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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,368 --> 00:00:03,204 - [grunting] 2 00:00:03,237 --> 00:00:07,108 - AND NOW, DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:07,141 --> 00:00:08,742 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:08,776 --> 00:00:10,578 [gong rings] 5 00:00:10,611 --> 00:00:12,780 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:12,813 --> 00:00:16,250 [scatting] 7 00:00:16,284 --> 00:00:17,785 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP 8 00:00:17,818 --> 00:00:20,088 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME 9 00:00:20,121 --> 00:00:21,255 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP 10 00:00:21,289 --> 00:00:23,224 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:23,257 --> 00:00:24,658 OOH! AH! YAH! 12 00:00:24,692 --> 00:00:26,394 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:29,463 [scatting] 14 00:00:29,497 --> 00:00:32,500 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:32,533 --> 00:00:36,137 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME * 16 00:00:36,170 --> 00:00:37,671 * KUNG FU PANDA 17 00:00:37,705 --> 00:00:40,841 [scatting] 18 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,077 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 19 00:00:43,111 --> 00:00:44,578 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 20 00:00:44,612 --> 00:00:45,813 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 21 00:00:45,846 --> 00:00:47,581 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE 22 00:00:47,615 --> 00:00:48,816 OOH! AH! UNH! 23 00:00:48,849 --> 00:00:52,353 * KUNG FU PANDA 24 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:53,787 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 25 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:55,089 SWEET! 26 00:01:07,468 --> 00:01:09,670 - I SUPPOSE YOU'RE ALL WONDERING WHY I, PO, 27 00:01:09,703 --> 00:01:12,673 THE DRAGON WARRIOR, HAS CALLED YOU HERE. 28 00:01:12,706 --> 00:01:14,642 WE'RE GOING ON A MISSION. 29 00:01:14,675 --> 00:01:16,710 NOW, I'M NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU. 30 00:01:16,744 --> 00:01:18,212 I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT, 31 00:01:18,246 --> 00:01:19,580 'CAUSE STRAIGHT'S THE WAY I SHOOT. 32 00:01:19,613 --> 00:01:21,215 IT'S GOING TO GET ROUGH, 33 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:22,750 BUT NO MATTER HOW BAD IT GETS, 34 00:01:22,783 --> 00:01:25,153 I KNOW I CAN COUNT ON YOU FIVE. 35 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:26,687 YOU'RE THE BEST THERE ARE. 36 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:30,558 YOU READY TO DO THIS? 37 00:01:30,591 --> 00:01:32,460 "WHATEVER YOU SAY, PO." 38 00:01:32,493 --> 00:01:34,195 [changes voice] "YOU'RE THE BEST, PO." 39 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:35,596 [falsetto] "WE WON'T LET YOU DOWN, PO." 40 00:01:35,629 --> 00:01:38,699 "WELL, HEY!" [mocking laugh] 41 00:01:38,732 --> 00:01:39,700 "PO?" 42 00:01:39,733 --> 00:01:41,735 YES, TIGRESS? 43 00:01:41,769 --> 00:01:45,373 "WELL, IT--I-- IT'S JUST THAT I--" 44 00:01:45,406 --> 00:01:47,608 IT'S OKAY, TIGRESS. DON'T BE SHY. 45 00:01:47,641 --> 00:01:48,709 "OH, FIDDLE-DEE-DEE, PO. 46 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,878 "I THINK YOU'RE THE MOST BODACIOUSLY AWESOME WARRIOR 47 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:53,447 IN ALL THE--" GI-YAH! 48 00:01:53,481 --> 00:01:54,448 [chuckles] 49 00:01:54,482 --> 00:01:55,583 I WAS JUST, UH, 50 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:58,752 UH, KIND OF, UH, WHAT, UH... OH. 51 00:01:58,786 --> 00:01:59,753 - HEY, PO. 52 00:01:59,787 --> 00:02:00,754 WE GOING OR WHAT? 53 00:02:00,788 --> 00:02:02,423 - SORRY, HAD TO GIVE THE TROOPS 54 00:02:02,456 --> 00:02:04,225 A LITTLE PEP TALK BEFORE WE GO. 55 00:02:04,258 --> 00:02:05,226 - GO WHERE? 56 00:02:05,259 --> 00:02:07,461 - TAKING MANTIS TO THE FEST. 57 00:02:07,495 --> 00:02:08,729 FIRST TIMER. GONNA SHOW HIM THE ROPES. 58 00:02:08,762 --> 00:02:11,599 - OH, FESTIVAL OF FIGURINES? 59 00:02:11,632 --> 00:02:12,466 - YEP. 60 00:02:12,500 --> 00:02:14,735 BUT US REGULARS JUST CALL IT THE FEST. 61 00:02:14,768 --> 00:02:16,870 'CAUSE IT'S ALL COOL AND STUFF. 62 00:02:16,904 --> 00:02:18,606 - PO, YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS. 63 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:21,309 YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO THAT RIDICULOUS THING. 64 00:02:21,342 --> 00:02:22,776 - I GO EVERY YEAR. 65 00:02:22,810 --> 00:02:23,777 - WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHY? 66 00:02:23,811 --> 00:02:25,413 WH-WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT? 67 00:02:25,446 --> 00:02:26,947 - IT'S AN EMBARRASSMENT TO KUNG FU. 68 00:02:26,980 --> 00:02:29,350 - AND CRAWLING WITH GEEKS. 69 00:02:29,383 --> 00:02:30,618 - [chirps] 70 00:02:30,651 --> 00:02:32,220 - NO, IT'S NOT. 71 00:02:32,220 --> 00:02:33,221 AND THEY'RE NOT GEEKS, 72 00:02:33,221 --> 00:02:34,822 THEY'RE JUST REALLY BIG FANS. 73 00:02:34,855 --> 00:02:36,524 - WHO PLAY WITH TOYS. 74 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:37,658 - ACTION FIGURES! 75 00:02:37,691 --> 00:02:39,660 - AND DRESS UP IN LUDICROUS COSTUMES. 76 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,595 - HISTORICAL RECREATIONS! 