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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,072 - WA-CHA! HI-YA! 2 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:11,179 - AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 3 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,213 [gong rings] 4 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:15,316 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 5 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,052 [scatting] 6 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,520 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 7 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,522 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 8 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,057 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 9 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,226 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 10 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,394 OOH! AHH! YAH! 11 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,162 * KUNG FU PANDA 12 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:31,065 [scatting] 13 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:34,068 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 14 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:36,170 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 15 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,072 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 16 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,607 * KUNG FU PANDA 17 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,609 [scatting] 18 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:45,079 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 19 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,347 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 20 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,681 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 21 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,518 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE * 22 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:54,088 * KUNG FU PANDA 23 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:57,191 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS SWEET! 24 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,605 - I'M LATE! 25 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:13,707 I GOTTA--I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA-- 26 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,176 HUH? 27 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:17,778 NO WAY! 28 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,447 IT'S KWAN THE UN-KILLABLE! 29 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,714 I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD. 30 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,216 THE LAST TIME I SAW HIM, 31 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,718 I WAS A KID AT KONG BAI STADIUM. 32 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,221 [crowd cheering] 33 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:30,258 THAT PLACE WAS JAM-PACKED FULL OF AMAZING 34 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,259 FOOD VENDORS. 35 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,161 AND KWAN WAS AWESOME! 36 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,167 HE WAS INCREDIBLE. 37 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:42,336 THAT WAS THE DAY HE WAS GOING TO INTRODUCE THE RAM SLAM! 38 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:47,275 - PO! PO! 39 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:48,242 PO! 40 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:50,811 - AH! I'M LATE! 41 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,180 OOPS. 42 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,847 [whistles innocently] 43 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,683 HE'S COMING! 44 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,485 [kung fu grunting] 45 00:01:57,518 --> 00:02:00,321 KWAN THE UN-KILLABLE'S COMING TO THE VALLEY OF PEACE, 46 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,855 AND HE'S GONNA LEAVE IT... 47 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:04,192 [dramatic] IN PIECES! 48 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,460 - YOU'RE LATE, PANDA. 49 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,296 - I SAW KWAN FIGHT WHEN I WAS A KID. 50 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,198 HE WAS MY HERO! 51 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,465 - WHO ISN'T YOUR HERO? [grunts] 52 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,267 THE ONLY PERSON YOU DON'T IDOLIZE 53 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,336 IS LING THE SHOEMAKER. [grunts] 54 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:16,604 - ACTUALLY... 55 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,240 I MEAN, HE MAKES A PRETTY GOOD SHOE. 56 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,374 - [grunts] - AH! 57 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:21,775 - I'VE SEEN KWAN'S SHOW. 58 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,644 IT'S STAGED. IT'S FAKE. 59 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,313 THAT'S NOT REAL KUNG FU. 60 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:28,216 - IF KNOCKING OUT 100 NINJAS COMING AT YOU IN SINGLE-FILE 61 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:29,783 ISN'T REAL KUNG FU, 62 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,319 I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS. 63 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,286 [knock at door] 64 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,357 - MY NAME IS BAI LI. 65 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,226 I'M LOOKING FOR THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 66 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,928 [dreamy music] 67 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,299 * 68 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:49,837 - Y-Y-YOU--YOU...HAVE A NOSE. 69 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,672 - SMOOTH. 70 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,874 - I AM THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 71 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,976 HOW MAY I BE OF ASSISTANCE, CITIZEN? 