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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:04,238 - WA-CHA! HIYA! 2 00:00:04,272 --> 00:00:07,308 - AND NOW... DREAMWORKS' 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:10,744 KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:11,779 [gong rings] 5 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:15,083 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:18,352 [scatting] 7 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,121 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,123 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:23,324 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,259 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:26,727 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,429 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:31,332 [scatting] 14 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,335 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,437 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 16 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,072 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 17 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,740 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,210 [scatting] 19 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:45,079 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 20 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,680 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 21 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,082 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 22 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:51,085 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE * 23 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:54,355 * KUNG FU PANDA: 24 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,290 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 25 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:57,191 SWEET! 26 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,244 - [grunts] 27 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,278 [laughs nervously] 28 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:20,248 [grunts] 29 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:21,249 - DAD! 30 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,217 I GOT YOUR-- OOH! OOH. 31 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,452 STUFF. 32 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,488 [grunts] 33 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:31,725 HELLO? 34 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,428 [grunts] 35 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:38,199 OKAY. JUST GOTTA DO A LITTLE SQUEEZY SQUEEZE ACTION HERE. 36 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:41,502 [struggling noises] 37 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,304 NEED TO WORK ON MY... [grunts] SQUEEZY SQUEEZE. 38 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,305 - PO! 39 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,307 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 40 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,809 - JUST, UH, HANGING. 41 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,578 - STOP GOOFING AROUND. 42 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,746 THE AUTUMN FESTIVAL'S IN A WEEK, 43 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,183 AND WE NEED TO BAKE MOON CAKES! 44 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,350 [popping sound] - AH! 45 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:58,286 DAD, I, UH... 46 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,688 I'M KINDA TOO BUSY TO HELP THIS YEAR, YOU KNOW? 47 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,757 I MEAN, IMPORTANT DRAGON WARRIOR BUSINESS. 48 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,194 - [chuckles] WHAT COULD BE MORE IMPORTANT 49 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,462 THAN BAKING 2,700 MOON CAKES? 50 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,863 OH, BOY. OH, BOY. 51 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:13,467 AND MAKING ENOUGH SCRATCH TO GET THAT DELUXE SPATULA 52 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,503 I'VE HAD MY EYE ON? 53 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,205 [choral singing] 54 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,439 - I DON'T KNOW. 55 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:22,243 MAYBE, LIKE, BEING THE MOST BODACIOUS WARRIOR IN THE LAND, 56 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,378 RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SAFETY OF ALL WHO RESIDE 57 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,813 IN THE VALLEY OF PEACE. 58 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,349 - OH! THAT REMINDS ME. 59 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:31,519 YOUR AUTUMN FESTIVAL CLOWN COSTUME! 60 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,521 - [sighs] 61 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:37,691 - GOODIE GOODIE. [giggles] 62 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:40,228 OH, SO HAPPY! 63 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:43,497 - DAD. DRAGON WARRIOR. ME. 64 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:46,234 I CAN'T BE THE AUTUMN FESTIVAL CLOWN ANYMORE. 65 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,369 AND I DON'T HAVE TIME TO HELP YOU MAKE MOON CAKES! 66 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:49,537 OKAY? 67 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:53,241 - [laughs] 68 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,475 - WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? 69 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,545 - IT'S THAT COSTUME! SO FUNNY. 70 00:02:57,578 --> 00:03:00,481 - [groans] 71 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,384 - MM. NOT SO FUNNY NOW. 72 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,252 FINE, PO. 73 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,387 DON'T WORRY ABOUT YOUR POOR OLD DAD, 74 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,888 WORKING HIS WINGS TO THE BONE. 75 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,491 GO! GO. GO HAVE YOUR FUN. 76 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,260 - [sighs] NOT FUN, DAD. 77 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,727 DRAGON WARRIOR BUSINESS. 78 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:17,698 SERIOUS STUFF. 