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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,638 - WA-CHA! HYAH! 2 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:05,706 male announcer: AND NOW, 3 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:10,178 DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:11,812 - [grunts] [gong rings] 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,682 * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:18,052 [scatting] 7 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:20,088 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,522 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:22,823 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,193 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,360 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:28,096 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:31,599 [scatting] 14 00:00:31,632 --> 00:00:34,368 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:34,402 --> 00:00:37,771 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME * 16 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,573 * KUNG FU PANDA 17 00:00:39,607 --> 00:00:42,543 [scatting] 18 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:45,079 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 19 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,114 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 20 00:00:46,147 --> 00:00:47,615 * PROTECT THE VALLEY, SOMETHING, SOMETHING * 21 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,283 * SOMETHING, SOMETHING ALIVE * 22 00:00:49,317 --> 00:00:51,119 OOH! AHH! UH! 23 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:54,255 * KUNG FU PANDA 24 00:00:54,288 --> 00:00:56,157 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 25 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,158 SWEET! 26 00:01:11,139 --> 00:01:12,440 - IT'S TOO MANY, PO. 27 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:13,807 IT CAN'T BE DONE. 28 00:01:13,841 --> 00:01:15,176 - TRUST ME, DAD. 29 00:01:15,209 --> 00:01:16,610 I'M ALL PRO. 30 00:01:16,644 --> 00:01:17,745 ORDER UP! 31 00:01:17,778 --> 00:01:19,780 [scattered mumbling] 32 00:01:24,318 --> 00:01:27,155 [grunts] 33 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:34,228 HA! 34 00:01:34,262 --> 00:01:35,796 WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 35 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:38,832 MR. FESSIONAL. COMMA PRO. 36 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:40,568 - [chuckles] 37 00:01:40,601 --> 00:01:44,472 DID ANYBODY GET THE WRONG FOOD? 38 00:01:44,505 --> 00:01:46,174 - HUH. 39 00:01:46,207 --> 00:01:48,176 [explosion] 40 00:01:48,176 --> 00:01:50,744 UH, YOU CAN SORT IT OUT. 41 00:01:50,778 --> 00:01:52,213 RIGHT-OKAY-THANKS-BYE! 42 00:01:52,246 --> 00:01:56,817 - [scoffs] 43 00:01:56,850 --> 00:01:58,486 - HUNDUN! 44 00:01:58,519 --> 00:02:00,188 - DRAGON WARRIOR? 45 00:02:00,221 --> 00:02:03,657 NO, WAIT, THIS ISN'T-- - HYAH! 46 00:02:03,691 --> 00:02:08,862 - I CAN EXPLAIN WITH WORDS FROM MY MOUTH. 47 00:02:08,896 --> 00:02:10,331 - OH, I SUPPOSE YOU'RE PUTTING ON 48 00:02:10,364 --> 00:02:14,202 A FIREWORKS SHOW FOR SOME KIDS? 49 00:02:14,202 --> 00:02:19,473 [screams] NO! 50 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:23,211 [all cheering] 51 00:02:23,244 --> 00:02:26,280 IT IS A FIREWORKS SHOW. 52 00:02:26,314 --> 00:02:28,649 - FOR SOME KIDS WHO ARE CHILDREN, 53 00:02:28,682 --> 00:02:30,451 BECAUSE THEY ARE YOUNG. 54 00:02:30,484 --> 00:02:32,220 - WAIT, HOW DOES THIS FIT IN 55 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:34,222 WITH YOUR WHOLE GETTING REVENGE ON ME THINGIE? 56 00:02:34,255 --> 00:02:36,457 - MY REVENGE IS MINISCULE LIKE A GRAIN OF SAND 57 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:37,858 ON A BEACH FULL OF SAND. 58 00:02:37,891 --> 00:02:39,627 THIS IS TO PROMOTE MY NEW BUSINESS. 59 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:45,533 I'M OPENING A NOODLE SHOP...OF NOODLES. 60 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:47,301 [bowl shatters] 61 00:02:47,335 --> 00:02:49,970 - SOMETHING TERRIBLE HAS HAPPENED. 