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YAH! 12 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:28,196 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:28,229 --> 00:00:31,499 [scatting] 14 00:00:31,532 --> 00:00:34,235 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:34,268 --> 00:00:37,671 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME * 16 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:39,440 * KUNG FU PANDA 17 00:00:39,473 --> 00:00:42,410 [scatting] 18 00:00:42,443 --> 00:00:44,745 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 19 00:00:44,778 --> 00:00:45,779 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 20 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,515 * PROTECT THE VALLEY, SOMETHING, SOMETHING * 21 00:00:47,548 --> 00:00:49,183 * SOMETHING, SOMETHING ALIVE * 22 00:00:49,217 --> 00:00:50,784 OOH! AHH! UH! 23 00:00:50,818 --> 00:00:54,122 * KUNG FU PANDA 24 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:55,523 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 25 00:00:55,556 --> 00:00:56,490 SWEET! 26 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,240 - TASTE THE STING OF MY STEEL! 27 00:01:12,273 --> 00:01:14,142 KYAH! 28 00:01:14,142 --> 00:01:16,244 - OH. NICE MOVE, CHIEF. 29 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,378 [rocks clatter] 30 00:01:17,411 --> 00:01:19,747 HEY, WHAT'S THAT? 31 00:01:22,350 --> 00:01:24,618 - BORDER PATROL! IDENTIFY YOURSELF! 32 00:01:24,652 --> 00:01:28,156 NO ONE ENTERS CHINA WITHOUT GETTING PAST US. 33 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:32,160 - FOOLS, YOU ARE LIKE WORMS CHALLENGING A LARGE DOG, 34 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:33,761 OR PERHAPS A MID-SIZE COW. 35 00:01:33,794 --> 00:01:37,831 YOU DO NOT GRASP THAT YOU ARE HELPLESS BEFORE PAI MEI... 36 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,800 HIGH PRIEST OF ABUSIVE LOTUS. 37 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,470 [laugh evilly] 38 00:01:42,503 --> 00:01:43,837 - PAI MEI? 39 00:01:43,871 --> 00:01:46,840 WASN'T HE THAT TRAITOR WHO TRIED TO DESTROY THE EMPEROR? 40 00:01:46,874 --> 00:01:48,276 - GET HIM! 41 00:01:49,510 --> 00:01:50,444 both: [grunt] 42 00:01:53,247 --> 00:01:54,182 - HUH! 43 00:01:57,318 --> 00:01:58,586 OH! 44 00:01:58,619 --> 00:02:02,190 - [groans] 45 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:04,192 - NOW, YOU UNWORTHY SOAP-MONGERS, 46 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,760 DIRECT ME TO THE KUNG FU MASTER KNOWN AS SHIFU. 47 00:02:06,794 --> 00:02:09,597 - SHIFU? HE--HE'S IN THE VALLEY OF PEACE. 48 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:13,201 - HE SHALL BE MY NEXT MISERABLE VICTIM. 49 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,868 - WAIT. 50 00:02:14,902 --> 00:02:19,707 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "NEXT VICTIM"? 51 00:02:22,210 --> 00:02:23,844 [guards groaning] 52 00:02:23,877 --> 00:02:28,616 - [laughs] 53 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,318 - GREETINGS, EVERYONE. 54 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:33,387 AND WELCOME TO THE FIRST-EVER TOURNAMENT OF THE SUN PENNANT. 55 00:02:33,421 --> 00:02:36,457 [crowd cheers] 56 00:02:36,490 --> 00:02:40,394 FEATURING THE DRAGON WARRIOR AND THE FURIOUS FIVE... 57 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:42,330 [cheering] 58 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:45,233 AGAINST THE VISITING MASTERS OF THE ONYX TEMPLE. 59 00:02:51,339 --> 00:02:55,243 - WHOA... [crowd "oohs"] 60 00:02:58,946 --> 00:03:01,315 [cheers and applause] 61 00:03:01,349 --> 00:03:04,252 - THE ESTEEMED MASTER CHAO WILL PRESENT THE WINNING TEAM 62 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:08,656 WITH A FABULOUS PRIZE SENT BY THE EMPEROR HIMSELF. 63 00:03:08,689 --> 00:03:10,491 - OOH, CHECK OUT THAT AWESOME BOX. 64 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,293 WE HAVE TO WIN IT! 65 00:03:12,326 --> 00:03:16,364 - PO, THE PRIZE ISN'T A BOX, IT'S WHAT'S INSIDE THE BOX. 66 00:03:16,397 --> 00:03:17,698 - OH. 67 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:20,434 BUT WE STILL GET TO KEEP THE BOX, THOUGH, RIGHT? 68 00:03:20,468 --> 00:03:22,403 - THE TOURNAMENT WILL BEGIN SHORTLY. 69 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:23,604 MASTERS... 