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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:02,370 - WA-CHA! HIYA! 2 00:00:02,403 --> 00:00:06,807 male announcer: AND NOW, DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:08,376 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:08,409 --> 00:00:09,810 [gong rings] 5 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:12,746 * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:12,780 --> 00:00:17,085 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,686 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,688 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,090 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:24,058 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,526 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,228 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:30,098 [scatting] 14 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:33,101 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,236 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 16 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:36,670 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 17 00:00:36,704 --> 00:00:38,539 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:38,572 --> 00:00:40,574 [scatting] 19 00:00:40,608 --> 00:00:43,677 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 20 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,446 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 21 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:46,680 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 22 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:49,650 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE * 23 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:53,121 * KUNG FU PANDA 24 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:55,623 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS SWEET! 25 00:00:58,759 --> 00:01:01,462 [traditional Chinese music] 26 00:01:01,495 --> 00:01:07,401 * 27 00:01:07,435 --> 00:01:09,403 - I NEED YOUR FULL ATTENTION. 28 00:01:09,437 --> 00:01:11,139 THE IRON SAMARA IS A MOVE 29 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:13,407 THAT REQUIRES FOCUS AND CONCENTRATION. 30 00:01:13,441 --> 00:01:16,277 SO IF YOU DON'T WANT TO GET HURT, PAY ATTENTION. 31 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:18,679 CRANE. PO. 32 00:01:18,712 --> 00:01:21,149 - BE RIGHT WITH YA, STEPPED ON A DUMPLING. 33 00:01:21,149 --> 00:01:21,649 [slurping] 34 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:27,255 - [sighs] YOU TWO WILL GO LAST. 35 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:30,791 [neck cracking] 36 00:01:47,341 --> 00:01:48,309 - VERY GOOD. 37 00:01:54,848 --> 00:01:56,317 EXCELLENT. 38 00:01:58,752 --> 00:01:59,487 - [sighs] 39 00:02:01,955 --> 00:02:03,191 - [grunting] 40 00:02:03,224 --> 00:02:04,492 OOH, NO-- 41 00:02:04,525 --> 00:02:06,660 OUCH! [grunting, groaning] 42 00:02:06,694 --> 00:02:09,463 - CRANE, IF YOU'D DONE THAT IN COMBAT, 43 00:02:09,497 --> 00:02:10,831 SOMEONE COULD HAVE GOTTEN HURT! 44 00:02:10,864 --> 00:02:12,833 - [distant] SOMEONE DID! 45 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:15,536 - SOMEONE ALWAYS GETS HURT. 46 00:02:15,569 --> 00:02:17,505 KUNG FU ISN'T SAFE. 47 00:02:17,538 --> 00:02:19,373 IT'S JUST LIKE MY-- 48 00:02:19,407 --> 00:02:22,376 LIKE SOMEONE SAID. 49 00:02:24,678 --> 00:02:27,315 I HAVE TO GO. 50 00:02:27,348 --> 00:02:28,916 - WHAT? WHERE? 51 00:02:28,949 --> 00:02:31,785 - [grunting] 52 00:02:31,819 --> 00:02:33,821 - I'M RESIGNING FROM THE FURIOUS FIVE. 53 00:02:33,854 --> 00:02:35,923 - OW! 54 00:02:35,956 --> 00:02:38,392 - GOOD-BYE, EVERYONE. 55 00:02:38,426 --> 00:02:40,594 FOREVER. 56 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:42,230 - WHAT'S-- 57 00:02:42,263 --> 00:02:43,764 DID HE JUST-- 58 00:02:43,797 --> 00:02:45,833 CRANE! 59 00:02:48,969 --> 00:02:51,672 HELLO. 60 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,807 - [sighs] 61 00:02:53,841 --> 00:02:57,811 - WHY DO YOU WANT TO LEAVE THE FURIOUS FIVE, BUDDY? 