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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:04,072 - [grunting] 2 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:08,642 - AND NOW DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:08,676 --> 00:00:10,511 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:11,812 [gong rings] 5 00:00:11,845 --> 00:00:14,815 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA * 6 00:00:14,848 --> 00:00:18,186 [scatting] 7 00:00:18,219 --> 00:00:19,653 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP * 8 00:00:19,687 --> 00:00:21,655 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 9 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,191 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAINTOP * 10 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:25,159 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 11 00:00:25,193 --> 00:00:26,527 OOH! AHH! YAH! 12 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,262 * KUNG FU PANDA 13 00:00:28,296 --> 00:00:31,199 [scatting] 14 00:00:31,232 --> 00:00:34,202 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 15 00:00:34,235 --> 00:00:36,270 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS 16 00:00:36,304 --> 00:00:38,206 * OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME 17 00:00:38,239 --> 00:00:39,740 * KUNG FU PANDA 18 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:41,742 [scatting] 19 00:00:41,775 --> 00:00:45,213 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS AND HE FIGHTS * 20 00:00:45,246 --> 00:00:46,447 * WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE 21 00:00:46,480 --> 00:00:47,781 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHING SOMETHING * 22 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:49,450 * SOMETHING SOMETHING ALIVE * 23 00:00:49,483 --> 00:00:50,618 OOH! YAH! UNGH! 24 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:54,222 * KUNG FU PANDA 25 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,157 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 26 00:00:56,190 --> 00:00:57,125 SWEET! 27 00:01:10,271 --> 00:01:11,439 - [grunting] 28 00:01:11,472 --> 00:01:13,774 [heavy thuds] 29 00:01:20,648 --> 00:01:22,283 - DAD, ARE WE ALMOST THERE? 30 00:01:22,316 --> 00:01:24,252 - YES. NO THANKS TO YOU. 31 00:01:24,285 --> 00:01:26,487 [grunts] YOU COULD GIVE ME A HAND 32 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:28,456 WITH THIS YOU KNOW, BIAN ZAO. 33 00:01:28,489 --> 00:01:29,790 - DO I HAVE TO? 34 00:01:29,823 --> 00:01:31,792 - [sighs] THE ORACLE SAID 35 00:01:31,825 --> 00:01:33,727 I SHOULDN'T TELL YOU WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO, 36 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:36,164 BECAUSE SELF-ESTEEM CAN'T BE OPTIMIZED 37 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:39,300 WITHOUT SUFFICIENT PERSONAL-DECISION LATITUDE. 38 00:01:39,333 --> 00:01:42,303 HOWEVER, IT WOULD BE VERY NICE OF YOU 39 00:01:42,336 --> 00:01:45,406 TO OFFER YOUR FATHER SOME HELP. 40 00:01:45,439 --> 00:01:47,175 - BUT I DON'T HAVE TO? 41 00:01:47,175 --> 00:01:49,510 - [grunts] NO! 42 00:01:53,181 --> 00:01:55,516 UNBELIEVABLE! 43 00:01:55,549 --> 00:02:00,221 [grunting] 44 00:02:04,625 --> 00:02:06,694 [panting] 45 00:02:06,727 --> 00:02:11,199 - DAD, SOME GUYS ARE HERE TO SEE YOU. 46 00:02:11,199 --> 00:02:12,633 - [chewing] HEY THERE. 47 00:02:12,666 --> 00:02:15,336 - LET'S DO THIS. 48 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:16,870 [grunts] 49 00:02:20,808 --> 00:02:22,310 [all grunting] 50 00:02:22,343 --> 00:02:24,478 [evil laugh] 51 00:02:29,417 --> 00:02:31,352 [laughs] OH! 52 00:02:31,385 --> 00:02:34,322 - [grunts] 53 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:35,323 OOH! 54 00:02:35,356 --> 00:02:38,226 - [laughs] BEHOLD! 55 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,261 YOU ARE NO MATCH 56 00:02:40,294 --> 00:02:44,332 FOR MY IRON CLAWS OF DOOM! 57 00:02:44,365 --> 00:02:45,699 - [sighs] 58 00:02:45,733 --> 00:02:48,236 - [grunts] 59 00:02:50,304 --> 00:02:51,272 - OOH! 60 00:02:51,305 --> 00:02:52,540 - [laughs, screams] 61 00:02:52,573 --> 00:02:53,641 OOH! 62 00:02:53,674 --> 00:02:56,610 - AND NOW, PANDA-- 63 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:05,553 WHAT? [metallic squeaks] 64 00:03:05,586 --> 00:03:08,856 BIAN ZAO, I TOLD YOU TO LUBRICATE THE CLAWS! 65 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:11,525 - NO, YOU ASKED ME IF I WOULD DO YOU A FAVOR 66 00:03:11,559 --> 00:03:13,394 AND LUBRICATE THE CLAWS. 67 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:16,564 - [growls] 68 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:18,499 I HATE THIS PART. 69 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:22,270 [series of screams, crashes] 70 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:23,904 WAA! [crash] 71 00:03:23,937 --> 00:03:26,740 - IT'S CHOR GHOM PRISON FOR YOU, TAOTIE. 