70 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,374 PREPARE YOURSELVES. 71 00:03:26,407 --> 00:03:28,876 [crowd cheering] 72 00:03:28,909 --> 00:03:31,011 [back cracks] OOH. 73 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,548 - YOU JADE PALACE LOSERS ARE ABOUT TO GET SCHOOLED. 74 00:03:34,582 --> 00:03:36,850 - BIG TIME. IT'S GONNA BE EPIC. 75 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:38,386 - POP POP! 76 00:03:38,419 --> 00:03:40,288 - I'LL POP YOU, DORK FACE. 77 00:03:40,288 --> 00:03:43,691 - WE GOT A WORD FOR GUYS LIKE YOU. "NOT NICE." 78 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:46,294 [overlapping chatter] 79 00:03:46,294 --> 00:03:48,028 - ENOUGH. 80 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:51,699 YOUR BEHAVIOR IS NOT BEFITTING MASTERS OF YOUR STATION. 81 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:54,935 - OH, RELAX, SHIFU. 82 00:03:54,968 --> 00:03:56,804 THE YOUNG PEOPLE ARE JUST LETTING OFF STEAM. 83 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:06,647 SURELY YOU REMEMBER WHAT THAT'S LIKE, DON'T YOU? 84 00:04:06,680 --> 00:04:08,048 - YOUR PARDON, MASTER. 85 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,651 BUT IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE I WAS THAT YOUNG. 86 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:11,885 - [chuckles] COME ON. 87 00:04:11,919 --> 00:04:13,020 IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT LONG AGO. 88 00:04:13,053 --> 00:04:17,758 - WELL, I HAPPEN TO KNOW FOR A FACT THAT SHIFU IS OVER... 89 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,893 [whispers] 90 00:04:19,927 --> 00:04:21,795 - WAS ANYONE EVEN ALIVE BACK THEN? 91 00:04:21,829 --> 00:04:23,331 [laughter] 92 00:04:23,331 --> 00:04:26,934 - SHIFU, EVERYONE GETS OLDER. 93 00:04:26,967 --> 00:04:27,901 WHICH REMINDS ME... 94 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:32,340 THE EMPEROR SENT A SPECIAL GIFT JUST FOR YOU. 95 00:04:36,477 --> 00:04:39,447 [laughter] 96 00:04:41,449 --> 00:04:42,983 - THANK YOU, MASTER CHAO, 97 00:04:43,016 --> 00:04:45,619 BUT I ASSURE YOU MY EYES ARE JUST AS KEEN AS EVER. 98 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,821 NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME... 99 00:04:47,855 --> 00:04:50,090 OOF! 100 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:53,361 I INTENDED TO DO THAT. 101 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:57,965 [banging, crashing, glass shattering] 102 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:09,943 - NOW, YOU'D ALL BETTER GET READY. 103 00:05:09,977 --> 00:05:11,512 UH, PO. 104 00:05:11,545 --> 00:05:14,815 MAY I SPEAK TO YOU ABOUT A PERSONAL MATTER? 105 00:05:19,052 --> 00:05:21,389 - GAH! CHAO'S RIGHT. 106 00:05:21,422 --> 00:05:22,723 I AM OLD. 107 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:25,393 - PO, I NEED YOUR ADVICE. 108 00:05:25,393 --> 00:05:26,627 - ABOUT WHAT, MASTER CHAO? 109 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,962 - WELL, SADLY, AN OLD FRIEND OF OURS 110 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:31,865 HAS FINALLY OUTLIVED HIS USEFULNESS. 111 00:05:31,899 --> 00:05:33,000 - WHA--WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 112 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:35,836 REALLY? 113 00:05:35,869 --> 00:05:37,705 WELL, HE MIGHT BE A LITTLE RUSTY, BUT... 114 00:05:37,738 --> 00:05:40,408 - HE REALLY CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT ANYMORE. 115 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:41,409 - [scoffs] 116 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,043 - IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE. 117 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:46,414 BUT HIS REPLACEMENT WILL HAVE TO BE NEWER, COOLER, 118 00:05:46,447 --> 00:05:50,083 AND INCREDIBLY MORE AWESOME, AS YOU WOULD SAY. 119 00:05:50,117 --> 00:05:54,154 - NO PROBLEM, MASTER CHAO. I'M JUST THE GUY TO DO IT. 120 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:57,525 - THEY'RE GOING TO REPLACE ME. 121 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:01,762 CHAO WANTS SOMEONE COOLER, MORE AWESOME, MORE MODERN. 122 00:06:01,795 --> 00:06:03,864 I CAN'T BE ANY OF THOSE THINGS. 