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- WA-CHA!
HIYAH!
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male announcer:
AND NOW
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DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA:
LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.
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- [grunts]
[gong rings]
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* HEAR THE LEGENDS
OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *
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[scatting]
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* RAISED
IN A NOODLE SHOP *
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* NEVER SEEKING
GLORY OR FAME *
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* HE CLIMBED
THE MOUNTAINTOP *
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* AND EARNED
THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *
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OOH! AHH! YAH!
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* KUNG FU PANDA
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[scatting]
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* MASTER SHIFU SAW
THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *
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* AND MASTER THE SKILLS
OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME *
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* KUNG FU PANDA
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[scatting]
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* HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS
AND HE FIGHTS *
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* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE
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* PROTECT THE VALLEY,
SOMETHING, SOMETHING *
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* SOMETHING,
SOMETHING ALIVE *
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OOH! AHH! UH!
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* KUNG FU PANDA
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* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS
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SWEET!
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[chanting]
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- OOF!
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- UGH!
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- AH!
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- UGH.
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- OOH!
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- [roars]
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[audience boos]
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- WHICH ONE OF YOU
LOSERS IS NEXT?
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- YOU'RE NEW HERE
SO I'LL REMIND YOU.
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OUR FIRST RULE IS THAT WE TREAT
EACH OTHER WITH RESPECT.
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- LOOK, GIRLIE, SO FAR THIS KUNG
FU CLUB OF YOURS IS PATHETIC.
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NOW BRING ME
SOMEONE I CAN CRUSH.
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- HOW ABOUT ME, LOUDMOUTH?
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- [laughs]
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WHAT'S WITH THE CORNY MASK?
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AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SCARE--OOF!
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- YAH!
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TAKE THIS, OLD ENEMY.
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HEEYAH!
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UGH!
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[groans]
SURE.
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HIT A GUY WHEN HE'S NOT LOOKING.
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- PO?
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SORRY TO DISTURB YOUR TRAINING,
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BUT SOMETHING SERIOUS
HAS JUST COME UP.
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- OH, MY GOSH!
WE'RE OUT OF STICKY BUNS?
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- I WISH.
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- YOU WISH WE WERE OUT
OF STICK BUNS?
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WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE--
- JUST LOOK AT THIS.
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- "KUNG FU CLUB.
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"MARTIAL ARTS
FOR THE AVERAGE GUY.
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"PERSONAL COMBAT NIGHTLY.
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TELL NO ONE."
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A SECRET KUNG FU FIGHT CLUB?
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THIS IS SERIOUS.
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SERIOUSLY AWESOME!
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YEAH!
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UGH!
- IT IS NOT AWESOME.
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IT'S DANGEROUS.
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THE UNSKILLED
COULD BE SERIOUSLY HURT.
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THAT'S WHY TRAINING
IS ONLY PERMITTED
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AT SANCTIONED PALACES,
LIKE OURS.
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- STILL, CHECK OUT THAT LOGO.
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IT'S ALL "POW, WHAM, FIGHT ME!"
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- PO, THIS IS NOT KUNG FU.
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THIS IS HOOLIGANISM.
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I WANT YOU TO FIND THE CLUB
AND SHUT IT DOWN.
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- WILL DO, MASTER SHIFU.
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NOTHING ESCAPES
MY PENETRATING GAZE.
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AGH!
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SO, WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY BELONG
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TO A SECRET UNDERGROUND
FIGHTING CLUB?
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- [screams]
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- [snores]
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[burps]
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- IF ONLY THERE WAS
SOME WAY TO TELL--HUH?
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'SUP?
- [groaning]
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- [whistles]
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[quietly]
- BLOOD AND HONOR.
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- SECRETIVE GATHERING
AT THE OLD MILL.
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COOL.
[giggles]
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- PASSWORD?
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- [clears throat]
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UH...
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SMASHAPALOOZA!
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DARN.
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[gasps]
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[groans]
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OOH!
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[crowd cheering]
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SWEET.
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[fighting noises]
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[cheering,
shouting continues]
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OOH!