62 00:02:50,003 --> 00:02:53,474 - AND THANKS TO YOU, I HAVE YOU TO THANK FOR IT. 63 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:55,476 - ME? - YES. 64 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,345 REMEMBER WHEN YOU CAME TO CHOR GHOM PRISON 65 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,247 AND TAUGHT US ALL YOUR RECIPES? 66 00:02:59,280 --> 00:03:01,315 - WELL, YEAH, BUT-- 67 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:06,587 - YOU TAUGHT ALL OUR RECIPES TO A BUNCH OF THIEVES? 68 00:03:06,620 --> 00:03:08,356 - [chuckling] NO. 69 00:03:08,389 --> 00:03:09,657 OF COURSE NOT. 70 00:03:09,690 --> 00:03:11,759 SOME OF THEM WERE KIDNAPPERS. 71 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:14,262 - OH, HOW COULD YOU DO THAT? 72 00:03:14,262 --> 00:03:15,929 - WHAT? I WAS TRYING TO, YOU KNOW, 73 00:03:15,963 --> 00:03:17,898 REHABILITATE THEM AND JUNK. 74 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:18,999 - AND IT WORKED. 75 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:21,269 MY LIFE WAS A CHURNING STEW OF RAGE 76 00:03:21,269 --> 00:03:24,772 THAT RAGED AND CHURNED LIKE A STEW-FILLED RAGE CHURN. 77 00:03:24,805 --> 00:03:27,275 BUT YOU AND YOUR RECIPES CHANGED EVERYTHING. 78 00:03:27,275 --> 00:03:29,443 I CAN NEVER THANK YOU ENOUGH. 79 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:33,414 THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 80 00:03:33,447 --> 00:03:35,383 THAT MAY BE ENOUGH. 81 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:38,286 - UH, YOU'RE WELCOME...BUDDY. 82 00:03:38,319 --> 00:03:41,021 - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING PO? 83 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:43,524 HE'S GONNA STEAL ALL OF MY BUSINESS. 84 00:03:43,557 --> 00:03:45,426 - NO, HE WON'T DAD. 85 00:03:45,459 --> 00:03:47,395 YOUR CUSTOMERS WILL STICK WITH YOU. 86 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:49,297 - NAH, THOSE BEET HEADS. 87 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:55,336 GIVE 'EM SOME FIREWORKS AND THEY'LL DO WHATEVER YOU WANT. 88 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,338 - THERE'S FIREWORKS? 89 00:03:57,371 --> 00:04:03,411 [excited chatter] [dishes break] 90 00:04:03,444 --> 00:04:04,512 - COME ON, DAD. 91 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:07,815 HUNDUN IS FINALLY ON THE PATH OF NON-CRIMINALNESS. 92 00:04:07,848 --> 00:04:09,383 - LISTEN TO ME, SON. 93 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:12,320 PEOPLE DON'T CHANGE. 94 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:13,654 - HE SAYS HE WANTS TO GO STRAIGHT 95 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,456 AND I HAVE TO SUPPORT HIM. 96 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:18,326 HE CALLED ME HIS FRIEND. 97 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:19,460 NOW COME ON. 98 00:04:19,493 --> 00:04:21,429 HUNDUN INVITED US TO CHECK OUT HIS SHOP. 99 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:24,965 WE ARE GOING TO GO AND WE'RE GOING TO BE CIVILIZED. 100 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:26,334 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. 101 00:04:26,334 --> 00:04:29,337 THE CLEAVER IS NOT CIVILIZED. 102 00:04:29,337 --> 00:04:31,339 - [defeated] OKAY, LET'S GO. 103 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,979 - HELLO? 104 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:40,348 - HMM. 105 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:42,783 IF THIS ISN'T AN EVIL HEADQUARTERS 106 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,084 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. 107 00:04:44,117 --> 00:04:47,421 - PO. MR. PING. PO. 108 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:51,459 YOUR PRESENCE FILLS MY BURSTING HEART LIKE A FIELD OF FLOWERS 109 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:53,961 GROWING ON A SUNLIT FIELD OF DAISIES. 110 00:04:53,994 --> 00:04:55,396 - WELL, THANK-- 111 00:04:55,429 --> 00:04:57,398 - I KNOW YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING, HUNDUN. 112 00:04:57,431 --> 00:04:59,032 - [chuckles] 113 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:02,403 YES, I AM. 114 00:05:09,510 --> 00:05:14,415 I'M UP TO...FLAVOR! 115 00:05:14,448 --> 00:05:16,384 - OH. 116 00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:17,385 WAITERS? 117 00:05:17,385 --> 00:05:18,386 - YEAH, WAITERS. 