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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,501 --> 00:00:02,103 - WA-CHA! HIYA! 2 00:00:02,136 --> 00:00:06,574 - AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:06,607 --> 00:00:08,442 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:09,777 [gong rings] 5 00:00:09,810 --> 00:00:13,081 * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:13,114 --> 00:00:17,085 [scatting] 7 00:00:17,118 --> 00:00:18,386 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:18,419 --> 00:00:20,421 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:20,454 --> 00:00:21,822 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:24,225 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:25,426 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:25,459 --> 00:00:27,228 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:27,261 --> 00:00:30,198 [scatting] 14 00:00:30,231 --> 00:00:33,267 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:33,301 --> 00:00:35,403 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 16 00:00:35,436 --> 00:00:37,171 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 17 00:00:37,205 --> 00:00:39,140 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:39,173 --> 00:00:41,209 [scatting] 19 00:00:41,242 --> 00:00:44,278 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 20 00:00:44,312 --> 00:00:45,779 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 21 00:00:45,813 --> 00:00:47,181 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 22 00:00:47,215 --> 00:00:50,251 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE * 23 00:00:50,284 --> 00:00:53,721 * KUNG FU PANDA 24 00:00:53,754 --> 00:00:55,623 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 25 00:00:55,656 --> 00:00:56,657 SWEET! 26 00:01:00,228 --> 00:01:03,131 [Asian music] 27 00:01:03,164 --> 00:01:08,769 * 28 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,640 - YOU CHILDREN ARE CHINA'S FUTURE. 29 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,608 YOU MUST WORK HARD TO ATTAIN PERFECTION. 30 00:01:14,642 --> 00:01:19,347 YOU MUST BE SOLEMN, FOCUSED, GRIM, RESOLUTE. 31 00:01:19,380 --> 00:01:21,549 - UH, IN OTHER WORDS, KIDS, 32 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:25,419 WELCOME TO THE JADE PALACE KUNG FU CAMP! 33 00:01:25,453 --> 00:01:28,256 [all cheer] - OOF! 34 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:30,891 - HIYA! 35 00:01:30,924 --> 00:01:33,327 all: [kung fu noises] 36 00:01:33,361 --> 00:01:35,696 - YA. - HUH. 37 00:01:35,729 --> 00:01:37,798 - OOF! 38 00:01:37,831 --> 00:01:40,368 - THIS YEAR'S CAMP SESSION IS GOING WELL, ZENG. 39 00:01:40,401 --> 00:01:43,237 IT'S GOOD FOR CHILDREN TO HAVE STRONG, MATURE ROLE MODELS. 40 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:46,540 - HA! THEN CATCHPHRASE. 41 00:01:46,574 --> 00:01:48,276 all: SHAKA-BOOEY! 42 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:51,245 - AND THEN, OF COURSE, THERE'S PO. 43 00:01:51,279 --> 00:01:54,282 - [screams] MASTER SHIFU, LOOK! 44 00:01:56,717 --> 00:01:59,453 - OH, THAT'S THE INSIGNIA OF THE ROYAL FAMILY. 45 00:01:59,487 --> 00:02:02,390 QUICK, GATHER THE FIVE. 46 00:02:02,423 --> 00:02:04,692 [checks breath] 47 00:02:04,725 --> 00:02:06,694 - GREETINGS, MASTER SHIFU. 48 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:09,663 I AM MENG TAO, THE EMPEROR'S PERSONAL EMISSARY. 49 00:02:09,697 --> 00:02:11,832 - WE ARE HONORED, YOUR EMINENCE. 50 00:02:11,865 --> 00:02:12,933 HOW MAY WE SERVE YOU? 51 00:02:12,966 --> 00:02:15,436 - I HAVE A ROYAL STUDENT FOR YOU, 52 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:17,571 THE EMPEROR'S OWN GRANDSON. 53 00:02:17,605 --> 00:02:19,407 - YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 54 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,543 OUR COUNSELORS ARE THE FINEST KUNG FU MASTERS IN CHINA. 55 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:23,744 MAY I PRESENT MASTER TIGRESS. 