72 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,579 - I HAVE BEEN SENT BY KWAN THE UN-KILLABLE. 73 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:01,915 KWAN REQUESTS THE PLEASURE OF YOUR PRESENCE AT HIS MATCH. 74 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,751 - [gasps] KWAN KNOWS WHO I AM? 75 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,254 AND HE THINKS MY PRESENCE IS A PLEASURE? 76 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,256 [giggling] 77 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,662 [dreamy music resumes] 78 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,597 - WE LOOK FORWARD TO SEEING YOU THERE. 79 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:19,467 - HELLO. 80 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,502 - HEY, I GOT AN EXTRA TICKET IF ANYONE-- 81 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:22,503 - I'LL GO! 82 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,338 - AWESOME! 83 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,540 [gasps] I WONDER HOW HARD IT WOULD BE TO SHAVE 84 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:29,277 KWAN'S NAME INTO MY FUR. 85 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:31,279 - AS PRESSING AS THAT QUESTION IS, 86 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,947 YOU'VE GOT TRAINING TO DO, PANDA. 87 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,684 I WANT YOU TO SWING HARD AT THIS TARGET, 88 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,452 BUT NOT HIT IT. 89 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,388 - THAT'S IT? - YES. 90 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,523 - 'CAUSE USUALLY WHEN WE DO ONE-ON-ONE TRAINING, 91 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,292 YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING TRICKY. 92 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,394 LIKE THAT TIME WHEN IT TURNED OUT THE TRAINING DUMMY 93 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,028 WAS MADE OF TAR AND I GOT STUCK IN-- 94 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,597 - PO. 95 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,299 - GOO. 96 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,912 - PO! - [gasps] 97 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,449 GAH! 98 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:11,819 - YOU HAVE STRENGTH, PANDA, BUT YOU LACK RESTRAINT. 99 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,821 COME WITH ME. 100 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,923 - [weakly] LITTLE HELP? 101 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,925 [locks clicking] 102 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,994 - IRON TURTLE SHELLS. 103 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,430 - WHOA. 104 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:25,733 [struggling] KINDA...HEAVY. 105 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,601 - TRAIN WITH THE IRON TURTLE SHELLS, 106 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:32,406 AND CONTROL AND PRECISION WILL BE YOURS. 107 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,443 - [struggling] 108 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,757 AHH! 109 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,459 - IT TAKES A WHILE. 110 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:52,926 I'LL BE BACK. 111 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,595 - WAIT. UH... 112 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,364 HOW DO I, UH...[strains] 113 00:04:56,397 --> 00:05:00,868 TAKE THESE THINGS OFF? 114 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:01,869 - YOU CAN'T. 115 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,003 THEY LOCK. 116 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,473 I'LL DO IT WHEN YOU'RE READY. 117 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:06,940 - OH, BUT, BUT, BUT, SHIFU SHIFU SHIFU. 118 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:10,378 IT'S JUST THAT I--I MEAN, I HAVE TICKETS TO SEE KWAN, 119 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:13,947 AND COULD I DO THIS TWICE LATER? 120 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:14,882 - [sighs] 121 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,119 - THANK YOU! 122 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,621 OOF! 123 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,491 CHECK OUT THE BANNER! 124 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:26,527 THIS IS GONNA BE INSANE! 125 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,961 THE RETURN OF KWAN! 126 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,397 CAN YOU FEEL THE ELECTRICITY? 127 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,399 CAN YOU SMELL THE EXCITEMENT? 128 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,967 - SMELLS MORE LIKE MONTH-OLD BEAN RAMEN. 129 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,504 WHERE IS EVERYONE? 130 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,472 [man coughing] 131 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:41,409 - I DON'T KNOW, KWAN USED TO PACK THIS PLACE SO FULL. 132 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,043 SOMETIMES I HAD TO FIT INTO ONE SEAT. 133 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:46,414 - INTRODUCING THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING... 134 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,416 HE HAS THE POWER OF THE OCEAN! - [giddy] 135 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,518 - THE SPEED OF A MOUNTAIN! 136 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:53,487 HE IS...KWAN THE UN-KILLABLE! 137 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:56,657 - [groans] 138 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,627 - YEAH! KWAN RULES ALL! 139 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:02,663 YEAH! 140 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,498 WHO'S THE GOAT? YOU ARE! 141 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,434 [dreamy music] 142 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,668 - BEAUTIFUL. 143 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,169 - YEAH, I GUESS. 144 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,171 ALTHOUGH HE USED TO BE TALLER, I THINK, HUH? 145 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,440 - AND HIS OPPONENT... 146 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,107 BOLO, THE TEPID! 