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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,435 --> 00:00:04,638 - [grunts] 2 00:00:04,672 --> 00:00:08,709 - AND NOW, DREAMWORKS' KUNG FU PANDA: 3 00:00:08,742 --> 00:00:12,113 LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS. 4 00:00:12,146 --> 00:00:15,116 - * HEAR THE LEGENDS OF THE KUNG FU PANDA! * 5 00:00:15,149 --> 00:00:18,152 * DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO DOO-BOM DOO BOOM-BOOM! * 6 00:00:18,186 --> 00:00:20,054 * RAISED IN A NOODLE SHOP 7 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:21,755 * NEVER SEEKING GLORY OR FAME * 8 00:00:21,789 --> 00:00:22,690 * HE CLIMBED THE MOUNTAIN TOP * 9 00:00:22,723 --> 00:00:25,259 * AND EARNED THE DRAGON WARRIOR NAME * 10 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:26,660 HOO! AAH! YA! 11 00:00:26,694 --> 00:00:28,396 * KUNG FU PANDA! 12 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:31,232 * DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO- SHO-BOM, DOOM-DOOM-DOOM! * 13 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:34,535 * MASTER SHIFU SAW THE WARRIOR BLOSSOM * 14 00:00:34,568 --> 00:00:38,072 * AND MASTER THE SKILLS OF BODACIOUS AND AWESOME! * 15 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:40,141 * KUNG FU PANDA! 16 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:42,843 * DOO-DOO-DOO-DOO- DOOM-DOOM-DOOM-DOOM! * 17 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:43,711 * HE LIVES AND HE TRAINS * 18 00:00:43,744 --> 00:00:46,614 * AND HE FIGHTS WITH THE FURIOUS FIVE * 19 00:00:46,647 --> 00:00:48,349 * PROTECT THE VALLEY SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' * 20 00:00:48,382 --> 00:00:49,617 * SOMETHIN' SOMETHIN' ALIVE! 21 00:00:49,650 --> 00:00:51,119 OOH! AH! UNH! 22 00:00:51,152 --> 00:00:52,120 * KUNG 23 00:00:52,153 --> 00:00:53,121 * FU 24 00:00:53,154 --> 00:00:54,222 * PANDAAAAAA 25 00:00:54,255 --> 00:00:56,257 * LEGENDS OF AWESOMENESS 26 00:00:56,290 --> 00:00:57,491 - SWEET. 27 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:02,730 [traditional Chinese music] 28 00:01:02,763 --> 00:01:08,302 * 29 00:01:08,336 --> 00:01:13,141 [eating, chewing] 30 00:01:13,174 --> 00:01:15,409 - NOW! MAKE WAY, GENTS. 31 00:01:15,443 --> 00:01:18,712 TIME TO START READING THE SACRED SCROLLS. 32 00:01:18,746 --> 00:01:21,549 OH! FINALLY I GET TO LEARN THE GOOD STUFF! 33 00:01:21,582 --> 00:01:23,784 SECRET MOVES, MAGIC DEFENSES... 34 00:01:23,817 --> 00:01:28,256 NOW, SCROLL NUMBER ONE. 35 00:01:28,289 --> 00:01:29,823 HOW TO MAKE TEA? 36 00:01:29,857 --> 00:01:32,160 OOOH! 37 00:01:32,193 --> 00:01:33,494 OH, YOU GONNA EAT THAT? 38 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:34,828 - YES--HEY! 39 00:01:34,862 --> 00:01:36,230 GET YOUR OWN. 40 00:01:36,264 --> 00:01:38,766 - M-MONKEY, MM--I'M DOING YOU A FAVOR. 41 00:01:38,799 --> 00:01:41,469 CHEEKS ARE LOOKING A LITTLE JOWLY. 42 00:01:41,502 --> 00:01:42,603 - [growls] 43 00:01:42,636 --> 00:01:44,905 - OH, I CAN'T READ ABOUT TEA ALL DAY! 44 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:47,275 MAYBE I COULD JUST SKIP AHEAD A SCROLL OR TWO. 45 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:49,343 OOH! SCROLL NUMBER 23. 46 00:01:49,377 --> 00:01:51,679 MASTERING THE EYE GOUGE! 47 00:01:51,712 --> 00:01:53,281 - MM-HM-HMM. 48 00:01:53,314 --> 00:01:55,183 - PO. 49 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:58,286 THE SACRED SCROLLS MUST BE READ IN THE PROPER ORDER. 50 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,354 - CAN'T I JUST SKIP TO, YOU KNOW, NUMBER 50? 51 00:02:00,388 --> 00:02:02,190 INVISIBLE SNEAK ATTACKS... 52 00:02:02,223 --> 00:02:03,757 WITH YOUR MIND? 53 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,293 - OF COURSE NOT. 54 00:02:05,326 --> 00:02:07,595 YOU NEED THE KNOWLEDGE IN SCROLLS 1 THROUGH 49 55 00:02:07,628 --> 00:02:10,431 TO UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE OF 50. 56 00:02:10,464 --> 00:02:13,701 HOW ABOUT I SKIM 1 THROUGH 49, HUH? 57 00:02:13,734 --> 00:02:14,702 - NO. - AGH! 58 00:02:14,735 --> 00:02:16,337 - YOU WILL TAKE THESE SCROLLS TO THE LIBRARY, 59 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:18,506 AND READ THEM ALL, START TO FINISH. 60 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,308 WITHOUT DISTRACTIONS! 61 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,842 NO SKIPPING, NO SKIMMING. 62 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:23,544 NO SHORTCUTS. 63 00:02:23,577 --> 00:02:25,779 - UM, DON'T YOU THINK THAT'LL KINDA, YOU KNOW-- 64 00:02:25,813 --> 00:02:28,316 [chuckles] TAKE ALL THE FUN OUT OF IT? 65 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:30,218 - YES. 66 00:02:30,251 --> 00:02:32,220 - AWW. 67 00:02:32,253 --> 00:02:36,324 - [laughs] OH, YES, AND WHEN WE STORMED OFF 68 00:02:36,357 --> 00:02:37,325 IN MY CONTRAPTION, 69 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:41,229 IT SENT A CLEAR MESSAGE TO THOSE SPASMODIC GOONS 70 00:02:41,229 --> 00:02:42,396 AT THE JADE PALACE. 71 00:02:42,430 --> 00:02:46,567 MECHANICAL ALWAYS BEATS KUNG FU! 72 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,236 - WE LOST THAT BATTLE. 73 00:02:48,236 --> 00:02:51,239 - CORRECTION. 