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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,368 --> 00:00:03,171 - [grunting] 2 00:00:03,204 --> 00:00:06,640 - AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:06,674 --> 00:00:08,542 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:08,576 --> 00:00:10,178 [gong rings] 5 00:00:10,211 --> 00:00:12,613 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:12,646 --> 00:00:17,085 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,486 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:18,519 --> 00:00:20,488 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:20,521 --> 00:00:22,056 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:23,791 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:23,824 --> 00:00:25,226 OOH! AAH! YAH! 12 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:27,161 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:29,830 [scatting] 14 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,833 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:35,169 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 16 00:00:35,203 --> 00:00:36,570 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 17 00:00:36,604 --> 00:00:38,239 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:41,409 [scatting] 19 00:00:41,442 --> 00:00:43,577 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 20 00:00:43,611 --> 00:00:45,179 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 21 00:00:45,213 --> 00:00:46,580 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 22 00:00:46,614 --> 00:00:48,149 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE * 23 00:00:48,182 --> 00:00:49,650 OOH! AGH! UNGH! 24 00:00:49,683 --> 00:00:52,853 * KUNG FU PANDA 25 00:00:52,886 --> 00:00:54,688 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 26 00:00:54,722 --> 00:00:55,623 SWEET! 27 00:01:11,772 --> 00:01:13,841 - MONKEY IN THE MIDDLE. 28 00:01:17,211 --> 00:01:18,879 - HIYA! 29 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:23,251 [grunting] 30 00:01:26,154 --> 00:01:28,156 CRANE. MANTIS. FEET. 31 00:01:31,225 --> 00:01:33,294 VIPER. 32 00:01:33,327 --> 00:01:36,230 PO, FINISH HIM. 33 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:37,798 P-PO? 34 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:39,233 - ALL RIGHT, YES. RIGHT THIS WAY. 35 00:01:39,267 --> 00:01:40,067 GOOD, GOOD. 36 00:01:40,168 --> 00:01:41,902 STAY IN SINGLE FILE. SINGLE FILE NOW. 37 00:01:41,935 --> 00:01:45,639 - SIGN MINE "TO YANG, MY BESTEST BUDDY EVER." 38 00:01:45,673 --> 00:01:47,441 - YOU GOT IT, BESTEST BUDDY. 39 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:49,410 "NEVER GIVE UP." 40 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:50,878 - PO. 41 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:51,912 - HANG ON. 42 00:01:51,945 --> 00:01:54,248 JUST SIGNING SOME AUTOGRAPHS FOR MY PANDA PALS. 43 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:58,286 - [chuckles] 44 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,188 - OOF! 45 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:02,623 - OOF! - HEY! 46 00:02:02,656 --> 00:02:04,792 - I WIN. THANKS, PO. 47 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,927 - YOU'RE WELCOME FOR WHATEVER. 48 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:11,199 "MASTER PO SAYS, 'GO, GO, GO.'" 49 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:13,567 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. DON'T YOU THI-- 50 00:02:13,601 --> 00:02:15,469 [clears throat] WHO'S NEXT? 51 00:02:18,372 --> 00:02:20,308 - MY NAME IS KWENG. I AM LOOKING FOR-- 52 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:24,278 - YEAH. THE "MASTER" IS SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS OVER THERE. 