REVERSE JACKAL PUNCH.
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NICE!
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EXPLODING WEASEL KICK!
SNEAKY.
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[both grunting]
SHAKE IT OFF.
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[bell dings]
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YES!
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BRING THE BODACITY!
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- GOOD EFFORT.
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NEXT TIME, KEEP YOUR LEFT UP
AND YOU'LL DO FINE.
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SO I SEE SOME NEW FACES TONIGHT.
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AND WE ALL KNOW THE THIRD RULE
OF KUNG FU CLUB.
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all: NO MATTER HEIGHT,
WEIGHT, OR MIGHT,
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ALL MEMBERS FIGHT.
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- SOUNDS REASONAB--HEY!
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- WHAT'S YOUR NAME, NEW GUY?
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- PO--ONG!
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UH, PO-ONG, THE WOOL-GATHERER.
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- R...IGHT.
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MONGO, YOU'RE UP.
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- HA!
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- UH, MAYBE WE SHOULD
TALK ABOUT THIS.
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- IT'S OKAY, NEW GUY.
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JUST BELIEVE IN YOURSELF.
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- [yelps]
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BUT, UH, I DON'T WANNA
HURT THIS POOR LITTLE GUY.
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IT'S--IT'S NOT FAIR.
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crowd: OOH!
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- OW, OW, OW, OW, OW!
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- IT'S THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
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- THE JIG IS UP.
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RUN!
[all scream]
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- ATTENTION, EVERYONE.
I'M REALLY SORRY.
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YOUR CLUB IS AWESOME,
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BUT ON BEHALF
OF THE JADE PALACE,
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I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
SHUT YOU DOWN.
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- WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT.
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- RIGHT.
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OKAY, SWEET MASK,
BUT I'M NOT HERE TO FIGHT.
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UGH!
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- IT'S ON!
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- [groans]
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WELL, I GUESS I COULD
FIGHT A LITTLE BIT.
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[crowd whistles and applauds]
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all: OOH!
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- HEY, YOU'RE NOT BAD.
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- THANKS.
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[crowd cheers]
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- OKAY.
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NO MORE MR. NICE PANDA.
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UGH!
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GOOD FIGHT.
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BUT I STILL GOTTA SHUT YOU DOWN,
WHOEVER YOU ARE.
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PENG?
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- [growls]
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- YAH!
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- COME ON, PO.
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PO!
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- YAH! FURRY TREACHERY!
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[yelps]
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- WHOA, HEY, TAKE IT EASY, PO.
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YOU'VE BEEN OUT FOR A WHILE.
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SORRY ABOUT THE KICK.
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SOMETIMES I GET CARRIED AWAY.
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- YA THINK?
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- PENG, YOU'RE BEHIND THIS?
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BUT I THOUGHT YOU QUIT KUNG FU
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BECAUSE OF YOUR, YOU KNOW,
BEING RELATED TO TAI LUNG
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AND OTHER SUNDRY...ISSUES.
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- I DID, BUT I REALIZED
THAT THE PROBLEM WASN'T WITH ME.
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IT WAS THE SO-CALLED
CHAMPIONS OF KUNG FU.
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SURE, THE MASTERS
OF THE GREAT PALACES ARE HEROES,
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BUT THEY KEEP THE SECRETS
OF KUNG FU TO THEMSELVES.
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BUT THE MASTERS
CAN'T BE EVERYWHERE.
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AND WITHOUT THOSE SKILLS,
THE COMMON FOLK ARE HELPLESS.
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- LIAN AND I DECIDED
TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
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THE CLUB STARTED TO GROW.
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WE WORKED HARD,
BUT IT WAS GREAT.
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AND FOR FUN,
WHOEVER WAS THE TOP FIGHTER
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GOT TO WEAR THE MASK OF TRIUMPH.
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I HAD A NEW SENSE
OF PURPOSE, PO.
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AND FOR THE FIRST TIME
IN MY LIFE, I WAS HAPPY.
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- BUT NOW THAT'S OVER BECAUSE
YOU WANNA SHUT US DOWN.
