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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:02,303 - WA-CHA! HIYA! 2 00:00:02,336 --> 00:00:06,540 - AND NOW, DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:09,077 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:09,110 --> 00:00:10,444 [gong rings] 5 00:00:10,478 --> 00:00:13,447 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:13,481 --> 00:00:17,085 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,652 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:18,686 --> 00:00:20,488 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,056 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,824 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:25,326 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:27,195 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:30,064 [scatting] 14 00:00:30,098 --> 00:00:33,067 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:33,101 --> 00:00:34,335 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 16 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,537 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 17 00:00:36,570 --> 00:00:38,339 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:38,372 --> 00:00:41,375 [scatting] 19 00:00:41,409 --> 00:00:43,677 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 20 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:45,413 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 21 00:00:45,446 --> 00:00:46,680 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 22 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,416 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE * 23 00:00:48,449 --> 00:00:49,517 * OOH! AH! OOH! 24 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:53,087 * KUNG FU PANDA 25 00:00:53,121 --> 00:00:55,389 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 26 00:00:55,423 --> 00:00:56,090 SWEET! 27 00:01:18,312 --> 00:01:20,681 - I SEE YOU. 28 00:01:20,714 --> 00:01:22,483 [chuckles] 29 00:01:22,516 --> 00:01:24,785 I SEE YOU, MR. COOKIE. 30 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:28,189 THERE'S NO EVADING MY MOUTH OF FURY! 31 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:30,191 [snoring] 32 00:01:30,224 --> 00:01:32,160 - [sighs] 33 00:01:36,497 --> 00:01:38,566 [inhales deeply] 34 00:01:44,205 --> 00:01:45,173 [clink] 35 00:01:45,206 --> 00:01:48,176 OW! 36 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:51,512 PO. 37 00:01:59,420 --> 00:02:01,522 - GOOD MORNING! 38 00:02:01,555 --> 00:02:02,856 HOW YOU DOING THERE, TIGRESS? 39 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:04,225 EW, THAT LOOKS TERRIBLE. 40 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:06,194 MM. UGH! [spits] 41 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:07,495 I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU CAN EAT THAT. 42 00:02:07,528 --> 00:02:09,863 ME, I LIKE BEAN BUNS IN THE MORNING. 43 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:11,499 IT'S THE PERFECT BREAKFAST FOOD. 44 00:02:11,532 --> 00:02:13,501 JUST BEAN AND BUN. MMM. 45 00:02:13,534 --> 00:02:14,835 - GOOD MORNING! - YUMMY. 46 00:02:14,868 --> 00:02:18,206 - OOH, BEAN BUNS. - YUMMY. 47 00:02:18,206 --> 00:02:20,341 TIGRESS AND I WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT HOW BEAN BUNS 48 00:02:20,374 --> 00:02:21,575 ARE THE PERFECT BREAKFAST FOOD. 49 00:02:21,609 --> 00:02:23,711 JUST BEAN AND BUNS. COMBINED. 50 00:02:23,744 --> 00:02:25,213 - NO, I THINK THEY HAVE SOMETHING ELSE. 51 00:02:25,246 --> 00:02:26,680 - NOPE. - YEAH. 52 00:02:26,714 --> 00:02:28,249 - THEY'RE JUST BEAN AND BUN COMBINED. 53 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,218 - SO WHAT'S IN A SPRING ROLL? 54 00:02:30,218 --> 00:02:32,253 - SPRING AND ROLL, COMBINED. 