74 00:02:51,239 --> 00:02:53,374 SEEMS LIKE WE LOST. 75 00:02:53,407 --> 00:02:55,243 DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES? 76 00:02:55,243 --> 00:02:58,379 - NO, BECAUSE WE WERE RUNNING AWAY. 77 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,513 - WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE LOOKED, 78 00:02:59,547 --> 00:03:01,682 BECAUSE THEY WERE UTTERLY TERRIFIED. 79 00:03:01,715 --> 00:03:03,251 THAT WAS THE VICTORY. 80 00:03:03,251 --> 00:03:08,689 THEY WILL NEVER AGAIN TOY WITH THE FURY OF TAOTIE! 81 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,658 OOH! THE MAIL! 82 00:03:10,691 --> 00:03:11,492 AH-HA! 83 00:03:11,525 --> 00:03:13,661 THE JADE PALACE, WHAT DID I TELL YOU? 84 00:03:13,694 --> 00:03:14,762 - [slurping drink] 85 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:18,999 - A BILL FOR THE DESTRUCTION OF THE TRAINING HALL? 86 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,568 A BILL! 87 00:03:20,601 --> 00:03:25,273 ENOUGH OF YOUR PETTY HUMILIATIONS, SHIFU AND FRIENDS! 88 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:28,709 I'LL MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU WERE EVER BORN! 89 00:03:28,742 --> 00:03:30,311 RUE! 90 00:03:30,344 --> 00:03:31,379 DO YOU HEAR ME? 91 00:03:31,412 --> 00:03:34,382 RUE! 92 00:03:34,415 --> 00:03:38,386 - DAD, THEY'RE, LIKE, FOUR MILES AWAY. 93 00:03:41,289 --> 00:03:43,291 - BESIDES TEA, HERBS CAN BE USED 94 00:03:43,291 --> 00:03:46,394 TO MAKE TINY DECORATIVE SCENTED SOAPS. 95 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:49,297 TINY DECORATIVE SCENTED SOAPS. 96 00:03:49,330 --> 00:03:50,163 WOW. 97 00:03:50,197 --> 00:03:52,700 THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST EXCITING THING 98 00:03:52,733 --> 00:03:55,303 I'VE EVER LEARNED! 99 00:03:55,303 --> 00:03:56,370 NOPE, CAN'T FAKE IT. 100 00:03:56,404 --> 00:03:59,307 STILL BORING. 101 00:03:59,307 --> 00:04:00,908 [gasps] 102 00:04:00,941 --> 00:04:04,578 THIS LOOKS AWESOME. 103 00:04:10,484 --> 00:04:12,420 SO THAT'S HOW YOU BLOCK THE FISTS OF FURY. 104 00:04:12,453 --> 00:04:13,887 [gasps] OH! 105 00:04:13,921 --> 00:04:16,657 YOU CAN DO THAT WITH CHOP STICKS? 106 00:04:16,690 --> 00:04:17,458 [gasps] 107 00:04:17,491 --> 00:04:20,328 "THE FLUTTERING FINGER MIND SLIP. 108 00:04:20,328 --> 00:04:23,431 "IF DONE CORRECTLY, ERASES THE SHORT-TERM MEMORY 109 00:04:23,464 --> 00:04:24,898 OF ITS VICTIM." 110 00:04:24,932 --> 00:04:26,734 SWIRL TO THE LEFT, 111 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,336 SWIRL TO THE RIGHT, 112 00:04:28,369 --> 00:04:30,504 FLUTTER THE FINGERS IN A TWISTING MOTION AND... 113 00:04:30,538 --> 00:04:32,940 [shimmering tone] 114 00:04:32,973 --> 00:04:37,778 AH... 115 00:04:37,811 --> 00:04:40,448 THIS CAN'T BE GOOD. 116 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,350 - OH, HEY, PO, I CAME TO TELL YOU THAT, 117 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:44,752 UH, THAT...UH... 118 00:04:44,785 --> 00:04:47,488 HUH, I CAN'T REMEMBER. 119 00:04:47,521 --> 00:04:50,824 MUST NOT HAVE BEEN IMPORTANT. 120 00:04:50,858 --> 00:04:53,361 - WHOA. 121 00:04:53,394 --> 00:04:55,363 - PO, IT'S YOUR TURN TO SWEEP THE BARRACKS. 122 00:04:55,363 --> 00:04:56,364 AND THIS TIME, 123 00:04:56,364 --> 00:04:59,032 DON'T JUST WAIT FOR THE WIND. 124 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:01,702 I COUGHED UP DUST FOR WEEKS AND... 125 00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:02,870 EH... 126 00:05:02,903 --> 00:05:03,937 WHAT WAS I SAYING? 127 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:07,508 - YOU WERE SAYING THAT YOU REALLY WANTED TO SWEEP 128 00:05:07,541 --> 00:05:08,942 EVEN THOUGH IT'S MY TURN, HEH. 129 00:05:08,976 --> 00:05:10,378 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 130 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:11,845 I'M GONNA LET YOU DO IT. 131 00:05:11,879 --> 00:05:13,046 SINCE YOU'RE A PAL. 132 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,015 - WOW, THANKS, THAT'S REALLY NICE OF YOU 133 00:05:15,048 --> 00:05:19,119 TO LET ME SWEEP. 134 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,688 - THIS REALLY WORKS. 135 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:34,001 - PO, DON'T BE LAZY. 136 00:05:34,034 --> 00:05:35,202 YOU'RE THE DRAGON WARRIOR, 137 00:05:35,235 --> 00:05:38,406 THE TITLE CARRIES GREAT HONOR AND GREAT RESPONSIBILI... 138 00:05:38,439 --> 00:05:39,573 [shimmering tone] 139 00:05:39,607 --> 00:05:40,908 TY. 140 00:05:40,941 --> 00:05:43,544 WHAT WAS I SAYING? - UH, TEA. 141 00:05:43,577 --> 00:05:45,413 YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA MAKE YOURSELF SOME TEA. 142 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:48,048 AND YOU ASKED IF I'D LIKE SOME TOO. 143 00:05:48,081 --> 00:05:50,818 - OOH-KAY. 144 00:05:50,851 --> 00:05:53,821 TIGRESS IS MAKING ME TEA. - WITH HONEY? 145 00:05:53,854 --> 00:05:55,756 - SURPRISE ME. 146 00:05:55,789 --> 00:05:57,157 - HUAH! 147 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,660 WOAH! HUA-DAH! 148 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:01,161 SHO-BAH! DAH! 149 00:06:01,194 --> 00:06:03,831 HUIT! HUA! 150 00:06:03,864 --> 00:06:04,898 HUA! 151 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:06,166 [sword clattering] 152 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:07,835 AW, PO! 153 00:06:07,868 --> 00:06:10,003 - YEAH? 154 00:06:10,037 --> 00:06:11,905 - WERE YOU PLAYING WITH MY SWORD AGAIN? 