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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:38,873 --> 00:00:40,583 ♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪ 2 00:00:40,666 --> 00:00:42,376 ♪ And don't you come back no more ♪ 3 00:00:42,460 --> 00:00:44,378 ♪ No more, no more, no more ♪ 4 00:00:44,462 --> 00:00:46,047 ♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪ 5 00:00:46,130 --> 00:00:47,840 ♪ And don't you come back no more ♪ 6 00:00:53,137 --> 00:00:57,141 Hey, it's Monday morning, and I'm Jack Lucas. 7 00:00:57,225 --> 00:00:58,726 Crunch! 8 00:00:58,809 --> 00:01:00,269 - Hi. - Hello. 9 00:01:00,353 --> 00:01:02,688 - This is about my husband. - Yes? 10 00:01:02,772 --> 00:01:05,066 Well, he drives me crazy. 11 00:01:05,149 --> 00:01:09,612 I'll be talking, and he'll never let me finish a sentence. 12 00:01:10,265 --> 00:01:11,739 He's always finishing — 13 00:01:11,822 --> 00:01:13,866 He's always finishing your thoughts. That's awful. 14 00:01:15,034 --> 00:01:18,746 - It — It absolutely drives — - It drives you crazy, doesn't it? 15 00:01:18,829 --> 00:01:20,429 He's a scoundrel. 16 00:01:21,499 --> 00:01:24,210 Jack, you've hit the nail — 17 00:01:24,293 --> 00:01:26,587 Hit the nail on the head. 18 00:01:26,671 --> 00:01:28,395 Somebody ought to hit you on the head. 19 00:01:28,756 --> 00:01:30,549 ♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪ 20 00:01:30,633 --> 00:01:32,260 ♪ And don't you come back no more ♪ 21 00:01:32,343 --> 00:01:34,303 ♪ No more, no more, no more ♪ 22 00:01:34,387 --> 00:01:36,013 ♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪ 23 00:01:36,097 --> 00:01:38,766 ♪ And don't you come back no more ♪ 24 00:01:38,849 --> 00:01:40,476 ♪ What you say? ♪ 25 00:01:40,559 --> 00:01:43,479 So, tell us, how long have you and Senator Payton... 26 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:45,499 been having this — 27 00:01:47,483 --> 00:01:49,443 this sleazy affair? 28 00:01:49,636 --> 00:01:54,615 Great. This is great, yeah. This is disgusting. 29 00:01:54,699 --> 00:01:56,701 I am so tired of the public thinking... 30 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,453 that they have got a right to invade a persons private life, okay? 31 00:01:59,537 --> 00:02:01,831 Please. Come on. You had sex with a United States senator... 32 00:02:01,914 --> 00:02:03,499 in the parking lot of Sea World. 33 00:02:03,582 --> 00:02:05,751 You're telling me you're a private person? 34 00:02:05,835 --> 00:02:09,547 - You're our— - Spotlight celebrity! 35 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:13,050 We want to hear about the back seats of limos, sweetheart. 36 00:02:13,134 --> 00:02:16,137 About the ruined lives of people we want to be. 37 00:02:16,220 --> 00:02:18,639 New and exotic uses for champagne corks. 38 00:02:18,723 --> 00:02:22,268 Listen, I have been humiliated enough already, okay? 39 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:25,396 Well, no, perhaps not. We need those details. 40 00:02:25,479 --> 00:02:27,150 You're a pig, Jack. 41 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:31,277 ♪ Oh-oh-oh, oh, woman, oh, woman, don't treat me so mean ♪ 42 00:02:31,360 --> 00:02:33,863 ♪ You're the meanest old woman that I've ever seen ♪ 43 00:02:33,946 --> 00:02:35,865 You're on the air, caller. 44 00:02:35,948 --> 00:02:37,658 Hello, Jack. It's Edwin. 45 00:02:38,601 --> 00:02:41,495 It's Edwin. 46 00:02:41,579 --> 00:02:44,790 Edwin, we haven't heard from you in, what, a day? I've missed you. 47 00:02:44,874 --> 00:02:47,960 - I've missed you too, Jack. - So, it's sunrise confession time, Ed. 48 00:02:48,044 --> 00:02:50,921 - What have you got for us? - I went to this bar — 49 00:02:51,005 --> 00:02:55,217 this very, you know, hard-to-get-into place called Babbitt's. 50 00:02:55,748 --> 00:02:58,763 Yeah, I know the place. It's one of those chic yuppie watering holes. 51 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:02,475 - Well I met this beautiful woman. - Come on now. 52 00:03:02,558 --> 00:03:05,394 Ed, if you start telling me you're falling in love again... 53 00:03:05,478 --> 00:03:07,730 I'm gonna have to remind you of that time we made you propose... 54 00:03:07,813 --> 00:03:11,192 to that check-out girl at Thrifty's that you liked so much. 55 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:12,993 Do you remember her reaction? 56 00:03:14,195 --> 00:03:15,863 She was just a girl. 57 00:03:15,946 --> 00:03:17,698 This is a beautiful woman. 58 00:03:17,782 --> 00:03:19,575 Yeah, and Pinocchio is a true story. 59 00:03:19,658 --> 00:03:22,286 Ed, you're never gonna get this tart to your dessert plate. 60 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:24,872 - No, this is different. She likes — - Edwin. Edwin. Hey! 61 00:03:25,259 --> 00:03:26,832 Edwin! 62 00:03:26,916 --> 00:03:29,377 Hey, come on now. I told you about these people. 63 00:03:29,460 --> 00:03:32,380 They only mate with their own kind. It's called yuppie inbreeding. 64 00:03:32,463 --> 00:03:35,091 That's why so many of them are retarded and wear the same clothes. 65 00:03:35,174 --> 00:03:37,176 They're not human. They don't feel love. 66 00:03:37,259 --> 00:03:41,055 They only negotiate love moments. They're evil, Edwin. 67 00:03:41,138 --> 00:03:43,557 They're repulsed by imperfection, horrified by the banal — 68 00:03:43,641 --> 00:03:47,395 everything that America stands for, everything that you and I fight for. 69 00:03:47,478 --> 00:03:49,980 They must be stopped before it's too late. 70 00:03:50,064 --> 00:03:51,982 It's us or them. 71 00:03:54,693 --> 00:03:57,029 - Okay, Jack. - All right. 72 00:03:58,322 --> 00:04:01,409 Well, it's been a thrill, as always. 73 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:03,119 Have a perfect day. 74 00:04:03,202 --> 00:04:05,788 Everyone here at the Jack Lucas Show says bye. 75 00:04:05,871 --> 00:04:08,249 - ♪ I've got the power ♪ - This is Jack Lucas. 76 00:04:08,332 --> 00:04:09,917 So long. Arrivederci. 77 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,585 I'll be sending you a thought today... 78 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:16,590 as I lie in the back of my stretch limo, having sex with the teenager of my choice... 79 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:23,180 and that thought will be, "Thank God I'm me." 80 00:04:23,264 --> 00:04:24,807 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 81 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:34,859 Some of this is very funny. 82 00:04:34,942 --> 00:04:37,611 They even secured the rights to the Donna Summer song... 83 00:04:37,695 --> 00:04:39,155 to play over the credits. 84 00:04:39,238 --> 00:04:40,745 I have chills. 85 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,535 Are you sure they want me? I'm not gonna read it unless I have an offer. 86 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,287 Jack, of course. Not even a question. 87 00:04:46,370 --> 00:04:48,080 When I talked to them on the phone this morning... 88 00:04:48,164 --> 00:04:50,541 I could smell how much they want you for it. 89 00:04:50,624 --> 00:04:52,381 I could smell it over the phone. 90 00:04:53,600 --> 00:04:54,837 Bums. 91 00:04:57,465 --> 00:04:59,383 I don't have any change. Do you have — 92 00:04:59,467 --> 00:05:01,469 I'm not opening this window. 93 00:05:02,845 --> 00:05:06,849 Couple of quarters isn't gonna make any difference anyway. 94 00:05:14,899 --> 00:05:16,775 I hate my cheeks. 95 00:05:20,779 --> 00:05:23,782 Raoul called before — about dinner. 96 00:05:24,358 --> 00:05:28,662 God. About dinner as a concept or about dinner with Raoul? 97 00:05:28,746 --> 00:05:30,498 You're so witty. 98 00:05:30,581 --> 00:05:33,125 I've got to get out of here, Jack, and do something. 99 00:05:33,209 --> 00:05:36,587 You know, tomorrow is a very big day for me. 100 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,923 It would be nice if you pretended like you understood. 101 00:05:39,006 --> 00:05:41,008 Fine. I'll say no. 102 00:05:41,091 --> 00:05:43,928 - They're putting me on film tomorrow. - Fine. 103 00:05:45,012 --> 00:05:49,183 First time in my life, I'll be a voice with a body. 104 00:05:50,434 --> 00:05:54,271 You know what that means, what this could lead to? 105 00:05:54,355 --> 00:05:57,358 It's a sitcom, Jack. You're not defining pi. 106 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:01,028 I'll remember that the next time you get excited... 107 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:04,114 by drawing pubic hair on Raisin Bran. 108 00:06:04,782 --> 00:06:06,700 You want some? 109 00:06:06,784 --> 00:06:08,410 No. I have to work. 110 00:06:08,494 --> 00:06:10,162 How un-'60s of you. 111 00:06:10,246 --> 00:06:13,040 I was nine in the '60s. 112 00:06:15,960 --> 00:06:18,337 I used to think... 113 00:06:18,420 --> 00:06:21,215 my biography ought to be entitled... 114 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:25,928 Jack Lucas: The Face Behind the Voice. 115 00:06:26,971 --> 00:06:31,141 But now it can be Jack Lucas: The Face and the Voice. 116 00:06:31,976 --> 00:06:37,565 Or maybe just Jack! Exclamation point. 117 00:06:37,648 --> 00:06:41,819 "Honey, where's my orange cup with the teddy bear? 118 00:06:41,902 --> 00:06:43,667 I'll kill that old bitch. 119 00:06:45,281 --> 00:06:47,950 I have a fever. I really think I'm dying. 