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YAH! 12 00:00:26,460 --> 00:00:28,196 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,732 [scatting] 14 00:00:31,765 --> 00:00:34,435 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:34,468 --> 00:00:38,072 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME * 16 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,640 * KUNG FU PANDA 17 00:00:39,673 --> 00:00:42,610 [scatting] 18 00:00:42,643 --> 00:00:45,146 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 19 00:00:45,179 --> 00:00:46,180 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 20 00:00:46,214 --> 00:00:47,715 * PROTECT THE VALLEY, SOMETHING, SOMETHING * 21 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,383 * SOMETHING, SOMETHING ALIVE * 22 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:51,185 OOH! AHH! UH! 23 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:54,122 * KUNG FU PANDA 24 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:56,157 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 25 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,191 SWEET! 26 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,743 - SMELL THIS. - [sniffs] 27 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:16,810 NO. 28 00:01:16,844 --> 00:01:19,247 - SMELL THIS. 29 00:01:19,280 --> 00:01:20,714 - NO. 30 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,250 - SMELL THIS. - NO! 31 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,285 - SMELL THIS. - NO. 32 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:25,219 - SMELL THIS. THIS. 33 00:01:25,253 --> 00:01:26,220 THIS. THIS. 34 00:01:26,254 --> 00:01:27,255 SMELL THIS! 35 00:01:27,288 --> 00:01:28,456 - I TOLD YOU, PO, 36 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:31,692 I DON'T WANT TO PLAY "SMELL THIS." 37 00:01:31,725 --> 00:01:32,826 - TYPICAL. 38 00:01:32,860 --> 00:01:34,662 I COME UP WITH A SUPER FUN GAME 39 00:01:34,695 --> 00:01:36,797 AND I GET NO APPRECIATION FOR IT. 40 00:01:36,830 --> 00:01:38,432 - IT'S NOT A SUPER FUN GAME 41 00:01:38,466 --> 00:01:40,734 IF THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS "CABBAGE SOUP." 42 00:01:40,768 --> 00:01:44,305 YOU SPILLED ALL OVER YOURSELF AT LUNCH. 43 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:48,909 - OOH! 44 00:01:48,942 --> 00:01:50,578 A REMOTE VILLAGE! 45 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:51,879 AWESOME! 46 00:01:51,912 --> 00:01:53,781 SIMPLE FOLK LIVING A SIMPLE LIFE. 47 00:01:53,814 --> 00:01:56,217 AND I KNOW HOW TO MAKE THEIR SIMPLE DAY. 48 00:01:56,250 --> 00:01:57,351 - WA-CHA! HA! 49 00:01:57,385 --> 00:01:59,187 BY LETTING THEM TAKE IN THE AWESOMENESS 50 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:02,890 THAT IS THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 51 00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:05,626 FOLKS LIKE THESE KNOW HOW TO APPRECIATE GREATNESS. 52 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,196 OOH, THEY'LL PROBABLY THROW ME A PARADE. 53 00:02:08,196 --> 00:02:09,297 YOU THINK THEY'LL THROW ME A PARADE? 54 00:02:09,330 --> 00:02:10,631 I BET THEY'D THROW ME A PARADE. 55 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:12,333 - I DON'T KNOW, PO. 56 00:02:12,366 --> 00:02:13,567 HE MAY HAVE BEATEN YOU TO IT. 57 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:14,602 - WHO? 58 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,704 - THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 59 00:02:16,737 --> 00:02:18,672 [laughs] - WHAT? 60 00:02:18,706 --> 00:02:20,508 - [laughing] 61 00:02:20,541 --> 00:02:22,843 - "LEARN TO BE A DRAGON WARRIOR. 62 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:24,612 "TAUGHT BY MASTER CHENG, 63 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,715 THE ONE AND ONLY DRAGON WARRIOR"? 64 00:02:27,748 --> 00:02:29,783 WHAT? 65 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:33,554 - [laughs] THE RESEMBLANCE IS SCARY. 66 00:02:33,587 --> 00:02:35,356 - THIS ISN'T FUNNY, MONKEY. 67 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:38,392 THIS CHENG GUY IS STEALING MY FANS AND MY FANFARE. 68 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,894 HE'S BESMIRCHING THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME. 69 00:02:40,928 --> 00:02:43,397 - LIGHTEN UP, PO. COME ON. 70 00:02:43,431 --> 00:02:44,865 WE'VE GOT TO CHECK THIS GUY OUT. 71 00:02:44,898 --> 00:02:47,535 - HE BETTER NOT HAVE GOTTEN A PARADE. 72 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:50,271 [indistinct chatter] 73 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,905 - CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 74 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,407 - WONDER WHAT HE'LL TEACH US TODAY. 