ya-ya-ya!
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Wah!
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Zeng!
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Wah-ha!
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[GRUNTING]
-Easy!
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Huh!
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Wah!
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Wah-tah!
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Enough!
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We need to know if you've
seen some Qidan warriors.
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Ugh.
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Yeah, they were heading
east into the desert.
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Why didn't you just ask?
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I don't know.
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Why didn't we?
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[CRYING]
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Hey, come on.
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Cut it out.
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[CRYING]
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I ruined everything back there.
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I-- I thought I could
be a kung fu master.
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Ha!
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I was a joke.
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No, no, no, no, no.
You did great.
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No, I didn't!
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I was terrible.
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[HONKS]
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Look.
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I know you think you got
shoved around, and beat
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up, and couldn't fight
at all, and-- and--
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and that's just how
it seemed because it
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was your first fight.
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But really, you were awesome.
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Remember when you set
me up for that move
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by letting that guy
swing you around?
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[SNIFFLING]
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I-- I did?
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Sure!
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That was amazing, buddy.
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Classic kung fu master stuff.
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It-- it was?
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Totally!
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You were like all, bam!
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Pow!
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And those guys were
terrified of you.
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Hm!
They were, weren't they?
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You were kicking butt.
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No, you're just saying
that to cheer me up.
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You don't want to know.
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Yeah!
272
00:10:28,040 --> 00:10:28,920
Who's the best?
273
00:10:28,920 --> 00:10:29,830
I am?
274
00:10:29,830 --> 00:10:30,960
Who's the best?
275
00:10:30,960 --> 00:10:32,270
I am!
276
00:10:32,270 --> 00:10:33,460
Thanks, Po.
277
00:10:33,460 --> 00:10:35,640
I feel so much better.
278
00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:39,570
Now let's find Xinshi and
protect his brains out.
279
00:10:39,570 --> 00:10:40,970
[THUD]
280
00:10:44,960 --> 00:10:45,650
Whoa!
281
00:10:48,670 --> 00:10:50,230
Look!
282
00:10:50,230 --> 00:10:51,090
[CHANTING]
283
00:10:51,090 --> 00:10:52,760
It's Temutai's rear guard.
284
00:10:52,760 --> 00:10:57,630
If we follow them from
a distance and-- oh, no.
285
00:10:57,630 --> 00:11:00,460
ZENG: I am the best!
-Zeng!
286
00:11:02,820 --> 00:11:05,480
I'm just saying that as
part of the rear guard,
287
00:11:05,480 --> 00:11:06,860
I feel unappreciated.
288
00:11:06,860 --> 00:11:09,830
Temutai says rear
guard is important too.
289
00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:11,960
But the fact that
he has to say it,
290
00:11:11,960 --> 00:11:13,830
you know, that means something.
291
00:11:13,830 --> 00:11:15,140
ZENG: Kung fu master Zeng!
292
00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:16,600
[SMACK]
293
00:11:18,070 --> 00:11:21,020
Hey, I've always
wanted to hurt a duck.
294
00:11:21,020 --> 00:11:22,770
I'm a goose.
PO: Ha!
295
00:11:22,770 --> 00:11:24,970
Tell us where Xinshi is,
and no one gets hurt.
296
00:11:24,970 --> 00:11:26,290
Too late.
297
00:11:26,290 --> 00:11:29,230
[GRUNTING]
298
00:11:30,210 --> 00:11:31,680
[ROCK CRUMBLING]
-Whoa.
299
00:11:36,090 --> 00:11:39,030
[ROCKS FALLING]
300
00:11:42,950 --> 00:11:44,420
[TING]
301
00:11:46,170 --> 00:11:47,850
Wah!
Ya-ya-ya!
302
00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:49,850
Wah!
303
00:11:49,850 --> 00:11:52,360
Zeng!
304
00:11:52,360 --> 00:11:54,290
[GRUNTING]
305
00:11:58,660 --> 00:11:59,390
Xinshi.
306
00:11:59,390 --> 00:12:00,190
Where?
307
00:12:00,190 --> 00:12:00,890
Yeah!
308
00:12:00,890 --> 00:12:02,170
Yangzhou Township.
309
00:12:02,170 --> 00:12:04,280
A few miles that way.
-Yes!
310
00:12:04,280 --> 00:12:06,080
We did it, buddy.
311
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,630
We are the masters!
Wah!
312
00:12:08,630 --> 00:12:10,130
Ya-ya-ya!
313
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:11,120
Wah!
