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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,490 [MUSIC PLAYING] 2 00:00:01,490 --> 00:00:02,980 [PUNCHING] 3 00:00:03,970 --> 00:00:06,540 ANNOUNCER: And now, DreamWorks Kung Fu 4 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:10,060 Panda-- Legends of Awesomeness. 5 00:00:10,060 --> 00:00:13,330 THEME SONG: Here are the legends of the Kung Fu Panda. 6 00:00:13,330 --> 00:00:17,360 Dum da, da, da, dum, dum, bam, boom, boom. 7 00:00:17,360 --> 00:00:20,120 Raised in a noodle shop never seeking glory or fame. 8 00:00:20,120 --> 00:00:22,920 He climbed the mountain top and earned the Dragon Warrior name. 9 00:00:22,920 --> 00:00:24,100 Ooh! Ah! 10 00:00:24,100 --> 00:00:25,050 Yah! 11 00:00:25,050 --> 00:00:26,470 Kung Fu Panda. 12 00:00:26,470 --> 00:00:30,280 Dum, da, da, dum, dum, da, dum, dum. 13 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,590 Master Shifu saw the warrior blossom 14 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:36,010 and master the skills of bodacious and awesome. 15 00:00:36,010 --> 00:00:37,510 Kung Fu Panda! 16 00:00:37,510 --> 00:00:40,060 Dum, dum, dum, da, dum, da, dum. 17 00:00:40,060 --> 00:00:44,380 He lives and he trains and he fights with the Furious Five, 18 00:00:44,380 --> 00:00:46,950 protect the valley, something, something, something, alive. 19 00:00:46,950 --> 00:00:48,150 Ooh! Ah! 20 00:00:48,150 --> 00:00:49,150 Yah! 21 00:00:49,150 --> 00:00:51,500 Kung Fu Panda. 22 00:00:51,500 --> 00:00:52,850 Legends of Awesomeness. 23 00:00:52,850 --> 00:00:53,820 Sweet! 24 00:00:53,820 --> 00:00:56,240 [MUSIC PLAYING] 25 00:01:04,950 --> 00:01:07,330 DAD: There it is, son, the really incredibly 26 00:01:07,330 --> 00:01:10,360 huge and lengthy wall of China. 27 00:01:10,360 --> 00:01:12,250 Ah, needs a catchier name. 28 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:15,790 Um, perhaps, but it's kept our country safe for generations. 29 00:01:15,790 --> 00:01:17,720 Then why is it breaking? 30 00:01:17,720 --> 00:01:18,720 [CRUMBLING] 31 00:01:18,720 --> 00:01:20,720 Why? 32 00:01:20,720 --> 00:01:21,720 [CRACK] 33 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:25,700 [SCREAMS]. 34 00:01:25,700 --> 00:01:27,690 [FOOTSTEPS] 35 00:01:32,670 --> 00:01:34,640 Pardon me, gentle sir. 36 00:01:34,640 --> 00:01:36,850 Is this China? 37 00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:38,050 Uh, ye-- yes. 38 00:01:38,050 --> 00:01:40,210 Brilliant, if you'd kindly tell me 39 00:01:40,210 --> 00:01:41,880 where I might find the Dragon Warrior, 40 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:45,820 I won't tear your arms off and beat you wonky with them. 41 00:01:45,820 --> 00:01:49,940 Ha, ha, ha, funny monkey. [SLAM] 42 00:01:52,300 --> 00:01:55,560 Ah, the Jade Palace-- that way. 43 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:56,460 [CRASH] 44 00:01:56,460 --> 00:01:57,350 Much obliged. 45 00:02:01,300 --> 00:02:02,800 [FOOTSTEPS] 46 00:02:02,800 --> 00:02:03,550 [LICKING] 47 00:02:03,550 --> 00:02:07,010 Beware, Dragon Warrior , the hunt is afoot. 48 00:02:07,010 --> 00:02:10,770 And I, the Kim the Invincible-- I'm on your trail. 49 00:02:10,770 --> 00:02:11,760 [FOOTSTEPS] 50 00:02:13,740 --> 00:02:16,690 Great outdoors, here I come. Whoa! 51 00:02:16,690 --> 00:02:17,660 [CRASH] 52 00:02:18,630 --> 00:02:19,640 I may have over-packed. 53 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:20,910 Ouch. 54 00:02:20,910 --> 00:02:22,770 Ah. 55 00:02:22,770 --> 00:02:25,080 Dragon Warrior, where are you going? 56 00:02:25,080 --> 00:02:27,740 It's me and my dad's annual camping trip, Zeng, kind 57 00:02:27,740 --> 00:02:30,230 of a father-son bonding thing. 58 00:02:30,230 --> 00:02:33,450 Ah, I think Master Shifu has other plans for you. 59 00:02:33,450 --> 00:02:34,340 Hee yahh! 60 00:02:34,340 --> 00:02:35,920 [CRASH] 61 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:37,650 Hey, what's the big idea? 62 00:02:37,650 --> 00:02:38,470 Have you've forgotten? 63 00:02:38,470 --> 00:02:41,220 We begin our Laoshi training this weekend. 64 00:02:41,220 --> 00:02:42,520 Me? Forget? 65 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:45,090 No, I was-- I was-- ya! 66 00:02:45,090 --> 00:02:46,570 Oh. [GRUNTING] 67 00:02:46,570 --> 00:02:47,560 [CRASH] 68 00:02:47,560 --> 00:02:48,470 Ow! 69 00:02:48,470 --> 00:02:50,580 Oh, I've so been looking forward to it. 70 00:02:50,580 --> 00:02:52,350 Laoshi training forms a special bond 71 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:53,700 between master and disciple. 