55 00:02:32,286 --> 00:02:33,221 - [chuckles] YEAH. 56 00:02:33,254 --> 00:02:34,922 [munching] 57 00:02:34,955 --> 00:02:36,757 [gulp] 58 00:02:36,790 --> 00:02:38,226 - THEY'RE ALMOST HERE! 59 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:39,760 [panting] 60 00:02:39,793 --> 00:02:42,230 - EMERGENCY! EMER--EMERGENCY! 61 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:44,398 EMERGENCY! EMERGENCY! 62 00:02:44,432 --> 00:02:45,866 [gong clanging] OHH! UHH! UHH! 63 00:02:45,899 --> 00:02:47,535 - WHAT ABOUT SIZZLING RICE? 64 00:02:47,568 --> 00:02:49,703 - RICE AND SIZZLE, COMBINED. 65 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:51,872 - AAAAGH! - WHAT'S THAT? 66 00:02:51,905 --> 00:02:53,274 - EMERGENCY! - I DON'T KNOW. 67 00:02:53,307 --> 00:02:54,275 - SOUNDS LIKE ZENG. 68 00:02:54,308 --> 00:02:55,409 - WHAT'S HE SHOUTING ABOUT? 69 00:02:55,443 --> 00:02:56,410 - MUST BE SOME SORT OF TROUBLE. 70 00:02:56,444 --> 00:02:57,578 - I WONDER WHAT IT IS. 71 00:02:57,611 --> 00:02:59,413 - GEE, I DON'T KNOW. 72 00:02:59,447 --> 00:03:01,249 MAYBE YOU SHOULD ALL JUST KEEP SITTING AROUND, 73 00:03:01,249 --> 00:03:03,284 TALKING ABOUT IT. - ARE YOU SURE? 74 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:05,253 'CAUSE IT KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE HE NEEDS US. 75 00:03:05,286 --> 00:03:06,287 - OH, THEY'RE COMING UP! OHH! 76 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:07,721 COME ON, THEY'RE ALMOST HERE! 77 00:03:07,755 --> 00:03:09,390 - SHE WAS BEING SARCASTIC. 78 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:10,558 - OH. 79 00:03:10,591 --> 00:03:12,260 - EMERGENC... [wheezes] 80 00:03:12,293 --> 00:03:14,428 [croaking] HURRY...HURRY... 81 00:03:14,462 --> 00:03:15,596 - ZENG, WHAT IS IT? 82 00:03:15,629 --> 00:03:18,432 - [wheezing] 83 00:03:18,466 --> 00:03:20,401 [coughing] 84 00:03:20,434 --> 00:03:22,270 - WHAT? - I'LL HANDLE THIS. 85 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:24,272 MY DAD'S A GOOSE. 86 00:03:24,305 --> 00:03:27,941 [cracking bones] 87 00:03:27,975 --> 00:03:29,477 WHAT? 88 00:03:29,510 --> 00:03:31,912 - WHAT'S GOING ON OUT HERE? 89 00:03:31,945 --> 00:03:33,481 - AAH! [thud] 90 00:03:33,514 --> 00:03:35,916 - [wheezing and croaking] 91 00:03:35,949 --> 00:03:38,652 - HE'S SAYING, "SOMEONE'S COMING UP THE STAIRS." 92 00:03:38,686 --> 00:03:39,787 - WHO? 93 00:03:39,820 --> 00:03:41,489 - [gasps] MUGAN. 94 00:03:41,522 --> 00:03:43,957 - MUGAN? MISTRESS MUGAN? 95 00:03:43,991 --> 00:03:46,427 THIS COURTYARD IS AN ABSOLUTE MESS. 96 00:03:46,460 --> 00:03:48,429 CLEAN IT UP RIGHT NOW. 97 00:03:48,462 --> 00:03:49,463 - WHO'S MISTRESS MUGAN? 98 00:03:49,497 --> 00:03:52,300 - OH, NO ONE SPECIAL. 99 00:03:52,300 --> 00:03:53,601 - THEN, UH, WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 100 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,936 - SHE WAS BEING SARCASTIC. 101 00:03:55,969 --> 00:03:58,306 - MISTRESS MUGAN IS ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT 102 00:03:58,306 --> 00:04:01,008 AND REVERED KUNG FU MASTERS IN ALL OF CHINA. 103 00:04:01,041 --> 00:04:02,943 - AND SUPER-MYSTERIOUS. 104 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:05,779 SHE HARDLY EVER LEAVES THE GARNET PALACE. 105 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,848 - THEY SAY IT'S LIKE A FORTRESS. 106 00:04:07,881 --> 00:04:08,949 [clang] - GUH! 107 00:04:08,982 --> 00:04:10,651 [grunting] OKAY...THAT'S A LOT. 108 00:04:21,395 --> 00:04:23,364 - [gasps] 109 00:04:23,397 --> 00:04:24,465 [grunting] 110 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:27,335 [gong striking repeatedly] 111 00:04:27,335 --> 00:04:28,336 [doors squeak] 112 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:31,672 [gong continues] 113 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:36,677 [gong stops] 114 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:42,015 - MISTRESS MUGAN. 