75 00:02:53,441 --> 00:02:57,345 - IT'S TIME FOR THE DRAGON WARRIOR CLASS. 76 00:02:57,378 --> 00:03:00,248 - [laughs] 77 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:04,252 [indistinct chatter] 78 00:03:04,252 --> 00:03:06,254 - OH! 79 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:11,259 - WOW, THIS CHENG REALLY PACKS 'EM IN. 80 00:03:11,292 --> 00:03:12,059 LET'S GRAB A SEAT IN THE BACK. 81 00:03:12,092 --> 00:03:16,264 - NO WAY. THIS CHARADE ENDS NOW. 82 00:03:19,367 --> 00:03:21,935 GREETINGS, SMALL-TOWN VILLAGERS. 83 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:23,304 SAY HELLO TO-- 84 00:03:23,337 --> 00:03:26,774 - THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 85 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:30,311 - OH, YEAH! 86 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,312 - YOU LOOK GREAT, MASTER CHENG! 87 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:33,347 - [chuckles] THANK YOU. 88 00:03:33,381 --> 00:03:34,882 GOOD TO SEE YOU, TOO. 89 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:38,619 I AM RATHER MAGNIFICENT, AREN'T I? 90 00:03:39,753 --> 00:03:41,689 - SIT DOWN! 91 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:48,296 - [strains] [chair creaks] 92 00:03:48,329 --> 00:03:52,366 IS THIS DESK... FOR TINY CHILDREN-- 93 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:55,303 [grunts] 94 00:03:55,336 --> 00:03:57,004 I'LL STAND. 95 00:03:57,037 --> 00:03:58,606 - VERY WELL, CLASS. 96 00:03:58,639 --> 00:04:02,343 WHERE DID WE LEAVE OFF IN OUR LAST LESSON? 97 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:03,711 - YOU WERE EXPLAINING HOW YOU SAVED 98 00:04:03,744 --> 00:04:05,679 THE VALLEY OF PEACE BY DEFEATING TAI LUNG. 99 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:08,916 [applause] 100 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:10,751 - I'LL HAVE TO BUY HIS BOOK. 101 00:04:10,784 --> 00:04:12,453 [giggles] 102 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:15,856 - AH, YES. 103 00:04:15,889 --> 00:04:18,058 QUITE A VIGOROUS SCRAP, THAT WAS. 104 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:21,329 BUT REMEMBER, ONE MUST MASTER THE MIND 105 00:04:21,362 --> 00:04:24,498 BEFORE ONE CAN MASTER THE FOOT OR FEET. 106 00:04:24,532 --> 00:04:26,400 all: OH... 107 00:04:26,434 --> 00:04:28,736 - YOU'RE WRITING THAT DOWN? SERIOUSLY? 108 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,338 all: SHH! 109 00:04:30,338 --> 00:04:33,407 - THE DRAGON WARRIOR IS SO AWESOME! 110 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,842 - AND YOU WILL BE, TOO. 111 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:37,345 YOU SEE, ANYONE CAN BE A DRAGON WARRIOR 112 00:04:37,378 --> 00:04:39,980 IF IT'S IN THEIR HEART. 113 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,549 ANYONE. 114 00:04:41,582 --> 00:04:42,950 - ANYONE? 115 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,718 all: SHH! 116 00:04:44,752 --> 00:04:46,053 - KEEP IT TOGETHER, PO. 117 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:47,921 I THINK THE WORST IS OVER. 118 00:04:47,955 --> 00:04:51,659 - * HEAR THE LEGEND OF THE KUNG FU SHEEP GUY * 119 00:04:51,692 --> 00:04:55,429 [all scatting theme song] 120 00:04:55,463 --> 00:04:59,367 - YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! 121 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,502 - IS THERE A PROBLEM? 122 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,604 - YEAH, BUDDY. YOU. 123 00:05:03,637 --> 00:05:04,605 [all gasp] 124 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:06,407 - WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS? 125 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,876 - BECAUSE THAT GUY IS NOT THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 126 00:05:08,909 --> 00:05:10,878 [all exclaim] 127 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:13,847 - BUT I AM. 128 00:05:15,716 --> 00:05:18,819 - OH, YEAH? THEN, PROVE IT. 129 00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:24,692 - HE'S GOT A POSTER! 130 00:05:24,725 --> 00:05:26,460 WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT? 131 00:05:26,494 --> 00:05:27,761 - YEAH! - HEY! 132 00:05:27,795 --> 00:05:29,797 - IF YOU'RE THE DRAGON WARRIOR, 133 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:31,399 THEN WHAT DOES PARAGRAPH SEVEN 134 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:34,535 OF THE SACRED SCROLL OF MEDITATION SAY? 135 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,069 - CLASS, TAKE NOTE. 136 00:05:36,103 --> 00:05:38,439 A TRUE DRAGON WARRIOR DOESN'T NEED 137 00:05:38,472 --> 00:05:41,141 TO PROVE HE'S THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 138 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:44,077 HE SIMPLY IS. 139 00:05:44,111 --> 00:05:45,413 - SO DEEP. 140 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:47,080 - WE SHOULD THROW HIM ANOTHER PARADE. 