72 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:54,400 [HOP] 73 00:02:54,400 --> 00:02:58,120 Yeah, the thing is, this weekend is kind of bad for me. 74 00:02:58,120 --> 00:02:59,270 [CRASH] -[SCREAM]. 75 00:02:59,270 --> 00:03:01,530 Oh! [SMACK] 76 00:03:01,530 --> 00:03:03,210 Ha, ha. Such a kidder. 77 00:03:03,210 --> 00:03:05,350 You know I sent the Five away so we could have this time 78 00:03:05,350 --> 00:03:07,980 together, just the two of us. 79 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:08,870 Ha, ha, just I know. 80 00:03:08,870 --> 00:03:10,300 And I'm sorry. 81 00:03:10,300 --> 00:03:12,700 But this is the weekend my dad and I go camping. 82 00:03:12,700 --> 00:03:14,480 It's really important to him. 83 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:23,270 I am very disappointed, Po, but I understand. 84 00:03:23,270 --> 00:03:24,450 Great. 85 00:03:24,450 --> 00:03:26,420 Thanks, Master Shifu-- kind of in a hurry, 86 00:03:26,420 --> 00:03:28,040 so I'm going to go and-- 87 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:30,630 I realise it makes no difference that I trained you, 88 00:03:30,630 --> 00:03:33,480 believed in you, and made you what you are today. 89 00:03:33,480 --> 00:03:36,470 Didn't I say thank you for that already? 90 00:03:36,470 --> 00:03:37,520 I mean, I meant to. 91 00:03:37,520 --> 00:03:40,090 So anyway, I got to-- 92 00:03:40,090 --> 00:03:41,690 After all, you do have a real father. 93 00:03:41,690 --> 00:03:44,920 And that's more important, even though I've always thought 94 00:03:44,920 --> 00:03:47,600 of you as the son I never had. 95 00:03:50,760 --> 00:03:51,940 But it's all right. 96 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:56,440 I'll be fine here by myself all weekend alone. 97 00:03:56,440 --> 00:03:58,800 I'll be with you, Master Shifu. 98 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,190 So, so alone. 99 00:04:04,150 --> 00:04:05,600 Right, sorry. 100 00:04:08,840 --> 00:04:11,820 See you in a few days, I-- I guess. 101 00:04:11,820 --> 00:04:13,200 [STRAINING] 102 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:22,560 Come on, you stupid, guilt-ridden legs. 103 00:04:22,560 --> 00:04:24,000 [STRAINING] 104 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,400 Oh. 105 00:04:26,400 --> 00:04:32,140 Master Shifu, would you maybe, but probably not, think 106 00:04:32,140 --> 00:04:35,860 about coming camping with us? 107 00:04:35,860 --> 00:04:36,560 Really? 108 00:04:36,560 --> 00:04:38,260 Are you sure it's not an imposition? 109 00:04:38,260 --> 00:04:40,040 Ah, well, it kind of is. 110 00:04:40,040 --> 00:04:41,290 Oh, I'd love to. 111 00:04:41,290 --> 00:04:42,870 We can train in the great outdoors. 112 00:04:42,870 --> 00:04:44,500 I'll get the equipment. 113 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:45,840 Oh, man. 114 00:04:45,840 --> 00:04:47,450 Dad's going to kill me. 115 00:04:47,450 --> 00:04:48,990 I'll be alone this weekend too if you're 116 00:04:48,990 --> 00:04:51,960 looking for more company. 117 00:04:51,960 --> 00:04:55,150 See you when you get back. 118 00:04:55,150 --> 00:04:56,090 [CRASH] 119 00:04:56,090 --> 00:04:57,700 I think your Chinese army knife, 120 00:04:57,700 --> 00:04:59,860 matching father-son candle hat-- this is going 121 00:04:59,860 --> 00:05:01,910 to be the best weekend ever. -Dad! 122 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:02,980 Oh, at last! 123 00:05:02,980 --> 00:05:06,170 Oh, are you as excited as I am? 124 00:05:06,170 --> 00:05:07,130 Ah, am I. 125 00:05:07,130 --> 00:05:09,940 Just think, no more boring palace duties, no stuffy 126 00:05:09,940 --> 00:05:13,090 Furious Five and cranky, old-face Shifu ordering you 127 00:05:13,090 --> 00:05:14,770 around like a big meat puppet. 128 00:05:14,770 --> 00:05:18,800 But the best part is that I'll have you all to myself-- just 129 00:05:18,800 --> 00:05:21,050 devoted father, beloved son. 130 00:05:21,050 --> 00:05:22,380 SHIFU (SINGING): Camping, we're camping. 131 00:05:22,380 --> 00:05:24,110 We're camp, camp, camp, camp camping. 132 00:05:24,110 --> 00:05:25,350 Heida-ho, campers. 