155 00:06:11,939 --> 00:06:13,173 [shimmering tone] 156 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:17,044 - WHOA, MONKEY, YOU BROKE YOUR SWORD. 157 00:06:17,077 --> 00:06:18,912 OH, I GUESS I... 158 00:06:18,946 --> 00:06:22,450 YEAH, I BROKE MY SWORD. 159 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:24,485 WELL, SEE YOU AT LUNCH. 160 00:06:24,518 --> 00:06:26,687 - THIS IS SO COOL. 161 00:06:26,720 --> 00:06:29,122 - PO, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU 162 00:06:29,156 --> 00:06:31,892 NOT TO USE MY BO STAFF AS A TOOTHPICK? 163 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:34,462 [shimmering tone] 164 00:06:34,495 --> 00:06:36,597 I, UH, FOUND YOUR BO STAFF FOR YOU. 165 00:06:36,630 --> 00:06:38,932 - OH, THANK YOU. 166 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,934 - PO, WERE YOU--? [shimmering tone] 167 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:42,470 - ARE YOU--? [shimmering tone] 168 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,472 - HAVE YOU--? [shimmering tone] 169 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:46,106 - DID YOU--? [shimmering tone] 170 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:51,579 [shimmering tones] 171 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:53,947 - HA! THIS IS SO GREAT. 172 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:57,818 THEY CAN'T BLAME THEIR BELOVED PANDA FOR ANYTHING. 173 00:06:57,851 --> 00:07:01,489 HEY, EVERYBODY. 174 00:07:01,489 --> 00:07:03,624 - HMPH. - [hisses] 175 00:07:03,657 --> 00:07:04,492 - HIYAAY! 176 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,226 - WHO ARE YOU? - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 177 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:07,928 - STATE YOUR NAME AND YOUR BUSINESS! 178 00:07:07,961 --> 00:07:08,996 - PO? PANDA? 179 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:10,598 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN OUR BARRACKS? 180 00:07:10,631 --> 00:07:11,599 - WHAT ARE YOU--? 181 00:07:11,632 --> 00:07:13,501 IT'S ME, PO! 182 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:14,802 [loud punches] - OOH! OOH! AAGH! 183 00:07:14,835 --> 00:07:17,070 UNH. - TAKE THAT, ME-PO! 184 00:07:17,104 --> 00:07:18,506 - VIPER! 185 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:19,372 - COME ON, GUYS. 186 00:07:19,406 --> 00:07:21,509 LOOKS LIKE THIS STRANGER WANTS TO RUMBLE. 187 00:07:21,509 --> 00:07:25,145 - WAIT, NO! 188 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:31,552 - INTRUDER! 189 00:07:31,585 --> 00:07:32,820 - WHOA! 190 00:07:32,853 --> 00:07:34,522 HUNH! HA! HO! 191 00:07:34,555 --> 00:07:35,523 HUAH! 192 00:07:35,556 --> 00:07:36,524 HEY, I'M PO! 193 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:39,092 WE'RE FRIENDS! YOU KNOW, THE DRAGON WARRIOR? 194 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,528 - DON'T BE RIDICULOUS! - OOH! 195 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:43,263 - OOGWAY HASN'T CHOSEN A DRAGON WARRIOR YET. 196 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:44,798 - AND IF HE DID IT WOULD BE ONE OF US, 197 00:07:44,832 --> 00:07:46,166 NOT SOME FLABBY PANDA. 198 00:07:46,199 --> 00:07:48,536 - HEY, HEY, HEY! - HUH! 199 00:07:48,569 --> 00:07:51,639 - YEAH? WELL, THE UNIVERSE IS FUNNY THAT WAY--HUAH! 200 00:07:51,672 --> 00:07:52,640 - HYAH! - UNH! 201 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,642 - WAAA! - WUAH! 202 00:07:54,675 --> 00:07:56,143 OOF! 203 00:07:56,176 --> 00:07:57,945 - UNH! 204 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,680 - OOH! - UGH! 205 00:07:59,713 --> 00:08:01,181 - OH! 206 00:08:01,214 --> 00:08:02,182 HUNH! 207 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,551 - [hissing, biting] 208 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:05,018 - OW! - HYAH! 209 00:08:05,052 --> 00:08:06,687 OOF! 210 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:07,688 - HUNH! - OOH! 211 00:08:07,721 --> 00:08:08,856 - UNH! - YAAA! 212 00:08:08,889 --> 00:08:09,990 - WAAH! 213 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:11,659 - WHOA, WHERE'D THIS GUY COME FROM? 214 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,561 HE'S GOT SOME SERIOUS SKILLS! 215 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:14,695 - MANTIS, IT'S PO. 216 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,196 PO! PO! PO! - UNH! 217 00:08:16,229 --> 00:08:18,566 - FUNNY, LOVEABLE, SHARP DRESSER--NOTHING? 218 00:08:18,599 --> 00:08:20,668 - HAAH! - OW! TIGRESS, WE'RE FRIENDS! 219 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:21,902 YOU DON'T ATTACK ME. 220 00:08:21,935 --> 00:08:23,804 - THEN WHY DOES IT FEEL SO RIGHT? 221 00:08:23,837 --> 00:08:25,305 - WELL, YOU USUALLY WANT TO ATTACK ME, 222 00:08:25,338 --> 00:08:26,974 BUT YOU HOLD BACK! 223 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,576 - YOU CAN'T TAKE ALL OF US AT ONCE. 224 00:08:28,609 --> 00:08:29,877 ON THREE...ONE... 225 00:08:29,910 --> 00:08:31,044 - WAIT. - TWO. 226 00:08:31,078 --> 00:08:32,045 - DON'T! - THREE! 227 00:08:32,079 --> 00:08:33,046 - HYAH! 228 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:36,984 [shimmering tones] 229 00:08:37,017 --> 00:08:38,586 - UNH! 230 00:08:38,586 --> 00:08:43,591 [painful groans] 231 00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:47,895 - HEY, YOU, WITH THE, UH, FACE. 232 00:08:47,928 --> 00:08:49,597 DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? 