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- I heard trailers, without a hit.

(laughing) - Yay!

- Wha, wait up guys, I'm coming!

- Once again, I was not invited.

(crowd chattering)

- [Marsh] And then I pooped on a rainbow.

- [Orange] Yeah, alright, who's ready to trash a trailer?

- [Pear] Yeah, I don't know how much trashing

you're actually gonna do today, dude.

- [Orange] Yo, what you talkin' about?

- [Apple] Dude, we're gonna watch the Venom trailer.

- [Pear] Yeah!

- (Marshmallow) I don't know what that is.

(laughing)

- [Orange] Shh, it's starting.

- [Eddie] Thank you for bringing us collectively

to this moment.

- You're welcome. - Stop.

- [Eddie] It is a moment that so many have

dreamed of claiming. - Woah!

- [Narrator] History starts today.

- [Orange] Why, are you gonna host a spin-off

of Blue's Clues, called Ooze Clues?

(laughing)

Maybe start a band called Ooze Traveler.

(laughing) - Alright.

- The guy you work for is an evil person.

- Nice. - Sweet, Tom Hardy.

- [Woman] I don't work for him, my firm works for him.

Are you gonna behave yourself tomorrow?

- I told you, I'm gonna do my job.

- [Orange] Well, before he goes,

I hope he has a Hardy breakfast.

(laughing)

- [Narrator] I follow people that

do not want to be followed.

- [Orange] He follows people that don't want to be followed?

I think he might be Celery. - What?

- [Orange] Yeah, he's a stalker.

(laughing)

- [Security] You're time to go.

- [Dr Drake] You finished Mr Brock.

- Was that a threat?

- [Eddie] You had to learn how to hide in plain sight.

- [Marsh] So, he's like a magician?

- [Orange] An angry magician.

- [Pear] What?

- [Orange] He's always pulling his hair out.

- Ahh! - Seriously?

- I work at The Life Foundation

and I need your help, we found something.

We call them Symbiotes.

- [Orange] Are those anything like Quaker Oats?

- Ahh!

- Believes that the union between human

and Symbiote is the key to our evolution.

- [Pear] Why are bad guys always trying

to make superhuman, mutant hybrids?

- [Orange] I don't know, they ran out of banks to rob?

(laughing) Run Forrest, run!

- [Apple] Oh, I think he's infected, you guys.

- I'm feeling really sick.

- [Orange] Whoa, look at his eyes, that looks so Corny-a.

(laughing) - Ignore the voice.

- [Scary Voice] Eddie!

- [Orange] Whoa, extreme bath time.

- You're not real, you are just in my head.

- I'm gonna need Mr Drake's property back.

- [Pear] Uh-oh.

- [Orange] Wow, give him a hand.

(laughing) - I don't Know

- [Orange] Oh, in fact, give 'em two.

- [Pear] Yeah, I think that's enough.

- [Orange] Oh, Tom Hardy's back.

- Wow!

- [Orange] Ask your doctor if Symiotes is right for you.

Symptoms may include slimy tentacles,

eyes turning black, and random 'plosions.

(laughing)

- If you want to stay, you will only hurt bad people.

- [Scary Voice] The way I see it,

we can do whatever we want.

Do we have a deal?

- [Orange] Symbiotes is part of a balanced breakfast.

More symptoms may include wicked motorcycle skills

and busting through objects like the Kool-Aid man.

- Oh yeah! (dramatic music)

- Oh yeah!

- [Orange] That window was a pain in the glass anyways.

(laughing)

- [Eddie] You should be extremely afraid.

- [Group] Oh, whoa!

- [Orange] I'm surprised he can do that with a motorcycle.

I thought he was too tired. (laughing)

- What are you? - Oh!

(screaming) - We are Venom.

(screaming)

- [Apple] I just piddled myself like 18 times.

- [Pear] Holy crap, that was scary.

- [Orange] I don't think I'm gonna sleep ever again.

- [Pear] Yeah, but we're totally going, right?

- Yes! (laughing)

(playful music)