141 00:05:47,114 --> 00:05:50,150 - I LOVE HIM SO MUCH! 142 00:05:50,183 --> 00:05:52,420 - ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. THIS IS--LOOK. 143 00:05:52,420 --> 00:05:55,856 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT THE DRAGON WARRIOR BECAUSE I-- 144 00:05:55,889 --> 00:05:57,991 - BANDITS! 145 00:05:58,025 --> 00:05:59,159 [ringing bell] 146 00:05:59,192 --> 00:06:01,862 [villagers screaming] 147 00:06:01,895 --> 00:06:03,096 [all gasping] 148 00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:08,436 - GIVE US ALL YOUR SQUARE COINS! 149 00:06:10,504 --> 00:06:12,440 - EVERYONE, STAY BACK. 150 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:15,476 I'LL HANDLE THIS. 151 00:06:15,509 --> 00:06:17,478 - COME ON, PO. WE GOTTA HELP! 152 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:18,946 - UH-UH. [laughs] 153 00:06:18,979 --> 00:06:21,114 LET'S SEE HOW MUCH THEY LIKE THEIR DRAGON WARRIOR 154 00:06:21,148 --> 00:06:23,651 AFTER HE GETS HIS LYING FACE THUMPED. 155 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,453 [bandits growl] 156 00:06:26,687 --> 00:06:28,489 HMPH. 157 00:06:29,823 --> 00:06:30,958 - [groans] [bone cracks] 158 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:34,495 - [grunts] 159 00:06:34,528 --> 00:06:36,697 - STRENGTH OF WILL BEATS STRENGTH OF BODY. 160 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:38,165 [villagers ooh] 161 00:06:38,198 --> 00:06:39,232 - [shouts] 162 00:06:39,266 --> 00:06:42,202 - ONE KICK IN THE GUT IS WORTH TWO IN THE HEAD. 163 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,472 - HEY, HE'S NOT BAD. 164 00:06:44,505 --> 00:06:46,507 [bandits groaning] 165 00:06:46,540 --> 00:06:48,208 - ALWAYS BRUSH BETWEEN MEALS. 166 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:49,477 - YEAH. 167 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:50,944 [all groaning] 168 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:52,513 [bell rings] - UGH! 169 00:06:55,048 --> 00:06:56,484 - SHOOBYDOOBY! 170 00:06:56,484 --> 00:06:58,051 - "SHOOBYDOOBY"? 171 00:06:59,787 --> 00:07:00,854 [smack] - UGH! 172 00:07:00,888 --> 00:07:02,923 - HMM! [all gasp] 173 00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:04,492 - RUN! 174 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:07,027 THE DRAGON WARRIOR IS TOO TOUGH FOR US! 175 00:07:07,060 --> 00:07:09,096 all: [chanting] MASTER CHENG! MASTER CHENG! 176 00:07:09,129 --> 00:07:10,097 - SHOOBYDOOBY! 177 00:07:10,130 --> 00:07:12,099 HOW DOES HE DO IT? 178 00:07:12,132 --> 00:07:13,233 all: [chanting] MASTER CHENG! 179 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:17,037 - ONCE AGAIN, THE DRAGON WARRIOR HAS KEPT OUR TOWN SAFE. 180 00:07:17,070 --> 00:07:20,608 LONG LIVE THE-- - THAT! IS! IT! 181 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:21,374 [all gasp] 182 00:07:21,408 --> 00:07:23,511 CHENG IS NOT THE DRAGON WARRIOR 183 00:07:23,511 --> 00:07:25,646 BECAUSE THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE DRAGON WARRIOR, 184 00:07:25,679 --> 00:07:28,081 AND I AM THAT DRAGON WARRIOR! 185 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:36,657 [laughter] 186 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,592 - [laughs] 187 00:07:38,626 --> 00:07:39,960 - FINE. 188 00:07:39,993 --> 00:07:41,862 THEN WE'LL SETTLE THIS THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY-- 189 00:07:41,895 --> 00:07:43,531 WITH A FIGHT! 190 00:07:43,531 --> 00:07:44,665 all: OOH. 191 00:07:44,698 --> 00:07:49,670 REAL DRAGON WARRIOR VERSUS FAKEY SHEEPY DRAGON WARRIOR. 192 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,038 - DON'T DO THIS, PO. 193 00:07:51,071 --> 00:07:52,573 IT'S BENEATH YOU. 194 00:07:52,606 --> 00:07:54,708 - AND SOON HE WILL BE, TOO. 195 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:57,244 BENEATH MY FISTS... 196 00:07:57,277 --> 00:07:59,613 THAT'LL BE ON HIS FACE 197 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:03,050 AND VARIOUS OTHER BODY PARTS. 198 00:08:03,083 --> 00:08:04,685 - YEAH, I GET IT. 199 00:08:04,718 --> 00:08:05,986 - WA-CHA! 200 00:08:06,019 --> 00:08:08,288 [grunts] 201 00:08:08,321 --> 00:08:10,691 OH, YEAH! 202 00:08:10,724 --> 00:08:11,592 THAT'S RIGHT! 203 00:08:11,625 --> 00:08:12,760 HUH! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT THAT? 204 00:08:12,793 --> 00:08:14,061 CHA! OR THAT! [grunts] 205 00:08:14,094 --> 00:08:15,563 NOTHING! DIDN'T THINK SO. 206 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:16,897 OKAY, FOLKS. 