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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,701 --> 00:00:02,703 - WA-CHA! HIYA! 2 00:00:02,736 --> 00:00:07,375 - AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:07,408 --> 00:00:09,677 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:09,710 --> 00:00:10,678 [gong rings] 5 00:00:10,711 --> 00:00:13,581 * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:13,614 --> 00:00:17,085 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,686 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:20,688 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:20,721 --> 00:00:22,090 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:22,123 --> 00:00:24,058 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:24,092 --> 00:00:25,526 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:25,559 --> 00:00:27,228 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:30,098 [scatting] 14 00:00:30,131 --> 00:00:33,534 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:33,567 --> 00:00:35,236 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 16 00:00:35,269 --> 00:00:37,105 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 17 00:00:37,138 --> 00:00:38,772 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:38,806 --> 00:00:41,409 [scatting] 19 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:44,112 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 20 00:00:44,145 --> 00:00:45,446 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 21 00:00:45,479 --> 00:00:47,081 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 22 00:00:47,115 --> 00:00:48,449 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE * 23 00:00:48,482 --> 00:00:49,683 OOH! AH! OOH! 24 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:53,121 * KUNG FU PANDA 25 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:55,256 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 26 00:00:55,289 --> 00:00:56,090 SWEET! 27 00:01:08,169 --> 00:01:09,670 [thunderous stomping] 28 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:12,473 - LEGEND TELLS OF THE AWESOMELY AWESOME GIANT, 29 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:15,676 CHARITABLE CHAN! 30 00:01:15,709 --> 00:01:18,646 HE SOUGHT OUT THE RICH AND FANCY, 31 00:01:18,679 --> 00:01:22,516 DISTRIBUTING THEIR SHINY COINS TO THOSE IN NEED, 32 00:01:22,550 --> 00:01:24,385 KNOWING THAT THERE WAS NOTHING BETTER THAN THOSE WHO HAVE 33 00:01:24,418 --> 00:01:27,155 GIVING TO THOSE WHO DO NOT AND SO... 34 00:01:27,155 --> 00:01:32,226 [scatting dramatically] 35 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,496 [coins jingling] 36 00:01:35,529 --> 00:01:37,531 - I'M GUESSING YOU'RE ASKING FOR A DONATION. 37 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:39,367 - FOR THE NEW CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL. 38 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,334 GOOD CAUSE. [chuckles] 39 00:01:40,368 --> 00:01:42,636 I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO GIVE TILL IT HURTS. 40 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:44,538 OWW! 41 00:01:44,572 --> 00:01:47,575 YOU! HURTS YOU! 42 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:51,512 - SOUNDS AWESOME. - GOOD JOB, PO. 43 00:01:51,545 --> 00:01:54,182 - UH, SORRY, PO. I SPENT MY LAST FEW COINS 44 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:57,351 ON A NEW NASAL IRRIGATOR. AIN'T SHE A BEAUT? 45 00:01:59,653 --> 00:02:03,591 BUT, UH, I'D BE HAPPY TO DONATE MY SERVICES IN ANY WAY I CAN. 46 00:02:03,624 --> 00:02:04,592 UH, EXCUSE ME. 47 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:09,530 [spraying] [mucusy sloshing] 48 00:02:10,598 --> 00:02:12,833 [strained honk] 49 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:16,604 - WAIT A MINUTE, GREAT IDEA! 50 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:18,539 WE CAN ALL DONATE OUR SERVICES! 51 00:02:18,572 --> 00:02:20,241 - WHICH MEANS? 52 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:25,413 - WE'LL HOLD A JADE PALACE FANCY PANTS AUCTION! 