115 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:48,856 [gurgling] 116 00:04:59,433 --> 00:05:01,502 [all gasp] 117 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:02,703 - WHAT? "WHOA" WHAT? 118 00:05:02,736 --> 00:05:04,372 [clank] 119 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:07,408 A FISH? YOU'RE KIDDING. 120 00:05:07,441 --> 00:05:08,676 - [gasps] 121 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:09,710 - [sheepish laugh] 122 00:05:11,379 --> 00:05:12,380 - [sighs] 123 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:13,847 - MISTRESS MUGAN, 124 00:05:13,881 --> 00:05:15,716 PLEASE FORGIVE MY STUDENT'S INSOLENCE. 125 00:05:15,749 --> 00:05:16,717 WELCOME TO THE-- 126 00:05:16,750 --> 00:05:18,552 - WE MUST TALK--NOW. 127 00:05:18,586 --> 00:05:20,554 IN PRIVATE. 128 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,862 - THEY'VE BEEN IN THERE FOREVER. 129 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:30,063 WHAT IS HAPPENING? 130 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:37,405 - HEY, BUDDY. 131 00:05:37,438 --> 00:05:39,407 KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE? 132 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:40,908 OH, I GET IT. 133 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:42,610 YOU'RE DOING THAT FROZEN GUARD OF HONOR 134 00:05:42,643 --> 00:05:44,412 NO DISTRACT-Y THINGY. 135 00:05:44,412 --> 00:05:45,779 [chuckles] COOL. 136 00:05:48,749 --> 00:05:50,418 DAAAAH! 137 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:53,754 [speaking gibberish] 138 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:55,456 AH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH-BLAH. 139 00:05:55,489 --> 00:05:58,592 [babbling gibberish] 140 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:02,896 [goofy laugh] 141 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:05,098 HEE-HOO! HEE-HOO! HEE-HOO! HEE-HOO! 142 00:06:06,600 --> 00:06:07,568 OKAY, THEN. 143 00:06:07,601 --> 00:06:10,070 GOOD TALK. 144 00:06:10,103 --> 00:06:10,771 COOL. 145 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:15,108 - [sighs] 146 00:06:15,142 --> 00:06:17,611 MISTRESS MUGAN WOULD LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU ALL. 147 00:06:19,613 --> 00:06:21,482 - I'LL GET RIGHT TO THE POINT. 148 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:23,817 MY TOP WARRIOR AT THE GARNET PALACE 149 00:06:23,851 --> 00:06:26,820 IS NO LONGER ABLE TO FULFILL HIS DUTIES. 150 00:06:26,854 --> 00:06:29,657 I'M HERE SEEKING HIS REPLACEMENT. 151 00:06:29,690 --> 00:06:32,460 AND SHIFU HAS GRACIOUSLY AGREED 152 00:06:32,460 --> 00:06:33,761 TO LET ME OFFER THE POSITION 153 00:06:33,794 --> 00:06:36,163 TO ONE OF YOU FIVE. 154 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,131 - UM, THERE'S SIX OF US. 155 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:40,000 SEE? 1, 2, 3, 4-- 156 00:06:40,033 --> 00:06:41,101 - PO. 157 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:43,103 - OKAY, WELL, YOU GET THE POINT. 158 00:06:43,136 --> 00:06:44,672 AND IF YOU THINK ONE OF THE SIX OF US 159 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:46,607 IS GONNA LEAVE THE JADE PALACE, YOU'RE-- 160 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:48,476 - SILENCE! 161 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:50,811 I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU, PANDA. 