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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:03,037 - WA-CHA! HIYA! 2 00:00:03,071 --> 00:00:06,507 - AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:06,540 --> 00:00:09,243 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:09,277 --> 00:00:10,578 [gong rings] 5 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:13,381 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:13,414 --> 00:00:17,085 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,519 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:18,552 --> 00:00:20,621 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:20,654 --> 00:00:22,056 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:22,090 --> 00:00:24,092 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:24,125 --> 00:00:25,293 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:25,326 --> 00:00:27,195 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:27,228 --> 00:00:30,198 [scatting] 14 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:33,301 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:33,334 --> 00:00:34,802 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 16 00:00:34,835 --> 00:00:36,837 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 17 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:38,572 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:38,606 --> 00:00:41,809 [scatting] 19 00:00:41,842 --> 00:00:44,178 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 20 00:00:44,212 --> 00:00:45,579 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 21 00:00:45,613 --> 00:00:47,315 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 22 00:00:47,348 --> 00:00:50,318 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE * 23 00:00:50,351 --> 00:00:53,521 * KUNG FU PANDA 24 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:55,189 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 25 00:00:55,223 --> 00:00:56,557 SWEET! 26 00:00:59,227 --> 00:01:02,130 [traditional Chinese music] 27 00:01:02,163 --> 00:01:06,400 * 28 00:01:06,434 --> 00:01:09,337 [kung fu fighting sounds] 29 00:01:12,173 --> 00:01:15,243 both: [grunting] 30 00:01:17,445 --> 00:01:18,412 - UNH! 31 00:01:18,446 --> 00:01:22,616 - [angry gibberish] 32 00:01:22,650 --> 00:01:24,885 [gasps] 33 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:28,156 - HIYA! - YAAH! 34 00:01:30,824 --> 00:01:33,594 - YOUR CRIME-DOING DAYS ARE OVER, TEMUTAI! 35 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,763 TIME TO PAY THE PANDA! 36 00:01:35,796 --> 00:01:36,764 [gong sounds] 37 00:01:36,797 --> 00:01:40,434 [gasps] THE GONG! 38 00:01:40,468 --> 00:01:41,402 - LUNCH! 39 00:01:41,435 --> 00:01:43,771 - LOOKS LIKE YOU WERE WRONG, DRAGON WARRIOR! 40 00:01:43,804 --> 00:01:45,706 I LAUGH AT YOU AND I RUN AWAY! 41 00:01:45,739 --> 00:01:47,608 [mocking laughter] 42 00:01:49,443 --> 00:01:51,479 [mocking laughter] 43 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,181 - OOPS. 44 00:01:53,214 --> 00:01:54,648 - YOU LET TEMUTAI GET AWAY?! 45 00:01:54,682 --> 00:01:56,317 - [muffled with food] OF COURSE I DIDN'T. 46 00:01:56,350 --> 00:01:57,885 WELL, MAYBE. 47 00:01:57,918 --> 00:01:59,287 SORTA. A LITTLE BIT. 48 00:01:59,320 --> 00:02:00,654 BUT IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN NEXT TIME. 49 00:02:00,688 --> 00:02:04,292 NEXT TIME I SEE TEMUTAI HE'S MINE! 50 00:02:04,325 --> 00:02:05,659 AND SO IS THAT MOONCAKE! 51 00:02:05,693 --> 00:02:07,461 HUNH! - HEY! 52 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:10,198 - OH, MM. BLAGH! I'M SORRY. 53 00:02:10,198 --> 00:02:11,565 DID YOU WANT THAT? 54 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:13,334 - FORGET IT. 55 00:02:13,367 --> 00:02:15,469 - [chewing, gulping] 56 00:02:15,503 --> 00:02:19,307 - AH, HERE YOU ALL ARE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER. 57 00:02:19,340 --> 00:02:21,642 - AND YOU FOUND US WHERE WE LIVE. IMAGINE. 58 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:24,612 - YOU ALL KNOW MRS. YOON, MY NEW SECRETARY. 59 00:02:24,645 --> 00:02:27,348 - I KNOW. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT EITHER. 60 00:02:27,381 --> 00:02:28,416 [chuckles] 61 00:02:28,449 --> 00:02:32,220 - I HAVE EXCITING NEWS! ARE YOU ALL SITTING DOWN? 62 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,224 AH, SO YOU ARE. NOW THEN... 63 00:02:36,224 --> 00:02:38,492 UPPER HEAD DISTRICT CHIEF SUPERIOR 64 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:40,428 SUPERINTENDENT CHANG IS GOING TO BE 65 00:02:40,461 --> 00:02:42,230 PASSING THROUGH THE VILLAGE, 66 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:43,964 SO I'M GOING TO THROW HIM A BANQUET! 