123 00:06:03,897 --> 00:06:06,166 - NOPE. 124 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,502 - OR CAN I? - NOPE. 125 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:12,840 - THAT'S IT, ZHENG! OF COURSE! I'LL BE YOUNG! 126 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,107 - NOPE? 127 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,910 [crowd cheering] - WE ARE READY TO BEGIN. 128 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:21,482 EACH TEAM SHALL RACE THROUGH THE FOREST TO THE TAI YANG TEMPLE. 129 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:24,785 THERE, THEY SHALL DO BATTLE FOR THE SUN PENNANT. 130 00:06:24,818 --> 00:06:26,920 ARE THE ONYX MASTERS READY? 131 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:31,559 AND THE JADE PALACE? 132 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:34,962 - READY, MASTER CHAO. AND SO ARE THE FURIOUS FIVE. 133 00:06:34,995 --> 00:06:37,465 - MAKE THAT THE FURIOUS SIX. 134 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:40,901 - SHAKA-BOOBIE. 135 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:43,036 all: WHAT? 136 00:06:43,070 --> 00:06:45,473 - GOSH, SHIFU, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 137 00:06:45,506 --> 00:06:47,641 - JUST RELAX YOUR FLAPS, MASTER CHAO. 138 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:48,876 I'M JOINING THE TOURNAMENT. 139 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,878 all: OOH. 140 00:06:50,911 --> 00:06:54,815 - BUT--BUT SHIFU, THE GAMES ARE FOR THE YOUNG PEOPLE, 141 00:06:54,848 --> 00:06:56,950 THE JUNIOR MASTERS. 142 00:06:56,984 --> 00:06:58,652 - LET'S ASK MY PEA PODS. 143 00:06:58,686 --> 00:07:01,589 WHO WANTS TO SEE THE SHEEFSTER IN THE TOURNEY? 144 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,591 - EH, OH, WHATEVER. - UH, OKAY. 145 00:07:03,624 --> 00:07:05,959 [applause] 146 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,127 - [chuckles] UH, MASTER, 147 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:09,830 YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 148 00:07:09,863 --> 00:07:11,565 - CHECK IT OUT, LARGE AND IN CHARGE. 149 00:07:11,599 --> 00:07:15,235 I'LL SHOW YOU AND MASTER CHAO THAT I STILL GOTS THE MOVES. 150 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:17,605 WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP... 151 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:21,241 - UH, WHY IS SHIFU WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP-ING? 152 00:07:21,274 --> 00:07:23,744 - UH, GUYS, UH, WE NEED TO BE SUPPORTIVE 153 00:07:23,777 --> 00:07:26,514 OF SHIFU'S APPARENT MIDLIFE CRISIS. 154 00:07:28,516 --> 00:07:29,917 - WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP-WHOOP-WHOOP, 155 00:07:29,950 --> 00:07:31,552 WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP! 156 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:33,020 - I'M SCARED. 157 00:07:33,053 --> 00:07:34,588 - WHAT ABOUT THE EMPEROR'S PRIZE? 158 00:07:34,622 --> 00:07:35,589 I DON'T WANNA BLOW THAT! 159 00:07:35,623 --> 00:07:37,991 - RELAX. IT'S SHIFU. 160 00:07:38,025 --> 00:07:39,693 HE COULD STILL BRING THE BUTT-WHOOP. 161 00:07:39,727 --> 00:07:40,861 UH, MASTER CHAO... 162 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:42,262 - WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP, WHOOP... 163 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:44,097 - WE'D BE TOTALLY HONORED TO HAVE SHIFU ON OUR TEAM. 164 00:07:44,131 --> 00:07:46,600 RIGHT, GUYS? 165 00:07:46,634 --> 00:07:48,736 UH, THAT MEANS YES. 166 00:07:50,070 --> 00:07:51,939 - BOOYAH. 167 00:07:51,972 --> 00:07:53,974 - OH, BOY. 168 00:07:54,007 --> 00:07:58,045 - EH, THIS IS A BIT ODD, BUT OKAY. 169 00:07:58,078 --> 00:07:59,647 ON YOUR MARKS... 170 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:03,551 - GRANDPA WON'T HELP YOU LOSERS. YOU'RE GOING DOWN. 171 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:06,587 - THIS SCENE IS ABOUT TO GET FRUGGIE. 172 00:08:06,620 --> 00:08:08,021 - NOT REALLY A WORD. 173 00:08:08,055 --> 00:08:10,023 OH, SNARP! 174 00:08:10,057 --> 00:08:12,192 - FIRST TEAM TO RETURN TO THIS SPOT 175 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:14,562 WITH THE SUN PENNANT WINS. 176 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:15,629 BEGIN! 