233 00:08:49,630 --> 00:08:51,599 - NO IDEA. 234 00:08:51,599 --> 00:08:54,602 WAIT, COULD YOU BE MONKEY? 235 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:55,603 - NO. 236 00:08:55,603 --> 00:08:58,639 I AM A MONKEY, SO OBVIOUSLY 237 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:00,741 MY NAME CAN'T BE MONKEY, RIGHT? 238 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:02,843 - OH, MY GOSH, WHERE ARE MY LEGS? 239 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:05,713 - CALM DOWN, I THINK YOU'RE A SNAKE. 240 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:06,714 - OH. 241 00:09:06,747 --> 00:09:08,015 OH, MY GOSH, I'M A SNAKE. 242 00:09:08,048 --> 00:09:09,783 - I COULDN'T STAND IT IF MY NAME WERE JUST 243 00:09:09,817 --> 00:09:11,351 WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL I AM. 244 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:14,187 I NEED A NAME WITH REAL PANACHE. 245 00:09:14,221 --> 00:09:15,689 - OOH, HOW ABOUT... 246 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:16,690 BUNNY... 247 00:09:16,724 --> 00:09:18,191 CUP... 248 00:09:18,225 --> 00:09:20,293 HAT? DOES THAT MEAN ANYTHING? 249 00:09:20,327 --> 00:09:24,064 ARE THOSE REAL WORDS? 250 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:25,633 - AAH! NOT GOOD, NOT GOOD! 251 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:27,701 THIS IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER DONE! 252 00:09:27,735 --> 00:09:29,069 WELL, TOP FIVE. 253 00:09:29,102 --> 00:09:30,638 I GOTTA MAKE THEM REMEMBER ME 254 00:09:30,671 --> 00:09:32,773 OR I'M GONNA LOSE MY FRIENDS FOREVER! 255 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:33,907 WHERE DID I PUT THAT SCROLL? 256 00:09:33,941 --> 00:09:35,142 NOPE...GROCERY LIST. 257 00:09:35,175 --> 00:09:36,376 NO, NO... 258 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,377 OOH... 259 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:38,779 SPICY BROTH NOODLE RECIPE. 260 00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,748 FOCUS, PO, FOCUS! 261 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:43,751 NOPE, NOPE, WHERE IS IT? 262 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:45,285 - HOW IS THE STUDYING COMING, PANDA? 263 00:09:45,318 --> 00:09:48,288 HAVE YOU LEARNED ANYTHING NEW? 264 00:09:48,321 --> 00:09:49,723 - UH, ABOUT THAT. 265 00:09:49,757 --> 00:09:53,093 [chuckles] SO, UH, IT'S POSSIBLE, MAYBE, 266 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:54,795 THAT I MIGHT HAVE, UH... 267 00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:56,129 - YES? - UH, SORTA... 268 00:09:56,163 --> 00:09:57,297 - YES? 269 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:59,132 - ACCIDENTALLY... 270 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:00,634 USED THE FLUTTERING FINGER MINDSLIP 271 00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:01,935 A FEW DOZEN TIMES ON THE FURIOUS FIVE 272 00:10:01,969 --> 00:10:03,403 AND NOW THEY DON'T REMEMBER ME OR ANYTHING! 273 00:10:03,436 --> 00:10:04,471 - WHAT? 274 00:10:04,504 --> 00:10:07,808 - AND I THINK I LOST THE SCROLL I LEARNED IT FROM. 275 00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,677 - DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS? 276 00:10:09,710 --> 00:10:10,778 [shimmering tone] 277 00:10:10,811 --> 00:10:11,679 - PO! 278 00:10:11,712 --> 00:10:12,680 [shimmering tone] - DAAH! 279 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:13,847 UH...UH...I'M SO SORRY. 280 00:10:13,881 --> 00:10:14,982 I DIDN'T MEAN TO DO THAT. 281 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:16,650 IT WAS ALL REFLEX-Y. 282 00:10:16,684 --> 00:10:17,651 [cane rattling on floor] 283 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:18,652 UH... 284 00:10:18,686 --> 00:10:19,753 HEY, SHIFU. 285 00:10:19,787 --> 00:10:22,289 HOW'S IT, UH... 286 00:10:22,322 --> 00:10:25,258 SO TO SUM UP, I JUST TOLD YOU 287 00:10:25,292 --> 00:10:26,694 I ERASED THE FIVE'S MEMORY 288 00:10:26,727 --> 00:10:27,995 WITH THE FLUTTERING FINGER MINDSLIP 289 00:10:28,028 --> 00:10:30,931 THAT I LEARNED FROM A SCROLL THAT I LOST. 290 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,065 - WHAT? 291 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:36,169 - THEN YOU PUNISHED ME AND I LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON. 292 00:10:36,203 --> 00:10:38,005 - I PUNISHED YOU? 293 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,140 - YES, VERY SEVERELY. 294 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,274 I HATED IT. 295 00:10:41,308 --> 00:10:42,275 A LOT. 296 00:10:42,309 --> 00:10:44,011 WOW, YOU'RE SOME MASTER. 297 00:10:44,044 --> 00:10:46,179 [chuckles] 298 00:10:46,213 --> 00:10:50,383 ANYHOO, HERE WE ARE, FIXING THE PROBLEM. 299 00:10:50,417 --> 00:10:51,685 WITHOUT ANGER. 300 00:10:51,719 --> 00:10:54,287 - HMM. 301 00:10:54,321 --> 00:10:56,023 THERE MUST BE AN ANTIDOTE. 302 00:10:56,056 --> 00:10:59,026 WE HAVE TO SEARCH THE CAVE OF MYSTERIES. 303 00:10:59,059 --> 00:11:01,028 - THE CAVE OF MYSTERIES? 304 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:04,732 THAT SOUNDS AWESOME! 305 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:06,867 AND SERIOUS. 306 00:11:06,900 --> 00:11:09,336 SUPER, SUPER SERIOUS. 