53 00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:27,415 - AH! - UNGH! 54 00:02:27,448 --> 00:02:29,317 - HEY! 55 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:31,252 - THEN THIS IS FOR YOU. 56 00:02:31,285 --> 00:02:33,854 - COOL. I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU TOO. 57 00:02:33,887 --> 00:02:37,225 IT'S CALLED A LINE. AS IN, "GET AT THE END OF IT." 58 00:02:39,227 --> 00:02:40,794 GO ON. 59 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,296 IF YOU WANT TO BE ONE OF MY PANDA PALS, 60 00:02:42,330 --> 00:02:46,234 YOU GOTTA LEARN SOME PANDA POLITENESS. 61 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:47,701 - THANKS, PO. 62 00:02:47,735 --> 00:02:49,370 - I GOT YOUR BACK, SISTER. 63 00:02:49,403 --> 00:02:50,804 "BATTLE ON!" 64 00:02:54,642 --> 00:02:58,246 - "PANDA PALS FOREVER." 65 00:02:58,246 --> 00:02:59,280 [giggles, squeals] 66 00:03:14,662 --> 00:03:16,830 - [groans] 67 00:03:21,435 --> 00:03:23,804 - SEE, THAT WASN'T SO BAD, WAS IT? 68 00:03:23,837 --> 00:03:27,675 "ALWAYS KEEP FIGHTING. NEVER SURRENDER. 69 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:31,879 SIGNED, THE DRAGON WARRIOR." 70 00:03:31,912 --> 00:03:34,348 THERE YOU ARE, YOU LUCKY BOY. 71 00:03:34,382 --> 00:03:36,917 - THIS HUMBLE MESSENGER THANKS YOU. 72 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:40,788 - OKAY, "HUMBLE MESSENGER." WHATEVER. 73 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:44,358 OKAY. 74 00:03:44,392 --> 00:03:45,993 YOU GUYS WANT TO QUIT DILLY-DALLYING 75 00:03:46,026 --> 00:03:47,561 SO WE CAN GET BACK TO TRAINING? 76 00:03:47,595 --> 00:03:49,029 - SURE. 77 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:52,600 HOW 'BOUT WE PLAY PANDA IN THE MIDDLE? 78 00:03:52,633 --> 00:03:54,302 - [gulps] UM... 79 00:03:54,335 --> 00:03:55,669 - STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING. 80 00:03:55,703 --> 00:03:57,438 - YOU HEARD HIM. 81 00:03:57,471 --> 00:04:00,007 - WARLORD CHEEN-GWAN AND WARLORD CAN-SHOO 82 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:02,343 HAVE DECLARED WAR AGAINST ONE ANOTHER'S CLANS. 83 00:04:02,376 --> 00:04:04,312 - WHAT? 84 00:04:04,312 --> 00:04:06,847 - IS THAT SO SURPRISING? I MEAN, "WARLORDS," RIGHT? 85 00:04:06,880 --> 00:04:09,383 THEY GOT "WAR" RIGHT IN THEIR NAMES, SO-- 86 00:04:09,417 --> 00:04:12,052 OW! - THIS IS SERIOUS, PANDA. 87 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,355 IF AN ARMED CONFLICT BREAKS OUT, IT WOULD BE CATASTROPHIC. 88 00:04:14,388 --> 00:04:16,056 - OW. 89 00:04:16,089 --> 00:04:18,058 - A DRAFT OF A PEACE TREATY HAS BEEN DISPATCHED TO ME 90 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,461 VIA MESSENGER FROM THE KUNG FU EXPRESS. 91 00:04:20,494 --> 00:04:24,064 - MESSENGER? LIKE A HUMBLE MESSENGER? 92 00:04:24,097 --> 00:04:26,734 - YES, MOST LIKELY A GOAT. 93 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:27,968 I'M TO PERUSE THE TREATY 94 00:04:28,001 --> 00:04:29,603 AND MAKE ANY CHANGES I DEEM NECESSARY. 95 00:04:29,637 --> 00:04:32,806 ONE WRONG WORD IN THAT TREATY COULD SPARK A CONFLICT 96 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:36,043 THAT PLUNGES ALL OF CHINA INTO A THOUSAND YEARS OF WAR. 97 00:04:36,076 --> 00:04:38,011 - [gasps] 98 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,651 UH, JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, 99 00:04:43,684 --> 00:04:47,788 WOULD "ALWAYS KEEP FIGHTING, NEVER SURRENDER" BE WRONG WORDS? 100 00:04:49,122 --> 00:04:50,824 - YES, PO. 101 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:54,428 THOSE WOULD BE JUST ABOUT THE WRONGEST WORDS IMAGINABLE. 102 00:04:54,462 --> 00:04:57,831 - WELL, IT'S GOOD THAT NO ONE USED THEM THEN. 103 00:04:57,865 --> 00:04:59,433 - CONTINUE YOUR TRAINING. 104 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,469 AND KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THAT MESSENGER. 