67 00:02:43,997 --> 00:02:45,065 - [loud chewing] [spits] 68 00:02:45,098 --> 00:02:49,237 AWESOME! A BANQUET! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO ONE! 69 00:02:49,237 --> 00:02:50,504 [loud chewing] 70 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:52,506 - INVITATIONS WILL BE ALL SENT OUT SHORTLY, 71 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:55,476 BUT I WANT TO MAKE CERTAIN YOU'LL BE IN ATTENDANCE! 72 00:02:55,509 --> 00:02:57,445 IT'S GOING TO BE A GRAND AFFAIR! 73 00:02:57,478 --> 00:02:58,846 - OOH-OOH! A GRAND AFFAIR! 74 00:02:58,879 --> 00:03:01,615 DID YOU HEAR THAT? THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT! 75 00:03:01,649 --> 00:03:03,317 - I'M SORRY, CONSTABLE HU. 76 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,786 BUT WE DON'T NORMALLY ATTEND BANQUETS... 77 00:03:05,819 --> 00:03:07,355 FOR BUREAUCRATS. 78 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,790 - OH, CHANG'S NOT JUST ANY BUREAUCRAT! 79 00:03:09,823 --> 00:03:14,562 HE'S THE BUREAUCRAT! AN ABSOLUTE LEGEND! 80 00:03:14,595 --> 00:03:16,797 HE BEGAN AS THE ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT 81 00:03:16,830 --> 00:03:19,367 OF THE ASSISTANT TO THE ASSISTANT'S ASSISTANT 82 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,335 OF BUREAUCRATIC AFFAIRS. 83 00:03:21,369 --> 00:03:24,372 IT WAS THERE THAT HE MADE AN AMAZING DISCOVERY. 84 00:03:24,405 --> 00:03:26,740 YOU CAN'T BE BLAMED WHEN THINGS GO WRONG, 85 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:29,543 IF YOU NEVER ACTUALLY DO ANYTHING. 86 00:03:29,577 --> 00:03:30,811 HE WAS QUICKLY PROMOTED 87 00:03:30,844 --> 00:03:33,281 TO A NEW POSITION WHERE HE DID NOTHING. 88 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:35,849 THEN WAS PROMOTED AGAIN WHERE HE DID NOTHING. 89 00:03:35,883 --> 00:03:38,552 AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. 90 00:03:38,586 --> 00:03:40,488 UNTIL HE HAD DONE SO MUCH NOTHING 91 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:42,590 THAT HE ROSE TO THE VERY TOP 92 00:03:42,623 --> 00:03:45,659 WHERE HE REMAINS TO THIS VERY DAY. 93 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:49,430 - OH! IT'S EVEN BETTER THE SECOND TIME! 94 00:03:49,463 --> 00:03:52,533 - I'M SORRY, CONSTABLE HU. BUT THE ANSWER IS STILL NO. 95 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:53,834 - AWWWWWWWWWWW... 96 00:03:53,867 --> 00:03:56,770 - OH! BUT PLEASE! YOU HAVE TO! I NEED YOU! 97 00:03:56,804 --> 00:04:00,374 IF YOU DON'T COME HE MIGHT NOT APPROVE MY TRANSFER! 98 00:04:00,408 --> 00:04:02,042 - TRANSFER? TRANSFER? 99 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:05,379 WHO SAID WE'RE NOT COMING? OF COURSE WE'RE COMING! 100 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:06,314 all: RIGHT! 101 00:04:06,347 --> 00:04:10,784 - WOOOOOOO! YEAH! PAR-TAY! WOO-HOO-HOO! 102 00:04:10,818 --> 00:04:11,852 [loud chewing] 103 00:04:11,885 --> 00:04:12,786 - WE COULD EVEN DO A PERFORMANCE 104 00:04:12,820 --> 00:04:14,054 AT THE BANQUET IF YOU LIKE! 105 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:17,057 - A PERFOR--OH, YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? 106 00:04:17,090 --> 00:04:18,859 - WE'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES. 107 00:04:18,892 --> 00:04:21,562 - I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME! 108 00:04:21,595 --> 00:04:23,464 WHAT CHUMS YOU ARE! 109 00:04:23,497 --> 00:04:26,900 THIS BANQUET SHALL BE THE MOST SOPHISTICATED, ELEGANT-- 110 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:30,404 - [slurping] [gurgling] 111 00:04:30,438 --> 00:04:31,539 MM. 112 00:04:33,907 --> 00:04:35,643 MM-HM. 113 00:04:35,676 --> 00:04:36,610 MM. 114 00:04:36,644 --> 00:04:38,812 [slurping] 115 00:04:38,846 --> 00:04:43,351 - UM...DIGNIFIED SOIREE THE VALLEY HAS EVER SEEN. 116 00:04:43,384 --> 00:04:44,418 - HEY, IF YOU WANT... 117 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:47,488 I CAN SIT NEXT TO THIS CHANG GUY DURING DINNER. 118 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:49,457 - Y-Y-Y-Y-YOU? 119 00:04:49,490 --> 00:04:51,091 - [chuckles] SURE. 120 00:04:51,124 --> 00:04:52,493 [loud chewing] 121 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:55,896 I WON'T LEAVE HIS SIDE THE WHOLE NIGHT. 122 00:04:55,929 --> 00:04:57,831 [loud belch] 123 00:04:57,865 --> 00:05:01,034 SO, UH, WHEN ARE WE GONNA GET THOSE INVITATIONS AGAIN? 124 00:05:04,638 --> 00:05:05,806 - IF THIS BANQUET GOES WELL, 125 00:05:05,839 --> 00:05:08,742 CONSTABLE HU WILL BE LEAVING US. 126 00:05:08,776 --> 00:05:12,580 NO MORE OF HIS PERMITS, HIS ENDLESS FORMS, 127 00:05:12,613 --> 00:05:15,115 HIS CONSTANT MEDDLING. 