147 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,510 - BOO! 148 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,446 [laughs] AWESOME. 149 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,149 [gong rings] 150 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,892 - KWAN, YOU OWN THIS GUY! 151 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,594 HE'S GOT HIM RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM. 152 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,464 - [groans] 153 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:39,032 - OKAY, MAYBE NOT RIGHT WHERE HE WANTS HIM. 154 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,901 - [groans] 155 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:43,771 [grunts and groans] 156 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,483 - UH, SORRY, PO. 157 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:56,484 - SORRY? 158 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,485 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 159 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:59,720 I MEAN, HE'S STILL KWAN THE UN-KILLABLE. 160 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,622 [gasps] I GOTTA GET HIM TO SIGN MY BELLY. 161 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:04,492 I MEAN...MY POSTER. 162 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,928 DO YOU THINK HE'D SIGN MY BELLY? 163 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,504 - PO! YOU MADE IT! 164 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,606 TEA? 165 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:21,575 [straining] 166 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:27,815 IT'S SUCH AN HONOR TO MEET THE DRAGON WARRIOR. 167 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,250 - WOW! KWAN THE UN-KILLABLE! 168 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,554 WILL YOU SIGN MY BELL-- 169 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:34,755 POSTER? 170 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,725 - [straining] 171 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:53,006 [straining continues] 172 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:01,782 - I AM SO HONORED YOU WERE HERE TO SEE MY LAST FIGHT. 173 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:05,185 - LAST FIGHT? NO! WHY? 174 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,787 - I'M FINISHED. 175 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,557 NO ONE WANTS TO SEE AN OLD MAN FALL DOWN. 176 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:10,624 - MONKEY MIGHT. 177 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:11,959 AW, COME ON. 178 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,694 YOU'RE NOT THAT OLD. 179 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,195 [splash] 180 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,197 OH, UH, SORRY. 181 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,300 - AT LEAST MY GLASS EYE DIDN'T POP OUT. 182 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,401 [splash] 183 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,637 - I WISH THERE WAS SOMETHING I COULD DO TO HELP YOU 184 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,606 GET BACK ON TOP. 185 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:29,042 - REALLY? 186 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,144 - [whimpers] 187 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,146 - I'M, LIKE, YOUR BIGGEST FAN! 188 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,683 I EVEN HAVE THE KWAN THE UN-KILLABLE LUNCHBOX, 189 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,751 WITH AUTHENTIC OLD-MILK SMELL! 190 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,820 I'D DO ANYTHING. 191 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:44,224 - WELL, I COULD FIGHT SOMEONE GREAT, LET'S SAY, 192 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,259 LIKE, THE DRAGON WARRIOR? 193 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,662 WELL, THAT WOULD PUT ME ON TOP AGAIN! 194 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,031 KWAN THE UN-KILL--BLEH! 195 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:51,899 [splash] 196 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:55,002 - FIGHT THE DRA-- FIGHT THE DRAGON? 197 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,737 BUT, UH, DON'T YOU THINK, UH, 198 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,606 MAYBE YOU MIGHT, KINDA LIKE... 199 00:08:58,639 --> 00:08:59,940 LOSE A LITTLE BIT? 200 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:04,111 - NO, BECAUSE YOU WOULD LET ME WIN. 201 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,013 - AHH! 202 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,347 I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU. 203 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,183 - YOU KNOW, YOU WOULD PRETEND TO LOSE. 204 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,185 LIKE, YOU HIT ME VERY LIGHTLY, 205 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,622 AND I SAY, "HA! IS THIS YOUR WORST?" 206 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,057 THEN, I HIT YOU, MAYBE NOT SO LIGHT, 207 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,727 AND YOU REACT, LIKE, "OH! ARGH! 208 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,762 "YOUR KUNG-FU IS TOO STRONG FOR ME! 209 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,697 "KWAN YOU ARE UN-KILLABLE! 210 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,265 "YOU ARE THE CHAMPION OF ALL! 211 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,735 EVEN ME!" 212 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,637 - OH! I GET IT. 213 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:31,304 IT'LL BE LIKE--LIKE A PLAY. 214 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,206 I'LL JUST DO LITTLE BABY PUNCHES. 215 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,875 HA! 216 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,376 WHOA. 217 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,711 UH, GOTTA WORK ON THAT. 218 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:40,080 - I COULD BE GREAT AGAIN. 219 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,982 I COULD LIVE! 220 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:45,919 AND NOT SPEND MY LAST COIN ON FLOWERS FOR MY GRAVE. 