105 00:05:01,502 --> 00:05:05,105 - [whimpering] 106 00:05:05,138 --> 00:05:06,374 [chuckles] 107 00:05:06,407 --> 00:05:08,075 I'M JUST GONNA-- I GOT THIS, UH-- 108 00:05:08,108 --> 00:05:10,478 THERE'S THIS THING THAT I-- BYE! 109 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,114 - OH, MR. CELEBRITY IS GONNA DITCH? 110 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,516 I DON'T THINK SO. 111 00:05:18,786 --> 00:05:20,888 - OH! 112 00:05:24,392 --> 00:05:27,395 [distant grunt] HUH? 113 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:32,065 WHAT? 114 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:36,804 HMM. 115 00:05:39,540 --> 00:05:40,408 WHOA, WHOA. 116 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,809 EE-HA-OOH-YAH! 117 00:05:49,483 --> 00:05:51,419 - ARE YOU GOING ON AN EPIC QUEST? 118 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:54,422 - A-A DANGEROUS ADVENTURE? - AN EARLY LUNCH? 119 00:05:54,422 --> 00:05:57,157 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. I'M LOOKING FOR A MESSENGER. 120 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,627 HE'S ABOUT THIS BIG, HAS CURLY HORN THINGIES. 121 00:05:59,660 --> 00:06:03,163 - YOU MEAN MR. IMPATIENT? 122 00:06:03,196 --> 00:06:04,965 - YES, I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A MESSENGER. 123 00:06:04,998 --> 00:06:07,535 I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS ANOTHER FAN. 124 00:06:07,568 --> 00:06:08,569 NO OFFENSE. 125 00:06:08,602 --> 00:06:10,438 LOVE MY FANS. YOU'RE THE BEST. 126 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:14,542 AAH! WHERE THE HECK AM I? 127 00:06:16,477 --> 00:06:18,446 HUH? 128 00:06:21,749 --> 00:06:23,651 AHA! GOTCHA. 129 00:06:23,684 --> 00:06:25,085 AAH! 130 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:28,756 - YOU ARE GOING TO TRAIN TODAY, MR. BIG SHOT. 131 00:06:28,789 --> 00:06:30,724 AND I'M NOT LISTENING TO ANY EXCUSES. 132 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:34,061 - OKAY, OKAY. BUT LISTEN TO MY EXCUSE FIRST. 133 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:35,563 AND THAT'S WHEN YOU TACKLED ME 134 00:06:35,596 --> 00:06:36,564 AND SAID YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ANY EXCUSES 135 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:38,599 AND I SAID LISTEN TO MY EXCUSE, WHICH THIS IS. 136 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:41,201 - YOU WROTE "ALWAYS KEEP FIGHTING" 137 00:06:41,234 --> 00:06:42,936 ON A PEACE TREATY? 138 00:06:42,970 --> 00:06:44,605 - I HAVE MORE EXCUSES IF YOU WANT. 139 00:06:44,638 --> 00:06:45,739 - IT'S TRUE. - HE HAS LOTS. 140 00:06:45,773 --> 00:06:47,475 - UH-HUH. 141 00:06:47,508 --> 00:06:49,710 - WE HAVE TO GET THE OTHERS AND MASTER SHIFU. 142 00:06:49,743 --> 00:06:51,579 THIS IS BIG. 143 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,113 - NO, NO, NO! IT'S NOT BIG YET. 144 00:06:53,146 --> 00:06:54,181 AND WE CAN KEEP IT NOT BIG 145 00:06:54,214 --> 00:06:55,549 IF WE JUST CATCH THAT LITTLE DUDE 146 00:06:55,583 --> 00:06:56,750 AND GET THE MESSAGE BACK. 147 00:06:56,784 --> 00:06:59,587 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE? 148 00:06:59,620 --> 00:07:01,922 HEY, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SENT HIM OVER TO ME FOR AN AUTOGRAPH. 149 00:07:01,955 --> 00:07:04,592 - WELL--BUT I-- HE SEEMED-- 150 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,860 WAIT A SECOND. SO NOW THIS IS MY FAULT? 151 00:07:06,894 --> 00:07:08,228 - DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP. 152 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,798 THE DRAGON WARRIOR IS ON IT. LET'S GO. 153 00:07:19,840 --> 00:07:21,975 THERE. LITTLE DUDE. CURLY HORN THINGIES. 154 00:07:22,009 --> 00:07:23,577 - HEY! 155 00:07:23,611 --> 00:07:24,878 - LET ME DO THE TALKING. 156 00:07:24,912 --> 00:07:28,616 SOMETIMES YOU'RE KIND OF SCARY. 157 00:07:28,649 --> 00:07:30,751 [chuckles] NOW, FOR EXAMPLE. 158 00:07:33,186 --> 00:07:36,657 HI THERE. UH, KWENG? 