77 00:02:41,629 --> 00:02:42,963 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT... 78 00:02:42,996 --> 00:02:45,433 I MADE US MATCHING OOGWAY MASKS. 79 00:02:45,466 --> 00:02:47,335 HMM? EH? 80 00:02:47,368 --> 00:02:48,336 [crash] - [grunts] 81 00:02:48,369 --> 00:02:50,538 UH, YEAH, YOU KNOW WHAT? 82 00:02:50,571 --> 00:02:51,905 ON SECOND THOUGHT, MMM, 83 00:02:51,939 --> 00:02:53,541 MAYBE I'LL JUST STAY HERE. 84 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:54,975 - WHAT? NO, COME ON! 85 00:02:55,008 --> 00:02:56,777 NO, NO, DON'T LISTEN TO THESE GUYS. 86 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:57,845 THEY'RE JUST A BUNCH OF STICKS IN THE MUD. 87 00:02:57,878 --> 00:02:59,380 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT. 88 00:02:59,413 --> 00:03:01,349 - I DON'T KNOW PO, I--UGH. 89 00:03:01,382 --> 00:03:02,816 - OKAY, OKAY, FORGET THE MASKS. 90 00:03:02,850 --> 00:03:03,684 NO MASKS. 91 00:03:03,717 --> 00:03:05,486 BUT YOU GOTTA COME! 92 00:03:05,519 --> 00:03:07,688 IT'S GONNA BE A DAY YOU'LL NEVER FORGET. 93 00:03:07,721 --> 00:03:09,390 - WELL... 94 00:03:09,423 --> 00:03:11,459 - TRUST ME. 95 00:03:11,492 --> 00:03:12,793 - [grunts] 96 00:03:12,826 --> 00:03:13,827 OKAY. 97 00:03:13,861 --> 00:03:15,963 - SO LONG MUD-STICKERS. 98 00:03:15,996 --> 00:03:17,565 YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE MISSING. 99 00:03:17,598 --> 00:03:19,300 both: YES, WE DO. 100 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:20,334 - WHERE IS HE GOING? 101 00:03:22,436 --> 00:03:24,505 PO. 102 00:03:24,538 --> 00:03:25,706 I'M SORRY, PO. 103 00:03:25,739 --> 00:03:28,642 BUT IT'S ABOUT THE FESTIVAL OF FIGURINES... 104 00:03:28,676 --> 00:03:30,278 - YOU MEAN, "THE FEST"? 105 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:31,312 - I CAN'T LET YOU GO. 106 00:03:31,345 --> 00:03:32,313 - WHAT? 107 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:33,581 AH, WH--BUT WAIT A MINUTE! 108 00:03:33,614 --> 00:03:34,815 WHY?! 109 00:03:34,848 --> 00:03:36,016 - PO, YOU HAVE TO UNDERSTAND. 110 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:37,518 MUCH HAS CHANGED FOR YOU. 111 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:39,687 YOU ARE NOW THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 112 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:42,390 IT'S TIME YOU PUT ASIDE THE CHILDISH PURSUITS OF YOUR PAST. 113 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,725 YOU ARE NO LONGER A FAN OF KUNG FU. 114 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:47,295 YOU ARE KUNG FU. 115 00:03:47,295 --> 00:03:49,663 IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU NEVER JEOPARDIZE THE ESTEEM 116 00:03:49,697 --> 00:03:52,900 TO WHICH THAT CLAIM ENTITLES YOU. 117 00:03:52,933 --> 00:03:54,968 - SEE, I KNOW THOSE ARE WORDS, 118 00:03:55,002 --> 00:03:57,037 I'M JUST NOT SURE WHAT THEY MEAN. 119 00:03:57,070 --> 00:03:59,607 - HE'S AFRAID YOU'RE GONNA MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF. 120 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:01,742 - BLUNT, YET ACCURATE. 121 00:04:01,775 --> 00:04:03,544 - BUT--BUT MASTER SHIFU! 122 00:04:03,577 --> 00:04:04,712 I GO EVERY YEAR! 123 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:06,514 - I'M SORRY, PO. 124 00:04:06,547 --> 00:04:07,781 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, 125 00:04:07,815 --> 00:04:09,883 I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO. 126 00:04:19,893 --> 00:04:21,562 crowd: THE FEST! 127 00:04:26,033 --> 00:04:27,801 - PO, YOU HEARD WHAT SHIFU SAID. 128 00:04:27,835 --> 00:04:31,639 YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE. 129 00:04:31,672 --> 00:04:33,407 - NO. 130 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:36,710 HE SAID THE DRAGON WARRIOR COULDN'T GO IN THERE. 131 00:04:36,744 --> 00:04:37,911 HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOUT SOMEONE 132 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,747 DRESSED UP LIKE THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 133 00:04:39,780 --> 00:04:41,815 - COME AGAIN? - LOOK, IT'S SIMPLE. 134 00:04:41,849 --> 00:04:43,751 I'M NOT ME. 135 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,886 I'M JUST A REALLY BIG FAN OF ME DRESSED UP LIKE ME. 136 00:04:45,919 --> 00:04:47,421 AND YOU'RE NOT YOU. 137 00:04:47,455 --> 00:04:48,856 JUST SOMEONE DRESSED UP LIKE YOU. 138 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,759 SOMEONE SUPER-TINY... 139 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:53,427 LIKE A MANTIS. 140 00:04:53,461 --> 00:04:55,863 ANYWAY, PROBLEM SOLVED! - BUT PO! 141 00:04:57,698 --> 00:04:59,633 - [excited whimpering] WE'RE AT THE FEST! 142 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,502 OOH! 143 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,871 THESE COSTUMES ARE AWESOME. 144 00:05:03,904 --> 00:05:06,474 OOH, THERE'S CHIWAN THE OAFISH. 145 00:05:06,507 --> 00:05:08,676 AND MISTRESS GAO WOO THE SEMI-INVISIBLE. 146 00:05:08,709 --> 00:05:13,447 AND, WHOA, MASTER PRAWN WITH SIMULATED PRAWN THINGIES. 147 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:15,883 - [stammering] UH...HUH? 148 00:05:15,916 --> 00:05:16,917 - THE FEST! 149 00:05:16,950 --> 00:05:20,921 all: THE FEST! 150 00:05:20,954 --> 00:05:23,591 - I...HAVE TO GO. 151 00:05:23,624 --> 00:05:24,958 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 152 00:05:24,992 --> 00:05:27,127 - CRANE AND TIGRESS WERE RIGHT. 