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- SAVE YOUR BREATH, LIAN.
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PO'S ONE OF THE HIGH
AND MIGHTY MASTERS.
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IT'S HIS JOB TO KEEP THE POWER
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OUT OF THE HANDS
OF THE COMMON FOLK.
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- THAT'S NOT FAIR, PENG.
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I'M HONOR-BOUND TO UPHOLD
ANCIENT TRADITION.
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AND THAT'S WHY...
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I TOTALLY WANNA JOIN YOUR CLUB
BECAUSE IT'S SO AWESOME!
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- REALLY?
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- YES!
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IT'S JUST WHAT THIS TOWN NEEDS.
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KUNG FU FOR THE AVERAGE GUY.
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IT'S GENIUS.
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- A REAL MASTER IN OUR CLUB
WOULD BE AMAZING.
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HE COULD HELP TRAIN NEW MEMBERS.
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- [gasps]
EXACTLY.
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THEY'LL BE ALL "OH, WE'RE
JUST SIMPLE VILLAGERS."
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THEN I'LL BE ALL
"FEAR THE PANDA!"
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AND THEY'LL BE ALL
"POW, WHAM, ZA!"
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- ARE YOU SURE, PO?
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- THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT.
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I KNOW YOU, PENG.
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YOU HAVE A GOOD HEART.
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IF YOU BELIEVE IN THIS CLUB,
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THEN I DO TOO.
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- YEAH!
- YES!
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- YOU CAN EVEN WEAR
THE MASK IF YOU WANT.
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- DO YOU EVER WASH THIS THING?
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- NOT A ONCE.
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- [inhales deeply]
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AWESOME.
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[sighs]
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WAIT.
WHAT AM I GONNA TELL SHIFU?
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- DID YOU FIND OUT ANYTHING?
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- GOOD TALK.
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- WELCOME BACK, EVERYONE,
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TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED
KUNG FU CLUB.
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YOU ALL KNOW OUR NEWEST MEMBER.
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- 'SUP, GUYS?
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I HOPE YOU'RE READY
TO SHAKE THINGS UP
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JADE PALACE STYLE!
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- BUT PO,
WE'RE JUST REGULAR GUYS.
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WE COULD NEVER LEARN
TO FIGHT LIKE YOU.
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- NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE.
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LOOK.
ANYONE CAN DO KUNG FU.
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AND I'LL PROVE IT.
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APPLE CART DUCK?
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WHEN I'M READY, I WANT YOU TO
HIT ME AS HARD AS YOU--AGH!
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NOT QUITE READY, BUT NICE JOB.
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[coughs]
SEE?
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IF HE CAN DO IT, SO CAN YOU.
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[all cheer]
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* KUNG FU FIGHT CLUB
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* POW WHAM ZONK CRUNCH
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* KUNG FU FIGHT CLUB
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* FATOK SPROING
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* IT'S A FIGHT CLUB
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* WITH A KUNG FU THEME
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* POW WHAM ZONK BASH
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* KUNG FU FIGHT CLUB
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* KUNG FU FIGHT CLUB
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DOODLE DOODLE DO DO KA POW!
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- PO, THE LAST FEW WEEKS
HAVE BEEN AMAZING.
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- YEAH, THOSE GUYS
ARE REALLY LEARNING
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HOW TO HANDLE THEMSELVES.
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- I KNOW.
248
00:11:46,139 --> 00:11:47,374
THAT'S WHY I THINK IT'S TIME
249
00:11:47,407 --> 00:11:49,376
TO TAKE THINGS
TO THE NEXT LEVEL.
250
00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,778
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
251
00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,312
- WE HAVE ONE BIG NIGHT
252
00:11:52,345 --> 00:11:54,982
WHERE WE INVITE
THE ENTIRE VALLEY OF PEACE.
253
00:11:55,015 --> 00:11:57,918
WHEN THE VALLEY GETS A LOAD
OF HOW AWESOME YOU GUYS ARE,
254
00:11:57,951 --> 00:12:01,855
KUNG FU CLUBS WILL START
SPRINGING UP EVERYWHERE.