128 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:17,851 WE'LL BE FREE. 129 00:05:17,885 --> 00:05:19,487 [clears throat] THEREFORE, 130 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:22,490 THE PERFORMANCE WE DO MUST BE ABSOLUTELY SPECTACULAR! 131 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:24,558 - HOW ABOUT THE BLAZING WALL OF FURY? 132 00:05:24,592 --> 00:05:25,626 - TOO BORING. 133 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,660 - PINNACLE OF PERFECTION? 134 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:28,629 - OH, EVERYBODY DOES THAT ONE. 135 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,130 - WE NEED SOMETHING TOTALLY NEW. 136 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:33,634 SOMETHING WITH ZIP! ZING! PIZZAZZ! 137 00:05:33,667 --> 00:05:36,136 - DID HE JUST SAY PIZZAZZ? 138 00:05:36,169 --> 00:05:38,472 - AND ZIP AND ZING. 139 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:39,640 - HEY! I GOT IT! 140 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:40,874 I SAW THIS GROUP IN THE VILLAGE 141 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,843 DO THIS THING ONCE, AND IT WAS AWESOME! 142 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,512 - WHAT? - OKAY. 143 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:45,846 SO THIS IS CALLED... 144 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:47,515 IMPROV. 145 00:05:47,548 --> 00:05:49,550 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS. IT'S HYSTERICAL! 146 00:05:49,583 --> 00:05:50,951 IT'S SO FUNNY. 147 00:05:50,984 --> 00:05:52,786 OKAY--LIKE, OKAY. SO IT'S--OKAY. 148 00:05:52,820 --> 00:05:54,655 YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE THE AUDIENCE 149 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:56,857 AND GIVE SHIFU AND I THE SUGGESTIONS. 150 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:58,659 - SUGGESTIONS FOR WHAT? 151 00:05:58,692 --> 00:05:59,960 - FOR THE LITTLE SKIT WE'RE GONNA DO. 152 00:05:59,993 --> 00:06:01,629 - I DON'T WANT TO DO A LITTLE SKIT. 153 00:06:01,662 --> 00:06:02,696 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 154 00:06:02,730 --> 00:06:05,132 THEY'RE GONNA HOWL. TRUST ME. HOWL. 155 00:06:05,165 --> 00:06:06,166 HERE WE GO. 156 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,435 [clears throat] 157 00:06:07,468 --> 00:06:11,004 HEY, EVERYBODY! HOW YOU ALL DOING? 158 00:06:11,038 --> 00:06:13,574 GREAT! WE'RE GOING TO DO A SKIT BASED ON-- 159 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:14,808 - I DON'T WANT TO DO A SKIT. 160 00:06:14,842 --> 00:06:15,909 - YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT. 161 00:06:15,943 --> 00:06:17,811 TO START THE HILARITY, THE FIRST SUGGESTION WE NEED 162 00:06:17,845 --> 00:06:20,080 IS A LOCATION. 163 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:21,449 - A LOCATION FOR WHAT? 164 00:06:21,449 --> 00:06:22,683 - FOR THE SKIT WE'RE GONNA DO. 165 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:23,617 - I DON'T WANT TO DO A SKIT. 166 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:25,152 - I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. 167 00:06:25,185 --> 00:06:26,454 - WE HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. 168 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:27,521 - DONE WHAT? 169 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:28,689 - THE SKIT! 170 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:29,857 - I DON'T WANT TO DO A SKIT. 171 00:06:29,890 --> 00:06:31,559 - WOULD YOU JUST--? - ROCK QUARRY! 172 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:33,527 - WHAT? - THAT'S MY SUGGESTION. 173 00:06:33,561 --> 00:06:34,728 FOR THE LOCATION. 174 00:06:34,762 --> 00:06:36,464 - A ROCK QUARRY? SERIOUSLY? 175 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:38,932 BLECH! HOW ABOUT A DOCTOR'S OFFICE? 176 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,634 all: ROCK QUARRY! 177 00:06:40,668 --> 00:06:43,070 - FINE, A ROCK QUARRY. BLECH. 178 00:06:43,103 --> 00:06:47,841 [breathing loudly] 179 00:06:47,875 --> 00:06:48,876 - WHEN IS THIS GONNA BE FUNNY? 180 00:06:48,909 --> 00:06:50,911 - I JUST STARTED! GIVE IT A SECOND, ALL RIGHT? 181 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,646 YOU'RE THE ONES WHO SAID ROCK QUARRY. 182 00:06:52,680 --> 00:06:54,214 HELLO, CO-WORKER. 183 00:06:54,247 --> 00:06:57,150 HERE'S THAT ROCK YOU WANTED. 184 00:06:59,252 --> 00:07:00,888 - LET'S DO THE PINNACLE OF PERFECTION. 185 00:07:00,921 --> 00:07:02,122 - YEAH, GOOD IDEA. - PINNACLE OF PERFECTION. 186 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,592 - THAT'S WHAT WE'LL DO. - YEAH! 187 00:07:10,764 --> 00:07:14,167 - INVITATION, INVITATION TO THE PARTY. 