153 00:05:27,160 --> 00:05:29,797 IT'S LIKE A NERD BOMB WENT OFF IN HERE. 154 00:05:29,830 --> 00:05:32,866 THEY'RE ALL A-- THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF GEEKS! 155 00:05:32,900 --> 00:05:34,868 [crowd growls] 156 00:05:34,902 --> 00:05:36,504 - WHOA, NOT--NOT YOU GUYS. 157 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:39,473 [chuckles] SOME OTHER GEEKS, THAT, YEAH, 158 00:05:39,507 --> 00:05:41,509 THEY WERE OUTSIDE AND WE... 159 00:05:41,542 --> 00:05:44,144 THEY DIDN'T HAVE THE FIGURES AND, UH, 160 00:05:44,177 --> 00:05:45,846 UH, COME ON, MANTIS. [laughs] 161 00:05:45,879 --> 00:05:48,081 YOU DON'T WANNA GET ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE FEST-GOERS. 162 00:05:48,115 --> 00:05:51,852 [laughs] 163 00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:52,853 THE FEST! 164 00:05:52,886 --> 00:05:54,922 all: THE FEST! 165 00:05:54,955 --> 00:05:57,925 - LET ME SHOW YOU AROUND. 166 00:05:57,958 --> 00:06:00,961 THIS IS WHERE YOU CAN BUY ALL THE LATEST ACTION FIGURES. 167 00:06:00,994 --> 00:06:03,931 THIS IS HIGH-QUALITY STUFF. 168 00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:06,800 YOU CAN'T GET THIS JUST ANYWHERE. 169 00:06:06,834 --> 00:06:08,869 - [grumbles] 170 00:06:08,902 --> 00:06:10,671 - AND OVER THERE'S THE STAGE WHERE THEY RECREATE 171 00:06:10,704 --> 00:06:12,940 FAMOUS KUNG FU BATTLES AND--WHOA! 172 00:06:12,973 --> 00:06:14,007 IT'S ME. 173 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:15,943 HE'S--HE'S DRESSED LIKE ME. 174 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:19,880 - UM, WE WILL NOW RECREATE THE FAMOUS FIGHT 175 00:06:19,913 --> 00:06:21,882 BETWEEN PO AND TAI LON. 176 00:06:21,915 --> 00:06:23,183 - TAI LUNG! 177 00:06:23,216 --> 00:06:25,018 GAH, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. 178 00:06:25,052 --> 00:06:30,057 both: [weak grunts] 179 00:06:32,025 --> 00:06:33,694 - [slaps] 180 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:34,762 - UGH. 181 00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:35,996 [winch rattles] 182 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:38,131 - WOW, THAT'S THE WORST KUNG FU 183 00:06:38,165 --> 00:06:39,667 I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. 184 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:42,002 - THE EXACT MOVES AREN'T IMPORTANT, MANTIS. 185 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:45,005 IT'S THE SPIRIT THAT COUNTS. 186 00:06:45,038 --> 00:06:47,174 - HA HA, SCA-DOSH. 187 00:06:47,207 --> 00:06:48,842 - SCA-DOOSH! 188 00:06:48,876 --> 00:06:51,178 GAH, GET IT RIGHT! 189 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:54,782 - OH, NO, I AM EXPLODED! 190 00:06:54,815 --> 00:06:55,783 [crowd cheers] 191 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,885 - WHOA, AWESOME! 192 00:06:57,918 --> 00:06:59,787 - OH, MAN WHAT COSTUMES! 193 00:06:59,820 --> 00:07:01,522 IT WAS AMAZING. - AW, YEAH. 194 00:07:01,555 --> 00:07:03,190 - I COULD HAVE DONE IT WAY BETTER. 195 00:07:03,223 --> 00:07:05,158 - GREAT DRAGON WARRIOR COSTUME. 196 00:07:05,192 --> 00:07:07,194 YOU EVEN GOT HIS BELLY FAT AND STUFF. 197 00:07:07,227 --> 00:07:09,930 - [laughs] I HAVE A--A BELLY FAT GUY 198 00:07:09,963 --> 00:07:10,931 I USE IN TOWN. 199 00:07:10,964 --> 00:07:12,199 - FOR A MINUTE THERE, 200 00:07:12,232 --> 00:07:13,867 I THOUGHT YOU WERE REALLY PO. [laughs] 201 00:07:13,901 --> 00:07:15,936 - OH, THAT'D BE AMAZING. 202 00:07:15,969 --> 00:07:17,805 IF HE WERE REALLY HERE? 203 00:07:17,838 --> 00:07:20,207 GAH, AHH, UHH! 204 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:22,543 I-I'D BE LIKE, OH, YOU KNOW I, UH-- 205 00:07:22,576 --> 00:07:24,244 AHH, GAH, YOU KNOW? 206 00:07:24,277 --> 00:07:26,814 - [excited noises] 207 00:07:26,847 --> 00:07:27,815 - I'D BE LIKE THAT TOO. 208 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:29,049 I'D BE LIKE, ALL CRAZY. 209 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:30,518 - ME TOO. [laughs] 210 00:07:30,518 --> 00:07:32,753 'CAUSE HE'S SO AWESOME. 211 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:40,761 - SO, UM, FIGHT? 212 00:07:40,794 --> 00:07:43,697 - BRING IT. 213 00:07:48,769 --> 00:07:49,837 HWAA! 214 00:07:49,870 --> 00:07:52,039 - [odd grunts] 215 00:07:52,072 --> 00:07:54,775 [both grunt] 216 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,209 - [hums music] 217 00:07:56,243 --> 00:07:57,210 KICK OF FURY! 218 00:07:57,244 --> 00:08:00,280 [hums music] 219 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,815 - MOOSHOO THORAX BLOCK! 220 00:08:01,849 --> 00:08:03,283 - BATTLE HAND! - CLOUD SWIRL! 221 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,652 - MING NECK PEEL. 222 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:05,786 - ARMS AKIMBO! 223 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:06,787 - EYE PUNCH! 224 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:07,788 - HOP OF CONFUSION! 225 00:08:07,821 --> 00:08:09,657 - SIDE SWIPE! - LEGS OF STEEL! 226 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:10,991 - KIKI TOE THRUST! 227 00:08:11,024 --> 00:08:13,026 - PEW, PARALYZING TOUCH POINTS! 228 00:08:13,060 --> 00:08:14,261 PEW PEW PEW, PEW PEW PEW! 229 00:08:14,294 --> 00:08:16,597 I WIN! 230 00:08:16,630 --> 00:08:18,065 - NO, YOU DON'T. 231 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:19,633 - YES, I DO! 232 00:08:19,667 --> 00:08:21,101 - NO, YOU DON'T. 233 00:08:21,134 --> 00:08:21,969 - WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 234 00:08:22,002 --> 00:08:23,837 I USED THE PARALYZING TOUCH POINTS. 