56 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:25,679 - THEME SONG! - SHE WILL PERSONALLY-- 57 00:02:25,713 --> 00:02:28,249 - * EVERY KUNG FU FIGHTER NEEDS A THEME SONG * 58 00:02:28,282 --> 00:02:30,718 * CAN'T BATTLE FOES WITHOUT A THEME SONG * 59 00:02:30,751 --> 00:02:33,721 * SO I HIGHLY RECOMMEND YOU GET A THEME SONG * 60 00:02:33,754 --> 00:02:36,790 * YADDA NANNA DADDA DADDA THEME SONG * 61 00:02:36,824 --> 00:02:39,627 OH, SORRY, MASTER SHIFU. 62 00:02:39,660 --> 00:02:41,629 JUST MOVING ON TO THE ADVANCED STUFF. 63 00:02:41,662 --> 00:02:43,597 THEY'VE ALREADY MASTERED CATCHPHRASES. 64 00:02:43,631 --> 00:02:44,665 - SHAKA-BOOEY! 65 00:02:44,698 --> 00:02:45,633 - KA BLAMO! 66 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,467 - HEY THERE! 67 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:50,338 - [chuckles] THEY MAKE ME SO PROUD. 68 00:02:50,371 --> 00:02:51,772 - [sighs] 69 00:02:51,805 --> 00:02:54,342 I MUST APOLOGIZE FOR THE DRAGON WARRIOR, 70 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:55,343 YOUR EMINENCE. 71 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,611 HE'S NEW TO CAMP COUNSELING. 72 00:02:57,645 --> 00:03:00,781 - THEN I SHOULD WARN YOU, MY ROYAL CHARGE 73 00:03:00,814 --> 00:03:05,586 HAS PROVEN...DIFFICULT. 74 00:03:05,619 --> 00:03:06,620 - NO PROBLEM. 75 00:03:06,654 --> 00:03:08,256 KIDS LOVE ME. 76 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:09,323 BRING THE LITTLE FELLOW ON. 77 00:03:09,357 --> 00:03:10,791 I LOVE TO SEE THE HERO WORSHIP 78 00:03:10,824 --> 00:03:13,294 IN THEIR TINY LITTLE EYES. 79 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,429 - MAY I PRESENT HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS, 80 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:20,301 THE IMPERIAL GRANDSON, LU KANG. 81 00:03:20,334 --> 00:03:23,371 - [excited gasp] 82 00:03:27,675 --> 00:03:32,713 - [grunts and struggles] 83 00:03:37,318 --> 00:03:38,952 HI, EVERYONE, I'M LU. 84 00:03:38,986 --> 00:03:41,322 IT'S DELIGHTFUL TO MEET YOU, I MUST SAY. 85 00:03:41,355 --> 00:03:44,558 I'M IN LINE FOR THE THRONE. 86 00:03:44,592 --> 00:03:47,795 AND I SEEM TO HAVE GOTTEN MY HAND STUCK IN A PICKLE JAR. 87 00:03:47,828 --> 00:03:48,762 EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND. 88 00:03:48,796 --> 00:03:50,831 [grunts] 89 00:03:50,864 --> 00:03:53,401 - HIS MAJESTY MUST SOON TAKE HIS PLACE 90 00:03:53,434 --> 00:03:55,336 AS A MEMBER OF THE IMPERIAL FAMILY. 91 00:03:55,369 --> 00:03:57,705 BUT TO DO SO, HE MUST FIRST 92 00:03:57,738 --> 00:04:00,341 MASTER THE ROYAL SKILLS OF MANHOOD. 93 00:04:00,374 --> 00:04:02,676 - I LEARNED A BIT OF KUNG FU FROM MY WET NURSE. 94 00:04:02,710 --> 00:04:03,844 SHE TAUGHT ME THIS. 95 00:04:03,877 --> 00:04:04,712 [angry gibberish] 96 00:04:04,745 --> 00:04:05,946 - HEY! 97 00:04:05,979 --> 00:04:06,947 WHOA! 98 00:04:06,980 --> 00:04:09,317 [all scream] 99 00:04:11,084 --> 00:04:13,854 - I DID IT AGAIN, FAITHFUL EMISSARY. 100 00:04:13,887 --> 00:04:18,759 GRANDPA'S RIGHT, I'M A KLUTZ, A KLUTZ, A KLUTZ. 101 00:04:18,792 --> 00:04:21,995 OWIE. 102 00:04:22,029 --> 00:04:24,698 - THE EMPEROR HAS GIVEN LU KANG ONE MONTH 103 00:04:24,732 --> 00:04:27,335 TO MASTER THE SKILLS OF MANHOOD. 104 00:04:27,368 --> 00:04:28,502 - ONE MONTH?! 105 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,871 BUT THAT'S NOT NEARLY ENOUGH TIME. 106 00:04:30,904 --> 00:04:34,375 I'M SORRY. 107 00:04:34,408 --> 00:04:36,344 - IT'S OKAY, FAITHFUL EMISSARY. 108 00:04:36,377 --> 00:04:38,512 I DON'T BLAME THEM FOR NOT WANTING ME. 109 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:39,447 I'LL BE IN MY LITTER, 110 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:41,682 FLUSH WITH HUMILIATION AND SELF-LOATHING. 111 00:04:41,715 --> 00:04:44,518 BUT I EXIT WITH DIGNITY. 112 00:04:44,552 --> 00:04:46,987 [grunts] 113 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:51,592 [screams] [wood splinters] 114 00:04:51,625 --> 00:04:53,026 - WE CAN TOTALLY TRAIN HIM. 115 00:04:53,060 --> 00:04:55,062 HE'S JUST A CLUELESS, INSECURE DWEEB. 116 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:58,065 I USED TO BE THE SAME WAY AND LOOK AT ME NOW. 117 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,836 [chuckles] OH, SORRY, UH... 118 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:06,540 THEM PICKLES SMELLED GOOD. 119 00:05:06,574 --> 00:05:11,078 UH, WHAT HAPPENS IF HE DOESN'T MASTER HIS MANHOOD SKILLS? 