120 00:06:49,660 --> 00:06:52,329 Well, forgive me." 121 00:06:54,546 --> 00:06:55,749 Hey. 122 00:06:57,876 --> 00:06:59,670 Forgive me. 123 00:07:03,841 --> 00:07:05,801 Forgive me, forgive me. 124 00:07:07,469 --> 00:07:10,139 Hey, forgive me. 125 00:07:10,931 --> 00:07:13,100 Forgive me. 126 00:07:14,351 --> 00:07:16,353 Hey, forgive me. 127 00:07:18,711 --> 00:07:19,690 Yeah. 128 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:21,442 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 129 00:07:26,989 --> 00:07:28,324 Forgive me! 130 00:07:28,407 --> 00:07:30,951 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 131 00:07:33,714 --> 00:07:35,456 Hey! 132 00:07:35,539 --> 00:07:37,207 Forgive me! 133 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,793 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 134 00:07:41,545 --> 00:07:44,006 I have this. 135 00:07:44,089 --> 00:07:46,967 I have this. I really have this. 136 00:07:47,051 --> 00:07:48,969 ♪ Its gettin', it's gettin' It's gettin' kind of hectic ♪ 137 00:07:49,053 --> 00:07:50,804 ♪ It's gettin', it's gettin' It's gettin' kind of hectic ♪ 138 00:07:50,888 --> 00:07:53,015 ♪ It's gettin', it's gettin' It's gettin' kind of hectic ♪ 139 00:07:53,098 --> 00:07:55,184 ♪ It's gettin', it's gettin' It's gettin' kind of hectic ♪ 140 00:07:55,267 --> 00:07:57,019 ♪ It's gettin', it's gettin' It's gettin' kind of hectic ♪ 141 00:07:57,102 --> 00:08:00,814 They're evil. They're repulsed by imperfection, horrified by the banal — 142 00:08:00,898 --> 00:08:05,402 everything that America stands for, everything that you and I fight for, Edwin. 143 00:08:05,486 --> 00:08:08,364 They must be stopped before it's too late. 144 00:08:08,447 --> 00:08:09,823 It's us or them! 145 00:08:09,907 --> 00:08:11,408 It was Mr. Lucas's offhand remark... 146 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:14,161 that seemed to have a fatal impact on Mr. Malnick. 147 00:08:14,244 --> 00:08:15,996 Marc Saffron is on the scene. 148 00:08:16,080 --> 00:08:18,415 An after-work hot spot, Babbitt's is popular... 149 00:08:18,499 --> 00:08:20,167 with single, young professionals. 150 00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:23,504 Edwin Malnick arrived at the peak hour of 7:15... 151 00:08:23,587 --> 00:08:25,964 took one long look at the handsome collection... 152 00:08:26,048 --> 00:08:27,883 of the city's best and brightest... 153 00:08:27,966 --> 00:08:31,845 then removed a shotgun from his overcoat and opened fire. 154 00:08:31,929 --> 00:08:34,598 Seven people were killed before Mr. Malnick... 155 00:08:34,682 --> 00:08:38,268 turned the gun on himself and shot a hole through his head. 156 00:08:38,352 --> 00:08:41,855 Representatives of radio cult personality Jack Lucas expressed regret... 157 00:08:41,939 --> 00:08:44,274 however, no formal comment has been made. 158 00:08:44,358 --> 00:08:47,194 Neighbors of Malnick said he was a quiet man who lived alone. 159 00:08:47,277 --> 00:08:48,904 "You scarcely knew he was there"... 160 00:08:48,987 --> 00:08:51,240 said a woman who lived next door to Malnick for 11 years. 161 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:54,993 But today, few will soon forget this lonely man... 162 00:08:55,077 --> 00:08:57,705 who reached out to a world he knew only through the radio... 163 00:08:57,788 --> 00:09:01,834 looking for friendship and finding only pain and tragedy. 164 00:09:01,917 --> 00:09:04,628 Marc Saffron, Channel 7 News. 165 00:09:07,256 --> 00:09:09,258 ♪ Everybody ♪ 166 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:11,427 ♪ Have you heard ♪ 167 00:09:11,510 --> 00:09:13,011 Fuck. 168 00:09:26,817 --> 00:09:30,821 Garbage. People are garbage. 169 00:09:31,488 --> 00:09:32,990 Pigs. 170 00:09:35,512 --> 00:09:37,578 Go right ahead and panic. 171 00:09:37,661 --> 00:09:40,497 - Hey, Mr. Happiness. - Yeah? 172 00:09:40,581 --> 00:09:43,167 Are you gonna do a little work today or what? 173 00:09:44,834 --> 00:09:46,545 What, out there? 174 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:49,423 They're not terrorists, Jack. 175 00:09:49,506 --> 00:09:53,177 They're just ordinary people like you and me. 176 00:09:57,014 --> 00:09:59,266 Breakfast of champions, right? 177 00:10:02,186 --> 00:10:04,813 That — That one. That'll do. It'll be funny. 178 00:10:04,897 --> 00:10:06,774 And then the scary one. 179 00:10:06,857 --> 00:10:09,943 Yes. That's right. A scary one and a funny one. 180 00:10:15,741 --> 00:10:18,327 Excuse me. Can you help me? I'm at an absolute loss. 181 00:10:18,410 --> 00:10:20,913 I've been looking for over an hour, and I'm losing my mind. 182 00:10:20,996 --> 00:10:25,459 What I'm in the mood for is sort of a Katharine-Hepburny, Cary-Granty kind of thing. 183 00:10:25,542 --> 00:10:27,294 Nothing heavy. I couldn't take heavy. 184 00:10:27,377 --> 00:10:30,464 Something zany. I'm looking for something zany. 185 00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,883 Or something modern will be fine too. 186 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,427 Like a Goldie-Hawny, Chevy-Chasey kind of thing. 187 00:10:35,511 --> 00:10:38,972 You know, funny. I want to laugh. I have to laugh tonight, really. 188 00:10:39,641 --> 00:10:41,517 Do you have anything with that comedian? 189 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,520 He's on that show. It's On the Radio. 190 00:10:44,603 --> 00:10:48,023 You know the guy. He says, "Hey, forgive me!" 191 00:10:48,106 --> 00:10:50,526 I get such a kick out of the way he says that. 192 00:10:50,609 --> 00:10:53,362 He's so goddamn adorable. That would be perfect. 193 00:10:53,445 --> 00:10:55,989 Didn't he make a movie? 194 00:10:56,073 --> 00:10:58,242 Ordinary Peepholes. 195 00:11:02,246 --> 00:11:05,707 It's kind of a big-titty, spread-cheeky kind of thing. 196 00:11:06,416 --> 00:11:09,920 Excuse me. I just want to borrow him for a minute. 197 00:11:14,842 --> 00:11:16,760 You're gonna love that. 198 00:11:21,557 --> 00:11:24,351 - That was a frightening woman. - Are you in one of your moods today, baby? 199 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,020 If she didn't get something zany real quick, she was going to pull the pin. 200 00:11:27,104 --> 00:11:29,898 Is this one of the days when you're in your — What do you call that thing? 201 00:11:29,982 --> 00:11:31,692 - Your emotional abyss? - Her handbag could fucking kill us all. 202 00:11:31,775 --> 00:11:35,028 Will you explain this to me, baby? Because I don't understand these moods you get into. 203 00:11:35,112 --> 00:11:36,738 Anne, they're my moods. 204 00:11:36,822 --> 00:11:38,991 You want to understand moods, have one of your own, okay? 205 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:42,452 - I hate desperate people. - Sweetie, baby, love of my life. 206 00:11:42,536 --> 00:11:45,289 You hate people. 207 00:11:45,372 --> 00:11:50,085 Look, why don't you take the day off, go upstairs, put your feet up. 208 00:11:50,168 --> 00:11:52,546 I'll cook tonight. Okay? 209 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,215 All right. All right. 210 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:59,553 Honey, have you seen my orange cup with the teddy bear? 211 00:11:59,636 --> 00:12:01,221 Grandma used it for her urine specimen. 212 00:12:04,975 --> 00:12:07,561 Here I am. I'm dying. 213 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:09,688 ...are already dividing up my estate. 214 00:12:09,771 --> 00:12:12,065 I've gotta go hide my trophy cups in case Grandma finds herself... 215 00:12:12,149 --> 00:12:14,776 at a beer hall put. 216 00:12:14,860 --> 00:12:16,945 Well, it's funny. What do you want from me? 217 00:12:17,029 --> 00:12:20,449 - It's not funny. - Then why do we watch it all the time? 218 00:12:20,532 --> 00:12:23,660 Because it makes me feel good to see how not funny it is... 219 00:12:23,744 --> 00:12:25,954 how America doesn't know the first thing about funny... 220 00:12:26,038 --> 00:12:28,332 which makes it easier not being a famous funny TV celebrity... 221 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:31,168 because that would just mean I'm not really talented. 222 00:12:32,419 --> 00:12:35,505 You are a sick fuck. You know that? 223 00:12:37,174 --> 00:12:39,092 You know, I don't know why you torture yourself — 224 00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:41,637 Don't you do that! I don't like that. 225 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:42,840 I'm trying to watch. 226 00:12:42,902 --> 00:12:45,474 You have too many thoughts rolling around up there. 227 00:12:45,557 --> 00:12:47,893 You're very self-absorbed, Jack. 228 00:12:47,976 --> 00:12:50,938 God, divert yourself. My God, read a book. 229 00:12:51,021 --> 00:12:52,940 It's important to think, Anne. 230 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:57,694 It's what separates us from lentils and people that read books like Love Song. 231 00:13:00,030 --> 00:13:02,199 Great book. Dumb title. 232 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,418 You know — 233 00:13:04,993 --> 00:13:07,537 you used to say that you liked that about me. 234 00:13:07,621 --> 00:13:11,291 You used to say you liked that we didn't have to think all the time — 235 00:13:11,375 --> 00:13:14,878 that we could just be together and not think. 236 00:13:16,380 --> 00:13:21,134 Well, suicidal paranoiacs will say anything to get laid. 237 00:13:31,728 --> 00:13:35,732 Have another drink, Jack. It's on the house, like everything else. 238 00:13:36,692 --> 00:13:38,819 I hope when you get to be my age... 239 00:13:38,902 --> 00:13:40,696 your children treat you with the same disrespect. 240 00:13:40,779 --> 00:13:43,073 I've got a fever. I'm dying. I'm a dead man. 241 00:13:43,156 --> 00:13:45,075 You're not dying. You just have a cold. 242 00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:47,119 And besides, you can't die before Sunday... 243 00:13:47,202 --> 00:13:48,870 'cause we have to go to the Billy Joel concert. 244 00:13:50,391 --> 00:13:51,665 Well... 245 00:13:51,748 --> 00:13:54,334 forgive me! 246 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:57,921 Madness. 247 00:14:01,675 --> 00:14:02,759 Stop it! 248 00:14:08,807 --> 00:14:10,642 Shit! 249 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,694 Forgive me! 250 00:14:25,240 --> 00:14:26,742 Fuck. 251 00:14:31,561 --> 00:14:33,999 Hey! Hey, watch it, asshole. 252 00:14:34,082 --> 00:14:36,877 Well, forgive me, fuckhead! 253 00:14:47,512 --> 00:14:50,348 Hey! Hey! Over here! 254 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:51,941 Here I am. 255 00:14:53,518 --> 00:14:55,729 Taxi! Hello! 256 00:14:56,238 --> 00:14:57,647 Merry Christmas. 