Original subtitles

- WA-CHA! HA! HUH! UNGH!

- AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA:

LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.

[gong rings]

- * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *

[scatting]

* RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP *

* NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME *

* HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP *

* AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *

OOH! AHH! YAH!

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *

* AND MASTER THE SKILLS

* OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME

* KUNG FU PANDA

[scatting]

* HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS *

* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE

* PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING *

* SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE

OOH! AH! UNGH!

* KUNG FU PANDA

* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS

SWEET!

- PO? PO?

- [sighs]

[panting]

I GOTTA SIT DOWN FOR A SECOND.

- FINE. 'CAUSE WE'RE HERE.

WOW.

GREAT LOCATION FOR THE NEW NOODLE SHOP, HUH, SON?

[laughs] LUCKY THIS SPOT ISN'T TAKEN.

- NOODLE SHOP?

- YOU KNOW, PO, THIS COULD REALLY BE GOOD.

JUST YOU, ME, AND NOODLES,

LIKE THE OLD DAYS BEFORE YOU GOT--

[stammering] WELL, YOU KNOW.

[laughs]

[vocalizing]

- THE LIVES OF EVERYONE HERE ARE IN DANGER BECAUSE OF YOU.

GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!

- FLEE YOUR OWN VILLAGE, DRENCHED IN SHAME

AND DISGRACE...

AND DISGRACE... [echoing]

AND NOW TO GET THE HERO'S QI

AND RELEASE MY DEMON BRETHREN.

[thud] - [groans]

- MY FAMILY IS TRAPPED.

- SHIFU!

- OH!

- [groans]

[pained groans]

THAT'S IT, KEEP IT UP.

SMASH ME TO BITS AND THE HERO'S QI

WILL JUST DISSIPATE AND FLY AWAY.

YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FREE THE OTHER DEMONS.

YOU CAN'T GET IT WITHOUT--

- WITHOUT WHAT?

WITHOUT WHAT?

- OH!

WITHOUT ZHUANGZI'S FUNNEL.

- ZHUANGZI'S FUNNEL?

OF COURSE.

YOU THERE!

NOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP OR WOULD YOU LIKE TO DIE?

- UM, WE WERE THINKING MAYBE WE COULD JUST, UM, LEAVE?

AFTER HELPING?

- LOCK HIM UP UNTIL I'M READY FOR HIM.

- [groans]

- I'M WORRIED ABOUT SHIFU.

- WE'VE GOT TO RESCUE HIM.

- NOT JUST THAT.

I MEAN, THE WAY HE TREATED PO.

- PO BLEW IT.

HE HAD HIS HEAD SO FAR UP HIS ACTION FIGURE,

HE COULDN'T SEE STRAIGHT.

- BUT SENDING HIM AWAY?

IT DOESN'T SEEM LIKE THE RIGHT THING TO DO NOW.

- AGREED.

I DON'T WANT TO GO AGAINST SHIFU,

BUT PO IS THE DRAGON WARRIOR.

- AND TO HAVE ANY CHANCE AGAINST KE-PA,

WE'LL NEED ALL THE HELP WE CAN GET.

WE NEED TO GET PO BACK.

- [singing in foreign language]

SON, IS SOMETHING WRONG?

- IS SOMETHING WRONG?

REALLY, DAD? IS SOMETHING WRONG?

YOU KNOW WHAT'S WRONG!

I LIVED AT THE JADE PALACE.

I HAD ADORING FANS.

I HAD FACTORY-MADE ACTION FIGURES OF ME.

I HUNG OUT WITH KUNG FU MASTERS,

AND NOW IT'S ALL GONE.

AND MY FRIENDS AND THE WHOLE VILLAGE

AND MAYBE CHINA ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.

- SO GO SAVE THEM.

- WHAT? DAD, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU'RE CRAZY.

I CAN'T BEAT KE-PA.

SHIFU DOESN'T EVEN WANT ME THERE.

I LOST EVERYTHING.

- "LOST EVERYTHING"?

[laughs]

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

OH, ME CRAZY?