162 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,646 I'M TALKING TO THEM! 163 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,114 REAL WARRIORS WHO'VE WORKED HARD 164 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:55,248 TO GET WHERE THEY ARE, 165 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:58,852 AND WEREN'T LUCKY ENOUGH TO BUNGLE THEIR WAY TO THE TOP. 166 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:02,122 BECAUSE OF SOME RIDICULOUS QUIRK OF FATE. 167 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,492 - DID SHE JUST INSULT ME? 168 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,159 - YEAH. - THOUGHT SO. 169 00:07:06,193 --> 00:07:10,498 - HONESTLY, HOW DO YOU PUT UP WITH HIM? 170 00:07:10,498 --> 00:07:11,965 NOW THEN... 171 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,134 IF ONE OF YOU DECIDES TO ACCEPT MY OFFER, 172 00:07:14,167 --> 00:07:15,636 KNOW THIS: 173 00:07:15,669 --> 00:07:17,004 THE GARNET PALACE IS A PLACE 174 00:07:17,037 --> 00:07:21,509 OF ABSOLUTE DISCIPLINE AND DEDICATION TO KUNG FU. 175 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:22,876 I'LL PUSH YOU HARD. 176 00:07:22,910 --> 00:07:24,645 I WILL TAKE YOU TO THE PRECIPICE 177 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,047 OF PERFECTION! 178 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:30,017 YOU HAVE UNTIL THIS EVENING TO GIVE ME AN ANSWER. 179 00:07:30,050 --> 00:07:32,986 [laughter] 180 00:07:33,020 --> 00:07:35,022 - "I'LL TAKE YOU TO THE PRECIPICE OF PERFECTION." 181 00:07:35,055 --> 00:07:37,558 [laughter] 182 00:07:37,591 --> 00:07:38,892 - WHO THE HECK DOES SHE THINK SHE IS? 183 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:40,193 WHO'D WANT TO LEAVE THE JADE PALACE 184 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:41,662 TO GO LIVE WITH HER? 185 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:43,564 - OH, NOT ME, THAT'S FOR SURE! 186 00:07:43,597 --> 00:07:44,898 - ME, NEITHER. - NO WAY! 187 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:46,600 - FORGET IT. - ME. 188 00:07:49,703 --> 00:07:51,539 - [laughing] SARCASM! 189 00:07:51,539 --> 00:07:52,673 [laughing] 190 00:07:52,706 --> 00:07:55,876 - UH...I'M THINKING NOT. 191 00:07:58,612 --> 00:08:01,214 - I'VE ALREADY TALKED WITH MISTRESS MUGAN. 192 00:08:01,248 --> 00:08:04,184 WE LEAVE TONIGHT. 193 00:08:04,217 --> 00:08:06,554 I SHOULD GO PACK MY THINGS. 194 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,929 - TIGRESS! 195 00:08:15,963 --> 00:08:17,197 WAIT UP. 196 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:18,566 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 197 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,568 I'VE MADE UP MY MIND, PO. 198 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:22,235 - BUT WHY? 199 00:08:22,269 --> 00:08:23,571 - WHEN I HEARD MISTRESS MUGAN 200 00:08:23,604 --> 00:08:25,573 TALK ABOUT THE GARNET PALACE, 201 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:28,876 I REALIZED THAT'S WHERE I BELONG. 202 00:08:28,909 --> 00:08:30,611 - NO, YOU DON'T. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 203 00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,713 YOU BELONG AT THE JADE PALACE. 204 00:08:32,746 --> 00:08:35,716 IT'S YOUR HOME. YOU LOVE IT HERE. 205 00:08:35,749 --> 00:08:37,618 - NOT ANYMORE. 206 00:08:37,651 --> 00:08:39,620 - OH, YEAH? SINCE WHEN. 207 00:08:39,653 --> 00:08:41,589 - SINCE YOU CAME! 208 00:08:44,124 --> 00:08:45,626 IT'S THE TRUTH. 209 00:08:45,659 --> 00:08:47,628 BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP, WE DIDN'T SPEND OUR TIME 210 00:08:47,661 --> 00:08:50,631 TALKING ABOUT BEAN BUNS OR SPRING ROLLS 211 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,899 OR WHAT OUR FAVORITE MUSHROOM IS 212 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:53,601 OR HOW MANY DWARVES WE'VE MET 213 00:08:53,601 --> 00:08:56,604 OR BEING EMBARRASSED EVERY TIME YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH. 214 00:08:56,637 --> 00:08:59,272 ALL WE DID WAS TAKE KUNG FU SERIOUSLY! 