118 00:05:18,419 --> 00:05:19,453 - MATCHING OUTFITS? 119 00:05:19,487 --> 00:05:20,788 VERY CLASSY. 120 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:24,492 - PLEASE, TRY MY DISHES ON YOUR TASTE BUDS. 121 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,527 - WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING AT HERE, HUNDUN? 122 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:30,631 WE'D NEVER STOOP TO TASTING SOME EVIL RHINO SWILL. 123 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,966 RIGHT, PO? - MMM. 124 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,002 THAT'S--OH, THAT'S JUST--OH, I LOVE THAT. 125 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:36,003 MMM MMM MMM. 126 00:05:36,036 --> 00:05:37,638 SO GOOD. MMM. 127 00:05:37,671 --> 00:05:41,709 - COME ON, WHAT'S YOUR FIENDISH SECRET? 128 00:05:41,742 --> 00:05:43,644 WHERE ARE THOSE HIDDEN WEAPONS? 129 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:44,645 THERE MUST BE--THEY MUST BE RIGHT-- 130 00:05:44,678 --> 00:05:47,815 [stammering] 131 00:05:47,848 --> 00:05:49,517 HA! 132 00:05:49,550 --> 00:05:50,518 NO. 133 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:53,687 I BET-- 134 00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:57,925 [knocks] 135 00:05:57,958 --> 00:05:59,092 HA! 136 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:02,763 YES--DARN. 137 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:05,433 YOU HAVE AN EVIL PLAN, HUNDUN. 138 00:06:05,466 --> 00:06:07,435 AND I'M GONNA PROVE IT. 139 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:09,470 COME ON, PO. 140 00:06:09,503 --> 00:06:10,571 NOW? 141 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:13,441 BUT IT'S SO GOOD. 142 00:06:13,474 --> 00:06:14,442 - PO! 143 00:06:14,442 --> 00:06:15,443 COME ON. 144 00:06:15,443 --> 00:06:18,446 - [groans] 145 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:22,550 - COME AGAIN WHEN YOU RETURN AGAIN. 146 00:06:22,583 --> 00:06:24,552 - MMM. MMM. 147 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:26,920 MMM, I REALLY THINK HUNDUN HAS GONE STRAIGHT. 148 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:28,456 YOU KNOW THAT HUG HE GAVE ME? 149 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:31,859 THAT WAS TOTALLY AN "I'VE GONE STRAIGHT" HUG. 150 00:06:31,892 --> 00:06:33,727 WELL, YOU COULD TELL 'CAUSE WHAT--YOU KNOW-- 151 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:36,530 AND HE WAS LIKE--AND THEN THE ANGLE OF HIS ARMS WAS MORE, 152 00:06:36,564 --> 00:06:39,467 KIND OF, LIKE, UP AND--IT WAS, YOU KNOW. 153 00:06:39,467 --> 00:06:40,968 IT WAS KIND OF--YEAH. 154 00:06:41,001 --> 00:06:42,035 - WELL, FINE. 155 00:06:42,069 --> 00:06:43,136 IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HELP ME, 156 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,205 I'LL UNCOVER THIS NEFARIOUS SCHEME 157 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:47,575 ALL BY MYSELF. 158 00:06:47,608 --> 00:06:48,776 - WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 159 00:06:48,809 --> 00:06:52,513 - TO BUST THIS CASE WIDE OPEN. 160 00:07:18,572 --> 00:07:21,074 HUH, THERE'S NO KUNG FU IN NOODLES. 161 00:07:21,108 --> 00:07:23,010 THEY'RE UP TO SOMETHING. 162 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:29,817 HUH. 163 00:07:29,850 --> 00:07:32,520 NOBODY LIKES A SHOW WITH DINNER. 164 00:07:32,520 --> 00:07:34,655 - I LOVE A SHOW WITH DINNER. 165 00:07:34,688 --> 00:07:36,156 - [angry grunts] 166 00:07:36,189 --> 00:07:38,258 [explosion] [children cheer] 167 00:07:38,291 --> 00:07:39,827 - REMEMBER, TELL YOUR PARENTS 168 00:07:39,860 --> 00:07:42,563 TO TRY HUNDUN'S NOODLE SHOP OF NOODLES. 169 00:07:42,596 --> 00:07:45,032 AND REMEMBER, FIREWORKS EVERY DAY AT NOON. 170 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:47,535 AROUND 12:00. 171 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:55,543 - AH-HA. 172 00:07:59,246 --> 00:08:02,282 YES, A HIDDEN SECRET. 173 00:08:02,315 --> 00:08:05,285 BEAN BUNS RECIPE... 174 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,821 RICE VINEGAR AND HONEY. 175 00:08:07,855 --> 00:08:10,891 GENIUS. 176 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:21,669 - [chews loudly] 177 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:22,570 MMM, WOW. 178 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:24,872 THESE BEAN BUNS ARE AWESOME. 