79 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:23,404 [yelling gleefully] 80 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,507 WHOA! 81 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,410 MONKEY, GET READY FOR THE-- WHOA. 82 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,878 - WHOA. 83 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:34,282 - [pants] DIZZY. 84 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:37,585 HA! OOH. AH! 85 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,287 - OH! WHOA. 86 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:42,790 - HEH--UH, WHOA! AH! OOH. [laughs] 87 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,392 KI-CHA! 88 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,459 - WHA-- OOH! 89 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:46,860 [laughter] 90 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,462 [gagging sounds] 91 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:51,465 [retching] 92 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,301 - EXCEPT FOR THAT PUKING PART, 93 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:56,337 THAT MIGHT'VE BEEN THE BEST IDEA WE'VE EVER HAD. 94 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,373 [yelling] 95 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,342 - WH-- AH! 96 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,310 - OH, YEAH. 97 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,877 AH! WH-- - UH! 98 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,779 - WOW, YOU'RE REALLY GETTING GOOD 99 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,315 AT DIZZY KUNG FU. 100 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:08,616 - HUH! - OH! 101 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,651 - AH, YOU CAN'T FIGHT THE DIZZY. 102 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,920 YOU GOTTA USE THE DIZZY. 103 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,455 SEE, IF I AIM OVER THERE, 104 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:15,456 THEN I HIT OVER HERE. 105 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,490 - [grunts] 106 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,059 - COOL, HUH? 107 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,060 [gasps] DAD! 108 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,463 - HUMPH. 109 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:25,065 OFFICIAL DRAGON WARRIOR BUSINESS, HUH? 110 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,667 AND THIS IS WHY YOU LEAVE ME ALL ALONE? 111 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,901 HUMPH. 112 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,903 - DAD, WAIT. 113 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,340 [sighs] 114 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,842 I THINK DAD'S GOTTEN LONELY SINCE I MOVED OUT. 115 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:38,412 AND I GUESS I'VE SORTA BEEN DITCHING HIM LATELY. 116 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,647 A LOT. 117 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,748 - DITCH YOUR DAD? 118 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:41,749 THAT'S MEAN. 119 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,783 YOU'RE MEAN! 120 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,452 - NO, I'M NOT! 121 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,686 IT'S JUST... I'M DRAGON WARRIOR NOW. 122 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,020 I HAVE MY OWN LIFE, 123 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:51,392 AND I--HE-- I--HE--OH. 124 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,794 [sighs] MAYBE I AM MEAN... 125 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:54,828 ISH. 126 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,664 - YOU SHOULD MAKE IT UP TO HIM. 127 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,466 GET HIM SOMETHING TO KEEP HIM COMPANY. 128 00:04:58,499 --> 00:04:59,467 LIKE A PLANT. 129 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,934 OR A DRAWING OF A MOUNTAIN. 130 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,803 - [gasps] THAT'S IT! 131 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,538 - YOU'RE GETTING HIM A PLANT? - NO... 132 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,606 A GIRLFRIEND! 133 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:06,640 READ IT. 134 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:07,841 - "BUSINESS OWNER. 135 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,810 "FATHER OF DRAGON WARRIOR. 136 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,612 "SEEKS FULL-TIME GIRLFRIEND. 137 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,381 NO OLD GOATS NEED APPLY." 138 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:16,517 - AND LET THE LADIES POUR IN. 139 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,423 UH, DAD? 140 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,024 - HUMPH. 141 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,494 - UH, SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN AROUND MUCH. 142 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,496 - OH, THAT'S OKAY, SON. 143 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,631 I KNOW YOU HAVE IMPORTANT DRAGON WARRIOR BUSINESS 144 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,032 TO ATTEND TO LIKE 145 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:35,803 UPCHUCKING WITH YOUR MONKEY FRIEND 146 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,505 - YEAH. [chuckles] 147 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:40,040 LISTEN, UH, I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD USE A LITTLE COMPANY. 148 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,843 - OH! YOU GOT ME THE SPATULA? 149 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,812 - NO. BUT WOULD THAT HAVE DONE IT? 150 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,547 [knock at door] 151 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:47,915 [gasps] SHE'S HERE! 152 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,650 DAD, I GOT YOU A DATE. 153 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,953 WITH A GIRL. 154 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,991 - MRS. YOON? 155 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,528 - OKAY, MAYBE "GIRL" WAS A STRETCH. 156 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:03,764 BUT, UH, I KNOW YOU'VE ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR SASSY SPINSTERS. 157 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,533 [clicks tongue] 158 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:06,867 - [giggles] 159 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,537 - OH, PO. 160 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,872 I HAVEN'T HAD A DATE SINCE THE CHIN DYNASTY. 