62 00:02:57,845 --> 00:02:58,979 - I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT. 63 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,714 - COME ON, YOU CAN TELL ME. 64 00:03:00,748 --> 00:03:02,550 - I SAID NO. 65 00:03:02,583 --> 00:03:03,651 - [inhales deeply] 66 00:03:03,684 --> 00:03:05,586 TELL ME. - NO. 67 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,554 - TELL ME. - NO. 68 00:03:06,587 --> 00:03:07,621 - TELL ME. - NO. 69 00:03:07,655 --> 00:03:09,390 - TELL ME. - NO. 70 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,624 - TELL ME. - NO. 71 00:03:10,658 --> 00:03:12,726 - TELL ME. - NO--NO! 72 00:03:12,760 --> 00:03:13,794 - [gulping] 73 00:03:13,827 --> 00:03:15,363 I COULD DO THIS FOREVER. 74 00:03:17,631 --> 00:03:21,669 IS THIS HOW YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE? 75 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,404 - [sighing] 76 00:03:23,437 --> 00:03:25,673 IT'S MY MOTHER. 77 00:03:25,706 --> 00:03:28,909 SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN KIND OF OVERPROTECTIVE. 78 00:03:32,546 --> 00:03:34,282 SHE MADE ME WEAR A FULL SUIT OF ARMOR 79 00:03:34,315 --> 00:03:35,983 TILL I WAS SIX YEARS OLD. 80 00:03:36,016 --> 00:03:38,886 I WASN'T ALLOWED TO RUN OR PLAY, AND SHE TIED PILLOWS 81 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:40,721 TO ALL THE SHARP CORNERS IN THE HOUSE. 82 00:03:40,754 --> 00:03:42,856 SHE JUST DIDN'T BELIEVE I COULD TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. 83 00:03:42,890 --> 00:03:47,561 BUT ONE DAY, I SNUCK OUT AND WENT TO... 84 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,863 A KUNG FU CLASS. 85 00:03:53,767 --> 00:03:55,636 IT WAS AMAZING. 86 00:03:55,669 --> 00:03:56,470 I KNEW RIGHT THEN IT WAS 87 00:03:56,504 --> 00:03:58,739 WHAT I WANTED TO DO WITH MY LIFE. 88 00:03:58,772 --> 00:03:59,407 OF COURSE, THE CLASS MAY HAVE BEEN 89 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,742 A WEE BIT ADVANCED FOR ME. 90 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,611 [crashes, glass breaking] 91 00:04:08,349 --> 00:04:11,018 I DON'T KNOW HOW MY MOM FOUND OUT, 92 00:04:11,051 --> 00:04:15,423 BUT EVER SINCE THEN, SHE'S HATED KUNG FU. 93 00:04:15,456 --> 00:04:16,690 THE SLIGHTEST HINT OF IT GIVES HER 94 00:04:16,724 --> 00:04:18,992 DANGEROUS HEART PALPITATIONS. 95 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:26,700 SO I HAD TO PROMISE I WOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER 96 00:04:26,734 --> 00:04:32,340 HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH KUNG FU. 97 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,574 - WHOA. 98 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:35,643 - PO, MY MOM HAS A WEAK HEART. 99 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:37,611 IF SHE KNEW I WAS A KUNG FU MASTER, 100 00:04:37,645 --> 00:04:38,946 IT WOULD KILL HER. 101 00:04:38,979 --> 00:04:41,649 - ARE YOU SURE SHE DOESN'T KNOW? 102 00:04:41,682 --> 00:04:44,352 - YES, 'CAUSE SHE'S NOT DEAD! 103 00:04:44,352 --> 00:04:47,621 IN MY LETTERS, I'VE BEEN TELLING HER THAT I-I-- 104 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:50,491 [sighing] 105 00:04:50,524 --> 00:04:51,892 MANAGE AN INN. 106 00:04:51,925 --> 00:04:53,661 IT'S WHAT SHE ALWAYS WANTED. 107 00:04:53,694 --> 00:04:55,796 - NOT, LIKE, YOU OWN AN INN? 108 00:04:55,829 --> 00:04:57,631 OR YOU OWN A BUNCH OF INNS, 109 00:04:57,665 --> 00:04:58,766 OR YOU INVENTED INNS? 110 00:04:58,799 --> 00:05:00,368 - NO. 111 00:05:00,368 --> 00:05:02,770 MOTHER BELIEVES IN KEEPING HER EXPECTATIONS LOW. 112 00:05:02,803 --> 00:05:04,372 ANYWAY, I FIGURED I COULD GET AWAY WITH IT 113 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:05,673 'CAUSE SHE HATES TRAVELING. 114 00:05:05,706 --> 00:05:07,741 SO I THOUGHT SHE'D NEVER COME TO VISIT. 115 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:09,610 AND NOW SHE'S COMING TO VISIT! 116 00:05:09,643 --> 00:05:11,111 - HUH? 117 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:13,013 - OH, PO. WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 118 00:05:16,817 --> 00:05:18,819 - GOT IT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO QUIT. 119 00:05:18,852 --> 00:05:21,021 WE'LL JUST PRETEND YOU'RE AN INN MANAGER. 120 00:05:21,054 --> 00:05:22,456 HOW LONG IS SHE STAYING? 121 00:05:22,490 --> 00:05:24,091 - JUST FOR THE DAY. BUT IT GETS WORSE. 122 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:26,126 I TOLD HER MY INN IS THE JADE PALACE. 123 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:27,795 AND THAT YOU AND THE FIVE WORK FOR ME. 124 00:05:27,828 --> 00:05:29,997 AND THAT SHIFU IS A POOR, UNDERPRIVILEGED SIMPLETON 125 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,632 WHO CLEANS THE TOILETS! 