120 00:05:11,111 --> 00:05:13,113 - HE WOULD SHAME HIS FAMILY 121 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,916 AND BE BANISHED TO THE MONGOLIAN WASTES. 122 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:19,953 - MASTER SHIFU, WE CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 123 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:25,426 - WE COULD TAKE HIM ON AN INFORMAL TRIAL BASIS, I SUPPOSE. 124 00:05:25,459 --> 00:05:27,395 - SOUNDS AWESOME, I'LL DO IT! 125 00:05:27,428 --> 00:05:28,796 - EXCELLENT. 126 00:05:28,829 --> 00:05:31,799 YOUR MAJESTY, THE DRAGON WARRIOR HIMSELF 127 00:05:31,832 --> 00:05:32,933 HAS AGREED TO TRAIN YOU. 128 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:35,803 - YOU MEAN SOMEONE BELIEVES IN ME? 129 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,571 YAY! 130 00:05:37,605 --> 00:05:39,773 - WHOA! 131 00:05:39,807 --> 00:05:41,409 - HERE, NEW FRIEND. 132 00:05:41,442 --> 00:05:43,877 LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT. 133 00:05:43,911 --> 00:05:45,913 - DON'T WORRY, MASTER SHIFU. 134 00:05:45,946 --> 00:05:48,949 I'LL HAVE LU KANG TRAINED IN NO TIME. 135 00:05:48,982 --> 00:05:50,451 - [yelps] 136 00:05:52,119 --> 00:05:53,787 - HUH! 137 00:05:55,856 --> 00:05:58,526 [metallic ricochet noises] 138 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,497 - [chuckles] 139 00:06:03,531 --> 00:06:06,934 GUYS, THIS IS HIS IMPERIAL HIGHNESS, LU KANG. 140 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:11,472 AND WE'RE GONNA HELP HIM MASTER THE ROYAL SKILLS OF MANHOOD. 141 00:06:11,505 --> 00:06:12,840 - HI, EVERYONE, NICE TO MEET YOU. 142 00:06:12,873 --> 00:06:14,775 PLEASE CALL ME LU. 143 00:06:14,808 --> 00:06:16,844 all: HI, LU. 144 00:06:16,877 --> 00:06:19,547 - WE'RE GONNA START WITH A REALLY SIMPLE SKILL. 145 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,482 JUST GIVE ME FIVE KNUCKLE PUSH-UPS. 146 00:06:21,515 --> 00:06:25,653 - I WILL NEED A MOMENT TO PREPARE. 147 00:06:25,686 --> 00:06:28,088 [breathes rhythmically] 148 00:06:28,121 --> 00:06:29,122 I AM READY. 149 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:32,660 [grunts] 150 00:06:32,693 --> 00:06:35,463 - FEEL THE BURN! 151 00:06:35,496 --> 00:06:37,698 FEEL THE... 152 00:06:37,731 --> 00:06:39,667 GROUND. 153 00:06:39,700 --> 00:06:42,670 - I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH A LITTLE. 154 00:06:42,703 --> 00:06:44,705 - OKAY, MOVING ON. 155 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,651 - AAH! 156 00:06:57,685 --> 00:06:59,653 - [clumsy yelling] 157 00:06:59,687 --> 00:07:01,154 - [gasps] - OOH! 158 00:07:01,188 --> 00:07:02,122 - [yelps] 159 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:04,091 - AGH! 160 00:07:05,993 --> 00:07:07,995 [grunts] 161 00:07:10,898 --> 00:07:13,867 [wood shatters] 162 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:19,740 [grunts] 163 00:07:21,742 --> 00:07:23,711 [screams] 164 00:07:25,546 --> 00:07:27,915 - LET'S TAKE A BREAK. 165 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:30,083 - [happy humming] 166 00:07:30,117 --> 00:07:32,753 - OH, NICE COUNSELING, PO. 167 00:07:32,786 --> 00:07:35,856 - HE COULDN'T MASTER A SINGLE SKILL. 168 00:07:35,889 --> 00:07:37,858 - OKAY, SO HE MAY BE A LITTLE RAW. 169 00:07:37,891 --> 00:07:39,527 - PO, THIS IS HOPELESS. 170 00:07:39,560 --> 00:07:40,861 YOU CAN'T TRAIN LU KANG. 171 00:07:40,894 --> 00:07:41,829 YOU DON'T HAVE THE MATURITY. 172 00:07:41,862 --> 00:07:44,064 - YOU TAKE THAT BACK OR I'LL HOLD MY BREATH! 173 00:07:44,097 --> 00:07:45,599 [inhales deeply] 174 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:46,700 - THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK. 175 00:07:46,734 --> 00:07:48,936 LU KANG WILL NOT BE TRAINING WITH THE JADE PALACE. 176 00:07:48,969 --> 00:07:50,604 IT'S JUST TOO RISKY. 177 00:07:50,638 --> 00:07:52,205 - GOOD DAY, MY FRIENDS. 178 00:07:52,239 --> 00:07:54,241 - AH, YOUR EMINENCE. 