72 00:03:26,774 --> 00:03:30,278 - THAT'S JUST GREAT! 73 00:03:30,278 --> 00:03:32,313 [clank] 74 00:03:32,346 --> 00:03:35,616 NOW I GOTTA GO DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS? 75 00:03:35,649 --> 00:03:36,884 - AWESOME JOB, GUYS. 76 00:03:36,917 --> 00:03:39,620 LOOKS LIKE I'M GOING TO BE EARLY FOR MY NAP. 77 00:03:39,653 --> 00:03:42,290 - UH, WHAT ABOUT HIM? 78 00:03:42,290 --> 00:03:44,292 - [sighs] 79 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:47,027 - HE DIDN'T REALLY DO ANYTHING. 80 00:03:47,060 --> 00:03:49,297 YOU CAN SKEDADDLE, JUNIOR. 81 00:03:49,297 --> 00:03:52,766 YOU'RE FREE... TO GO. 82 00:03:52,800 --> 00:03:55,869 - WHERE? - AWAY. 83 00:03:55,903 --> 00:03:57,705 - FINE. - FINE. 84 00:03:57,738 --> 00:03:59,407 - GREAT. - GREAT. 85 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:01,809 - PERFECT! - THAT'S WHAT I SAID! 86 00:04:01,842 --> 00:04:02,910 - I'M GOING. - GO. 87 00:04:02,943 --> 00:04:04,878 - GONE! - ANYWHERE YOU WANT. 88 00:04:04,912 --> 00:04:06,480 - I'LL BE GONE. - JUST GO. 89 00:04:06,514 --> 00:04:07,915 - HERE I GO. - GOOD. 90 00:04:07,948 --> 00:04:10,451 - OH, WHATEVER, DUMPLING BOY! 91 00:04:14,021 --> 00:04:15,789 - YOU'RE THE DUMPLING BOY! 92 00:04:17,625 --> 00:04:21,429 [thunderclap] 93 00:04:21,462 --> 00:04:23,331 [yawns] 94 00:04:24,498 --> 00:04:27,335 HMM? WHAT? 95 00:04:34,475 --> 00:04:37,511 - THE STORM KEEPING YOU UP TOO? 96 00:04:37,545 --> 00:04:38,512 - HUH? NO. 97 00:04:38,546 --> 00:04:40,348 I MEAN, YES. I MEAN, UGH! 98 00:04:40,348 --> 00:04:42,516 HE'S STILL OUT THERE, TAOTIE'S KID. 99 00:04:44,051 --> 00:04:47,955 - I SEE. WE'RE GOING DOWN THERE. 100 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:52,025 - SWEET! FAREWELL, SQUATTER. 101 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:57,365 FREE RIDE'S OVER, BIAN ZAO. 102 00:04:57,398 --> 00:04:59,367 SHIFU, LET HIM HAVE IT. 103 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,869 - BIAN ZAO. - WHATEVER. 104 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,804 - AS THE MASTER OF THE JADE PALACE... 105 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:04,872 - HA-HA. 106 00:05:04,905 --> 00:05:07,508 - I INVITE YOU TO COME INSIDE. 107 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,709 - BOW! YOU HEAR THAT, PAL? 108 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:10,878 YOU GOTTA--WHA-- COME INSIDE? 109 00:05:10,911 --> 00:05:13,381 I'M SORRY, WE'RE DOING WHAT NOW? 110 00:05:13,381 --> 00:05:15,015 - WE'RE BOUND BY TRADITION, PO. 111 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:16,850 HIS FATHER STUDIED WITH ME HERE. 112 00:05:16,884 --> 00:05:19,787 AND WHILE WE MAY NOT ACCEPT TAOTIE'S ACTIONS, 113 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:23,023 WE ACCEPT HIS LEGACY-- BIAN ZAO. 114 00:05:23,056 --> 00:05:24,658 [gong rings] 115 00:05:24,692 --> 00:05:27,861 - [sips] - BUT HE'S A BAD GUY. 116 00:05:27,895 --> 00:05:30,531 WELL, BAD-ISH. 117 00:05:30,564 --> 00:05:32,065 WE CAN'T JUST HAVE HIM WALK AROUND THE JADE PALACE 118 00:05:32,099 --> 00:05:33,734 WITHOUT SUPERVISION. 119 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,002 - INDEED. 120 00:05:35,035 --> 00:05:37,538 THAT'S WHY YOU ARE IN CHARGE OF HIM. 121 00:05:37,571 --> 00:05:38,839 both: WHAT? 122 00:05:38,872 --> 00:05:40,541 - SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO. 123 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,009 MAYBE YOU CAN REFORM HIM. 124 00:05:42,042 --> 00:05:45,679 - I'LL TRY, BUT HE'S PRETTY HOPELESS. 125 00:05:45,713 --> 00:05:46,980 [sips] 126 00:05:47,014 --> 00:05:48,416 - SO AT FIRST, I WAS LIKE, 127 00:05:48,416 --> 00:05:51,419 "ME, A BABYSITTER? I'M THE DRAGON WARRIOR, 128 00:05:51,419 --> 00:05:54,522 NOT THE BABY WARRIOR SITTER GUY." 129 00:05:54,555 --> 00:05:56,023 THEN I THOUGHT, "BIAN ZAO AND I 130 00:05:56,056 --> 00:05:57,758 ARE PROBABLY ABOUT THE SAME AGE." 131 00:05:57,791 --> 00:05:59,092 SO HOW OLD ARE YOU? 132 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,561 - 13. 133 00:06:00,594 --> 00:06:03,664 - OKAY, SO WE'RE A LOT... NOT THE SAME. 134 00:06:03,697 --> 00:06:06,033 ANYWAY... I SAY 135 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,469 LET'S MAKE A CLEAN START AND HAVE SOME FUN. 136 00:06:08,502 --> 00:06:11,439 - HOW ABOUT YOU JUST PUT ME IN JAIL? 137 00:06:11,439 --> 00:06:13,707 - FIRST OFF, I'M GONNA CALL YOU BZ, 138 00:06:13,741 --> 00:06:15,443 'CAUSE IT'S COOL, AND YOU'RE COOL. 139 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:16,777 WHAT DO YOU THINK, BZ? 140 00:06:16,810 --> 00:06:19,447 - LAME. 141 00:06:19,480 --> 00:06:21,048 - ALL RIGHTY, SO THERE'S THE HALL 142 00:06:21,081 --> 00:06:22,450 WITH THE TRAINING EQUIPMENT YOUR DAD BUILT. 