257 00:15:00,859 --> 00:15:04,237 Hey, buddy. Buddy, help a guy out. 258 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:06,531 Help me out with a quarter. Come on. 259 00:15:06,615 --> 00:15:08,325 Sport, sport. 260 00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:11,661 Hey, I told you! Hey! What's the matter with you? 261 00:15:11,745 --> 00:15:15,290 Get away from me! Get away from me! You're a maniac! 262 00:15:15,373 --> 00:15:17,084 You're crazy! 263 00:15:17,167 --> 00:15:18,752 Mr. Bum. 264 00:15:21,963 --> 00:15:23,340 Here. 265 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,771 Hey. 266 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:41,233 Anybody here named Jiminy? 267 00:15:47,364 --> 00:15:49,301 You ever read any Nietzsche? 268 00:15:49,908 --> 00:15:53,912 Nietzsche says there are two kinds of people in the world — 269 00:15:53,995 --> 00:15:56,248 people who are destined for greatness... 270 00:15:56,331 --> 00:16:01,628 like Walt Disney and Hitler. 271 00:16:01,711 --> 00:16:04,172 And then there's the rest of us. 272 00:16:04,256 --> 00:16:08,176 He called us "the bungled and the botched." 273 00:16:09,553 --> 00:16:11,847 We get teased. 274 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:15,058 We sometimes get close to greatness, but... 275 00:16:15,142 --> 00:16:17,144 we never get there. 276 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,731 We're the expendable masses. 277 00:16:25,569 --> 00:16:29,656 We get pushed in front of trains, take poison aspirin... 278 00:16:29,739 --> 00:16:33,201 get gunned down in Dairy Queens. 279 00:16:35,322 --> 00:16:36,329 You — 280 00:16:36,413 --> 00:16:39,833 You want to hear the new title of my biography... 281 00:16:39,916 --> 00:16:42,002 my little Italian friend? 282 00:16:45,088 --> 00:16:49,926 It Was No Fuckin' Picnic: The Jack Lucas Story. 283 00:16:50,010 --> 00:16:51,970 You like it? 284 00:16:52,762 --> 00:16:56,933 "Il Nova Esta" Fuckin' Picnic-o. 285 00:16:59,561 --> 00:17:01,688 You're a good kid. 286 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,690 You say "no" to drugs. 287 00:17:16,745 --> 00:17:19,122 You ever get the feeling sometimes... 288 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,792 you're being punished for your sins? 289 00:18:09,839 --> 00:18:11,675 Hey, what's going on? 290 00:18:15,887 --> 00:18:17,889 I said, what's going on? 291 00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:23,561 What are you doing here, man? 292 00:18:25,272 --> 00:18:27,190 You shouldn't hang around this neighborhood! 293 00:18:27,274 --> 00:18:29,401 I was just leaving. 294 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:32,112 People spend a lot of hard-earned money for this neighborhood. 295 00:18:32,195 --> 00:18:33,947 It's not fair. 296 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:36,783 Lookin' out their windows and see your ass asleep on the streets! 297 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:40,328 - Yes, I agree. Yeah. - Good. That's very good. 298 00:18:40,412 --> 00:18:42,372 Do you believe this drunk? 299 00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,874 Me neither, man. Do it! 300 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:52,716 Hold, varlet... 301 00:18:52,799 --> 00:18:55,719 or feel the sting of my shaft! 302 00:18:58,722 --> 00:19:03,643 In the name of Blanche de Fleur, unhand that errant knight! 303 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,229 Do you speak English? 304 00:19:06,313 --> 00:19:08,940 Let the bum go, dipshit! 305 00:19:10,942 --> 00:19:14,487 Mendacity! Why are two attractive city squires like you... 306 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:16,489 abusing a knight like this? 307 00:19:16,573 --> 00:19:18,241 Are you a faggot too? 308 00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,328 Faggot? No, but I do believe in fairies. 309 00:19:21,762 --> 00:19:24,205 - Not without dinner. - Are you fucking nuts? 310 00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:27,584 Viola! Let's show him what he's won. 311 00:19:27,667 --> 00:19:30,962 - I have to advise you to let us go. - You advise us, huh? 312 00:19:31,046 --> 00:19:33,085 Yes. You're outnumbered, son. 313 00:19:34,007 --> 00:19:36,051 Look and see. 314 00:19:43,099 --> 00:19:45,393 Looks like Night of the Living Dead. 315 00:19:45,477 --> 00:19:48,104 Come on! Go for it! 316 00:19:48,188 --> 00:19:52,317 - They can't do nothin'. - "Can't do nothin'!" "Can't do nothin'!" 317 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:54,194 Nothing? 318 00:19:54,277 --> 00:19:56,529 Gentlemen! 319 00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:02,369 ♪ I like New York in June ♪ 320 00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,704 ♪ How about you? ♪ 321 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:08,750 ♪ I like a Gershwin tune ♪ 322 00:20:08,833 --> 00:20:11,461 ♪ How about you? ♪ 323 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,755 Look, it's showtime. 324 00:20:13,838 --> 00:20:18,051 You know, boys, there's three things in this world that you need. 325 00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,595 Respect for all kinds of life... 326 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,597 a nice bowel movement on a regular basis... 327 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:24,432 and a navy blazer. 328 00:20:24,828 --> 00:20:26,142 And one more thing — 329 00:20:26,226 --> 00:20:29,229 Never take your eye off the ball! 330 00:20:31,106 --> 00:20:34,567 Of course, the ability to bean a shithead can be a fabulous advantage. 331 00:20:41,699 --> 00:20:43,993 Hey, hey. Hey, hey! 332 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,831 Please... don't hurt me. 333 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:52,210 Hey. Why? So you can be healthy when you jump? No. 334 00:20:52,293 --> 00:20:55,255 You can't leave me tied up out here alone, you fucking faggot! 335 00:20:56,220 --> 00:20:58,470 You're not gonna be alone. 336 00:20:59,509 --> 00:21:03,596 No! Come and get it! 337 00:21:04,931 --> 00:21:06,641 I need a drink. 338 00:21:06,724 --> 00:21:09,477 Hey, I know a fabulous place with great ambience. 339 00:21:20,530 --> 00:21:23,116 Hey, so, what do you think of the death penalty, man? 340 00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:26,953 It's definitely a penalty. It ain't no fuckin' gift. 341 00:21:27,036 --> 00:21:28,705 Life's too goddamn short. 342 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,295 Great place, huh? 343 00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:40,216 - How are you tonight? - Not bad, John. And you? 344 00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:41,801 Can't complain. 345 00:21:41,885 --> 00:21:43,845 Can I interest anybody in a fruit pie, huh? 346 00:21:43,928 --> 00:21:47,056 - No, thank you. Too fattening. - Crazy fuckin' — 347 00:21:54,522 --> 00:21:56,024 Give me your hat! 348 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,413 All right. 349 00:22:10,497 --> 00:22:12,415 Have a drink. 350 00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:15,210 - I better be leaving. - Drink, goddamn it! 351 00:22:15,293 --> 00:22:16,794 No. 352 00:22:21,591 --> 00:22:23,593 I think they like you. 353 00:22:24,469 --> 00:22:26,846 ♪ I like New York in June ♪ 354 00:22:26,930 --> 00:22:28,932 ♪ How about you? ♪ 355 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,059 You were great tonight, Parry. 356 00:22:33,269 --> 00:22:35,939 ♪ I like potato chips and moonlight and roses ♪ 357 00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:38,358 ♪ How about you? ♪ 358 00:22:40,485 --> 00:22:41,986 Hi. 359 00:22:42,946 --> 00:22:44,447 Welcome back. 360 00:22:46,032 --> 00:22:49,202 - How you feeling? - Have I died? 361 00:22:49,761 --> 00:22:50,722 No. 362 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:53,915 Hey. Hey, easy. You want to get up? 363 00:22:53,998 --> 00:22:55,833 There you go. Hey, gravity works. Come on. 364 00:22:55,917 --> 00:22:58,086 Take it real slow. There you go. 365 00:22:58,169 --> 00:23:00,421 Take a few breaths, huh? There you are. 366 00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:03,258 - Where am I? - My domicile. 367 00:23:03,341 --> 00:23:05,593 It's my humble abode. 368 00:23:05,677 --> 00:23:08,263 Mi casa is su casa. 369 00:23:09,010 --> 00:23:10,014 You want something to eat? 370 00:23:10,098 --> 00:23:12,850 Because your stomach must be a real tabula rasa after last night. 371 00:23:12,934 --> 00:23:16,229 These are raisins or rat shit. You can't tell sometimes. 372 00:23:17,851 --> 00:23:19,941 Yeah. How about a fruit pie? 373 00:23:22,360 --> 00:23:24,571 You're right about that one. I was off by a couple of months. 374 00:23:24,654 --> 00:23:25,905 Good job. 375 00:23:26,823 --> 00:23:29,617 It's nice to have company. Hi. 376 00:23:29,701 --> 00:23:32,078 - Where are my shoes? - What? 377 00:23:32,161 --> 00:23:33,121 - Where — - What? 378 00:23:33,204 --> 00:23:34,330 What? 379 00:23:34,872 --> 00:23:36,499 Excuse me. 380 00:23:37,375 --> 00:23:39,627 What is it? I got company. 381 00:23:39,711 --> 00:23:41,546 What? 382 00:23:41,629 --> 00:23:44,257 I knew it. I knew it last night. 383 00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,092 I did too. I did. 384 00:23:46,175 --> 00:23:48,595 Don't look at me. Don't — 385 00:23:48,678 --> 00:23:50,346 He's the one. 386 00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:52,932 - Can you keep a secret? - No. 387 00:23:53,016 --> 00:23:55,977 Good, because you know what the little people told me? 388 00:23:56,060 --> 00:23:59,022 - The little people? - You know. 389 00:24:00,440 --> 00:24:03,526 They said you're the one. 390 00:24:04,485 --> 00:24:05,987 The one what? 391 00:24:07,363 --> 00:24:10,116 Shut up! Get away from him! 392 00:24:10,894 --> 00:24:11,951 This will get them back. 393 00:24:12,035 --> 00:24:14,078 Wintergreen. Sorry about this. 394 00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:16,528 There we are. 395 00:24:17,373 --> 00:24:20,627 Yeah. They said you're not ready to know yet. 396 00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,545 I'm not. 397 00:24:22,629 --> 00:24:24,380 He is too! 398 00:24:24,464 --> 00:24:27,133 Get out of here. Fuck off! Beat it. 399 00:24:27,216 --> 00:24:30,136 I have Raid. Yeah, fly up there. 