307 00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:12,272 - [sighs] 308 00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,308 - HEY... 309 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,978 I THINK WE MIGHT LIVE THERE. 310 00:11:18,011 --> 00:11:20,981 - IT'S PRETTY SWEET, ARE WE VOTING ON LIVING THERE? 311 00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:24,317 'CAUSE I VOTE YES. 312 00:11:24,351 --> 00:11:25,753 HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THIS? 313 00:11:25,753 --> 00:11:29,022 MY KNEES TOTALLY BEND THE WRONG WAY. 314 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,791 IS THIS NORMAL? 315 00:11:30,824 --> 00:11:33,093 - HUAH! HYAAAH! - UNH! 316 00:11:33,126 --> 00:11:35,462 - HYAH, SUH! 317 00:11:37,831 --> 00:11:40,267 - HM, JUDGING BY OUR FIGHTING SKILLS, 318 00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:42,102 WE MUST BE BAKERS. 319 00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:45,773 - YES, VERY DANGEROUS BAKERS. 320 00:11:45,806 --> 00:11:47,174 - WELL, I'M GOING INSIDE. 321 00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,777 DIBS ON THE BIG BEDROOM! 322 00:11:54,915 --> 00:11:57,785 - REVENGE WILL BE MINE! 323 00:11:57,785 --> 00:12:01,221 THEY SHALL BE EASY TARGETS, FROZEN WITH FEAR. 324 00:12:01,254 --> 00:12:02,289 ONCE THEY GET A TASTE OF MY 325 00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:06,193 FLYING BAMBOO BIRD OF INCALCULABLE RETRIBUTION! 326 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,895 AH-HA-HA! 327 00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:10,798 OKAY, BIAN ZAO, START PEDALING. 328 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:14,301 - I KNOW HOW TO DRIVE A GIANT BAMBOO BIRD, DAD. 329 00:12:14,334 --> 00:12:15,435 I'M NOT AN IDIOT. 330 00:12:15,468 --> 00:12:17,905 - I'M NOT SAYING YOU'RE-- 331 00:12:17,938 --> 00:12:18,839 CAN WE JUST NOT DO THIS NOW? 332 00:12:18,872 --> 00:12:21,909 CAN WE PLEASE JUST DESTROY THE FURIOUS FIVE 333 00:12:21,942 --> 00:12:23,844 AND SAVE THE BICKERING FOR LATER? 334 00:12:23,877 --> 00:12:26,146 - I DON'T KNOW, CAN WE? 335 00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:27,447 - DEPRESS THE CLUTCH! 336 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:30,117 DID YOU DEPRESS THE CLUTCH? 337 00:12:34,254 --> 00:12:37,124 [wind blowing] 338 00:12:37,157 --> 00:12:39,226 THEY'RE GONNA LOSE IT WHEN THEY SEE ME. 339 00:12:39,259 --> 00:12:40,393 TAOTIE! 340 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:44,064 THEIR ARCH-NEMESIS! 341 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,933 [loud crash] 342 00:12:45,966 --> 00:12:46,934 [bamboo breaking] 343 00:12:49,169 --> 00:12:51,571 FURIOUS FIVE! 344 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:54,942 FIRST YOU DELUDE YOURSELVES WITH FALSE VICTORY, 345 00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,979 THEN YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO SEND ME A BILL? 346 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:04,852 TAOTIE! 347 00:13:04,852 --> 00:13:07,120 - UH, IS THAT YOUR NAME? 348 00:13:07,154 --> 00:13:09,189 OR AN ANIMAL? 349 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:16,196 - BEHOLD, SCROLLS 51 THROUGH 10,000. 350 00:13:16,229 --> 00:13:17,530 - TEN THOU... 351 00:13:17,564 --> 00:13:19,967 WE HAVE TO READ THROUGH 10,000 SCROLLS? 352 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,435 [Po's voice echoes] 353 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:24,037 CAN'T WE JUST SKIP TO THE LAST ONE? 354 00:13:24,071 --> 00:13:25,338 OW! 355 00:13:25,372 --> 00:13:27,307 - THE SHORTEST PATH DOES NOT NECESSARILY 356 00:13:27,340 --> 00:13:29,276 LEAD TO THE CORRECT DESTINATION. 357 00:13:29,309 --> 00:13:34,014 WE START AT 51. - OKAY, OKAY. 358 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:35,115 - ALL RIGHT. 359 00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,549 SETTLE IN, PANDA. 360 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,451 THIS COULD TAKE-- - FOUND IT. 361 00:13:38,485 --> 00:13:40,153 - LET ME SEE THAT! 362 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:43,023 IF YOU MINDSLIP SOMEONE REPEATEDLY, 363 00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,025 THEIR MEMORIES WILL BEGIN TO DETERIORATE 364 00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:46,026 ON THEIR OWN. 365 00:13:46,059 --> 00:13:49,329 UNTIL THEY CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER HOW TO BREATHE. 366 00:13:49,362 --> 00:13:50,998 WE HAVE LESS THAN AN HOUR TO REVERSE IT. 367 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:52,265 - BUT HOW? 368 00:13:52,299 --> 00:13:55,535 - THE MINDSLIP CAN BE DRAWN OUT BY COVERING THE HEAD WITH CLAY 369 00:13:55,568 --> 00:13:58,538 FROM THE ALABASTER POT OF REMEMBRANCE. 370 00:13:58,571 --> 00:14:00,573 OH. - WHAT? 371 00:14:00,607 --> 00:14:02,509 - THE ALABASTER POT OF REMEMBRANCE 372 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:05,145 CAN ONLY BE REACHED BY TRAVELING DOWN 373 00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,381 THE CORRIDOR OF UNBELIEVABLE AGONY. 374 00:14:09,116 --> 00:14:11,184 - WHAT'S WITH ALL THE LONG NAMES? 375 00:14:11,218 --> 00:14:12,185 - LET'S GO. 376 00:14:12,219 --> 00:14:13,420 - NO, SHIFU. 377 00:14:13,453 --> 00:14:14,922 THIS WAS MY MISTAKE. 378 00:14:14,955 --> 00:14:15,755 I MUST BE THE ONE TO FACE 379 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,225 THE CORRIDOR OF UNBELIEVABLE AGONY. 