179 00:07:54,274 --> 00:07:55,909 MASTER PO HAS SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU. 180 00:07:55,943 --> 00:07:57,110 - [struggling] 181 00:07:57,144 --> 00:07:58,946 [exhales deeply] 182 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:00,147 RIGHT. 183 00:08:00,180 --> 00:08:04,284 UH, THING IS, LU KANG'S NOT REALLY, UH-- 184 00:08:04,317 --> 00:08:06,253 - FAITHFUL EMISSARY, FAITHFUL EMISSARY! 185 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:07,955 I HAD THE BEST DAY. 186 00:08:07,988 --> 00:08:09,757 PO'S THE GREATEST COUNSELOR EVER. 187 00:08:09,790 --> 00:08:12,259 - YEAH, LU, THE THING IS I, UH-- 188 00:08:12,292 --> 00:08:15,295 - I ALMOST DID A WHOLE PUSHUP. WATCH! 189 00:08:15,328 --> 00:08:20,868 [struggling noises] 190 00:08:24,004 --> 00:08:25,706 I FEEL SO EMPOWERED. 191 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:27,808 [pants] 192 00:08:27,841 --> 00:08:30,043 - SO WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 193 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:33,280 - THAT LU'S MAKING GREAT PROGRESS. 194 00:08:33,313 --> 00:08:34,281 - WHAT?! 195 00:08:34,314 --> 00:08:38,285 - YEP, HE'S A...NATURAL. 196 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,621 I KNOW I CAN TRAIN HIM, 197 00:08:40,654 --> 00:08:42,289 SO I SWEAR BY THE EMPEROR'S THRONE 198 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:46,126 THAT LU WILL TOTALLY MASTER ALL THE SKILLS OF MANHOOD. 199 00:08:46,159 --> 00:08:49,062 - YAY! 200 00:08:49,096 --> 00:08:51,331 - PO, DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? 201 00:08:51,364 --> 00:08:54,201 THE PENALTY FOR BREAKING A VOW TO THE EMPEROR'S THRONE IS-- 202 00:08:54,234 --> 00:08:55,268 - WHAT? [scoffs] 203 00:08:55,302 --> 00:08:56,670 A STRONGLY-WORDED LETTER? 204 00:08:56,704 --> 00:08:59,673 - NO, ALL OF YOU WILL BE BEHEADED. 205 00:08:59,707 --> 00:09:02,209 [all gasp] 206 00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,077 - OH. 207 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:12,085 - * LA LA LA LA LA LA LA 208 00:09:13,320 --> 00:09:14,354 UH, WHAT'S GOING ON? 209 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:17,625 - OKAY, LU, FROM NOW ON, IT LOOKS LIKE MASTER SHIFU 210 00:09:17,658 --> 00:09:20,928 WILL PERSONALLY SUPERVISE YOUR TRAINING. 211 00:09:20,961 --> 00:09:22,763 - IS IT BECAUSE YOU RASHLY MADE A SACRED VOW 212 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,297 THAT PUT YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS' LIVES IN DANGER 213 00:09:24,331 --> 00:09:25,799 IF I FAIL MY TRAINING? 214 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,334 - WHAT? [scoffs] 215 00:09:27,367 --> 00:09:29,970 NO. 216 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,138 YES. 217 00:09:31,171 --> 00:09:32,973 - ANYONE CAN LEARN KUNG FU 218 00:09:33,006 --> 00:09:35,208 IF THEIR TEACHER TRAINS THEM TO CONCENTRATE, 219 00:09:35,242 --> 00:09:38,846 TO FOCUS THEIR MIND ON ONLY THE PRESENT. 220 00:09:38,879 --> 00:09:41,148 ONLY BY ACHIEVING INNER PEACE 221 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,784 CAN A TRUE KUNG FU MASTER UNFOLD... 222 00:09:43,817 --> 00:09:45,686 - UH-HUH. - LIKE A LOTUS FLOWER. 223 00:09:45,719 --> 00:09:46,687 - OH, I LIKE FLOWERS. 224 00:09:46,720 --> 00:09:47,688 WHAT DOES THIS DO? 225 00:09:47,721 --> 00:09:48,822 - WAIT, LU, DON'T! 226 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,323 [metallic clanking] [assorted groans] 227 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:53,827 [heavy thuds and yelps] 228 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:02,836 PERHAPS WE SHOULD TAKE A BREAK. 229 00:10:02,870 --> 00:10:03,971 - GET IT OFF ME. - [grunts] 230 00:10:04,004 --> 00:10:06,173 - [screams] 231 00:10:06,206 --> 00:10:08,742 I'M SORRY, PO, I'M REALLY TRYING. 232 00:10:08,776 --> 00:10:11,378 I WANT MY FAMILY TO BE PROUD OF ME. 233 00:10:11,411 --> 00:10:13,180 - LU, LOOK, YOU'RE A LITTLE KLUTZY 234 00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,314 BECAUSE YOU GET NERVOUS. 235 00:10:14,347 --> 00:10:16,016 YOU JUST NEED MORE CONFIDENCE. 236 00:10:16,049 --> 00:10:17,818 - BUT HOW DO I GET CONFIDENCE? 