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- WA-CHA!
HIYA!
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- AND NOW
DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA:
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LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS.
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[gong rings]
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- * HEAR THE LEGENDS
OF THE KUNG FU PANDA *
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[scatting]
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* RAISED IN
A NOODLE SHOP *
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* NEVER SEEKING
GLORY OR FAME *
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* HE CLIMBED
THE MOUNTAINTOP *
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* AND EARNED
THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME *
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OOH! AHH! YAH!
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* KUNG FU PANDA
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[scatting]
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* MASTER SHIFU SAW
THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM *
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* AND MASTER THE SKILLS
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* OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME
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* KUNG FU PANDA
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[scatting]
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* HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS
AND HE FIGHTS *
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* WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE
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* PROTECT THE VALLEY
SOMETHING SOMETHING *
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* SOMETHING
SOMETHING ALIVE *
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* KUNG FU PANDA
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* LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS
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SWEET!
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[exotic music]
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*
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[crowd laughs, exclaims]
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- HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS...
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[crowd laughs]
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- WHOA.
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- OH, PO, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
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- THE DANCING?
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- NO, THE POTENTIAL CUSTOMERS.
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- NOW, GET OUT THERE.
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- I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
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- [gasps]
THAT'S FINE.
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AFTER ALL I'VE DONE
FOR MY LITTLE BOY.
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IF THE SHOP CLOSES,
I'LL FIND WORK.
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MAYBE SWEEPING DIRT FROM
THE CORNERS OF MY BROKEN HEART.
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- [sighs]
OKAY.
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- GREAT.
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YOU SPIN IT.
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PEOPLE LOVE THAT.
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AND HERE ARE SOME
FREE NOODLE COUPONS.
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- WAIT, FREE NOODLES?
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- NO, FREE COUPONS.
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DON'T FORGET TO SMILE.
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[crowd applauds]
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[crowd laughs, exclaims]
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[crowd cheers]
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- WHAT--OKAY.
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I'M NOT VERY GOOD.
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WHOA!
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OOF!
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[crowd laughs]
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WHOO!
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YEAH!
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GREAT!
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- HELP!
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THIEF!
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STOP HIM!
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- OH, WAIT, HEY!
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- HEY, BUDDY, WHERE YOU GOING?
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JAIL'S THAT WAY.
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UH, WAIT,
IT'S ACTUALLY THAT WAY.
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OVER THERE.
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- [growls]
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- HYA!
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- OOF!
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- YAH!
- OOF!
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[grunts]
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WHOA!
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- OOF!
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all: OOH!
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- WAH!
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OOH.
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- DON'T FORGET TO SPIN THE SIGN.
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- HA!
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- HELP!
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- PEOPLE LOVE SPINNING SIGNS.
[crowd cheers]
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[cats giggle]
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- THANK YOU SO MUCH.
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THIS IS EVERYTHING WE OWN.
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- PFF, THAT AW, IT WAS NOTHING.
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JUST PART OF
THE WHOLE DRAGON WARRIOR
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JOB DESCRIPTION THING.
[chuckles]
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- WAIT, DRAGON WARRIOR?
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HA. IT'S THE HONOR
OF A THOUSAND LIFETIMES
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TO BE IN YOUR PRESENCE.
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- WHOA, THAT'S A LONG TIME.
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- WE ARE THE LADIES
OF THE SHADE.
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I AM SU.
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THESE TWO ARE THE TWINS.
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[twins giggle]
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- AND THIS ADORABLE LITTLE LOTUS
FLOWER IS KNOWN AS SONG.
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- UH, HEY, I'M PO.
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AND THIS IS MY DAD.
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- MM-HMM.
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- SONG, WE'VE GOT TO GET
INTO THE JADE PALACE.
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I WANT THAT DRAGON CHALICE.
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GET HIM TO SAY YES!
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THINK YOU CAN HANDLE HIM?
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- AS LONG AS I DON'T
HAVE TO PICK HIM UP.