53 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:27,648 - YOU MEAN GET PEOPLE TO BID MONEY ON US? 54 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:30,618 - RIGHT. WHOEVER BIDS THE MOST GETS TO SPEND THE DAY 55 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,420 WITH THEIR FAVORITE KUNG FU MASTER. 56 00:02:32,453 --> 00:02:34,922 IS THAT AN INCREDIBLY AWESOME IDEA OR WHAT? 57 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:37,725 - I DOUBT MASTER SHIFU WOULD APPROVE. 58 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:38,859 - HE WON'T KNOW. 59 00:02:38,892 --> 00:02:40,461 HE'S OFF ON HIS YEARLY PILGRIMAGE 60 00:02:40,494 --> 00:02:41,929 TO ENHANCE HIS SPIRITUAL POWERS. 61 00:02:41,962 --> 00:02:43,697 - [relaxed sighing] 62 00:02:43,731 --> 00:02:44,765 JUST A LITTLE TO THE LEFT. 63 00:02:44,798 --> 00:02:46,867 THERE--AH! THANK YOU. 64 00:02:46,900 --> 00:02:49,537 - YEAH, NO AUCTION FOR ME, PO. 65 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:51,572 WHAT IF MRS. YOON BIDS ON ME? 66 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:55,276 I'D HAVE TO SPEND THE DAY WITH HER. 67 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:57,245 SHE SMELLS LIKE PASTE! 68 00:02:57,245 --> 00:02:58,579 PASTE! 69 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:00,681 - COME ON, YOU GUYS ARE THE FURIOUS FIVE. 70 00:03:00,714 --> 00:03:03,784 WHERE'S YOUR FURIOUS FEISTINESS? 71 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:10,691 OH, OKAY. I GET IT. 72 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:13,394 I'LL OBVIOUSLY FETCH THE HIGHEST DONATION, 73 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,596 'CAUSE I'M THE MOST POPULAR KUNG FU MASTER. 74 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,766 YOU GUYS ARE JUST SCARED THAT YOU'LL GET SMOKED. 75 00:03:20,368 --> 00:03:22,603 - MOST POPULAR KUNG FU DOOFUS IS MORE LIKE IT. 76 00:03:22,636 --> 00:03:24,605 I'M IN. - IT'S ON, PANDA! 77 00:03:24,638 --> 00:03:26,640 - YOU'RE A GLUTTON FOR HUMILIATION. 78 00:03:26,674 --> 00:03:29,577 - YES! ANOTHER VICTORY FOR CHARITABLE CHAN! 79 00:03:29,610 --> 00:03:31,412 [scatting dramatically] - STOP THAT. 80 00:03:31,445 --> 00:03:32,446 - YEAH. 81 00:03:37,651 --> 00:03:40,888 - HELLO! AND WELCOME TO THE JADE PALACE 82 00:03:40,921 --> 00:03:44,758 MASTER OF KUNG FU CHARITY AUCTION! 83 00:03:44,792 --> 00:03:45,626 [crowd cheers] 84 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:48,629 BROUGHT TO YOU BY PING'S NOODLE SHOP. 85 00:03:48,662 --> 00:03:51,365 THIS WEEK ONLY, ALL NOODLE SOUP PROFITS 86 00:03:51,399 --> 00:03:53,767 GO DIRECTLY TO THE NEW CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL. 87 00:03:53,801 --> 00:03:55,803 all: YAY! 88 00:03:55,836 --> 00:03:57,805 - BUT NOT DESSERT PROFITS. 89 00:03:57,838 --> 00:03:58,672 all: AWW. 90 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:02,676 - BUT LET'S NOT GO CUCKOO CRAZY HERE. 91 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:05,679 HMM...OKAY, DESSERT PROFITS TOO. 92 00:04:05,713 --> 00:04:07,648 all: YAY! 93 00:04:07,681 --> 00:04:10,351 - OKAY, OKAY. LET'S GET RIGHT TO THE BIDDING. 94 00:04:10,384 --> 00:04:12,753 FIRST UP, MASTER TIGRESS! 95 00:04:12,786 --> 00:04:14,322 [cheers and applause] 96 00:04:14,322 --> 00:04:16,790 - WATCH AND LEARN, CHARITABLE CHUMP. 97 00:04:16,824 --> 00:04:19,727 - ACTUALLY, IT'S-- - HIYAA! 98 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:23,964 HIYA! [crowd oohs] 99 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:27,000 [grunting] 100 00:04:29,537 --> 00:04:32,573 [cheers and applause] 101 00:04:32,606 --> 00:04:33,807 - EH, I'VE SEEN BETTER. 102 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,843 - 20 YUAN! - 25! 103 00:04:35,876 --> 00:04:37,878 - 30! - UH, 30? 104 00:04:37,911 --> 00:04:39,680 GOING ONCE, TWICE-- 105 00:04:39,713 --> 00:04:40,881 - 40! 106 00:04:40,914 --> 00:04:42,816 [crowd oohs] 107 00:04:42,850 --> 00:04:45,553 - SOLD! YOU WIN A DAY WITH TIGRESS! 