126 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:32,666 - WHAT? 127 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:33,667 - * YOO-HOO! 128 00:05:33,701 --> 00:05:34,968 * SON! 129 00:05:35,002 --> 00:05:38,706 - AAH! 130 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:39,640 - JUST KEEP HER BUSY. 131 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,675 GO. 132 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:46,414 - * WHERE ARE YOU? 133 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,716 OH, MY BABY! 134 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,784 [laughing] LET ME LOOK AT YOU. 135 00:05:50,818 --> 00:05:51,852 - [grunts] - STAND UP STRAIGHT. 136 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:54,021 OH. 137 00:05:54,054 --> 00:05:55,556 - [giggling] 138 00:05:55,589 --> 00:05:56,824 MOM. 139 00:05:56,857 --> 00:06:01,562 - WHAT IS THAT, STRAW? 140 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:02,830 - MOM-- 141 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:04,565 - YOU NEED PROTECTION. 142 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:08,536 YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD SUCH A VERY FRAGILE SKULL. 143 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:11,038 I THINK I HAVE SOME SHIN GUARDS IN HERE. 144 00:06:11,071 --> 00:06:12,973 - MY SHINS ARE FINE. 145 00:06:13,006 --> 00:06:14,742 - LISTEN, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT 146 00:06:14,775 --> 00:06:16,544 YOU'RE WEAK AND DELICATE AND BRITTLE LIKE YOUR FATHER, 147 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:17,811 REST HIS SOUL. 148 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:18,979 [screams] 149 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:21,048 WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING! 150 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:23,183 YOU NEARLY TOOK MY SON'S HEAD OFF. 151 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:24,985 OH, IT'S A GOOD THING I'M HERE TO LOOK OUT FOR YOU. 152 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:28,088 SO LET'S SEE THIS INN OF YOURS. 153 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,990 - OH, UH, HOW ABOUT LUNCH FIRST? 154 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,158 - OKAY. 155 00:06:31,191 --> 00:06:32,693 OPEN WIDE. 156 00:06:32,726 --> 00:06:33,994 [gulping, gurgling] 157 00:06:34,027 --> 00:06:36,797 - MOM! I'M NOT A BABY ANYMORE. 158 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,732 - [gulping] OH. 159 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:41,902 SO SUDDENLY SOMEONE'S TOO GOOD TO EAT REGURGITATED FOOD 160 00:06:41,935 --> 00:06:43,604 OUT OF HIS MOTHER'S MOUTH? 161 00:06:43,637 --> 00:06:45,806 - OH, MOM. 162 00:06:50,110 --> 00:06:51,479 - [gurgling] 163 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,967 - THE LIN KUEI. 164 00:07:28,849 --> 00:07:30,584 - [growling] 165 00:07:30,618 --> 00:07:32,553 - GET DOWN! 166 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:35,823 - [gasps] 167 00:07:40,027 --> 00:07:41,695 [all growling] 168 00:07:44,565 --> 00:07:45,833 - [grunts] 169 00:07:55,108 --> 00:07:56,777 - HEY, GUYS-- WAHH! 170 00:07:56,810 --> 00:07:58,045 - [growling] 171 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,580 - [grunting] DO-OVER? 172 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,917 YOU GUYS CAN'T BE FIGHTING IN HERE. 173 00:08:03,951 --> 00:08:05,052 I GOTTA TURN THIS PLACE INTO AN INN. 174 00:08:06,587 --> 00:08:07,921 WA-YAH! 175 00:08:14,762 --> 00:08:15,929 WHOA. YOU'RE FAST. 176 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:21,869 BUT FLIMSY. 177 00:08:23,971 --> 00:08:25,205 [groaning] 178 00:08:25,238 --> 00:08:27,074 SERIOUSLY, FAMILY EMERGENCY. 179 00:08:27,107 --> 00:08:28,175 YOU GUYS REALLY NEED TO LEAVE. 180 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:29,877 [growling] 181 00:08:35,148 --> 00:08:36,617 - WHO WERE THEY? 182 00:08:36,650 --> 00:08:37,818 - THE LIN KUEI, 183 00:08:37,851 --> 00:08:40,020 A BAND OF NOMADIC WOLVES. 184 00:08:40,053 --> 00:08:42,656 THIEVES AND ASSASSINS, TRAINED FROM BIRTH 185 00:08:42,690 --> 00:08:46,059 IN THE ARTS OF STEALTH AND COMBAT. 