159 00:07:36,690 --> 00:07:38,225 KWENG. 160 00:07:38,258 --> 00:07:40,060 THAT SOUNDS KIND OF FUNNY WHEN I SAY IT OUT LOUD. 161 00:07:40,093 --> 00:07:43,263 KWENG. KWENG. KWENG, KWENG, KWENG. 162 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:46,967 SOUNDS LIKE A DUCK WITH A-- ANYWAY. 163 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:49,537 I'M PO. REMEMBER, THE DRAGON WARRIOR? 164 00:07:49,570 --> 00:07:50,771 I JUST SIGNED YOUR THING. 165 00:07:50,804 --> 00:07:52,005 AND I SORT OF NEED IT BACK. 166 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:53,106 - NO. 167 00:07:53,140 --> 00:07:55,543 - GREAT, I WAS AFRAID YOU WERE GONNA-- 168 00:07:55,576 --> 00:07:58,011 WHAT? "NO"? BUT IT WAS A MISTAKE. 169 00:07:58,045 --> 00:07:59,647 - SIR, BE REASONABLE. 170 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,082 IF YOU DELIVER THAT SCROLL, IT WILL START A WAR. 171 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:03,817 - THAT IS NOT MY CONCERN. 172 00:08:03,851 --> 00:08:05,553 A MESSAGE SENT MUST BE DELIVERED. 173 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:08,589 - BUT-- 174 00:08:08,622 --> 00:08:11,024 - NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING. 175 00:08:15,128 --> 00:08:16,129 SORRY, LITTLE DUDE. 176 00:08:16,163 --> 00:08:17,631 OFFICIAL DRAGON WARRIOR BUSINESS. 177 00:08:17,665 --> 00:08:20,167 - [grunts] 178 00:08:20,200 --> 00:08:21,669 [shouts] 179 00:08:21,702 --> 00:08:24,572 NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING. 180 00:08:29,142 --> 00:08:31,579 - [shouting] 181 00:08:31,579 --> 00:08:33,647 - YOU GO TO A SPECIAL MESSENGER SCHOOL OR SOMETHING? 182 00:09:03,210 --> 00:09:06,179 - NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING. 183 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:14,988 - WHOA, WHO THE HECK IS THAT GUY? 184 00:09:15,022 --> 00:09:16,223 - WE KNOW. 185 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:19,192 - PANDA PALS TO THE RESCUE. 186 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:22,229 - COULD WE BE THE JUNIOR PANDA SQUAD INSTEAD? 187 00:09:22,262 --> 00:09:24,331 SOUNDS MORE INTIMIDATING. 188 00:09:24,364 --> 00:09:26,166 - SURE, SURE, YOU GOT IT. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW. 189 00:09:26,199 --> 00:09:28,669 - [gasps] 190 00:09:28,702 --> 00:09:30,203 NOT SO VERY LONG AGO, 191 00:09:30,237 --> 00:09:32,205 THERE LIVED AN UNSTOPPABLE MAGICAL WARRIOR 192 00:09:32,239 --> 00:09:34,908 WITH UNSTOPPABLE SKILLS. 193 00:09:34,942 --> 00:09:37,945 - HIS NAME WAS MASTER KWENG THE UNSTOPPABLE, 194 00:09:37,978 --> 00:09:40,681 AND ALL THE PEOPLE KNEW... 195 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,050 HE WAS UNSTOPPABLE. 196 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:46,086 - FOR THE BETTERMENT OF ALL, MASTER KWENG USED HIS SKILLS 197 00:09:46,119 --> 00:09:49,056 TO DELIVER URGENT MESSAGES AND IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS 198 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:52,192 ALL OVER CHINA. 199 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,695 - HIYA! 200 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:57,765 - MASTER KWENG LEADS AN ARMY OF KUNG FU MASTERS, 201 00:09:57,798 --> 00:09:59,967 DELIVERING ANYTHING ANYWHERE, 202 00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:03,236 KNOWN AS THE KUNG FU EXPRESS. 203 00:10:03,270 --> 00:10:06,073 - AND IF THAT ISN'T COOL ENOUGH FOR YOU... 204 00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:09,376 - HE DRIVES A BLIMP. A BLIMP! 205 00:10:09,409 --> 00:10:10,644 - NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 206 00:10:10,678 --> 00:10:13,046 SEE, OUR GUY'S ON FOOT. NO BLIMP. 207 00:10:13,080 --> 00:10:14,147 SO IT CAN'T BE THE SAME-- [blimp whirring] 208 00:10:14,181 --> 00:10:15,382 [whimpers] 209 00:10:17,951 --> 00:10:20,754 - DON'T WORRY! I'VE GOT YOUR BACK! 210 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,924 PANDA PALS FOREVER! 