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PO, WOULD YOU SHOW ME
AROUND THE VILLAGE?
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- YES, I WOULD LOVE
TO SHOW YOU AROUND!
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COME ON!
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EH?
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- EAT AT MR. PING'S
NOODLE SHOP--
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[snack]
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[squeaking]
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*
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- TRUST ME.
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- WHOA!
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- WOO HOO!
- [screams]
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[both yelling]
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- YEAH!
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- [silly noises]
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- [nervous laugh]
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- A HEART.
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WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THIS.
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- IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR--
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- HUH?
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[both laugh]
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- WELL, THAT WAS A FUN DAY, PO.
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- NO.
[laughs]
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- YES, IT WAS.
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- OH, STOP IT.
- AAH!
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- OH, SORRY!
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- [laughs]
THAT'S OKAY.
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PO, THERE'S SOMETHING
I NEED TO TELL YOU.
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- YOU CAN TELL ME ANYTHING.
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WE'RE LIKE BEST FRIENDS NOW.
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- WELL, THAT'S GOOD BECAUSE
I WANTED TO SAY--
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- YOU'RE LIKE, THE FIRST GIRL
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I'VE EVER BEEN
BEST FRIENDS WITH.
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- YES, I LIKE YOU TOO.
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WHICH IS WHY I CAN'T STAY.
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- WHAT?
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WHY?
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- ABOUT OUR DANCE TROUPE,
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WE'RE ACTUALLY HERE--
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- OH, THERE YOU TWO
LOVEBIRDS ARE.
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- [laughs]
LOVEBIRDS.
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YEAH, RIGHT.
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- SO, SONG, DID YOU ASK HIM?
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- ASK ME WHAT?
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IF I CAN RE-ENACT THE BATTLE OF
SORROW HILL WITH ACTION FIGURES?
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'CAUSE I CAN.
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- [giggles]
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- YOU DIDN'T GET HIM TO SAY YES?
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OH, FORGET IT.
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LEAVE THIS TO ME.
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IT'S JUST
THE JADE PALACE IS SO BIG.
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AND THE SAD REALITY OF IT IS
WE HAVE NO PLACE TO STAY.
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- BUT WHY?
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- WE ONCE LIVED IN
A PLACE DARKENED WITH EVIL.
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[lightning rumbles]
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WE SPENT MOST OF
OUR LIVES AS CAPTIVES,
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FORCED TO DANCE
FOR THE AMUSEMENT
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OF THE BARBARIAN WARLORD.
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- A RHINOCEROS WARLORD?
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- ACTUALLY, IT WAS A CROCODILE.
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FOR YEARS, WE LIVED
UNDER HIS IRON BOOT.
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[thud]
DANCING, DANCING, DANCING!
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UNTIL ONE DAY,
WE GOT A CHANCE AT ESCAPE.
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[lightning rumbles]
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WE RAN,
AND WE NEVER LOOKED BACK.
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AFTER THAT, WE THOUGHT
OUR LIVES WOULD BE BETTER.
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- COOL!
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- BUT WE WERE WRONG.
- BUMMER.
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- WE ROAMED FROM TOWN TO TOWN
WITH NO FOOD, NO COMFORT,
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SEARCHING FOR
A PLACE TO CALL HOME.
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BUT EVERYWHERE WE WENT,
WE WERE SHUNNED.
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NOW WE'RE OUTCASTS WITHOUT
EVEN A PLACE FOR THE NIGHT.
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AND POOR SONG,
THE DARKNESS FRIGHTENS YOU SO.
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PO, ARE YOU LISTENING?
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- BUT THE MAGNIFICENT
DRAGON WARRIOR,
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MASTER OF HOSPITALITY,
WOULD COME TO THE RESCUE!
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- PO, CAN YOU HELP US?
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- UH, YOU KNOW I AM
THE DRAGON WARRIOR, RIGHT?
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I MEAN, I DO HELP PEOPLE,
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AND SONG IS MY FRIEND AND...