186 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,962 - COOL. WHAT DID THEY WANT? 187 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:51,064 - I DON'T KNOW, BUT THEY'LL BE BACK. 188 00:08:51,098 --> 00:08:55,102 THEY DON'T GIVE UP EASILY. 189 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:56,604 - WELL, SINCE WE'RE GONNA BE AROUND 190 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:57,971 GUARDING THE JADE PALACE ANYWAY, 191 00:08:58,005 --> 00:09:00,073 WE CAN ALL HELP OUT CRANE, TOO! 192 00:09:00,107 --> 00:09:01,975 'CAUSE, UH... [laughs] 193 00:09:02,009 --> 00:09:05,045 YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE... [laughs] 194 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:07,848 WHAT HE TOLD HIS MOM. 195 00:09:07,881 --> 00:09:11,752 - HE TOLD HER WHAT? [echoing] 196 00:09:11,785 --> 00:09:13,987 - DID YOU REALLY NOT HEAR ME, OR ARE YOU JUST SURPRISED? 197 00:09:14,021 --> 00:09:16,089 - THE SECOND ONE. 198 00:09:16,123 --> 00:09:19,059 - YOU WANT US TO PRETEND THAT THE JADE PALACE IS AN INN? 199 00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:20,628 AND WE WORK HERE? 200 00:09:20,661 --> 00:09:22,129 - AND I'M A-- A WH-- 201 00:09:22,162 --> 00:09:26,700 - AN UNDERPRIVILEGED SIMPLETON. 202 00:09:26,734 --> 00:09:28,068 - I WON'T DO IT. 203 00:09:28,101 --> 00:09:29,102 - HUH? 204 00:09:29,136 --> 00:09:30,671 - I DON'T KNOW, PO. 205 00:09:30,704 --> 00:09:31,805 - DOES IT HAVE TO BE TODAY? - SOUNDS LIKE A PAIN. 206 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:34,642 - WELL, EITHER WE DO IT OR CRANE QUITS THE FURIOUS FIVE. 207 00:09:34,675 --> 00:09:35,676 COME ON, GUYS. 208 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:37,144 HE NEEDS US. 209 00:09:37,177 --> 00:09:38,846 - ABSOLUTELY NOT. 210 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,882 THE JADE PALACE IS BUILT ON COMPLETE HONESTY. 211 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,084 - WHAT ABOUT WHEN YOU MADE UP THAT "CHALLENGE DAY" THING? 212 00:09:44,117 --> 00:09:45,986 OR WHEN YOU TOLD ME MY KUNG FU WOULD IMPROVE 213 00:09:46,019 --> 00:09:48,021 IF I WORE A BUCKET ON MY HEAD? 214 00:09:48,055 --> 00:09:49,957 - THE FIRST ONE WAS TO TEACH YOU A LESSON. 215 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:51,659 AND THE SECOND ONE 216 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:53,260 WAS HILARIOUS. 217 00:09:53,293 --> 00:09:55,996 - MASTER SHIFU, CRANE'S MOTHER HAS A WEAK HEART. 218 00:09:56,029 --> 00:09:57,731 IF SHE FINDS OUT THE TRUTH, 219 00:09:57,765 --> 00:10:02,035 IT COULD KILL HER. 220 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,204 - [sighs] 221 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:09,142 - AND OVER HERE, UH, WE HAVE THE TAILOR'S SHOP. 222 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:11,278 UH, THEY DO REALLY EXCELLENT WORK THERE-- 223 00:10:11,311 --> 00:10:14,748 - OH, WHEN AM I GOING TO SEE YOUR INN? 224 00:10:14,782 --> 00:10:16,684 - WHA--OH, THE INN, RIGHT. 225 00:10:16,717 --> 00:10:19,019 YOU KNOW, THE THI-- IT'S BEING CLEANED, 226 00:10:19,052 --> 00:10:22,322 AND, UH, I-I DON'T KNOW WHEN IT'S GONNA BE DONE-- 227 00:10:22,355 --> 00:10:23,857 - WE'RE GOING THERE. RIGHT NOW! 228 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:24,925 - WHAT? MOM-- 229 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,059 NO! WAIT! 230 00:10:26,093 --> 00:10:28,095 MOM! 231 00:10:28,128 --> 00:10:29,897 NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO-- YOU CAN'T GO IN. 232 00:10:29,930 --> 00:10:31,064 THE FLOOR COULD BE WET. 233 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:32,132 UH, FROM MOPPING. 234 00:10:32,165 --> 00:10:34,668 UNSAFE. 235 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,870 - OH, THAT'S NONSENSE. 236 00:10:40,407 --> 00:10:43,310 HMM! 237 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:45,045 - HUH? 238 00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,248 - HOWDY, BOSS. 239 00:10:48,281 --> 00:10:50,684 - RIGHT THIS WAY, MRS. CRANE. 240 00:10:50,718 --> 00:10:53,086 - OHH. 241 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,159 WELL, LOOK AT THAT. 242 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,228 OH! THIS PLACE IS WONDERFUL! 243 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:03,563 - AFTERNOON, SIR. 244 00:11:07,434 --> 00:11:08,769 - THIS MUST BE YOUR BEAUTIFUL-- 245 00:11:08,802 --> 00:11:10,037 - [screams] 246 00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:16,409 OH, CRANE. 