211 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,426 - WELL, I VOTE WE GET SHIFU AND THE OTHERS. 212 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,129 AND THIS TIME YOU WON'T TALK ME OUT OF IT. 213 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,263 - THERE'S NO TIME. 214 00:10:30,297 --> 00:10:31,264 - REALLY? 'CAUSE I WAS KIND OF-- 215 00:10:31,298 --> 00:10:32,432 [screams] 216 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:34,367 OOF! 217 00:10:34,401 --> 00:10:37,070 - [grunting] 218 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:38,939 WHOA! 219 00:10:38,972 --> 00:10:40,340 - YOU GUYS GET BACK TO THE VILLAGE. 220 00:10:40,373 --> 00:10:41,341 I GOTTA-- AAH! 221 00:10:41,374 --> 00:10:45,012 FLY! 222 00:10:45,045 --> 00:10:46,346 OH, NO! 223 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,992 - WHOA, WHOA! 224 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:01,028 - WHOA! 225 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:03,463 - [gasps] 226 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,998 - [screaming] 227 00:11:05,032 --> 00:11:06,867 [gasps] 228 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:10,370 - [screams] - [grunts] 229 00:11:10,403 --> 00:11:13,874 HUH? WHOA! - WHOA! 230 00:11:19,212 --> 00:11:20,280 - I'M SLIPPING! 231 00:11:22,816 --> 00:11:23,350 AH! 232 00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:30,223 - MASTER KWENG. 233 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,793 - THERE WILL BE NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING. 234 00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,962 A MESSAGE SENT MUST BE DELIVERED. 235 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:36,429 - WE'LL GET TO YOUR MESSAGE IN A MINUTE. 236 00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,998 RIGHT NOW WE'VE GOT A KID ON BOARD, 237 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,433 AND IT'S A TAD "PERILOSHUS." 238 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:43,203 - THE CHILD... 239 00:11:43,236 --> 00:11:47,474 IS NOT MY CONCERN. 240 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:49,376 [all shouting] 241 00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:50,811 - [grunts] 242 00:11:50,844 --> 00:11:53,814 [all screaming] 243 00:11:53,847 --> 00:11:56,383 - WHOA! AH! AH! AH! 244 00:11:56,416 --> 00:11:58,218 AH! [grunts] 245 00:12:01,388 --> 00:12:03,857 - NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING! 246 00:12:12,432 --> 00:12:13,801 [all screaming] 247 00:12:19,239 --> 00:12:21,474 HMPH. NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING. 248 00:12:24,144 --> 00:12:25,879 - [giggles] 249 00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:31,418 - I WILL NEVER EVER SIGN ANOTHER AUTOGRAPH. 250 00:12:33,921 --> 00:12:35,455 GOT IT. 251 00:12:38,225 --> 00:12:40,293 - NO UNAUTHORIZED-- 252 00:12:40,327 --> 00:12:41,962 - YEAH! OOH! 253 00:12:41,995 --> 00:12:43,563 [air hissing] 254 00:12:43,596 --> 00:12:46,033 - [grumbles] 255 00:12:46,066 --> 00:12:49,036 - NO! 256 00:12:49,069 --> 00:12:50,838 I MEAN, YES! 257 00:12:50,838 --> 00:12:53,273 ALL PART OF MY PLAN. 258 00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:54,407 [grunting] GIVE IT HERE. 259 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:58,445 UH-OH. 260 00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,117 - DOES THIS PLAN OF YOURS HAVE ANY OTHER PARTS? 261 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:07,587 - UM, CRASHING. 262 00:13:07,620 --> 00:13:09,289 [all screaming] 263 00:13:50,363 --> 00:13:53,033 - IF I DO NOT LIKE THIS PEACE TREATY, 264 00:13:53,066 --> 00:13:57,270 THERE WILL BE A WAR ON YOU AND ALL YOUR CLAN. 265 00:13:57,304 --> 00:14:00,941 - WHEN THE TREATY ARRIVES BY THE MIGHTY KUNG FU EXPRESS, 266 00:14:00,974 --> 00:14:04,111 WE SHALL SEE IF ANY WORDS ARE NOT TO MY LIKING, 267 00:14:04,144 --> 00:14:07,447 AND IF NOT, YOU AND YOUR CLAN WILL PAY. 268 00:14:07,480 --> 00:14:09,917 - GRAAA! - GRAAA! 