161 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:15,943 AH, BUT THAT WAS A GREAT DYNASTY. 162 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,578 [sighs] 163 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:18,879 STILL, I DON'T THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. 164 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,514 - SURE IT IS, DAD! 165 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,883 YOU'RE COOPED UP IN HERE ALL DAY WITH YOUR NOODLES. 166 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,685 YOU NEED TO SPEND TIME WITH SOMEONE... 167 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,455 THAT ISN'T ME. 168 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:30,724 - WELL, I-I-I-I-I-I DON'T KNOW. [chuckles] 169 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,461 - DAD-- 170 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:36,464 HERE'S THE ROMANTIC DINNER COMBO! 171 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:39,633 TWO SOUPS IN ONE LARGE BOWL. 172 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:43,471 - AND I MADE US SOME NICE STEAMED BUNS FOR THE OCCASION. 173 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:46,106 - WHAT? 174 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,909 YOU DARE BESMIRCH THE PURITY OF MY NOODLE SOUP 175 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,944 WITH THESE--THESE-- THESE BUNS? 176 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,947 WHAT KIND OF MONSTER ARE YOU? 177 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,049 - OH, WELL, I JUST, UH-- 178 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,618 - DO I COME OUT TO YOUR BUN CART 179 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,553 AND MAKE CHAO WA ALL OVER IT? 180 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,121 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT YOU ARE DOING TO ME! 181 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,122 - UH-- 182 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,557 - NOW, GET OUT OF MY SHOP, 183 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,593 AND TAKE YOUR STEAMY BUNS WITH YOU! 184 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,127 - AH! 185 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,564 WELL, UH, I HAD A LOVELY TI-- 186 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:13,801 [knock at door] 187 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,770 THANKS AGAIN. 188 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,672 - CHAO WA? 189 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:20,908 - I MADE IT UP. 190 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,844 [playing lute badly] 191 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,618 - SO, I LIKE YOU. 192 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:31,519 DO YOU LIKE ME? 193 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:34,087 - WELL, YOU DON'T SWEAT MUCH FOR A PIG. 194 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,524 [lute playing stops] 195 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:39,660 - SO, WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR IN A WOMAN? 196 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:42,863 - WELL, ANTENNAE CREEP ME RIGHT OUT. 197 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,633 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE A WOMAN? 198 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:46,967 - [snorts] 199 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:52,640 - OUCH! 200 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,675 - DAD, WHAT'S GOING ON? 201 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,943 - I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 202 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,645 - YOU'RE BEING RUDE, OBNOXIOUS. 203 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,880 YOU CHALLENGED THAT ONE LADY TO A FIST FIGHT! 204 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,549 - WELL, SHE WAS EYEBALLING ME! 205 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,551 - DAD! 206 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,818 - OH, ALL RIGHT. 207 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,119 I'LL LET YOU IN ON MY SECRET. 208 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,556 I WAS TRYING TO GET RID OF THOSE LADIES. 209 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:09,990 - BECAUSE? 210 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:13,561 - I ALREADY... HAVE A GIRLFRIEND. 211 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:15,162 - WHAT? REALLY? 212 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,630 THAT'S...GREAT! 213 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:17,698 THIS--THIS IS SO-- 214 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,800 [clanking] 215 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,069 HANG ON, DAD. 216 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,707 [gasps] SCORPION! 217 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:30,744 [ominous music] 218 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:33,814 HUH! [grunting] 219 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,016 - LET ME OUT OF HERE! 220 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,819 - DAD, SCORPION'S BACK TO SEEK HER REVENGE! 221 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,220 RUN! GET THE FIVE! 222 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:41,589 - UH-- NO, PO! 223 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,323 PO, PO! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 224 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,025 - NO, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND! 225 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,727 SCORPION IS DANG-- AH! 226 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,729 [grunts] OOH. OOH. 227 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,731 - SCORPION IS-- 228 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,166 - [slowly] NO! 229 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,168 - MY GIRLFRIEND! 230 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,604 - HUH? 231 00:08:56,604 --> 00:09:00,240 - [slowly] NO! 232 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:04,745 - DAD, WATCH OUT! 233 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:05,746 SCORPION'S ON YOU! 234 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:06,647 - NO, PO! NO! 235 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,616 - IF YOU JUST MOVE-- WILL YOU PLEASE-- 236 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:09,617 YOU'RE MAKING THIS DIFFICULT. 