255
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,995
- HEY.
256
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,530
DON'T YOU KNOW
THIS ROAD IS DANGEROUS?
257
00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:11,832
- YEAH.
258
00:12:11,865 --> 00:12:13,000
GIVE US YOUR MONEY.
259
00:12:13,033 --> 00:12:16,003
WE'LL PROTECT IT FOR YA.
260
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,184
- TAKE THAT, LOSERS!
261
00:12:31,218 --> 00:12:33,987
I LEARNED THAT MOVE FROM
THE DRAGON WARRIOR HIMSELF!
262
00:12:34,021 --> 00:12:36,957
all: SHAKABOOEY!
263
00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,828
- THEY PUSHED US DOWN.
264
00:12:40,861 --> 00:12:42,462
AND THEY SAID HURTFUL THINGS.
265
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,332
AND THEN THEY BEAT US UP.
[sobs]
266
00:12:45,365 --> 00:12:47,367
- OH, SHUT UP!
267
00:12:47,400 --> 00:12:50,170
MY BEST THUGS HAVE BEEN
GETTING CREAMED ALL MONTH
268
00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,972
BY A BUNCH OF SCHLEPS!
269
00:12:52,005 --> 00:12:54,174
AND NOW I KNOW WHY.
270
00:12:54,207 --> 00:12:57,177
THE DRAGON WARRIOR
IS THEIR LEADER.
271
00:12:57,210 --> 00:13:01,148
BUT HE WON'T BE...FOR LONG.
272
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,954
- IMAGINE...
273
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:08,856
KUNG FU CLUBS EVERYWHERE.
274
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:10,057
- IT'S AMAZING.
275
00:13:10,090 --> 00:13:12,125
WE'RE REALLY MAKING
A DIFFERENCE.
276
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:15,162
- THIS IS WHAT
WE'RE MEANT TO DO, LIAN.
277
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:17,297
THIS IS WHERE WE BELONG.
278
00:13:17,330 --> 00:13:18,398
- I KNOW.
279
00:13:18,431 --> 00:13:20,067
WE'VE GOT OUR
WHOLE LIVES AHEAD OF US.
280
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:24,037
- THAT MAY BE A SHORTER TIME
FRAME THAN YOU HAD HOPED.
281
00:13:27,540 --> 00:13:29,509
- [gasps]
282
00:13:31,078 --> 00:13:33,046
- [groans]
283
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:45,993
- * KUNG FU FIGHT CLUB
284
00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,527
BIG NIGHT TONIGHT.
285
00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:50,263
EVERYONE'S GONNA BE THERE.
286
00:13:50,297 --> 00:13:52,900
EVERYONE?
287
00:13:52,900 --> 00:13:55,903
UH, MASTER SHIFU.
- UGH.
288
00:13:55,903 --> 00:13:58,538
- I JUST SAW MASTER YAO
IN THE FOREST.
289
00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,407
HE WANTS TO SEE YOU RIGHT AWAY.
290
00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,541
- MASTER YA--OW!
291
00:14:01,574 --> 00:14:03,911
MASTER YAO?
292
00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:05,078
WHAT WAS HE WEARING?
293
00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,247
I MEAN, WHAT WAS HE DOING
IN THE FOREST?
294
00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:10,383
- YOU KNOW,
MYSTICAL FORESTY STUFF.
295
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,252
HE SAID YOU SHOULD
COME RIGHT AWAY
296
00:14:12,285 --> 00:14:14,554
AND GO NOWHERE NEAR
THE VILLAGE TONIGHT.
297
00:14:14,587 --> 00:14:15,555
WEIRD, HUH?
298
00:14:15,588 --> 00:14:16,924
- BUT--
- LOVE TO COME,
299
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,058
BUT HE SAID YOU SHOULD GO ALONE.
300
00:14:18,091 --> 00:14:19,092
ANYWAY, GOTTA RUN.
301
00:14:19,126 --> 00:14:22,095
ANOTHER GOOD TALK.
- HMM.