207 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,299 YOU MIGHT WANT TO START PLANNING MY PARADE, 'CAUSE-- 208 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,002 - HIYAH! HIYAH! 209 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:29,977 - HMM. 210 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,144 - [weak groan] 211 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,280 - PRETTY COWARDLY FOR A DRAGON WARRIOR, 212 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,281 WOULDN'T YOU SAY? 213 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:39,252 [laughter] 214 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:41,989 - COWARD? 215 00:08:42,022 --> 00:08:45,959 [kung fu grunting] 216 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,632 HUH? HUH? HUH? 217 00:08:51,665 --> 00:08:53,667 all: [chanting] CHENG! CHENG! CHENG! CHENG! 218 00:08:53,701 --> 00:08:55,102 - HMM. 219 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,904 NOT BAD, PANDA. 220 00:08:56,937 --> 00:08:58,205 YOU-- [chuckles] 221 00:08:58,238 --> 00:09:01,642 YOU HAVE CLEARLY STUDIED MY TECHNIQUES. 222 00:09:01,675 --> 00:09:04,311 - TIME FOR YOU TO STUDY MY FISTS, 223 00:09:04,344 --> 00:09:06,614 WHICH WILL HIT YOUR FACE AND OTHER VARIOUS OTHER-- 224 00:09:06,614 --> 00:09:08,816 - WE GET IT! 225 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:10,618 - [yelps] - [grunting] 226 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:12,085 TAKE THAT! 227 00:09:12,119 --> 00:09:15,122 - CHENG! CHENG! CHENG! 228 00:09:15,155 --> 00:09:18,659 all: [chanting] CHENG! CHENG! CHENG! CHENG! CHENG! CHENG! 229 00:09:18,692 --> 00:09:21,829 - [grunting] 230 00:09:21,862 --> 00:09:23,296 CAREFUL, NOW. 231 00:09:23,330 --> 00:09:27,167 I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. 232 00:09:27,200 --> 00:09:29,136 AHH! 233 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:34,341 - SO, MR. TEACHER GUY, AS THE REAL DRAGON WARRIOR, 234 00:09:34,374 --> 00:09:36,777 I SAY TO YOU... 235 00:09:36,810 --> 00:09:37,778 SHAKABOOEY! 236 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:40,848 - [screams] 237 00:09:40,881 --> 00:09:42,816 [thud] 238 00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:46,019 - SO... 239 00:09:46,053 --> 00:09:47,655 GUESS YOU CAN START PLANNING MY PARADE NOW. 240 00:09:47,688 --> 00:09:51,324 FIRST OFF, LET'S TALK CONFETTI. 241 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,030 - IS IT TRUE? 242 00:09:57,064 --> 00:09:59,833 ARE YOU NOT THE REAL DRAGON WARRIOR? 243 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:06,373 [villagers gasp] 244 00:10:06,406 --> 00:10:08,308 HOW--HOW COULD YOU? 245 00:10:08,341 --> 00:10:11,645 WE TRUSTED YOU, AND YOU MADE FOOLS OUT OF US! 246 00:10:11,679 --> 00:10:13,146 - I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO--UGH! 247 00:10:13,180 --> 00:10:15,649 - NOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO ON TUESDAYS? 248 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:17,985 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS! 249 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,320 [villagers grumbling] 250 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:21,755 - WHAT'S WRONG WITH THEM? 251 00:10:21,789 --> 00:10:23,423 THEY WANTED THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 252 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:25,425 - I THINK THEY WANTED A HERO, 253 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:29,196 AND YOU JUST TOOK THEIRS AWAY FROM THEM. 254 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,301 - PFFT. 255 00:10:34,334 --> 00:10:37,805 I KNOW SIMPLE FOLK, AND SIMPLE FOLK ARE RESILIENT. 256 00:10:37,838 --> 00:10:40,974 - I DON'T WANT TO LIVE! I DON'T WANT TO LIVE! 257 00:10:41,008 --> 00:10:43,944 YOU HEAR ME? 258 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:54,822 - [groans] 259 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:56,790 AH... 260 00:10:58,391 --> 00:11:01,228 UH, HEY, CHENG. 261 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:02,362 SOME DAY, HUH? 262 00:11:02,395 --> 00:11:06,233 - SO, NOT TEACHING YOUR DRAGON WARRIOR CLASS ANYMORE? 263 00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,736 - WHAT CHOICE DO I HAVE? 264 00:11:08,736 --> 00:11:11,338 - NOT LYING IS A CHOICE. 265 00:11:11,371 --> 00:11:13,874 JUST SAYIN'. 266 00:11:13,907 --> 00:11:16,009 - I DIDN'T LIE. 267 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:19,813 AT LEAST IT DIDN'T START OUT THAT WAY. 268 00:11:19,847 --> 00:11:22,015 I GREW UP IN A BIG FAMILY. 269 00:11:22,049 --> 00:11:24,952 ALL I EVER WANTED TO DO WAS STAND OUT, 270 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:26,887 BE SPECIAL. 