235 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,706 YOUR GUY'S ALL PARALYZED. I WIN. 236 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,842 - THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO THE PARALYZING TOUCH POINTS. 237 00:08:28,876 --> 00:08:31,078 - YEAH, IT IS. EVERYONE KNOWS THAT. 238 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:33,947 - NO, IT'S NOT! - YES, IT IS! 239 00:08:33,981 --> 00:08:36,283 - EASY, PO, I THOUGHT THE EXACT MOVES DIDN'T MATTER. 240 00:08:36,316 --> 00:08:37,951 - THAT'S FOR COSTUME FIGHTING, MANTIS. 241 00:08:37,985 --> 00:08:39,086 THIS IS ACTION FIGURE FIGHTING. 242 00:08:39,119 --> 00:08:40,688 TOTALLY DIFFERENT THING. 243 00:08:40,721 --> 00:08:41,889 - 'KAY... 244 00:08:41,922 --> 00:08:43,023 - I BEAT YOUR GUY FAIR AND SQUARE. 245 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:45,158 - DID NOT! - DID TOO, UH-HUH! 246 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,060 - HE DID. - DID NOT! 247 00:08:47,094 --> 00:08:49,663 I THINK I'D KNOW ABOUT THE PARALYZING TOUCH POINTS, 'KAY? 248 00:08:49,697 --> 00:08:52,165 TRUST ME, THOSE WEREN'T PARALYZING TOUCH POINTS. 249 00:08:52,199 --> 00:08:54,602 THESE ARE PARALYZING TOUCH POINTS. 250 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:55,603 PEW PEW PEW PEW. [touch points chime] 251 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:57,137 - [grunts] 252 00:08:57,170 --> 00:08:58,972 - WHAT YOU WERE DOING WAS TOTALLY NOT THAT. 253 00:08:59,006 --> 00:09:01,208 SO, MY GUY WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN PARALYZED, 254 00:09:01,241 --> 00:09:02,743 AND HE'D HAVE BEAT UP ON YOUR GUY. 255 00:09:02,776 --> 00:09:05,045 SO I WIN. 256 00:09:05,078 --> 00:09:06,714 - I'M GONNA GO GET A JUDGE. 257 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,816 - WELL, YOU BETTER HURRY, 'CAUSE IN THE REAL WORD, 258 00:09:08,849 --> 00:09:11,919 THE PARALYSIS BECOMES PERMANENT AFTER AN HOUR. 259 00:09:11,952 --> 00:09:14,221 [laughs] WHAT A POSER, HUH, MANTIS? 260 00:09:14,254 --> 00:09:17,057 HE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT-- 261 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,727 MANTIS? 262 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,895 OH, NO YOU-- 263 00:09:21,929 --> 00:09:23,864 I PARALYZED MANTIS! 264 00:09:28,035 --> 00:09:29,870 - MANTIS, I PARALYZED YOU! 265 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,004 I'M SO SORRY. 266 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:33,741 HA, UH, ARE YOU OKAY? 267 00:09:33,774 --> 00:09:34,975 OH, RIGHT, YOU CAN'T TALK. 268 00:09:35,008 --> 00:09:36,376 YOU'RE PARALYZED. 269 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:38,011 OKAY, UM, I'LL UNDO IT. 270 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,147 ONLY, I HAVEN'T LEARNED THAT YET. 271 00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,015 OKAY, OKAY, UH, WE HAVE AN HOUR. 272 00:09:42,049 --> 00:09:43,050 DON'T PANIC. 273 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,051 UM... 274 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:45,953 - [slurps] 275 00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:47,320 - DAH, MANTIS! [water splashes] 276 00:09:47,354 --> 00:09:49,222 SNAP OUT OF IT, BUDDY. 277 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,091 GAH, YEAH, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY. 278 00:09:51,124 --> 00:09:52,793 UH, SOMEONE HERE CAN HELP. 279 00:09:52,826 --> 00:09:54,695 UH, DOES ANYONE, UH, KNOW HOW 280 00:09:54,728 --> 00:09:55,896 TO UNDO THE PARALYZING TOUCH POINTS? 281 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:58,365 - GAH. 282 00:09:58,398 --> 00:10:00,768 THESE GEEKS KEEP MOVING MY STUFF. 283 00:10:00,801 --> 00:10:01,769 - MANTIS? 284 00:10:01,802 --> 00:10:02,903 [gasps] OH, NO. 285 00:10:02,936 --> 00:10:05,038 [gasps] MANTIS? 286 00:10:05,072 --> 00:10:06,339 MANTIS?! 287 00:10:06,373 --> 00:10:09,109 WHERE ARE YOU?! 288 00:10:11,044 --> 00:10:13,881 - NOBODY'S GONNA WANNA BUY ACTION FIGURES OF YOU, DAD. 289 00:10:13,914 --> 00:10:15,215 YOU'RE YOU. 290 00:10:15,248 --> 00:10:16,249 - OH, YEAH? 291 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,985 WELL, THEY WILL ONCE THEY SEE 292 00:10:18,018 --> 00:10:20,087 WHAT THESE LITTLE BABIES CAN DO. 293 00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:25,025 BEHOLD MY LITTLE MECHANIZED FIGURINES OF DESTRUCTION. 294 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,094 SEE? 295 00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:30,063 THAT'S A LOT BETTER THAN THE TRIPE EVERYONE ELSE IS SELLING. 296 00:10:30,097 --> 00:10:32,099 WE'LL MAKE A FORTUNE. 297 00:10:32,132 --> 00:10:34,401 - [sighs] JUST GIVE ME SOME MONEY. 298 00:10:34,434 --> 00:10:35,803 - FOR WHAT? [coins jingle] 299 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:39,439 - SO I CAN BUY SOMETHING THAT'S NOT LAME. 300 00:10:39,472 --> 00:10:41,141 - MANTIS? - HEAR YE, HEAR YE. 301 00:10:41,174 --> 00:10:43,043 DRAGON WARRIOR MERCHANDISE. 302 00:10:43,076 --> 00:10:44,277 - DAD. 303 00:10:44,311 --> 00:10:46,013 - HEY, THAT'S A NICE COSTUME. 304 00:10:46,046 --> 00:10:47,214 YOU EVEN GOT THE BELLY FAT. 305 00:10:47,247 --> 00:10:49,216 - DAD, I'M IN BIG TROUB-- 306 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,284 IS, UH, THAT MY UNDERWEAR? 307 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,987 - YES. I ALREADY SOLD FIVE PAIRS. 