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NARRATOR: And now,
DreamWorks' "Kung Fu
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Panda: Legends of Awesomeness."
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THEME SONG: Hear the legends
of the Kung Fu Panda.
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Doo doo doo doo pom
doo pom doo boom boom.
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Raised in a noodle shop never
seeking to glory or fame.
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He climbed a mountain top and
earned the Dragon Warrior name.
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Ooh.
Ah.
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Ya!
Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo doo doo doo pom doo doo.
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Master Shifu saw
the warrior blossom
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and master the skills of
bodacious and awesome.
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Kung Fu Panda!
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Doo doo doo doo doo.
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He lives and he trains and he
fights with the Furious Five.
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Protect the valley
something, something,
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something, something alive.
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Legends of Awesomeness.
Sweet.
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Om.
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TAOTIE: Open the door.
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Uh oh.
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Ow!
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Lame.
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TAOTIE: Bian Zao, open
the door this instant.
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I know what you're
doing in there.
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No you don't!
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You're trying to master your
magical lightening powers.
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I am not.
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I mean, lightening?
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What-- What?
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Oh, come on.
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I know all about it.
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Every time you use it you
magnetise all my cogs.
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So I magnetised your cogs.
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Go away.
-No!
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Now come gaze in awe at
my latest masterwork.
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And praise my
incredible brilliance.
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Like that has ever
happened, ever.
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Then we can have a
nice game of checkers.
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Lame.
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Behold my latest
unstoppable war machine.
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It has a mighty mechanical
tentacle to slight my foes.
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Impalement
protuberances to spear
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those who stand against me.
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Sound amplifying flaps to
listen in on my enemies' plans.
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Terrifying percussive columns
to pummelled my nemeses.
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It's an elephant.
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Woah.
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Funny I never noticed that.
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Well, behold my battle elephant
of unreckonable malevolence.
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And you're going to use it
to beat the dragon warrior
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and prove that machines
are superior to Kung Fu.
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Whatever.
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This time I'm bringing
a scroll to read.
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Taotie!
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Your clockwork toys are
no match for my skills.
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Also, this thing is
offensive to elephants.
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Now, my son, deploy the trunk.
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I said now while he's down!
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Let me finish this page.
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Do it now.
Now.
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Now.
Now.
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Now.
Now!
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Do what I tell you!
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Stop it!
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You're not the boss of me, OK?
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I'm not going to let you
tell we what to do anymore.
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Yes, you are.
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Do you know why?
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Because if I don't
tell you what to do,
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you don't do anything at all.
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Look at you.
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What have you done in your life?
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Nothing.
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You're not entitled
to an opinion--
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not until you
actually do something.
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I think you were a
little hard on him.
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I was not.
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The boy needs discipline.
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He needs guidance.
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Look at you.
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So smug with your
smug little smug face.
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What?
This-- this is my regular face.
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And-- and I'm just saying that--
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You know what--
I can even fight
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you when you're like this.
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But I was about to--
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It's not always about you.
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I have needs, too.
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Hi.
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I've never done anything?
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I do stuff all the time.
All the time.
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Like-- like that one time
I stood by that plank
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for a while.
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You there!
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Halt now or be frozen.
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What?
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Give us your money or-- oh!
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[WHISTLING]
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Oh.
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Hey!
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You're Taotie's kid aren't you?
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Unfortunately.
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Is he like the
annoying-est dad ever?
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Uh, he seems like he'd be lame.
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Yes!
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Lame is exactly what he is.
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I know what you're
going through, bro.
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My dad is the
biggest jerk of ever.
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One time he grounded me for
calling broccoli a vegetable.
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Technically it's a flower.
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Gahri!
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Oh, you are on my last nerve.
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My dad once grounded
me for calling
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his whirling cream pot
of disproportionate agony
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a big bag of bogus.
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Dude, dads, huh?
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Huh.
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So, um, where did you get
the uncanny lightning powers?
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Stole 'em.
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Oh my gosh, I love stealing.
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Remember when my
dad was auctioning
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off those mystic secrets?
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He had this machine that--
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Oh, right you guys swiped them
out of that Yao guy's head.
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Uh, I was gonna
tell the whole story.
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Don't got to.
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I was there.
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Remember the whole thing.
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Ah!
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You and me should
be buddies, guy.
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Oh!
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Tomorrow's my birthday.
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You gotta come to my party.
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It's gonna be so rad.
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OK, buddy, guy.
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Oh, wait.
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Um.