133 00:05:25,350 --> 00:05:26,520 I'm all set. 134 00:05:26,520 --> 00:05:29,820 This is going to be the best camping trip ever. 135 00:05:29,820 --> 00:05:31,510 But, but, but, but, but, but, but, but, 136 00:05:31,510 --> 00:05:32,630 but, but, but, but, but. 137 00:05:32,630 --> 00:05:34,530 I've got everything we need nunchucks, 138 00:05:34,530 --> 00:05:38,160 corner stabs, throwing stars, and my favourite 139 00:05:38,160 --> 00:05:42,810 meditation gong. 140 00:05:42,810 --> 00:05:44,310 [GONG] 141 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:54,310 Ah, we'll be meditating for hours with this baby. 142 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,010 But, but, but, but, but, but. 143 00:05:56,010 --> 00:05:57,590 Oh, Mr. Ping, believe me. 144 00:05:57,590 --> 00:05:58,960 I didn't want to intrude. 145 00:05:58,960 --> 00:06:02,570 But when Po begged me to come along, I couldn't refuse. 146 00:06:02,570 --> 00:06:04,520 Po, may I speak to you? 147 00:06:04,520 --> 00:06:05,220 Ahh! 148 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:08,460 I guess our father-son camping trip isn't important to you. 149 00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:10,240 It is, dad, and so are you. 150 00:06:10,240 --> 00:06:12,740 But I forgot I had special training with Master Shifu 151 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:13,970 this weekend. 152 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:15,440 He was really disappointed. 153 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:17,340 Not as disappointed as he's going to be. 154 00:06:17,340 --> 00:06:19,570 Dad, look, Shifu is cranky and bossy 155 00:06:19,570 --> 00:06:20,630 and has terrible tea breath. 156 00:06:20,630 --> 00:06:23,240 But we can't leave him alone this weekend. 157 00:06:23,240 --> 00:06:25,570 It'll break his furry, little heart. 158 00:06:25,570 --> 00:06:29,040 (SINGING) Camping, camping, camp, camp, camp, camping. 159 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:33,490 Um, ahm, um, ahm, um, um, um, um, um. 160 00:06:33,490 --> 00:06:34,190 Ahh. 161 00:06:37,470 --> 00:06:40,940 It will be a pleasure to have you along, Shifu. 162 00:06:40,940 --> 00:06:42,640 Thank you, Mr. Ping. Here. 163 00:06:42,640 --> 00:06:45,560 This is for you-- [CRASH] a whole weekend of Kung Fu 164 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,240 and intense physical training. 165 00:06:47,240 --> 00:06:50,040 What could be better? 166 00:06:50,040 --> 00:06:51,230 (SINGING) Camping, camping, camp, 167 00:06:51,230 --> 00:06:53,280 camp, camp, camp, camping. 168 00:06:53,280 --> 00:06:54,920 Don't you feel good about yourself? 169 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:57,160 You're lucky I can't lift this thing. 170 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:59,160 [MUSIC PLAYING] 171 00:07:00,160 --> 00:07:01,560 [SWEEPING] 172 00:07:01,560 --> 00:07:02,280 [DOOR KNOCK] 173 00:07:02,280 --> 00:07:05,840 Back so soon? 174 00:07:05,840 --> 00:07:06,840 [CRASH] 175 00:07:10,490 --> 00:07:11,720 Greetings. 176 00:07:11,720 --> 00:07:16,390 I am Kim the Invincible. ZENG: Ow! 177 00:07:16,390 --> 00:07:20,300 Oh, oh, you, help please. 178 00:07:20,300 --> 00:07:21,260 [FOOTSTEPS] 179 00:07:23,650 --> 00:07:25,310 Uggh. Oh! 180 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:28,260 I come to the Jade Palace looking for the Dragon Warrior. 181 00:07:28,260 --> 00:07:30,650 [GULP] Dr-- Dragon Warrior? 182 00:07:30,650 --> 00:07:34,260 Who-- you must have the wrong Kung Fu palace 183 00:07:34,260 --> 00:07:35,860 built on a mountain of jade deposits. 184 00:07:40,360 --> 00:07:41,260 Whoa! 185 00:07:41,260 --> 00:07:43,070 Ahh! 186 00:07:43,070 --> 00:07:44,670 [CRASH] 187 00:07:44,670 --> 00:07:47,490 It has been my life's work to seek out and destroy 188 00:07:47,490 --> 00:07:49,280 the world's greatest fighters. 189 00:07:49,280 --> 00:07:52,330 And now, it is the Dragon Warrior's turn. 190 00:07:52,330 --> 00:07:54,130 So where is he? 191 00:07:54,130 --> 00:07:57,540 I'll never tell-- never. 192 00:07:57,540 --> 00:08:00,040 Darn the luck, oh, I guess-- 193 00:08:00,040 --> 00:08:00,930 [SCREAM]. 194 00:08:00,930 --> 00:08:02,360 [CRASH] -OK, I'll talk. 195 00:08:02,360 --> 00:08:03,410 I'll talk. 196 00:08:03,410 --> 00:08:05,580 The Dragon Warrior is camping in the North Woods. 197 00:08:05,580 --> 00:08:07,720 Now, please, just leave me alone. 198 00:08:07,720 --> 00:08:09,820 Gladly. [FOOTSTEPS] 199 00:08:13,100 --> 00:08:14,080 [ROAR] 200 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,060 [CRASH] 201 00:08:17,020 --> 00:08:18,570 ZENG: Oh, why do you hate doors? 