179 00:08:24,905 --> 00:08:26,574 DID YOU CHANGE THE RECIPE? 180 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:27,675 - NOTHING. 181 00:08:27,708 --> 00:08:28,676 - WHAT? 182 00:08:28,709 --> 00:08:30,678 - THERE'S NO HONEY--I MEAN, 183 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,680 I DIDN'T PUT VIN-- [stammering] 184 00:08:32,713 --> 00:08:34,882 WHAT ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF? 185 00:08:34,915 --> 00:08:37,050 - WHAT? 186 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,920 - OH, THAT HUNDUN HAS TO BE PLANNING SOMETHING. 187 00:08:39,953 --> 00:08:41,321 HE HAS TO BE. 188 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,591 - MAYBE HE'S JUST RUNNING A RESTAURANT. 189 00:08:43,591 --> 00:08:46,059 I MEAN, HE CERTAINLY PICKED A GOOD LOCATION. 190 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,929 - I KNOW, I ALMOST BOUGHT THE PLACE YEARS AGO. 191 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:51,599 BUT IT HAS A WEAK FLOOR BECAUSE OF-- 192 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:54,101 [gasps] THE TUNNEL! 193 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:56,604 - THE TUNNEL? 194 00:08:56,604 --> 00:08:58,271 - OH, I REMEMBER IT NOW, PO. 195 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,641 IT'S BUILT ON TOP OF AN OLD SERVICE TUNNEL 196 00:09:00,674 --> 00:09:02,075 THAT LEADS TO THE JADE PALACE. 197 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,645 - THAT DOES SEEM SUSPICIOUS. 198 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:06,213 - SUSPICIOUSLY EVIL. 199 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:08,949 THAT RHINO IS GONNA ATTACK THE JADE PALACE. 200 00:09:08,982 --> 00:09:12,620 - THAT'S...NOT A LEGITIMATE BUSINESS MODEL! 201 00:09:12,653 --> 00:09:13,687 I'M GONNA CHECK IT OUT, DAD. 202 00:09:13,721 --> 00:09:14,688 WHERE'S THIS TUNNEL? 203 00:09:14,722 --> 00:09:16,624 - UNDER THE KITCHEN. 204 00:09:27,635 --> 00:09:31,304 [glass shatters] - [grunts] 205 00:09:45,018 --> 00:09:47,320 AGH! 206 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,322 [all grunting] 207 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:55,696 [all grunting] 208 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:57,831 [all groan] 209 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:12,112 - YAH--OOF! 210 00:10:12,145 --> 00:10:15,649 - OOH! 211 00:10:15,683 --> 00:10:18,185 - WHOA! 212 00:10:24,224 --> 00:10:27,027 - HYAH! - OOH! 213 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,132 - [yelps] 214 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,802 - PO? 215 00:10:34,835 --> 00:10:36,804 WHY ARE YOU BURGLING ME? 216 00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:37,604 WHY? 217 00:10:37,637 --> 00:10:40,373 - DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, HUNDUN. 218 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:42,943 I KNOW ABOUT THE TUNNEL. 219 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:47,114 - THE WHAT? 220 00:10:47,147 --> 00:10:49,216 - THE TUNNEL TO THE JADE PALACE. 221 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,184 AND I THOUGHT YOU'D GONE STRAIGHT. 222 00:10:51,218 --> 00:10:54,054 - [grunts] 223 00:10:54,087 --> 00:10:56,824 - HYAH! 224 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:59,126 - [groaning shakily] 225 00:10:59,159 --> 00:11:02,462 - YOU HUGGED ME WITH YOUR LYING, LYING HUG! 226 00:11:02,495 --> 00:11:03,731 "FRIEND" YOU SAID. 227 00:11:03,731 --> 00:11:05,132 SOME KIND OF FRIEND YOU ARE. 228 00:11:05,165 --> 00:11:08,869 - PO, I-I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. 229 00:11:08,902 --> 00:11:12,039 YOUR HURTFUL WORDS STING LIKE A THOUSAND NETTLES 230 00:11:12,072 --> 00:11:14,007 WRAPPED IN A BEEHIVE OF HURTFUL-- 231 00:11:14,041 --> 00:11:16,309 - SAVE IT, HUNDUN! 232 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,412 SO I GUESS YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS TUNNEL? 233 00:11:24,051 --> 00:11:28,155 OH, THIS IS SO VERY NOT A TUNNEL. 234 00:11:28,188 --> 00:11:29,757 - THAT? 235 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:32,760 THE PREVIOUS OWNERS FILLED IT IN YEARS AGO LAST MONTH. 236 00:11:32,760 --> 00:11:36,797 - OH, AND THEY DID A NICE JOB. VERY...SOLID. 