188 00:07:15,836 --> 00:07:20,508 - OOH! A PARTY! A PARTY! HA! 189 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:23,076 NO ONE THROWS A PARTY WITHOUT INVITING TEMUTAI, 190 00:07:23,110 --> 00:07:25,746 WARRIOR KING OF THE QIDAN! 191 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:29,850 all: [fighting sounds] 192 00:07:31,652 --> 00:07:32,820 - EXCELLENT. 193 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:35,789 UPPER HEAD DISTRICT CHIEF SUPERIOR SUPERINTENDENT CHANG 194 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,224 WILL BE MOST IMPRESSED. 195 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:38,959 - WHAT TIME SHOULD WE START HEADING DOWN TO THE BANQUET? 196 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:41,695 - I BELIEVE THE INVITATION SAID IT STARTED AT 6:00 SO... 197 00:07:41,729 --> 00:07:42,763 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 198 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,131 CONSTABLE HU SENT YOUR INVITATION? 199 00:07:44,164 --> 00:07:45,265 YOU GOT IT? 200 00:07:45,298 --> 00:07:47,768 - OF COURSE HE DID. WE ALL GOT THEM. 201 00:07:47,801 --> 00:07:48,736 - ME TOO. - SO DID I. 202 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:50,170 - YEAH. - I GOT IT. 203 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:51,772 - DIDN'T YOU GET YOURS? 204 00:07:51,805 --> 00:07:52,806 - HUH. 205 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,944 - AND MAKE SURE MR. PING SERVES THE DIM SUM FIRST 206 00:07:56,977 --> 00:07:58,278 AND THEN THE... 207 00:07:58,311 --> 00:08:00,180 [gulps] 208 00:08:00,213 --> 00:08:02,115 [whispering indistinctly] 209 00:08:06,119 --> 00:08:07,988 - I'D LIKE TO TALK TO CONSTABLE HU. 210 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:11,559 - I'LL SEE IF HE'S AVAILABLE. 211 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:12,960 - [low voice] I TOLD YOU TO GET RID OF HIM. 212 00:08:12,993 --> 00:08:16,564 [continues, indistinct] 213 00:08:19,332 --> 00:08:22,035 - HE'S AT THE DENTIST. 214 00:08:24,237 --> 00:08:27,575 - UH, HE'S RIGHT OVER THERE. 215 00:08:27,608 --> 00:08:29,743 UH, HEY, UM... 216 00:08:31,745 --> 00:08:33,947 - UNH! 217 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:35,583 - CONSTABLE HU, I--UH... 218 00:08:35,616 --> 00:08:38,051 - OH, UH, PO! HA HA! 219 00:08:38,085 --> 00:08:41,589 WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? 220 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,290 - CONSTABLE HU, THERE SEEMS TO BE 221 00:08:43,323 --> 00:08:44,958 A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH MY INVITATION. 222 00:08:44,992 --> 00:08:46,794 I DIDN'T ACTUALLY...GET IT. 223 00:08:46,827 --> 00:08:48,128 YET. 224 00:08:48,161 --> 00:08:50,898 - DIDN'T...GET IT? REALLY? 225 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:54,802 WELL, THAT'S ODD. OH! I REMEMBER NOW. 226 00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:58,338 UH, YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 227 00:08:58,371 --> 00:08:59,807 - WHAT? 228 00:08:59,840 --> 00:09:02,075 - [cries] 229 00:09:02,109 --> 00:09:04,745 - OH, PO, I FEEL TERRIBLE ABOUT THIS. 230 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,314 BUT YOUR MANNERS! THEY'RE ATROCIOUS! 231 00:09:07,347 --> 00:09:10,618 I CAN'T EXPOSE CHANG TO THAT! HOW WOULD THAT MAKE ME LOOK? 232 00:09:10,651 --> 00:09:13,754 YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS NIGHT IS TO ME! 233 00:09:13,787 --> 00:09:15,623 - BUT YOU GOTTA LET ME COME! 234 00:09:15,656 --> 00:09:17,257 EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE VILLAGE IS GOING! 235 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:22,095 - BWAAA, SEE YA TONIGHT, PO. BWAA, YOU BET BWAAA. 236 00:09:22,129 --> 00:09:24,898 - YOU EVEN INVITED THE GUY THAT GOES "BWAAAA." 237 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:29,269 - HE MAY GO "BWAAA," BUT HIS MANNERS? IMPECCABLE. 238 00:09:29,302 --> 00:09:33,106 THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO. NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME. 239 00:09:33,140 --> 00:09:35,342 - CONSTABLE HU. PLEASE. 240 00:09:35,375 --> 00:09:38,045 - PO! TWO WORDS... 241 00:09:38,078 --> 00:09:39,847 NO! 242 00:09:40,948 --> 00:09:44,818 - UM, THAT WAS ONE...WORD. 243 00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:47,655 - UNH! 244 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:48,989 - I'M SORRY ABOUT THE BANQUET, PO. 245 00:09:49,022 --> 00:09:50,290 - AAH! 246 00:09:50,323 --> 00:09:52,192 DO YOU GUYS THINK THE WAY I EAT IS DISGUSTING? 247 00:09:52,225 --> 00:09:54,662 - WE TRY NOT TO WATCH. 248 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,163 - BUT ONLY BECAUSE IT'S TOO DISGUSTING. 