247 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,345 I'M SO VERY PROUD OF YOU. 248 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:22,115 OF COURSE, I'D BE PROUD OF YOU NO MATTER WHAT YOU DID-- 249 00:11:22,149 --> 00:11:24,217 AS LONG AS IT WASN'T KUNG FU! 250 00:11:24,251 --> 00:11:25,185 [chuckling] BUT THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 251 00:11:25,218 --> 00:11:26,419 [laughs] 252 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:29,790 BECAUSE YOU'RE SO FRAIL. 253 00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,459 - I'M NOT REALLY THAT FRAIL, MOM. 254 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:36,229 - OH, EVERYBODY IS JUST HOW YOU DESCRIBED THEM. 255 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:37,765 [whispering] EXCEPT, I THOUGHT YOU SAID 256 00:11:37,765 --> 00:11:41,134 THE TIGER WAS A GIRL. 257 00:11:41,168 --> 00:11:45,072 AND YOU MUST BE LITTLE SHY-FU! 258 00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:53,781 [loud, deliberate] HELLO, SHY-FU! 259 00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,483 I AM CRANE'S MOMMY. 260 00:12:02,455 --> 00:12:05,425 [whispering loudly] DOES HE UNDERSTAND WORDS? 261 00:12:05,458 --> 00:12:07,427 HE'S SO CUTE. 262 00:12:07,460 --> 00:12:08,461 LOOK AT HIM. 263 00:12:08,495 --> 00:12:10,397 YOU JUST WANT TO EAT HIM UP. 264 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:14,234 WOULD YOU LIKE SOME BEAN PASTE? 265 00:12:14,267 --> 00:12:17,404 - OOH. 266 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,940 YOU CARRY BEAN PASTE WITH YOU? 267 00:12:19,973 --> 00:12:22,843 ARE YOU SOME KIND OF SUPER-MOM? 268 00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,945 - I THOUGHT I BETTER BRING SOME. 269 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,147 CRANE GETS A LITTLE WHINY WHEN HIS BLOOD SUGAR'S LOW. 270 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,883 - [whining] I DO NOT! 271 00:12:29,917 --> 00:12:33,153 - AHH. A GUY COULD GET USED TO A SMELL LIKE THAT. 272 00:12:33,186 --> 00:12:36,256 - OH, YOU'RE ALL SO NICE. 273 00:12:36,289 --> 00:12:39,026 SINCE YOU INSIST, I'LL STAY ONE MORE DAY. 274 00:12:39,059 --> 00:12:40,427 all: WHAT? 275 00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,295 - I, UH, I DIDN'T-- UH, THAT'S NOT WHAT I-- 276 00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,064 - NO! YOU CAN'T! 277 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,265 WHERE WOULD YOU STAY? 278 00:12:45,298 --> 00:12:47,334 - HERE IN THE INN, OF COURSE. 279 00:12:47,367 --> 00:12:50,203 I MEAN, IT'S AN INN, ISN'T IT? 280 00:12:50,237 --> 00:12:53,173 all: [dejected] YES. 281 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,976 - WELL, TAKE MY BAG. 282 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:59,212 [clears throat] TAKE. BAG. 283 00:12:59,246 --> 00:13:02,149 [low, droning] TAKE. BAG. 284 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:08,188 SO, WHERE'S MY ROOM? 285 00:13:08,221 --> 00:13:09,556 - UH-- 286 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:10,858 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 287 00:13:10,858 --> 00:13:12,192 WE CAN'T PUT HER IN THE BARRACKS. 288 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:14,494 - BUT THERE'S NO BEDS IN THE JADE PALACE. 289 00:13:14,527 --> 00:13:16,196 - THERE'S ONE. 290 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:19,166 UH, SHIFU'S ROOM. 291 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:26,907 LET ME SHOW YOU TO YOUR ROOM, MA'AM. 292 00:13:26,940 --> 00:13:29,042 - THIS WAY, LITTLE FELLOW. 293 00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:32,212 CHOP-CHOP. 294 00:13:32,245 --> 00:13:36,249 - [chuckles uneasily] 295 00:13:36,283 --> 00:13:38,952 EH-UH... 296 00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:41,254 - IDIOTS! 297 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:42,890 A FEW KUNG FU MASTERS 298 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,357 SHOULD BE NO MATCH FOR YOU. 299 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:45,893 - IT WAS THE ONE WHO CALLS HIMSELF 300 00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:47,527 THE DRAGON WARRIOR, SIR. 301 00:13:47,560 --> 00:13:48,896 HE WAS JUST TOO STRONG. 302 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,970 - TOO STRONG FOR YOU, MAYBE. 303 00:13:57,004 --> 00:13:59,606 BUT NOT TOO STRONG FOR HEILANG! 