108 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:49,657 [cheers and applause] [children laughing] 109 00:04:49,690 --> 00:04:50,858 - 40 YUAN? 110 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:52,860 [scoffs] I CAN BEAT THAT. 111 00:04:52,893 --> 00:04:56,397 HUH! [crowd gasping] 112 00:04:56,430 --> 00:05:01,435 [grunting] 113 00:05:02,536 --> 00:05:04,438 - 35! - 40! 114 00:05:04,472 --> 00:05:06,374 - 50! [gavel bangs] 115 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:09,910 - DONE! 50 YUAN WINS A DAY WITH MONKEY... 116 00:05:09,943 --> 00:05:13,614 - TOLD YOU! - FOR MRS. YOON! 117 00:05:13,647 --> 00:05:15,082 - [deranged laughter] 118 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:18,886 - [groaning] PASTE! 119 00:05:18,919 --> 00:05:20,721 - 50 YUAN? [laughs] 120 00:05:20,754 --> 00:05:22,756 WOW, CRANE, YOU'VE GOT A HARD ACT TO FOLLOW. 121 00:05:22,790 --> 00:05:25,893 - OH, YEAH? YOU JUST WATCH. 122 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:30,764 - NEXT UP, MASTER CRANE! [crowd cheers] 123 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:33,801 [crowd gasping] 124 00:05:38,806 --> 00:05:41,575 [cheers and applause] 125 00:05:41,609 --> 00:05:42,876 [huge sneeze] 126 00:05:42,910 --> 00:05:45,713 [loud snorting] 127 00:05:45,746 --> 00:05:48,882 all: EW. 128 00:05:48,916 --> 00:05:52,753 - EXCUSE ME. A LOT OF ALLERGENS IN THE AIR. 129 00:05:52,786 --> 00:05:55,789 [strained honking] 130 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:58,492 IT'LL, UH, IT'LL CLEAR UP IN A SECOND. 131 00:05:58,526 --> 00:05:59,727 [loud sneeze] 132 00:06:02,596 --> 00:06:04,732 [repeated honking] 133 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,469 [huge sneeze] 134 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,805 [crowd groaning] [sneezing and honking] 135 00:06:11,839 --> 00:06:13,674 [harsh honk] 136 00:06:13,707 --> 00:06:17,611 [huge sneeze] [crowd groaning] 137 00:06:17,645 --> 00:06:19,947 - WELL, THAT WAS UNATTRACTIVE. 138 00:06:19,980 --> 00:06:23,684 OKAY, DO I HEAR 40? 139 00:06:23,717 --> 00:06:27,120 UH, 39? 140 00:06:27,154 --> 00:06:28,789 33? 141 00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:31,459 OH, REALLY? SEVEN? 142 00:06:31,459 --> 00:06:34,628 - COME ON, PEOPLE! WHAT'S WITH THE LIMP BIDDING? 143 00:06:34,662 --> 00:06:36,830 THIS IS MASTER CRANE WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! 144 00:06:36,864 --> 00:06:39,967 HE'S AWESOME. 145 00:06:40,000 --> 00:06:41,802 - UH, PO, PLEASE. IT'S, UH--I CAN-- 146 00:06:41,835 --> 00:06:43,136 - HOLD ON, BUDDY. 147 00:06:43,170 --> 00:06:45,873 I MEAN, YOU GOTTA LOVE THE LEGENDARY CRANE-STER. 148 00:06:45,906 --> 00:06:46,807 AM I RIGHT? 149 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:50,478 - WELL, ACTUALLY, HIS KUNG FU IS GREAT. 150 00:06:50,511 --> 00:06:52,012 [murmured agreement] 151 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:54,782 - BUT HE TELLS REALLY BORING STORIES. 152 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:56,884 - AND WE DON'T FIND HIM KID-RELATABLE. 153 00:06:56,917 --> 00:06:59,019 - THE SOUNDS FROM HIS NOSE HAUNT MY DREAMS! 154 00:06:59,052 --> 00:07:01,489 - WAIT! NONE OF THAT'S TRUE! 155 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,691 EXCEPT FOR MAYBE THE HAUNTED DREAMS PART. 156 00:07:03,724 --> 00:07:05,493 BUT CRANE'S SUPER-COOL. 157 00:07:05,526 --> 00:07:07,861 AND CHECK OUT THIS WICKED ACCESSORY! 158 00:07:07,895 --> 00:07:10,664 [sprays] YOWW! 159 00:07:10,698 --> 00:07:11,832 OOH, THAT STINGS! 160 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:14,101 WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO YOURSELF? 161 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:17,505 - THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SAYING! [murmured agreement] 162 00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:20,541 [crowd boos] 163 00:07:21,875 --> 00:07:27,014 - SORRY I RUINED YOUR AUCTION, PO. 164 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:29,016 - BUT CRANE, THEY DIDN'T... - [harsh honk] 165 00:07:29,049 --> 00:07:32,019 - MEAN TO... 166 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,021 THAT DIDN'T GO VERY WELL, DID IT? 167 00:07:34,054 --> 00:07:36,524 - OH, YOU FIGURE THAT ALL OUT BY YOURSELF? 