237 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,754 - YOU FACE YOUR FEAR, WHETHER IT'S INTIMACY, 238 00:10:20,788 --> 00:10:23,190 OR A DEADLY VILLAIN, OR AN ALL-POWERFUL DRAGON 239 00:10:23,223 --> 00:10:25,025 WHO SPITS FIRE AND DOOM. 240 00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,427 - VILLAINS, DRAGONS, INTIMACY? 241 00:10:27,460 --> 00:10:28,428 - LU! LU, STOP! 242 00:10:28,461 --> 00:10:31,431 - I'M PANICKING, I'M PANICKING. [muffled cries] 243 00:10:31,464 --> 00:10:33,000 - LU, DON'T DO THIS. 244 00:10:33,033 --> 00:10:34,167 PLEASE COME OUT. 245 00:10:34,201 --> 00:10:36,269 - FORGET IT, I'M HOPELESS. 246 00:10:36,303 --> 00:10:39,272 WE'D NEED A MIRACLE FOR ME TO SUCCEED. 247 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:49,316 - LU, I THINK I FOUND OUR MIRACLE. 248 00:10:50,918 --> 00:10:53,453 THIS IS THE ARTIFACT ROOM. 249 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:56,890 IT'S WHERE WE KEEP OUR MOST POWERFUL MAGIC RELICS. 250 00:10:56,924 --> 00:10:58,091 - I LOVE MAGIC RELICS. 251 00:10:58,125 --> 00:10:59,860 SHOW ME ONE, SHOW ME ONE! 252 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:03,797 - OKAY, BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SHIELD YOUR EYES. 253 00:11:03,831 --> 00:11:07,367 - [gasps] 254 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:11,038 - YOUR MIND MAY NOT BE PREPARED FOR THE AWESOME GLORY THAT IS 255 00:11:11,071 --> 00:11:14,742 THE SACRED BEAN POD OF KENSU! 256 00:11:14,775 --> 00:11:17,410 - OOH! 257 00:11:17,444 --> 00:11:19,980 OOH! 258 00:11:20,013 --> 00:11:22,950 - HARK NOW UNTO MY AMAZING TALE 259 00:11:22,983 --> 00:11:28,321 OF WONDER AND, UH.... AMAZEMENT. 260 00:11:28,355 --> 00:11:32,159 EVERY GREAT KUNG FU MASTER HAS HAD A MYSTIC VEGETABLE 261 00:11:32,192 --> 00:11:33,894 WHICH GAVE HIM HIS MIGHT. 262 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,929 MASTER MOO HAD THE GOURD OF HUNAN, 263 00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,998 MASTER OINK, THE CARROT OF CHENG DU, 264 00:11:38,031 --> 00:11:40,801 MASTER QUACK, THE RADISH OF GUANGZHOU. 265 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,936 BUT THE MOST POWERFUL VEGGIE OF ALL 266 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:46,774 WAS MASTER OX'S BEAN POD OF KENSU! 267 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,414 WITH THE FORCE OF THIS ONE VEGGIE, 268 00:11:54,447 --> 00:11:57,384 MASTER OX DROVE ALL EVIL FROM CHINA. 269 00:12:03,991 --> 00:12:06,894 THIS IS THAT SAME BEAN POD. 270 00:12:06,927 --> 00:12:09,262 - NO WAY! 271 00:12:09,296 --> 00:12:11,498 - TAKE IT! 272 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:14,935 AND LET ITS BEANY POWER COURSE THROUGH YOU. 273 00:12:14,968 --> 00:12:19,339 - [whimpers] 274 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,041 HEY, I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING. 275 00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:25,112 - OH, UH, THAT'S BECAUSE I FORGOT 276 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:27,314 THE SECRET WORD OF EMPOWERMENT! 277 00:12:27,347 --> 00:12:30,150 SHA-ZAMBO! 278 00:12:31,318 --> 00:12:32,452 - I FEEL IT. 279 00:12:32,485 --> 00:12:34,154 I FEEL THE POWER. 280 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,224 - THEN DROP AND GIVE ME A KNUCKLE PUSHUP, LU. 281 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,859 RIGHT NOW! 282 00:12:38,892 --> 00:12:40,027 - [knuckles crack] 283 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:44,865 [grunts] 284 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:48,301 [triumphant laugh] 285 00:12:48,335 --> 00:12:49,502 - YOU DID IT! 286 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:51,038 YOU DID IT, LU! 287 00:12:51,071 --> 00:12:52,873 - NO, I DIDN'T. 288 00:12:52,906 --> 00:12:57,377 THE SACRED BEAN POD OF KENSU DID IT FOR ME. 289 00:12:57,410 --> 00:12:59,379 HUZZAH! 