304 00:14:02,142 --> 00:14:04,344 - THIS IS WHERE THE SHADOW CROWNS ARE KEPT. 305 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:07,547 WHOEVER WEARS THESE CROWNS WILL BECOME INVISIBLE. 306 00:14:07,580 --> 00:14:10,150 THEY WERE ONCE THE SOURCE OF THE LIN KUEI'S POWER, 307 00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,986 BUT THEY WERE STOLEN FROM US CENTURIES AGO. 308 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,054 - WAHH! [grunts] 309 00:14:14,087 --> 00:14:16,556 I WILL HAVE THEM BACK. 310 00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:19,226 WITH THEM, WE WILL BE UNSEEN. 311 00:14:19,259 --> 00:14:21,528 AND UNBEATABLE. 312 00:14:21,561 --> 00:14:25,032 AND WE WILL HAVE OUR VENGEANCE AGAINST THOSE WHO STOLE THEM. 313 00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:27,534 [laughing triumphantly] 314 00:14:30,037 --> 00:14:31,471 - OH, THIS PLACE IS WONDERFUL. 315 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:32,539 THANK YOU, SON. 316 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:34,407 THIS IS LOVELY, JUST LOVELY. 317 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,976 - GREAT. WELL, IF YOU NEED ANYTHING, 318 00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,678 JUST LET ME KNOW. 319 00:14:38,711 --> 00:14:40,547 - [chuckles] I'M JUST, UH, 320 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,950 MAKING SURE THE BEANS ARE STILL 321 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,385 UH, PASTY. 322 00:14:45,418 --> 00:14:47,087 - OKAY. GOOD NIGHT, MOM. 323 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:48,588 - GOOD NIGHT, SON. 324 00:14:54,127 --> 00:14:55,262 - [sighs] 325 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:56,696 - WHOA. 326 00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,267 - AND WHERE'S THE SIMPLETON SUPPOSED TO SLEEP? 327 00:15:00,300 --> 00:15:01,501 - YOU CAN BUNK WITH ME. 328 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:02,702 WE'LL TELL GHOST STORIES. 329 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,504 - I'M NOT BUNKING WITH ANYONE. 330 00:15:04,537 --> 00:15:06,106 I'M TAKING YOUR ROOM. 331 00:15:06,139 --> 00:15:08,241 NO, I'M TAKING CRANE'S ROOM. 332 00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:11,544 IT'S CLEANER. 333 00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:16,383 - [sniffles] 334 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,051 [coughs] 335 00:15:18,085 --> 00:15:20,988 WATER. 336 00:15:22,489 --> 00:15:23,690 - [snoring softly] 337 00:15:23,723 --> 00:15:27,360 - AWW, HE'S ALL TUCKERED OUT. 338 00:15:27,394 --> 00:15:29,997 MY POOR, FEEBLE BABY. 339 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,999 WELL, I'LL JUST FIND SOME WATER MYSELF. 340 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:37,604 AGH. THAT POOL SHOULD REALLY HAVE A FENCE AROUND IT. 341 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:50,417 - [growling] 342 00:15:52,185 --> 00:15:55,022 - AHEM. 343 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:58,325 [all growling] 344 00:15:58,358 --> 00:16:01,028 OH, YOU MUST BE THE NIGHT PORTERS. 345 00:16:03,130 --> 00:16:04,264 - YES? 346 00:16:04,297 --> 00:16:05,665 - I'M THIRSTY. 347 00:16:05,698 --> 00:16:07,634 WATER. MY ROOM. 348 00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:09,102 - UM... 349 00:16:09,136 --> 00:16:11,104 YES? 350 00:16:11,138 --> 00:16:13,506 UH, WOULD YOU MIND STAYING RIGHT THERE 351 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:17,410 WITH THE LIGHT FOR ONE MOMENT? 352 00:16:17,444 --> 00:16:18,678 THANK YOU, MA'AM. 353 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:22,349 WE'LL BRING THAT WATER TO YOUR ROOM RIGHT AWAY. 354 00:16:22,382 --> 00:16:25,452 - WELL, SEE THAT YOU DO. 355 00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:31,258 - [chuckling] 356 00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,060 [laughing triumphantly] 357 00:16:36,296 --> 00:16:37,297 - HUH? WHA-- 358 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,731 MOM, WHY ARE YOU UP? 359 00:16:38,765 --> 00:16:39,732 - DON'T WORRY. 360 00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,435 THAT NICE WOLF IS GOING TO BRING ME SOME WATER. 361 00:16:42,469 --> 00:16:44,571 - OH, NICE WOLF. THAT'S GOOD. 362 00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,272 [gasps] 363 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,242 - DID YOU GUYS HEAR SOMETHING? 