269 00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:11,919 all: GRAAA! GRAAA! 270 00:14:11,919 --> 00:14:15,622 GRAAA! GRAAA! GRAAA! 271 00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:24,932 - [coughs] 272 00:14:24,932 --> 00:14:26,599 WHAT-- WHAT IS THIS PLACE? 273 00:14:29,002 --> 00:14:31,071 - HUH? 274 00:14:39,612 --> 00:14:42,950 IT DOESN'T MATTER. 'CAUSE WHO GOT THE SCROLL? 275 00:14:42,983 --> 00:14:44,651 WHO GOT THE SCROLL? WHO GOT THE SCROLL? 276 00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:45,953 THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. 277 00:14:45,953 --> 00:14:49,456 PANDA GOT THE SCROLL. 278 00:14:49,489 --> 00:14:51,959 - [growls] 279 00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:53,226 - HEY, BUDDY. DON'T FEEL BAD. 280 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:55,628 YOU WERE UP AGAINST TWO KUNG FU MASTERS HERE. 281 00:14:58,365 --> 00:15:00,500 HMM? HMM? 282 00:15:10,143 --> 00:15:13,480 - NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING! 283 00:15:13,513 --> 00:15:15,648 all: NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING! 284 00:15:15,682 --> 00:15:18,251 NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING! 285 00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:22,289 NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING! NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING! 286 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,524 NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING! 287 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:25,993 - WHAT THE-- WHERE-- 288 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,660 WHO ARE THEY? 289 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:29,529 all: NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING! 290 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:33,133 NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING! NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING! 291 00:15:33,166 --> 00:15:35,002 - MAYBE IT DOES MATTER, BECAUSE WE'RE IN 292 00:15:35,035 --> 00:15:37,670 THE KUNG FU EXPRESS HEADQUARTERS! 293 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:39,372 [gong rings] 294 00:15:39,406 --> 00:15:40,640 [all shouting] 295 00:15:44,777 --> 00:15:47,414 - PANDA AND TIGER GUILTY OF UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING. 296 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,016 CHECK. 297 00:15:49,016 --> 00:15:50,350 PRISONERS WILL BE DELIVERED TO CHOR GHOM PRISON. 298 00:15:50,383 --> 00:15:52,019 CHECK. 299 00:15:56,023 --> 00:15:57,757 PRISONERS AWAKE. NOTED. 300 00:15:57,790 --> 00:16:01,161 PACKAGES AND INVENTORY SECURE. DAMAGE TO BUILDING ASSESSED. 301 00:16:01,194 --> 00:16:03,430 REPAIR CREWS DISPATCHED. AWAITING FURTHER ORDERS. 302 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:05,432 - OH... MM-HMM. 303 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:07,567 - HMM. 304 00:16:10,137 --> 00:16:11,171 - LAM'S OKAY. 305 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:13,073 BUT I DON'T SEE THE SCROLL ANYWHERE. 306 00:16:13,106 --> 00:16:14,707 - KWENG HAS IT. OVER THERE. 307 00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:18,245 - WHERE? WHAT-- WHICH WAY DID YOU POINT? 308 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:19,279 OH, THANKS. 