308 00:10:54,021 --> 00:10:54,955 - DAD, YOU HAVE TO HELP ME. 309 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,924 I ACCIDENTALLY PARALYZED MANTIS, 310 00:10:56,957 --> 00:10:57,958 AND IT'S GONNA BECOME PERMANENT IN AN HOUR, 311 00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,092 AND NOW I CAN'T FIND HIM. 312 00:10:59,126 --> 00:11:01,128 - WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 313 00:11:01,161 --> 00:11:02,429 YOU'RE NOT MAKING ANY SENSE. 314 00:11:02,462 --> 00:11:03,997 SLOW DOWN. 315 00:11:04,031 --> 00:11:06,266 - I ACCIDENTALLY PARALYZED MANTIS, 316 00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,135 AND IT'S GOING TO BECOME PERMANENT IN AN HOUR, 317 00:11:08,168 --> 00:11:10,771 AND NOW I CAN'T FIND HIM. 318 00:11:10,804 --> 00:11:12,973 - THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE SLOW EITHER. 319 00:11:13,006 --> 00:11:16,343 - MANTIS? 320 00:11:16,376 --> 00:11:17,410 MANTIS?! 321 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:18,979 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 322 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:20,981 - MASTER SHI-- 323 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,051 - DON'T YOU KNOW YOUR ARMY CAN NEVER DEFEAT MASTER YAO? 324 00:11:24,084 --> 00:11:27,020 HE WILL USE HIS MIND POWERS TO CREATE A CONCUSSIVE BLAST, 325 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:30,090 THEREBY RENDERING YOUR GENTLEMEN DROWSY. 326 00:11:30,123 --> 00:11:34,862 WHHHHHHH... WHHHHH.... 327 00:11:34,895 --> 00:11:36,129 SEE? 328 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,164 I AM VICTORIOUS. 329 00:11:37,197 --> 00:11:38,331 all: OOH! 330 00:11:38,365 --> 00:11:40,968 - OH, THAT WAS AMAZING. 331 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:42,469 GOOD FIGHT. - GOOD FIGHT. 332 00:11:42,502 --> 00:11:44,772 - MASTER SHIFU? 333 00:11:44,772 --> 00:11:46,206 - I--WHAT? 334 00:11:46,239 --> 00:11:47,474 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 335 00:11:47,507 --> 00:11:51,178 I'M SOMEONE DRESSED UP LIKE MASTER SHIFU. 336 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:55,783 OOH! 337 00:11:58,786 --> 00:12:00,187 - I KNOW IT'S YOU. 338 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,289 NOBODY CAN FAKE THAT CUTE LITTLE NOSE. 339 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,124 - I TOLD YOU NOT TO COME. 340 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:06,894 - I KNOW, I'M SORRY, BUT LISTEN, THIS IS IMPORTANT, I LOST-- 341 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,029 - NO, PO. 342 00:12:09,062 --> 00:12:11,098 IT IS I WHO IS SORRY. 343 00:12:11,131 --> 00:12:13,300 - OH, OKAY. 344 00:12:13,333 --> 00:12:14,534 BUT SERIOUSLY, WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF-- 345 00:12:14,567 --> 00:12:16,069 - YOU SEE, I DIDN'T WANT YOU TO COME 346 00:12:16,103 --> 00:12:18,138 BECAUSE I WAS AFRAID. - UNDERSTOOD, BUT I-- 347 00:12:18,171 --> 00:12:21,074 - AFRAID THAT IF YOU SAW ME HERE YOU'D LOSE RESPECT FOR ME. 348 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:23,076 - BUT--WHY WOULD I DO THAT? 349 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:27,848 - PO, I THINK I MAY BE... 350 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:30,350 A GEEK. 351 00:12:30,383 --> 00:12:32,485 I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO COME TO THE FEST. 352 00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,955 IN MY YOUTH, I USED TO CLIMB A TREE 353 00:12:34,988 --> 00:12:38,091 AND LOOK DOWN AT EVERYONE HAVING A GOOD TIME. 354 00:12:38,125 --> 00:12:41,028 HOW I LONGED TO LET MY MASTER YAO OUT OF HIS BOX. 355 00:12:41,061 --> 00:12:44,064 TO BATTLE WITH THE BEST. 356 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:46,366 TO VALIANTLY FIGHT EVERY CHALLENGER, 357 00:12:46,399 --> 00:12:49,069 FEND OFF ANY AND ALL RUTHLESS ATTACKERS, 358 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,404 BATTLE MY WAY TO THE TOP UNTIL AT LAST, 359 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,107 NO ONE ELSE WAS LEFT STANDING BUT ME 360 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,609 AND MY LITTLE YAO. 361 00:13:00,480 --> 00:13:03,851 YEAR AFTER YEAR, I CAME TO THE FEST. 362 00:13:03,851 --> 00:13:07,054 AND YEAR AFTER YEAR, I ALWAYS TURNED BACK... 363 00:13:07,087 --> 00:13:11,591 ASHAMED BY MY DESIRE FOR SUCH FRIVOLOUS DIVERSIONS. 364 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,527 BUT THIS YEAR, I MADE A PROMISE TO MYSELF. 365 00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:18,565 I WOULD COME TO THE FESTIVAL AND FIGHT WITH MY YAO. 366 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:20,100 - HOW'S THAT WORKING OUT FOR YOU? 367 00:13:20,133 --> 00:13:22,102 - I'VE WON 17 MATCHES! 368 00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,137 - AWESOME! - ISN'T IT?! 369 00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,405 I'M SORRY, PO. 370 00:13:25,438 --> 00:13:27,140 I SHOULDN'T HAVE LIED TO YOU AND MANTIS. 371 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:29,576 - THAT'S--MANTIS! 372 00:13:29,609 --> 00:13:30,710 THAT'S WHAT I WAS TRYING TO TELL YOU. 373 00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,113 I ACCIDENTALLY USED THE PARALYZING TOUCH POINTS ON HIM, 374 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,281 AND NOW I CAN'T FIND HIM! 375 00:13:34,314 --> 00:13:35,115 - YOU WHAT?! 376 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,616 WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME. 377 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,218 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING SOONER? 