WELL, TELL ME, WHAT DID YOU HAVE THE DAY

YOU PULLED A NOODLE CART UP TO THE JADE PALACE

AND BECAME THE DRAGON WARRIOR?

FANS?

ACTION FIGURINE THINGYS, HUH?

FANCY-PANTS FRIENDS?

- NO.

- YEAH, AND I'M PRETTY SURE

SHIFU DIDN'T WANT YOU THERE, HUH?

TALK ABOUT IMPOSSIBLE.

BUT IT TURNED OUT, AH--

IT TURNED OUT YOU HAD EVERYTHING YOU NEEDED, SON.

AND HERE'S THE THING, SON--

EVERYTHING YOU HAD THEN, YOU'VE STILL GOT HERE.

LOVE TOOK YOU UP THERE.

YOU LOVED KUNG FU.

WHAT DO YOU LOVE NOW, PO?

- HMM?

- HIYA! - GAH! COME ON!

- MASTER, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

I'M GETTING YOU OUT.

- NO!

[gate clanging] - NO?

- I HAVE A PLAN.

THERE'S A CHANCE TO TAKE KE-PA DOWN.

AS A GROUP, I THINK YOU AND THE FIVE COULD DEFEAT HIM.

- SHIFU, I KNOW YOU'RE ANGRY WITH HIM, BUT WE NEED PO.

I'M SENDING MONKEY AND CRANE TO BRING HIM BACK.

- WHAT? NO!

- BUT HE'S VALUABLE.

- HE'S TOO VALUABLE.

- I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

- I DIDN'T SEND HIM AWAY BECAUSE I'M ANGRY.

TIGRESS, LISTEN TO ME.

I DON'T HAVE THE HERO'S QI.

PO DOES.

- [gasps]

- WHAT? PO HAS THE HERO'S QI?

REALLY?

- I SENT HIM AWAY TO PROTECT HIM AND TO PROTECT US ALL.

IF HE RETURNS AND KE-PA GETS HIS QI,

ALL IS LOST.

- WHAT DO WE DO?

- KE-PA MUST SURROUND ME WITH ZHUANGZI'S FUNNEL

AND CRUSH ME TO TRY TO EXTRACT THE HERO'S QI.

THE FUNNEL'S ENERGY WILL MAKE HIM WEAK.

THAT'S THE MOMENT YOU ATTACK.

- VERY WELL. I'LL--

WAIT. HOW WILL YOU SURVIVE THAT?

- I WON'T.

AS LONG AS KE-PA BELIEVES THAT I HAVE THE HERO'S QI,

HE WILL BE UNABLE TO RELEASE THE DEMONS.

WE MUST KEEP PO AWAY

AND THEN TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OUR OPPORTUNITIES.

- AN OPPORTUNITY THAT WILL KILL YOU.

MASTER, I--

- I KNOW YOU ARE NOT ONE FOR EMOTIONAL WORDS, TIGRESS.

I ALSO KNOW THAT YOU, ABOVE ALL,

UNDERSTAND THE NEED FOR SACRIFICE.

NOW GO AND GET EVERYONE READY.

- WHERE'S SHIFU? - HE'S STAYING THERE.

- WHAT? WHY?

- SHIFU'S LOST IT. LET'S GO FIND PO.

- NO!

PO COMING BACK HERE IS THE WORST THING

THAT COULD HAPPEN.

- WHAT HAVE I DONE?

[dramatic music]

*

- OH!

[panting]

PO?

PO...

HMM, THAT'S MY BOY.

- WHOA, THAT'S SOME BARBECUE.

- THEY'RE BUILDING ZHUANGZI'S FUNNEL.

KE-PA IS GOING TO USE IT TO FREE THE DEMONS.

- BY CRUSHING SHIFU? REALLY?

- I'M AFRAID SO.

NOW WHEN KE-PA IS WEAK, WE ATTACK.

- THIS WHOLE THING IS A BIG CIRCLE OF STINK.

- WE HAVE TO DO IT. UNDERSTAND?

WE HAVE TO.

- I'M SORT OF ENJOYING THIS EXTRA EFFORT,

LIKE I'M EARNING IT.