168 00:07:36,524 --> 00:07:39,026 - THE PEOPLE ARE WATCHING. CONTINUE THE AUCTION. 169 00:07:39,059 --> 00:07:43,063 - LET'S KEEP THE, UH, GOOD TIMES ROLLING WITH THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 170 00:07:43,096 --> 00:07:45,165 [cheers and applause] 171 00:07:45,198 --> 00:07:49,102 [both giggle mockingly] 172 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:54,675 [somber music] 173 00:07:54,708 --> 00:08:02,115 * 174 00:08:04,918 --> 00:08:08,789 - OKAY, DRAGON WARRIOR, SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT! 175 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:12,059 [crowd gasps] 176 00:08:12,092 --> 00:08:16,029 - [evil laugh] 177 00:08:16,063 --> 00:08:18,899 YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK THAT PATHETIC CAGE 178 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:22,803 COULD HOLD ME, DID YOU? 179 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,574 - FEUNGHUANG! - SHE'S GOING TO ATTACK! 180 00:08:26,607 --> 00:08:29,209 - HANG ON...SHE MIGHT JUST BE HERE FOR THE AUCTION. 181 00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,579 [talons slice] 182 00:08:31,612 --> 00:08:34,047 LOOK OUT! [heavy crash] 183 00:08:34,081 --> 00:08:35,949 - [honks] 184 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:41,989 [screaming and panic] 185 00:08:45,826 --> 00:08:47,928 - PO, TIGRESS, WHAT HAPPENED? 186 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:51,031 - I'D BE HAPPY TO SHOW YOU! 187 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:52,666 - AHH! 188 00:08:52,900 --> 00:08:54,802 - HIYA! - [grunts] 189 00:08:57,938 --> 00:09:02,042 [grunting] 190 00:09:02,075 --> 00:09:03,811 - HOW PATHETIC. 191 00:09:03,844 --> 00:09:06,880 LET ME PUT YOU OUT OF YOUR MISERY. 192 00:09:08,649 --> 00:09:10,217 [talons shatter] 193 00:09:10,250 --> 00:09:12,686 OW! [groans] 194 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:15,723 - GUYS! HER TALONS! 195 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:21,695 THEY CAN'T CUT THROUGH IRON! 196 00:09:21,729 --> 00:09:24,197 [grunting] 197 00:09:28,135 --> 00:09:30,638 - HEY, THIS IS FOR YOU. PFFFT! 198 00:09:30,638 --> 00:09:31,705 [laughs] 199 00:09:31,739 --> 00:09:33,106 - [frustrated groan] 200 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:34,742 [metallic thud] - AHH! 201 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:40,213 - MY TALONS! MY BEAUTIFUL TALONS! 202 00:09:40,247 --> 00:09:41,682 - HIYAA! [grunts] 203 00:09:41,715 --> 00:09:44,652 - [screaming] 204 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:47,387 - HERE'S WHERE YOU SAY SOMETHING PITHY LIKE, "CURSE YOU!" 205 00:09:47,420 --> 00:09:49,122 OR "I'LL GET YOU!" 206 00:09:49,156 --> 00:09:53,694 OR, "THAT DIDN'T FEEL VERY GOOD ON MY FACE." 207 00:09:55,162 --> 00:09:56,930 - UHH! 208 00:09:56,964 --> 00:10:00,033 [ominous music] 209 00:10:00,067 --> 00:10:01,301 * 210 00:10:01,334 --> 00:10:04,404 - LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE DRAGON WARRIOR AND THE FURIOUS FIVE! 211 00:10:04,437 --> 00:10:06,807 [crowd cheering] 212 00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:10,711 - MORE LIKE THE FURIOUS FOUR! 213 00:10:10,744 --> 00:10:13,113 - I'M OKAY. I GOT THIS. 214 00:10:13,146 --> 00:10:15,415 [struggling] 215 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:18,652 [crowd laughing mockingly] 216 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:20,387 - HA HA. WHY DON'T YOU PAINT A PICTURE? 217 00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:23,056 IT'LL LAST LONGER. 