364 00:16:49,276 --> 00:16:50,543 - I THINK THE LIN KUEI ARE BACK. 365 00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:51,578 - YOU'RE RIGHT. 366 00:16:55,115 --> 00:16:57,450 - THEY'VE STOLEN THE SHADOW CROWNS. 367 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,452 - EXCELLENT DEDUCTION. - [grunts] 368 00:16:59,486 --> 00:17:00,753 - HELLO? 369 00:17:00,787 --> 00:17:01,554 WHERE'S MY WATER-- 370 00:17:04,624 --> 00:17:07,094 - GET OUT! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! 371 00:17:07,127 --> 00:17:08,295 - CRANE--CRANE! 372 00:17:08,328 --> 00:17:10,497 OHH, MY HEART! 373 00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:11,398 - IT--UH, IT'S OKAY, MOM! 374 00:17:11,431 --> 00:17:13,100 UH, I-I JUST, UM-- 375 00:17:13,100 --> 00:17:16,503 - UM, LITTLE SHIFU IS PLAYING KUNG FU MASTER AGAIN! 376 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,570 - OH, RIGHT! 377 00:17:17,604 --> 00:17:19,806 AND, UH, WE SHOULD PLAY ALONG. 378 00:17:19,839 --> 00:17:22,375 SO AS NOT TO TAX HIS SIMPLE MIND. 379 00:17:25,678 --> 00:17:28,481 - RAHH! 380 00:17:28,515 --> 00:17:29,749 LOOK! I'M, UH, 381 00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:32,619 PRETENDING TO HIT THE BAD GUY. - [grunting] 382 00:17:32,652 --> 00:17:34,754 - HIT, HIT-- - [grunting] STOP THAT-- 383 00:17:34,787 --> 00:17:37,124 - NOW HE'S, UH-- [grunting] KICKING ME-- 384 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,692 IN THE TENDERS! OW, OW, OW-- 385 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:40,493 - OH! 386 00:17:43,330 --> 00:17:44,597 - IDIOTS! 387 00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:45,732 DON'T USE YOUR CHAIN HAMMERS, 388 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:47,600 THEY GIVE AWAY YOUR POSITION! 389 00:17:47,634 --> 00:17:49,769 - WHO SAID THAT? 390 00:17:49,802 --> 00:17:52,672 - OH, IT WAS, UH, ME. [laughs] UH-- 391 00:17:52,705 --> 00:17:54,174 [mimicking Heilang] NOT NOW, MY MINIONS! 392 00:17:54,207 --> 00:17:56,343 WE MUST SHOW THESE, UH, INN EMPLOYEES 393 00:17:56,376 --> 00:17:58,211 THE ERROR OF THEIR WAYS! 394 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:02,515 [grunts] 395 00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:06,319 PRETEND CONCUSSION-- 396 00:18:06,353 --> 00:18:07,587 - WHAT'S GOING ON? 397 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:11,524 - SHIFU'S PRETENDING TO FIGHT INVISIBLE BAD GUYS 398 00:18:11,558 --> 00:18:13,360 AND WE'RE PLAYING ALONG. 399 00:18:13,393 --> 00:18:14,427 - UH--WAIT, WHAT? 400 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:25,338 - IRON SAMARA! 401 00:18:29,776 --> 00:18:30,843 [grunts] 402 00:18:30,877 --> 00:18:31,711 MISSED. 403 00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:37,417 - THIS DOESN'T LOOK SO... 404 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,186 UH, PRETEND. 405 00:18:39,186 --> 00:18:40,587 - [grunting] 406 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,322 - YOU MUST BE THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 407 00:18:42,355 --> 00:18:43,790 - AND YOU MUST BE 408 00:18:43,823 --> 00:18:45,692 NOT A FAN OF BRUSHING YOUR TEETH. 409 00:18:45,725 --> 00:18:47,827 UGH--SERIOUSLY, WHAT'S THE POINT OF BEING INVISIBLE 410 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:49,729 IF I CAN FIND YOU BY SMELL? 411 00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,733 [grunts] 412 00:18:57,870 --> 00:18:59,372 - SO, 413 00:18:59,406 --> 00:19:01,841 NO ONE LEFT BUT THE BIRDS. 414 00:19:01,874 --> 00:19:02,875 - SON! 415 00:19:02,909 --> 00:19:05,712 IS THIS REALLY HAPPENING? 416 00:19:05,745 --> 00:19:06,879 - YES. 417 00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:08,215 - [choked scream] 418 00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,220 - AND I SUGGEST YOU TELL YOUR SON TO SURRENDER. 419 00:19:13,220 --> 00:19:14,687 - [grunting] 420 00:19:14,721 --> 00:19:15,755 - MOM! 421 00:19:15,788 --> 00:19:17,590 LET GO OF HER! 422 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:18,891 - [laughs] 423 00:19:18,925 --> 00:19:21,361 OR WHAT? 424 00:19:21,394 --> 00:19:23,930 YOU CAN'T FIGHT WHAT YOU CAN'T SEE! 425 00:19:23,963 --> 00:19:25,432 - HUH? 426 00:19:25,465 --> 00:19:26,466 [rapid heartbeat] OHH... 427 00:19:26,499 --> 00:19:28,235 - UH... 428 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:35,675 BUT YOU CAN FIGHT WHAT YOU CAN SEE! 429 00:19:38,811 --> 00:19:40,747 [grunts] 430 00:19:47,654 --> 00:19:48,821 - CHAIN HAMMERS! 