378 00:13:38,251 --> 00:13:40,120 - WHA--ME? I WAS TRYING, 379 00:13:40,153 --> 00:13:42,589 BUT YOU HAD TO WHINE ABOUT YOUR WHOLE "POOR ME" STORY 380 00:13:42,622 --> 00:13:44,557 AND THEN...YOU'RE MY MASTER. 381 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,559 AND HEY, HI, HO, HOW ARE YOU? 382 00:13:46,593 --> 00:13:48,929 HE ASKED WITH THE DEEPEST RESPECT. 383 00:13:48,962 --> 00:13:50,163 [chuckles] 384 00:13:50,197 --> 00:13:52,299 - LET'S GO FIND MANTIS. 385 00:13:52,332 --> 00:13:54,234 - RIGHT. 386 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:07,347 - [gasps] 387 00:14:07,380 --> 00:14:10,617 SOLD ANY OF YOUR LAME THINGS YET? 388 00:14:10,650 --> 00:14:13,220 - NO. I CAN'T UNDERSTAND IT. 389 00:14:13,253 --> 00:14:15,255 THESE GEEKS OBVIOUSLY DON'T KNOW 390 00:14:15,288 --> 00:14:17,057 GOOD MERCHANDISE WHEN THEY SEE IT. 391 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:19,192 [crowd growls] 392 00:14:19,226 --> 00:14:22,029 YEAH, I CALLED YOU GEEKS. 393 00:14:22,062 --> 00:14:25,165 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT? 394 00:14:25,198 --> 00:14:27,000 - UH... 395 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:28,035 THE FEST! 396 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,171 - THE FEST! 397 00:14:32,572 --> 00:14:33,640 - WHAT'S THAT? 398 00:14:33,673 --> 00:14:35,308 - SOMETHING NOT LAME. 399 00:14:35,342 --> 00:14:36,543 ITS EYES MOVE. 400 00:14:36,576 --> 00:14:38,045 - LET ME SEE THAT. 401 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,147 OH, INTERESTING. 402 00:14:40,180 --> 00:14:44,284 THERE MUST BE SOME HIDDEN MECHANISM UNDER THE EYELID. 403 00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:46,219 - WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 404 00:14:46,253 --> 00:14:47,287 - OPENING IT UP, OF COURSE. 405 00:14:47,320 --> 00:14:48,521 SEEING HOW IT WORKS. 406 00:14:48,555 --> 00:14:49,389 [clamps jingle] 407 00:14:49,422 --> 00:14:51,191 - RETRACE YOUR STEPS. WHERE WERE YOU? 408 00:14:51,224 --> 00:14:53,226 - IS THAT PO AND SHIFU? 409 00:14:53,260 --> 00:14:56,096 - NAH, JUST SOME LAME-Os DRESSED UP LIKE THEM. 410 00:14:56,129 --> 00:14:59,466 - NO, YOU CAN'T FAKE SHIFU'S CUTE LITTLE NOSE. 411 00:14:59,499 --> 00:15:01,501 THAT'S GOT TO BE THEM. 412 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:04,371 - AFTER I PARALYZED MANTIS, I PUT HIM RIGHT HERE. 413 00:15:04,404 --> 00:15:05,672 - IT'S POSSIBLE HE COULD HAVE BEEN 414 00:15:05,705 --> 00:15:07,274 MISTAKEN FOR AN ACTION FIGURE. 415 00:15:07,307 --> 00:15:09,342 WE'LL HAVE TO CHECK THEM ALL. 416 00:15:09,376 --> 00:15:10,310 - MANTIS? - MANTIS? 417 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:11,311 - MANTIS? - MANTIS? 418 00:15:11,344 --> 00:15:12,545 - MANTIS? - MANTIS? 419 00:15:12,579 --> 00:15:16,483 - WELL, WELL, HOW VERY INTERESTING. 420 00:15:16,516 --> 00:15:21,989 HELLO, MASTER MANTIS. [evil laugh] 421 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,993 - [evil laugh] [clamps clink] 422 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:27,660 AH HA HA HA HA! 423 00:15:27,694 --> 00:15:30,097 AH! 424 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,398 - WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH HIM? 425 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,100 - WHO KNOWS? 426 00:15:33,133 --> 00:15:35,702 ALTHOUGH, I MUST ADMIT, THE POSSIBILITIES ARE ENDLESS. 427 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:37,237 I COULD KEEP HIM AS A TROPHY, 428 00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,072 FASHION HIM INTO A BROOCH, 429 00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:40,540 OOH, OR A TIE CLIP. 430 00:15:40,573 --> 00:15:43,210 - [scoffs] CAN'T WE JUST ENJOY THE FEST? 431 00:15:43,243 --> 00:15:44,444 YOU SHOULD GIVE HIM BACK. 432 00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:48,348 - GIVE HIM BACK? GIVE HIM BACK?! 433 00:15:48,381 --> 00:15:50,550 NEVER! HE'S MINE! 434 00:15:50,583 --> 00:15:51,618 - TECHNICALLY, HE'S MINE. 435 00:15:51,651 --> 00:15:52,419 I BOUGHT HIM. 436 00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:55,355 - YES, BUT WITH WHOSE MONEY, HUH? 437 00:15:55,388 --> 00:15:57,390 MY MONEY, THAT'S WHOSE. 438 00:15:57,424 --> 00:15:59,226 AND SO HE'S MINE! 439 00:15:59,259 --> 00:16:00,727 MINE! [laughs] 440 00:16:00,760 --> 00:16:02,695 ALL MINE! 441 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:06,299 AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF SCHEMING AND PLOTTING 442 00:16:06,333 --> 00:16:08,568 [laughs] SUDDENLY SOMETHING LIKE THIS 443 00:16:08,601 --> 00:16:10,470 JUST DROPS IN MY LAP. 444 00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:11,604 - BUT DAD. 445 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:13,440 - THE IRONY OF IT ALL. 446 00:16:13,473 --> 00:16:15,208 HOW RICH! 447 00:16:15,242 --> 00:16:18,045 HOW DELICIOUSLY RICH! 448 00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,580 [evil laugh] 449 00:16:20,613 --> 00:16:24,451 - UGH. - [evil laugh] 450 00:16:26,253 --> 00:16:29,456 - UM, EXCUSE ME, MY LAME DAD HAS YOUR FRIEND. 451 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:30,557 - WHAT?! 452 00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:33,093 - [laughs maniacally] 453 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:34,627 - HEY, TAOTIE. 