271 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:30,357 BUT I WASN'T. 272 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,492 MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS BECAME DOCTORS... 273 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:33,761 LAWYERS... 274 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,796 CARNIVAL WORKERS... 275 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:37,364 THE ONLY WAY TO MAKE MY MARK 276 00:11:37,397 --> 00:11:40,000 WAS TO STRIKE OUT ON MY OWN. 277 00:11:40,033 --> 00:11:42,002 MY TRAVELS TOOK ME FAR. 278 00:11:42,035 --> 00:11:45,806 I MADE MY WAY TO THIS REMOTE VILLAGE. 279 00:11:45,839 --> 00:11:48,475 THAT'S WHEN FATE STEPPED IN. 280 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:52,946 - [laughs wickedly] 281 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:53,914 [thud] 282 00:11:54,982 --> 00:11:56,383 [groans] 283 00:12:01,188 --> 00:12:02,222 [all cheering] 284 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,825 - THE VILLAGERS HAD NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE IT. 285 00:12:04,858 --> 00:12:06,459 THEY THOUGHT I WAS EXTRAORDINARY. 286 00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:10,497 THEY THOUGHT I WAS THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 287 00:12:12,199 --> 00:12:14,401 [sighs] I KNOW. 288 00:12:14,434 --> 00:12:18,238 I SHOULD HAVE CORRECTED THEM, BUT I FELT SPECIAL. 289 00:12:18,271 --> 00:12:20,073 FINALLY! 290 00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,075 AND NOW... 291 00:12:22,109 --> 00:12:25,445 [sighs] NOW IT'S ALL OVER. 292 00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:28,916 - WELP, THAT'S THE WAY THE FORTUNE COOKIE CRUMBLES. 293 00:12:28,949 --> 00:12:31,084 GOOD LUCK WITH EVERYTHING. 294 00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,252 - PO! 295 00:12:32,285 --> 00:12:33,854 - LOOK, I FEEL BAD, 296 00:12:33,887 --> 00:12:36,223 BUT THE UNIVERSE CHOSE ME, NOT HIM. 297 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:37,424 I'M SORRY, CHENG. 298 00:12:37,457 --> 00:12:39,292 I MEAN YOU SEEM LIKE A GOOD GUY. 299 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:42,830 YOU'LL JUST FIND SOMETHING A LITTLE LESS AWESOME TO BE. 300 00:12:42,863 --> 00:12:44,097 LET'S HIT IT, MONKEY. 301 00:12:44,131 --> 00:12:46,299 - YEAH. TAKE CARE, CHENG. 302 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,836 WE'LL GO MAKE SURE THOSE BANDITS ARE GONE. 303 00:12:48,836 --> 00:12:50,170 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT THEM. 304 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,839 I PAID THEM TO LOSE TO ME. 305 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:56,844 THEY'RE ACTUALLY AN OUT-OF-WORK ACTING TROUPE. 306 00:12:56,844 --> 00:12:59,479 - SINCE THE PANDA EXPOSED CHENG AS A FRAUD, 307 00:12:59,512 --> 00:13:00,948 NO MORE PAY DAY. 308 00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,216 WE ARE UNEMPLOYED. 309 00:13:03,250 --> 00:13:05,252 - BUT SHI WO, WE HAVE TO WORK, 310 00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:06,519 WE HAVE TO EAT. 311 00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:08,989 AND THERE AREN'T ANY THEATRES OUT HERE, 312 00:13:09,022 --> 00:13:10,123 NOT EVEN DINNER THEATRE. 313 00:13:10,157 --> 00:13:11,558 [all groan] 314 00:13:11,591 --> 00:13:14,962 WHAT? I'M NOT ABOVE IT. 315 00:13:14,995 --> 00:13:16,897 - AYE. - YEAH. 316 00:13:16,930 --> 00:13:18,165 - LET'S PUT OUR THINKING CAPS ON 317 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,933 AND FIGURE OUT HOW WE CAN GET MONEY 318 00:13:19,967 --> 00:13:22,903 WITHOUT HAVING TO WORK. 319 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:25,873 - GAH! 320 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,008 IT WOULD BE SO BRILLIANT 321 00:13:28,041 --> 00:13:29,276 IF WE COULD JUST GET PEOPLE 322 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:32,913 TO GIVE US THEIR MONEY AND SUCH. 323 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:34,614 BUT HOW? 324 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:36,583 - [growls] 325 00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:53,901 HOLD ON. 326 00:13:53,901 --> 00:13:55,568 INSTEAD OF PLAYING BANDITS, 327 00:13:55,602 --> 00:13:57,270 WE'LL ACTUALLY BE BANDITS. 328 00:13:57,304 --> 00:13:58,906 IT'S SO METHOD. 329 00:13:58,906 --> 00:14:00,908 EVERYONE GET INTO CHARACTER. 330 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,442 TOMORROW MORNING, WE RANSACK THAT VILLAGE 331 00:14:02,475 --> 00:14:04,044 WITH GREAT GUSTO. 332 00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:06,013 LIGHT UP THE SKY, EVERYONE! 