177 00:08:15,663 --> 00:08:18,832 [crowd cheering] 178 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:23,671 THIS IS A VERY STRANGE VILLAGE. 179 00:08:23,704 --> 00:08:26,974 - AND IT JUST GOT STRANGER. 180 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,108 - PAI MEI! 181 00:08:28,141 --> 00:08:30,878 - YOU GAPE LIKE A TOAD FROM YOUR RIDICULOUS LIZARD MOUTH. 182 00:08:30,911 --> 00:08:32,613 YOUR BEADY EYES CREEP ME OUT, 183 00:08:32,646 --> 00:08:34,715 AND THAT GAUDY TUNIC MAKES YOUR HIPS LOOK FAT. 184 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:38,652 [laughs evilly] 185 00:08:38,686 --> 00:08:40,588 SERIOUSLY, I NEVER LIKED YOU. 186 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:56,604 - KEEP MOVING. WE'VE GOTTA CATCH UP! 187 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:57,738 - WE LOST 'EM. 188 00:08:57,771 --> 00:09:01,208 - NO, WE DIDN'T. 189 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:06,246 all: [grunting] 190 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:09,683 - OH! 191 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:13,353 all: [grunt, groan] 192 00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:15,723 - LATER, KUNG FOOLS. 193 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:18,058 - I HATE THOSE GUYS. 194 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,126 [leaves rustling] 195 00:09:19,159 --> 00:09:20,761 - SHA-GA-BA-- 196 00:09:20,794 --> 00:09:21,762 WHAT'D I MISS? 197 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:22,896 - WHERE WERE YOU? 198 00:09:22,930 --> 00:09:23,897 IT'S NOT MY FAULT. 199 00:09:23,931 --> 00:09:25,666 I WAS WAITING FOR SHIFU. 200 00:09:25,699 --> 00:09:26,667 [rustling] OH! 201 00:09:26,700 --> 00:09:27,768 OOF! 202 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:30,771 THIS STYLISH HAT IS BLOCKING MY PEEPERS. 203 00:09:30,804 --> 00:09:32,105 - TELL ME ABOUT IT. 204 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:35,375 - MASTER, I'M SORRY, BUT I-I-I'M JUST CONFUSED. 205 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,745 WHY EXACTLY ARE YOU DRESSED THIS WAY? 206 00:09:37,778 --> 00:09:39,212 - SNAPPY HATS ARE IN. 207 00:09:39,246 --> 00:09:42,049 JUST ASK THE MONKSTER OR BARON VON CRANINGTON. 208 00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:45,052 - THE BARON WOULD RATHER YOU DIDN'T. 209 00:09:45,085 --> 00:09:47,721 - MASTER, THOSE DUCKS ARE TOUGH. 210 00:09:47,755 --> 00:09:49,723 - THE PURPLE DUDE FEINTS TO HIS LEFT... 211 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:51,391 - OOF! - ATTACK ON THE RIGHT. 212 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,893 THE OTHERS HAVE A HITCH IN THEIR SPIN KICKS. 213 00:09:52,926 --> 00:09:54,061 - OOF! 214 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:56,063 - COUNTER WITH A JAB, AND YOU OWN 'EM. 215 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:58,065 - UH, YOU KNOW, HE'S RIGHT. 216 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,232 - SEE? 217 00:09:59,266 --> 00:10:00,901 MASTER SHIFU HAS SEEN IT ALL. 218 00:10:00,934 --> 00:10:03,336 HE CAN INSTANTLY ANALYZE ANY MOVE. 219 00:10:03,370 --> 00:10:06,740 - THAT'S WHAT THE SHEEFMEISTER GENERAL BRINGS TO THE PAR-TAY. 220 00:10:06,774 --> 00:10:10,678 POP, POP. 221 00:10:10,711 --> 00:10:11,544 - FOCUS, EVERYBODY. 222 00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,280 WE CAN BEAT THESE DUCKS TO THE TEMPLE 223 00:10:13,313 --> 00:10:15,683 IF WE USE STRATEGICALNESS. 224 00:10:15,716 --> 00:10:17,785 YOU GUYS RACE AHEAD AND AMBUSH 'EM. 225 00:10:17,818 --> 00:10:19,787 SHIFU, VIPER, AND ME'LL ATTACK FROM BEHIND. 226 00:10:19,820 --> 00:10:20,854 - [raspberries] 227 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,756 PLANS ARE FOR SQUARES. 228 00:10:22,790 --> 00:10:24,925 REBELS LIKE ME THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX. 229 00:10:24,958 --> 00:10:26,960 SHAKKA-BLAH, BITITY-BLAH. 230 00:10:26,994 --> 00:10:27,961 - MASTER SHIFU! 231 00:10:27,995 --> 00:10:31,264 WAIT! GAH! 232 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:34,702 - HE'S GOING THE WRONG WAY. - HUH. KIDS. 233 00:10:34,735 --> 00:10:38,105 - WE'VE GOT TO STAY IN THE RACE. 234 00:10:38,138 --> 00:10:39,673 - SHIFU! 