IT SHOULD MAKE THE RELEASE

OF MY FELLOW DEMONS THAT MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE.

WHAT? NOTHING TO SAY?

NO PITHY WISDOM? NO LOFTY MORAL JUDGMENTS?

- WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN, WILL.

- OH, I SEE.

ZEN-LIKE ACCEPTANCE. VERY MASTERY OF YOU.

WELL, SHIFU,

I COULDN'T AGREE MORE.

- YOUR KE-PA-ISH-NESS, SIR.

- WHAT? [echoing]

- WOW, THAT'S LIKE-- THAT IS A BIG, BIG SOUND.

ONE LAST PIECE AND THE FUNNEL IS READY.

- [evil laugh]

RELEASE HIM!

[thud]

[warbling tone]

[scraping]

- [groans]

[energy crackling]

[pained groans]

- ALMOST TIME.

- SHIFU!

- NO! IT'S PO!

- WHAT DO WE DO?

- YOU ALL DO AS WE PLANNED.

I'LL GET HIM AWAY FROM HERE.

- IF THIS IS GONNA WORK, WE NEED YOU TOO!

- JUST GO!

[all shouting]

- LISTEN TO ME. - TIGRESS!

WE GOTTA TO SAVE SHIFU!

- NO, WE DON'T.

[grunts] [landing blow]

- [shouts]

- [snarls]

[growls]

- [groans] - SHIFU!

AH!

TIGRESS! I HAVE TO GET THROUGH!

- NO! PO, YOU DON'T--

- TIGRESS, HE'S GOING TO KILL SHIFU.

- I KNOW. - ARE YOU COMPLETELY NUTS?

- PO, LISTEN! - NO, YOU LISTEN.

I GOTTA SAVE SHIFU!

THIS IS MY FAULT.

- TIGRESS, WE NEED YOU!

[energy crackles]

- [groans]

- AH!

HAH!

- KEEP ATTACKING.

[landing blows]

- [roars]

[landing blows]

[roars, rope snaps]

OH, SURE!

ATTACK A GUY WHILE HE'S IN A TRANCE,

WHY DON'T YOU?

WELL, YOU FAILED.

- [groans]

- AND NOW THAT YOU'RE DOWN,

I CAN FINALLY TAKE YOU OUT.

[all groaning]

- [groans]

PANDA, NO!

- I'M GETTING YOU OUT OF HERE.

- IT'S YOU.

- YEAH, SHIFU, IT'S ME.

- NO, PANDA, IT'S YOU.

- WHAT--WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

- IT'S YOU. YOU HAVE THE HERO'S QI.

- I--

- THE PANDA!

- [groans]

- [evil laugh]

[grunting]

[explosion, crackling]

[all screaming]

[energy buzzing]

- [gasps]

HUH?

[all gasping] PO!

- [grunts]

[somber music]

*

- [evil laugh]

NOW, NOW MY DEMON BRETHREN, YOU ARE FREE!

- [screeches]

- [evil laugh]

DESTROY THEM! DESTROY THEM ALL!

- EVERYONE, CLEAR OUT!

[all screaming]

MASTER SHIFU, WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HERE.

- I'M NOT LEAVING HIM!

- GET THE VILLAGERS TO SAFETY.

WHATEVER IT TAKES. - BUT WHAT ABOUT--

- GO!

- [coughs]

- PO! - HE'S ALIVE!

- FOR NOW.

WITH HIS HERO'S QI DRAINED,

HE CAN'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

WHAT CAN WE DO?

- I DON'T KNOW. I--

THE PEACH TREE. THE PEACH TREE!

[screaming]

[screaming]

[rumbling]

- THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING.

SOON WE'LL HAVE ALL OF CHINA,

AND THEN THE WORLD.

WE'LL WIPE ALL MORTALS RIGHT OFF THIS PLANET.

- [coughs]

OW.

- MASTER, LOOK AT IT. THE TREE--

THE TREE IS DEAD.

- LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING, TIGRESS.

THE PEACH TREE SAVED OOGWAY IN HIS TIME OF NEED,

AND NOW IT WILL SAVE PO.