400 00:24:31,117 --> 00:24:32,221 Yeah. 401 00:24:32,305 --> 00:24:34,101 Come on. Out of here. 402 00:24:38,269 --> 00:24:40,730 Hey! You can't be in there. 403 00:24:42,023 --> 00:24:44,025 You're frightening him. 404 00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:47,153 Do you know who I am? 405 00:24:47,236 --> 00:24:49,656 - I'm drawing a blank. - Well, take a guess. 406 00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,442 Let him guess. 407 00:24:54,114 --> 00:24:55,161 I don't know. 408 00:24:55,244 --> 00:24:58,081 You seem to be some kind of vigilante? 409 00:24:58,164 --> 00:25:01,584 Well, that happens along the way, of course, but here's a clue. 410 00:25:05,797 --> 00:25:07,423 A hood ornament. 411 00:25:07,507 --> 00:25:09,342 No. 412 00:25:09,425 --> 00:25:12,512 I'm a knight on a special quest. 413 00:25:13,513 --> 00:25:15,390 And I need help. 414 00:25:18,643 --> 00:25:20,144 Quest. 415 00:25:21,854 --> 00:25:24,107 That's why they sent you. 416 00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,192 - The little — - Yes, yes. 417 00:25:27,318 --> 00:25:29,987 You see, they work for... him. 418 00:25:30,988 --> 00:25:32,990 So do I. 419 00:25:33,074 --> 00:25:34,909 Him? 420 00:25:34,992 --> 00:25:36,911 God. 421 00:25:36,994 --> 00:25:39,706 I'm the janitor of God. 422 00:25:39,789 --> 00:25:41,290 I know. 423 00:25:42,792 --> 00:25:46,045 Yeah. Hey, I know how you feel. 424 00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:48,798 They came to me about a year ago. 425 00:25:48,881 --> 00:25:50,675 I was sitting on the john... 426 00:25:50,758 --> 00:25:53,386 having one of those really satisfying bowel movements. 427 00:25:53,469 --> 00:25:55,430 You know those ones that border on mystical? 428 00:25:55,513 --> 00:25:57,056 Where you're like — 429 00:26:10,236 --> 00:26:12,572 And there they were. 430 00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:17,243 Hundreds of the cutest little fat people... 431 00:26:17,326 --> 00:26:19,495 floating right in front of me. 432 00:26:20,580 --> 00:26:23,291 It was wonderful, and then... 433 00:26:23,374 --> 00:26:25,835 they spoke... 434 00:26:25,918 --> 00:26:28,546 and they said that I had been chosen... 435 00:26:28,629 --> 00:26:31,799 to get back something very special that he had lost... 436 00:26:31,883 --> 00:26:33,551 and my part would be very dangerous. 437 00:26:33,634 --> 00:26:36,471 And I said, "Whoa! Hold it right there." 438 00:26:36,554 --> 00:26:39,056 I mean, you start seeing floating little fat people... 439 00:26:39,140 --> 00:26:41,976 that tell you that you're on a mission from God... 440 00:26:42,059 --> 00:26:44,353 they'll slap you some heavy Thorazine. 441 00:26:44,437 --> 00:26:47,064 I said, "Give me a sign." 442 00:26:47,148 --> 00:26:49,567 And they said, "Look in Progressive Architecture. 443 00:26:49,650 --> 00:26:51,819 February '88. Page 33." 444 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:56,532 That's pretty specific, huh? 445 00:26:56,616 --> 00:26:58,159 Bingo! 446 00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:01,245 He knows. He knows. He knows. 447 00:27:01,329 --> 00:27:03,790 It's right here. Where is it? A, B, F — F, M! 448 00:27:03,873 --> 00:27:05,792 M! M. 449 00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:07,960 It's under "miscellaneous," not "mythology." 450 00:27:08,629 --> 00:27:10,463 Look at this. Here it is. 451 00:27:10,546 --> 00:27:12,465 Let's see this. 452 00:27:15,343 --> 00:27:17,220 Look. See it? 453 00:27:18,146 --> 00:27:19,722 Langdon Carmichael. 454 00:27:19,806 --> 00:27:23,059 No, no. Right there. See it? 455 00:27:23,893 --> 00:27:25,394 What? 456 00:27:26,979 --> 00:27:28,481 The grail. 457 00:27:30,942 --> 00:27:32,902 The Holy Grail. 458 00:27:34,904 --> 00:27:37,698 It's God's symbol of divine grace. 459 00:27:37,782 --> 00:27:39,867 - The Holy — - Yes. 460 00:27:39,951 --> 00:27:44,664 Some billionaire has got the Holy Grail in his library on Fifth Avenue. 461 00:27:44,747 --> 00:27:47,959 My thoughts exactly. Who'd think you'd find anything divine on the Upper East Side? 462 00:27:48,042 --> 00:27:50,336 I don't mean to be flippant or enrage you or anything... 463 00:27:50,419 --> 00:27:52,046 but you're a psychotic man. 464 00:27:52,129 --> 00:27:54,924 - I know. - A very nice psychotic man. 465 00:27:55,827 --> 00:27:57,718 I appreciate what you did. 466 00:27:57,802 --> 00:28:01,013 - I think it was a brave and noble thing. - Stop. You're embarrassing me. 467 00:28:01,097 --> 00:28:03,599 I'm sure I'm gonna see a lot of you... 468 00:28:03,683 --> 00:28:06,018 On various talk shows when you get the grail. 469 00:28:06,102 --> 00:28:08,312 Please, don't go. 470 00:28:08,396 --> 00:28:10,523 I can't. 471 00:28:10,606 --> 00:28:12,358 I can't get it. 472 00:28:13,651 --> 00:28:15,903 Because he's out there. 473 00:28:15,987 --> 00:28:18,281 He's always out there. 474 00:28:20,616 --> 00:28:23,661 That's why you can get it. That's why you're the one. 475 00:28:25,746 --> 00:28:28,040 I'm not the one. 476 00:28:28,124 --> 00:28:30,084 I'm not anyone. 477 00:28:33,671 --> 00:28:38,050 Forget about the shoes. I'm going to take a cab — 478 00:28:38,134 --> 00:28:39,719 - Parry. - Parry. 479 00:28:39,802 --> 00:28:41,804 - I'm Jack. - I know. 480 00:28:47,894 --> 00:28:50,605 Wait. Don't — 481 00:28:50,688 --> 00:28:52,481 They're... here they are. 482 00:28:54,233 --> 00:28:57,153 Jack, Jack, here you go. 483 00:28:57,236 --> 00:28:59,155 As they were. 484 00:29:00,681 --> 00:29:02,450 You can keep the doll. 485 00:29:05,995 --> 00:29:07,663 Hey, thanks a mil, huh? 486 00:29:07,747 --> 00:29:10,750 Hey, now that you know where we are, don't be a stranger. 487 00:29:10,833 --> 00:29:12,835 Come back. We'll rummage. 488 00:29:14,003 --> 00:29:17,632 Take care of yourself, Jack. Give my love to the wife, huh? 489 00:29:18,507 --> 00:29:21,719 - I'm not married. - Really? You look married. 490 00:29:25,264 --> 00:29:27,266 Hey, don't be a stranger. 491 00:29:28,768 --> 00:29:30,353 See you. 492 00:29:42,114 --> 00:29:44,742 Hey! Hey, where you coming from? 493 00:29:46,590 --> 00:29:48,120 The basement, I think. 494 00:29:49,789 --> 00:29:52,041 I tell him no visitors! 495 00:29:52,124 --> 00:29:53,418 Hey, hold it. Hold it. 496 00:29:54,669 --> 00:29:56,963 Listen, are you a friend of Parry's? 497 00:29:57,046 --> 00:29:59,799 - No. - I don't allow no entertainin'. 498 00:29:59,882 --> 00:30:03,636 Look, I let him stay here out of the goodness of my heart because of the tragedy... 499 00:30:03,719 --> 00:30:07,848 but I'm not runnin' a hotel and nobody's taking advantage of me. 500 00:30:07,932 --> 00:30:09,433 Tragedy? 501 00:30:09,517 --> 00:30:13,521 He and his wife were in some bar and some nut comes in with a shotgun... 502 00:30:13,604 --> 00:30:15,815 and blew the place apart... 503 00:30:15,898 --> 00:30:19,276 splattered her brains all over the walls. 504 00:30:19,360 --> 00:30:21,612 She was a beautiful girl. 505 00:30:21,696 --> 00:30:23,656 Never knew what hit her. 506 00:30:23,739 --> 00:30:27,410 You oughta heard about that. Th-That nut who listened to the radio? 507 00:30:28,744 --> 00:30:31,372 You could have been attacked. You could have been raped. God knows what. 508 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:34,417 - I was up all night long, Jack. - Sorry. 509 00:30:36,252 --> 00:30:38,462 - Yeah? - Guy wants to check out the pornos. 510 00:30:38,546 --> 00:30:40,673 So send him back. 511 00:30:40,756 --> 00:30:42,508 What the hell happened? 512 00:30:42,591 --> 00:30:45,094 - I was attacked. - What? 513 00:30:46,769 --> 00:30:48,347 Baby. 514 00:30:48,431 --> 00:30:50,474 Two kids tried to set me on fire. 515 00:30:50,753 --> 00:30:52,184 My God. What — 516 00:30:52,268 --> 00:30:53,979 What did they do to you, ba — 517 00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:56,188 You almost done? 518 00:30:56,272 --> 00:30:58,524 What are you looking for? You looking for a story? What? 519 00:30:58,607 --> 00:31:00,109 I've seen most of them. 520 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,862 Here. Creamer versus Creamer. Won an award. Go. 521 00:31:06,407 --> 00:31:08,951 Did you call the police? You want me to call up the doctor? 522 00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:11,537 - Tell me what you want me — - No, I'm fine. 523 00:31:12,121 --> 00:31:14,040 Are you sure? 524 00:31:16,792 --> 00:31:19,462 So where did you sleep last night? 525 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:22,089 I stayed at a friend's, Anne. 526 00:31:24,133 --> 00:31:28,429 Okay, Jack. Jack, I want you to be up front with me now. 527 00:31:28,512 --> 00:31:31,057 If you're seeing somebody else, just tell me. 528 00:31:31,140 --> 00:31:34,060 You don't have to pour gasoline all over yourself and light a match... 529 00:31:34,143 --> 00:31:36,437 just to break up with me here. 530 00:31:36,520 --> 00:31:38,022 Just tell me the truth. 531 00:31:38,105 --> 00:31:42,485 Anne, I was not seeing anyone else. I was — I really was attacked. 532 00:31:45,613 --> 00:31:47,114 Okay. 533 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:54,038 - I've got a cut here. - Okay. I see it now. 534 00:31:54,121 --> 00:31:55,956 I'm sorry. 535 00:31:56,040 --> 00:31:58,793 I love you. What are you going to do? 536 00:32:00,336 --> 00:32:02,254 You don't have to say it back... 537 00:32:02,338 --> 00:32:05,049 although it wouldn't break your jaw to try. 538 00:32:08,677 --> 00:32:10,638 You know what the Holy Grail is? 539 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:13,474 Holy Grail? Yeah, I know that one. 540 00:32:13,557 --> 00:32:16,477 That was like... Jesus' juice glass. 541 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:17,567 Yeah. 542 00:32:19,169 --> 00:32:21,023 Yeah. I used to be such a Catholic. 