235 00:10:39,707 --> 00:10:42,275 HANG ON! 236 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:45,212 - [chuckles] 237 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:03,864 - THERE'S THE FLAG! LET'S GO! 238 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:09,837 - WAAH! 239 00:11:09,870 --> 00:11:10,804 - [groans] 240 00:11:36,296 --> 00:11:39,232 - HUH? THE FLAG! 241 00:11:42,770 --> 00:11:46,039 - LOOKING FOR THIS? 242 00:11:46,073 --> 00:11:49,009 - AWW, SOMEONE'S LOST THEIR KITTY. 243 00:11:49,042 --> 00:11:52,345 - THIS'LL BE EASY. 244 00:11:52,379 --> 00:11:53,781 - WAAH! 245 00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:56,817 - OOF! - AH! 246 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,288 - YAH! [grunting] 247 00:12:01,321 --> 00:12:05,325 A HITCH IN HIS SPIN KICK, JUST LIKE SHIFU SAID. 248 00:12:11,899 --> 00:12:14,101 - [chuckles] 249 00:12:15,302 --> 00:12:17,537 - OH! 250 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:18,538 - [chuckles] 251 00:12:18,571 --> 00:12:19,807 WAAH! 252 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:23,076 HUH? 253 00:12:25,813 --> 00:12:29,216 - YAH! 254 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,918 - [grunting] 255 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,922 - WE'RE STILL OUTNUMBERED. WHERE'S PO? 256 00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:36,223 - THEY SHOULD BE IN PLACE BY NOW. 257 00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,091 "B" TEAM, ATTACK! 258 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:44,431 ANY...TIME...NOW. 259 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:45,999 - HAAA! 260 00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,234 - DARN. 261 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,568 [groans] 262 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:49,970 - OH! 263 00:12:50,003 --> 00:12:51,338 - AAH! 264 00:12:54,441 --> 00:12:55,843 - WAAH! 265 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:00,580 - YOU'RE LATE. 266 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,850 - WE WERE TRYING TO FIND SHIFU. 267 00:13:02,883 --> 00:13:04,852 - HE RAN OFF. AGAIN. 268 00:13:04,885 --> 00:13:05,853 - OOH! - OOH! 269 00:13:10,557 --> 00:13:13,894 - WAAH! 270 00:13:13,927 --> 00:13:15,863 SLAMMA PAJAMA! 271 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:18,298 THE SHEEFSTER'S STILL GOT THE MOVES. 272 00:13:18,331 --> 00:13:19,967 - [laughs] 273 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,002 NICE, MASTER. UP HIGH. 274 00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:23,003 - [back cracks] ARGH. 275 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:25,873 MY BACK. 276 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,141 WHOA, BUMMER. 277 00:13:28,175 --> 00:13:30,443 - MASTER SHIFU! 278 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:32,445 all: [shouting] 279 00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,981 - NO HANDS! 280 00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,949 all: [scream] 281 00:13:38,185 --> 00:13:42,155 [groaning] 282 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,456 - IS... 283 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:44,892 IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT? 284 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:46,894 - BEEN BETTER. 285 00:13:46,927 --> 00:13:49,462 - SHAKE IT OFF, GUYS. 286 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:50,931 THE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT 287 00:13:50,964 --> 00:13:53,000 MASTER SHIFU CAPTURED THE SUN PENNANT! 288 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,935 WE WIN! YES! 289 00:13:54,968 --> 00:13:58,005 - YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, PANDA. WE... 290 00:13:58,038 --> 00:13:59,239 WAIT, THE PENNANT! 291 00:13:59,272 --> 00:14:00,908 WHERE IS IT? 292 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:04,511 all: [laugh] - HA! 293 00:14:04,544 --> 00:14:06,914 - OH, SNARP. 294 00:14:06,914 --> 00:14:08,581 [laughter] 295 00:14:08,615 --> 00:14:09,983 - NO! 296 00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,152 - I THOUGHT I HAD IT. 297 00:14:12,185 --> 00:14:13,987 - MASTER SHIFU, WHAT? 298 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,323 - OH! WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING? 299 00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,225 YOU AND CHAO HAVE PROVED YOUR POINT. 