314
00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,620
[RUMBLING]
315
00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:20,120
Wow, that was something.
316
00:12:20,120 --> 00:12:21,140
Check me out.
317
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:25,050
I guess I have a powerful
kung fu master kick, huh?
318
00:12:25,050 --> 00:12:25,950
No!
319
00:12:25,950 --> 00:12:28,150
You're not a kung fu master.
320
00:12:28,150 --> 00:12:30,040
You're not an anything master!
321
00:12:30,040 --> 00:12:31,750
But you said--
322
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:34,830
I said what I had to
say to cheer you up.
323
00:12:34,830 --> 00:12:36,300
I'm sorry for you, OK?
324
00:12:36,300 --> 00:12:38,730
But you weren't supposed
to take it seriously,
325
00:12:38,730 --> 00:12:41,900
and you weren't supposed to
trap me under a giant rock!
326
00:12:41,900 --> 00:12:45,420
So you were lying?
327
00:12:45,420 --> 00:12:48,600
I-- I just wanted to
make you feel better.
328
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:52,190
But you just-- you really
aren't good at kung fu.
329
00:12:52,190 --> 00:12:53,740
Really.
330
00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:55,780
A lot.
331
00:12:55,780 --> 00:12:56,770
Oh.
332
00:12:56,770 --> 00:13:00,780
Well, that's good to know.
333
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,030
For a little while
there, I thought
334
00:13:02,030 --> 00:13:04,430
I wasn't completely useless.
335
00:13:04,430 --> 00:13:07,420
(SOBBING) Thanks for
setting me straight.
336
00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:08,460
Zeng, no.
337
00:13:08,460 --> 00:13:10,530
I mean, I didn't-- I
didn't mean-- wait, Zeng.
338
00:13:10,530 --> 00:13:11,230
Zeng!
339
00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:13,410
Zeng, I'm trapped here!
340
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:16,350
GUARD: You told that guy he
could be a good kung fu master?
341
00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:17,600
He was crying!
342
00:13:17,600 --> 00:13:20,570
He's crying now, so good job.
343
00:13:20,570 --> 00:13:22,070
I just wanted to help.
344
00:13:22,070 --> 00:13:23,260
How is that helping?
345
00:13:23,260 --> 00:13:24,920
The guy has to
deal with reality.
346
00:13:24,920 --> 00:13:27,160
Lying to him only
makes it worse.
347
00:13:27,160 --> 00:13:28,470
What are you, my dad?
348
00:13:28,470 --> 00:13:29,540
You weren't trying to help him.
349
00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,600
You were just uncomfortable
with his crying,
350
00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:33,280
so you lied to shut him up.
351
00:13:33,280 --> 00:13:34,930
You think you're
good guy, but you're
352
00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:37,590
nothing but a selfish liar.
353
00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:39,460
[ROCKS RATTLING]
354
00:13:41,330 --> 00:13:42,030
Whoa.
355
00:13:42,030 --> 00:13:43,840
I am a good guy!
356
00:13:43,840 --> 00:13:46,620
Yeah, man, y-- you--
you're a great guy.
357
00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:49,490
Ugh, I've gotta find Zeng
before he gets himself hurt.
358
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,350
So who's up for a sing-a-long?
359
00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:58,950
[CRYING]
360
00:14:04,780 --> 00:14:06,000
What's the point?
361
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,920
Why even go on?
I'm worthless.
362
00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:13,410
I can't do anything.
363
00:14:13,410 --> 00:14:16,760
[CRYING]
364
00:14:16,760 --> 00:14:18,810
May I help you?
365
00:14:18,810 --> 00:14:21,390
No one can help me.
366
00:14:21,390 --> 00:14:23,480
I'm beyond help!
367
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:25,740
[CRYING]
368
00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:30,040
Wait.
That's a Jade Palace uniform.
369
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,180
Did Shifu send you?
-What?
370
00:14:32,180 --> 00:14:34,350
Wait.
Is this Yangzhou?
371
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:35,340
Are you Xinshi?
372
00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:37,560
Yes and yes.
373
00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:38,380
[GASPS]
374
00:14:38,380 --> 00:14:40,130
I found you.
375
00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:41,690
I-- I-- I did something right.
376
00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:44,560
I did something right!
377
00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:46,580
We gotta get out of here.
Now!
378
00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:47,280
Why?
379
00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:49,060
What's the problem?
380
00:14:49,060 --> 00:14:50,060
WARRIOR: There they are.