221 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,224 - BUT I-- 222 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:54,762 - [groaning] 223 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,665 - I'LL DO IT! 224 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,634 - I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU. 225 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,739 - WHOA. 226 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:06,974 - PO. 227 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,609 [straining] 228 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,245 - SOMETHING IN MY EYE. 229 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,681 NOT CRYING. 230 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,916 VERY MANLY. 231 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,718 DID YOU SEE THAT? 232 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:21,789 MY LIFELONG HERO TOTALLY SHOOK MY HAND AND CALLED ME PO, 233 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,091 WHICH IS MY NAME! 234 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,693 YOU DON'T THINK HE MINDED ME BLOWING MY NOSE 235 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:26,927 IN HIS BEARD, DO YOU? 236 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,862 - YOU'RE RIGHT, SHE IS PRETTY. 237 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,198 - WHAT? 238 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,432 - HEY, I THINK I LEFT MY HAT 239 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,967 BACK WHERE THE PRETTY PIGGY LADY IS, SO I-- 240 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,703 - IT'S ON YOUR HEAD. 241 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,104 - OHH! 242 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,874 [laughing] WELL, LOOK AT... 243 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,843 OKAY. BYE. 244 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,146 HELLO? 245 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,815 ANYBODY HERE? 246 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:48,816 BAI LI? 247 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,784 IT'S, UH, IT'S ME. CRANE. 248 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:51,852 - YOU SHOULDN'T BE HERE! 249 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,454 - [gasps] KWAN? KWAN! 250 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,789 YOU--YOU'RE NOT-- 251 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:56,790 YOU-- 252 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,158 OH! OH, I GOTTA WARN PO. 253 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,159 - BAI LI! 254 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,160 - BAI LI, GET BEHIND ME. 255 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,995 NOT SAFE. IT'S KWAN, HE-- 256 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,001 - MONKEY! HELP ME OUT! 257 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,136 I'VE GOTTA LOSE TO KWAN, 258 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,371 AND I CAN'T RESTRAIN MY AWESOMENESS. 259 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,807 - [sighs] 260 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,242 OKAY. 261 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,378 LET'S SAY THIS PLATE IS KWAN'S JAW. 262 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,347 TRY TO STOP YOUR PUNCH EARLY. 263 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,851 - [grunts] 264 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,418 - MORE EARLY. 265 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,854 TRY AGAIN. 266 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,221 - [grunts] 267 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,757 - KEEP TRYING. 268 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,759 - [grunting] 269 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,761 WHAT IF WE RUN OUT OF PLATES? 270 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,328 - PFFF! 271 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,831 WE'RE NEVER GONNA RUN OUT OF PLATES. 272 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,767 WE RAN OUT OF PLATES. 273 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:40,901 - GAH! 274 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,370 I CAN'T DO LITTLE BABY PUNCHES! 275 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,906 THEY ALL COME OUT LIKE BIG PANDA PUNCHES. 276 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,507 - WHY DO YOU WANT TO PUNCH A BABY? 277 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,042 - WHAT? NO! 278 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,411 I JUST DON'T WANT TO HURT KWAN IN THE FIGHT. 279 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,181 - I THINK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HURT PEOPLE IN A FIGHT. 280 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,849 IT'S NOT A REAL FIGHT. 281 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,919 IT'S LIKE A SHOW. LIKE A FUN SHOW. 282 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:03,791 - NO, A FUN SHOW IS AN OLD MAN FALLING DOWN. 283 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,426 - AH! I JUST WANT TO HELP MY HERO AND LOSE THE FIGHT! 284 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,795 - PO! 285 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:08,862 TO HONOR KUNG FU, 286 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,798 YOU MUST DO YOUR BEST AT ALL TIMES. 287 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,900 ANYTHING ELSE IS CHEATING. 288 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,835 BUT, MASTER SHIFU, I'M JUST GONNA, YOU KNOW, 289 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:15,836 DO HIM A LITTLE FAVOR. 290 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:16,904 - WHICH MEANS? 291 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,539 - I'M GONNA, LIKE, YOU KNOW, HOLD BACK A LITTLE. 292 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,842 - WHICH MEANS? 293 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,244 - I'M NOT GONNA DO MY BEST, 294 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,813 WHICH MEANS I'M GONNA CHEAT. 295 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,447 AHH! 296 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,817 - PO. LOSING IS NOT DISHONORABLE 297 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,418 IF IT IS FOR THE RIGHT REASON. 