215 00:08:59,306 --> 00:09:02,075 - I TAKE KUNG FU SERIOUSLY. 216 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,645 - YOU--YOU SPENT ALL OF YESTERDAY'S TRAINING 217 00:09:04,678 --> 00:09:07,247 SHOWING MONKEY HOW TO MAKE FART NOISES WITH HIS ARM PITS. 218 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:09,082 - [laughs] 219 00:09:09,116 --> 00:09:11,284 UH, I MEAN, OKAY. I'M SORRY. 220 00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,120 LOOK, I WON'T DO STUFF LIKE THAT ANYMORE. 221 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,121 I'LL CHANGE, I PROMISE. 222 00:09:14,154 --> 00:09:18,291 JUST...DON'T GO. 223 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:19,927 - IT'S ME. 224 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:21,962 I DON'T BELONG HERE ANYMORE. 225 00:09:28,669 --> 00:09:29,637 [clears throat] 226 00:09:29,670 --> 00:09:30,971 - MASTER SHIFU. 227 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:35,108 - YOU MUST FOLLOW YOUR OWN PATH, TIGRESS. 228 00:09:35,142 --> 00:09:38,646 BUT...ARE YOU SURE THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT? 229 00:09:42,182 --> 00:09:45,018 - YES, MASTER. 230 00:09:45,052 --> 00:09:47,020 - HMM. 231 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:50,691 THEN ALL I CAN SAY, "GOOD LUCK." 232 00:09:50,724 --> 00:09:51,992 - THANK YOU. 233 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:04,304 [sighs] 234 00:10:04,337 --> 00:10:05,673 I'M READY. 235 00:10:05,706 --> 00:10:07,307 - YOU UNDERSTAND THAT, ONCE WE LEAVE, 236 00:10:07,340 --> 00:10:10,310 YOU BECOME A WARRIOR OF THE GARNET PALACE. 237 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:14,347 THERE IS NO COMING BACK. 238 00:10:16,249 --> 00:10:18,385 - I...UNDERSTAND. 239 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:26,026 [gong clanging] 240 00:10:37,738 --> 00:10:40,240 [gong clanging] 241 00:10:40,273 --> 00:10:43,176 - I LOVE THE SOUND OF A GONG. 242 00:10:43,210 --> 00:10:46,747 IT'S SO...STERN. 243 00:10:46,780 --> 00:10:47,848 AH. 244 00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:51,051 THERE. 245 00:10:51,084 --> 00:10:53,220 THE GARNET PALACE. 246 00:10:56,389 --> 00:10:59,326 - NO DISTRACTIONS. NO ANNOYANCES. 247 00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:03,396 AND ABSOLUTELY NO UNDISCIPLINED PANDAS. 248 00:11:06,366 --> 00:11:08,101 - IT'S BEEN A LONG JOURNEY. 249 00:11:08,135 --> 00:11:11,238 REST. YOU'LL NEED YOUR STRENGTH FOR TOMORROW'S TRAINING. 250 00:11:11,271 --> 00:11:12,873 - NO, I DON'T NEED TO REST. 251 00:11:12,906 --> 00:11:16,209 I'M READY TO BEGIN NOW. 252 00:11:16,243 --> 00:11:18,145 - LET'S SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO. 253 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,750 - HYUH! HUH! AH! 254 00:11:26,754 --> 00:11:28,421 HYUH! HUH! 255 00:11:28,455 --> 00:11:30,357 HYAH! 256 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:32,159 [martial arts grunts, boards breaking] 257 00:11:36,263 --> 00:11:38,298 - YOU'RE QUITE POWERFUL. 258 00:11:38,331 --> 00:11:40,267 - THANK YOU. - THAT WASN'T A COMPLIMENT. 259 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,069 THAT MAY HAVE BEEN ACCEPTABLE AT THE JADE PALACE, 260 00:11:42,102 --> 00:11:43,403 BUT NOT HERE. 261 00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:45,773 YOU LACK PRECISION. 262 00:11:45,773 --> 00:11:48,909 LET'S SEE HOW YOU DO AGAINST AN OPPONENT. 263 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:50,778 - UH...WHO? 264 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,245 - ME. 265 00:11:52,279 --> 00:11:54,815 - WITH RESPECT, MISTRESS, I-- 266 00:11:54,848 --> 00:11:56,349 - HYUH! 267 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,787 - UHH! 268 00:11:59,820 --> 00:12:01,121 HYUH! 269 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:05,392 - UHH! AGH! 270 00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,127 [splash] 271 00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:13,801 [breathlessly] THAT...WAS AMAZING! 