380 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,393 - OF COURSE YOU'RE FACING IT. 381 00:14:20,427 --> 00:14:22,996 I'M JUST GOING TO SHOW YOU WHERE IT IS. 382 00:14:23,030 --> 00:14:24,364 - OH. 383 00:14:28,068 --> 00:14:31,071 - THIS IS IT. 384 00:14:32,039 --> 00:14:34,241 ALL THAT LIES BETWEEN YOU AND THE POT 385 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,576 IS 50 FEET OF INCREDIBLE PAIN. 386 00:14:36,609 --> 00:14:40,247 THIS SCROLL EXPLAINS HOW TO DO IT. 387 00:14:40,280 --> 00:14:43,016 OH! DO I HAVE TO READ ALL OF THIS? 388 00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:44,051 - YES! 389 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:45,285 I'LL GO MAKE SURE THE FURIOUS FIVE 390 00:14:45,318 --> 00:14:46,987 DON'T WANDER OFF. 391 00:14:47,020 --> 00:14:48,956 GOOD LUCK. 392 00:14:48,989 --> 00:14:50,991 I CAN JUST SKIM IT, RIGHT? - NO! 393 00:14:51,024 --> 00:14:53,994 [Shifu's voice echoes] 394 00:14:54,027 --> 00:14:55,262 - OH... 395 00:14:55,295 --> 00:14:57,130 - WHAT IS IT WITH YOU PEOPLE? 396 00:14:57,164 --> 00:15:00,567 YOU DON'T KNOW ME? 397 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,469 HOW DO YOU NOT REMEMBER ME? 398 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,104 - SERIOUSLY, HOW? 399 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,539 I NEED TO FORGET HIM, TOO. 400 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:10,710 - WAIT, IF YOU EXPECTED US TO KNOW WHO YOU ARE, 401 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:13,013 YOU MUST KNOW WHO WE ARE! 402 00:15:13,046 --> 00:15:15,983 IT'S A GOOD THING WE BUMPED INTO YOU. 403 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:18,618 - YES, YES, IT-- IT IS A GOOD THING. 404 00:15:18,651 --> 00:15:19,619 AN EXCELLENT THING, 405 00:15:19,652 --> 00:15:21,989 BECAUSE, UM, HEH-HEH... 406 00:15:21,989 --> 00:15:24,557 I AM TAOTIE, YOUR... 407 00:15:24,591 --> 00:15:27,594 KUNG FU MASTER. 408 00:15:27,627 --> 00:15:29,997 all: MASTER TAOTIE. 409 00:15:30,030 --> 00:15:31,231 - UH, HEH-HEH. 410 00:15:31,264 --> 00:15:32,399 UH, YOU... 411 00:15:32,432 --> 00:15:34,101 YOU'RE NOODLE. 412 00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,435 YOU'RE DOODY. 413 00:15:35,468 --> 00:15:37,004 LITTLE BRITCHES. 414 00:15:37,037 --> 00:15:39,272 WHISKERS KITTYPOO. 415 00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:40,673 AND, UM... 416 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,043 EL STORKO. 417 00:15:43,076 --> 00:15:44,177 [giggles] 418 00:15:44,211 --> 00:15:46,579 - [fake cough] LOSER. 419 00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,615 - WE HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS, MASTER. 420 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:50,017 - TELL US WHO WE ARE. 421 00:15:50,017 --> 00:15:51,351 WHERE DO WE COME FROM? 422 00:15:51,384 --> 00:15:52,352 - OH, UH, YES. 423 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:55,022 WELL, MY STUDENTS... 424 00:15:55,022 --> 00:15:57,457 YOU'VE BEEN MY PUPILS FOR AS FAR BACK 425 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,758 AS ANYONE CAN REMEMBER. 426 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:02,029 I TRAINED YOU IN MY SPECIAL KUNG FU. 427 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,764 USING MY INCREDIBLE MACHINES... 428 00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,134 WHICH EVERYONE IN THE VALLEY WAS REALLY IMPRESSED WITH. 429 00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,768 [cheers and applause] 430 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:12,039 THEY CALLED ME A BRILLIANT GENIUS! 431 00:16:12,039 --> 00:16:14,041 - UH, ISN'T THIS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT US? 432 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,043 - RIGHT, SORRY. 433 00:16:16,043 --> 00:16:17,044 [crowd cheers] 434 00:16:17,044 --> 00:16:21,348 BUT THEN, AT THE PEAK OF MY--OF OUR GLORY, 435 00:16:21,381 --> 00:16:23,716 THERE AROSE A TERRIBLE MENACE. 436 00:16:23,750 --> 00:16:28,055 A DARK LORD OF EVIL KNOWN AS SHIFU... 437 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:29,556 SANIDIOT! 438 00:16:29,589 --> 00:16:31,058 YEAH, SHIFUSANIDIOT! 439 00:16:31,058 --> 00:16:31,891 [giggles] 440 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:36,096 AND HIS NEFARIOUS CONFEDERATE PO... 441 00:16:36,129 --> 00:16:37,697 CHEWSWITHHISMOUTHOPEN. 442 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:39,366 - LAME. 443 00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,202 - AND ALTHOUGH WE HAVE DEFEATED THEM AT EVERY TURN, 444 00:16:42,235 --> 00:16:45,705 SHIFUSANIDIOT AND PO KEEP COMING BACK. 445 00:16:45,738 --> 00:16:47,740 BY THE WAY, 446 00:16:47,774 --> 00:16:49,176 LAST TIME WE FOUGHT THOSE GUYS, 447 00:16:49,209 --> 00:16:51,078 I SAVED YOUR LIVES! 448 00:16:51,111 --> 00:16:53,346 SO YOU SHOULD BE REALLY NICE TO ME. 449 00:16:53,380 --> 00:16:54,681 AND THEN, UH... 450 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:56,683 ALSO THERE WAS A GIANT CAKE 451 00:16:56,716 --> 00:16:58,518 WITH EYES OR WHATEVER... 452 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,821 THE END. 453 00:17:01,854 --> 00:17:04,724 - I THINK I REMEMBER THAT CAKE! 454 00:17:04,757 --> 00:17:06,726 - ANYWAY, POINT BEING, 455 00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:10,597 YOU DO WHATEVER I SAY. 456 00:17:10,630 --> 00:17:12,199 - TAOTIE! 