249 00:09:56,196 --> 00:09:57,130 - UNH! WHOA! 250 00:09:57,164 --> 00:09:58,799 UGH! 251 00:09:58,832 --> 00:10:00,701 MAYBE YOU COULD TALK TO CONSTABLE HU. 252 00:10:00,734 --> 00:10:03,003 YOU KNOW, TELL HIM IT'S OKAY TO LET ME COME. 253 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:06,306 - PO, I--PERHAPS IT'S BEST THIS WAY. 254 00:10:06,339 --> 00:10:09,309 THIS BANQUET IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT AND... 255 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:14,314 - [gasps] YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GO EITHER. 256 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,316 - PO, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND... 257 00:10:16,349 --> 00:10:18,318 - NO, NO, NO! OH, I UNDERSTAND. 258 00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:19,552 I UNDERSTAND, ALL RIGHT. 259 00:10:19,586 --> 00:10:22,122 I'M GROSS AND DISGUSTING AND NOBODY WANTS TO BE AROUND ME. 260 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,992 SO IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I'LL BE IN MY ROOM 261 00:10:25,025 --> 00:10:26,827 HIDING MY HIDEOUSNESS. 262 00:10:26,860 --> 00:10:29,396 - PO! 263 00:10:29,429 --> 00:10:31,631 [sighs] 264 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:35,435 - WELL? 265 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:39,006 - I'M SORRY, TEMUTAI, BUT... 266 00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:45,445 [gulps] YOU'RE NOT INVITED. 267 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:47,047 - ARE YOU SURE? 268 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:50,017 BECAUSE IT COULD BE A MISTAKE OR SOMETHING. 269 00:10:50,050 --> 00:10:52,853 YOU KNOW HOW WE SOMETIMES GET THAT OTHER GUY'S MAIL. 270 00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:56,089 MAYBE WHAT HAPPENED WAS THEY SENT MY INVITATION TO HIM AND... 271 00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:57,891 - IT'S NO MISTAKE, TEMUTAI. 272 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,359 YOU'RE NOT INVITED TO THE BANQUET. 273 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:02,195 - NO ONE DISRESPECTS THE WARRIOR KING OF THE QIDAN 274 00:11:02,229 --> 00:11:03,163 IN THIS MANNER! 275 00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:04,397 RRAH! - UNH! 276 00:11:04,431 --> 00:11:06,099 - DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL! 277 00:11:06,133 --> 00:11:09,236 TO BE THE ONLY ONE WHO ISN'T GOING? 278 00:11:09,269 --> 00:11:10,270 - BUT YOU'RE NOT! 279 00:11:10,303 --> 00:11:12,840 THE DRAGON WARRIOR HASN'T BEEN INVITED EITHER! 280 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,409 - WHAT? OH, OF COURSE. THAT MAKES SENSE. 281 00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:19,112 I'VE SEEN THE WAY HE EATS. 282 00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:21,749 AND IF THE DRAGON WARRIOR'S NOT THERE, 283 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:24,251 OUR MISSION WILL BE THAT MUCH EASIER! 284 00:11:24,284 --> 00:11:25,753 - OUR MISSION? 285 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:27,755 - PREPARE THE TROOPS! GATHER ALL THE WEAPONS! 286 00:11:27,788 --> 00:11:31,291 IF I CAN'T ENJOY THAT BANQUET, NO ONE WILL! 287 00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:36,329 [fanatical laughter] 288 00:11:40,533 --> 00:11:41,769 [light knock] 289 00:11:41,769 --> 00:11:42,936 - GO AWAY. 290 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,938 - PO? MAY I COME IN PLEASE? 291 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:47,107 - I WOULDN'T WANT TO DISGUST YOU. 292 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:51,044 - PO. OPEN THE DOOR. 293 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,412 - HERE'S A BLINDFOLD SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO GAZE 294 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:55,448 UPON MY GROTESQUITY. 295 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:02,890 [sighs] WHEN I WAS A KID, I DIDN'T GET INVITED TO BANQUETS 296 00:12:02,923 --> 00:12:05,325 FOR THE SAME DARN REASON AS NOW. 297 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:09,797 [stomach grumbling] 298 00:12:09,797 --> 00:12:10,831 APPARENTLY, YOU THROW UP ONE BOWL 299 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:13,333 OF SWEET AND SOUR CHOWDER, YOU GET PEGGED FOR LIFE. 300 00:12:13,366 --> 00:12:14,802 [gagging] 301 00:12:14,802 --> 00:12:15,535 [vomiting sounds] 302 00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:18,806 all: [gasping] 303 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:21,942 - SO I'D HIDE IN A POT AND WATCH. 