543 00:32:21,107 --> 00:32:23,150 - Do you still believe in God? - Yeah. 544 00:32:23,234 --> 00:32:25,111 You gotta believe in God. 545 00:32:25,194 --> 00:32:28,280 But I don't believe that God made men in his image. 546 00:32:29,020 --> 00:32:31,575 'Cause most of the shit that happens is 'cause of men. 547 00:32:31,659 --> 00:32:35,037 Nah. I think man was made in the devil's image... 548 00:32:35,121 --> 00:32:37,289 and women were created out of God... 549 00:32:37,373 --> 00:32:41,001 'cause, after all, women can have babies, which is kind of like creating... 550 00:32:41,085 --> 00:32:44,797 and which also accounts for the fact that women are so attracted to men... 551 00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:48,676 'cause let's face it — the devil is a hell of a lot more interesting. 552 00:32:48,759 --> 00:32:51,971 I've slept with some saints in my day, and believe me, I know what I'm talking about. 553 00:32:52,522 --> 00:32:53,681 Boring. 554 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:59,061 So, the whole point of life — the whole point of life, I think... 555 00:32:59,145 --> 00:33:02,189 is for men and women to get married... 556 00:33:02,273 --> 00:33:05,317 so that God and the devil can get together... 557 00:33:05,401 --> 00:33:07,570 and work it out. 558 00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:11,657 Not that we have to get married or anything. 559 00:33:11,740 --> 00:33:14,076 God forbid. 560 00:33:14,160 --> 00:33:16,912 You have a little... thing right here. 561 00:33:16,996 --> 00:33:18,622 What, a pimple? 562 00:33:19,073 --> 00:33:20,916 Yeah. This stuff is supposed to blend with my skin. 563 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,335 Like it really works, you know? 564 00:33:26,380 --> 00:33:29,383 No. I don't think I'm up for it tonight, honey. 565 00:33:30,801 --> 00:33:33,304 I just had a very traumatic experience. 566 00:33:33,387 --> 00:33:34,847 I know. 567 00:33:34,930 --> 00:33:37,516 I - I'm getting sick. 568 00:33:41,437 --> 00:33:43,856 - Careful, careful, careful now. - Hey. 569 00:33:43,939 --> 00:33:47,526 Anne, I spent the night in a boiler room. 570 00:33:47,610 --> 00:33:50,696 I'm tired. I'm upset. I don't — 571 00:33:51,614 --> 00:33:53,908 I'm — I'm not in the mood, okay? 572 00:33:53,991 --> 00:33:55,492 Okay. 573 00:34:08,130 --> 00:34:09,882 Okay. 574 00:34:18,261 --> 00:34:19,763 Parry? 575 00:34:21,852 --> 00:34:23,354 Parry? 576 00:35:31,249 --> 00:35:33,590 Can I help you? 577 00:35:33,674 --> 00:35:35,926 I was looking for Parry. 578 00:35:36,010 --> 00:35:38,387 He's not here. 579 00:35:38,470 --> 00:35:42,391 The hospital said it would be best if we kept certain things away from him. 580 00:35:42,474 --> 00:35:45,686 There. Now, there's his real name. Henry Sagan. 581 00:35:45,769 --> 00:35:47,855 He was a teacher over at Hunter College. 582 00:35:47,938 --> 00:35:52,359 They kept him in a mental place over on Staten Island. 583 00:35:52,443 --> 00:35:54,320 He did not speak for a year. 584 00:35:54,403 --> 00:35:56,739 Then all of a sudden, he started talking. 585 00:35:56,822 --> 00:35:59,033 Only now he's this Parry guy. 586 00:36:00,743 --> 00:36:03,412 He and his wife used to live upstairs. 587 00:36:03,495 --> 00:36:06,957 When he got released, they sent him here. 588 00:36:08,584 --> 00:36:11,003 I felt bad. 589 00:36:11,086 --> 00:36:13,839 He couldn't work. Nobody wanted him. 590 00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:16,925 So I let him stay in the basement. 591 00:36:17,009 --> 00:36:20,429 He helped out. I'd give him a couple dollars. 592 00:36:20,512 --> 00:36:23,098 People throw things away. He gets them. 593 00:36:24,141 --> 00:36:26,268 She was a beautiful girl. 594 00:36:27,269 --> 00:36:29,229 He was crazy about her. 595 00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:33,859 I appreciate the way you deal with people. 596 00:36:33,942 --> 00:36:35,569 I really do. I'm a big fan. 597 00:36:35,652 --> 00:36:37,321 Well, good. I enjoy appreciation. 598 00:36:37,404 --> 00:36:39,740 Listen, I especially appreciated the other day... 599 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:42,493 when you told that homeless schmuck, who do he think he is... 600 00:36:42,576 --> 00:36:44,745 talking about the money that you made? 601 00:36:44,828 --> 00:36:49,041 - Yeah, well, I gotta — - Who was he to ask Jack Lucas anything? 602 00:36:49,124 --> 00:36:51,794 - Asshole. - A scumbag like that? 603 00:36:51,877 --> 00:36:55,798 I liked how you dealt with him. I really did. I did the same thing the other day. 604 00:36:55,881 --> 00:36:57,716 It was perfect Jack Lucas style. 605 00:36:57,800 --> 00:37:00,135 I listen to you every day, and I'm telling you... 606 00:37:00,219 --> 00:37:02,262 you are a consistent, integral man. 607 00:37:02,346 --> 00:37:04,014 I mean it 608 00:37:04,098 --> 00:37:07,017 What's the matter, baby?? Can't sleep? 609 00:37:11,438 --> 00:37:12,625 Yeah. 610 00:37:13,816 --> 00:37:15,570 I'll tell you something, Anne. 611 00:37:16,703 --> 00:37:18,523 I really feel cursed. 612 00:37:19,321 --> 00:37:20,594 Stop it. 613 00:37:21,532 --> 00:37:23,075 Things will change. 614 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:25,744 I feel like I'm a magnet, but I attract shit. 615 00:37:27,079 --> 00:37:29,248 Out of all the people in the city... 616 00:37:29,331 --> 00:37:31,750 why did I meet a man whose wife I killed? 617 00:37:31,834 --> 00:37:34,795 You didn't kill anybody. Stop it. 618 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:38,090 I wish there was some way I could... 619 00:37:39,550 --> 00:37:43,846 just... pay the fine and go home. 620 00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:53,772 Hey, I know. I know. 621 00:37:55,090 --> 00:37:56,449 Baby. 622 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,842 Have you seen Parry? 623 00:38:42,571 --> 00:38:44,656 Deign, Princess, to remember this, thy faithful slave... 624 00:38:44,740 --> 00:38:47,242 who now endures such misery for love of thee. 625 00:38:51,054 --> 00:38:52,617 - Parry. - Hi, Jack. 626 00:38:56,502 --> 00:38:58,504 I thought maybe you could use a couple of — 627 00:38:58,587 --> 00:39:00,088 Come on. 628 00:39:03,622 --> 00:39:04,676 What? I - 629 00:39:08,638 --> 00:39:10,349 I'm sorry. 630 00:39:10,848 --> 00:39:12,893 She'll be back. 631 00:39:20,943 --> 00:39:23,028 - Isn't she a vision? - Yeah. Gorgeous. 632 00:39:23,111 --> 00:39:25,739 - Look... I just wanted to — - Come on. 633 00:39:25,822 --> 00:39:26,806 I — 634 00:39:27,366 --> 00:39:29,451 Wait, wait. Look. Look. Hey, look. 635 00:39:29,535 --> 00:39:32,538 I'm leaving. I'm going. I just wanted to give you — 636 00:39:34,248 --> 00:39:35,249 Shit! 637 00:39:37,793 --> 00:39:39,128 Wait. 638 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:41,630 Now. 639 00:39:43,966 --> 00:39:46,385 No. Here. Come here. 640 00:39:46,769 --> 00:39:47,928 This way. 641 00:39:48,011 --> 00:39:49,513 Down! 642 00:39:52,349 --> 00:39:54,393 Jack. 643 00:39:57,187 --> 00:39:59,648 She buys a new book every two days. 644 00:40:02,327 --> 00:40:04,069 Hey, sweetheart. What the hell you doing? 645 00:40:04,984 --> 00:40:06,280 She's into trash. 646 00:40:06,363 --> 00:40:08,323 But what are you gonna do? 647 00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:15,664 Jack. 648 00:40:18,834 --> 00:40:20,586 Jack, come here. 649 00:40:24,242 --> 00:40:25,591 She loves dumplings. 650 00:40:25,674 --> 00:40:27,968 - Yeah. - That's her Wednesday ritual. 651 00:40:29,511 --> 00:40:32,931 It's so sweet, how she does that every time. 652 00:40:35,851 --> 00:40:39,605 We're looking through the window. You got a problem with that, buddy? 653 00:40:39,688 --> 00:40:41,732 - I'm looking through the fuckin' window. - Jack. 654 00:40:41,822 --> 00:40:43,268 - Come on. Let's go. - Okay, okay. 655 00:40:43,942 --> 00:40:45,135 Sorry. Got it. 656 00:40:48,780 --> 00:40:52,200 If anybody ever told me I'd be in love with a girl who chews jawbreakers... 657 00:40:52,284 --> 00:40:55,203 I'd say they're nuts — but look at that jaw. 658 00:41:01,043 --> 00:41:02,711 - I'll go. - There she goes. 659 00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:05,380 It's — 660 00:41:07,848 --> 00:41:09,968 - Isn't she — - You follow her every day. 661 00:41:10,340 --> 00:41:13,180 It's not like that. I'm deeply smitten. 662 00:41:13,263 --> 00:41:15,807 - Who is she? What's her name? - I don't know. 663 00:41:15,891 --> 00:41:17,398 A cooler! 664 00:41:19,562 --> 00:41:21,313 That's beautiful. It needs a little work. 665 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:23,732 - Here. Come here. - What? Jack. 666 00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:26,568 I just would like to help you. 667 00:41:27,569 --> 00:41:29,613 Fifty dollars? 668 00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:32,074 All right. All right. Here, look. Here's another 20. 669 00:41:32,157 --> 00:41:35,160 - Will that do it? - Seventy dollars. That — 670 00:41:36,453 --> 00:41:39,414 How much is this gonna take? 671 00:41:40,749 --> 00:41:43,502 You're so nice, Jack. Jack. 672 00:41:43,585 --> 00:41:46,672 - No, that's okay. It's okay. - You mensch, you. 673 00:41:49,341 --> 00:41:51,760 That's — Hey, can I take you to lunch, huh? 674 00:41:51,843 --> 00:41:53,845 No, I got to go back to work. 675 00:41:55,597 --> 00:41:57,265 Take care of yourself. 676 00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:10,696 Sell! 677 00:42:10,779 --> 00:42:12,406 Sell! 678 00:42:12,489 --> 00:42:14,116 - Here. - Sell! 679 00:42:17,953 --> 00:42:19,287 Take care. 680 00:42:19,371 --> 00:42:23,291 - Buy! Buy! Buy! - Yes. 681 00:42:23,375 --> 00:42:24,757 Fuck 'em all! 682 00:42:25,127 --> 00:42:27,129 Hey, what are you doing? Give that back. 683 00:42:27,212 --> 00:42:29,256 Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack! 684 00:42:29,339 --> 00:42:31,591 What are you doing? Jack, let go. Let go. 685 00:42:31,675 --> 00:42:33,719 - What are you doing? - What the fuck were you doing? 