298 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,453 BUT, HAVING A KWAN THE UN-KILLABLE LUNCHBOX 299 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:37,324 WITH AUTHENTIC OLD-MILK SMELL IS NOT THE RIGHT REASON. 300 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,827 - SOMEONE'S BEEN IN MY ROOM. 301 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,829 AHH! WHAT AM I GONNA DO? 302 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,832 I HIT HIM, I'M GONNA KNOCK HIS JAW BACK TO THE YUEN DYNASTY. 303 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:45,833 - WHEN WAS THAT? 304 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,935 - LIKE, LAST WEEK SOMETIME? 305 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,237 HOW CAN I TRY MY HARDEST, YET STILL NOT HIT? 306 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,339 - I MIGHT HAVE AN IDEA. 307 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,107 - KWAN! 308 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,309 YOU CAME UP ALL THOSE STAIRS TO SEE ME? 309 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,311 - I STARTED BEFORE DAWN. 310 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,981 PERHAPS, PO, A MASTER SUCH AS YOURSELF 311 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:05,953 MIGHT USE SOMETHING TO SLOW DOWN AND TAME YOUR IMPRESSIVE SKILLS. 312 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,855 - LIKE WHAT? 313 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:11,859 - ARE THOSE IRON TURTLE SHELLS? 314 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:12,860 - YEAH! 315 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,361 THE IRON TURTLE SHELLS! 316 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,863 GREAT IDEA. 317 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,197 IF I WORE THE IRON-- 318 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,199 KWAN? 319 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:22,202 - IT'S A LONG WAY BACK. 320 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,873 - [dazed] WHERE AM I? WHA? 321 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,540 UH, WHERE AM I? 322 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,477 - OH, YOU'RE AT MY LITTLE TEA PARTY. 323 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,478 - WHO ARE YOU! 324 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,046 AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY WHATEVER IT IS 325 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,882 THAT I DON'T REMEMBER THAT'S MINE. 326 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:38,185 - [laughs] YOU DON'T REMEMBER ANYTHING? 327 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,152 - NO! 328 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:42,355 - YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT MAYBE YOU LIKED ME? 329 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,891 - NO! BUT, WELL-- 330 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:44,892 YOU ARE SORTA MY TYPE. 331 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:48,896 - [obnoxious laugh] 332 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,363 - WOW. NOW-- 333 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,899 NOW THAT, YOU'D THINK I'D REMEMBER. 334 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,902 - YOU KNOW, IF YOU PROMISE NOT TO RUN AWAY, 335 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,938 I PROMISE NOT TO HIT YOU ON THE HEAD AGAIN. [laughs] 336 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,040 - HIT ME ON THE--WAIT. 337 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,909 YOU'RE BAI LI. 338 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,144 WITH THE NOSE. 339 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,179 I-I AM REMEMBERING SOMETHING, 340 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,081 SOMETHING TO DO WITH KWAN. 341 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,516 - WHOA. 342 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,483 LOOK AT THAT BANNER! 343 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,585 KWAN THE UN-KILLABLE AND THE DRAGON WARRIOR-- 344 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,987 TOGETHER! 345 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,222 TOO COOL. 346 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,225 MONKEY, GET A QUICK SKETCH OF THIS. 347 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,559 [screams] 348 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,593 SOUVENIRS! 349 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,929 [gasps] LOOK AT THIS! 350 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,363 LITTLE STUFFED ACTION FIGURES! 351 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,933 GAH! GAH! GAH, GAH, GAH! 352 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,235 COMMEMORATIVE CUPS, SILK SCREENED TUNICS... 353 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,238 [gasps, shudders] 354 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:39,079 A PO VERSUS KWAN THE UN-KILLABLE LUNCHBOX! 355 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,580 [sniffs] 356 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,950 WITH AUTHENTIC OLD-MILK SMELL? 357 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,953 HOW DO THEY DO THAT IN JUST ONE DAY? 358 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:49,422 [sniffs repeatedly] 359 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,958 - [growls] 360 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:51,959 - [sniffs] OH! 361 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,427 [both struggling] 362 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,963 - NO TIME. IN THE RING. 363 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,197 - HOLD THAT FOR ME! 364 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,199 - KWAN'S UP TO SOMETHING. 365 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,968 I GOTTA SEE PO AND TELL HIM. 366 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:04,271 - INTRODUCING THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING... 367 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,638 [crowd cheering] 368 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,606 - [straining] 369 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,441 HELP ME WITH THESE WEIGHTS. 370 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:11,411 - HE HAS THE POWER OF THE OCEAN! 371 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,980 THE SPEED OF A MOUNTAIN! 