302
00:14:23,163 --> 00:14:26,066
- SO, PENG, OLD BUDDY,
303
00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,668
YOU AND THE PANDA HAVE BEEN
GIVING FOLKS THE IDEA
304
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:31,071
THAT THEY CAN
STAND UP TO MY THUGS.
305
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:32,940
- THAT'S THE POINT.
306
00:14:32,940 --> 00:14:34,107
- IT WAS.
307
00:14:34,141 --> 00:14:35,575
'CAUSE TONIGHT,
YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME
308
00:14:35,608 --> 00:14:38,245
ELIMINATE THE DRAGON WARRIOR
FOR GOOD.
309
00:14:38,278 --> 00:14:39,947
WITH THIS.
310
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:42,950
ONE PRICK WITH THIS
POISON LITTLE BEAUTY
311
00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,952
AND YOUR CHUBBY PAL IS HISTORY.
312
00:14:44,952 --> 00:14:47,420
- YOU'RE CRAZY.
WHY WOULD I DO THAT?
313
00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:50,057
- 'CAUSE OTHERWISE
YOUR GIRLFRIEND
314
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:53,961
MEETS AN UNTIMELY,
NOT TO MENTION UNTIDY END.
315
00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:55,228
- LEAVE HER ALONE!
316
00:14:55,262 --> 00:14:56,629
- SORRY, CHUM.
317
00:14:56,663 --> 00:14:59,632
CUNNING BEATS KUNG FU
EVERY TIME.
318
00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,135
- I-I CAN'T.
319
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,004
PO'S MY FRIEND.
320
00:15:04,037 --> 00:15:06,006
- YEAH, I KNOW
IT'S A TOUGH CHOICE,
321
00:15:06,039 --> 00:15:08,641
BUT YOU'RE TAI LUNG'S
BAD BOY NEPHEW.
322
00:15:08,675 --> 00:15:10,577
WE BOTH KNOW YOU GOT IT IN YOU.
323
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,080
EMBRACE YOUR DARK SIDE, KID.
324
00:15:13,113 --> 00:15:14,581
IT'S YOUR FATE.
325
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,517
YOU WERE MEANT TO BE A VILLAIN.
326
00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:25,458
[overlapping murmuring]
327
00:15:47,747 --> 00:15:49,216
- [growls]
328
00:15:49,249 --> 00:15:51,318
- CHECK OUT THIS CROWD.
329
00:15:51,351 --> 00:15:53,186
HEY, WHERE'S PENG AND LIAN?
330
00:15:53,220 --> 00:15:54,621
- HAVEN'T SEEN 'EM.
331
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:56,189
- HOW COULD THEY MISS THIS?
332
00:15:56,223 --> 00:15:58,058
WELL, THE CROWD'S GETTING ANTSY.
333
00:15:58,091 --> 00:16:00,027
LET'S GET STARTED.
334
00:16:00,027 --> 00:16:02,562
HELLO, VALLEY OF PEACE.
335
00:16:02,595 --> 00:16:07,200
WELCOME TO KUNG FU CLUB!
336
00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:10,337
[all cheer]
337
00:16:10,370 --> 00:16:11,471
- I DON'T BELIEVE IT.
338
00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,741
HOW COULD PO DISOBEY ME
FOR THIS?
339
00:16:14,774 --> 00:16:16,209
- OKAY, KID.
340
00:16:16,243 --> 00:16:19,079
GO OUT THERE AND BE
WHO YOU WERE MEANT TO BE.
341
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:24,084
BUT REMEMBER, NO FUNNY STUFF,
OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS HISTORY.
342
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,721
- [groans]
343
00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:33,226
SO, WHO'S UP FOR FIRST FIGHT?
344
00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,527
- I AM.
345
00:16:34,561 --> 00:16:36,063
[crowd oohs]
346
00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:37,397
- PENG TOO?
347
00:16:37,430 --> 00:16:39,166
DISGRACEFUL.
348
00:16:43,236 --> 00:16:44,771
- GOOD IDEA, BUDDY.
349
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,539
START THE NIGHT OFF WITH A BANG.