237 00:11:36,830 --> 00:11:40,400 HEH. SORRY I BEAT UP YOUR WAITERS. 238 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,036 WON'T DO THAT AGAIN. HYAH! HA! 239 00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,271 - WHOA! PO! 240 00:11:44,304 --> 00:11:45,939 PO! - OH, SORRY, SORRY. 241 00:11:45,973 --> 00:11:47,440 SORRY. RE--REFLEX. 242 00:11:47,474 --> 00:11:51,278 HEH. YOU'RE OKAY, RIGHT? 243 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,781 - I THOUGHT YOU TRUSTED ME. 244 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:58,251 [voice breaking] I THOUGHT WE WERE...FRIENDS. 245 00:12:03,924 --> 00:12:07,460 - UH, WE ARE. I--I JUST THOUGHT-- 246 00:12:07,494 --> 00:12:10,931 LOOK, LOOK, I'LL MAKE THIS UP TO YOU SOMEHOW. 247 00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:14,201 - JUST GO. LEAVE MY RESTAURANT. 248 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:17,270 GO, AND STAY NOT HERE. GO ELSEWHERE. 249 00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:19,372 [sobbing] 250 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:22,810 GO! [crying] 251 00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,112 - SO...I'M GONNA GO... 252 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:28,248 - GO! [sobbing] 253 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:34,822 - SO DID YOU BUST HUNDUN? 254 00:12:34,822 --> 00:12:36,957 - NOPE. - WHY NOT? 255 00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:39,426 - BECAUSE HE'S INNOCENT! THERE'S NO TUNNEL. 256 00:12:39,459 --> 00:12:41,061 I BROKE INTO HIS PLACE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT 257 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,996 AND BEAT UP HIS WAITERS FOR NO GOOD REASON. 258 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:45,332 ALL BECAUSE OF YOUR PARANOIA, DAD. 259 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:48,869 - INNOCENT? 260 00:12:48,902 --> 00:12:51,404 - YEAH. AND I REALLY HURT HIS FEELINGS. 261 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:53,073 SO I'M GONNA BRING HIM THIS FRUIT BASKET. 262 00:12:53,106 --> 00:12:54,942 WHAT DO YOU THINK? TOO MANY PEARS? 263 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:57,144 - YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY PEARS. 264 00:12:57,177 --> 00:13:00,113 WAIT, YOU'RE TAKING A FRUIT BASKET TO THE GUY 265 00:13:00,147 --> 00:13:02,182 WHO'S TRYING TO KILL YOUR FATHER'S BUSINESS? 266 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:04,351 - HE'S NOT TRYING TO-- - GROW UP, PO! 267 00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:06,854 THIS TOWN ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR TWO NOODLE SHOPS. 268 00:13:06,854 --> 00:13:10,991 JUST LOOK AT THE BREAKFAST CROWD OUT THERE. 269 00:13:11,024 --> 00:13:13,861 - WHOA. SPARSE. 270 00:13:13,894 --> 00:13:16,429 - HUNDUN AND I ARE LOCKED IN A LIFE OR DEATH STRUGGLE 271 00:13:16,463 --> 00:13:18,165 FOR CUSTOMERS, AND I NEED YOUR HELP. 272 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:19,466 - ME? 273 00:13:19,499 --> 00:13:22,502 - YES. I NEED YOU TO HELP PROMOTE MY SHOP. 274 00:13:22,535 --> 00:13:26,940 NICE LIKENESS, HUH? 275 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:30,010 - GREAT. BUT UH... FIRST, I NEED TO GO DO-- 276 00:13:30,043 --> 00:13:33,346 - SON, YOU'VE GOT TO CHOOSE-- HUNDUN OR ME! 277 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,984 - WELL, I CHOOSE YOU, OF COURSE. 278 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:39,352 RIGHT AFTER I GIVE HUNDUN THIS FRUIT BASKET. 279 00:13:39,386 --> 00:13:41,421 - PO! 280 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,327 - HEY, THERE. HUNDUN? 281 00:13:47,360 --> 00:13:50,130 BUDDY. BUDDY? 282 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,499 - BAH! 283 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:55,535 - HMPH! 284 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,906 - YOU ARE NOT WELCOME IN MY ESTABLISHMENT, SIR. 285 00:13:58,939 --> 00:14:01,174 - AW, COME ON. AS SOON AS I FOUND OUT I WAS WRONG, 286 00:14:01,208 --> 00:14:03,043 I STOPPED HITTING YOUR WAITERS. 287 00:14:03,076 --> 00:14:05,145 - YES, AND IT HURT THEM. 288 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:07,480 A LOT. IT WAS HURTFUL. 