431 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:08,975 - GET OUT. 432 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:11,911 - [laughs] 433 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,647 I JUST DEFEATED YOUR DRAGON WARRIOR. 434 00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,783 WHY WOULD YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME? 435 00:20:16,816 --> 00:20:20,387 - BECAUSE NOBODY'S MEAN TO MY MOMMY! 436 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:26,859 - [grunts loudly] 437 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:52,452 - CRANE! YOU-- 438 00:20:52,485 --> 00:20:54,521 YOU'RE A KUNG FU MASTER! 439 00:20:54,554 --> 00:20:55,988 - I'M SORRY! I COULDN'T TELL YOU! 440 00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:57,990 I'M SORRY! I'LL NEVER DO KUNG FU AGAIN, EVER! 441 00:20:58,024 --> 00:21:01,328 EVER! I PROMISE! 442 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:02,495 - NONSENSE! 443 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:04,631 YOU WERE INCREDIBLE! 444 00:21:04,664 --> 00:21:05,898 AND... 445 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:07,867 YOU SAVED MY LIFE. 446 00:21:07,900 --> 00:21:11,904 - SO YOU'RE NOT HAVING A HEART ATTACK? 447 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,873 - WHAT, THIS? 448 00:21:13,906 --> 00:21:15,875 THIS IS PRIDE. 449 00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:18,511 - BUT YOU SAID YOU NEVER WANTED ME TO DO KUNG FU. 450 00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:20,012 - BECAUSE I THOUGHT YOU'D GET HURT. 451 00:21:20,046 --> 00:21:21,648 BUT LOOK AT YOU. 452 00:21:21,681 --> 00:21:24,717 WHO KNEW YOU WERE GONNA GET SO GOOD? 453 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:28,421 FOR SO MANY YEARS I THOUGHT YOU WERE WEAK AND FRAGILE. 454 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:31,758 CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME? 455 00:21:31,791 --> 00:21:34,527 - OF COURSE, MOM. 456 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:44,003 - THANK YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME FEEL SO WELCOME. 457 00:21:44,036 --> 00:21:45,438 - TAKE CARE. - GREAT TO MEET YOU. 458 00:21:45,472 --> 00:21:46,573 - HAVE A SAFE TRIP. - COME AGAIN! 459 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:52,044 - GOOD-BYE, CRANE'S MOM. 460 00:21:52,078 --> 00:21:54,414 - IT WAS SO KIND OF YOU TO VISIT US, MA'AM. 461 00:21:54,447 --> 00:21:56,048 [kiss] - AWW. 462 00:21:56,082 --> 00:21:59,952 [loud, deliberate] THANK YOU, LITTLE SHY-FU! 463 00:22:02,054 --> 00:22:03,523 GOOD-BYE, SON. 464 00:22:03,556 --> 00:22:04,691 COME VISIT ME. 465 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:05,725 - I WILL. 466 00:22:05,758 --> 00:22:06,759 GOOD-BYE, MOM. 467 00:22:10,963 --> 00:22:13,065 - WELL, THAT COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE. 468 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:15,568 SORT OF. 469 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:19,472 - MASTER SHIFU, I AM SORRY THINGS GOT SO OUT OF CONTROL. 470 00:22:19,506 --> 00:22:23,776 IF IT'S OKAY, I'D LIKE TO UN-QUIT THE FURIOUS FIVE. 471 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:24,944 - VERY WELL. 472 00:22:24,977 --> 00:22:26,779 - LET THAT BE A LESSON TO YOU, CRANE. 473 00:22:26,813 --> 00:22:29,949 [scoffing] HONESTY IS ALWAYS THE BEST POLICY. 474 00:22:29,982 --> 00:22:32,552 - WASN'T PRETENDING THE JADE PALACE WAS AN INN 475 00:22:32,585 --> 00:22:34,654 YOUR BRILLIANT IDEA, PO? 476 00:22:34,687 --> 00:22:35,888 - [chuckling] WELL, I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS 477 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:37,890 A BRILLIANT IDEA. 478 00:22:37,924 --> 00:22:39,759 CUNNING MAYBE, BUT I DUNNO... 479 00:22:39,792 --> 00:22:41,093 - GOOD, YOU'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME 480 00:22:41,127 --> 00:22:44,063 TO FIGURE IT OUT WHILE YOU TWO RUN UP AND DOWN 481 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,799 THE JADE PALACE STAIRS 100 TIMES AS PUNISHMENT. 482 00:22:48,535 --> 00:22:50,437 - NOT A BRILLIANT IDEA. 483 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:53,440 - DEFINITELY NOT. 31333

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