686 00:42:33,802 --> 00:42:35,637 Jack! Why did you do that? 687 00:42:35,721 --> 00:42:38,223 - I gave that to you! - What am I going to do with it? 688 00:42:38,306 --> 00:42:41,059 I don't know, but I gave it to you to help you, not to help him! 689 00:42:41,143 --> 00:42:44,438 Jack, if you really want to help me — 690 00:42:55,449 --> 00:42:57,409 Okay, you can open your eyes. 691 00:42:57,492 --> 00:42:59,046 Pretty impressive, huh? 692 00:42:59,619 --> 00:43:01,079 But don't let it scare you. 693 00:43:01,163 --> 00:43:03,290 As formidable as it seems, everything has its weakness. 694 00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:04,875 Hey, at least there's no moat. 695 00:43:04,958 --> 00:43:08,128 You can't just break into Langdon Carmichael's house. 696 00:43:08,211 --> 00:43:10,714 - This man's done nothing. - Hey! I'll deal with it. 697 00:43:10,797 --> 00:43:12,758 Jack, let's go through this one more time, okay? 698 00:43:12,841 --> 00:43:15,177 - Look, please, listen to me. - There is the Holy Grail ins — 699 00:43:15,260 --> 00:43:17,888 Don't start drooling or rolling your eyes when I tell you this... 700 00:43:17,971 --> 00:43:19,931 but you shouldn't be doing this. 701 00:43:20,015 --> 00:43:24,269 - There is no Holy Grail. - Jack, ye of little faith. 702 00:43:24,352 --> 00:43:26,104 Jack, there has to be a grail. 703 00:43:26,188 --> 00:43:28,440 What were the crusades, the pope's publicity stunt? 704 00:43:28,726 --> 00:43:30,692 You heathen, there's a grail. Come on. 705 00:43:30,776 --> 00:43:32,694 Hey. Look, wait. Wait a minute. Look. 706 00:43:32,778 --> 00:43:33,840 Hey! 707 00:43:33,949 --> 00:43:38,825 You're only partly insane. People like you can lead semi-normal lives. 708 00:43:38,909 --> 00:43:41,620 - You can get a job. - I have a job, Jack. 709 00:43:41,703 --> 00:43:43,914 I have a quest. 710 00:43:43,997 --> 00:43:46,500 I take it back. You're fucking deranged. 711 00:43:46,583 --> 00:43:48,877 You're gonna get yourself killed trying to get in there. 712 00:43:49,961 --> 00:43:51,922 That's so sweet. 713 00:43:52,005 --> 00:43:54,966 Now, I know what you're trying to do. You're trying to protect me, aren't you? 714 00:43:55,050 --> 00:43:57,803 - You think there's danger in there. - No. I think you're a moron. 715 00:43:57,886 --> 00:43:59,888 And I don't want to get in trouble. 716 00:44:01,097 --> 00:44:04,142 You care. First the money, now this. 717 00:44:04,811 --> 00:44:07,229 That's so sweet. You fabulous guy! 718 00:44:08,396 --> 00:44:10,482 Don't hug me in public again. Okay? 719 00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:12,484 Men with men. Jack! 720 00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:15,320 I love this guy! 721 00:44:15,403 --> 00:44:18,824 You hear me? I love this guy! 722 00:44:19,282 --> 00:44:20,826 You hear me, jaded city? 723 00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:23,829 - Will you shut up! - I love Jack. He cares. 724 00:44:24,310 --> 00:44:26,665 Jack, in this jaded motherfuckin' city — 725 00:44:26,748 --> 00:44:28,834 Will you — Will you shut up! 726 00:44:28,917 --> 00:44:31,086 You hear me? I'm loopy about this guy. 727 00:44:31,512 --> 00:44:35,257 Jack! You're a real human being. 728 00:44:35,340 --> 00:44:38,677 You're a friend, a true friend. 729 00:44:39,678 --> 00:44:41,638 I'm not. Believe me. 730 00:44:43,223 --> 00:44:45,225 - I'm scum. - Come on. 731 00:44:45,308 --> 00:44:47,978 I'm not going to listen. You're an honest-to-goodness good guy. 732 00:44:48,061 --> 00:44:50,063 I'm self-centered. I'm weak. 733 00:44:51,147 --> 00:44:53,358 I don't have the willpower of a fly on shit. 734 00:44:53,441 --> 00:44:55,026 Maybe that's why the little people sent you. 735 00:44:55,110 --> 00:44:57,028 They knew that. It's like magic. 736 00:44:57,112 --> 00:45:00,240 I don't believe in little floating people, okay? 737 00:45:00,323 --> 00:45:02,450 There is no magic. 738 00:45:03,451 --> 00:45:06,121 But you're still gonna help me, Jack. That's what matters. 739 00:45:06,204 --> 00:45:08,999 - Parry. Parry, or whatever your name is — - Jack. Jack. 740 00:45:09,082 --> 00:45:11,293 You know none of this is true. The grail, the voices. 741 00:45:11,376 --> 00:45:14,254 - Jack, you can't — - There's a part of you that knows it's not true. 742 00:45:14,337 --> 00:45:16,715 - I think we have to start planning now. - Parry, listen to me. 743 00:45:16,798 --> 00:45:19,885 Jack. Jack. You're acting weird, Jack. 744 00:45:21,011 --> 00:45:24,639 - I know who you are. You're a — - Jack! 745 00:45:24,723 --> 00:45:27,017 - Let go of me, Jack! - You used to teach at Hunter College. 746 00:45:27,100 --> 00:45:29,769 - No! No! - Parry, you're a teacher. 747 00:45:30,368 --> 00:45:31,970 Parry! 748 00:45:33,231 --> 00:45:34,733 No! 749 00:45:44,367 --> 00:45:47,078 Parry! Parry! 750 00:45:52,375 --> 00:45:54,419 What are you looking at? 751 00:45:56,338 --> 00:45:59,674 - Parry. - No! No! 752 00:46:00,842 --> 00:46:02,802 - What? - Jack. Jack. 753 00:46:08,350 --> 00:46:10,018 He's afraid of you. 754 00:46:12,395 --> 00:46:14,773 We've got him! Come on! 755 00:46:19,194 --> 00:46:20,862 Holy shit! 756 00:46:20,946 --> 00:46:22,155 Parry! 757 00:46:24,032 --> 00:46:26,368 Parry! 758 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:27,953 Parry! 759 00:46:30,789 --> 00:46:32,040 Parry! 760 00:46:37,253 --> 00:46:39,798 Hey! Parry! 761 00:46:39,881 --> 00:46:41,925 Parry. Parry! 762 00:46:42,008 --> 00:46:44,344 I got him, Jack! 763 00:47:06,199 --> 00:47:07,464 Parry! 764 00:47:10,286 --> 00:47:11,788 Yes! 765 00:47:23,133 --> 00:47:25,468 I got you, you medieval alien! 766 00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,836 I'm dying. 767 00:47:59,919 --> 00:48:02,255 I can't breathe. 768 00:48:03,965 --> 00:48:05,967 Isn't this a beautiful spot, Jack? 769 00:48:06,843 --> 00:48:09,637 Who — Who have we been chasing? 770 00:48:09,721 --> 00:48:11,639 Can I ask this question now? 771 00:48:12,724 --> 00:48:14,726 He's gone now. 772 00:48:15,191 --> 00:48:16,936 We had him on the run, didn't we? 773 00:48:17,129 --> 00:48:19,773 If we had horses, we'd have had his ass. Ooh, boy. 774 00:48:19,856 --> 00:48:21,483 - Who? - What? 775 00:48:24,152 --> 00:48:25,928 Who have we been chasing? 776 00:48:26,529 --> 00:48:28,281 Jack, I thought you saw him. 777 00:48:28,364 --> 00:48:29,908 Saw who? 778 00:48:29,991 --> 00:48:31,743 The Red Knight. 779 00:48:32,952 --> 00:48:34,829 Okay. 780 00:48:37,624 --> 00:48:41,586 I gave you the money. You want to keep it, fine. 781 00:48:41,669 --> 00:48:43,505 You want to give it away, fine. 782 00:48:45,090 --> 00:48:48,259 I just want you to know I did give him the money. Okay? 783 00:48:48,343 --> 00:48:51,012 Are we clear? 784 00:48:53,056 --> 00:48:55,600 Who are you talking to, Jack? 785 00:48:57,519 --> 00:49:01,523 Help me, somebody, please! 786 00:49:01,606 --> 00:49:03,733 Heaven be praised in giving so soon an opportunity for me... 787 00:49:03,817 --> 00:49:05,610 to fulfill the duties of my profession. 788 00:49:05,693 --> 00:49:08,363 No! Help me! 789 00:49:08,446 --> 00:49:10,448 These cries doubtless proceed from some miserable male or female... 790 00:49:10,532 --> 00:49:12,492 in need of my immediate aid and protection. 791 00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:15,537 - Jack. I gotta go. - This is too hard. 792 00:49:16,538 --> 00:49:19,082 - Help me! - Will you stop! 793 00:49:19,165 --> 00:49:22,669 Will you, lady on the horse, please trample me? 794 00:49:22,752 --> 00:49:25,130 - What are you — What are you — - Over here! 795 00:49:26,673 --> 00:49:29,134 - No! No! Get away from me! - Jack, please. 796 00:49:29,217 --> 00:49:31,553 - Get away, please! - I'm not going to hurt you. 797 00:49:31,636 --> 00:49:34,305 - I'm not going to hurt you! - That's what the other guy said. 798 00:49:34,389 --> 00:49:36,975 - Leave me alone, please! - Please, I want to help you. 799 00:49:37,058 --> 00:49:40,228 No. I want to go! Please, let me go now. 800 00:49:40,311 --> 00:49:43,815 Scarecrow, they knocked the stuffing — Come on. Let me help you up. 801 00:49:43,898 --> 00:49:47,152 No. I want a debutante on a horse to step on me, please. 802 00:49:47,235 --> 00:49:49,821 - Parry. - Leave me alone. 803 00:49:49,904 --> 00:49:52,657 Sorry to tell you this, but the days of debutantes are over. 804 00:49:52,740 --> 00:49:54,659 And isn't it awful? 805 00:49:54,742 --> 00:49:56,786 Poor little Gloria. 806 00:49:56,870 --> 00:49:58,872 Poor Brenda Frazier. 807 00:49:58,955 --> 00:50:02,333 They ruined them. They ate 'em alive. 808 00:50:02,417 --> 00:50:04,752 Yeah, but what about Slim Keith, that little Guggenheim girl? 809 00:50:04,836 --> 00:50:08,214 Impostors! Leave me alone! 810 00:50:08,298 --> 00:50:11,509 - Jack, come on. Lend a hand. - Listen, he just needs to sleep it off. 811 00:50:11,593 --> 00:50:14,387 - Somebody will take care of him. - Who, Mother Teresa? She's retired. 812 00:50:14,470 --> 00:50:16,264 Come on. It's just us. Let's go. 813 00:50:16,347 --> 00:50:18,683 Maybe he wants to stay here. Do you want to stay here? 814 00:50:18,766 --> 00:50:22,187 Yeah, sure. I'll just love bleeding in horseshit. 815 00:50:22,270 --> 00:50:24,689 How very Gandhi-esque of you. 816 00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:27,275 Jack? 817 00:50:27,358 --> 00:50:29,277 Get out of the way. 818 00:50:32,614 --> 00:50:34,908 Dr. Klein to Physiotherapy. 819 00:50:34,991 --> 00:50:38,328 No, please. Please, I was born in a place like this. 820 00:50:38,411 --> 00:50:40,079 I don't want to be here. 821 00:50:40,163 --> 00:50:43,041 - Please, let me — Please. - Come on. 822 00:50:43,124 --> 00:50:45,335 Jack, take care of him. 823 00:50:45,418 --> 00:50:48,463 No, no, no, no, no! I want to go. Please, let me go. 824 00:50:48,546 --> 00:50:50,423 Where? Where do you want to go? 825 00:50:50,506 --> 00:50:53,509 To a nice place that I know about. 826 00:50:53,593 --> 00:50:57,055 - Well, maybe we can go there later. - We can't go there tonight. 827 00:50:57,138 --> 00:50:59,057 Maybe we can. Where do you want to go? 828 00:50:59,140 --> 00:51:02,602 We can't. No, we can't. 829 00:51:07,565 --> 00:51:11,277 Hey, come on. Maybe we can. Where do you want to go? 830 00:51:11,361 --> 00:51:12,862 Venice. 