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AH, WHAT THE HECK,
WHAT'S ONE NIGHT?
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YOU LADIES ARE INVITED
TO STAY AT THE JADE PALACE.
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- [gasps]
HOW WONDERFUL.
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both: [giggle]
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- PLEASE ALLOW US
TO SHOW OUR THANKS
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WITH A PERSONAL
PERFORMANCE FOR YOU
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AND THE LEGENDARY
FURIOUS FIVE.
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[whooshing sounds]
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- SHIFU'S GONNA LOVE
STRANGERS IN THE JADE PALACE.
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MANTIS, ISN'T IT OUR DUTY TO
HELP POOR UNFORTUNATES IN NEED
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WHO HAPPEN TO BE
AMAZINGLY AWESOME DANCERS
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DOING LIKE, A FREE SHOW?!
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YEAH!
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- SHH!
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- WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT
THESE DANCING LADIES?
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- THAT THEY'RE LADIES
AND THEY DANCE.
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- SHH, PO!
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- I DON'T TRUST THEM.
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- YOU DON'T TRUST ANYONE.
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YOU DON'T EVEN
TRUST THE MAILMAN,
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AND HE'S BEEN
COMING HERE FOR 30 YEARS.
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- PLANNING SOMETHING
FOR 30 YEARS.
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- SHH, I'M TRYING TO WATCH HERE.
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WHOA!
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- [gasps]
THIEVES!
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- YOU ALWAYS BELIEVE
THE WORST ABOUT PE--
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- HYA!
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[chalice clangs]
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- [gasps]
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- ALL RIGHT, LADIES,
DROP THE ACT.
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YOUR PERFORMANCE IS OVER.
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- ACTUALLY, OUR PERFORMANCE
IS JUST ABOUT TO START.
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[blades clink]
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WAH!
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all: HI-YAH!
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all: HA!
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[crash]
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- AH! [taps PARASOL]
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- HA!
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[arm blades ring]
- HAI!
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- AAH!
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[fighting sounds]
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- SONG, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?
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I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS.
228
00:10:13,213 --> 00:10:14,915
- I TRIED TO TELL YOU.
229
00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,717
- WHAT, THAT YOU'RE A LIAR?
230
00:10:16,750 --> 00:10:17,818
AND THAT I'M A SUCKER?
231
00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:20,020
- NO, PO, IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
232
00:10:20,053 --> 00:10:22,923
- [combat yells]
233
00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,025
- I SHOWED YOU HOW
MY BUTT LOOKS LIKE A HEART.
234
00:10:25,058 --> 00:10:27,194
- SOMETHING I WILL
ALWAYS TREASURE.
235
00:10:27,227 --> 00:10:28,962
- LESS TALK, MORE HITTING!
236
00:10:28,996 --> 00:10:30,964
- HA.
[cat screeches]
237
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,035
[crash]
238
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,003
- HA!
239
00:10:38,806 --> 00:10:40,741
[gas hisses]
240
00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:42,442
- [coughs]
241
00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:47,848
all: [punching and kicking]
242
00:10:47,881 --> 00:10:49,049
- HUH?
- WHA--
243
00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:52,820
- UM, SOME...SHOW, HUH?
244
00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:53,821
[nervous chuckle]
245
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,155
- NICE WORK, PO.
246
00:10:55,188 --> 00:10:56,323
- I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE--
247
00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,858
- WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!
248
00:10:57,891 --> 00:10:59,893
- THEY SAID THEY NEEDED
A PLACE TO STAY.
249
00:10:59,927 --> 00:11:03,831
BECAUSE OF A WARLORD,
WITH AN IRON...BOOT.
250
00:11:03,864 --> 00:11:07,234
- PO, THEY LIED TO YOU.
251
00:11:07,267 --> 00:11:09,870
- THEY GOT AWAY WITH
SHIFU'S DRAGON CHALICE.
252
00:11:09,903 --> 00:11:11,471
OOGWAY GAVE THAT TO HIM.
253
00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,741
- THOSE LYING LIARS!