202 00:08:18,570 --> 00:08:20,890 Before this day is out, the bones 203 00:08:20,890 --> 00:08:25,060 of China's greatest champion will be ground to dust 204 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:27,670 beneath my heel. 205 00:08:27,670 --> 00:08:29,170 [MUSIC PLAYING] 206 00:08:29,170 --> 00:08:30,650 [FOOTSTEPS] 207 00:08:30,650 --> 00:08:31,620 [CRASH] 208 00:08:33,060 --> 00:08:34,030 [SLAM] 209 00:08:36,920 --> 00:08:38,360 [SNIFFING] 210 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:45,450 Panda fur, my enemy is nigh. 211 00:08:45,450 --> 00:08:46,580 (SINGING) Camping, camping, camp, 212 00:08:46,580 --> 00:08:51,130 camp, camp, camp, camp, camp, camping, camping, camping. 213 00:08:51,130 --> 00:08:52,980 Camp, camp, camp, camp, camp, camp, 214 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:55,210 camp, camp, camping, camping. 215 00:08:55,210 --> 00:08:56,850 Does he have to keep singing like that? 216 00:08:56,850 --> 00:08:58,260 He's scaring the forest. 217 00:08:58,260 --> 00:08:59,740 He's happy, dad. 218 00:08:59,740 --> 00:09:01,530 That makes one of us. 219 00:09:01,530 --> 00:09:03,880 Ah, oh, rockslide. 220 00:09:03,880 --> 00:09:05,480 Fortunately, I know a short cut. 221 00:09:05,480 --> 00:09:07,370 Follow me, Po. 222 00:09:07,370 --> 00:09:08,880 No, no, no, no, no, no. 223 00:09:08,880 --> 00:09:10,840 The campsite is right over that hill. 224 00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,050 Follow me, Po. 225 00:09:12,050 --> 00:09:13,950 Actually, that would take us the long way around. 226 00:09:13,950 --> 00:09:15,070 It's this way, Po. 227 00:09:15,070 --> 00:09:17,570 Shifu, you're a wise master. 228 00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:19,880 But I've been hiking these woods for years. 229 00:09:19,880 --> 00:09:20,580 Come, Po. 230 00:09:20,580 --> 00:09:22,550 Mr. Ping, you're a respectable merchant. 231 00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:24,570 But I've never led your son astray. 232 00:09:24,570 --> 00:09:25,290 This way, Po. 233 00:09:25,290 --> 00:09:27,020 Po, listen to your father. 234 00:09:27,020 --> 00:09:28,340 Po, trust your teacher. 235 00:09:28,340 --> 00:09:29,740 Ahh, mm. 236 00:09:29,740 --> 00:09:31,760 I just-- ow! Owie! 237 00:09:31,760 --> 00:09:32,730 Ahh! 238 00:09:32,730 --> 00:09:33,690 [CRASH] 239 00:09:34,660 --> 00:09:35,670 It is he. 240 00:09:35,670 --> 00:09:36,900 How fortuitous. 241 00:09:36,900 --> 00:09:39,220 I do so hope he bruises easily. 242 00:09:39,220 --> 00:09:40,620 [FOOTSTEPS] 243 00:09:40,620 --> 00:09:41,440 Follow me. 244 00:09:41,440 --> 00:09:42,380 No, this way, Po. 245 00:09:42,380 --> 00:09:43,900 Guys, come on. 246 00:09:43,900 --> 00:09:45,310 Look, there's no need to argue. 247 00:09:45,310 --> 00:09:47,530 I'll just clear the rocks off the trail. 248 00:09:47,530 --> 00:09:48,540 Oh, I wouldn't do that. 249 00:09:48,540 --> 00:09:50,170 Yes, maybe you better-- 250 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:51,640 [AVALANCHE] 251 00:09:55,570 --> 00:09:57,070 Unfortunate turn. 252 00:09:57,070 --> 00:09:58,570 [CRASH] 253 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:01,070 [COUGHING] 254 00:10:01,810 --> 00:10:02,710 Cleared the path. 255 00:10:05,710 --> 00:10:06,710 [HAMMERING] 256 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:08,580 Psst. 257 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:10,300 Po, let's get a quick truffle hunt 258 00:10:10,300 --> 00:10:13,100 before you know who butts in. 259 00:10:13,100 --> 00:10:15,550 Mmmm, I does love me some truffles. 260 00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:19,110 Sorry, Mr. Ping, but Po needs to begin his Laoshi training. 261 00:10:19,110 --> 00:10:21,600 I also does love me some hitting stuff. 262 00:10:21,600 --> 00:10:23,970 Shifu, Po and I always go truffle hunting. 263 00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:25,900 But Po and I have a training schedule to meet. 264 00:10:25,900 --> 00:10:27,150 -Truffle hunt. -Training. 265 00:10:27,150 --> 00:10:28,220 -Truffles. -Training. 266 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:31,500 Guys, guys, guys, guys come on, please. 267 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:35,430 May I speak to each of you privately. 268 00:10:35,430 --> 00:10:38,400 Sorry, dad, Shifu is a total control freak. 269 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:39,450 You start hunting. 270 00:10:39,450 --> 00:10:40,420 I'll humour him a bit. 271 00:10:40,420 --> 00:10:41,830 And then I'll join you. 272 00:10:41,830 --> 00:10:42,670 Hmm, you're right. 273 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:45,220 He does have tea breath. 