272 00:12:13,834 --> 00:12:15,969 - THAT WAS PRECISION. 273 00:12:27,180 --> 00:12:29,482 - YOUR ROOM. 274 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:36,323 - MISTRESS DOESN'T CARE FOR NEEDLESS ORNAMENTATION. 275 00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:40,327 - IT'S... ABSOLUTELY PERFECT. 276 00:12:42,162 --> 00:12:42,830 [door squeaks] 277 00:12:51,839 --> 00:12:55,375 - "SO YOU'LL NEVER FORGET US. LOVE, PO." 278 00:13:10,190 --> 00:13:11,358 [sighs] 279 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:15,362 - [sighs] 280 00:14:40,580 --> 00:14:42,415 [indistinct whispering] 281 00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:47,955 [both gasp] 282 00:14:47,955 --> 00:14:49,089 - HI, ARE... 283 00:14:49,122 --> 00:14:53,026 [frustrated grunt] 284 00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,604 - WELL? WHAT DO YOU THINK? 285 00:15:04,637 --> 00:15:06,639 IF THIS ISN'T THE ROOM OF A DISCIPLINED WARRIOR 286 00:15:06,673 --> 00:15:08,508 WHO TAKES KUNG FU SERIOUSLY, 287 00:15:08,541 --> 00:15:10,443 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. 288 00:15:10,477 --> 00:15:11,979 SEE? EVERYTHING ORGANIZED. 289 00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,982 NEATLY PUT AWAY. 290 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,450 JUST WANTED TO SHOW YOU THAT I CAN CHANGE, TIGRESS. 291 00:15:17,484 --> 00:15:19,352 AND I'M GONNA CHANGE, FOR YOU. 292 00:15:19,386 --> 00:15:21,121 THE JADE PALACE IS YOUR HOME. 293 00:15:21,154 --> 00:15:22,389 YOU'VE GOTTA COME BACK. 294 00:15:25,158 --> 00:15:27,227 AND YOU'RE GONNA COME BACK. 295 00:15:51,518 --> 00:15:53,153 [door creaks and slams shut] 296 00:15:53,186 --> 00:15:55,555 - MISTRESS MUGAN IS READY TO CONTINUE. 297 00:15:55,588 --> 00:15:57,624 - [groans softly] 298 00:15:57,657 --> 00:16:00,493 - WU YONG, WHAT HAPPENED TO MISTRESS MUGAN'S 299 00:16:00,527 --> 00:16:01,428 LAST WARRIOR? 300 00:16:03,196 --> 00:16:04,631 - HE FAILED HER. 301 00:16:04,664 --> 00:16:10,070 HE WAS VERY PROMISING WHEN HE ARRIVED. 302 00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:12,672 EAGER TO LEARN FROM MUGAN, 303 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,707 TO DEVOTE HIMSELF ENTIRELY TO HER IDEAL 304 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,210 OF FOCUS AND PRECISION. 305 00:16:17,244 --> 00:16:19,212 HE TRAINED RED AND NIGHT. 306 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:22,649 NOTHING MATTERED BUT KUNG FU. 307 00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:27,354 BUT NO MATTER HOW HARD HE TRIED... 308 00:16:27,387 --> 00:16:29,522 MUGAN WAS NEVER SATISFIED. 309 00:16:29,556 --> 00:16:33,560 HE WAS NEVER PRECISE ENOUGH, NEVER HAD ENOUGH CONTROL. 310 00:16:33,593 --> 00:16:35,695 BUT HE DID NOT GIVE UP. 311 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,398 YEAR AFTER YEAR, HE TRIED TO IMPROVE, 312 00:16:38,431 --> 00:16:40,400 UNTIL, AT LAST... 313 00:16:40,433 --> 00:16:42,369 HIS BODY BEGAN TO FAIL HIM. 314 00:16:42,402 --> 00:16:46,706 HE HAD LIVED HIS WHOLE LIFE FOR KUNG FU! 315 00:16:46,739 --> 00:16:48,708 NOW, WITHOUT IT, 316 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:50,710 HE HAD NOTHING ELSE. 317 00:16:50,743 --> 00:16:52,712 HE WAS BROKEN. 318 00:16:58,618 --> 00:17:00,553 [heels clacking slowly] 319 00:17:00,587 --> 00:17:01,721 - [gasps] 320 00:17:01,754 --> 00:17:03,256 IT'S YOU. 321 00:17:03,290 --> 00:17:04,724 YOU'RE THE WARRIOR. 