300 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,327 I'M RUSTY. CAN'T TAKE THE HEAT. 301 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:22,495 - MASTER, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 302 00:14:22,529 --> 00:14:26,333 - I OVERHEARD PO AND MASTER CHAO PLANNING MY RETIREMENT. 303 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,035 THEY WANT TO REPLACE ME. 304 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:30,403 AND AFTER THIS HUMILIATION, THEY'LL GET THEIR WISH. 305 00:14:30,437 --> 00:14:34,341 - REPLACE YOU? WHAT? WE'D NEVER-- 306 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,675 OH, MASTER! 307 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:36,609 NO! 308 00:14:36,643 --> 00:14:39,079 MASTER CHAO WAS TALKING ABOUT AN OLD WOK. 309 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:42,282 - WAIT, YOU'VE BEEN CARRYING THAT AROUND THIS WHOLE TIME? 310 00:14:42,315 --> 00:14:43,416 - WHAT? 311 00:14:43,450 --> 00:14:44,651 - A WOK? 312 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:48,021 - YEAH, IT'S RUSTED AND WORN OUT AND HE WANTED TO REPLACE IT. 313 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,690 IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. 314 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:52,592 - I... 315 00:14:52,625 --> 00:14:54,361 [sighs] 316 00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:56,964 I REALLY AM AN OLD FOOL. 317 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,432 I'M SORRY I COST YOU YOUR VICTORY. 318 00:15:01,068 --> 00:15:03,136 [back cracks] OOH! 319 00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:06,073 - BUT, MASTER SHIFU... 320 00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,540 - EH, DRAGON WARRIOR! 321 00:15:07,574 --> 00:15:09,209 [sighs] 322 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,078 - MASTER CHAO? - [groans] 323 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:18,385 - [grunts] A WOK! STUPID! 324 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:22,222 OLD, DECREPIT, ANCIENT, I-- 325 00:15:22,255 --> 00:15:25,225 - [groans] 326 00:15:25,258 --> 00:15:29,229 - THE ONYX MASTERS. HOW? 327 00:15:29,262 --> 00:15:30,397 - [blows] 328 00:15:30,430 --> 00:15:31,464 - PAI MEI. 329 00:15:31,498 --> 00:15:34,567 - THEY WERE LIKE GOPHERS WHO ESCAPED FROM A WEASEL, 330 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,570 ONLY TO BE SEIZED BY AN EAGLE. 331 00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:40,240 [laughs] 332 00:15:40,273 --> 00:15:43,243 IF THE METAPHOR IS UNCLEAR, I AM THE EAGLE, AND YOU... 333 00:15:43,276 --> 00:15:45,445 ARE NOW MY PREY. 334 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:57,124 - I WARN YOU, PAI MEI, I BEAT YOU ONCE, AND I'LL DO IT AGAIN. 335 00:15:57,157 --> 00:15:59,159 - YOU GOT LUCKY AND YOU KNOW IT. 336 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,527 YOUR SKILL WAS ALWAYS OVERRATED. 337 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:03,130 PLUS, EVERYONE SAID YOU HAD A LOVELY SINGING VOICE. 338 00:16:03,163 --> 00:16:04,497 BUT IT WAS NOT SO! 339 00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:15,375 - [back cracks] OOH, OH... 340 00:16:15,408 --> 00:16:17,210 AH! 341 00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:23,183 - TIME HAS NOT BEEN KIND TO YOU, SHIFU. 342 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:26,786 I REMEMBER US AS WE ONCE WERE LONG AGO... 343 00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,721 - I'M FAMILIAR WITH THE STORY. 344 00:16:28,755 --> 00:16:32,359 - I KNOW! BUT I WISH TO DRAMATICALLY RECOUNT IT. 345 00:16:32,392 --> 00:16:36,163 I WAS CHINA'S DEADLIEST, MOST ABUSIVE KUNG FU MASTER! 346 00:16:36,196 --> 00:16:39,366 AGAINST MY IRON FISTS AND SCORNFUL BANTER, 347 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:40,633 ALL WERE HELPLESS. 348 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:42,335 THE EMPEROR HIMSELF GREW JEALOUS. 349 00:16:42,369 --> 00:16:46,573 HE SOUGHT TO PROTECT HIMSELF AGAINST ME. 350 00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,209 BUT I STRUCK FIRST. 351 00:16:51,844 --> 00:16:53,646 ONLY TO BE STOPPED... 352 00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,648 BY YOU! 353 00:16:55,682 --> 00:16:59,119 I WAS DISGRACED AND FORCED INTO EXILE. 