372 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,982 - THOSE ARE GONNA SLOW YOU DOWN. 373 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,717 - HEY, I GOTTA GIVE HIM A CHANCE. 374 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,987 YOU KNOW, MAKE A GOOD SHOW. 375 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:23,556 - HE IS KWAN THE UN-KILLABLE! 376 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,994 - I MEAN, HE IS KIND OF A FEEBLE OLD MAN. 377 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:30,497 - I SAW KWAN AND HE'S NO FEEBLE OLD MAN. 378 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,299 - [roars] 379 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,370 [fireworks] 380 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,008 HI-YA! 381 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:47,114 DRAGON WARRIOR, TIME TO MEET YOUR DOOM. 382 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,550 - IS THIS PART OF THE SHOW? 383 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,623 [crowd cheering] 384 00:15:56,656 --> 00:16:00,527 - I'VE BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR THIS, PANDA. 385 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,462 - WAIT--UH, WHAT? 386 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,036 [straining] 387 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,140 - AHH! 388 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:16,176 [grunting] 389 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,677 - YOU WANT TO SEE PO? 390 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,279 OH, YOU'LL SEE HIM. 391 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,114 MAYBE ON A DOCTOR'S BED... 392 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,183 AFTER KWAN ANNIHILATES HIM! 393 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,184 - [gasps] 394 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,153 [grunts] 395 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,688 THAT WON'T HAPPEN! 396 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,624 NOTHING'S GONNA SLOW DOWN THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 397 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,060 - [straining] 398 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,362 MAYBE NOT THE BEST TIME TO BE WEARING THESE. 399 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,530 GAH! 400 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,466 - I'VE GOTTA WARN MY FRIEND. 401 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,733 [struggling] 402 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,069 GIVE ME A MINUTE. 403 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,637 - [obnoxious laugh] 404 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,707 - BEFORE THIS NEXT THING, I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 405 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,709 YOUR LAUGH IS REALLY ANNOYING! 406 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,677 - [growls] 407 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,248 OOF! 408 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,219 - [struggling] 409 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,655 [kung fu grunting] 410 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,091 - [groans] 411 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,092 - HA! 412 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,095 - [gasps] 413 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,099 - [screaming] 414 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:13,966 - OH, NO! 415 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,604 HE'S GONNA USE THE RAM SLAM AGAINST ME! 416 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,206 COOL! 417 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,208 [distant screaming] 418 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,143 - AHH! 419 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,377 [grunts] 420 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,714 [laughter] 421 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,517 - HEY! GOOD ONE! 422 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,219 - KWAN WANTS TO KILL YOU! 423 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:35,222 BAI LI KIDNAPPED ME AND HELD ME PRISONER FOR, LIKE, 424 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,556 W-WHA--WHAT DAY IS IT? IS IT WEDNESDAY? 425 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,125 I LOST TRACK OF TIME. 426 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,226 - WAIT, WHAT? 427 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,693 [shocked] KWAN'S TRYING TO KILL ME? 428 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,130 - [laughs] GREAT ROUTINE! 429 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,531 - IT'S NOT A ROUTINE! 430 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,233 KWAN SET PO UP! 431 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,867 - NO! 432 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,236 - SAY WHA--WHO? 433 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,204 - YOU DON'T REMEMBER, DO YOU? 434 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,273 HUMILIATING ME? 435 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,407 - NOT REALLY. 436 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,209 I HUMILIATE A LOT OF PEOPLE. 437 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,446 - IT WAS QUITE SOME TIME AGO. 438 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,149 I WAS POISED TO BE A CHAMPION, 439 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,151 A TRUE WARRIOR! 440 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,391 AFTER YEARS OF WORKING UP TO IT, 441 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:16,296 I WAS READY TO INTRODUCE MY FINISHING MOVE: THE RAM SLAM! 442 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,497 THEN, OUT OF NOWHERE, 443 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,233 A DUMPLING TOOK ME DOWN. 444 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,469 YOUR DUMPLING. 445 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,803 I WAS A JOKE. 446 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,274 IT WAS YOUR DUMPLING THAT COST ME EVERYTHING. 447 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,177 FROM THEN ON, I COULD ONLY GET WORK... 448 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,279 BY LOSING. 