143 00:06:22,483 --> 00:06:24,552 - LAME. 144 00:06:24,585 --> 00:06:27,455 - AND THIS IS WHERE WE PUT ALL YOUR DAD'S MACHINES 145 00:06:27,488 --> 00:06:28,856 EVERY TIME WE DEFEAT HIM. 146 00:06:28,889 --> 00:06:30,558 GETTING PRETTY FULL IN HERE. 147 00:06:30,591 --> 00:06:31,559 - LAME. 148 00:06:31,592 --> 00:06:34,462 - SHOWERS, LATRINE, KITCHEN. 149 00:06:34,462 --> 00:06:36,730 - LAME, LAME, LAME. 150 00:06:36,764 --> 00:06:39,567 - IS THERE ANYTHING YOU DON'T THINK IS LAME? 151 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:41,735 - [mumbling] I DON'T KNOW. 152 00:06:41,769 --> 00:06:43,471 - YOU KNOW WHAT? 153 00:06:43,471 --> 00:06:44,638 WE'RE GONNA FIND SOMETHING. 154 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:46,874 AND IF ANYONE KNOWS WHAT'S UN-LAME, 155 00:06:46,907 --> 00:06:48,208 IT'S THE PO-MAN. 156 00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:51,479 YEAH, BZ AND THE PO-MAN, HAVING FUN, RIGHT? 157 00:06:51,512 --> 00:06:53,547 RIGHT, BZ? THE BEEZMASTER? 158 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:56,584 BEEZY-WEEZY PO-POR-EEZI? HA-HA. 159 00:06:56,617 --> 00:06:58,752 - I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. 160 00:06:58,786 --> 00:07:00,854 - BEHOLD! 161 00:07:02,490 --> 00:07:04,658 - DOLLS? 162 00:07:05,959 --> 00:07:08,496 - THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES! 163 00:07:08,496 --> 00:07:11,231 DON'T EVER CALL THEM...DOLLS! 164 00:07:11,264 --> 00:07:14,802 LET ME SHOW YOU. 165 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,571 [Kung Fu shouts] 166 00:07:17,605 --> 00:07:18,639 YOU'RE NOT PLAYING. 167 00:07:18,672 --> 00:07:20,007 [Kung Fu shouts] 168 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,509 MORE FUN WHEN YOU PLAY. 169 00:07:21,542 --> 00:07:23,844 [Kung Fu shouts] 170 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:25,846 KA! 171 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:29,550 I'M TELLING YOU, DAD, HE DOESN'T LIKE ANYTHING. 172 00:07:29,583 --> 00:07:31,118 - OH, PO. 173 00:07:31,151 --> 00:07:33,987 YOU USED TO HATE EVERYTHING BUT KUNG FU. 174 00:07:34,021 --> 00:07:37,591 HOWEVER, THERE WAS ONE THING YOU SHOWED INTEREST IN. 175 00:07:38,959 --> 00:07:41,261 - [hums] 176 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:44,798 AND...VOILA! 177 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,534 - BAKING? 178 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:50,203 LIKE MAKING COOKIES AND CAKES AND JUNK? 179 00:07:50,237 --> 00:07:52,540 L-A-M-- [grunts] 180 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,007 [mumbling, swallows] 181 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,544 THIS IS PRETTY GOOD. 182 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:57,545 - DARN TOOTING. 183 00:07:57,578 --> 00:07:59,613 PO AND I LOVED TO BAKE TOGETHER 184 00:07:59,647 --> 00:08:01,181 WHEN HE WAS A BOY. [chuckles] 185 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,983 WE STILL DO, DON'T WE? 186 00:08:03,016 --> 00:08:05,653 WHO'S A GOOD BOY? - [laughs] 187 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:07,555 - WHO'S A GOOD BOY? 188 00:08:07,555 --> 00:08:10,057 - [laughs] 189 00:08:10,090 --> 00:08:12,560 - OKAY, SON. TEACH HIM WELL. 190 00:08:12,560 --> 00:08:14,862 BUT DON'T GIVE HIM THE MOONCAKE RECIPE. 191 00:08:14,895 --> 00:08:17,565 FAMILY SECRET. 192 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:20,601 - SO YOU, LIKE, DO STUFF 193 00:08:20,634 --> 00:08:23,170 WITH YOUR DAD ON PURPOSE? 194 00:08:23,203 --> 00:08:24,605 - SURE. ALL THE TIME. 195 00:08:24,638 --> 00:08:29,242 I MEAN, YOU ONLY GET ONE DAD. 196 00:08:29,276 --> 00:08:31,078 - DOES HE MAKE YOU... GO WITH HIM 197 00:08:31,111 --> 00:08:34,582 WHEN HE TRIES TO CONQUER THE WORLD? 198 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,650 - UH, MY DAD DOESN'T REALLY CONQUER STUFF. 199 00:08:36,684 --> 00:08:39,687 - MY DAD SPENDS ALL HIS TIME BUILDING MACHINES 200 00:08:39,720 --> 00:08:43,924 TO DESTROY THE JADE PALACE AND, YOU KNOW, YOU. 201 00:08:43,957 --> 00:08:46,694 I JUST WISH ME AND DAD COULD HANG OUT WITHOUT, 202 00:08:46,727 --> 00:08:50,631 YOU KNOW, TRYING TO BLOW SOMETHING UP. 203 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,865 - HEY. 204 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:54,602 YOUR DAD'S GOT NOTHING BUT TIME TO HANG OUT, 205 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:55,669 NOW THAT HE'S IN JAIL. 206 00:08:55,703 --> 00:08:57,605 YOU SHOULD GO VISIT HIM. 207 00:08:57,605 --> 00:08:59,840 AND YOU COULD BAKE HIM A CAKE TO BREAK THE ICE! 208 00:08:59,873 --> 00:09:01,609 YES! 209 00:09:01,609 --> 00:09:03,110 SCORE ONE FOR THE PO-MAN. UP HIGH. 210 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,612 - WHATEVER. 