354 00:16:59,152 --> 00:17:02,089 BUT IN MY LONELY EXILE, I'VE LEARNED KUNG FU SECRETS 355 00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,157 BEYOND YOUR FEEBLE COMPREHENSION. 356 00:17:11,598 --> 00:17:13,700 - THE FIVE-FINGERED BLAST PUNCH. 357 00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:15,668 I SEE YOU'VE MASTERED ITS SECRET. 358 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:18,205 - YOU WILL DO MORE THAN SEE. 359 00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:19,772 YOU WILL FEEL, HEAR, TASTE, 360 00:17:19,806 --> 00:17:23,110 POSSIBLY EVEN SMELL THE SECRET AS WELL! 361 00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:24,411 [laughs evilly] 362 00:17:24,444 --> 00:17:26,413 - [grunts] 363 00:17:26,446 --> 00:17:28,715 - PO! - SHAKA-BOOBIE! 364 00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:33,586 OH! OH, SNARP. 365 00:17:33,620 --> 00:17:36,123 - NO! - [laughing] 366 00:17:36,156 --> 00:17:38,425 - YAH! 367 00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:41,261 - OH, NO! STAY BACK! 368 00:17:41,294 --> 00:17:42,262 - GOTCHA! 369 00:17:42,295 --> 00:17:44,797 OH! 370 00:17:44,831 --> 00:17:45,798 [grunting] 371 00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,135 - DON'T! 372 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:51,771 - ENOUGH! 373 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:53,173 - PO! [back cracks] 374 00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:54,741 - HUH! AH! 375 00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:57,410 [wok bongs] - [groans] 376 00:17:57,444 --> 00:18:00,213 - HA! 377 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:04,217 WHOA! 378 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,153 AAH! 379 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:08,788 OW! 380 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:10,157 AAH! 381 00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:12,359 - NO! 382 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:22,535 STOP! ALL OF YOU! [back cracks] 383 00:18:33,213 --> 00:18:34,181 all: OH! 384 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:38,551 - NO! 385 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,490 - OOF! 386 00:18:43,523 --> 00:18:46,593 - LIKE ALL PANDAS, YOU ARE FAT AND FULL OF EUCALYPTUS. 387 00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:50,797 NOW, FEAST UPON THE MINTY TASTE OF DOOM. 388 00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:52,299 EH... 389 00:18:52,332 --> 00:18:53,833 - PAI MEI, 390 00:18:53,866 --> 00:18:57,437 FORGIVE A DODDERING OLD FOOL AND HIS STUDENTS. 391 00:18:57,470 --> 00:19:01,208 YOUR POWER--[coughs] IS TOO GREAT. 392 00:19:01,208 --> 00:19:02,842 - HMM? 393 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:06,479 YOUR UNWORTHY VOICE CONTINUES TO BEFOUL MY EARS. 394 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,348 BUT WHAT YOU SPEAK IS THE TRUTH. 395 00:19:08,381 --> 00:19:10,217 - SPARE THEM, PAI MEI. 396 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,319 DESTROY ME INSTEAD. 397 00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:16,223 AS YOU SAY, I AM OLD AND-- 398 00:19:16,256 --> 00:19:19,226 - UH, I'M OVER HERE. 399 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,228 - OF COURSE. 400 00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:24,697 I AM OLD AND AT THE END OF MY LIFE. 401 00:19:24,731 --> 00:19:27,367 - THAT'S NOT TRUE, MASTER SHIFU. 402 00:19:27,400 --> 00:19:28,568 YOU'RE STILL YOUNG AND VITAL. 403 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,370 - YOU'RE WRONG, PO. 404 00:19:30,403 --> 00:19:32,372 YOU OPENED MY EYES TODAY. 405 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,674 I AM OLD. 406 00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:37,844 - UH... 407 00:19:37,877 --> 00:19:40,380 - WHA? 408 00:19:40,413 --> 00:19:43,383 - [clears throat] 409 00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:44,384 - UH... 410 00:19:44,417 --> 00:19:46,253 - [sighs] 411 00:19:46,286 --> 00:19:50,890 OLD AND FEEBLE. 412 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:51,924 - OH! 413 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:52,925 YEAH. 414 00:19:52,959 --> 00:19:56,429 HE'S-- HE'S PRETTY OLD. 415 00:19:56,463 --> 00:20:01,368 - YEAH. WHAT DO YOU SAY? 416 00:20:01,401 --> 00:20:03,736 - AH, YOU ARE HARDLY WORTH FIGHTING. 