290 00:13:01,081 --> 00:13:03,884 [whimpers] 291 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,188 - [screams] 292 00:13:12,059 --> 00:13:14,227 - [content sigh] 293 00:13:15,963 --> 00:13:17,865 YAH! 294 00:13:17,898 --> 00:13:18,932 YAH! 295 00:13:18,966 --> 00:13:20,968 YAH! all: WHOA! 296 00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,936 - [yelps] 297 00:13:36,116 --> 00:13:39,887 - [clumsy kung fu noises] 298 00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,567 [nervous laugh] 299 00:14:07,647 --> 00:14:10,617 [whimpers] 300 00:14:14,254 --> 00:14:17,991 all: [nervous gasps] 301 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:22,029 - YAH! 302 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:30,270 - YEAH! 303 00:14:30,303 --> 00:14:35,142 [all cheer] 304 00:14:35,175 --> 00:14:36,443 - GOOD JOB. 305 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,178 - WHAT DO YOU THINK, SHIFU? 306 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:41,148 ALL HE NEEDED WAS A LITTLE CONFIDENCE. 307 00:14:41,181 --> 00:14:43,150 - WELL DONE, YOUR MAJESTY. 308 00:14:43,183 --> 00:14:44,517 I'M VERY IMPRESSED. 309 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,453 - 'TIS NOTHING, NOBLE MASTER, 310 00:14:46,486 --> 00:14:49,122 FOR I HAVE BEEN IMBUED WITH THE POWER OF THE GODS. 311 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,423 HUZZAH! 312 00:14:50,457 --> 00:14:54,161 - HA, LU'S MASTERED NEARLY EVERY SINGLE SKILL. 313 00:14:54,194 --> 00:14:55,362 - INCREDIBLE. 314 00:14:55,395 --> 00:14:58,065 I-- 315 00:14:58,098 --> 00:15:01,969 I MUST TELL THE EMPEROR THE GOOD NEWS. 316 00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:03,270 - COME, FRIEND PO. 317 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:05,338 JOIN ME IN A LUSTY SONG. 318 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:07,374 - OKAY! 319 00:15:07,407 --> 00:15:09,209 both: * LUSTY SONG, SUNG BY WARRIORS * 320 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,178 * WARRIORS SINGING A LUSTY SONG * 321 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:14,147 [both laugh] 322 00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:17,117 - HMM, WE ALL MIGHT JUST KEEP OUR HEADS AFTER ALL. 323 00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:24,024 [door creaks shut] 324 00:15:41,774 --> 00:15:45,278 - HUNDUN, IT APPEARS YOU HAVE A VISITOR. 325 00:15:47,080 --> 00:15:49,549 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? 326 00:15:49,582 --> 00:15:51,551 - LEAVE US. 327 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,525 - WHO ARE YOU? 328 00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,528 - A FRIEND WHO NEEDS YOUR HELP. 329 00:16:01,561 --> 00:16:04,497 I'M HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH THE JADE PALACE. 330 00:16:04,531 --> 00:16:06,333 - KEEP TALKING. 331 00:16:06,366 --> 00:16:10,203 - THE EMPEROR'S GRANDSON HAS BEEN TRAINING THERE. 332 00:16:10,237 --> 00:16:13,506 I WANT YOU TO MAKE SURE THAT HE FAILS THAT TRAINING-- 333 00:16:13,540 --> 00:16:15,242 PERMANENTLY. 334 00:16:15,275 --> 00:16:17,544 - I SEE. 335 00:16:17,577 --> 00:16:20,380 AND WHAT CAN I HOPE TO GAIN IN IT FOR ME? 336 00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,249 - YOUR FREEDOM. 337 00:16:22,282 --> 00:16:26,186 - HMM, AND WHAT CAN I HOPE TO GAIN IN IT FOR YOU? 338 00:16:26,219 --> 00:16:30,123 - MY FREEDOM. 339 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:34,694 - [pants] 340 00:16:34,727 --> 00:16:38,298 OH. 341 00:16:38,331 --> 00:16:40,300 LU? 342 00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:42,402 - [pants] 343 00:16:42,435 --> 00:16:46,239 - LU, WELCOME TO THE BIRTHPLACE OF KUNG FU. 344 00:16:46,273 --> 00:16:50,110 - [gasps] 345 00:16:50,143 --> 00:16:51,211 I DID IT, I DID IT. 346 00:16:51,244 --> 00:16:53,113 I DID IT, I DID IT, I DID IT. 347 00:16:53,146 --> 00:16:54,214 - UH, LU. 348 00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:55,582 - I DID, DID, DID, DID IT. 349 00:16:55,615 --> 00:16:59,252 I DID IT, I DID IT-- - LU! 350 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,088 YOU'VE DONE GREAT, LU, 351 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:04,091 BUT, UH, YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING BEFORE I-- 352 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,159 - IS IT ABOUT MY MAGIC BEAN POD? 353 00:17:06,193 --> 00:17:08,261 - YEAH... 354 00:17:08,295 --> 00:17:10,763 - IT CAN MAKE ME