218 00:10:23,090 --> 00:10:28,762 [crowd laughing] 219 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:30,664 - [laughs anxiously] 220 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,232 [loud honk] 221 00:10:32,265 --> 00:10:34,267 [thudding sounds] 222 00:10:37,170 --> 00:10:38,638 [groans] 223 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:47,280 [grunting] 224 00:10:50,383 --> 00:10:53,787 SORRY, GUYS. MY BAD. 225 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,288 [spear clatters] 226 00:10:55,322 --> 00:10:58,025 - FOCUS, CRANE. EVEN THOUGH SHE'S INJURED, 227 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:00,728 FEUNGHUANG WON'T BE EASY TO CAPTURE. 228 00:11:00,728 --> 00:11:03,731 WE HAVE TO GO AFTER HER. 229 00:11:06,767 --> 00:11:07,835 - OW. 230 00:11:07,868 --> 00:11:10,137 - JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE, PO. 231 00:11:10,170 --> 00:11:12,472 CRANE'S AN ACCOMPLISHED KUNG FU MASTER. 232 00:11:12,505 --> 00:11:14,742 HE'LL GET HIS CONFIDENCE BACK. 233 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:18,211 - YEAH, AND I THINK I HAVE A PLAN! 234 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:20,480 - YEAH, THAT'S NOT WHAT I-- 235 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:22,349 - HEY, BUDDY! [chuckles] 236 00:11:22,382 --> 00:11:24,151 UH, SORRY ABOUT YESTERDAY. 237 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:26,854 - OH, NO. IT WAS GOOD. 238 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:29,122 I REALIZE NOW THAT MY LIFE'S A LIE 239 00:11:29,156 --> 00:11:31,491 AND THE PEOPLE I'VE SWORN TO PROTECT THINK I'M A JOKE. 240 00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:34,762 THERE'S LOT OF ROOM FOR PERSONAL GROWTH HERE. 241 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:35,462 OW! 242 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,400 - CRANE! THEY JUST DON'T KNOW THE REAL YOU! 243 00:11:40,433 --> 00:11:43,804 BUT WE CAN SHOW THEM THE REAL YOU! 244 00:11:43,837 --> 00:11:45,305 - HOW? 245 00:11:45,338 --> 00:11:47,941 - BY TOTALLY CHANGING YOU! 246 00:11:49,509 --> 00:11:52,179 NOW YOU'RE WORKING IT! YOU'RE BAD! 247 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,348 AND I MEAN GOOD BAD BAD, NOT BAD BAD. 248 00:11:55,382 --> 00:11:58,185 JUST KEEP WORKING IT. YEAH! WORK IT! 249 00:11:58,218 --> 00:12:00,854 - UH, ARE YOU SURE THIS IS, UH, YOU KNOW, COOL? 250 00:12:00,888 --> 00:12:04,992 - YOU BET. NOW YOU'RE STYLING. 251 00:12:05,025 --> 00:12:07,828 [villagers snickering] 252 00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,397 - THEY'RE STILL SNICKERING AT ME. 253 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:13,500 - NO, THEY'RE NOT. THEY'RE SNICKERING WITH YOU. 254 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:16,804 TEA CUP'S HALF FULL, BUDDY. 255 00:12:16,804 --> 00:12:19,172 - WHO'S THE CRANE? OH, YEAH! 256 00:12:19,206 --> 00:12:21,809 THAT'S WHAT THE WATER FOWL BRINGS TO THE PARTY. 257 00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:24,912 - OH, YOU POOR THING. 258 00:12:24,945 --> 00:12:30,818 [mocking laughter] 259 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:39,292 - [anxious honking] 260 00:12:39,326 --> 00:12:41,228 AH! 261 00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:46,266 [laughter] 262 00:12:47,835 --> 00:12:50,103 [mumbling] ANY OTHER BRIGHT IDEAS? 263 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:51,438 - I DON'T UNDERSTAND. 264 00:12:51,471 --> 00:12:52,906 YOUR STRUTTING WAS FLAWLESS, 265 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,042 AND FU MANCHUS ARE THE NEW GOATEES. 266 00:12:55,075 --> 00:12:57,544 - THANKS, PO... 267 00:12:57,577 --> 00:12:58,879 AH! 268 00:12:58,912 --> 00:13:00,280 BUT IT'S NO USE. 269 00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:04,217 FACE IT... 270 00:13:04,251 --> 00:13:07,955 I'M A JOKE. 271 00:13:07,988 --> 00:13:10,958 [solemn music] 272 00:13:10,991 --> 00:13:15,062 * 273 00:13:15,095 --> 00:13:17,597 - OH, COME ON, CRANE. IT WASN'T THAT BAD. 274 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:21,001 THE MUSTACHE MAYBE, BUT THE HAT--IT LOOKED COOL! 275 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,936 - WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? 276 00:13:22,970 --> 00:13:24,872 FEUNGHUANG'S BEEN SPOTTED UP IN THE MOUNTAINS. 