333 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,949 all: LIGHT UP THE SKY! 334 00:14:08,982 --> 00:14:10,951 - YOU REALLY THINK CHENG WILL BE OKAY? 335 00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:13,253 - ABSOLUTELY. 336 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:17,024 I KNOW SIMPLE FOLK, AND SIMPLE FOLK ARE FORGIVING. 337 00:14:17,057 --> 00:14:19,092 all: BOO! 338 00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:20,527 - GET OUT! - GET OUT OF HERE! 339 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,962 - NOBODY WANTS YOU HERE! 340 00:14:21,995 --> 00:14:23,230 - LEAVE OUR TOWN NOW, PHONY! 341 00:14:23,263 --> 00:14:25,999 - I CAN'T BELIEVE WE THREW HIM A PARADE! 342 00:14:26,033 --> 00:14:28,235 - BOO! - WAIT! EVERYBODY, STOP! 343 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,970 NOW LISTEN UP--OW! 344 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:31,138 [growls] 345 00:14:31,171 --> 00:14:34,507 YES, CHENG LIED. [groans] 346 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:35,976 BUT HE'S NOT A BAD GUY. 347 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,011 AND HIS KUNG FU'S PRETTY GOOD TOO. 348 00:14:38,045 --> 00:14:39,079 I MEAN, NOT AS GOOD AS MINE, 349 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:41,281 BUT I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE OF TRAINING AT THE JADE-- 350 00:14:41,314 --> 00:14:43,250 - [clears throat] 351 00:14:45,118 --> 00:14:46,586 - RIGHT. 352 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:48,956 WHAT I'M SAYING IS, EVEN IF CHENG 353 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:51,524 ISN'T THE TOTALLY BODACIOUS DRAGON WARRIOR, 354 00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:55,963 CAN'T YOU FORGIVE HIM ANYWAY? 355 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,164 all: NO! 356 00:14:57,197 --> 00:14:58,598 - BOO! - FORGET HIM! 357 00:14:58,631 --> 00:14:59,699 - WOW. 358 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:03,003 SIMPLE FOLK CAN HOLD A GRUDGE, HUH? 359 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,505 - BANDITS! 360 00:15:05,538 --> 00:15:07,007 [bandits growling] 361 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,675 - WHAT ARE THEY DOING BACK HERE? 362 00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:11,011 - PROBABLY DIDN'T GET THE WHOLE "THE JIG IS UP" MEMO. 363 00:15:11,044 --> 00:15:13,413 FEAR NOT, SIMPLE CITIZENS! 364 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,383 THE DRAGON WARRIOR WILL DEAL WITH THESE RUFFIANS. 365 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,251 YOU THERE! 366 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:20,320 DON'T TAKE ANOTHER STEP! 367 00:15:20,353 --> 00:15:22,990 HEY, GUYS. WAY TO SELL IT. 368 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:24,191 THE DRAGON WARRIOR DOTH SAY 369 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,994 THAT YOUR KIND AREN'T WELCOME HERE! 370 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:28,996 THING IS, SHOW'S CLOSING. 371 00:15:29,029 --> 00:15:32,132 DON'T PROTRUDETH ME ANY OF YOUR LIP, FOUL HEATHEN! 372 00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:33,000 DON'T FEEL BAD. 373 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,534 GOOD RUN, MOSTLY POSITIVE REVIEWS, 374 00:15:34,567 --> 00:15:36,036 BUT IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON. 375 00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:39,339 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 376 00:15:39,372 --> 00:15:41,074 NO PROBLEM, EVERYBODY. 377 00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:42,342 THE DRAGON WARRIOR HAS-- 378 00:15:42,375 --> 00:15:45,445 - I SAY THE SHOW MUST GO ON. 379 00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,647 - HUH? 380 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,349 [gong rings] 381 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,184 [smack] 382 00:15:51,218 --> 00:15:53,053 - UGH... 383 00:15:53,086 --> 00:15:55,022 [bandits growling] 384 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:03,063 - UGH. 385 00:16:03,096 --> 00:16:04,264 WHAT? 386 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:06,133 [strains] 387 00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,400 AW, MAN. 388 00:16:07,434 --> 00:16:10,103 THIS HAPPENS TO ME ENTIRELY TOO OFTEN. 389 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:12,139 - I HEARD THAT. 390 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:16,076 - [growls] [villagers whimper] 391 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:25,218 - THIS VILLAGE BELONGS TO US NOW. 392 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,454 - PLEASE, LEAVE THEM ALONE. 