INVISIBLE, CAN'T IT? 355 00:17:10,797 --> 00:17:12,265 - NO. 356 00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:15,135 LOOK, LU, THERE'S SOMETHING I HAVE TO TELL YOU. 357 00:17:15,168 --> 00:17:16,103 HUH? 358 00:17:16,136 --> 00:17:19,106 - [roars] 359 00:17:19,139 --> 00:17:20,273 - LU, LOOK OUT! 360 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,109 - [grunts] 361 00:17:22,142 --> 00:17:23,143 - [yells] 362 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:26,646 OOF! 363 00:17:26,679 --> 00:17:28,815 - [cackles] 364 00:17:28,848 --> 00:17:33,720 - [kung fu noises] 365 00:17:33,753 --> 00:17:38,158 - [growls] 366 00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:41,128 - O...KAY. [screams] 367 00:17:43,196 --> 00:17:44,264 UGH. 368 00:17:44,297 --> 00:17:46,333 [both grunting] 369 00:17:46,366 --> 00:17:49,336 [screams] 370 00:17:54,141 --> 00:17:55,308 - WHA? 371 00:17:55,342 --> 00:17:58,778 - FINALLY, DRAGON WARRIOR, YOU WILL BE VANQUISHED BY ME, 372 00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:00,747 THE ONE WHO WILL FINALLY DEFEAT YOU, 373 00:18:00,780 --> 00:18:04,451 VANQUISHEDLY, BY ME! 374 00:18:04,484 --> 00:18:06,853 - [grunts and groans] 375 00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,255 - [gasps] 376 00:18:08,288 --> 00:18:09,789 HANG ON, PO. 377 00:18:09,822 --> 00:18:12,692 I'LL SAVE YOU. 378 00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:15,695 TO ME, BRIGHT WEAPON! 379 00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,200 RELEASE HIM, VILLAIN, 380 00:18:20,233 --> 00:18:24,204 OR FACE THE FURY OF LU THE UNCHALLENGEABLE! 381 00:18:24,237 --> 00:18:26,606 - LU, GET AWAY! 382 00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,507 - BAH! 383 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:29,876 HIS POWER IS NOTHING COMPARED TO MINE. 384 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:31,878 HUZZAH! 385 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,581 [splash]] 386 00:18:37,584 --> 00:18:40,453 [battle cry] 387 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:43,423 - CAREFUL, GUYS. 388 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,527 OW! 389 00:18:47,560 --> 00:18:48,561 STOP! 390 00:18:48,595 --> 00:18:50,297 - THIS ENDS NOW, VILLAIN. 391 00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:52,899 YOU CANNOT WIN BECAUSE I POSSESS 392 00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,368 A MYSTIC ITEM OF AWESOME POTENCY. 393 00:18:55,402 --> 00:18:56,369 - OH, BOY. 394 00:18:56,403 --> 00:18:57,870 - AND I HAVE THAT WEAPON RIGHT... 395 00:18:57,904 --> 00:19:00,740 UH...HERE...UM... 396 00:19:00,773 --> 00:19:03,576 MY MYSTIC BEAN POD, IT'S GONE! 397 00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:06,279 WITHOUT ITS BEANY POWER, I'M HELPLESS. 398 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:07,880 - LOOKING FOR THIS? 399 00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,349 - FAITHFUL EMISSARY! 400 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:10,350 THANK GOODNESS. 401 00:19:10,383 --> 00:19:11,684 QUICK, GIVE IT TO ME! 402 00:19:11,718 --> 00:19:13,853 - OOPS. 403 00:19:13,886 --> 00:19:18,758 - NO! 404 00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:22,329 - [laughs] YOU SAD LITTLE FAILURE. 405 00:19:22,362 --> 00:19:25,365 WITH YOU OUT OF THE WAY, THE EMPEROR WILL BEG ME 406 00:19:25,398 --> 00:19:26,899 TO RULE IN YOUR PLACE. 407 00:19:26,933 --> 00:19:29,902 - [gasps] YOU TREACHEROUS TREASON-Y GUY! 408 00:19:29,936 --> 00:19:31,404 LEAVE HIM ALONE! 409 00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:32,705 - QUIET YOU, WITH SILENCE! 410 00:19:32,739 --> 00:19:37,310 - [screams] 411 00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:39,246 LU, USE THE SKILLS I TAUGHT YOU. 412 00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,781 - I CAN'T. HE CRUSHED MY MAGIC BEAN POD. 413 00:19:41,814 --> 00:19:43,250 I'M HELPLESS. 414 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,251 - OOF! 415 00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,419 LU, THERE WAS NEVER ANY MAGIC. 