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We better clear it
with my boss first.
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He's way cool, though.
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And you'll totally dig him.
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Bian Zao.
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You and I are going to
do great things together.
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We are?
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Oh, most definitely.
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With your power and your
spunk, you're just who
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I need to be my number one guy.
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But I though I was
your-- that's cool.
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He's, um, number one!
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Woo!
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That sounds great.
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Anything that doesn't
involve my lame dad.
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I, too, dislike
things that are lame.
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Wow!
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We've got so much in
common, it's scary.
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Say, do you know
what would be fun?
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Using my lightning
powers to steal stuff?
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You read my mind homey, boy.
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Do you have those little
ginger cakes I like?
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Ginger fennel?
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Ginger mint?
-I don't know.
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The ones I like.
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All right, everybody,
give us your money
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and no one gets hurt.
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Gahri!
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No one else gets hurt.
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Ginger cakes.
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Hey!
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It's a good thing I never
leave home without protection.
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Flying fists of flagrant fury!
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-Stop!
-What?
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Never done anything, huh?
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Well, here's something.
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See you at dinner, old man.
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Until then, I'll be hanging
out with my new buddy, Tong Fo.
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And me.
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I'm his buddy, too.
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We have matching buddy hats.
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Come on, it's my birthday.
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Looks like your boy has
fallen in with a bad crowd.
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This is all just so sad.
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[KNOCKING]
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Taotie!
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Relax, legs.
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I just want to talk to Po.
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But the battle machine.
What?
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I should walk up
all those stairs?
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Come on.
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I have to see Po.
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Magic lightning powers?
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Not important.
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The point is Bian
Zao is spending time
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with the croc
bandits and Tong Fo.
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He won't listen to me anymore.
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Maybe he'll listen to you.
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-I don't know.
-Please.
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I know we've had
our disagreements.
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You've tried to
off me 16 times!
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Because we disagreed.
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But this is my son
and Tong Fo is, well--
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He's a bad dude.
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I don't want my boy to
turn into a common thug, Po.
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A scheming evil genius, sure.
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But this?
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You've got to help me.
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I don't know where else to turn.
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There you are.
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Your father and I have
been worried sick about you.
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Po, what are you doing here?
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I want you to know
that, no matter what,
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we care very much about you.
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Just tell me him he can't
hang out with Tong Fo anymore.
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That's what this is about?
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You're here to
tell me what to do?
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No, no, no.
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We just want to
make suggestions--
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mandatory suggestions.
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I don't need this.
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You listen to me, young man.
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Tong Fo is not your friend.
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At least he doesn't
boss me around.
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Don't you walk out.
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Don't you walk out
that door, young man.
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I'm your father.
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I own you!
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You own him?
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I mean, it's like
my dad thinks I'm
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just another one of
his tools that he
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can just use like a tool.
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Yeah, it's just so lame.
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It's worse than lame.
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Ugh.
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I just wish I could like
show him he can't control me.
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You have been wronged, chum.
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Terribly wronged.
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How fortunate that
I am here to help.
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For I have in mind
a way to prove
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to your father once and for
all that you are no one's tool.
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Why are you whispering?
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Are you planning me
a birthday surprise?
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Yes, these will do.
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For me?
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Oh my gosh, you guys.
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This is such a surprise.
Wait.
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No.
This is just Taotie's junk.
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There's no birthday
surprise, you imbecile.
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Sure, there isn't.
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Don't worry, boss.
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I promise I'll be
really surprised.
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Like--
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Hey, do we need to crank
these things up or something?
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Not anymore.
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Buddy, we're going to make
your point very forcefully.
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We've got to get him
away from Tong Fo.
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And yelling isn't
going to do it.
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What should I say?
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Pretty please, don't
ruin your life?
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He wouldn't be acting
out if you didn't let
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him stay up until all hours.
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Hey, I'm the one who is
there day in and day out.
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You only see him when
you feel like it.
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Enough!
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Taotie, first, you
need to stop talking.
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Second-- actually
there is no second.
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Just stop talking.
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You want to tell Bian Zao how
to live his life and you can't.
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You have to let him
find his own way.
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00:12:55,150 --> 00:13:00,720
And Po, you-- wait, why are
you even involved in this?
268
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:03,510
More importantly, why am
I even involved in this?
269
00:13:03,510 --> 00:13:05,770
So you're saying, just
let Bian Zao hang out
270
00:13:05,770 --> 00:13:07,870
with Tong Fo and his hoodlums?