274 00:10:45,220 --> 00:10:49,130 Sorry, my dad has these dumb, you know, pointless traditions. 275 00:10:49,130 --> 00:10:50,130 What are truffles anyway? 276 00:10:50,130 --> 00:10:52,030 I mean, does anyone know? 277 00:10:52,030 --> 00:10:53,360 Yes. 278 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:54,590 Let's begin. 279 00:10:54,590 --> 00:10:55,550 Ha! 280 00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:57,960 Ho, I need help. 281 00:10:57,960 --> 00:11:00,200 Oh, hey, that's my dad. 282 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:05,770 I-- he falls into ditches-- such a klutz, ha, be right back. 283 00:11:08,320 --> 00:11:10,080 Perfect timing, son. 284 00:11:10,080 --> 00:11:12,780 Look, it's the mother truffle load. 285 00:11:12,780 --> 00:11:16,090 Oh, forget that silly training and dig, dig. 286 00:11:16,090 --> 00:11:18,970 I, uh, better get us a bigger basket. 287 00:11:18,970 --> 00:11:21,830 Be right back. 288 00:11:21,830 --> 00:11:23,630 Where's your focus, Po. 289 00:11:23,630 --> 00:11:25,270 Concentration is essential to-- 290 00:11:25,270 --> 00:11:27,400 Wait, wait, I, uh, wanted to show you 291 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:30,560 my new nunchucks-- be right back. 292 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:32,720 Ah, this one is putting up a fight. 293 00:11:32,720 --> 00:11:35,820 We need to show the truffle who is boss, dad-- be right back. 294 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:37,110 Be right back. 295 00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:38,730 Trick time, be right back. 296 00:11:38,730 --> 00:11:40,530 Truffle time, be right back. 297 00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:44,280 Oh, um, please, boil these up while they're fresh. 298 00:11:44,280 --> 00:11:45,250 Hmm. 299 00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,520 Attack mode. 300 00:11:46,520 --> 00:11:47,490 [BANG] 301 00:11:47,490 --> 00:11:48,950 Ah! 302 00:11:48,950 --> 00:11:49,920 [CRASH] 303 00:11:51,380 --> 00:11:52,840 [SIGH] 304 00:11:52,840 --> 00:11:54,300 [CRASH] 305 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:55,270 [HEAVY BREATHING] 306 00:11:56,730 --> 00:11:59,100 Let's take a short break, shall we? 307 00:11:59,100 --> 00:12:00,100 [CRASH] 308 00:12:01,100 --> 00:12:02,600 [FOOTSTEPS] 309 00:12:09,400 --> 00:12:11,360 Oh, ahh. 310 00:12:11,360 --> 00:12:12,750 Oh, poor Po. 311 00:12:12,750 --> 00:12:15,180 This truffle soup will fix you right up. 312 00:12:15,180 --> 00:12:19,960 Here, son, I made it with love, sweat, and fungus. 313 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:20,920 Mmm. Huh? 314 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,120 -I'm sorry, no soup tonight. -What? 315 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:23,270 What? What? 316 00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:24,610 What? -Po is in training. 317 00:12:24,610 --> 00:12:27,260 He has to eat this special power cake I brought. 318 00:12:27,260 --> 00:12:27,980 Ahh. 319 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,350 I always make Po truffle soup when we camp. 320 00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:32,590 It's a time-honored family tradition. 321 00:12:32,590 --> 00:12:34,970 But this cake is made with sulfuric compounds 322 00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:36,890 to promote stamina, much healthier. 323 00:12:36,890 --> 00:12:38,860 Ahh. MR. PING: Po needs soup. 324 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,390 SHIFU: It looks like he's had more than enough 325 00:12:40,390 --> 00:12:41,570 of your cooking. 326 00:12:41,570 --> 00:12:43,590 MR. PING: He needs to keep up his strength because you 327 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:44,430 boss him around all day. 328 00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:46,120 Guys, please. 329 00:12:46,120 --> 00:12:47,400 I'm sure they're both good. 330 00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:48,860 See? Mmm. 331 00:12:48,860 --> 00:12:50,430 Po, no! 332 00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:51,340 [FIRE] 333 00:12:52,260 --> 00:12:53,770 The sulphur in the cake is volatile 334 00:12:53,770 --> 00:12:55,760 when mixed with hot water. 335 00:12:55,760 --> 00:12:57,590 Oh, well, no harm done. 336 00:12:57,590 --> 00:12:59,570 -Wait for it. -My soup! 337 00:13:02,960 --> 00:13:04,770 Po was right about you. 338 00:13:04,770 --> 00:13:07,840 You are bossy, angry, and bitter. 