304 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,310 AND I'D SAY TO MYSELF, 305 00:12:23,343 --> 00:12:25,112 "ONE DAY THAT'S GONNA BE ME SITTING THERE 306 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,114 HAVING A GOOD BANQUETY TIME. 307 00:12:27,147 --> 00:12:32,152 ONE DAY I'M GONNA BE INVITED TO ONE OF THESE THINGS." 308 00:12:32,185 --> 00:12:36,123 LOOKS LIKE I WAS WRONG. 309 00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:37,991 - PO, I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW 310 00:12:38,025 --> 00:12:40,327 THAT WE'LL BE LEAVING FOR THE BANQUET IN AN HOUR. 311 00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,561 - HAVE A GOOD TIME. 312 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,965 - I PLAN TO. BECAUSE YOU'RE COMING WITH US. 313 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:45,866 - WHAT? 314 00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:48,035 - I TAUGHT YOU THE SECRETS OF KUNG FU. 315 00:12:48,068 --> 00:12:50,503 I CAN CERTAINLY TEACH YOU MANNERS! 316 00:12:52,505 --> 00:12:55,976 - SO, HOW DOES THIS WORK EXACTLY? 317 00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,344 - IN ORDER FOR ME TO HELP YOU, 318 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:59,012 I NEED TO IDENTIFY WHICH OF YOUR MANNERS 319 00:12:59,046 --> 00:13:00,480 ARE IN NEED OF IMPROVEMENT. 320 00:13:00,513 --> 00:13:02,449 I'M GOING TO WATCH YOU EAT. 321 00:13:02,482 --> 00:13:03,851 - ARE YOU SURE YOU WANNA DO THAT? 322 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:05,853 'CAUSE I HEAR IT'S KINDA GROSS. 323 00:13:05,886 --> 00:13:08,555 - PO. PO. PO. PO. PO. PO. PO. 324 00:13:08,588 --> 00:13:11,859 I'VE BATTLED THE SKINLESS DEMONS OF TAOYAN PROVINCE. 325 00:13:11,859 --> 00:13:15,028 I THINK I CAN HANDLE WATCHING YOU EAT. 326 00:13:15,062 --> 00:13:19,066 I'M SORRY, PO. I FAILED YOU. 327 00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:23,170 - [sighs] NO. I FAILED YOU GUYS. 328 00:13:23,203 --> 00:13:26,506 I'M NOT WORTHY OF A FANCY BANQUET. 329 00:13:26,539 --> 00:13:29,509 HAVE A GOOD TIME. 330 00:13:32,880 --> 00:13:34,181 - YOU GONNA BE OKAY? 331 00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:37,184 - YEAH. 332 00:13:38,551 --> 00:13:40,187 [sighs] 333 00:13:42,055 --> 00:13:46,359 [overlapping chatter] 334 00:13:47,928 --> 00:13:49,229 - ON YOUR TOES, EVERYONE. 335 00:13:49,262 --> 00:13:51,164 EVEN THOUGH MY TUSKS ARE QUAKING... 336 00:13:51,198 --> 00:13:52,499 [nervous laugh] 337 00:13:52,532 --> 00:13:57,170 EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE F-F-FINE! 338 00:13:57,204 --> 00:14:00,607 [gong sounds] 339 00:14:21,962 --> 00:14:24,597 - SURROUND THE HALL AND WAIT FOR MY SECRET SIGNAL. 340 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:31,271 THEY SHALL PAY FOR NOT INVITING ME. 341 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,677 - DON'T WANNA GO TO SOME DUMB BANQUET ANYWAY. 342 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:41,514 JUST SPEND A NICE QUIET NIGHT ALONE AWAY FROM ALL THAT... 343 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:45,585 FUN AND HILARITY AND COMPANIONSHIP. 344 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:48,688 I WANNA GO TO THAT BANQUET! 345 00:14:48,721 --> 00:14:50,657 [grunts] 346 00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,466 - SO, SUPERINTENDENT CHANG... 347 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,634 LOVELY WEATHER WE'RE HAVING, WHAT? 348 00:15:01,668 --> 00:15:02,702 - IT'S TOO HUMID. 349 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,605 - OH, YES, QUITE. TOO HUMID. 350 00:15:05,638 --> 00:15:09,977 WELL, PERHAPS WE CAN DO SOMETHING WITH THE...AIR-WATER. 351 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:15,282 - BORED NOW. 352 00:15:15,315 --> 00:15:20,153 - OH, WELL, UH, THE FUN IS JUST ABOUT TO BEGIN, EH, SHIFU? 353 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,588 HM? 354 00:15:21,621 --> 00:15:24,124 - YES, CERTAINLY--WITH YOUR PERMISSION, SUPERINTENDENT. 355 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,661 THE FURIOUS FIVE WILL NOW PERFORM 356 00:15:28,695 --> 00:15:33,266 A DISPLAY OF SKILL AND DARING-- THE PINNACLE OF PERFECTION! 357 00:15:33,300 --> 00:15:34,401 - SEEN IT. 358 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:36,103 - I BEG YOUR PARDON? 359 00:15:36,136 --> 00:15:37,737 - EVERY KUNG FU PALACE I VISIT 360 00:15:37,770 --> 00:15:41,674 DOES AN IDIOTIC PINNACLE OF PERFECTION. 