831 00:51:13,821 --> 00:51:17,242 Like Katharine Hepburn in Summertime. 832 00:51:17,325 --> 00:51:21,329 Why can't I be Katharine Hepburn? 833 00:51:21,412 --> 00:51:23,748 I want to die. 834 00:51:23,831 --> 00:51:27,001 - I just want to die. - Hey. 835 00:51:28,506 --> 00:51:29,963 Okay, ready? 836 00:51:30,046 --> 00:51:32,423 ♪ I like New York in June ♪ 837 00:51:32,507 --> 00:51:34,634 - I'm in the wrong place. - Aren't we all? 838 00:51:34,717 --> 00:51:37,178 ♪ I like a Gershwin tune ♪ 839 00:51:38,179 --> 00:51:39,931 Don't hold back. Okay! 840 00:51:40,014 --> 00:51:41,933 ♪ I like to read good books ♪ 841 00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:44,394 I don't know what to do with the children, where we're gonna put 'em. 842 00:51:44,477 --> 00:51:47,772 Goddamn daughter-in-law comes in the house looking for dust balls. 843 00:51:47,855 --> 00:51:51,401 Get the fuck out of my dining room, you asshole! 844 00:51:51,484 --> 00:51:53,903 That's wonderful feeling, but you're stretching. 845 00:51:53,987 --> 00:51:56,781 Come on, tempo. Allegro, people, allegro. 846 00:51:56,864 --> 00:51:58,032 Okay. 847 00:51:58,116 --> 00:52:00,451 When you — 848 00:52:03,162 --> 00:52:07,959 Did you lose your mind all of a sudden, or was it a slow, gradual process? 849 00:52:10,753 --> 00:52:12,255 Well... 850 00:52:13,464 --> 00:52:16,467 I'm a singer by trade. 851 00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:19,470 Summer stock, nightclub revues. That sort of thing. 852 00:52:19,554 --> 00:52:23,266 And God, I absolutely lived for it. 853 00:52:23,349 --> 00:52:25,768 I can do Gypsy — every part. 854 00:52:25,852 --> 00:52:27,395 I can do it backwards. 855 00:52:27,478 --> 00:52:30,440 But then one night, right in the middle of singing ♪ Funny ♪... 856 00:52:30,523 --> 00:52:32,483 suddenly it hit me — 857 00:52:32,567 --> 00:52:35,153 What does all this mean? 858 00:52:35,236 --> 00:52:39,073 I mean, that plus the fact that I'd watched all my friends die. 859 00:52:43,036 --> 00:52:44,723 Sound like a veteran, don't I? 860 00:52:45,450 --> 00:52:47,528 - Fuck off! - My dad would be so proud of me. 861 00:52:47,569 --> 00:52:48,778 Hey. 862 00:52:49,334 --> 00:52:51,586 - Pizza! - And about time. 863 00:52:52,653 --> 00:52:54,067 Thank God. 864 00:53:12,273 --> 00:53:14,359 Never going to find her in this crowd. 865 00:53:15,109 --> 00:53:16,819 She's like clockwork, Jack. 866 00:53:16,903 --> 00:53:18,946 She comes through here at the same time every day. 867 00:53:19,030 --> 00:53:20,615 She's late. 868 00:53:24,577 --> 00:53:26,079 Thank you. 869 00:53:27,121 --> 00:53:28,748 Parry? 870 00:53:29,582 --> 00:53:33,336 Parry? Did you hear Jimmy Nichols got picked up yesterday? 871 00:53:37,999 --> 00:53:39,384 - Yeah? - Yeah. 872 00:53:39,467 --> 00:53:41,210 He got caught pissing on a bookstore. 873 00:53:42,053 --> 00:53:43,763 Man's a pig. 874 00:53:43,846 --> 00:53:45,921 No excuse for that. Thank you, babe. 875 00:53:47,100 --> 00:53:51,270 We're headed for social anarchy when people start pissing on bookstores. 876 00:53:53,523 --> 00:53:56,818 Asshole. Didn't even look at you. 877 00:53:56,901 --> 00:54:00,488 Well, he's paying so he don't have to look. 878 00:54:02,824 --> 00:54:07,328 Say, guy goes to work every day eight hours a day, seven days a week. 879 00:54:07,412 --> 00:54:09,288 He gets his nuts so tight in a vise... 880 00:54:09,372 --> 00:54:13,459 that he starts questioning the very fabric of his existence. 881 00:54:14,335 --> 00:54:17,588 Then one day, about quitting time, the boss calls him into the office... 882 00:54:17,672 --> 00:54:20,550 and says, "Hey, Bob, why don't you come on in here... 883 00:54:20,633 --> 00:54:23,511 and kiss my ass for me, will you?" 884 00:54:23,594 --> 00:54:26,597 Well, he says, "Hell with it. 885 00:54:26,681 --> 00:54:28,683 I don't care what happens. 886 00:54:30,101 --> 00:54:32,103 I just want to see the expression on his face... 887 00:54:32,186 --> 00:54:35,565 as I jam this pair of scissors into his arm." 888 00:54:38,436 --> 00:54:40,027 Then he thinks of me. 889 00:54:41,195 --> 00:54:43,030 He says, "Wait a minute. 890 00:54:43,114 --> 00:54:45,366 I got both my arms, I got both my legs. 891 00:54:45,450 --> 00:54:47,785 At least I'm not begging for a living." 892 00:54:49,579 --> 00:54:51,789 Sure enough, Bob's gonna put those scissors down... 893 00:54:51,873 --> 00:54:53,624 and pucker right up. 894 00:54:54,250 --> 00:54:58,296 You see, I'm what you call kind of a moral traffic light, really. 895 00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:01,841 I'm, like, saying, "Red. Go no further." 896 00:57:25,359 --> 00:57:28,863 I do not need this! 897 00:57:30,615 --> 00:57:32,908 A woman my age? 898 00:57:32,992 --> 00:57:34,952 I'm a person. There's a person here. 899 00:57:35,036 --> 00:57:36,621 This is kids' stuff. 900 00:57:36,704 --> 00:57:39,999 You come, you go. All I do is cook like a jerk. 901 00:57:42,168 --> 00:57:44,462 You're a waste of good lasagna. 902 00:57:45,763 --> 00:57:46,797 I don't need this. 903 00:57:46,881 --> 00:57:48,883 Find yourself another dope. 904 00:57:53,846 --> 00:57:56,057 You son of a bitch. 905 00:58:08,069 --> 00:58:10,321 God, what a beautiful night, Jack. 906 00:58:10,404 --> 00:58:12,740 Hey, don't you think it's time to go now? 907 00:58:14,241 --> 00:58:16,160 Running around here during the day is one thing... 908 00:58:16,243 --> 00:58:19,372 but at night we could be killed by a wide variety of people. 909 00:58:19,455 --> 00:58:21,457 That's stupid, Jack. 910 00:58:22,625 --> 00:58:25,628 I mean, this park is mine just as much as it is theirs. 911 00:58:25,711 --> 00:58:28,005 Do you think it's fair that they can keep us out... 912 00:58:28,089 --> 00:58:30,049 'cause they make us think we might get killed or something? 913 00:58:30,132 --> 00:58:32,343 - Yes, I think it's very fair. - Well, I don't. 914 00:58:32,426 --> 00:58:35,179 - What are you doing? - I'm cloud busting, Jack. 915 00:58:35,262 --> 00:58:38,724 You ever done it? You lie on your back and concentrate on the clouds... 916 00:58:38,808 --> 00:58:40,810 and you break 'em apart with your mind. 917 00:58:40,893 --> 00:58:43,104 - But you have to be nude though, Jack. - You can't do this. 918 00:58:43,187 --> 00:58:45,106 - You can't defuse the psychic energy. - This is New York. 919 00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:47,191 No one's allowed to be naked in a field in New York. 920 00:58:47,274 --> 00:58:49,485 - It's too Midwestern. - Come on, Jack. It's wild. 921 00:58:49,568 --> 00:58:51,529 It's really freeing! 922 00:58:51,612 --> 00:58:54,615 The air on your body, your nipples are hard, the little guy's dangling in the wind. 923 00:58:54,699 --> 00:58:56,242 - Hey, hey. Come on. - Come on, Jack. 924 00:58:56,325 --> 00:58:58,119 You're pissing me off. Hey. 925 00:58:58,202 --> 00:59:00,496 We're bare-ass naked in the middle of it! 926 00:59:00,579 --> 00:59:02,998 I'm not doing this. This is nuts! I'm leaving. 927 00:59:03,082 --> 00:59:07,378 Jack, free yourself. You know why dogs do this? It feels good, Jack! 928 00:59:07,461 --> 00:59:09,296 I'm not doing that. 929 00:59:09,380 --> 00:59:11,215 Yes! Yo! 930 00:59:11,298 --> 00:59:13,259 - I'm leaving. - Come on, Jack. 931 00:59:13,342 --> 00:59:14,513 Get back to your roots. 932 00:59:15,469 --> 00:59:18,848 The man talks to invisible people, he sees invisible horses... 933 00:59:19,849 --> 00:59:21,767 and he's lying naked in the middle of Central Park. 934 00:59:21,851 --> 00:59:25,396 I should be surprised? I'm not surprised. I'm out of my fucking mind to even be here! 935 00:59:25,479 --> 00:59:27,148 Who are you talking to, Jack? 936 00:59:28,816 --> 00:59:30,651 I'm talking to the little people! 937 00:59:30,735 --> 00:59:32,069 Are they here? 938 00:59:32,153 --> 00:59:35,322 They're saying, "Jack, go to the nearest liquor store... 939 00:59:35,406 --> 00:59:39,410 findeth a Jack of Daniels that ye may be shit-faced! 940 00:59:39,493 --> 00:59:41,078 Dulang, dulang!" 941 00:59:41,162 --> 00:59:45,166 - They said that? - You are out of your fuckin' mind! 942 00:59:45,249 --> 00:59:47,251 Bingo! Yo! 943 00:59:47,334 --> 00:59:51,130 Come on, Jack. Free up the little guy. Let him flap in the breeze! 944 00:59:54,223 --> 00:59:55,348 Jack. 945 00:59:57,553 --> 00:59:59,013 Nothing's happening. 946 00:59:59,722 --> 01:00:01,029 Concentrate. 947 01:00:01,474 --> 01:00:06,187 What if some homophobic jogger runs by and kills us to get back at his father? 948 01:00:06,270 --> 01:00:10,858 "Jack Lucas found dead next to a dead naked man. 949 01:00:10,941 --> 01:00:14,195 The two were dead. His companion was naked." 950 01:00:15,529 --> 01:00:17,448 I hate it when they use the word "companion." 951 01:00:17,531 --> 01:00:19,366 It's so insinuating. 952 01:00:19,450 --> 01:00:21,744 Probably boost the sales of my biography though. 953 01:00:21,827 --> 01:00:25,498 The public has a fascination with celebrity murders that involve nakedness. 954 01:00:25,581 --> 01:00:27,374 Bastards. 955 01:00:27,458 --> 01:00:32,046 Jack, I may be going out on a limb here, but you don't seem like a happy camper. 956 01:00:36,467 --> 01:00:39,386 Did you ever hear the story of the Fisher King? 957 01:00:39,470 --> 01:00:40,971 No. 958 01:00:43,224 --> 01:00:45,643 It begins with the king as a boy... 959 01:00:45,726 --> 01:00:47,478 having to spend the night alone in the forest... 960 01:00:47,561 --> 01:00:49,980 to prove his courage so he can become king. 961 01:00:51,732 --> 01:00:54,777 While he's spending the night alone... 962 01:00:54,860 --> 01:00:57,613 he's visited by a sacred vision. 963 01:00:57,696 --> 01:01:01,492 Out of the fire appears the Holy Grail — 964 01:01:01,575 --> 01:01:04,245 the symbol of God's divine grace. 965 01:01:05,579 --> 01:01:08,749 And a voice said to the boy, "You shall be keeper of the grail... 966 01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:11,335 so that it may heal the hearts of men." 967 01:01:13,087 --> 01:01:15,047 But the boy was blinded by greater visions... 