449 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,181 - HELP ME GET THESE WEIGHTS OFF! 450 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,182 - [gasps] 451 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,187 - WHERE YOU GOING? I'M JUST GETTING STARTED! 452 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,188 - [growls] 453 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,424 - HUH? 454 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,858 AH! - [grunts] 455 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,294 - [screaming] 456 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,328 - [straining] 457 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,362 [crowd cheering] 458 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,363 - [screaming] 459 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:51,864 - [groans] 460 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,433 - [screaming] 461 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,602 - [grunts] 462 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,936 - THAT'S ONE! 463 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,206 - [grunts] 464 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,241 - [screaming] 465 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,276 - FINALLY. 466 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,245 [grunts] 467 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:11,218 [grunting] 468 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,488 - GAH! 469 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,956 THAT'S TWO! 470 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:17,957 [exhales] 471 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,927 [grunting] 472 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,731 - THAT'S THREE. 473 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,602 all: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! 474 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:37,444 [grunting] 475 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,721 - [laughs] 476 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:52,492 [crowd cheering] 477 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,361 - [grunting] 478 00:19:55,562 --> 00:20:00,367 - [laughs] 479 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,370 [grunting] 480 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,242 - [screams] 481 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,881 - [struggling] 482 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,721 WAHH! 483 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,425 - OHH! 484 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,926 - [groans] 485 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,284 - [groans] 486 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,326 NOO! 487 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,366 [laughter, cheers] 488 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,233 - GO AHEAD, PO. 489 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,436 NOW YOU CAN FINISH WHAT YOU STARTED. 490 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,471 YOU CAN FINALLY DESTROY ME, ONCE AND FOR ALL. 491 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,740 JUST WHAT YOU ALWAYS WANTED! 492 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,074 - NO! NEVER! 493 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,843 I NEVER WANTED THAT, EVER! 494 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,445 I WAS A KID! 495 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,579 I'M YOUR FAN! 496 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,448 I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW. 497 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,350 I'M SORRY. 498 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,018 YOU'RE MY HERO! 499 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,455 - NO, I'M SORRY, 500 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,757 AND I'M NO HERO. 501 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,360 - WAIT. YOU CAN STILL BE ONE. 502 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,761 STILL BE A HERO! 503 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,430 - W--HOW? 504 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,500 - SAY, "HA! IS THIS YOUR WORST?" 505 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,368 - WHAT? 506 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:44,471 - SAY, "HA! IS THIS YOUR WORST?" 507 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,605 - OH! I, UH... 508 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,673 [clears throat] 509 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,709 - HA! IS THIS YOUR WORST? 510 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:54,013 - OOH! AH! OW! OHH! OWW! 511 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,114 OH! ARGH! 512 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,518 YOUR KUNG FU IS TOO STRONG FOR ME! 513 00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,952 KWAN! 514 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,889 [struggling] 515 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,659 - YOU ARE UN-KILLABLE! 516 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:10,630 YOU ARE THE CHAMPION OF ALL! 517 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,000 all: KWAN! KWAN! KWAN! 518 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,968 - YOU SURE? 519 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:20,006 - THERE IS NO DISHONOR IN LOSING IF IT'S FOR THE RIGHT REASON. 520 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,475 - AND THE WINNER IS... 521 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,812 - THE DRAGON WARRIOR! 522 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,415 - KWAN THE UN-KILLABLE! 523 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,417 [crowd cheering] 524 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,651 - [cheering] 525 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:35,555 - [obnoxious laugh] 526 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,089 - THANK YOU, PO. 527 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,659 IS THERE SOME WAY I CAN MAKE IT UP TO YOU? 528 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,494 - ACTUALLY... 529 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,129 YOU COULD SIGN MY BELLY. 530 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,101 [whimpers] 33214

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