393 00:16:27,487 --> 00:16:28,621 THESE ARE GOOD PEOPLE WHO-- 394 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:31,224 AAH! [groans] 395 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,160 - SHOULD I TIE HIM UP, TOO? 396 00:16:33,193 --> 00:16:34,594 - WHY BOTHER? 397 00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:36,563 HE'S NOTHING SPECIAL. 398 00:16:40,467 --> 00:16:42,469 - [sighs] 399 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,211 - CHENG... 400 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,113 - DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME, PO, 401 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:57,084 FOR AS THE LOTUS BLOSSOM OPENS, ONE MUST-- 402 00:16:57,084 --> 00:16:59,786 I HATE MYSELF. 403 00:17:03,656 --> 00:17:05,458 - WAY TO GO, PO. 404 00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:08,195 THANKS TO YOUR BIG EGO, A HERO'S BEEN CRUSHED, 405 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:09,529 EVERYONE'S UPSET, 406 00:17:09,562 --> 00:17:13,133 AND BANDITS HAVE TAKEN CONTROL OF THE WHOLE TOWN. 407 00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:15,268 - SO... 408 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:18,138 NO PARADE? 409 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,173 - THAT'S IT, SHI WO. 410 00:17:20,207 --> 00:17:22,142 WE'VE TAKEN EVERYTHING THEY'VE GOT! 411 00:17:22,175 --> 00:17:23,410 - EXCELLENT. 412 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,246 AND NOW, SINCE WE HAVE A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE... 413 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,415 - BUT CAN'T YOU SEE? 414 00:17:28,448 --> 00:17:31,118 IT IS YOU THAT I LOVE. 415 00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,553 - * HOW DOES A BAKER'S SON 416 00:17:33,586 --> 00:17:35,755 * KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT LOVE? * 417 00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,258 * HE ONLY KNOWS ABOUT FLOUR AND YEAST * 418 00:17:38,291 --> 00:17:42,662 * AND NOT THE STARS ABOVE 419 00:17:42,695 --> 00:17:43,663 - [strains] 420 00:17:43,696 --> 00:17:44,664 MUSICAL THEATRE-- 421 00:17:44,697 --> 00:17:46,766 [groans] MUST BREAK FREE. 422 00:17:46,799 --> 00:17:50,337 - SHUSH! 423 00:17:50,370 --> 00:17:52,139 - UGH, THIS IS CRAZY. 424 00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:54,507 ARE YOU ALL REALLY GONNA LET THEM STEAL YOUR STUFF? 425 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:56,276 THEY'RE JUST ACTORS! 426 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,744 [bandits gasp] - HUH? 427 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:58,745 [bandits growling] 428 00:17:58,778 --> 00:18:01,481 - UH, WELL-ARMED ACTORS? 429 00:18:01,514 --> 00:18:04,151 - GREAT. NOW SEE WHAT YOU DID? 430 00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:05,552 - CRITICS. 431 00:18:05,585 --> 00:18:07,654 NEW THIRD ACT, GUYS. [cracks knuckles] 432 00:18:07,687 --> 00:18:09,556 INSTEAD OF JUST ROBBING THIS VILLAGE, 433 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,192 WE'RE GONNA BURN IT TO THE GROUND! 434 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:15,162 all: LIGHT UP THE SKY! 435 00:18:15,195 --> 00:18:18,165 - ALL RIGHT, FELLAS. TORCH IT! 436 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,766 - [whimpers] 437 00:18:19,799 --> 00:18:23,603 NO! 438 00:18:23,636 --> 00:18:25,838 [weakly] YOU CAN'T. 439 00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:28,341 [villagers gasp] 440 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,277 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 441 00:18:30,310 --> 00:18:33,180 YOU'RE NOT THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 442 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:35,248 - ANYONE CAN BE A DRAGON WARRIOR 443 00:18:35,282 --> 00:18:37,550 IF IT'S IN THEIR HEART. 444 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:38,551 UGH! 445 00:18:38,585 --> 00:18:41,321 [bandits laughing] 446 00:18:41,354 --> 00:18:42,689 [villagers murmuring] 447 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:45,292 - LOOK AT HIM, AFTER HOW WE TREATED HIM. 448 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,795 - THERE'S NO WAY HE CAN TAKE THEM BY HIMSELF. 