322 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,726 WHAT DID SHE DO TO YOU? 323 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:10,097 - BY FOCUSING ONLY ON KUNG FU, 324 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,565 I DID IT TO MYSELF. 325 00:17:12,599 --> 00:17:14,634 AND NOW, YOU, TIGRESS, ARE-- 326 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:15,735 - WHAT'S TAKING SO LONG?! [door slams] 327 00:17:20,607 --> 00:17:22,709 - MISTRESS MUGAN, FORGIVE ME. 328 00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,412 BUT I THINK I'VE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE. 329 00:17:25,445 --> 00:17:28,281 - I'M AFRAID I MUST RETURN TO THE JADE PALACE. 330 00:17:30,283 --> 00:17:32,719 - I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY. 331 00:17:32,752 --> 00:17:35,322 - THANK YOU. 332 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,689 [door slams] 333 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,792 [grunts] 334 00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:41,161 LET ME OUT OF HERE! 335 00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:43,496 - YOU BELONG TO ME NOW. 336 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:45,298 AND, LIKE THE OTHERS BEFORE YOU, 337 00:17:45,332 --> 00:17:46,733 I WILL BREAK YOU. 338 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,468 BREAK YOU! 339 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:49,636 - [Po panting] 340 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:51,138 WHOO! 341 00:17:51,171 --> 00:17:54,307 [heavy breathing] 342 00:17:54,341 --> 00:17:56,343 HUH? 343 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:04,217 - YES? 344 00:18:04,251 --> 00:18:06,153 - I WANNA SEE MASTER TIGRESS. 345 00:18:12,559 --> 00:18:14,694 - TIGRESS DOESN'T WANT TO SEE YOU. 346 00:18:14,727 --> 00:18:17,397 - I DON'T CARE! I NEED TO TALK TO HER. 347 00:18:17,430 --> 00:18:19,699 - SHE WANTS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU, PANDA. 348 00:18:19,732 --> 00:18:21,234 NOW LEAVE! 349 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,835 - COME BACK HERE! LET ME IN! 350 00:18:22,869 --> 00:18:25,172 LET ME IN! 351 00:18:25,205 --> 00:18:29,642 - LET ME OUT! LET...ME...OUT OF HERE! 352 00:18:29,676 --> 00:18:32,845 - [grunting] 353 00:18:34,681 --> 00:18:37,417 ALL RIGHT. I KNOW WHEN I'M LICKED. 354 00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:39,719 YOU WIN! I GIVE UP. 355 00:18:39,752 --> 00:18:43,356 GONNA...GO NOW! 356 00:18:43,390 --> 00:18:46,659 [footsteps fading] SEE YA! GOOD-BYE. 357 00:18:46,693 --> 00:18:50,630 IT'S A LONG WALK. BYE. 358 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,836 TIGRESS? 359 00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,605 AH! 360 00:19:01,608 --> 00:19:03,843 TIGRESS? TIGRESS? 361 00:19:03,876 --> 00:19:05,578 - PO? 362 00:19:05,612 --> 00:19:08,581 PO! IN HERE! 363 00:19:08,615 --> 00:19:10,883 - TIGRESS? WHERE ARE YOU 364 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:13,553 - IN HERE. DOWN THE HALL. 365 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,722 FOLLOW MY VOICE, PO. 366 00:19:17,290 --> 00:19:18,691 - TIGRESS! 367 00:19:18,725 --> 00:19:20,393 OKAY, I KNOW YOU DON'T WANNA SEE ME, 368 00:19:20,427 --> 00:19:22,229 BUT I JUST NEED TO TELL YOU THIS ONE THING. 369 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,730 - PO! - NO, LET ME TALK. 370 00:19:23,763 --> 00:19:25,898 I KNOW YOU SAID THAT I DON'T TAKE KUNG FU SERIOUSLY. 371 00:19:25,932 --> 00:19:27,634 - PO! - JUST LET ME FINISH! 372 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:29,269 I'M GONNA CHANGE. 