237 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,784 I GOTTA SAVE YOU! 238 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,352 OOH. 239 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,689 - I'M TELLING YOU! SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND. 240 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,658 - YOU AND SCORPION? 241 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:18,726 TOGETHER? 242 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:23,063 NO. REALLY? NO. REALLY? NO! 243 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,765 - REALLY! 244 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:25,799 - THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING. 245 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,668 I-- [gasps] 246 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:30,871 SHE'S BRAINWASHED YOU WITH HER SCORPION POISON. 247 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,273 QUICK, HOW MANY FINGERS AM I HOLDING UP? 248 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,275 - NONE. - RIGHT. 249 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,044 BUT SHE COULD'VE COACHED YOU. - OH, PO. 250 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,712 YOU'RE THINKING OF THE OLD ME. 251 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,748 I'M NOT EVIL ANYMORE. 252 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,315 - REALLY? 253 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,051 WHAT CHANGED YOU? 254 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,954 - THE LOVE OF A GOOD GOOSE. 255 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,957 - UH, DAD, CAN I TALK TO YOU PRIVATELY? 256 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:53,661 AWAY FROM YOUR [gags] GIRLFRIEND? 257 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:56,664 BE RIGHT BACK. - [gasps] 258 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,665 - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING? 259 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,700 YOU CAN'T DATE SCORPION! 260 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:02,269 SHE'S A CONVICTED, VILLAINOUS, EVIL, CRIMINAL MASTERMIND! 261 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,805 - AH, AH, AH! NEVER CONVICTED. 262 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,240 - WHATEVER! SHE'S STILL, LIKE, BANISHED. 263 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:10,277 IN EXILE! NOT ALLOWED TO BE HERE! 264 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:15,783 - [sighs] THE SWEET ALLURE OF FORBIDDEN LOVE. AH. 265 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,651 - DAD, I DON'T CARE WHAT SHE SAYS. 266 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,419 SHE IS EVIL! 267 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,689 - OH, HONEY. YOU SEEM UPSET. 268 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:22,690 WANT A COOKIE? 269 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:26,727 - I--YES. 270 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,963 [mouth full] BUT IT DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT-- 271 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,199 WOW, THIS IS A REALLY GOOD COOKIE. 272 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,368 - I KNOW. ALL THIS AND SHE CAN COOK, TOO! 273 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:38,371 SHE'S LIKE MY DREAM BUG. 274 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,041 - OH, CHARMER. 275 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,844 AND YOU. YOU'RE STAYING FOR DINNER. 276 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,113 - DINNER? PFFT. NO WAY. 277 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:51,819 [all chewing] 278 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,057 - SO, PO. 279 00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:00,193 DID YOU KNOW THAT SCORPION ONCE WON A BAKING COMPETITION? 280 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,896 - REALLY? THAT'S INTERESTING. 281 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,464 HEY, HERE'S ANOTHER FUN FACT. 282 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:10,303 DID YOU KNOW THAT SCORPION ONCE TRIED TO KILL ME? 283 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,006 - HUMPH. 284 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,342 - PO! NOW YOU ARE BEING RUDE. 285 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,810 - BUT DAD! 286 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,846 - [sighs] JUST LOOK AT HER. 287 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,413 ISN'T SHE BEAUTIFUL? 288 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,415 AND THOSE EYES... 289 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:25,218 ALL THOSE GORGEOUS EYES. 290 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:28,021 - [gags] 291 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:31,058 - AND THAT EXOSKELETON. WOWEE! 292 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,393 - SERIOUSLY, DAD, I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED, BUT-- 293 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,427 - IT WAS YOU, SON. 294 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,029 YOU BROUGHT US TOGETHER. - ME? 295 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,264 - IT'S TRUE. 296 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,868 ONCE I SAW THAT FLYER YOU PUT UP, I THOUGHT, 297 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:45,238 "THIS IS A PERSON I COULD BE WITH UNTIL THE DAY HE DIES." 298 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:48,341 - DIES? 299 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,912 - LOOK, YOU CAN SEE MY LAIR FROM HERE. 300 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,047 - WONDERFUL. WHERE? 301 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,116 - [cackles] - AH! 302 00:11:56,149 --> 00:12:00,220 - NO! 303 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,922 DAD! 304 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:06,026 - HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? AH! 305 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,796 - I'M-- [gasps] DAD! 306 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:09,897 GOTTA SAVE DAD! 307 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,799 [rattling] 308 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,133 [panting] GOTTA SAVE DAD. 309 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,936 SAVE DAD. UGH, STAIRS. 