449 00:18:48,828 --> 00:18:51,631 - I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 450 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,300 - HUH? 451 00:18:53,333 --> 00:18:55,735 - I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 452 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:57,870 - I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 453 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:01,641 - I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR! - I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 454 00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:04,244 - I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR! - I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 455 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:05,545 - I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 456 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:06,913 - I AM! - I AM-- 457 00:19:06,946 --> 00:19:10,217 - I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR! - I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 458 00:19:10,250 --> 00:19:12,219 - HUH? 459 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:18,358 - LET'S GET' EM! 460 00:19:18,391 --> 00:19:19,326 - YEAH! 461 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,562 - UGH! 462 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,297 all: SHOOBYDOOBY! 463 00:19:24,331 --> 00:19:25,498 [bell rings] 464 00:19:25,532 --> 00:19:27,467 SHOOBYDOOBY! 465 00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:30,403 - HURRY, PO. 466 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:32,839 THE VILLAGERS NEED A REAL DRAGON WARRIOR! 467 00:19:32,872 --> 00:19:35,508 - LET'S DO THIS THING! 468 00:19:35,542 --> 00:19:37,710 - [shouting] 469 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:38,945 [kung fu grunting] 470 00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:39,946 UGH! 471 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,352 - SHAKABOOEY! 472 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,553 - [grunts] 473 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:48,488 HUH? 474 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,357 - SHOOBYDOOBY! 475 00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,325 [axe clangs] 476 00:19:52,359 --> 00:19:54,494 [groans] 477 00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,596 - HA! HOO! HEE! HUH! 478 00:19:56,629 --> 00:19:59,266 [all groaning] 479 00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,737 - TIME FOR THE BIG FINISH. 480 00:20:04,771 --> 00:20:07,474 JUST ME VERSUS THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 481 00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:09,576 - WITH PLEASURE! 482 00:20:09,609 --> 00:20:11,878 NOW EVERYONE WILL BE ABLE TO APPRECIATE 483 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:16,983 THE AWESOMENESS OF THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 484 00:20:24,457 --> 00:20:25,625 IT'S UP TO YOU, CHENG! 485 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:28,261 YOU'RE THE "DRAGON WARRIOR." 486 00:20:28,295 --> 00:20:30,697 KICK HIS SCENERY-CHEWING BUTT. 487 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:31,831 - HMM? 488 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:33,933 - [laughs] 489 00:20:33,966 --> 00:20:34,801 - YOU WERE RIGHT, CHENG! 490 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:36,903 ANYONE CAN BE THE DRAGON WARRIOR... 491 00:20:36,936 --> 00:20:38,671 - [laughs] 492 00:20:38,705 --> 00:20:40,373 - IF IT'S IN THEIR HEART. 493 00:20:40,407 --> 00:20:41,774 [axe clangs] - [whimpers] 494 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:44,277 - I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT. 495 00:20:44,311 --> 00:20:48,448 - THIS WILL BE YOUR FINAL CURTAIN. 496 00:20:48,481 --> 00:20:50,317 [all gasping] 497 00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,284 - HUH? 498 00:20:53,486 --> 00:20:54,787 - YEAH! 499 00:20:54,821 --> 00:20:55,888 - [grunts] 500 00:20:57,324 --> 00:21:00,593 [landing blows] 501 00:21:09,402 --> 00:21:10,403 - UGH! 502 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,339 [kung fu grunts] 503 00:21:13,540 --> 00:21:16,709 [loud thud] 504 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:28,721 [villagers cheering] 505 00:21:30,357 --> 00:21:34,093 - AND...SCENE. 506 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:36,663 - WAY TO GO, CHENG! [laughs] 507 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,999 THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT, DRAGON WARRIOR-STYLE. 508 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:42,735 - NOT TAKING THE GLORY FOR YOURSELF, PO? 509 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:44,103 YOU FEELING OKAY? 510 00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:45,605 - FEELING FINE, MONK. 511 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:50,377 I TOLD YOU. I JUST WANTED A PARADE. 512 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:53,680 all: [chanting] MASTER CHENG! MASTER CHENG! 513 00:21:53,713 --> 00:21:55,548 MASTER CHENG! 514 00:21:55,582 --> 00:21:57,684 - SMELL THIS. 32801

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