289 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:10,483 - I KNOW, I KNOW. THAT'S WHY I BROUGHT YOU THIS FRUIT BASKET. 290 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,019 - WITH PEARS? 291 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,486 - MAYBE TOO MANY PEARS. 292 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:15,388 - YOU CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY PEARS. 293 00:14:15,422 --> 00:14:16,523 - I KNOW I LET YOU DOWN, 294 00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,491 BUT I REALLY WANT YOU TO SUCCEED HERE. 295 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,928 FORGIVE ME? 296 00:14:27,634 --> 00:14:30,037 - ONLY IF YOU HELP ME GET MY RESTAURANT 297 00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,671 OFF THE GROUND. 298 00:14:31,704 --> 00:14:35,042 - UH, HELP YOU...YEAH. 299 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:36,977 WITH THE...HUH... 300 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,948 [sighs] 301 00:14:40,948 --> 00:14:43,951 WHATEVER I CAN DO TO HELP. 302 00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:47,554 - THEN I FORGIVE YOU... FRIEND. 303 00:14:47,587 --> 00:14:49,389 - AWESOME! [squish] 304 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:53,260 OH...I'LL GET YOU SOME MORE PEARS. 305 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,430 HUNDUN'S NOODLE SHOP. HALF OFF ALL SOUPS! 306 00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,066 [whispering] PLEASE DON'T TELL MY DAD. 307 00:14:59,099 --> 00:15:01,068 - PO? PO. 308 00:15:01,101 --> 00:15:02,602 - UNH! 309 00:15:02,635 --> 00:15:05,605 EAT AT PING'S. IT'S PING-TASTIC! 310 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:08,241 - NICE WORK, SON. KEEP IT UP. 311 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:10,810 - EAT AT HUNDUN'S. 312 00:15:10,843 --> 00:15:13,613 YOU CAN TASTE THE RHINO IN EVERY BOWL. 313 00:15:13,646 --> 00:15:15,448 - PO, ONE MORE THING. 314 00:15:15,482 --> 00:15:18,085 - AAA! 315 00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:20,287 HUH! 316 00:15:29,196 --> 00:15:33,433 - OH, I FORGOT. NEVER MIND. 317 00:15:33,466 --> 00:15:36,003 OH, WAIT, I REMEMBER. 318 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:40,107 - WHY DID YOU PUT-- - [blurting gibberish] 319 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:42,742 - [gasps] APPLE CART DUCK... 320 00:15:42,775 --> 00:15:45,045 - WAIT, I'M NOT-- - YOU'RE DEAD TO ME. 321 00:15:45,078 --> 00:15:49,149 EXCEPT AT LUNCHTIME. HERE'S A COUPON. 322 00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:50,583 WALK WITH ME, SON. 323 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,619 SANDWICH BOARDS ARE OLD NEWS. 324 00:15:52,652 --> 00:15:56,689 I HAVE EVEN A BETTER ADVERTISING IDEA. 325 00:15:56,723 --> 00:15:59,592 I DRESS VIPER AS A GIANT NOODLE. 326 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,495 BRILLIANT, EH, WHAT? OH, BOY, OH, BOY. 327 00:16:02,529 --> 00:16:05,632 NOW, I NEED YOU TO PUT ON A GIANT HAND COSTUME 328 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,634 AND HOLD VIPER UP WITH GIANT CHOPSTICKS 329 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:11,171 WHILE SINGING MR. PING'S NOODLE THEME SONG. 330 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:12,372 - YOU HAVE A-- - ALSO, I NEED YOU 331 00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:14,307 TO WRITE A THEME SONG. 332 00:16:14,341 --> 00:16:16,143 - UH, SURE, DAD. HA. 333 00:16:16,176 --> 00:16:17,510 YOU'RE MY NUMBER ONE-- 334 00:16:17,544 --> 00:16:20,047 - HERE'S YOUR STUPID SIGN, PO. 335 00:16:20,080 --> 00:16:21,348 IT GAVE ME A SPLINTER. 336 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,716 - AAH! 337 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:26,353 YOUR SIGN? - I... 338 00:16:26,386 --> 00:16:29,189 - OBVIOUSLY, THIS JUST MEANS THAT MY ONLY SON 339 00:16:29,222 --> 00:16:30,457 HAS ABANDONED ME, 340 00:16:30,490 --> 00:16:32,192 [voice breaking] AND I SHOULD GIVE UP EVERYTHING 341 00:16:32,225 --> 00:16:35,128 I EVER CARED FOR. 342 00:16:35,162 --> 00:16:37,797 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 343 00:16:37,830 --> 00:16:40,167 I HAVE TO BEG HUNDUN FOR A JOB 344 00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,070 SO I WON'T DIE PENNILESS. 