416 00:19:46,453 --> 00:19:47,387 I LIED. 417 00:19:47,420 --> 00:19:48,455 - WHAT? 418 00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:49,556 - YOU DID EVERYTHING YOURSELF 419 00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:50,723 'CAUSE YOU HAD CONFIDENCE. 420 00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:52,792 THAT'S WHERE YOU REALLY GOT YOUR POWER. 421 00:19:52,825 --> 00:19:55,462 - IT'S TRUE. CONFIDENCE IS VERY IMPORTANT. 422 00:19:55,495 --> 00:19:57,497 - UGH! 423 00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:03,736 - YOU WON'T FIGHT ME. 424 00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:04,971 YOU'RE A LOSER. 425 00:20:05,004 --> 00:20:07,540 YOU ALWAYS HAVE BEEN AND YOU ALWAYS WILL BE. 426 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:11,378 A REJECT LIKE YOU COULD NEVER BE WORTHY OF THE ROYAL FAMILY. 427 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,314 - [waning growl] 428 00:20:14,347 --> 00:20:17,317 [whimpers] 429 00:20:17,350 --> 00:20:18,818 I AM A LOSER. 430 00:20:18,851 --> 00:20:21,654 - NO! WHA--OOF! 431 00:20:21,688 --> 00:20:23,990 - HA! I THOUGHT SO. 432 00:20:24,023 --> 00:20:27,627 - A LOSER WHOSE STEEL BITES DEEP! 433 00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:30,730 [battle cry] 434 00:20:30,763 --> 00:20:32,332 YEAH! 435 00:20:32,365 --> 00:20:34,334 - HUH? 436 00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:43,410 [kung fu noises] 437 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:45,578 - OOF! 438 00:20:45,612 --> 00:20:47,547 - [growls] 439 00:20:50,450 --> 00:20:53,486 - [groans] 440 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,488 - [kung fu gibberish] 441 00:20:55,522 --> 00:20:58,591 - [triumphant laugh] 442 00:20:58,625 --> 00:21:02,028 AGH! 443 00:21:02,061 --> 00:21:03,463 [annoyed growl] 444 00:21:03,496 --> 00:21:05,398 - [yelps] 445 00:21:20,813 --> 00:21:21,981 - [screams] 446 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:24,651 - WHOA! 447 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:29,356 - HUH? - HUZZAH! 448 00:21:29,389 --> 00:21:30,823 [grunts] 449 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,825 - [laughs] PATHETIC! 450 00:21:35,395 --> 00:21:37,364 - AAH! 451 00:21:38,998 --> 00:21:40,933 - [nervous scream] 452 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:56,683 [groans] 453 00:21:56,716 --> 00:21:57,750 - LU, YOU DID IT. 454 00:21:57,784 --> 00:22:00,019 - I DID, DIDN'T I? 455 00:22:00,052 --> 00:22:03,390 I MAY BE A KLUTZ, BUT I'M AN AWESOME KLUTZ. 456 00:22:03,423 --> 00:22:06,393 - AND I THINK YOU'RE READY TO ASSUME YOUR RIGHTFUL POSITION 457 00:22:06,426 --> 00:22:07,660 IN THE ROYAL FAMILY. 458 00:22:07,694 --> 00:22:08,928 - PO? 459 00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:10,830 - YES, YOUR MAJESTY? 460 00:22:10,863 --> 00:22:13,633 - LITTLE HELP WITH THIS PICKLE JAR? 461 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:16,403 [gong rings] 462 00:22:16,436 --> 00:22:19,906 - TODAY, YOU HAVE COME OF AGE. 463 00:22:19,939 --> 00:22:22,409 WHAT NAME DO YOU TAKE FOR YOURSELF? 464 00:22:22,442 --> 00:22:25,878 - I SHALL BE CALLED XI'AN PO, 465 00:22:25,912 --> 00:22:28,415 WHICH MEANS "HE WHO WAS MEEK, 466 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,583 "BUT THEN OVERCAME HIS INSECURITIES 467 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:31,751 "WITH A MAGIC BEAN POD 468 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:34,721 AND THEN EVENTUALLY LEARNED TO STAND UP FOR HIMSELF." 469 00:22:34,754 --> 00:22:37,957 [applause] 470 00:22:37,990 --> 00:22:42,128 - WITH THIS CUP, I WELCOME YOU INTO YOUR BIRTHRIGHT. 471 00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:43,596 - WELL DONE, PO. 472 00:22:43,630 --> 00:22:45,064 YOU WERE AN EXCELLENT COUNSELOR. - THANK YOU. 473 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,499 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. [sizzling noise] 474 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:49,436 HOT, HOT! 475 00:22:51,638 --> 00:22:53,440 - STILL A KLUTZ THOUGH. 476 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:55,442 - NO ARGUMENT HERE. 30680

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