254
00:11:13,741 --> 00:11:15,743
AND NOW
THE HALL OF WARRIORS IS WRECKED
255
00:11:15,743 --> 00:11:18,812
AND MASTER SHIFU'S
GONNA BE BACK AT ANY TIME.
256
00:11:18,846 --> 00:11:21,014
- WE HAVE TO GET
SHIFU'S DRAGON CHALICE.
257
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:23,350
- OH, YOU CAN COUNT ON THAT.
258
00:11:23,383 --> 00:11:25,385
I'M GONNA TEACH
THOSE LADIES A LESSON.
259
00:11:25,418 --> 00:11:26,419
BY MYSELF.
260
00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,420
SOLO MISSION.
261
00:11:27,454 --> 00:11:28,822
ONE-PANDA ARMY.
262
00:11:28,856 --> 00:11:29,823
LONE WOLF.
263
00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,158
MANO-A-PARASOL LADIES.
264
00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,893
[vase clatters]
265
00:11:32,926 --> 00:11:35,763
- [sighs] CRANE AND I
WILL GO TOO.
266
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,097
MAYBE THE REST OF YOU
CAN SQUARE AWAY THE HALL
267
00:11:37,130 --> 00:11:38,766
BEFORE SHIFU RETURNS.
268
00:11:38,766 --> 00:11:39,599
- FINE.
269
00:11:39,632 --> 00:11:40,934
LUCKILY WE'VE HAD
A LOT OF PRACTICE
270
00:11:40,968 --> 00:11:42,903
AT CLEANING UP PO'S MESSES.
271
00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:00,788
- THEIR TRAIL
LEADS INTO THAT CANYON.
272
00:12:05,158 --> 00:12:07,828
I FEEL LIKE
I'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE.
273
00:12:07,861 --> 00:12:10,798
THIS CANYON HAS A NAME.
274
00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:12,532
WHAT IS IT?
275
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,201
CANYON OF THE MOON RABBIT?
276
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,235
NO.
277
00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:21,041
OOH, CANYON OF
THE NINE-HEADED BLACK TORTOISE.
278
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:22,810
NO.
279
00:12:22,810 --> 00:12:25,813
[wind shrieks]
280
00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,815
- [hisses]
281
00:12:27,815 --> 00:12:29,917
- CANYON OF THE SHRIEKING WIND!
282
00:12:29,950 --> 00:12:31,318
YEAH!
283
00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,485
[whoosh]
284
00:12:32,519 --> 00:12:34,321
- [gasps]
NO!
285
00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:36,824
[wind picks up]
- [screams]
286
00:12:36,857 --> 00:12:38,926
[screams]
287
00:12:38,959 --> 00:12:39,827
OOF!
288
00:12:39,860 --> 00:12:41,094
- [rattles]
289
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,833
- GRAB HOLD OF MY LEGS!
290
00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:48,836
- [grunting]
291
00:12:48,869 --> 00:12:52,405
[screams]
292
00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:55,008
[all yell, grunt]
293
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:58,411
- THE LADIES OF THE SHADE!
- WOW.
294
00:12:58,445 --> 00:13:01,148
- IF WE STORM IN THERE,
WE'LL NEVER FIND THE CHALICE.
295
00:13:01,181 --> 00:13:04,017
- I THINK I KNOW A LADY
WHO CAN HELP US.
296
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,585
TAKE US DOWN.
297
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:07,120
[thud]
- OOH!
298
00:13:15,395 --> 00:13:16,864
- [sniff sniff]
299
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:21,168
HALT, WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
300
00:13:21,201 --> 00:13:24,872
- [high-pitched]
HELLO!
301
00:13:24,872 --> 00:13:27,908
- THIS'LL NEVER WORK.
302
00:13:27,941 --> 00:13:28,876
- HELLO!
303
00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,277
- OKAY, MAYBE ONCE.