310 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,404 [panting] 311 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,972 [gasps] 312 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,240 DAD! 313 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,243 SHE'S TRYING TO KI-- 314 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:28,448 - DID YOU COME TO CUT VEGETABLES WITH THOSE? 315 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,819 - I THOUGHT I SAW-- YOU WERE--I WAS-- 316 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,954 - SON, THIS HAS GOT TO STOP. 317 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,322 YOU'VE GOT TO GET USED TO THE FACT THAT 318 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:40,227 I'M WITH SCORPION NOW BECAUSE I LOVE HER. 319 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,096 - OH, I LOVE YOU TOO! 320 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:55,475 [retching] 321 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,181 - RIGHT. YOU COULD HEAR THAT. 322 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,983 SORRY. [sighs] 323 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:08,488 I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY, DAD. 324 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,992 SCORPION, I APOLOGIZE. 325 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,594 AH! 326 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:18,165 [laughs nervously] 327 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,001 - IT'S NOT ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT, PO. 328 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,870 I JUST HAVE ONE OF THOSE FACES. 329 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,005 - AND YOU DID TRY TO KILL ME. - TRUE. 330 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,940 - I PROMISE TO BE MORE SUPPORTIVE 331 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,876 OF YOUR RELATIONSHIP, DAD. 332 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,878 MIGHT TAKE ME A WHILE, THOUGH. 333 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,880 BUT I WOULDN'T COUNT ON SHIFU AND THE FURIOUS FIVE. 334 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,883 - OH, DO YOU HAVE TO TELL THEM? 335 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:40,020 - THEY MIGHT NOT BE AS UNDERSTANDING AS YOU ARE. 336 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:44,024 UH, PLEASE, SON. 337 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:48,528 - [sighs] OKAY. 338 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:49,897 YOU TWO HAVE A GOOD NIGHT. 339 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:53,566 I'M REALLY...HAPPY FOR YOU. 340 00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,407 - NO! 341 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,975 - WE HEARD THAT! 342 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,311 - SORRY. 343 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,312 - [sighs] 344 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,548 - GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS. 345 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,183 NO, THAT'S NOT IT. 346 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:13,253 GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS. 347 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,922 [groans] 348 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,957 - WHAT'S MASTER SHIFU DOING? 349 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,059 - [grunts] HE'S PRACTICING HIS YEARLY... 350 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:22,362 [snoring sound] AUTUMN FESTIVAL SPEECH FOR TONIGHT. 351 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,931 - MM, THAT REMINDS ME. 352 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,066 I'VE GOTTA PRACTICE SLEEPING WITH MY EYES OPEN. 353 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,268 [laughter] - OH! GOOD ONE. 354 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,536 - WHAT? 355 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,537 - SKIP IT. 356 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:36,343 - [kung fu noises] 357 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,544 - UH, PO? 358 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,412 YOU SEEM UPSET. 359 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,081 - HUH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 360 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:45,953 [angry kung fu noises] 361 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:51,358 - I TAKE IT YOU'RE NOT SO HAPPY YOUR DAD FOUND A GIRLFRIEND. 362 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,962 - [panting] I DON'T MIND HIM HAVING A GIRLFRIEND, 363 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,564 IT'S JUST NOT THIS GIRLFRIEND. 364 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,967 YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT SHE'S LIKE. 365 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,268 - HOW WOULD WE KNOW THAT? 366 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,303 - UH, NO. 367 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,373 NOT HER, PER SE. JUST, UM, I MEAN-- 368 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,975 YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT WOMEN ARE LIKE. 369 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,977 [chuckles] 370 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,212 OH! NO! THAT'S NOT-- 371 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,414 I MEAN-- [sighs] 372 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,217 GO AHEAD. 373 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,120 - PO, GIVE YOUR DAD'S GIRLFRIEND A CHANCE. 374 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,288 - THANKS, VIPER. 375 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,255 I'M GONNA DO THAT. 376 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,490 OOH! 377 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,126 OW. OOH! AH! 378 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,160 MONKEY! 379 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,328 - OOH. SORRY! 380 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,163 I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING A THING. 381 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:33,033 SERIOUSLY, PO. VIPER'S RIGHT. 382 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,169 YOU SHOULD GIVE HER A CHANCE. 383 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,605 - DAD? 384 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,441 - HE'S DELIVERING MOON CAKES FOR THE FESTIVAL. 385 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,410 NICE COSTUME! 386 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,012 - [chuckles] YEAH. 387 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,279 WORE IT FOR MY DAD. 388 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,015 GOT HIM A NEW SPATULA. 