271
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:12,250
-For the time being, yes.
-No way.
272
00:13:12,250 --> 00:13:13,710
-Not going to happen.
-Not a chance.
273
00:13:13,710 --> 00:13:14,760
What else you got?
274
00:13:14,760 --> 00:13:16,650
You asked my advice, I gave it.
275
00:13:19,910 --> 00:13:21,830
Bian Zao is like this dough.
276
00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:24,940
If you handle it
gently, all is well.
277
00:13:24,940 --> 00:13:29,400
But if you put too
much pressure on it,
278
00:13:29,400 --> 00:13:31,860
you won't like what happens.
279
00:13:31,860 --> 00:13:32,990
Oh, man.
280
00:13:32,990 --> 00:13:35,270
This was going to be lunch.
281
00:13:35,270 --> 00:13:36,530
We've got a problem.
282
00:13:36,530 --> 00:13:38,630
-I know-- my son!
-Exactly.
283
00:13:41,730 --> 00:13:42,680
[SCREAMS]
284
00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:43,630
CROWD: Not again!
285
00:13:43,630 --> 00:13:45,720
[SCREAMS]
286
00:13:45,720 --> 00:13:48,660
Wait, a surprise party
at the Jade Palace?
287
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:52,160
It's going to be a surprise,
all right-- for my dad and Po.
288
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,200
They're going to see.
289
00:13:53,200 --> 00:13:56,370
They're going to see that
no one is Bian Zao's boss!
290
00:14:01,740 --> 00:14:03,580
Clearly, he takes after
your side of the family.
291
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:17,580
Bian Zao I forbid you to
hang out with these lowlifes.
292
00:14:17,580 --> 00:14:18,400
Don't tell me what I--
293
00:14:18,400 --> 00:14:21,800
He doesn't take orders
from you or anyone else.
294
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:23,320
Now, take him out!
295
00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:27,030
-Forbid this.
-Now!
296
00:14:41,200 --> 00:14:42,600
How are we supposed
to fight these things
297
00:14:42,600 --> 00:14:43,830
if we can't touch them?
298
00:14:43,830 --> 00:14:44,760
Use a weapon.
299
00:14:49,960 --> 00:14:50,870
Don't use a weapon.
300
00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:09,830
Happy birthday to me.
301
00:15:19,220 --> 00:15:20,580
Bian Zao!
302
00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:23,170
I know you didn't want your
dad bossing you around,
303
00:15:23,170 --> 00:15:27,040
but isn't that better than
Tong Fo bossing you around?
304
00:15:27,040 --> 00:15:28,320
I am not.
305
00:15:28,320 --> 00:15:29,790
-You are, too.
-Am not.
306
00:15:29,790 --> 00:15:30,530
Are, too.
307
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:31,780
-Am not!
-You are, too.
308
00:15:31,780 --> 00:15:34,100
-Am not.
-Yes, you are!
309
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:41,910
--[INAUDIBLE] You know, it wounds
me that you would suggest this.
310
00:15:41,910 --> 00:15:45,590
Bian Zao knows that I'm
his friend, not his boss.
311
00:15:45,590 --> 00:15:48,910
Isn't that correct, buddy?
312
00:15:48,910 --> 00:15:50,100
I don't know.
313
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:51,270
Maybe Po is right.
314
00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:52,220
No, he's not!
315
00:15:52,220 --> 00:15:53,060
He's wrong!
316
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:53,990
Now, take him out.
317
00:15:53,990 --> 00:15:54,860
Do you hear me?
318
00:15:54,860 --> 00:15:56,570
You take orders from me.
319
00:15:56,570 --> 00:15:57,370
I own you.
320
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,700
Don't need that guy, anyway.
321
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:11,360
Hey, crocs, you work for me now.
322
00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,810
Um.
Sure thing.
323
00:16:12,810 --> 00:16:14,230
Sounds good!
324
00:16:14,230 --> 00:16:17,630
Now I have my father's
machines, an army of crocs,
325
00:16:17,630 --> 00:16:19,640
and mystical lightning powers.
326
00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:21,780
If I can't wipe out the Jade
Palace with all of this,
327
00:16:21,780 --> 00:16:22,910
I'm just not trying.
328
00:16:25,360 --> 00:16:26,060
Son!
329
00:16:36,930 --> 00:16:38,500
The water.
330
00:16:38,500 --> 00:16:40,140
Bian Zao, you can't do this.
331
00:16:43,920 --> 00:16:44,620
Ah!