381
00:14:50,060 --> 00:14:51,060
Get them!
382
00:14:51,060 --> 00:14:52,560
[YELLING]
383
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:57,060
Oh, that's the problem.
384
00:14:57,060 --> 00:14:58,910
We're sitting ducks
here in the open.
385
00:14:58,910 --> 00:15:00,120
-Geese.
-Huh?
386
00:15:00,120 --> 00:15:00,970
Never mind.
387
00:15:00,970 --> 00:15:02,180
Uh, don't worry.
388
00:15:02,180 --> 00:15:04,780
I'll fly you out of here.
389
00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,880
[STRUGGLING]
390
00:15:06,880 --> 00:15:08,140
[PANTING]
391
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:12,220
All you're doing is making me
self-conscious about my weight.
392
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,410
Sorry.
393
00:15:13,410 --> 00:15:15,580
Maybe we should run!
394
00:15:15,580 --> 00:15:18,490
[YELLING]
395
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,210
[FOOTSTEPS PATTERING]
396
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:30,720
Ah!
397
00:15:30,720 --> 00:15:32,030
This is all my fault.
398
00:15:32,030 --> 00:15:33,240
You can't blame yourself.
399
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:35,000
I was delivering
your message to Shifu,
400
00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:38,850
and I took a lunch break,
and Temutai stole it from me.
401
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:40,440
[CRYING]
402
00:15:40,440 --> 00:15:41,630
[HONKING]
403
00:15:41,630 --> 00:15:43,880
[HONK ECHOING]
404
00:15:43,880 --> 00:15:46,830
[YELLING]
405
00:15:49,290 --> 00:15:52,730
[GRUNTING]
406
00:15:52,730 --> 00:15:53,720
Oh, no.
407
00:16:00,380 --> 00:16:01,080
Look.
408
00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:03,290
They'll have to squeeze
through one at a time.
409
00:16:03,290 --> 00:16:04,660
Maybe you can fight them off.
410
00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:05,400
Me?
411
00:16:05,400 --> 00:16:06,830
Why don't you fight them off?
412
00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:08,290
You're from the Jade Palace.
413
00:16:08,290 --> 00:16:09,170
So are you!
414
00:16:09,170 --> 00:16:09,870
Yeah, but--
415
00:16:09,870 --> 00:16:12,050
BOTH: I'm just a messenger!
416
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:14,230
I thought you were
a kung fu master.
417
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:15,040
Hang on.
418
00:16:15,040 --> 00:16:17,780
If you're just a messenger,
how did you stop a war?
419
00:16:17,780 --> 00:16:20,860
I delivered the message that
foiled Temutai's battle plans.
420
00:16:20,860 --> 00:16:22,720
[WARRIOR YELLING]
421
00:16:24,580 --> 00:16:28,460
I can't fight, but I
can slap pretty good.
422
00:16:28,460 --> 00:16:31,730
Then let us go down
slapping together, my friend.
423
00:16:35,130 --> 00:16:36,590
[BOTH YELLING]
424
00:16:38,050 --> 00:16:39,390
[SLAPPING]
425
00:16:39,390 --> 00:16:41,630
[GRUNTING]
426
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,740
[SMACK]
427
00:16:49,200 --> 00:16:52,070
Temutai says you must pay.
428
00:16:52,070 --> 00:16:54,910
PO: Heads up!
429
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,450
Wah-tah!
430
00:16:57,450 --> 00:17:00,990
One down, 42 to go.
431
00:17:00,990 --> 00:17:04,370
[KUNG FU NOISES]
432
00:17:04,370 --> 00:17:05,980
I'm sorry I let you down, Po.
433
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,190
I let you down.
434
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:09,940
You needed help, and all I
did was lie to cheer you up.
435
00:17:09,940 --> 00:17:10,850
I'm sorry.
436
00:17:10,850 --> 00:17:11,790
Wah-tah-tah!
437
00:17:11,790 --> 00:17:12,980
That's OK.
438
00:17:12,980 --> 00:17:15,630
So, um, how can we help?
-I don't know.
439
00:17:15,630 --> 00:17:17,260
Maybe stack these guys?
440
00:17:17,260 --> 00:17:18,810
They're starting to pile up.
441
00:17:18,810 --> 00:17:20,810
Yah!
442
00:17:20,810 --> 00:17:25,800
[KUNG FU NOISES]
443
00:17:34,780 --> 00:17:37,770
[PANTING]
444
00:17:39,570 --> 00:17:40,270
Ow!