389 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,583 THOUGHT WE COULD ALL USE IT TO MAKE MOON CAKES TOGETHER. 390 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,085 - SWEET! 391 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,687 - I MEAN, YOU GUYS CARE ABOUT EACH OTHER... 392 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,289 [sighs] I GUESS. AND... 393 00:15:56,323 --> 00:16:00,060 MAYBE SOMEDAY, I CAN CARE ABOUT YOU, TOO. MAYBE. 394 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,296 - AWW, HONEY. SIT. 395 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:06,666 FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN! 396 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,036 - AREN'T WE SUPPOSED TO WAIT UNTIL AFTER SHIFU'S SPEECH? 397 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,171 - I WON'T TELL ANYONE. 398 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:15,342 - [chuckles] I'M STARTING TO CARE ABOUT YOU ALREADY. 399 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,444 MM! THESE ARE SERIOUSLY GOOD. 400 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,346 OH! MM. - IT'S A NEW RECIPE. 401 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,282 - MM. NO WONDER YOU WON THAT BAKING CONTEST. 402 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,184 - TRUTH BE TOLD, I WON 403 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,519 BECAUSE I BRAINWASHED THE JUDGES. 404 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,221 - TO BE HONEST, 405 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,490 I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO BRAINWASH MY DAD. 406 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,459 [laughs] 407 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,394 - THAT'S SILLY. 408 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,129 WHY WOULD I WANT TO BRAINWASH YOUR DAD 409 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,065 WHEN I HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO... 410 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:41,468 POISON EVERYONE IN THE VALLEY? 411 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,671 - OH! YEAH, GOOD QUESTION. WHAT? 412 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:48,075 - POISON THEIR BRAINS! IN FACT... 413 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,510 I'M POISONING YOU RIGHT NOW. 414 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,412 - POISON? MOON CAKES? 415 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,081 [increasingly foreboding sounds] 416 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,216 - OH, IT WON'T KILL YOU, 417 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,817 BUT IT WILL MAKE YOU DEFENSELESS! 418 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,586 [laughs] 419 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,321 - UH-- AH. 420 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:06,559 [slurred] AH! I WAS RIGHT NOT TO TRUST YOU! 421 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:11,164 - THIS IS GOING TO BE EASIER THAN I THOUGHT! 422 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,833 - OOH! OW! [grunts] 423 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,735 [groans] 424 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,338 - I'LL TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOUR FATHER! 425 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:23,110 [evil laugh] - NO! 426 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:35,622 - [groans] 427 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,124 - HI, HONEY. 428 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,226 PO STOPPED BY AND LEFT YOU A MESSAGE. 429 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,427 - HE DID? 430 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,429 - YES. HE SAID, 431 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,132 NOW, OH, LET ME MAKE SURE I'M GETTING THIS RIGHT, 432 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,700 THE DRAGON WARRIOR DOESN'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU 433 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,570 AND NEVER WANTS TO SEE YOUR FACE AGAIN. 434 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,372 TEA? 435 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,473 - WHAT? 436 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,641 - WHA--? 437 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,276 - HE SAID THAT? 438 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,444 - YES. 439 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,280 - NO. 440 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,281 - DID YOU HEAR THAT? 441 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,251 - OH, IT'S THE NEIGHBORS. 442 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,186 I THINK THEY'RE BUILDING A RUMPUS ROOM. 443 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,187 SHALL WE? 444 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,156 THE FESTIVAL AWAITS! 445 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,823 - [sighs] 446 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:11,891 - COME ON. 447 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,560 IF PO REALLY LOVES YOU, 448 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,263 THEN HE'LL FIND YOU AT THE FESTIVAL. 449 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,166 - I--I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 450 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:26,306 [lively music] 451 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,308 - WHERE'S PO? 452 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,777 - MAYBE HE'S BONDING WITH HIS DAD AND HIS GIRLFRIEND. 453 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,181 - MORE LIKELY, HE'S BONDING WITH A BAG OF ALMOND COOKIES. 454 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:38,185 - [laughs] OOH, YOU'RE ON FIRE TODAY, TIGRESS. 455 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,286 - WHAT? 456 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,187 - SKIP IT. 457 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,789 - EVERYONE, PLEASE GRAB A MOON CAKE 458 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,491 FOR THE CEREMONIAL SPEECH, 459 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,227 FOLLOWED BY THE CEREMONIAL EATING OF THE MOON CAKES, 460 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,329 FOLLOWED BY THE CEREMONIAL CEREMONY. 461 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,430 all: OH! 462 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,701 [excited noises] 463 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,603 - AW, PINGY. 