454 00:16:36,529 --> 00:16:38,498 - OH, SON. 455 00:16:41,768 --> 00:16:43,770 - GIVE US MANTIS, TAOTIE! 456 00:16:43,803 --> 00:16:45,072 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 457 00:16:45,105 --> 00:16:45,938 - REALLY? 458 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:48,141 - OF COURSE NOT REALLY, YOU SIMPLETON! 459 00:16:48,175 --> 00:16:50,077 HE'S MINE. 460 00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:58,585 - [grunts] 461 00:16:58,618 --> 00:16:59,719 WA! 462 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,293 - HAND HIM OVER, NOW. 463 00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,627 - YEAH, WE'VE ONLY GOT A FEW MINUTES 464 00:17:07,660 --> 00:17:08,795 BEFORE HE'S PERMANENTLY PARALYZED--OOH... 465 00:17:08,828 --> 00:17:10,263 - PO! 466 00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:11,731 - HOW FASCINATING. 467 00:17:11,764 --> 00:17:14,634 I HOPE YOU'RE IN A COMFORTABLE POSITION, MANTIS. 468 00:17:14,667 --> 00:17:17,770 BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA STAY IN IT FOREVER. 469 00:17:17,804 --> 00:17:19,106 - UH UH UH. 470 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,640 STAY WHERE YOU ARE, 471 00:17:20,673 --> 00:17:22,309 OR I'LL CRUSH HIM LIKE A BUG. 472 00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:26,846 IN FACT, A LOT LIKE A BUG. 473 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,682 - HEY, THEY'RE DOING A RECREATION OF...SOMETHING. 474 00:17:29,716 --> 00:17:31,784 - NOW, HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN: 475 00:17:31,818 --> 00:17:33,686 YOU'RE GONNA LET ME WALK OUT OF HERE 476 00:17:33,720 --> 00:17:36,189 AND NOT TRY TO STOP ME. 477 00:17:36,223 --> 00:17:37,790 - WHY WOULD WE DO THAT? 478 00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,859 - BECAUSE YOU'LL BE TOO BUSY 479 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:44,431 FIGHTING OFF MY MECHANIZED FIGURINES OF DESTRUCTION! 480 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,368 - OW, OOH! 481 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:49,636 - AH, SHA, OOF. 482 00:17:49,669 --> 00:17:50,837 [blades slice] 483 00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,506 - AH, OOH, OW, UNH, OOH! 484 00:17:53,540 --> 00:17:55,308 - EH, OW, OOH! 485 00:17:55,342 --> 00:18:00,813 - AH HA HA HA! AH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! 486 00:18:02,715 --> 00:18:04,517 crowd: WHOA! 487 00:18:07,554 --> 00:18:09,156 - WHAT? 488 00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:12,359 [screams] 489 00:18:12,392 --> 00:18:13,526 OOF! 490 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:17,230 - AH, OOH, OH! 491 00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:18,765 [toy laughs] 492 00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:20,533 - OW! STOP IT. 493 00:18:22,769 --> 00:18:23,803 [wings flap] 494 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:25,605 WHOA, NOT THERE. 495 00:18:25,638 --> 00:18:27,474 OOH, OW, EH! 496 00:18:28,575 --> 00:18:30,810 - [grunts] 497 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,878 - OW! 498 00:18:31,911 --> 00:18:33,380 OOH! 499 00:18:33,413 --> 00:18:34,381 OOH! 500 00:18:34,414 --> 00:18:36,583 AH! 501 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:37,450 OOF! 502 00:18:42,555 --> 00:18:45,225 - OW. 503 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:46,826 - [mumbling] 504 00:18:46,859 --> 00:18:48,761 - MANTIS? 505 00:18:48,795 --> 00:18:49,662 OOF! 506 00:18:52,832 --> 00:18:53,766 MANTIS? 507 00:18:55,902 --> 00:18:56,869 - [grunts] 508 00:18:56,903 --> 00:18:57,937 - AH! 509 00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,240 - HE LOOKS LIKE THE REAL PO. 510 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,909 - HA, IF IT WAS I'D BE ALL OVER HIM FOR AN AUTOGRAPH. 511 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,777 - [laughs] ME TOO! - HUH? 512 00:19:04,811 --> 00:19:06,479 IT'S PO! - [pained groans] 513 00:19:06,513 --> 00:19:08,548 - IT'S THE REAL DRAGON WARRIOR! 514 00:19:08,581 --> 00:19:09,716 HE'S HERE. [crowd gasps] 515 00:19:09,749 --> 00:19:10,883 RIGHT HERE. 516 00:19:10,917 --> 00:19:12,385 IT'S PO. 517 00:19:12,419 --> 00:19:12,919 - I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S HERE! 518 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,821 [crowd chatters] 519 00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:16,923 - OH, BOY, OH, BOY! 520 00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:19,759 - [laughing] HE'S SO COOL. 521 00:19:19,792 --> 00:19:21,828 - UH, AH! 522 00:19:21,861 --> 00:19:23,330 HUH? 523 00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:26,233 GOTTA REACH MANTIS. 524 00:19:26,266 --> 00:19:27,500 RUNNING OUT OF TIME. 525 00:19:27,534 --> 00:19:29,336 MOVE, YOU GOTTA MOVE! 526 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,338 - OW! 527 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,805 YOU HIT ME. 528 00:19:32,839 --> 00:19:34,341 - OH, LOOK, I'M SORRY, I JUST GOTTA-- 529 00:19:34,374 --> 00:19:35,742 - HOW COOL IS THAT? 530 00:19:35,775 --> 00:19:37,610 THE DRAGON WARRIOR HIT ME! 531 00:19:37,644 --> 00:19:39,346 - HIT ME! - HIT ME! 532 00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,913 - NO, HIT ME! - HIT ME FIRST! 