304
00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:33,213
- I'M JUST
A WANDERING PARASOL LADY
305
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:35,282
HOPING TO JOIN
THE LADIES OF THE SHADE
306
00:13:35,315 --> 00:13:39,286
WITH ITS MERRIMENT
AND FANCIFUL DANCING SKILLS.
307
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:43,556
- HMM, I'VE NEVER SEEN A PARASOL
LADY QUITE LIKE YOU BEFORE.
308
00:13:43,590 --> 00:13:45,893
- [giggles]
THANK YOU.
309
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:48,461
- FINALLY, A LADY MY SIZE.
310
00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:50,397
- [giggles]
YOU'RE SILLY.
311
00:13:50,430 --> 00:13:52,565
- OW.
- OW.
312
00:13:52,599 --> 00:13:54,201
- VERY SILLY.
[thud, smack]
313
00:13:54,234 --> 00:13:58,939
SILLY, SILLY, SILLY, SILLY...
314
00:13:58,972 --> 00:13:59,940
SILLY!
[smack]
315
00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,074
- HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
316
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:03,576
- [regular voice]
SORRY, NO CAN DO.
317
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:04,978
- OOH!
318
00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:06,313
[thud]
AH!
319
00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:09,016
[doors creak]
320
00:14:09,049 --> 00:14:11,418
- WHOA, THAT WAS AWESOME.
321
00:14:11,451 --> 00:14:13,987
WE'RE LIKE A DYNAMIC DUO,
ONLY WITH THREE.
322
00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:16,356
WHO FIGHT EVIL.
AND PRETEND TO BE A LADY.
323
00:14:16,389 --> 00:14:18,291
- I'M NOT SURE
I FOLLOWED ALL THAT.
324
00:14:19,426 --> 00:14:22,395
[sneaky music]
325
00:14:22,429 --> 00:14:27,034
*
326
00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:28,435
- [high-pitched]
HELLO.
327
00:14:28,468 --> 00:14:29,502
OH, HI.
328
00:14:29,536 --> 00:14:30,437
HI THERE.
HELLO.
329
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:33,040
[giggles]
OH, HI.
330
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,007
OH, I LOVE YOUR SHIRT.
331
00:14:34,041 --> 00:14:36,276
[giggles]
HELLO.
332
00:14:36,309 --> 00:14:38,511
THEY'RE BUYING IT,
THEY'RE BUYING IT.
333
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,014
I'M A PRETTY SPECIAL LADY.
HEE HEE HEE.
334
00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:42,249
[high-pitched]
HELLO, LADIES.
335
00:14:42,282 --> 00:14:43,250
HELLO--
[gasps]
336
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,585
THERE'S SONG!
337
00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,454
- PO, WE'VE GOTTA
FIND THE CHALICE.
338
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:51,358
- SHE GAVE ME AN OWIE
ON MY HEART!
339
00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:53,260
- PO!
340
00:14:53,293 --> 00:14:55,095
both:
HERE FOR YOU PEDICURE?
341
00:14:55,128 --> 00:14:56,529
- A PEDICURE?
342
00:14:56,563 --> 00:15:02,102
THAT SOUNDS HORRIBL--HOO
HOO THAT'S NICE.
343
00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:03,971
- WOW, LOOK AT HER TOENAILS.
344
00:15:04,004 --> 00:15:06,606
I'VE NEVER SEEN FEET
THIS MANGLED BEFORE.
345
00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,976
- UGH, MY FEET!
346
00:15:09,009 --> 00:15:11,078
WE JUST WALKED BACK
FROM THE VALLEY OF PEACE.
347
00:15:11,111 --> 00:15:15,615
- AHEM, EXCUSE ME, BUT HOW
WAS THE VALLEY OF PEACE?
348
00:15:15,648 --> 00:15:18,251
- OH, IT WAS, UH...
349
00:15:18,285 --> 00:15:19,719
- FUN?
SUCCESSFUL?
350
00:15:19,752 --> 00:15:21,254
DID YOU MEET ANYONE THERE?