309 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,049 MASTER KWENG, STOP! 310 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,655 - WHOA! 311 00:16:28,688 --> 00:16:30,723 [grunting] 312 00:16:30,757 --> 00:16:32,292 - HIYA! 313 00:16:32,325 --> 00:16:34,394 - OW! 314 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,296 [grunting] 315 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:38,631 AAH! 316 00:16:46,306 --> 00:16:48,808 QUIT MOVING AROUND SO MUCH. MY PANTS ARE RIDING UP. 317 00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:51,211 - I NEED SOMETHING TO OPEN THIS LOCK. 318 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:52,279 AHA! 319 00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:54,114 - HUH? 320 00:16:54,147 --> 00:16:55,215 HIYA! 321 00:16:59,819 --> 00:17:01,321 - NO, NO, NO, NO. THE OTHER WAY. 322 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:04,291 MASTER KWENG'S THAT-A-WAY! 323 00:17:04,324 --> 00:17:06,159 OH! OOH! 324 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:07,460 - I AM WORKING ON IT! 325 00:17:26,346 --> 00:17:27,380 - LITTLE FASTER, TY. 326 00:17:34,254 --> 00:17:35,322 OOH! - HA! 327 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:36,289 - WHOA! 328 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,132 [screams] 329 00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,272 - HUH? 330 00:17:52,305 --> 00:17:53,540 - UNGH! 331 00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:54,474 - YES! 332 00:17:58,245 --> 00:17:59,279 - OOH! 333 00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,447 [whimpers] 334 00:18:00,480 --> 00:18:01,381 WHOA! WHOA! 335 00:18:03,416 --> 00:18:06,419 YAH! HA-HA! 336 00:18:06,453 --> 00:18:08,755 OOH! [grunting] 337 00:18:18,865 --> 00:18:20,167 both: HUH? 338 00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:26,873 - OKAY, THIS COULD TAKE A WHILE. 339 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,710 IS THIS IT? 340 00:18:30,743 --> 00:18:32,579 - TRY THIS ONE. - THAT'S NOT IT EITHER. 341 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,580 - WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE OVER HERE? - MAYBE THIS ONE OVER HERE. 342 00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:34,681 - NO, THAT'S-- I ALREADY LOOKED AT THAT ONE. 343 00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:36,849 - THEY ALL LOOK THE SAME. 344 00:18:36,883 --> 00:18:38,485 - NO UNAUTHORIZED HANDLING! 345 00:18:39,919 --> 00:18:42,722 STOP THEM! 346 00:18:45,492 --> 00:18:47,427 - WHOA! 347 00:18:47,460 --> 00:18:50,263 JUST A SEC. 348 00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:52,399 OKAY, YOU'RE GOOD. 349 00:18:52,432 --> 00:18:53,766 - NO. 350 00:18:56,203 --> 00:18:58,338 - I FOUND IT. I'VE GOT IT. 351 00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:03,510 - YEAH! 352 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,586 SCROLL 'EM AND ROLL 'EM. 353 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:14,654 - AGREED. 354 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:18,658 [both growling] 355 00:19:22,529 --> 00:19:24,664 PO! - OH, SORRY. 356 00:19:31,704 --> 00:19:34,374 - VERY IMPRESSIVE, BOTH OF YOU. 357 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,909 I WOULD WELCOME YOUR SKILLS TO MY TEAM ANY DAY. 358 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,511 - I'VE GOT A JOB. 359 00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,747 - FOUR WEEKS VACATION PER YEAR. 360 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,449 - THAT'S-- 361 00:19:42,482 --> 00:19:44,484 - [grumbles] 362 00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,786 - I MEAN, NO WAY, KWENG. 363 00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,658 SORRY, MASTER KWENG. BUT THERE'S A WAR AT STAKE. 364 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:53,326 WE CAN'T LET YOU DELIVER THAT SCROLL. 365 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:56,496 - OH, BUT I'M NOT DELIVERING IT. 366 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:59,699 CHEEN-GWAN AND CAN-SHOO ARE PICKING IT UP HERE. 367 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:02,502 - HUH? - HUH? 368 00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,337 WHOA! - WHOA! 369 00:20:27,594 --> 00:20:30,797 - I RECEIVED A NOTE OUR PACKAGE IS HERE. 370 00:20:30,830 --> 00:20:34,233 - I SAW IT FIRST. - I TOUCHED IT FIRST. 