533 00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,583 - [punch] 534 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,352 - [punch] I'M NEVER GONNA WASH MY FACE! 535 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,886 - PUNCH ME IN THE FACE, I'VE EARNED IT! 536 00:19:46,919 --> 00:19:48,821 I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. 537 00:19:48,855 --> 00:19:49,922 - HIT ME RIGHT NOW. 538 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,258 KICK ME IN THE FACE. 539 00:19:51,291 --> 00:19:52,525 - NO, HIT ME FIRST! 540 00:19:52,559 --> 00:19:53,960 - HIT ME, HIT ME, HIT ME! 541 00:19:53,993 --> 00:19:55,662 - [laughs maniacally] 542 00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:56,796 - HE'S GETTING AWAY. 543 00:19:56,829 --> 00:20:00,833 MUST STOP TAOTIE. 544 00:20:00,867 --> 00:20:02,435 HELP ME FEST FANS. 545 00:20:02,469 --> 00:20:03,803 YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE! 546 00:20:03,836 --> 00:20:05,972 [crowd gasps] 547 00:20:06,005 --> 00:20:07,874 - ALL RIGHT, TROOPS, COME ON! 548 00:20:07,907 --> 00:20:09,509 WE GOTTA RALLY! 549 00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:12,011 THE DRAGON WARRIOR NEEDS OUR HELP! 550 00:20:12,044 --> 00:20:13,680 LET'S DO THIS THING! 551 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,315 LET'S DANCE! 552 00:20:15,348 --> 00:20:16,983 IT'S ON NOW! 553 00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:19,452 HERE COMES THE PEPPER! 554 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:21,521 - AH HAH HAH-- 555 00:20:23,856 --> 00:20:26,993 DO YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN DEFEAT TAOTIE? 556 00:20:27,026 --> 00:20:30,530 PREPOSTEROUS! YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF GEEKS. 557 00:20:31,864 --> 00:20:35,835 [crowd growls] 558 00:20:35,868 --> 00:20:38,871 - UM, UH... 559 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:39,939 THE FEST? 560 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:40,940 [whimpers] 561 00:20:40,973 --> 00:20:43,510 [crowd growls] 562 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:48,014 [screams] 563 00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:49,316 - JELLYFISH STING! 564 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,351 - GIRAFFE OVERDRIVE. 565 00:20:51,384 --> 00:20:53,886 - OH! HEY! STOP IT! 566 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,588 SON, HELP ME! 567 00:21:02,395 --> 00:21:05,332 YOU ARE SO GETTING GROUNDED! 568 00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:07,900 - MANTIS! 569 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:10,370 OH, THANKS BIAN ZAO. 570 00:21:10,403 --> 00:21:13,039 - I'LL TRADE YOU FOR YOUR TIGRESS ACTION FIGURE. 571 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:14,907 - DOES IT HAVE TO BE THE TIGRESS? 572 00:21:14,941 --> 00:21:15,908 - PO! 573 00:21:18,044 --> 00:21:19,912 - COOL. 574 00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:20,913 - MANTIS? 575 00:21:20,947 --> 00:21:22,014 [touch points chime] 576 00:21:22,048 --> 00:21:25,685 MANTIS? 577 00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:29,055 OH, WHY ISN'T HE MOVING? 578 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:32,492 - WE'RE...TOO LATE. 579 00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:37,464 - MANTIS, MORE THAN ANYTHING 580 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,965 I WISH YOU COULD JUST JUMP UP 581 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:41,734 AND--AND PUNCH ME AND KICK ME AND, AH... 582 00:21:41,768 --> 00:21:44,804 KNOCK ME OVER. 583 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:47,907 - HI...YA! BAH...ZAY! 584 00:21:47,940 --> 00:21:50,977 HIYIYIYIYA! 585 00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:54,381 DON'T EVER PARALYZE ME AGAIN! 586 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:56,483 AND AS FOR YOU NERDS... 587 00:21:57,984 --> 00:22:01,053 YOU. ARE. AWESOME! 588 00:22:01,087 --> 00:22:03,623 [crowd cheers] 589 00:22:03,656 --> 00:22:06,426 - [groans] 590 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:08,094 - I UNDERESTIMATED YOU ALL. 591 00:22:08,127 --> 00:22:09,962 YOU REALLY KICKED SOME NON-PRETEND BOOTIE. 592 00:22:09,996 --> 00:22:11,398 I AM IN YOUR DEBT. 593 00:22:11,431 --> 00:22:12,565 I SALUTE YOU, 594 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,134 MY MIGHTY GEEK BRETHREN. 595 00:22:15,167 --> 00:22:17,937 [crowd chatters] 596 00:22:17,970 --> 00:22:19,906 WHO'S GONNA SHOW ME HOW TO PLAY THAT WEIRD DICE GAME? 597 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:21,974 [crowd chatters] 598 00:22:22,008 --> 00:22:23,776 - STILL WORRIED ABOUT BEING A GEEK? 599 00:22:23,810 --> 00:22:25,478 - [chuckles] DOESN'T REALLY SEEM LIKE 600 00:22:25,512 --> 00:22:26,913 SUCH A BAD THING TO BE, DOES IT? 601 00:22:26,946 --> 00:22:30,116 - NOPE. 602 00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,618 SO... 603 00:22:31,651 --> 00:22:34,086 - SO. 604 00:22:34,120 --> 00:22:35,988 - JUST YOU AND ME. 605 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:39,959 - MM-HMM. 606 00:22:41,728 --> 00:22:43,996 - WAA! - YA! 607 00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:44,797 - LOAD-BEARING WALL! 608 00:22:44,831 --> 00:22:46,466 - WHHHHIIIIRRR... - LEMON SLICE! 609 00:22:46,499 --> 00:22:47,600 ARMS AKIMBO! 610 00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:51,971 - I CONTROL YOUR MIND. [laughs] 611 00:22:52,004 --> 00:22:53,873 - WA-TA! [laughs] 39389

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