211 00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:07,881 [keys jingle] 212 00:09:07,915 --> 00:09:10,050 [footsteps] 213 00:09:10,083 --> 00:09:12,753 - SON? - YES. 214 00:09:12,786 --> 00:09:16,724 * AND HE BAKED YOU A CAKE * 215 00:09:16,757 --> 00:09:19,126 OKAY, I BAKED IT, BUT I'M GONNA TEACH HIM HOW. 216 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:23,230 - I'M SO GLAD TO SEE YOU, SON. 217 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,766 UH... 218 00:09:25,799 --> 00:09:27,768 DO YOU MIND? 219 00:09:27,801 --> 00:09:29,903 - OH, RIGHT. 220 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:32,139 YOU PROBABLY WANT SOME PRIVATE TIME TOGETHER. 221 00:09:32,172 --> 00:09:33,974 YOU DON'T WANT SOME GUY STANDING HERE 222 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:36,109 WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO-- - DO YOU MIND? 223 00:09:36,143 --> 00:09:38,078 - I'LL JUST GO NOW. 224 00:09:45,252 --> 00:09:48,822 - SO...THOSE BUFFOONS ARE TREATING YOU OKAY 225 00:09:48,856 --> 00:09:50,658 AT THE JADE PALACE? 226 00:09:50,658 --> 00:09:51,659 - I GUESS. 227 00:09:51,659 --> 00:09:54,728 THAT LAME PANDA WANTS TO TEACH ME HOW TO BAKE. 228 00:09:54,762 --> 00:09:55,763 - HUH? BAKING? 229 00:09:55,796 --> 00:09:57,330 YOU KNOW, I ONCE MADE 230 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,933 A 30-FOOT TALL MECHANICAL CREAM PUFF 231 00:09:59,967 --> 00:10:02,936 THAT SHOT FLAMING CUSTARD OUT OF ITS-- 232 00:10:02,970 --> 00:10:04,137 SON? 233 00:10:04,171 --> 00:10:06,840 - ALL YOU EVER DO IS WORK, TALK ABOUT WORK, 234 00:10:06,874 --> 00:10:08,842 WORK SOME MORE, AND THEN FIGURE OUT 235 00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:10,944 WHY YOUR WORK NEVER WORKS. 236 00:10:10,978 --> 00:10:13,113 IT'S-- - LAME? 237 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,653 YOU'RE RIGHT, SON. 238 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:24,024 BEING A HALF-CRAZED MEGALOMANIAC TAKES UP A LOT OF MY TIME. 239 00:10:24,057 --> 00:10:27,194 BUT IF YOU HELP ME BREAK OUT OF HERE, 240 00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:30,831 I PROMISE WE'LL HAVE SOME DECIDEDLY 241 00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:34,835 NON-DIABOLICAL "US" TIME. 242 00:10:39,006 --> 00:10:40,440 - PROMISE? 243 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,310 - PROMISE. 244 00:10:43,343 --> 00:10:46,714 NOW YOU BAKE THOSE CAKES WITH THE PANDA, 245 00:10:46,747 --> 00:10:50,784 THEN SNEAK ME THE PIECES OF MY IRON CLAWS OF DOOM, 246 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:52,720 AND I'LL BUST OUT OF HERE. 247 00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:55,756 - THIS ISN'T JUST SOME WAY YOU CAN GO WREAK VENGEANCE 248 00:10:55,789 --> 00:10:57,457 AND STUFF, IS IT? 249 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,860 - NOPE, JUST YOU AND ME, 250 00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:02,863 DOING REGULAR DAD-SON STUFF. 251 00:11:02,896 --> 00:11:04,331 LAUGH WITH ME, SON. 252 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:05,999 HA-HA! 253 00:11:06,033 --> 00:11:10,871 - [begrudging laugh] 254 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:16,877 [keys jingle] 255 00:11:16,910 --> 00:11:18,779 [door creaks] 256 00:11:25,518 --> 00:11:27,755 - HEY, THERE...YOU. 257 00:11:27,755 --> 00:11:29,389 UM, SETTLING IN OKAY? 258 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:31,992 - YES, SIR. 259 00:11:32,025 --> 00:11:33,293 - [sighs] 260 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:39,399 - SO...ARE YOU READY TO EMBARK 261 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:42,169 ON THE AWESOME ADVENTURE THAT IS BAKING? 262 00:11:42,202 --> 00:11:44,872 OOH! - WHATEV--I MEAN, 263 00:11:44,905 --> 00:11:46,907 [false enthusiasm] YES, LET US EMBARK, 264 00:11:46,940 --> 00:11:48,776 FOR I AM EXCITED. 265 00:11:48,809 --> 00:11:50,177 - [hums] 266 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,378 * WE'RE BAKING, WE'RE BAKING * 267 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,846 * DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE MAKING * 268 00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,047 * LOOK, MY BUTT IS SHAKING * 269 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,883 * WHILE WE'RE BAKING, BAKING, BAKING * 270 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,191 BIAN ZAO, CHECK THIS OUT. 271 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,793 * STOKING THE FIRE 272 00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,895 * STOKING THE FIRE [scat singing] 273 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:11,064 * STOKING THE FIRE 274 00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,970 [softly] * STOKING THE FIRE 275 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,874 [with gusto] * STOKING THE FIRE 276 00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,143 [bellows puffs] 277 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,112 AND... 278 00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,379 VOILA! 