345 00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:45,372 - DAD, NO. WAIT! 346 00:16:47,274 --> 00:16:50,443 - THEY WON'T HAVE MR. PING TO KICK AROUND ANYMORE. 347 00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:55,082 [wheels squeaking] 348 00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,429 - THAT'S THE LAST OF IT. 349 00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:12,099 - UGH, THOUGHT WE'D NEVER GET THAT TUNNEL CLEARED. 350 00:17:12,132 --> 00:17:13,200 - [gasps] 351 00:17:13,233 --> 00:17:15,102 I KNEW IT. 352 00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:20,207 - CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR DISCOVERY, 353 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,210 WHICH SHALL BE YOUR LAST... DISCOVERY. 354 00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:33,586 - I TRICKED HIM WITH LIES. 355 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,223 IT'S ALL NICE AND TUNNELLY NOW. SEE FOR YOURSELF. 356 00:17:36,256 --> 00:17:39,792 - OH! OW! 357 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:44,131 OH, MY. THAT'S A LOT OF BOOM-BOOM. 358 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:47,434 - YES, THOSE FIREWORKS SHOWS WERE THE PERFECT COVER 359 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:49,136 TO BRING ALL THIS IN. 360 00:17:49,136 --> 00:17:51,171 I WILL DESTROY THE JADE PALACE 361 00:17:51,204 --> 00:17:52,772 IN A FURIOUS, BLAZING MAELSTROM 362 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:55,708 OF DESTRUCTIVE FURY AND BLAZE. 363 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:58,445 - SO YOU'RE NOT GONNA PUT ME OUT OF BUSINESS? 364 00:17:58,478 --> 00:18:00,780 - ONLY THE BUSINESS OF BREATHING. 365 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:03,716 - [gulps] - LET'S GO. 366 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:07,254 - [snoring] 367 00:18:10,257 --> 00:18:13,793 DAD, I HAVE THAT NOODLE SHOP THEME SONG YOU ASKED FOR. 368 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,763 * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF MR. PING'S NOODLE SHOP * 369 00:18:16,796 --> 00:18:18,798 [scatting] 370 00:18:18,831 --> 00:18:21,301 - IT'S TOO LATE, PO. BECAUSE OF YOU, 371 00:18:21,334 --> 00:18:25,305 THIS IS HUNDUN'S NOODLE SHOP NOW. 372 00:18:25,338 --> 00:18:27,507 - DAD! 373 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,310 - [sinister laugh] 374 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,245 AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. [thunder] 375 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:38,618 PO, I AM YOUR FATHER. 376 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:42,322 [ground rumbling] 377 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:45,825 SEARCH YOUR HEART. KNOW IT'S TRUE. 378 00:18:45,858 --> 00:18:47,694 - NOOOOO... 379 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,662 - [roars] 380 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:51,831 - AAH! OH--OH, MAN! 381 00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,700 I GOTTA GO APOLOGIZE TO DAD. 382 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:04,244 [wheels squeaking] 383 00:19:04,277 --> 00:19:06,479 - SO YOU USE WHITE AND BLACK PEPPER 384 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:07,947 IN YOUR HOT AND SOUR SOUP? 385 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:10,317 - AND A HINTY-HINT OF FENNEL. 386 00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:14,221 - FENNEL. OH, YES. YOU'RE A GENIUS. 387 00:19:14,254 --> 00:19:17,490 UH, I MEAN, YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS. 388 00:19:17,524 --> 00:19:20,293 - UGH. WHY DOES SOMEONE ALWAYS HAVE TO SAY THAT? 389 00:19:20,327 --> 00:19:22,329 - BECAUSE YOU NEVER GET AWAY WITH IT. 390 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:23,863 - BUT THIS TIME, MY PLAN IS FOOLPROOF. 391 00:19:23,896 --> 00:19:25,265 [door booms open] 392 00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:29,369 - IT'S NOT PROOF AGAINST THIS FOOL! 393 00:19:29,402 --> 00:19:31,304 UH, WAIT, DOES THAT-- 394 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:33,706 - I TOLD YOU HE WAS STILL EVIL. 395 00:19:33,740 --> 00:19:36,576 - I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. I TRUSTED YOU, HUNDUN! 