445
00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:47,250
[ALL MOANING]
446
00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:52,650
[SIGHS]
447
00:17:52,650 --> 00:17:54,780
Are we done here?
448
00:17:54,780 --> 00:17:56,580
There's just one more.
449
00:17:56,580 --> 00:17:58,360
[ROCK SHATTERING]
450
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:01,260
Xinshi, face the
wrath of Temutai,
451
00:18:01,260 --> 00:18:02,130
Warrior King of the Qidan!
452
00:18:04,990 --> 00:18:07,670
You'll have to get
through me first.
453
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:08,660
OK.
454
00:18:08,660 --> 00:18:10,640
[SMACK]
455
00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,340
[LAUGHS]
456
00:18:14,810 --> 00:18:16,790
[GROANING]
457
00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:23,210
[GROANING]
458
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:31,110
[THUD]
459
00:18:34,870 --> 00:18:37,070
That's it.
I-- I've got to do something.
460
00:18:37,070 --> 00:18:38,180
Zeng!
461
00:18:38,180 --> 00:18:40,490
Don't worry, Master
Po, I've got this.
462
00:18:44,840 --> 00:18:45,540
Hi-yah!
463
00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:52,980
[WINGS FLAPPING]
464
00:18:52,980 --> 00:18:55,090
TEMUTAI: [LAUGHING]
465
00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:57,780
Looks like your
duck was a chicken.
466
00:18:57,780 --> 00:18:58,830
Goose!
467
00:18:58,830 --> 00:19:00,660
Temutai, let the
Dragon Warrior go.
468
00:19:00,660 --> 00:19:02,970
It's me you want revenge on.
469
00:19:02,970 --> 00:19:04,250
[SMACK]
470
00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:05,840
Actually, I hate both of you.
471
00:19:05,840 --> 00:19:08,240
Give me a sec to finish him,
and then I'll be right with you!
472
00:19:11,170 --> 00:19:13,620
[GRUNTING]
473
00:19:16,830 --> 00:19:17,530
ZENG: Temutai!
474
00:19:20,480 --> 00:19:25,830
I have defeated you with the
power of competent messagering.
475
00:19:25,830 --> 00:19:28,320
[LAUGHS]
476
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,270
[WHOOSH]
477
00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,220
Ohh, dang.
478
00:19:32,220 --> 00:19:36,120
[KUNG FU NOISES]
479
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:39,930
Great job, Zeng, but how did
you get them here so fast?
480
00:19:39,930 --> 00:19:43,710
A good messenger never
reveals his secrets.
481
00:19:43,710 --> 00:19:47,060
[KUNG FU NOISES]
482
00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:54,750
So I thought Zeng was a kung
fu master, and he thought I was!
483
00:19:54,750 --> 00:19:55,580
[LAUGHS]
484
00:19:55,580 --> 00:19:56,280
[SPLASH]
485
00:19:56,280 --> 00:19:58,150
Oh, tea out the nose.
486
00:19:58,150 --> 00:19:59,940
Just like old times.
487
00:19:59,940 --> 00:20:01,880
Wait, I'm not drinking tea.
488
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:07,220
Master Shifu, um, I know I
let you down, and I'm sorry.
489
00:20:10,020 --> 00:20:11,940
But what I do here is important.
490
00:20:11,940 --> 00:20:13,780
I need you to take me seriously.
491
00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:19,940
You're right, Zeng.
492
00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:22,480
I haven't always shown you
the respect you deserve.
493
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:25,260
I apologise.
494
00:20:25,260 --> 00:20:28,490
I'd like to offer you your old
job back if you'll take it.
495
00:20:28,490 --> 00:20:31,050
Thank you.
I accept.
496
00:20:31,050 --> 00:20:34,100
And I'd like to offer
you your old job back.
497
00:20:34,100 --> 00:20:35,130
Hm?
498
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:36,440
In my life.
499
00:20:36,440 --> 00:20:38,550
I also accept.
500
00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:39,450
Excellent.
501
00:20:39,450 --> 00:20:42,210
Now if you could just mop up
this tea or whatever it is.
502
00:20:42,210 --> 00:20:44,400
Sorry!
On my lunch break.
503
00:20:44,400 --> 00:20:45,110
[LAUGHS]
504
00:20:45,110 --> 00:20:47,240
On his lunch break!
505
00:20:47,240 --> 00:20:50,180
He was joking, right?
BOTH: Nope.
506
00:20:52,020 --> 00:20:59,750
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