279 00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,948 LOOK AT THAT BEAUTY. 280 00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,817 NOW DON'T FEEL BAD IF YOURS DOESN'T-- 281 00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,285 WOW, BZ! NICE! 282 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,821 I'M PROUD OF YOU. 283 00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,423 - YOU'RE WHAT? 284 00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,925 - PROUD. 285 00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:41,494 - NEVER HEARD THAT FROM MY DAD. 286 00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:42,562 - I'M SORRY, WHAT? 287 00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,833 - I'M SORRY, WHA-- I SAID, "LAME." 288 00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,268 - * STOKING THE FIRE 289 00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,841 - YOU THE PANDA, PO! 290 00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,944 - NO, SIR. YOU THE DUCK! 291 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,581 - HI, PO. 292 00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,183 - HEY, UM, PO, 293 00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,352 WHEN YOU WALK AROUND TOWN, 294 00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,855 PEOPLE DON'T THROW STUFF AT YOU. 295 00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,456 - WELL, WHY WOULD THEY? 296 00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,858 - THEY THROW STUFF AT MY DAD. 297 00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,026 - WELL, HE DOES, YOU KNOW, ATTACK PEOPLE 298 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,162 WITH GIANT, EVIL CONTRAPTIONY MACHINES 299 00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,997 THAT DESTROY THINGS, 300 00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,199 WHICH IS SOMETHING I TRY TO AVOID. 301 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,868 - YEAH. 302 00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:25,038 YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT COMPLETELY LAME. 303 00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,985 [clinking spoon] - * STOKING THE FIRE 304 00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,988 * STOKING THE FIRE [scat singing] 305 00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,897 [softly] * STOKING THE FIRE 306 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,498 - * STOKING THE FIRE 307 00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,038 [door clanks] 308 00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,140 [scat singing] 309 00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,975 both: * STOKING THE FIRE 310 00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,648 [both scat singing] 311 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,185 * STOKING THE FIRE 312 00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,497 both: * STOKING THE FIRE 313 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,000 - SON, THANKS TO YOU, 314 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,536 ONE MORE PIECE, AND THE IRON CLAWS OF DOOM 315 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:35,042 WILL BE MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER. 316 00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,946 I--I'M PROUD OF YOU. 317 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,993 - [soft grunt] 318 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:56,964 YOU'RE LIKE THE LITTLE WARTHOG BROTHER I NEVER HAD. 319 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,032 - 'CAUSE OF YOU, THINGS ARE BETTER WITH ME AND MY DAD. 320 00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:02,402 I MEAN, WHEN HE GETS OUT OF JAIL-- 321 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,975 - [maniacal laughter] 322 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:10,210 YAH! YAH! YAH! 323 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:14,081 YAH! [evil laughter] 324 00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,016 [knife sharpening] 325 00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,118 YOU CARVE, SON! 326 00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:21,221 AFTER ALL, THIS MEAL IS ALL 327 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:25,392 BECAUSE OF YOU. 328 00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:29,596 - I CAN'T DO IT. I CAN'T BRING THIS TO MY DAD. 329 00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,398 - WHAT GOT UP HIS EXHAUST VENT? 330 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,733 - I DON'T KNOW. - PO. 331 00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,270 - WHAT? I WASN'T GONNA EAT...MUCH. 332 00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,739 - BIAN ZAO MADE THAT FOR HIS FATHER. 