371 00:20:36,035 --> 00:20:38,705 - A MESSAGE SENT MUST BE DELIVERED. 372 00:20:44,477 --> 00:20:46,346 - WE-- WE FAILED. 373 00:20:46,379 --> 00:20:47,714 - OH, MAN! 374 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:49,616 WELCOME TO A THOUSAND YEARS OF WAR. 375 00:20:49,649 --> 00:20:50,683 THANK YOU, ME. 376 00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:56,523 - CHECK IT OUT. 377 00:20:56,556 --> 00:20:58,525 IT'S AN AUTOGRAPH FROM THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 378 00:20:58,558 --> 00:21:00,360 I TOTALLY LOVE THAT GUY. 379 00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:01,628 - ME TOO! 380 00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,397 OH, MY GOSH, HE'S, LIKE, SO AWESOME. 381 00:21:04,431 --> 00:21:06,599 both: HUH? 382 00:21:06,633 --> 00:21:09,569 - I GUESS WE DO HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON AFTER ALL. 383 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:11,538 - YEAH. 384 00:21:11,571 --> 00:21:13,606 WHAT ARE WE FEUDING ABOUT, ANYWAY? 385 00:21:15,342 --> 00:21:19,912 - COME TO ME, MY BROTHER! - COME TO ME, MY BROTHER! 386 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,748 - MY BROTHERS! 387 00:21:21,781 --> 00:21:24,617 WHEW! I'M GLAD THIS WORKED OUT ALL RIGHT. 388 00:21:24,651 --> 00:21:28,421 - THE DRAGON WARRIOR. - OH, MY GOSH, DO I LOOK OKAY? 389 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,690 - WE THANK YOU, O DRAGON WARRIOR, 390 00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:32,692 FOR BRINGING PEACE TO OUR KINGDOMS. 391 00:21:32,725 --> 00:21:36,763 - FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, YOUR AUTOGRAPH WILL BE DISPLAYED 392 00:21:36,796 --> 00:21:39,432 IN A PLACE OF HONOR AT MY PALACE. 393 00:21:39,466 --> 00:21:42,735 - YES, THAT'S FINE. BUT AT MY PALACE. 394 00:21:42,769 --> 00:21:45,638 - NUH-UH! - YUH-HUH! 395 00:21:45,672 --> 00:21:47,974 - I DECLARE WAR! 396 00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:51,077 - NO, I DECLARE WAR FIRST! 397 00:21:52,812 --> 00:21:55,682 - WOW, I SEE WHY THEY CALL YOU WARLORDS AND NOT... 398 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,384 GENTLEMEN! 399 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:58,651 IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO DO SOMETHING I SWORE 400 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,953 I WOULD NEVER EVER DO AGAIN EVER. 401 00:22:11,097 --> 00:22:14,701 - THAT WAS HISTORICAL. 402 00:22:14,734 --> 00:22:15,968 - UNBELIEVABLE. 403 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:19,672 YOU AVERT A WAR BY SIGNING A SECOND AUTOGRAPH. 404 00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:22,108 - RIGHTY-O. YOU SEE, TIGRESS? 405 00:22:22,141 --> 00:22:25,011 MAYBE ME BEING A CELEBRITY ISN'T SUCH A BAD THING. 406 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,947 - YEAH, EXCEPT THAT'S WHAT PUT EVERYONE IN DANGER 407 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:30,550 IN THE FIRST PLACE. 408 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:32,919 - YOU'RE WELCOME. 409 00:22:32,952 --> 00:22:36,723 - LOOK, HE SAID I WAS HIS NUMBER ONE FAN. 410 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:39,158 - THAT CAN'T BE. I'M HIS NUMBER ONE FAN. 411 00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,827 THAT AUTOGRAPH IS FOR ME. 412 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,495 - NO, IT'S NOT! IT'S MINE. 413 00:22:42,529 --> 00:22:43,496 - IT'S MINE! - MINE! 414 00:22:43,530 --> 00:22:44,497 - MINE! - MINE! 415 00:22:44,531 --> 00:22:45,498 - MINE! - THIS MEANS WAR! 416 00:22:45,532 --> 00:22:47,667 - THIS MEANS DOUBLE WAR! - AAH! 27259

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