351
00:15:21,288 --> 00:15:22,489
LIKE MAYBE SOMEONE WHO YOU
352
00:15:22,522 --> 00:15:23,991
[normal voice]
BECAME FRIENDS WITH
353
00:15:24,024 --> 00:15:25,658
AND THEN
DECIDED TO TRICK AND LIKE
354
00:15:25,692 --> 00:15:27,727
TOTALLY DECEIVE THEM
AND MAKE THEM FEEL BAD
355
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,130
AFTER THEY GAVE YOU
A BUTT SHAPED LIKE A HEART?
356
00:15:30,163 --> 00:15:32,165
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN I--PO?!
357
00:15:32,199 --> 00:15:33,400
- NO, UH...
358
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,668
[high-pitched]
NO, PO? [giggles]
359
00:15:35,702 --> 00:15:37,037
WHO'S PO?
360
00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:40,107
I MEAN,
I, UM, STEPPING AWAY.
361
00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,108
- PO!
362
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,275
[thud]
363
00:15:42,309 --> 00:15:43,676
- OOF!
364
00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,014
- SU.
365
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,515
- YOU KNOW MY NAME?
366
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:52,419
- WHO...WHO...
WHO DOESN'T KNOW OF SU
367
00:15:52,452 --> 00:15:56,523
AND HER AMAZING PARASOL DANCING?
[giggles]
368
00:15:56,556 --> 00:15:59,059
I'M LING LING-A...
MING-A LING LING.
369
00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:00,060
- NICE.
370
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,094
- HERE TO...
371
00:16:01,128 --> 00:16:04,097
- YES?
372
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,033
- UH...
373
00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:07,534
DANCE FOR YOU!
374
00:16:07,567 --> 00:16:09,169
- WONDERFUL!
375
00:16:09,202 --> 00:16:11,038
AND DANCE YOU WILL.
376
00:16:11,071 --> 00:16:12,372
MUSIC!
[claps]
377
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,373
[gong rings]
378
00:16:13,406 --> 00:16:16,376
[fast-paced music]
379
00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:24,417
*
380
00:16:24,584 --> 00:16:27,054
- HUH.
SHE'S LIGHT ON HER FEET.
381
00:16:27,054 --> 00:16:28,055
- WHO KNEW?
382
00:16:28,055 --> 00:16:31,058
[applause]
383
00:16:37,097 --> 00:16:38,565
- [whispers] OKAY, I GOT 'EM
WHERE I WANT 'EM.
384
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,167
I'M GONNA DANCE
OVER BY THE CHALICE.
385
00:16:40,200 --> 00:16:43,070
VIPER, GRAB IT, THEN CRANE,
GRAB VIPER AND TAKE OFF.
386
00:16:43,103 --> 00:16:44,637
- WHAT ABOUT YOU?
- I'LL DISTRACT THEM
387
00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:46,206
SO THAT
YOU GUYS CAN GET OUT.
388
00:16:46,239 --> 00:16:48,208
THEN WE'LL MEET UP LATER.
389
00:16:48,241 --> 00:16:51,078
[music continues]
390
00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:52,079
OH!
391
00:16:52,112 --> 00:16:53,513
- I THINK I MIGHT KNOW YOU...
392
00:16:53,546 --> 00:16:55,215
DRAGON WARRIOR.
393
00:16:55,248 --> 00:16:58,185
- VIPER, CRANE, GO!
394
00:17:02,622 --> 00:17:03,823
- HA!
395
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:08,128
- [combat yells]
396
00:17:08,161 --> 00:17:09,096
[thunk]
OOF!
397
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:09,896
UGH.
398
00:17:09,929 --> 00:17:13,133
OH, UH...
[laughs] THAT WAS QUICK.
399
00:17:13,166 --> 00:17:16,503
I WAS THINKING
A LITTLE BIGGER FINISH.
400
00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:17,470
[blades clink]
401
00:17:23,110 --> 00:17:26,279
both: YOU'LL NEVER
GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE!
402
00:17:26,313 --> 00:17:28,115
- OH, YES, I WILL.