350
00:16:46,573 --> 00:16:48,441
SO WHO YOU GONNA--AGH!
351
00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:49,442
[crowd oohs]
352
00:16:49,476 --> 00:16:50,677
HEY, WHAT GIVES?
353
00:16:50,710 --> 00:16:53,613
I WASN'T READ--OW!
354
00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,685
- [cheers]
355
00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:02,255
- [growls]
356
00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,597
- [groans]
357
00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:11,764
- OH!
358
00:17:11,798 --> 00:17:13,733
- OKAY, THAT WAS IMPRESSIVE.
359
00:17:13,766 --> 00:17:16,736
- PENG, TAKE IT DOWN A NOTCH!
360
00:17:19,106 --> 00:17:20,440
- I'M SORRY, PO.
361
00:17:20,473 --> 00:17:22,409
EVERY TIME I TRY
TO DO SOMETHING GOOD,
362
00:17:22,442 --> 00:17:25,712
IT ALL GOES HORRIBLY WRONG.
363
00:17:25,745 --> 00:17:27,247
- KNOCK HIS BLOCK OFF.
364
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:29,616
- IT'S TONG FO.
HE'S GOT LIAN.
365
00:17:29,649 --> 00:17:31,118
- TONG FO?
366
00:17:31,118 --> 00:17:33,820
- WHAT'S GOING ON?
367
00:17:33,853 --> 00:17:36,789
- I'M SORRY, PO.
THIS IS MY PATH.
368
00:17:36,823 --> 00:17:38,658
IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO SAVE HER.
369
00:17:38,691 --> 00:17:41,794
YOU WERE WRONG TO BELIEVE IN ME.
370
00:17:41,828 --> 00:17:44,564
[growls]
371
00:17:44,597 --> 00:17:45,632
- [gasps]
372
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:47,167
[crowd cheers]
373
00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:48,468
- [grunts]
374
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:50,237
[crowd gasps]
375
00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:53,173
PENG, NO!
376
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,142
I WASN'T WRONG, PENG.
377
00:17:55,142 --> 00:17:57,144
YOU'RE A HERO,
AND YOU'RE MY FRIEND.
378
00:17:57,144 --> 00:17:59,146
AND THAT'S NEVER GONNA CHANGE.
379
00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:00,413
- GET ON WITH IT!
380
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:03,850
WE CAME TO SEE A FIGHT,
NOT A DANCE.
381
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,452
- FINISH HIM ALREADY.
382
00:18:05,485 --> 00:18:07,687
- PENG, YOU KNOW
WHAT YOU'VE GOTTA DO.
383
00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:10,157
- YES, I DO.
384
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,159
- [screams]
385
00:18:15,862 --> 00:18:17,797
- [chuckles]
386
00:18:20,733 --> 00:18:24,671
- AT LONG LAST, I HAVE FINALLY
DEFEATED THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
387
00:18:25,872 --> 00:18:32,679
NOW THAT IT'S ALL OVER,
ALL I CAN SAY IS...
388
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:33,813
NOW!
389
00:18:36,849 --> 00:18:39,252
- IT'S A DOUBLE CROSS!
GET UP!
390
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:43,623
[all groan]
391
00:18:43,656 --> 00:18:45,592
- [roars]
392
00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,833
- OOH!
393
00:18:55,335 --> 00:18:56,836
- NO!
394
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:57,870
[grunts]
395
00:18:57,904 --> 00:18:59,806
- RELEASE LIAN NOW!
396
00:18:59,839 --> 00:19:00,840
- TONG FO.
397
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:02,875
- WE HAD A DEAL, CHUM.
398
00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,645
YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS TOAST.
399
00:19:05,678 --> 00:19:07,214
- NO!
400
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,382
- GOT ANY LAST WORDS?
401
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:11,351
- I DO.
402
00:19:12,552 --> 00:19:15,455
FREE FIGHT!
[echoing] Fight...fight.
403
00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,726
[excited murmurs]
404
00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:24,697
all: SHAKABOOEY!
405
00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,567
- UGH!
406
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:28,768
- YEAH!
407
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,708
- YAH!