417 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:06,273 YOU REMIND ME OF MY GRANDFATHER. 418 00:20:06,306 --> 00:20:07,440 - THAT'S NICE. 419 00:20:07,474 --> 00:20:09,409 - I HATED MY GRANDFATHER! 420 00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,209 - OOH! 421 00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:13,580 - [gasps] 422 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,719 UNLIKE YOU, MY GREAT LEARNING HAS KEPT ME YOUNG. 423 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,922 - YOUR ARTISTRY IS TRULY MAGNIFICENT. 424 00:20:22,955 --> 00:20:24,391 I... 425 00:20:24,424 --> 00:20:27,527 I WOULD BE HONORED IF YOU WOULD FINISH ME 426 00:20:27,560 --> 00:20:29,729 WITH YOUR BLAST PUNCH. 427 00:20:29,762 --> 00:20:31,564 - [chuckles evilly] 428 00:20:31,598 --> 00:20:34,801 DONE. 429 00:20:34,834 --> 00:20:35,802 RAH! 430 00:20:35,835 --> 00:20:38,905 OH-- [rocks rumbling] 431 00:20:38,938 --> 00:20:43,443 - SORRY. MY OLD, WEAK LEGS GAVE OUT. TRY IT AGAIN. 432 00:20:45,345 --> 00:20:48,648 - [grunts] 433 00:20:48,681 --> 00:20:50,750 - I FLINCHED. 434 00:20:50,783 --> 00:20:53,320 - [grunts] 435 00:20:58,791 --> 00:21:03,463 [panting] 436 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:06,566 WAIT, YOU HAVE MISLED ME WITH LIES FROM YOUR FACE. 437 00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:08,935 YOU ARE NOT OLD OR FEEBLE. 438 00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:13,606 - NO. IN FACT, I'M FEELING PRETTY SPRYTASTIC! 439 00:21:13,640 --> 00:21:15,508 - [gasps] 440 00:21:15,542 --> 00:21:17,744 [groans] - YES! 441 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:21,581 - I JUST NEEDED A LITTLE TIME TO ANALYZE YOUR MOVES. 442 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,350 - WHAT? - HOI-CHA! 443 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:26,886 - [groans] 444 00:21:34,661 --> 00:21:37,430 OH! 445 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:39,366 - CLASS DISMISSED. 446 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:40,667 [rocks rumbling] 447 00:21:40,700 --> 00:21:45,505 - [screams] 448 00:21:45,538 --> 00:21:46,939 [grunts] 449 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:48,375 [groans] 450 00:21:48,375 --> 00:21:49,942 - [blows] 451 00:21:49,976 --> 00:21:51,944 - AWESOME! - IMPRESSIVE. 452 00:21:51,978 --> 00:21:55,482 - [inhales] 453 00:21:55,515 --> 00:21:56,716 THANKS. 454 00:22:00,520 --> 00:22:03,390 - AND NOW, CONGRATULATIONS TO OUR TEAMS. 455 00:22:03,390 --> 00:22:05,825 [cheers and applause] 456 00:22:08,561 --> 00:22:11,498 - I BELIEVE YOU DROPPED THIS. - SHIFU! 457 00:22:11,531 --> 00:22:13,966 - WINNING IS ONLY ONE PART OF THE COMPETITION, PO. 458 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:16,403 - YEAH, AND THE OTHER PART IS LOSING. 459 00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:22,642 - WE SHOWED YOU, JADE PALACE LOSERS! 460 00:22:22,675 --> 00:22:24,977 - HMM. I CHANGED MY MIND. 461 00:22:25,011 --> 00:22:26,479 ducks: OH... 462 00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:29,916 - WE WON A BOX! WE WON A-- 463 00:22:29,949 --> 00:22:31,518 OH, RIGHT. 464 00:22:33,686 --> 00:22:36,523 SWEET! 465 00:22:36,556 --> 00:22:39,526 - THAT IS A NICE BOX. 466 00:22:39,559 --> 00:22:41,661 - WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, SHIFU? 467 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,863 I WOULD NEVER TRY TO REPLACE YOU. 468 00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:46,433 WITH AGE COMES WISDOM. 469 00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,435 - I KNOW, MASTER CHAO. 470 00:22:48,435 --> 00:22:51,538 I SUPPOSE I LET MY IMAGINATION RUN AWAY WITH ME. 471 00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:53,440 BUT IF YOU EVER CHANGE YOUR MIND, 472 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,842 JUST REMEMBER OLD WARRIORS LIKE ME 473 00:22:55,875 --> 00:22:58,945 ARE A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH. 474 00:22:58,978 --> 00:23:00,012 OW! 475 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,081 all: OOH... 476 00:23:02,114 --> 00:23:04,083 - HAS ANYONE SEEN MY GLASSES? 30778

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