403
00:17:28,115 --> 00:17:30,183
BECAUSE I'M LIKE
NOTHING YOU'VE EVER SEEN.
404
00:17:30,217 --> 00:17:34,354
I'M THE DRAGON WA--
[yells in pain]
405
00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:36,289
I JUST STUBBED MY
LITTLE PIGGY WHO STAYS HOME.
406
00:17:36,323 --> 00:17:38,158
[all yell]
407
00:17:38,191 --> 00:17:39,292
- THEY GOT PO.
408
00:17:39,326 --> 00:17:40,427
- HE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
409
00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:44,131
WE NEED TO GET
THE CHALICE OUT FIRST.
410
00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:45,132
- HIZAH!
411
00:17:52,172 --> 00:17:53,140
- AH!
412
00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:54,707
[screams]
413
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,143
- [grunts]
414
00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,210
HA!
415
00:17:57,244 --> 00:17:59,312
COME ON.
NOTHING'S GONNA SURPRISE ME.
416
00:17:59,346 --> 00:18:01,281
- [crash]
- AH!
417
00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:03,316
- EXCEPT MAYBE THAT.
418
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,317
[chalice clangs]
419
00:18:04,351 --> 00:18:05,385
- THE CHALICE!
420
00:18:05,418 --> 00:18:07,254
all: AH!
- [yells]
421
00:18:09,522 --> 00:18:10,823
[chalice jingles]
422
00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:11,824
[thunk]
423
00:18:11,858 --> 00:18:14,161
- [rattles]
- HA!
424
00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:15,695
- LET'S DANCE.
425
00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,571
[all scream]
426
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:25,505
WA!
427
00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:29,342
WHERE'S THE CHALICE?
428
00:18:29,376 --> 00:18:31,678
- VIPER'S GOT IT.
429
00:18:31,711 --> 00:18:32,679
- THAT IS SO COOL.
430
00:18:32,712 --> 00:18:34,814
- SHE HAS THE CHALICE.
431
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,318
- [yells]
432
00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:43,190
- YOU GUYS GO.
433
00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,757
MEET ME AT THE CANYON.
434
00:18:44,791 --> 00:18:45,858
HA!
435
00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,227
PARDON.
436
00:18:48,261 --> 00:18:49,196
[smash]
OOF!
437
00:18:52,265 --> 00:18:53,866
WHOA, TINY PARASOLS.
COOL.
438
00:18:53,900 --> 00:18:56,503
[parasols whistle]
AH, OH, EEE...
439
00:18:56,536 --> 00:18:57,704
UH, NOT COOL.
440
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:02,842
- YAH!
441
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:04,377
- SONG, YOU'RE HERE!
442
00:19:04,411 --> 00:19:06,246
- I HEARD YOU COULD
USE A FRIEND.
443
00:19:12,319 --> 00:19:14,254
all: [combat yells]
444
00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:16,223
- COME ON!
445
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,324
- OOF!
446
00:19:17,357 --> 00:19:18,658
- WHAT DO YOU
THINK YOU'RE DOING?
447
00:19:18,691 --> 00:19:22,262
- WELL, YOU'RE EVIL,
SO WE'RE ESCAPING.
448
00:19:22,295 --> 00:19:24,231
- YOU'LL HAVE
TO GET PAST ME FIRST.
449
00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,265
- THAT'S EASY.
450
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,700
ONE OF YOU, TWO OF US.
451
00:19:27,734 --> 00:19:29,669
AH!
452
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:34,707
AND HUNDREDS OF THEM.
453
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:36,476
- WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
454
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:39,346
- [cracks neck]
455
00:19:39,379 --> 00:19:40,447
RUN!
456
00:19:42,682 --> 00:19:43,650
AH!
457
00:19:43,683 --> 00:19:45,885
[grunts]
458
00:19:45,918 --> 00:19:49,856
[all yell]
459
00:19:52,024 --> 00:19:53,726
- PO, HEADS!