464 00:18:56,636 --> 00:19:02,209 LOOKS LIKE PO DIDN'T SHOW UP AND DOESN'T LOVE YOU. 465 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,811 [grunting] 466 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:05,845 - GOT IT! OOH! 467 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,282 [thuds, crash] - OOH. 468 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,785 [groans] 469 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,354 - AND SO, PER TRADITION, 470 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:18,225 WE RAISE OUR MOON CAKES TO HONOR THE HARVEST. 471 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:18,991 - [gasps] 472 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:22,862 - HAPPY AUTUMN FESTIVAL, EVERYONE. 473 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,231 - [slurred] NO! 474 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,832 - IT'S THE AUTUMN FESTIVAL CLOWN! 475 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,835 - [slurred] DON'T YOU EAT THAT! 476 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,403 [laughter] - LOVE THIS BIT! 477 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:35,308 - HUH! - UH-UH. NO, CLOWN! 478 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,909 YOU'RE NOT GETTING MY MOON CAKE THIS YEAR! 479 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:41,248 [laughter] - AH. UH. AH. 480 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:44,551 UH. AH. EEH. OOH. 481 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,722 - LOOK AT HIM DANCE! 482 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:59,399 - NO! 483 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,767 OOH. 484 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,370 [groaning] 485 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,904 - [grunts] WHAT'S GOING ON? 486 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,773 - [groans] 487 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:10,410 - I-- 488 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,245 - WHAT'S HAPPENING TO EVERYONE? 489 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,846 - [evil cackle] - [gasps] 490 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,416 - YOU...YOU-- 491 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:21,254 - YES, DEAR. ME. 492 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,556 - HOW'D YOU ALL LIKE MY MOON CAKES? 493 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,426 - UGH. 494 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,295 - EW! THAT'S DISGUSTING. 495 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,362 BUT IT DOESN'T MATTER. 496 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:33,300 ONE BITE IS ENOUGH TO DESTROY YOUR MOTOR SKILLS. 497 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,934 [evil laugh] 498 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,769 YOU BANISHED ME FROM THE VALLEY, 499 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,406 BUT NOW I GET MY REVENGE! 500 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:42,342 - HEY! 501 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,610 - BY THE WAY, 502 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:46,479 YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS IN THAT COSTUME! 503 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,281 [laughs] 504 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,550 - HUH! OH! OOH! 505 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,886 WHOA! AH. 506 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,887 UH! 507 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,824 OOH! 508 00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,393 - [laughs] 509 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:03,830 - [groans] 510 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:07,600 SO DIZZY...I-- 511 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:12,439 [dizzy noises] 512 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,008 AIM OVER THERE, 513 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,076 HIT OVER HERE. 514 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,978 - OH! 515 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,079 - WH-- 516 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:26,018 [fighting noises] 517 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,629 [groans] 518 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,466 YOU--YOU CAN FIGHT ME? 519 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,701 HOW? 520 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,771 - IT'S CALLED DIZZY KUNG FU. 521 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,540 MADE IT UP MYSELF. 522 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:48,841 - PO! 523 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:54,881 - DAD! 524 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,384 I WANT YOU TO BE HAPPY! 525 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,519 - [growls] AH! 526 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,722 - AND I WANT YOU TO BE THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 527 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,424 - HUH? 528 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:10,029 [fighting noises] 529 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,138 - WHOA! 530 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:24,411 [groans] 531 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:28,415 - SCORPION, YOU'RE A VILLAINOUS, EVIL, CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, 532 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,983 AND I THINK WE SHOULD SEE OTHER PEOPLE. 533 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,720 - [groans] 534 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:40,927 - SEE, WHAT'S MORE FUN THAN SPENDING TIME TOGETHER, PO? 535 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,531 MAKING 2,700 ANTIDOTE-FILLED NOODLES. 536 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,698 OH, BOY. OH, BOY. OH, BOY. 537 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:48,435 AND WITH A BRAND-NEW SPATULA! 538 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,169 - THIS IS GREAT, DAD. 539 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,237 AND BY THE WAY, 540 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:54,741 I THINK YOU HAVE SOME LADY ADMIRERS OVER THERE. 541 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,577 [giggling] 542 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,713 - THIS COULD BE A VERY GOOD DYNASTY. 34517

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