339 00:13:07,840 --> 00:13:09,790 Po would never say that about me. 340 00:13:09,790 --> 00:13:10,550 Right. 341 00:13:10,550 --> 00:13:11,740 You're not angry. 342 00:13:11,740 --> 00:13:14,360 But Po was right about your boring, pointless camping 343 00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:15,320 traditions. 344 00:13:15,320 --> 00:13:16,890 Pointlessly awesome. 345 00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:19,810 Po, I-- I thought you loved camping with me. 346 00:13:19,810 --> 00:13:21,650 Do you really find me angry and bitter? 347 00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:24,580 So uncomfortable right now. 348 00:13:24,580 --> 00:13:26,460 You turned my son against me. 349 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:28,670 You've always been jealous of how Po looks up to me. 350 00:13:28,670 --> 00:13:29,830 Son turn-er against-er. 351 00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:31,590 Jealous noodle jockey. 352 00:13:31,590 --> 00:13:32,420 You're a meddler. 353 00:13:32,420 --> 00:13:33,130 Take that back. 354 00:13:33,130 --> 00:13:34,360 MR. PING: It's called personal space. 355 00:13:34,360 --> 00:13:35,500 SHIFU: Oh, you're a silly person. 356 00:13:35,500 --> 00:13:36,230 MR. PING: Same to you. 357 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,410 That's it. 358 00:13:37,410 --> 00:13:40,540 I've had it with the both of you. 359 00:13:40,540 --> 00:13:44,550 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, daw, wiggin. 360 00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:49,490 [HEAVY BREATHING] Look, I love you both. 361 00:13:49,490 --> 00:13:51,390 But it's impossible to make either of you 362 00:13:51,390 --> 00:13:53,560 happy without hurting the other one. 363 00:13:53,560 --> 00:13:56,080 So I'm not going to try. 364 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:56,910 Po, where are you going? 365 00:13:56,910 --> 00:13:58,580 To be by myself. 366 00:13:58,580 --> 00:14:01,380 Everyone's miserable around here, including me. 367 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:03,220 Po. 368 00:14:03,220 --> 00:14:06,370 He also said you had tea breath. 369 00:14:06,370 --> 00:14:11,140 Ah, fathers are crazy and so are father figures. 370 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:12,960 There's no way to understand them. 371 00:14:12,960 --> 00:14:18,380 KIM: Understanding, they say, is the beginning of wisdom. 372 00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:22,850 And you're about to receive an education in pain! 373 00:14:22,850 --> 00:14:24,310 [SCREAM] 374 00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:26,260 [SWIPE] 375 00:14:26,260 --> 00:14:27,730 [FOOTSTEPS] 376 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,140 [CRASH] 377 00:14:31,140 --> 00:14:32,120 [FOOTSTEPS] 378 00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:34,240 Ah, excuse me, do I know you? 379 00:14:34,240 --> 00:14:37,220 Oh, how rude of me. 380 00:14:37,220 --> 00:14:38,640 I am Kim the Invincible. 381 00:14:38,640 --> 00:14:40,540 We'll see about that, fella. 382 00:14:40,540 --> 00:14:43,410 Time for you to grab a seat on the pain train. 383 00:14:43,410 --> 00:14:44,110 Wa! 384 00:14:48,600 --> 00:14:50,590 OK, that hurt. 385 00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:51,580 [PUNCH] 386 00:14:51,580 --> 00:14:52,570 [CRASH] 387 00:14:52,570 --> 00:14:55,020 Hence the appellation, Invincible. 388 00:14:55,020 --> 00:14:56,000 [FOOTSTEPS] 389 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:57,960 [SCREAM] 390 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:58,940 [GROAN] 391 00:14:58,940 --> 00:14:59,920 [METAL CLANK] 392 00:15:03,840 --> 00:15:04,820 [CRASH] 393 00:15:07,760 --> 00:15:08,740 [METAL CLANK] 394 00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:11,190 [CRASH] 395 00:15:11,190 --> 00:15:12,660 [GROANING] 396 00:15:12,660 --> 00:15:16,590 Time to beat at your body parts. 397 00:15:16,590 --> 00:15:20,130 But first, I shall do to you what I do to all 398 00:15:20,130 --> 00:15:22,550 of my soon to be mangled prey. 399 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,890 Is it worse than the mangling? 400 00:15:24,890 --> 00:15:26,270 It's better. 401 00:15:26,270 --> 00:15:32,300 I'm going to give you an up-close look at my body art. 402 00:15:32,300 --> 00:15:34,200 You always wanted Po for yourself. 403 00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:37,180 That's why you keep him cooped up in your fancy-smancy palace. 