457 00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:15,268 - GET HIM! 458 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,203 - UNH! 459 00:17:16,236 --> 00:17:17,604 WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? 460 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:20,140 - SAVE YOUR BREATH, SHIFUSANIDIOT! 461 00:17:20,173 --> 00:17:24,144 - SO, SHIFUSANIDIOT, WE MEET AT LAST... 462 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:26,846 AGAIN, UH... 463 00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,181 WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? 464 00:17:28,215 --> 00:17:31,484 START PUNCHING HIM AND STUFF! 465 00:17:34,887 --> 00:17:35,855 - WHISKERS KITTYPOO! 466 00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,357 ATTACK! 467 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:39,726 - WAIT, I DON'T WANT TO HURT YOU. 468 00:17:39,759 --> 00:17:42,395 - I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT, SHIFUSANIDIOT! 469 00:17:42,429 --> 00:17:43,396 RRAH! 470 00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,598 - OOH! UNH! 471 00:17:45,632 --> 00:17:48,235 HYAH! 472 00:17:48,268 --> 00:17:49,001 - LISTEN TO ME. 473 00:17:49,035 --> 00:17:50,603 I DON'T KNOW WHAT HE TOLD YOU, 474 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:52,605 BUT I'M NOT YOUR ENEMY. 475 00:17:52,639 --> 00:17:53,773 - PREPOSTEROUS. 476 00:17:53,806 --> 00:17:55,275 IF HE'S NOT YOUR ENEMY, THEN WHY 477 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,144 WOULD YOU BE ATTACKING HIM? 478 00:17:57,177 --> 00:17:59,146 - GOOD POINT! HEADS UP, LITTLE BRITCHES! 479 00:17:59,179 --> 00:18:00,280 - GO GET 'EM, DOODY! 480 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,382 - HWAH! YAAH! 481 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:03,716 - NOODLES, HIT HIM LOW! 482 00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:06,153 - [hissing] - YAAH! 483 00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,754 - HUH! HUH! HUH! - OOF! OOF! OOF! 484 00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:09,656 - NICE MOVE, EL STORKO! 485 00:18:09,689 --> 00:18:10,657 - UNH! 486 00:18:10,690 --> 00:18:11,724 [laughs] 487 00:18:11,758 --> 00:18:13,460 EL STORKO. 488 00:18:13,493 --> 00:18:14,894 THAT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY FUNNY. 489 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,830 - HYAH! - YAAA! 490 00:18:17,864 --> 00:18:19,166 - BLAH-BLAH-BLAH, 491 00:18:19,199 --> 00:18:20,767 UNBELIEVABLE AGONY, HEADS EXPLODE, 492 00:18:20,800 --> 00:18:22,469 KNOW THAT ALREADY-- AH, FORGET IT! 493 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:25,338 I'M GONNA GET THAT POT. 494 00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:26,406 [rattling, thumping] 495 00:18:26,439 --> 00:18:27,507 - WHA--? 496 00:18:27,540 --> 00:18:30,610 [whip cracks] OW! OOH! OW! OW! OH! OW! 497 00:18:31,344 --> 00:18:32,179 OOH... 498 00:18:32,179 --> 00:18:36,183 OH, WELL, THAT WASN'T SO--WAAH! 499 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:37,750 NO! 500 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:40,453 WAAH! WAAAAH! 501 00:18:40,487 --> 00:18:41,921 OH! OW-HOO-HOO! 502 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,922 THIRD DEGREE! 503 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:45,192 [cries, moans] 504 00:18:45,192 --> 00:18:46,193 [swarm buzzing] 505 00:18:46,193 --> 00:18:48,195 YAAAA! 506 00:18:48,228 --> 00:18:48,995 [swarm buzzing] 507 00:18:49,028 --> 00:18:51,198 [swarm stinging] OOH! OW! AAGH! OH! 508 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,700 THAT WAS...BAD. 509 00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,835 OW! HURTY. 510 00:18:55,868 --> 00:18:58,205 HUH... 511 00:19:02,209 --> 00:19:03,210 GAAH! 512 00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:06,846 WHAT? 513 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:10,217 WHAT DID I SKIM OVER? 514 00:19:10,217 --> 00:19:12,719 "TO UNLOCK THE CAGE, USE THE KEY WHICH CAN BE FOUND 515 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:17,957 AT THE START OF THE CORRIDOR." 516 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,327 OH, MAN! 517 00:19:20,360 --> 00:19:23,230 HUH! 518 00:19:23,230 --> 00:19:24,331 HUNH! 519 00:19:24,364 --> 00:19:25,298 [swarm buzzing] - GAAH! 520 00:19:25,332 --> 00:19:27,900 OOH! OW! AAGH! OH! 521 00:19:27,934 --> 00:19:29,236 UGH... 522 00:19:29,236 --> 00:19:30,503 KEY... 523 00:19:30,537 --> 00:19:31,504 OOH... 524 00:19:31,538 --> 00:19:32,672 [crashing, rumbling] 525 00:19:32,705 --> 00:19:37,244 OW! OOH! OH! HUNH! OOOH! 526 00:19:37,277 --> 00:19:38,878 UGH... 527 00:19:38,911 --> 00:19:41,881 NOW... 528 00:19:42,549 --> 00:19:43,583 WAIT. 529 00:19:43,616 --> 00:19:45,852 ONCE YOU HAVE THE ALABASTER POT OF REMEMBRANCE, 530 00:19:45,885 --> 00:19:49,922 USE THE SECOND KEY TO TURN OFF THE CORRIDOR'S DEFENSES. 531 00:19:49,956 --> 00:19:51,658 SECOND? 532 00:19:51,691 --> 00:19:52,659 DANG IT! 533 00:19:52,692 --> 00:19:54,261 [Po's voice echoes] 534 00:19:57,864 --> 00:19:59,666 - AAH! 535 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:01,534 - AH! 536 00:20:01,568 --> 00:20:02,869 - GUH! - HEY! 537 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:05,705 - UNH! 538 00:20:05,738 --> 00:20:07,274 - [laughs] 539 00:20:07,307 --> 00:20:10,243 YES! FEEL THE EXTENSION OF MY WRATH. 