277 00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:26,606 - AND SHE'S STILL NURSING HER WING! 278 00:13:26,639 --> 00:13:27,875 - THIS IS OUR CHANCE TO CAPTURE HER. 279 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:31,144 COME ON, WE'VE GOTTA GET UP THERE WHILE SHE'S STILL WEAK. 280 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,612 - I... 281 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,882 I'M NOT GOING. - HUH? 282 00:13:34,915 --> 00:13:37,250 CRANE, NO! WE NEED YOU. 283 00:13:37,284 --> 00:13:40,954 - PO, YOU SAW ME FREEZE UP WHEN FEUNGHUANG ATTACKED, 284 00:13:40,988 --> 00:13:42,155 AND YOU HEARD EVERYONE LAUGHING 285 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:44,958 WHEN WE WENT DOWN TO THE VILLAGE. 286 00:13:44,992 --> 00:13:49,897 - SO? THAT'S SOMETHING. [laughs nervously] 287 00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,367 CRANE, WE'RE FRIENDS, AND BEING FRIENDS MEANS 288 00:13:54,401 --> 00:13:55,602 WE CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON EACH OTHER 289 00:13:55,635 --> 00:13:58,371 NO MATTER WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS. 290 00:13:58,405 --> 00:14:00,908 - SORRY, PO. 291 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:05,478 - CRANE. - PO... 292 00:14:05,512 --> 00:14:09,649 HE'S MADE HIS CHOICE. WE'VE GOTTA GET GOING. 293 00:14:09,682 --> 00:14:12,652 [melancholy music] 294 00:14:12,685 --> 00:14:16,489 * 295 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,998 [straining] 296 00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,934 - OOF! 297 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,635 - [gasps] 298 00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,237 - [grunts] 299 00:14:30,270 --> 00:14:33,273 [straining] 300 00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:38,511 - I HOPE MY STRENGTH HOLDS OUT! 301 00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:42,082 - I HOPE YOUR TAIL HOLDS OUT! 302 00:14:42,115 --> 00:14:43,683 - MONKEY, START PULLING! 303 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:46,386 [grunting] 304 00:14:47,687 --> 00:14:50,323 - THAT'S IT, COME RIGHT TO ME. 305 00:14:50,357 --> 00:14:53,360 I'M SO INJURED AND HELPLESS. 306 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,205 [talons slice] 307 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,573 [mountain rumbling] 308 00:15:06,606 --> 00:15:09,076 - ROCK SLIDE! - IT'S FEUNGHUANG! 309 00:15:09,109 --> 00:15:10,210 [grunting] 310 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:12,045 - IT'S A TRAP! 311 00:15:13,546 --> 00:15:15,282 - HIYA! - [grunts] 312 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:18,518 - I HAD TO MAKE MY TALONS EXTRA SHARP JUST FOR YOU. 313 00:15:18,551 --> 00:15:20,087 FLATTERED? 314 00:15:20,120 --> 00:15:21,088 [screeching] 315 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:24,391 [grunting] 316 00:15:25,658 --> 00:15:28,428 - I CAN'T REACH HER! OOF! 317 00:15:28,461 --> 00:15:29,462 - AHH! 318 00:15:29,496 --> 00:15:30,697 - [grunting] 319 00:15:30,730 --> 00:15:32,565 AHH! 320 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:36,536 - HIYA! - AHH! 321 00:15:36,569 --> 00:15:39,306 - TIGRESS! NOO! 322 00:15:39,539 --> 00:15:41,108 - AHH! - NOO! 323 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,575 - [screaming] 324 00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:43,510 - TIGRESS! 325 00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:45,312 - I GOT YOU! 326 00:15:45,345 --> 00:15:47,647 - [straining] 327 00:15:47,680 --> 00:15:49,516 - [gasps] 328 00:15:50,717 --> 00:15:52,485 - HIIIII.... all: AHH! 329 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:53,553 - YAH! 330 00:15:55,188 --> 00:15:57,024 - [gasps] - AHH! 331 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,491 [grunts] 332 00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:00,527 [grunting] 333 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:04,164 - IT'S OVER, PANDA! 