- [groans]

[wind rustles]

- [gasps]

I'M SORRY, PANDA.

- I'M THE ONE WHO'S SORRY.

- DON'T SPEAK, PO. SAVE YOUR STRENGTH.

- I HAVE TO SAY THIS. THIS WAS ALL MY FAULT.

IF I WOULD'VE LISTENED TO YOU INSTEAD OF--

- IT'S ALL RIGHT, PANDA.

- NO, IT'S NOT. I GOT CONFUSED.

I THOUGHT IT WAS MORE IMPORTANT

TO BE TREATED LIKE A HERO THAN TO ACT LIKE ONE.

I JUST WISH I HAD ANOTHER...

CHANCE.

- PO. PO!

- IT'S OVER.

PO IS GONE.

AND KE-PA HAS WON.

- [sighs]

[shimmering tone]

[gasps]

[shimmering tone]

- IT'S A PEACH TREE SAPLING.

[shimmering tone]

IT'S RESTORING HIS LIFE FORCE--

RESTORING HIS HERO'S QI.

[triumphant music]

*

- WHAT'D I MISS?

- YOU'RE ALIVE!

AND I'M--I'M PLEASED ABOUT THAT.

- [sighs]

THANKS. [laughs] BUT I FEEL WEIRD.

- LOOK OUT!

[energy hums]

- [gasps] AWESOME!

- THE PEACH TREE NOT ONLY RESTORED YOUR QI,

IT GREATLY ENHANCED IT.

- WHOA! WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?

- SAVE THE WORLD.

- COOL.

[all screaming]

HEY. HOW YOU DOIN'?

- THE PANDA. ALIVE?

HOW?

- UH, NOT SURE.

SOME KIND OF WEIRD MAGICKY, MYSTICAL THING.

ANYWAY, CHECK THIS OUT.

[energy hums]

- THE HERO'S QI. ATTACK HIM!

DEVOUR HIM!

DESTROY HIM!

- AH!

[grunting]

AH! TOO MANY!

WHOA!

- PO, THEY'RE FOLLOWING YOU.

- THEN LET 'EM FOLLOW!

- HE NEEDS HELP. - WAIT.

- YOU HUNGRY?

COME AND GET IT.

WA-TA!

[rumbling]

- THIS MIGHT BE A GOOD TIME TO TAKE COVER.

- [screaming]

[explosion]

[sighs]

DEFEATING A DEMON HORDE TAKES IT OUT OF YOU.

- NO!

- OH! [grunts]

- I SWEAR BY ALL THAT'S DARK AND VILE,

THIS DAY WILL SEE THE END OF THE DRAGON WARRIOR.

- [grunts, groans]

- PO!

- HIS HERO'S QI! HE'S DRAINED IT.

[warbling tone]

- [groans]

OW!

AAH! - [laughs]

- [screams] OOF!

[gasping]

[pained screaming]

[thunderclap]

[energy crackling] [groaning]

- NO! THIS CAN'T HAPPEN.

YOU'RE A WORM, AN ANT,

A MORTAL!

- YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

AND ON BEHALF OF ALL MORTALS,

I SAY TO YOU...

SKADOOSH.

[explosion]

- AND SO AS PO HAD PROTECTED THE VALLEY OF PEACE,

THE PEACH TREE NOW PROTECTED PO.

- DON'T KNOW THAT I REALLY NEED A LEGEND

AND ALL THAT, SHIFU. [laughs]

WE'RE SAFE AGAIN,

THANKS TO THE PEACH TREE.

- NO. THANKS TO YOU, PO.

IT WAS YOUR SELFLESS ACT THAT SAVED US.

- DAD?

DAD!

- OH, SON!

I BROUGHT WHAT YOU ASKED ME TO.

- EXCELLENT.

PO, I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SHOW YOU.

- [laughs] THANKS, BUT, UH...

NOT SURE I REALLY WANT THAT.

DOESN'T SEEM ALL THAT IMPORTANT ANYMORE.

- WHO SAID IT WAS FOR YOU?

THIS ONE IS MINE.