396 00:19:36,609 --> 00:19:38,545 I THOUGHT WE WERE COOL. 397 00:19:38,578 --> 00:19:42,249 - COOL? AFTER WHAT YOU DID TO ME? 398 00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:46,553 HOW COULD I BE FRIENDS WITH THE ONE WHO DID THIS? 399 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:49,256 - AW, COME ON, THE HORN THING AGAIN? 400 00:19:49,289 --> 00:19:51,691 - ENOUGH! DESTROY HIM! 401 00:19:54,727 --> 00:19:59,866 [grunts, groans] 402 00:20:02,769 --> 00:20:04,404 [fuse sizzles] 403 00:20:04,437 --> 00:20:06,239 - NO! 404 00:20:11,644 --> 00:20:17,517 AAH! 405 00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:21,354 [kung fu shouts, grunts] 406 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,327 AH. 407 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,329 - UNH! 408 00:20:43,943 --> 00:20:45,345 - HYAH! 409 00:20:46,479 --> 00:20:49,449 UNH! 410 00:20:49,482 --> 00:20:50,883 [straining] 411 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,752 - [chuckles] 412 00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:55,555 NOW, YOU JUST HAVE A NICE REST, PO, 413 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,624 WHILE YOUR JADE PALACE BURNS UP 414 00:20:57,657 --> 00:21:00,427 IN A FLAMING FIREBALL OF BURNING FLAME 415 00:21:00,460 --> 00:21:03,029 THAT'S FLAMING AND FIREBALLY. 416 00:21:04,331 --> 00:21:07,334 - WAIT, RICE NOODLES-- THICK OR THIN? 417 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,802 - THIN IN SOUPS, THICK IN SAUCES. 418 00:21:09,836 --> 00:21:13,973 PANDA, IT'S TIME TO PAN-DIE. 419 00:21:14,006 --> 00:21:16,776 - PO, I CAN'T DIE NOW. 420 00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:19,979 I HAVE TO REVISE MY MENU. 421 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:24,351 - I MAY NOT HAVE BEEN A GREAT SON LATELY, DAD... 422 00:21:24,351 --> 00:21:26,586 BUT I WON'T LET YOU DIE. 423 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,788 I WON'T! 424 00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:30,823 [ground rumbling] 425 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,525 [growls] 426 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:37,830 WA-DAH! DAH... 427 00:21:40,032 --> 00:21:43,503 AA--AAH, OH, OOOOH! 428 00:21:43,536 --> 00:21:45,104 - THANK YOU, PO. 429 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,006 IT'S JUST TOO BAD THAT NO-HORNED STINK WEASEL 430 00:21:47,039 --> 00:21:48,508 GOT AWAY. 431 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,377 - OW! OW! OW! OW! 432 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,782 - [chuckles] AND THEN I SAID, 433 00:21:55,815 --> 00:21:58,050 "IT'S TIME TO PAN-DIE." 434 00:21:58,084 --> 00:22:01,554 PRETTY FUNNY, RIGHT? NO? 435 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:03,690 YOU DON'T--I THOUGHT IT WAS KIND OF CLEVER. 436 00:22:03,723 --> 00:22:05,024 [whooshing] - HUH? 437 00:22:05,057 --> 00:22:07,059 - [gasps] - HUH? 438 00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:09,662 - AAH... 439 00:22:13,533 --> 00:22:17,003 - [grunting] 440 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:19,672 I HATE YOU. 441 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:22,409 [explosion] 442 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:24,511 [fireworks popping, whistling] 443 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:27,414 UNH! OH... 444 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:29,449 - AAH, UNH! 445 00:22:29,482 --> 00:22:33,052 - I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY, PO! I'LL GET YOU! 446 00:22:33,085 --> 00:22:35,655 [explosion] 447 00:22:35,688 --> 00:22:37,590 - YEAH, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 448 00:22:37,624 --> 00:22:39,759 [explosions, whistles] 449 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:47,099 - [groans] 450 00:22:47,133 --> 00:22:50,537 - THIS HOT AND SOUR SOUP IS BETTER THAN EVER, MR. PING. 451 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:51,438 HOW DO YOU DO IT? 452 00:22:51,438 --> 00:22:54,774 - GENIUS, MY FRIEND. SHEER GENIUS. 453 00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,609 - HMM? - WHAT? HEH. 454 00:22:56,643 --> 00:23:00,613 I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS MY GENIUS. 29919

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