333 00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,009 WHAT IF YOU BAKED A CAKE FOR ME? 334 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,011 WOULD YOU WANT SOMEONE ELSE TO EAT IT? 335 00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,382 - LAME. 336 00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,588 [door slides] - SON. YOU'RE FINALLY-- 337 00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,457 - HEY, THERE. 338 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,758 - YOU? 339 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,260 - BIAN ZAO COULDN'T MAKE IT. 340 00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,762 - YOU...BROUGHT ME A CAKE? 341 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,031 - IS THIS AWKWARD? 342 00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,432 - NOT AT ALL! 343 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:09,269 I HAVE LOADS OF ARCHENEMIES WHO BRING ME BAKED GOODS. 344 00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:14,041 AT LAST! FREEDOM! 345 00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,145 [titters] IS WHAT EATING THIS CAKE 346 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,281 WILL BE LIKE A LITTLE TASTE OF. 347 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,783 - YEAH, WELL, ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM. 348 00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,619 BYE. 349 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,055 [door slides shut, locks] 350 00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,659 - THANKS FOR THE CAKE, DRAGON WARRIOR. 351 00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,695 WHAT A SHAME I'LL BE USING IT 352 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,065 TO OBLITERATE YOU! 353 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,566 [evil laugh] 354 00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,715 [muted bump] 355 00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,518 - [panting] 356 00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,191 [strong exhale] - UM, PO? 357 00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,160 I GOT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING. 358 00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:10,230 - [grunts] HANG ON. 359 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,199 I JUST WALKED ALL THE WAY 360 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,500 TO CHOR GHOM PRISON AND BACK. 361 00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,368 [grunts] - YOU WHAT? 362 00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,504 - YOUR DAD REALLY APPRECIATED THAT CAKE. 363 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,439 HE SAID, UH-- - YOU TOOK THE CAKE TO MY DAD? 364 00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:23,243 OH, NO! GAME OVER, MAN. 365 00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,511 - WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? 366 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,246 - THAT'S WHAT I GOT TO TELL YOU. 367 00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,415 THERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE CAKE. 368 00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,725 - AIN'T NO LAWS WHEN YOU GOT THE CLAWS! 369 00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,129 AND THEY ARE LUBRICATED THIS TIME, BABY! 370 00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:46,233 LUBRICATED! 371 00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,407 - TAOTIE IS COMING! 372 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,409 - WHAT? 373 00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,278 - WE PUT HIM IN JAIL. 374 00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,412 - I KNOW, BUT I JUST BROUGHT HIM 375 00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,780 THE LAST PIECE HE NEEDED 376 00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,749 TO REBUILD THE IRON CLAWS OF DOOM! 377 00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,152 - YOU BROUGHT HIM THE LAST-- WAIT. 378 00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:09,156 WHERE DID HE GET THE OTHER ONES? 379 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,424 - I...TRICKED PO, 380 00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,826 AND SMUGGLED THE PIECES IN TO MY DAD. 381 00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,195 - YEAH, YOU DID. 382 00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,663 AND THAT WAS-- 383 00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,332 - LAME. 384 00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,633 - BIG DEAL. TAOTIE'S NEVER 385 00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,269 BEEN ABLE TO BEAT US BEFORE. 