361 00:15:41,708 --> 00:15:44,444 - OH. WELL, WHAT ABOUT THE FLAMING-- 362 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:45,712 - BORING. - THE GOLDEN-- 363 00:15:45,745 --> 00:15:47,580 - OVERDONE. - FOUR FINGERS OF-- 364 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:49,749 - NO, NO, NO. DO SOMETHING ELSE. 365 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:50,650 - SOMETHING...ELSE? 366 00:15:50,683 --> 00:15:53,686 - YES. SOMETHING ELSE. 367 00:15:55,688 --> 00:16:00,260 - UH, I'D LIKE TO DO A SKIT. 368 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:01,328 - WHAT? - WHAT? 369 00:16:01,361 --> 00:16:02,429 all: WHAT? 370 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:06,699 - I NEED THE NAME OF A LOCATION...IN A ROCK QUARRY. 371 00:16:13,073 --> 00:16:15,775 UGH. THIS ROCK THAT I AM HOLDING IN MY HAND 372 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,677 IS VERY HEAVY. 373 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:22,515 - YES, AND ROCK-LIKE. 374 00:16:22,549 --> 00:16:23,483 - [sniffs loudly] 375 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,218 - [laughs] I LOVE IMPROV! 376 00:16:25,252 --> 00:16:27,054 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU KNOW THEY'RE MAKING IT UP 377 00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,188 AS THEY GO ALONG! 378 00:16:28,221 --> 00:16:30,290 [laughing, muttering] 379 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:31,791 SHH, QUIET. 380 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:36,063 - HELP...RAIN, WHICH IS FALLING FROM THE SKY, 381 00:16:36,096 --> 00:16:40,767 HAS, UH, TURNED THIS ROCK QUARRY INTO QUICKSAND. 382 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:44,304 I'M DROWNING IN THE QUICKSAND. 383 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:45,672 - NEVER MIND THAT. 384 00:16:45,705 --> 00:16:49,176 I'M A DOCTOR WHO NEEDS HELP FIXING THIS SUNDIAL. 385 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:50,310 - UM... 386 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:53,546 HA! HA! HA... 387 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,814 - YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? 388 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:59,352 - I--NO--YES, I... [whimpering] 389 00:16:59,386 --> 00:17:02,222 - WHEN IS THIS GOING TO GET INTERESTING? 390 00:17:02,255 --> 00:17:04,257 - UNH! 391 00:17:04,291 --> 00:17:05,525 all: [kung fu yells] 392 00:17:05,558 --> 00:17:07,694 [gasping] 393 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:10,197 [panicked screams, yells] 394 00:17:10,230 --> 00:17:13,266 - SORRY TO BREAK IN. I FORGOT MY INVITATION. 395 00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:17,604 NO, WAIT, I DIDN'T GET ONE AND WAS BEING FACETIOUS! 396 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,706 - [heavy sigh] 397 00:17:22,842 --> 00:17:23,876 [loud crack] 398 00:17:27,580 --> 00:17:30,583 - TEMUTAI! YOU'VE MADE A GRAVE MISTAKE COMING HERE. 399 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,385 - YOU TOO HAVE MADE MISTAKES. 400 00:17:32,419 --> 00:17:34,721 SUCH AS UNCONVINCING SPACE WORK, DENIAL, 401 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:36,823 AND THE FAILURE TO COMMIT TO A PREMISE. 402 00:17:36,856 --> 00:17:39,359 AND YOU DIDN'T INVITE ME TO YOUR PARTY! 403 00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:42,395 I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL! SECRET SIGNAL! 404 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,430 - HUNH! - UNH! 405 00:17:43,463 --> 00:17:45,132 - HUNH! 406 00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,869 - HA-HA! 407 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:51,271 AAH! 408 00:17:52,472 --> 00:17:54,841 [fighting sounds] 409 00:17:57,810 --> 00:17:59,879 [fighting sounds] 410 00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,748 [crunching] - HUNH! 411 00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:02,782 - THAT'S FUNNY. 412 00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:19,432 - [gasps] 413 00:18:19,466 --> 00:18:22,235 - * SNEAKING IN THE PARTY LIKE I USED TO DO * 414 00:18:22,269 --> 00:18:24,771 WHOA... 415 00:18:24,804 --> 00:18:27,740 * SNEAKING IN THE PARTY 416 00:18:27,774 --> 00:18:29,276 OOH, FANCY. 417 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,279 OOH, TASTY. 418 00:18:34,347 --> 00:18:35,615 [pottery clatters] 419 00:18:35,648 --> 00:18:37,517 TEMUTAI GOT AN INVITE AND I DIDN'T? THAT IS--! 420 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:38,918 - OOH. 421 00:18:38,951 --> 00:18:40,353 all: [groaning] 422 00:18:40,387 --> 00:18:41,288 - OH. 423 00:18:41,321 --> 00:18:45,192 - [laughs, muttering] YOU? AT A BANQUET? 424 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:47,827 YOU'D NEVER FIT IN. YOU'RE A SLOB. 425 00:18:47,860 --> 00:18:50,330 AND YOU HAVE NO MANNERS! 