373 00:19:29,302 --> 00:19:30,870 I'M GONNA CHANGE BECAUSE THE JADE PALACE 374 00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:34,274 IS AS MUCH YOUR HOME AS IT IS MINE, AND-- 375 00:19:34,307 --> 00:19:36,243 CAN YOU OPEN THIS DOOR SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS? 376 00:19:36,276 --> 00:19:37,910 - NO! - OH. 377 00:19:37,944 --> 00:19:39,779 OKAY. - BECAUSE I CAN'T. 378 00:19:39,812 --> 00:19:41,914 I'M LOCKED IN. NOW GET ME OUT OF HERE! 379 00:19:41,948 --> 00:19:43,583 - OH! YOU'RE LO-- RIGHT! 380 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,952 UH, MOVE ASIDE. 381 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:48,721 [grunts] 382 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:50,757 [growls] 383 00:19:50,790 --> 00:19:53,760 [thudding] 384 00:19:53,793 --> 00:19:57,264 OWW! THERE GOES THAT SHOULDER. 385 00:19:57,297 --> 00:19:59,432 - IF YOU EVER CHANGE, I'LL KILL YOU. 386 00:19:59,466 --> 00:20:01,601 - AGH! THERE GOES THE OTHER SHOULDER. 387 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:02,935 - NOW LET'S GET OUTTA HERE. - OOH! 388 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:09,809 - I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU YOU'RE MINE! 389 00:20:09,842 --> 00:20:13,680 - SORRY, MISTRESS MUGAN, BUT I'M GOING HOME. 390 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,682 - THIS IS YOUR HOME! 391 00:20:15,715 --> 00:20:17,950 YOU WERE BORN TO TRAIN HERE WITH ME-- 392 00:20:17,984 --> 00:20:22,289 TO DEVOTE YOURSELF TOTALLY TO KUNG FU! 393 00:20:22,322 --> 00:20:24,457 - I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS, 394 00:20:24,491 --> 00:20:27,360 BUT THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN KUNG FU. 395 00:20:27,394 --> 00:20:29,996 - LIKE WHAT? 396 00:20:31,798 --> 00:20:34,000 [farting sounds] 397 00:20:36,836 --> 00:20:39,706 - [laughing] NICE! 398 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:40,840 [cackling] 399 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:49,882 - OH! 400 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:52,852 - HA HA! 401 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,821 EW! [grunting] 402 00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:06,999 - [grunting] 403 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:18,345 PHEW! 404 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:18,878 AH. 405 00:21:22,449 --> 00:21:23,683 - UGH! 406 00:21:26,753 --> 00:21:29,889 [both grunting] 407 00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:32,892 - [chuckling] 408 00:21:32,925 --> 00:21:34,894 YOU WILL NEVER LEAVE. 409 00:21:39,599 --> 00:21:41,033 - AH! 410 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,835 OOH! 411 00:21:42,869 --> 00:21:44,036 OOH! 412 00:21:49,609 --> 00:21:50,877 - THAT'S IT! 413 00:21:54,781 --> 00:21:57,750 - [gasping] 414 00:22:01,588 --> 00:22:04,591 [yelps] 415 00:22:04,624 --> 00:22:06,559 [shrieks] 416 00:22:06,593 --> 00:22:09,729 [grunts] 417 00:22:12,899 --> 00:22:14,801 - YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 418 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,903 YOU'RE MINE! 419 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:18,037 - YOU KNOW WHAT, MISTRESS? 420 00:22:18,070 --> 00:22:21,741 YOU REALLY NEED TO LIGHTEN UP. 421 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,778 - THANK YOU. 422 00:22:25,812 --> 00:22:28,681 SHE'S...A REAL JERK. 423 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:32,084 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 424 00:22:34,086 --> 00:22:36,423 - SO YOU WANNA LEARN HOW TO BURP TALK? 425 00:22:36,456 --> 00:22:38,057 - I DON'T THINK SO. - YOU SURE? 426 00:22:38,090 --> 00:22:39,959 - YEAH. - 'CAUSE I CAN TEACH YOU. 427 00:22:39,992 --> 00:22:41,928 - NO, THANKS. - IT'S EASY. 428 00:22:41,961 --> 00:22:44,964 - NO. - [burping] SUPER EASY. 429 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:48,701 WELCOME BACK, TIGRESS. 27275

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