540 00:20:10,277 --> 00:20:12,879 RUE THE DAY YOU INSULTED ME 541 00:20:12,912 --> 00:20:14,714 WITH YOUR PETTY ACCOUNTING! 542 00:20:14,747 --> 00:20:17,250 RUE! 543 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:19,252 - I GOT THE ALABASTER POT OF REMEMBRANCE! 544 00:20:19,286 --> 00:20:22,021 AND A BUTT FULL OF DARTS! 545 00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:23,856 - UM, GUYS? 546 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,258 WHY ARE YOU FIGHTING SHIFU? 547 00:20:25,292 --> 00:20:26,926 - THEY DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE. 548 00:20:26,959 --> 00:20:28,295 - YES, WE DO. 549 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,596 WE'RE THE FURIOUS FIVE. 550 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,264 WHISKERS KITTYPOO! 551 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,732 - NOODLES! - LITTLE BRITCHES! 552 00:20:32,765 --> 00:20:35,335 - DOODY! - AND EL STORKO. 553 00:20:35,368 --> 00:20:37,570 - AND YOU'RE OUR ARCH-NEMESES, 554 00:20:37,604 --> 00:20:40,273 SHIFUSANIDIOT AND POCHEWSWITHHISMOUTHOPEN! 555 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:41,708 - [laughs] SHIFUSANIDIOT! 556 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:43,410 [laughter trails off] 557 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:46,479 IT'S...IT'S...FUNNY, 'CAUSE IT'S NOT TRUE. 558 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:47,880 - JUST GIVE THEM THE REMEDY! 559 00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,382 GET THE CLAY ON THEIR HEADS! 560 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:53,820 - FURIOUS FIVE, GET THAT PANDA! 561 00:20:53,853 --> 00:20:55,422 - YES, MASTER TAOTIE! 562 00:20:55,455 --> 00:20:56,489 HUNH! 563 00:20:56,523 --> 00:20:58,358 [fighting sounds] 564 00:20:58,391 --> 00:21:01,428 - HOO-HA! - UNH! 565 00:21:01,461 --> 00:21:02,429 - WHOA! 566 00:21:02,462 --> 00:21:06,065 [fighting sounds] 567 00:21:06,098 --> 00:21:07,066 - HUNH! 568 00:21:07,099 --> 00:21:08,835 - OW! 569 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:10,437 - YAA! 570 00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:13,072 - WAAAAAAA! 571 00:21:13,105 --> 00:21:15,342 AAARGH! 572 00:21:17,477 --> 00:21:21,481 [fighting sounds] 573 00:21:21,514 --> 00:21:23,916 - AAH! AAAAAH! 574 00:21:23,950 --> 00:21:25,618 - HYAH! 575 00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,019 - UNH! 576 00:21:27,053 --> 00:21:28,087 - YAA! - AAH! 577 00:21:28,120 --> 00:21:30,022 - WHOA! 578 00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:31,424 [clay shatters] 579 00:21:33,526 --> 00:21:37,864 [clay shatters] 580 00:21:37,897 --> 00:21:39,366 - PO... 581 00:21:39,399 --> 00:21:40,633 YOU ATE MY DUMPLING. 582 00:21:40,667 --> 00:21:42,602 - YOU ERASED MY MEMORY, NOT NICE. 583 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,604 - AND IT'S YOUR TURN TO SWEEP. 584 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:45,672 - YES...YES! 585 00:21:45,705 --> 00:21:46,673 YES! 586 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:48,508 I MEAN, SORRY--BUT YES! 587 00:21:48,541 --> 00:21:50,543 - HANG ON, YOU'RE NOT OUR MASTER! 588 00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:51,644 - YOU'RE... 589 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:52,879 YOU! 590 00:21:52,912 --> 00:21:57,684 - TOLD YOU THEY'D RECOGNIZE ME. 591 00:21:57,717 --> 00:21:58,685 AAH! 592 00:21:58,718 --> 00:21:59,886 HURRY, SON! FASTER! 593 00:21:59,919 --> 00:22:01,888 COME ON! MOVE IT! 594 00:22:01,921 --> 00:22:03,690 PADDLE, SON, PADDLE! 595 00:22:05,892 --> 00:22:08,060 YOU MAY HAVE STOPPED ME NOW, 596 00:22:08,094 --> 00:22:09,829 BUT I'LL BE BACK! 597 00:22:09,862 --> 00:22:13,065 AND I WILL DESTROY KUNG FU FOREVER! 598 00:22:13,099 --> 00:22:16,068 [evil laugh] 599 00:22:16,102 --> 00:22:20,707 AND I'M NOT PAYING THAT BILL! 600 00:22:22,942 --> 00:22:25,412 - AND THEN CRANE CAME IN TO TELL ME TO SWEEP THE BARRACKS 601 00:22:25,445 --> 00:22:26,579 AND I MINDSLIPPED HIM. 602 00:22:26,613 --> 00:22:27,980 THEN I JUST GOT INTO A GROOVE. 603 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:29,549 I MEAN, IT WAS JUST SO... 604 00:22:29,582 --> 00:22:30,550 EASY. 605 00:22:30,583 --> 00:22:31,551 HEH-HEH. 606 00:22:31,584 --> 00:22:33,853 BUT I WAS BEING LAZY. 607 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,422 AND I TOOK SHORT CUTS. 608 00:22:35,422 --> 00:22:37,824 AND I ALMOST LOST YOU ALL. 609 00:22:37,857 --> 00:22:39,459 BUT I'M DONE WITH THAT NOW. 610 00:22:39,492 --> 00:22:40,292 FOREVER. 611 00:22:40,326 --> 00:22:41,728 - HOW CAN WE BE SURE YOU WON'T EVER 612 00:22:41,761 --> 00:22:43,530 DO THE MINDSLIP AGAIN? 613 00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:45,064 - OH, I'VE GOT A SHORTCUT FOR THAT. 614 00:22:45,097 --> 00:22:46,599 UNH! [mumbles] 615 00:22:46,633 --> 00:22:47,600 [shimmering tone] 616 00:22:47,634 --> 00:22:49,902 EH! 617 00:22:49,936 --> 00:22:54,474 - HOW CAN WE TELL IF IT WORKED? 618 00:22:54,507 --> 00:22:55,742 - OH, MY GOSH! 619 00:22:55,775 --> 00:22:58,445 THE FURIOUS FIVE! 620 00:22:58,445 --> 00:23:00,179 I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN! 621 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:02,549 CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPHS? WILL YOU SIGN MY BELLY? 622 00:23:02,582 --> 00:23:04,584 all: IT WORKED. 39236

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