386 00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:26,173 - HE SAYS HIS IRON CLAWS ARE MORE POWERFUL THAN EVER. 387 00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:30,743 - IT'S POSSIBLE HE'LL NEVER MAKE IT HERE. 388 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,279 HE'S HERE. 389 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,181 [boom] 390 00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,255 - HELLO, SON. 391 00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,924 GLAD YOU COULD BE HERE TO WITNESS THE DEBUT 392 00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,794 OF MY NEW, IMPROVED, SUPER-LUBRICATED 393 00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,197 IRON CLAWS OF DOOM. 394 00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,333 YOU SEE? CONTINUALLY SELF-LUBRICATING. 395 00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,767 [liquid swishes] 396 00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,603 ISN'T IT AWESOME? 397 00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,605 - DAD, YOU SAID-- 398 00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,773 - I KNOW... BUT WHEN WE'RE DONE HERE, 399 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,842 WE'LL GO SKIP SOME ROCKS 400 00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,445 AND PLAY A SPORTING ACTIVITY. 401 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,746 NOW DUCK! 402 00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,451 BY THE WAY, 403 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,786 THANKS TO YOU ALL FOR CARING FOR MY SON. 404 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,323 NOW EAT CHAIN! 405 00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:23,396 [all grunting] 406 00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,536 - HIYAH! 407 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,271 - YAH! YAH! 408 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,872 [grunting] 409 00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,374 [chains clink] 410 00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,976 - THIS IS FAIRLY UNDIGNIFIED. 411 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,345 - [groans] 412 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,915 - HYAH! 413 00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,285 [grunts] 414 00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,554 OOH! 415 00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:48,655 - [gasps] OOF! 416 00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,890 [chains clink] 417 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:54,294 - NO, PANDA. I'LL HANDLE THIS. 418 00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:59,699 [bang] OR YOU CAN HANDLE IT. 419 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,734 - STAY HERE AND KEEP DOWN. 420 00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,002 'CAUSE WITH ANY LUCK THERE'S GOING TO BE 421 00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,004 MACHINE PARTS FLYING EVERYWHERE IN A SECOND. 422 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,906 - BUT I WANT TO HELP. 423 00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,908 - HELP WHO? 424 00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,210 - SON! 425 00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,918 [clanking] UGH! 426 00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,421 [clanking] DANG! 427 00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,889 OUT OF CHAINS! 428 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,591 LOOKS LIKE WE'LL HAVE TO FIGHT, 429 00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,860 MANO A...CLAW-O 430 00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,296 YAH! 431 00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,264 - [grunts] 432 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,599 AH! MAN! 433 00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:35,435 WHAT ARE THOSE IRON CLAWS OF DOOM MADE OF? 434 00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,769 - IRON. 435 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,871 - OH, THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A NAME. 436 00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,607 I MEAN, I'M THE DRAGON WARRIOR, 437 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,309 BUT I'M NOT MADE OF DRAGON. 