334 00:16:04,197 --> 00:16:06,699 UP HERE, I HAVE THE ADVANTAGE. 335 00:16:06,733 --> 00:16:08,601 [talons slice] 336 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,171 [mountain rumbling] 337 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:14,774 - AND THAT, ZENG, IS HOW MY UNCLE DECIDED TO RE-INSULATE 338 00:16:14,807 --> 00:16:15,942 THE NEST WITH THATCHED REED 339 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:20,713 INSTEAD OF THE MORE POPULAR DOUBLED-UP BUNDLED STRAW. 340 00:16:20,747 --> 00:16:22,682 - [weak laugh] THAT'S VERY... 341 00:16:22,715 --> 00:16:24,717 INTERESTING, MASTER CRANE. 342 00:16:24,751 --> 00:16:26,686 - YOU KNOW, TRUE STORY ABOUT THATCHED REED-- 343 00:16:26,719 --> 00:16:28,488 - UH, MASTER CRANE? FORGIVE ME, 344 00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:33,393 BUT, UH, WHY DIDN'T YOU GO WITH THE OTHERS? 345 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:34,561 - BECAUSE I'M A JOKE, ZENG. 346 00:16:34,594 --> 00:16:37,464 AT ANY MOMENT, I COULD FREEZE UP. 347 00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:39,232 [strained honk] 348 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:41,501 AT LEAST HERE I CAN'T HURT ANYONE. 349 00:16:41,534 --> 00:16:43,503 [violent sneeze] 350 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:45,372 [distant rumbling] 351 00:16:45,405 --> 00:16:49,076 WHAT WAS THAT? 352 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:52,179 - MASTER, ISN'T THAT WHERE THE OTHERS WENT? 353 00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,647 SHOULDN'T WE DO SOMETHING? MASTER CRANE? 354 00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,748 WHAT DO WE DO? 355 00:16:55,782 --> 00:16:57,650 WHAT DO WE DO! 356 00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,219 - HA! [snorts] 357 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:00,320 WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU, 358 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:02,689 ALL THOSE VILLAGERS ARE GOING TO HAVE TO CHEER FOR 359 00:17:02,722 --> 00:17:05,358 ARE A FEW TUFTS OF FUR. 360 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,729 - [grunting] AHH... 361 00:17:09,762 --> 00:17:13,766 - AWW, KITTY STILL WANTS TO PWAY. 362 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,672 - GOTCHA! - [gasps] 363 00:17:19,706 --> 00:17:23,110 [grunting] 364 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:33,820 - [screaming] 365 00:17:41,461 --> 00:17:43,363 WHOA! 366 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:47,434 [screaming] 367 00:17:47,467 --> 00:17:50,237 - LET GO OF ME, YOU FUR-BALL! 368 00:17:50,270 --> 00:17:54,141 - [screaming] 369 00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:58,878 - WHAT? - [straining] 370 00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,148 [screaming] 371 00:18:07,187 --> 00:18:08,188 MAMA. 372 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:12,492 AHH! 373 00:18:16,829 --> 00:18:19,399 - AIR GETTING A LITTLE THIN, BIG BOY? 374 00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:23,770 - [panting] NO, I...ALWAYS...BREATHE... 375 00:18:23,803 --> 00:18:26,173 LIKE THIS...BEFORE I... 376 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:27,607 PASS OUT. 377 00:18:27,640 --> 00:18:32,645 AHH... 378 00:18:34,214 --> 00:18:37,184 - [evil laugh] 379 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:40,853 SCRATCH ONE DRAGON WARRIOR. 380 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,789 - WHOO-HOO! WHOO! 381 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,791 YEAH! WHOA-HO! 382 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,426 WHOO-HOO! WHOO-HOO-HOO! - WHAT? 383 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,794 - YES! 384 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,930 BIZARRE PANDA-CRANE AERIAL COMBO UNIT, ATTACK! 385 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:53,433 - NO, NO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! 