408
00:19:35,742 --> 00:19:37,644
- WHOA.
409
00:19:38,711 --> 00:19:41,448
- [groans]
410
00:19:41,481 --> 00:19:43,916
YAH!
411
00:19:43,950 --> 00:19:45,885
- HIYA!
412
00:19:48,421 --> 00:19:50,323
- [kiss sound]
413
00:19:55,928 --> 00:19:56,929
- OOH.
414
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:58,265
EH.
415
00:19:58,265 --> 00:20:00,567
[pants]
416
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,569
WHOA.
417
00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,446
- THANK YOU, MRS. YOON.
418
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,448
- WA-TA!
419
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:21,988
- OOH!
420
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:27,026
- GOING SOMEWHERE?
421
00:20:27,059 --> 00:20:28,895
- GAH!
422
00:20:28,928 --> 00:20:30,263
- OOH! OW! OH!
423
00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,267
- I'VE HAD ENOUGH FIGHTING
FOR ONE NIGHT.
424
00:20:34,301 --> 00:20:35,968
- NOT QUITE.
425
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:40,006
THERE'S STILL THE MATTER OF YOU
THREATENING MY GIRLFRIEND.
426
00:20:41,341 --> 00:20:43,910
- [yelps]
427
00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,412
[pained groans]
428
00:20:45,445 --> 00:20:48,281
- LOOKS LIKE OUR BOYS
HAVE THINGS UNDER CONTROL.
429
00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,416
[fighting cries]
430
00:20:49,449 --> 00:20:51,017
- PO.
- YEAH?
431
00:21:01,060 --> 00:21:03,029
MASTER SHIFU?
432
00:21:03,062 --> 00:21:07,334
- PANDA, YOU EXPRESSLY DISOBEYED
YOUR MASTER'S WISHES.
433
00:21:07,367 --> 00:21:10,337
ALL FOR THIS...KUNG FU CLUB.
434
00:21:10,337 --> 00:21:11,971
- YEAH.
435
00:21:12,004 --> 00:21:13,005
I DID.
436
00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,542
- GREAT JOB!
437
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,344
YOU WERE RIGHT, PENG.
438
00:21:17,344 --> 00:21:18,811
KUNG FU SHOULD BE FOR EVERYONE.
439
00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:21,047
AND THUS,
I'M GOING TO FORMALLY PROPOSE
440
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:24,484
THAT THE BAN ON AMATEUR KUNG FU
BE LIFTED.
441
00:21:24,517 --> 00:21:27,053
- [gasps]
THAT--THAT WOULD BE AMAZING!
442
00:21:28,688 --> 00:21:30,957
- WA-TA!
- UGH!
443
00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,559
- WELL, WE'LL TALK
ABOUT IT LATER.
444
00:21:32,592 --> 00:21:33,893
FIRST I HAVE TO...
445
00:21:33,926 --> 00:21:36,529
WAH! HWA!
- [pained groans]
446
00:21:38,931 --> 00:21:40,667
- UM, I KNOW I KEEP ASKING,
447
00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:43,536
BUT, UH, THERE'S ROOM AT
THE JADE PALACE IF YOU EVER--
448
00:21:43,570 --> 00:21:45,538
- SORRY, PO.
WE HAVE OTHER PLANS.
449
00:21:45,572 --> 00:21:49,075
- WE'RE GONNA TAKE YOUR ADVICE
AND TRAVEL ALL OVER CHINA
450
00:21:49,108 --> 00:21:50,843
SETTING UP MORE KUNG FU CLUBS.
451
00:21:50,877 --> 00:21:52,412
- SWEET!
452
00:21:52,445 --> 00:21:54,381
STILL, GONNA MISS YOU GUYS.
453
00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,048
- YOU NEVER GAVE UP ON ME, PO.
454
00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:58,117
YOU ALWAYS BELIEVED IN ME.
455
00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,919
EVEN WHEN NO ONE ELSE DID.
456
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,388
INCLUDING ME.
457
00:22:01,388 --> 00:22:04,090
- BE HAPPY, FRIEND.
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