426 00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:53,266 - TEMUTAI, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU EAT, SILENTLY CHEW, 427 00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:54,934 AND THEN POLITELY SWALLOW THOSE WORDS. 428 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:56,669 - NO. 429 00:18:56,703 --> 00:18:58,471 - SECRET SIGNAL AGAIN! 430 00:18:58,505 --> 00:19:00,907 - AAH! 431 00:19:00,940 --> 00:19:03,576 [fighting sounds] 432 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,682 MAY I? THANK YOU. 433 00:19:09,716 --> 00:19:10,683 [loud crash] - UNH! 434 00:19:10,717 --> 00:19:11,751 - HA HA HA HA! 435 00:19:14,687 --> 00:19:16,556 - ELBOWS OFF THE TABLE, MABLE. 436 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:18,858 HAAH! - UNH! 437 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,340 - [clears throat] PINKIES. 438 00:19:33,373 --> 00:19:34,307 WA-TAA! 439 00:19:34,341 --> 00:19:35,675 [loud crash] 440 00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:42,882 MUSTN'T SLOUCH NOW. - UNH! 441 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:44,817 [roars] 442 00:19:44,851 --> 00:19:45,952 [gulps] 443 00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:49,689 - AH, AH, AH, AH, AH. NO TALKING WITH YOUR MOUTH FULL! 444 00:19:49,722 --> 00:19:52,692 AND NO SPITTING EITHER. 445 00:19:52,725 --> 00:19:56,429 [fighting sounds] 446 00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,238 [fighting sounds] 447 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:07,874 WHOA--OOH! 448 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,376 OW! 449 00:20:17,950 --> 00:20:19,919 [loud crash] 450 00:20:21,921 --> 00:20:23,523 - [groans] 451 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:25,858 I APOLOGIZE. 452 00:20:25,892 --> 00:20:29,896 YOU HAVE EXCELLENT MANNERS. 453 00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,341 [claps twice] 454 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:48,381 - THANKS EVER SO MUCH, DRAGON WARRIOR! 455 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:52,885 NOW, SKEDADDLE AND HERE'S A COOKIE FOR YOUR TROUBLE. 456 00:20:52,919 --> 00:20:55,822 - WAIT! 457 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:58,991 THIS WARRIOR DESERVES A PLACE AT OUR TABLE! 458 00:20:59,025 --> 00:21:01,328 - AT THE...TABLE. 459 00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:04,030 [uncomfortable laugh] OH, DEAR, NO. 460 00:21:05,097 --> 00:21:06,966 [snaps fingers] 461 00:21:16,008 --> 00:21:17,977 - NOW WE EAT. 462 00:21:28,888 --> 00:21:30,357 - [gasps] 463 00:21:32,992 --> 00:21:34,494 - WHOOPS! FLOOR BUN! 464 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,463 FIVE-SECOND RULE. 465 00:21:36,496 --> 00:21:42,001 [chewing loudly] 466 00:21:42,034 --> 00:21:45,104 HERE COMES THE WAGON! [belches] 467 00:21:45,137 --> 00:21:47,474 WELL? 468 00:21:47,507 --> 00:21:48,941 - I'M RIGHT WITH YOU! 469 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:54,381 [loud chewing] 470 00:21:54,381 --> 00:21:55,415 - I'M DONE. 471 00:22:00,687 --> 00:22:04,724 - HU, THIS PARTY HAS BEEN AN UNPLEASANT DISASTER... 472 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:06,826 UNTIL THIS CRAZY BROTHER SHOWED UP! 473 00:22:06,859 --> 00:22:07,927 - [gulps] 474 00:22:10,029 --> 00:22:12,031 [laughs] FUNNY THING IS, I WASN'T EVEN-- 475 00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:15,968 - THAT LATE! SO VERY GLAD YOU MADE IT, PO. 476 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:17,670 I KNEW YOU'D LIKE HIM. 477 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:21,140 - HANG ON, HERE COMES THE WAGON AGAIN! 478 00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,842 [long belch] 479 00:22:22,875 --> 00:22:28,415 [belch echoes] 480 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:31,851 - WELL, WHAT A SUCCESS. 481 00:22:31,884 --> 00:22:33,152 CONSTABLE HU SHOULD BE PROMOTED 482 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:36,155 AND SENT AWAY AT ONCE! 483 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,491 - THAT'S A THOUGHT... 484 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:41,060 BUT I COULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU, HUEY! 485 00:22:41,093 --> 00:22:42,662 THIS PLACE IS GREAT! 486 00:22:42,695 --> 00:22:45,064 I'M GOING TO RENEW YOUR POST FOR ANOTHER YEAR. 487 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:48,067 HECK, LET'S MAKE IT TEN! 488 00:22:48,100 --> 00:22:49,436 [loud chewing] 489 00:22:49,469 --> 00:22:51,438 - HOLD ON, HERE COMES THE WAGON AGAIN. 490 00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,072 - AH! WAIT FOR ME! 491 00:22:53,105 --> 00:22:55,007 all: NO! 33181

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