404 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:40,040 Please, you're always calling him in to work at that filthy, 405 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,230 rundown noodle shop. 406 00:15:42,230 --> 00:15:45,790 Oh, you insult my noodle shop? 407 00:15:45,790 --> 00:15:46,900 That's it. 408 00:15:46,900 --> 00:15:48,540 It's gold time, baby. 409 00:15:48,540 --> 00:15:49,440 Back off, Ping. 410 00:15:49,440 --> 00:15:51,150 I have no wish to-- 411 00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:53,460 PO: Help! 412 00:15:53,460 --> 00:15:55,980 Imposing, aren't they? 413 00:15:55,980 --> 00:16:00,400 I get one for each poor wretch I annihilate. 414 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:04,050 Like the lion warrior I eviscerated in lower Zambia 415 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:08,510 or the plucky spider monkey whom I brained in the sultry jungles 416 00:16:08,510 --> 00:16:09,970 of Borneo. 417 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:14,610 Soon, I was covered with mementos of my fallen enemies. 418 00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:19,480 But one spot I left blank, and that spot 419 00:16:19,480 --> 00:16:24,700 is for you, the Dragon Warrior, the greatest prize of all 420 00:16:24,700 --> 00:16:27,890 and the foe whom I shall make suffer more than all 421 00:16:27,890 --> 00:16:29,730 of the others combined. 422 00:16:29,730 --> 00:16:33,250 It's an honour? 423 00:16:33,250 --> 00:16:35,410 Po has been captured by some inky hippo. 424 00:16:35,410 --> 00:16:36,530 We've got to help him. 425 00:16:36,530 --> 00:16:37,270 Wait. 426 00:16:37,270 --> 00:16:39,410 That's Kim the Invincible. 427 00:16:39,410 --> 00:16:41,890 A physical attack would be useless. 428 00:16:41,890 --> 00:16:44,350 I suppose you've got a better idea, huh? 429 00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:45,330 Smart guy? 430 00:16:45,330 --> 00:16:46,680 I might. 431 00:16:46,680 --> 00:16:49,380 Time for your particularly excruciating 432 00:16:49,380 --> 00:16:51,020 demise, Dragon Warrior. 433 00:16:51,020 --> 00:16:52,590 Ah, I'm warning you, Kim. 434 00:16:52,590 --> 00:16:55,520 It'll take more than tattoos and fancy talking words 435 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:57,470 to destroy me. -Oh? 436 00:16:57,470 --> 00:16:59,790 What if I crushed your head with this rock? 437 00:16:59,790 --> 00:17:00,880 Ding dong. 438 00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,090 SHIFU: Howdy, neighbour. 439 00:17:03,090 --> 00:17:04,020 [GASP]. 440 00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:04,920 Be careful! 441 00:17:04,920 --> 00:17:06,810 We were just camping nearby. 442 00:17:06,810 --> 00:17:11,190 And we're just about to eat this delicious soup I made. 443 00:17:11,190 --> 00:17:13,880 Care for some? 444 00:17:13,880 --> 00:17:16,860 Silver cake, hot water, awesome! 445 00:17:16,860 --> 00:17:18,130 Quite, you. 446 00:17:18,130 --> 00:17:20,540 I am a bit peckish. [CRASH] 447 00:17:23,530 --> 00:17:26,050 Wait. Try adding this spicy herb cake. 448 00:17:26,050 --> 00:17:28,310 Then the soup won't taste so bitter. 449 00:17:28,310 --> 00:17:29,650 My soup is not bitter. 450 00:17:29,650 --> 00:17:30,410 Ah-oh. 451 00:17:30,410 --> 00:17:34,370 But, old friend, remember my idea for a special soup? 452 00:17:34,370 --> 00:17:36,030 Actually, it was my idea. 453 00:17:36,030 --> 00:17:36,730 No, wasn't. 454 00:17:36,730 --> 00:17:37,430 Yes, it was. 455 00:17:37,430 --> 00:17:38,270 -No, it wasn't. -Was. 456 00:17:38,270 --> 00:17:39,280 SHIFU: It was not. MR. PING: Was. 457 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:40,110 SHIFU: No, wrong. 458 00:17:40,110 --> 00:17:41,460 MR. PING: Yeah, it was. 459 00:17:41,460 --> 00:17:42,360 Ahh. 460 00:17:42,360 --> 00:17:43,670 [FIGHTING SOUNDS] 461 00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:45,360 [SPLASH] 462 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,820 [SCREAM] 463 00:17:48,820 --> 00:17:52,370 You blighters will pay for that faux pas with your lives. 464 00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:53,760 [FOOTSTEPS] 465 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,630 Not quite. 