332
00:16:48,110 --> 00:16:49,940
Don't tell me what I can't do.
333
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:53,450
Oh, so much hurt.
334
00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:56,630
Son, you have to
give up this nonsense.
335
00:16:56,630 --> 00:16:57,610
Nonsense?
336
00:16:57,610 --> 00:16:59,720
I learned it by
watching you, dad.
337
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:02,330
My pretty machines are
superior to Kung Fu.
338
00:17:02,330 --> 00:17:03,030
Look!
339
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:13,170
I'm doing exactly what you've
been trying to do for years.
340
00:17:13,170 --> 00:17:16,370
Why would you have
a problem with that?
341
00:17:16,370 --> 00:17:21,920
Because you're
doing it without me.
342
00:17:21,920 --> 00:17:24,220
Look, I don't care
about Tong Fo.
343
00:17:24,220 --> 00:17:27,490
The truth is, I miss you.
344
00:17:27,490 --> 00:17:29,520
I don't feel like
doing anything.
345
00:17:29,520 --> 00:17:31,210
I don't even want to fight Po.
346
00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:39,760
It's just no fun without you.
347
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,600
I miss you too, dad.
348
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:45,430
Without you around, I don't
know who to call lame.
349
00:17:45,430 --> 00:17:46,680
Woo!
350
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:50,820
Check out the birthday boy!
351
00:17:50,820 --> 00:17:53,600
Although there are some
excellent candidates.
352
00:17:53,600 --> 00:17:58,070
Son, if I promise not
to try to control you,
353
00:17:58,070 --> 00:18:01,350
do you think maybe
you and I could
354
00:18:01,350 --> 00:18:03,510
beat Po senseless together?
355
00:18:08,340 --> 00:18:12,240
Sure thing, dad.
356
00:18:12,240 --> 00:18:15,280
It's just so great to see
the two of you reunited.
357
00:18:15,280 --> 00:18:17,730
[CRYING]
358
00:18:17,730 --> 00:18:19,980
Let's get him!
359
00:18:19,980 --> 00:18:22,710
And now not so great.
360
00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:25,180
Sorry, bud.
361
00:18:25,180 --> 00:18:28,200
Commandeering the vehicle!
362
00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:30,250
You know, this has been
a really emotional day.
363
00:18:30,250 --> 00:18:33,070
So maybe we should just
all chill out a little
364
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,800
before we do anything
we might regret.
365
00:18:38,650 --> 00:18:39,620
Look at him jump.
366
00:18:43,980 --> 00:18:46,420
Water!
367
00:18:46,420 --> 00:18:49,070
I'm real happy that you
guys have worked things out.
368
00:18:49,070 --> 00:18:50,820
It just makes it
harder to do this!
369
00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,050
-To do what?
-Give it a minute.
370
00:19:02,150 --> 00:19:03,440
Seriously what?
371
00:19:03,440 --> 00:19:07,450
It just-- I mean, I
didn't time that very well.
372
00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:08,900
Oh, dang.
373
00:19:08,900 --> 00:19:10,050
Lame.
374
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,510
Let's take him out, dad.
375
00:19:11,510 --> 00:19:12,490
You said it, son!
376
00:19:46,450 --> 00:19:47,150
Oh.
377
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,840
Well guys, I just thought of
another father-son activity
378
00:19:53,840 --> 00:19:56,600
for you two.
379
00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,160
Ow.
380
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,920
I believe he was
going to say-- prison.
381
00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:02,910
Yeah, that sounds about right.
382
00:20:07,310 --> 00:20:12,500
Well at least I'll get a
little time to myself in here.
383
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,900
Bian Zao!
384
00:20:13,900 --> 00:20:14,840
Hey!
385
00:20:14,840 --> 00:20:17,500
It's Gahri's birthday!
386
00:20:17,500 --> 00:20:23,860
Bian Zao, you and I got
something to discuss, chum.
387
00:20:23,860 --> 00:20:27,440
You lay one finger on my
son and I will devote my life
388
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,990
to making you regret it.
Understood?
389
00:20:31,190 --> 00:20:31,890
Understood.
390
00:20:35,450 --> 00:20:36,810
Thanks, dad.
391
00:20:36,810 --> 00:20:38,330
You're welcome, son.
392
00:20:38,330 --> 00:20:42,400
Now, how about a nice
game of checkers?
393
00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:43,900
Lame.
394
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,540
Yes it is, son.
395
00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:47,530
Yes it is.
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