386 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:56,936 - UP, UP, AND IN YOUR FACE! 387 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,272 [grunting] 388 00:19:11,351 --> 00:19:15,355 AHH! 389 00:19:18,758 --> 00:19:20,893 [straining] 390 00:19:28,568 --> 00:19:29,736 - HIYA! 391 00:19:29,769 --> 00:19:31,338 [grunting] 392 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:34,841 - FYI--AH!--THIS IS VERY BAD FOR SINUSES--AH! 393 00:19:34,874 --> 00:19:37,344 - NOT REALLY THE TIME. [grunts] 394 00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:39,546 [crowd gasps] 395 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:41,581 - HIYA! 396 00:19:43,783 --> 00:19:45,852 [objects clattering] 397 00:19:47,287 --> 00:19:48,855 - DOUBLE. [groans] 398 00:19:48,888 --> 00:19:51,924 [murmured panicking] 399 00:19:51,958 --> 00:19:56,763 - PO, COME ON. I CAN'T DEFEAT HER BY MYSELF! 400 00:19:56,796 --> 00:19:59,266 - ALL RIGHT, LET'S DO THIS! 401 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,235 BLARGH. [groans] 402 00:20:02,269 --> 00:20:04,937 - [evil laugh] 403 00:20:04,971 --> 00:20:08,375 AWW, WHAT'S THE MATTER, LITTLE BIRDIE? 404 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,410 LOSE YOUR CONFIDENCE? 405 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:16,449 [cackling] 406 00:20:25,425 --> 00:20:27,860 - I JUST FOUND IT. 407 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:31,431 AHH! - WHA... 408 00:20:31,464 --> 00:20:34,434 [intense music] 409 00:20:34,467 --> 00:20:42,275 * 410 00:20:46,979 --> 00:20:49,982 - AHH! 411 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:58,291 [grunting] 412 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:05,332 - HMM--OH! 413 00:21:05,365 --> 00:21:07,400 OWW! 414 00:21:15,608 --> 00:21:18,611 [talons scraping] 415 00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,351 - YAA! 416 00:21:24,384 --> 00:21:27,387 - [grunts] 417 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,957 [screaming] 418 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:34,093 NOO! 419 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,795 [boom] 420 00:21:35,828 --> 00:21:38,831 [concerned murmurs] 421 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,403 [onlookers gasp] 422 00:21:44,404 --> 00:21:46,406 - AHH... 423 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:48,808 - [honks] 424 00:21:48,841 --> 00:21:51,811 - [cheering] 425 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,814 - CRANE, YOU DID IT! YOU BEAT FEUNGHUANG! 426 00:21:54,847 --> 00:21:57,016 AND YOU TOTALLY GOT OVER YOUR BATTLE FUNK! 427 00:21:57,049 --> 00:21:59,018 all: MASTER CRANE! MASTER CRANE! 428 00:21:59,051 --> 00:22:04,624 MASTER CRANE, MASTER CRANE, MASTER CRANE! 429 00:22:04,657 --> 00:22:06,626 - IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURE THAT I ANNOUNCE 430 00:22:06,659 --> 00:22:09,529 THE GRAND OPENING OF THE NEW CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL. 431 00:22:09,562 --> 00:22:12,465 [crowd cheers] 432 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:16,002 MASTER CRANE, AS ONE OF THE MOST RESPECTED AND LOVED MEMBERS 433 00:22:16,035 --> 00:22:18,905 OF THE FURIOUS FIVE, WILL YOU DO THE HONORS? 434 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:22,675 - WELL, UH...ME? 435 00:22:30,950 --> 00:22:33,986 - WAY TO GO, BUDDY. 436 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,423 [crowd cheers] 437 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:39,659 - [wheezing and coughing] 438 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,661 WAS THAT RIBBON MADE OF SILK? [snorting] 439 00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,430 - [sighs] LET'S GET HIM INSIDE. 440 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,698 - HE'S ALLERGIC TO SILK? - OF COURSE. 441 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:48,100 - [nervous laugh] LET'S HEAR IT FOR MASTER CRANE, 442 00:22:48,134 --> 00:22:50,570 THE HOSPITAL'S FIRST PATIENT! 443 00:22:50,603 --> 00:22:54,441 all: MASTER CRANE! MASTER CRANE! 28708

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