438 00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,043 [yells] 439 00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,878 [grunts] - COME ON! 440 00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,880 IS THAT ALL YOU GOT? 441 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,882 - NOT QUITE. 442 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,284 - YAH! - [growls] 443 00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,922 [clang] YAH! 444 00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,395 - [maniacal laughter] 445 00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,430 - [Kung Fu shout] 446 00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,470 - PO! 447 00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,405 - WHAH! 448 00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,974 [evil laugh] 449 00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,410 - DAD! 450 00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,347 PO! 451 00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,981 - [growls] 452 00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,015 - AH! 453 00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:27,854 [both grunting] 454 00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:31,358 - IT WOULD SEEM WE'RE EVENLY MATCHED. 455 00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,994 - NEED SOMETHING TO SHIFT THE BALANCE. 456 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,364 - YEAH. 457 00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:41,434 HELP ME. I'M YOUR FATHER! 458 00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,002 - HELP ME. I'M YOUR BUDDY! 459 00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,504 - I GAVE YOU LIFE! 460 00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,373 - I GAVE YOU A COOL NICKNAME! 461 00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,540 - I'LL RAISE YOUR ALLOWANCE! 462 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:50,377 - I'LL GIVE YOU THE MOONCAKE RECIPE! 463 00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:53,413 - OH, MAN! MORAL DILEMMA. 464 00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:56,849 LAME! 465 00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,386 - WAY TO GO! YOU SCARED HIM OFF! 466 00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,620 - ME? YOU'RE THE ONE 467 00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,988 WHO WAS ALL, "I GAVE YOU LIFE!" 468 00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,991 THAT'S JUST CREEPY. 469 00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,726 [blast] 470 00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,730 - SON! - BZ? 471 00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,732 YES! AIR ATTACK! 472 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,535 - DAD, GRAB ON! - WHAT? 473 00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:18,004 OOH! 474 00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,006 - [maniacal laughter] 475 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:23,443 YOU ARE THE GREATEST SON IN THE WORLD! 476 00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:27,414 - AND YOU ARE THE GREATEST DAD IN...THE FAMILY. 477 00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,415 - OKAY. 478 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:31,751 NOW SWOOP DOWN BY HIS MELON HEAD, SO I CAN-- 479 00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:32,852 - OOPS! 480 00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,455 I ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED SOMETHING LOOSE, 481 00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,656 ON ACCIDENT. 482 00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,025 - WHAT THE-- NOT THE LUBRICATION HOSE! 483 00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:40,427 OH! 484 00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:46,766 OH, AND I WAS WINNING TOO! - SORRY. 485 00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:50,437 - THANKS, BUDDY. 486 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,439 - THEY'RE GETTING AWAY. 487 00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:53,906 - THEY'LL BE BACK. 488 00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,442 BUT WE DID SOME GOOD HERE TODAY. 489 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,577 WE BROUGHT A FAMILY CLOSER TOGETHER. 490 00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,111 - YOU'RE TOO HIGH! 491 00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:01,448 - WHATEVER, DAD. - LOWER! LOWER! 492 00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,115 [screams, grunts] 493 00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:06,753 - UH, SORT OF. 31474

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