466 00:17:55,630 --> 00:17:56,560 [CRASH] 467 00:17:56,560 --> 00:17:58,320 I'll take it from here, guys. 468 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,070 Oh, will you now? 469 00:18:01,070 --> 00:18:02,070 [CRASH] 470 00:18:03,570 --> 00:18:04,570 Yow! 471 00:18:04,570 --> 00:18:06,060 [PUNCH] 472 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:07,060 [GASP] 473 00:18:09,550 --> 00:18:11,340 [METAL CLANGING] 474 00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:13,040 Not good. No good. 475 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:15,030 Oh, ooh! 476 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:16,020 [SCREAM] 477 00:18:16,020 --> 00:18:17,020 [CRASH] 478 00:18:19,510 --> 00:18:20,510 [SPINNING] 479 00:18:20,510 --> 00:18:22,000 [SCREAM] 480 00:18:25,490 --> 00:18:26,980 [CRASH] 481 00:18:26,980 --> 00:18:27,980 Oh. 482 00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:29,470 Ah! 483 00:18:29,470 --> 00:18:30,470 [CRASH] 484 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:32,460 Geez, ow! 485 00:18:32,460 --> 00:18:33,450 Ooh! 486 00:18:33,450 --> 00:18:34,950 [CRASH] 487 00:18:34,950 --> 00:18:36,240 [SPINNING] Ah! 488 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:37,440 Ooh! Eee! 489 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:40,490 Ow! Aww. 490 00:18:43,990 --> 00:18:45,470 [METAL CLANGING] 491 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:51,770 [SCREAM] 492 00:18:56,180 --> 00:18:59,280 Ping, grab the chain and do the exact opposite of what I do. 493 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:00,840 Shouldn't be a problem. 494 00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:02,140 [METAL CLANGING] 495 00:19:03,010 --> 00:19:06,090 What are you doing? 496 00:19:06,090 --> 00:19:07,530 Stop that. 497 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:08,500 [CRASH] 498 00:19:10,910 --> 00:19:12,350 [STRAINING] 499 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,450 [GROWL] 500 00:19:17,310 --> 00:19:18,610 [ROAR] 501 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:20,420 [CRASH] 502 00:19:22,810 --> 00:19:25,700 You dare delay Kim the Invincible 503 00:19:25,700 --> 00:19:27,640 from crushing his quarry. 504 00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:29,530 Your pitiful ruse ends now. 505 00:19:35,470 --> 00:19:36,930 [ROAR] 506 00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:39,350 [SPLASH] 507 00:19:39,350 --> 00:19:41,290 Fire in the hippo! 508 00:19:41,290 --> 00:19:42,260 [SPLAT] 509 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:44,800 Fools. 510 00:19:44,800 --> 00:19:46,810 As previously stated, nothing can 511 00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,900 pierce my impenetrable hide. 512 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:52,520 Yeah, but what about your extremely penetrable tummy? 513 00:19:52,520 --> 00:19:54,020 [RUMBLE] 514 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:55,020 [EXPLOSION] 515 00:19:57,050 --> 00:19:58,490 I don't feel well at all. 516 00:19:58,490 --> 00:20:00,700 You're about to feel a whole lot worse. 517 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,690 Shakabooie! 518 00:20:01,690 --> 00:20:02,670 [KICK] 519 00:20:06,620 --> 00:20:07,600 [CRASH] 520 00:20:09,570 --> 00:20:11,060 [BURP] 521 00:20:11,060 --> 00:20:12,340 Nice work, partner. 522 00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:16,380 Couldn't have done it without you. 523 00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:18,650 (SINGING) Camping, camp, camp, camp, camp, 524 00:20:18,650 --> 00:20:20,350 camping, camping, camping. 525 00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:22,360 Camp, camp, camp, camping. 526 00:20:22,360 --> 00:20:23,910 I'm so glad you guys were able to work 527 00:20:23,910 --> 00:20:27,750 through your disturbing father issues. 528 00:20:27,750 --> 00:20:30,540 We realise that we have one big thing in common. 529 00:20:30,540 --> 00:20:33,490 We both love you, Po, every much. 530 00:20:36,720 --> 00:20:38,410 And now that we understand each other, 531 00:20:38,410 --> 00:20:40,530 I'm really looking forward to next year's camping trip. 532 00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,950 Not going to happen, whiskers. 533 00:20:41,950 --> 00:20:44,300 Yeah, I'll be busy next year. 534 00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:46,540 Later. 535 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,950 Ahh, alone again. 536 00:20:48,950 --> 00:20:50,860 Master Shifu, great to see you back. 537 00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,490 So, so alone. 538 00:20:52,490 --> 00:20:54,290 [MUSIC PLAYING] 539 00:20:57,890 --> 00:21:00,940 [THEME MUSIC] 35147

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