460
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:55,262
LET'S GO.
461
00:19:57,297 --> 00:20:00,400
[all yelling]
462
00:20:00,433 --> 00:20:02,769
- THE WIND.
463
00:20:02,802 --> 00:20:04,904
[wind whistling]
464
00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,439
THAT'S IT, THE WIND!
465
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:09,409
- PO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
466
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,443
- TRUST ME.
467
00:20:10,477 --> 00:20:13,446
AND CLOSE YOUR UMBRELLA.
468
00:20:15,582 --> 00:20:16,583
- HA!
469
00:20:16,616 --> 00:20:17,584
[whooshing]
470
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:19,886
[all scream]
471
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:23,423
[smack]
472
00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:29,796
- [growls]
473
00:20:29,829 --> 00:20:32,932
SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY
YOU AND I
474
00:20:32,965 --> 00:20:34,967
HEAD BACK
TO THE VALLEY OF PEACE, HMM?
475
00:20:35,001 --> 00:20:38,471
- ACTUALLY, I WAS THINKING
THE LADIES NEED A NEW LEADER.
476
00:20:38,505 --> 00:20:40,407
SOMEONE THAT CAN GET
THEM AWAY FROM A LIFE
477
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,809
OF THIEVERY
AND INTO HONEST WORK.
478
00:20:42,842 --> 00:20:44,877
- [chuckles]
WELL, I'D LOVE TO.
479
00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:48,381
BUT I GOT A LOT ON MY PLATE
RIGHT NOW AS THE DRAGON WARRIOR.
480
00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:49,882
- I WAS TALKING ABOUT ME.
481
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,818
- OH, UH, YEAH.
482
00:20:51,851 --> 00:20:53,920
[laughs] THAT MAKES
A LOT MORE SENSE.
483
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:55,288
YOU'D BE PERFECT.
484
00:20:55,322 --> 00:20:57,657
[wind howls]
485
00:20:57,690 --> 00:20:59,992
- SOUNDS LIKE MY RIDE'S HERE.
486
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:02,462
- YEAH.
[chuckles]
487
00:21:02,495 --> 00:21:05,432
I UH, HAVE
A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR YOU.
488
00:21:05,465 --> 00:21:07,834
- I WILL ALWAYS TREASURE IT.
489
00:21:07,867 --> 00:21:09,068
- IT'S MY BUTT.
490
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:11,003
- I KNOW.
[kiss]
491
00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:15,942
GOOD-BYE, PO!
492
00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,747
- WE DID IT!
493
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:23,082
WE GOT THE DRAGON CHALICE BACK.
494
00:21:23,115 --> 00:21:24,083
- PO!
495
00:21:24,116 --> 00:21:25,452
- UH, MASTER SHIFU.
496
00:21:25,485 --> 00:21:26,453
[chuckles]
YOU'RE BACK.
497
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:29,088
- YES, AND TRYING
TO REST FROM THE JOURNEY.
498
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:30,823
PLEASE LOWER YOUR VOICE.
499
00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,659
HAS ANYONE SEEN
THE DRAGON CHALICE?
500
00:21:32,692 --> 00:21:34,026
I HAVE A CEREMONY COMING UP.
501
00:21:34,060 --> 00:21:37,497
- UH...SHOOTING STAR!
502
00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:40,767
OH, UH, IS THIS THE CHALICE
YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?
503
00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:42,502
- YES...
504
00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:45,004
IS THAT LIPSTICK?
505
00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,373
- LIP--LIPSTICK?
506
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:48,107
WHA-[laughs]
507
00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,642
AW, WHO USES LIPSTICK?
508
00:21:49,676 --> 00:21:51,778
A GIRL, THAT'S WHO,
AND THERE'S NONE OF THOSE HERE.
509
00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:53,012
[knuckles crack]
510
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:56,816
- ENJOY YOUR DRAGON CHALICE,
MASTER SHIFU.
511
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:02,121
[broom drops]
512
00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,023
- HMM.
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