968 01:01:15,130 --> 01:01:18,592 of a life filled with power and glory and beauty. 969 01:01:20,761 --> 01:01:24,223 In this state of radical amazement... 970 01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:27,518 he felt, for a brief moment, not like a boy... 971 01:01:27,601 --> 01:01:30,020 but invincible... 972 01:01:30,104 --> 01:01:31,814 like God. 973 01:01:31,897 --> 01:01:34,400 So he reached in the fire to take the grail... 974 01:01:35,609 --> 01:01:38,195 and the grail vanished... 975 01:01:38,279 --> 01:01:41,615 leaving him with his hand in the fire to be terribly wounded. 976 01:01:43,534 --> 01:01:45,536 Now, as this boy grew older... 977 01:01:46,745 --> 01:01:48,706 his wound grew deeper... 978 01:01:49,540 --> 01:01:51,876 until one day... 979 01:01:51,959 --> 01:01:54,169 life for him lost its reason. 980 01:01:55,546 --> 01:01:58,340 He had no faith in any man, not even himself. 981 01:01:59,341 --> 01:02:01,385 He couldn't love... 982 01:02:01,468 --> 01:02:02,928 or feel loved. 983 01:02:03,012 --> 01:02:04,889 He was sick with experience. 984 01:02:05,681 --> 01:02:07,433 He began to die. 985 01:02:08,809 --> 01:02:11,812 One day, a fool wandered into the castle... 986 01:02:11,896 --> 01:02:13,898 and found the king alone. 987 01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:17,151 Now, being a fool, he was simpleminded. 988 01:02:17,234 --> 01:02:19,069 He didn't see a king. 989 01:02:19,153 --> 01:02:22,406 He only saw a man alone and in pain. 990 01:02:23,407 --> 01:02:26,744 And he asked the king, "What ails you, friend?" 991 01:02:26,827 --> 01:02:29,413 The king replied, "I'm thirsty. 992 01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:32,124 I need some water to cool my throat." 993 01:02:35,336 --> 01:02:39,548 So the fool took a cup from beside his bed, filled it with water... 994 01:02:39,632 --> 01:02:42,259 and handed it to the king. 995 01:02:42,343 --> 01:02:44,595 And as the king began to drink... 996 01:02:44,678 --> 01:02:47,222 he realized his wound was healed. 997 01:02:48,140 --> 01:02:50,809 He looked in his hands, and there was the Holy Grail - 998 01:02:50,893 --> 01:02:53,187 that which he sought all of his life. 999 01:02:53,270 --> 01:02:55,147 He turned to the fool and said with amazement... 1000 01:02:55,230 --> 01:02:58,859 "How could you find that which my brightest and bravest could not?" 1001 01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:03,530 The fool replied, "I don't know. 1002 01:03:05,032 --> 01:03:08,327 I only knew that you were thirsty." 1003 01:03:10,704 --> 01:03:12,373 It's very beautiful, isn't it? 1004 01:03:17,878 --> 01:03:19,964 I think I heard that at a lecture once. 1005 01:03:20,047 --> 01:03:22,174 I don't know. 1006 01:03:23,217 --> 01:03:25,010 It was... 1007 01:03:25,094 --> 01:03:26,595 a professor. 1008 01:03:27,888 --> 01:03:30,224 It's — At Hunter. 1009 01:03:33,811 --> 01:03:34,812 Parry? 1010 01:03:36,563 --> 01:03:37,648 Hun — 1011 01:03:41,568 --> 01:03:42,987 Parry. 1012 01:03:43,070 --> 01:03:44,571 Parry. 1013 01:03:45,906 --> 01:03:46,988 Hey. 1014 01:03:47,012 --> 01:03:48,367 Parry. 1015 01:03:49,368 --> 01:03:51,203 - Jack. - Hey. 1016 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,875 How come you never asked that girl for a date, huh? 1017 01:03:57,876 --> 01:03:59,837 I can't ask her. I have to earn her, Jack. 1018 01:03:59,920 --> 01:04:03,924 Come on now. This is the 20th century. You don't have to earn a woman. 1019 01:04:04,008 --> 01:04:06,135 Well, maybe after we get the grail. 1020 01:04:06,218 --> 01:04:08,554 No, but, see, she could help you get the grail. 1021 01:04:08,637 --> 01:04:10,597 You know, I mean, women are great. 1022 01:04:10,681 --> 01:04:15,853 They make homes and they kill the livestock... 1023 01:04:15,936 --> 01:04:18,522 so the knights can go out there and get grails... 1024 01:04:18,605 --> 01:04:20,774 and slaughter villages with a clear head, huh? 1025 01:04:20,858 --> 01:04:24,236 Where would King Arthur be without Guinevere, huh? 1026 01:04:24,319 --> 01:04:26,989 Happily married, probably. 1027 01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:29,241 Well, that's a bad — That's a bad example. 1028 01:04:29,324 --> 01:04:32,369 But trust me on this. A woman who loves you... 1029 01:04:32,453 --> 01:04:34,705 keeps you going, gives you strength... 1030 01:04:34,788 --> 01:04:37,207 makes you feel like you can do anything. 1031 01:04:37,291 --> 01:04:39,585 Is that what your girlfriend does for you? 1032 01:04:41,420 --> 01:04:43,172 Sure. Yeah. 1033 01:05:19,730 --> 01:05:20,584 Excuse me. 1034 01:05:20,667 --> 01:05:22,277 Get out of the fuckin' way! 1035 01:05:45,984 --> 01:05:48,320 Yes. Two Hearts Publishing? 1036 01:05:49,321 --> 01:05:51,782 May I speak to Lydia, please? 1037 01:05:51,865 --> 01:05:53,617 Lydia? Who is Lydia? 1038 01:05:53,700 --> 01:05:55,911 No, I don't know her last name. I'll be off in a second. 1039 01:05:55,994 --> 01:05:59,248 You are calling Lydia from my apartment? 1040 01:05:59,331 --> 01:06:01,583 You must think I am some kind of dope. 1041 01:06:01,667 --> 01:06:03,502 - You son of a bitch. - I want to speak — 1042 01:06:03,585 --> 01:06:06,463 - Her name is Lydia. Lydia. - You stay out all night long. 1043 01:06:06,547 --> 01:06:08,632 You stroll in here at noon. I got two people out sick. 1044 01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:10,843 - Hey. Lydia! - You think I need this? 1045 01:06:10,926 --> 01:06:12,886 - No, no, no, no. - Shit! 1046 01:06:14,555 --> 01:06:17,850 I was not out with a woman last night. I was out with Parry! 1047 01:06:17,933 --> 01:06:20,811 - The moron? - He's not a moron. 1048 01:06:20,894 --> 01:06:23,147 Who's Lydia? 1049 01:06:23,230 --> 01:06:27,234 Lydia is the girl that Parry likes. 1050 01:06:28,527 --> 01:06:30,028 I thought — 1051 01:06:31,029 --> 01:06:33,240 - What? What did you think? - You wouldn't understand. 1052 01:06:33,907 --> 01:06:37,161 Don't talk to me like I'm stupid. That pisses me off. 1053 01:06:37,244 --> 01:06:39,079 Okay, okay. All right. I'm sorry. 1054 01:06:39,163 --> 01:06:42,332 - I feel indebted to the guy, okay? - What does that mean? 1055 01:06:42,416 --> 01:06:44,835 - There, you see? - Well, what does it mean? 1056 01:06:44,918 --> 01:06:49,173 I thought that if I could help him in some way — 1057 01:06:49,256 --> 01:06:52,134 get him this girl that he loves — 1058 01:06:52,217 --> 01:06:54,219 that maybe, you know... 1059 01:06:54,303 --> 01:06:56,263 things would change for me. 1060 01:07:03,145 --> 01:07:05,564 Forget it. It's a dumb fucking idea. 1061 01:07:09,067 --> 01:07:12,779 You big galoot. You are such a mess. 1062 01:07:18,674 --> 01:07:19,870 Listen. 1063 01:07:21,538 --> 01:07:23,498 Stranger things... 1064 01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:26,627 have been known... 1065 01:07:28,503 --> 01:07:30,005 to happen. 1066 01:07:31,213 --> 01:07:33,800 Good morning. Two Hearts Publishing. 1067 01:07:34,927 --> 01:07:36,595 Two Hearts Publishing. 1068 01:07:40,849 --> 01:07:43,185 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 1069 01:07:44,853 --> 01:07:47,231 - Hello? Hello. - ♪ I've got the power ♪ 1070 01:07:49,816 --> 01:07:53,695 - Who is this? - Hello, Lydia. 1071 01:07:53,779 --> 01:07:57,908 Lydia, this is Jack Lucas. I'm calling from Video Spot video rentals. 1072 01:07:57,991 --> 01:08:02,079 And, Lydia, you are a major credit card holder, are you not? 1073 01:08:02,162 --> 01:08:06,416 Well, Lydia - Lydia, I've got some good news for you. 1074 01:08:06,500 --> 01:08:08,460 Out of several thousand credit card holders... 1075 01:08:08,543 --> 01:08:10,712 in conjunction with several major credit card companies — 1076 01:08:10,796 --> 01:08:12,923 Which ones? Which ones? Which ones? 1077 01:08:13,006 --> 01:08:14,800 All of them. Which means... 1078 01:08:14,883 --> 01:08:18,095 that you have just won a free membership at our store. 1079 01:08:22,140 --> 01:08:24,142 How did this happen? 1080 01:08:25,852 --> 01:08:28,397 My name is — What was — How — 1081 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:31,108 Was — Is my name on a list? 1082 01:08:31,191 --> 01:08:34,361 - Or did you pick it out of a hat? - That's right. It was a list. 1083 01:08:34,444 --> 01:08:37,155 Were there a lot of people in the room, or just you? 1084 01:08:37,239 --> 01:08:40,117 There were — There were — 1085 01:08:40,200 --> 01:08:42,369 - What's the difference? - Because I don't — 1086 01:08:42,452 --> 01:08:45,372 This phone — I've never won anything in my life. 1087 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:47,958 And I don't even have a VCR. 1088 01:08:48,041 --> 01:08:50,585 You're gonna get a free VCR with the membership, Lydia... 1089 01:08:50,669 --> 01:08:53,046 for a short period of time until you get one of your own. 1090 01:08:53,130 --> 01:08:55,966 Listen, I tell you, why don't you come down to the store... 1091 01:08:56,049 --> 01:08:58,010 check it out, see if you're interested. 1092 01:08:58,093 --> 01:09:01,013 No. Did Phyllis tell you to call me and — 1093 01:09:01,096 --> 01:09:03,640 Did — Did — Did Phyllis in Accounting do that? 1094 01:09:03,724 --> 01:09:07,185 No. No, I told you, you won a contest. 1095 01:09:07,269 --> 01:09:08,895 You have just — 1096 01:09:10,605 --> 01:09:12,566 This is gonna be rough. 1097 01:09:15,193 --> 01:09:17,070 It's gonna be rough. 1098 01:09:24,936 --> 01:09:26,413 I need to warm up. 1099 01:09:27,914 --> 01:09:31,376 I'm Anne Morrow Lindbergh. I can't find my baby! 1100 01:09:33,295 --> 01:09:35,232 I knew I could make you smile. 1101 01:09:37,841 --> 01:09:41,094 All right, come on. Look, one chorus and then you're out of there. 1102 01:09:41,178 --> 01:09:43,555 Jack, I'm a man with a mission. 1103 01:09:44,598 --> 01:09:47,351 I can't believe I'm on a first-name basis with these people. 1104 01:09:51,521 --> 01:09:52,939 Can I help you? 1105 01:09:53,023 --> 01:09:55,400 Is there a mousy little woman named Lydia who works here? 1106 01:09:55,484 --> 01:09:57,361 Yes. If you'll wait here, I'll get her on the phone. 1107 01:09:57,444 --> 01:09:59,946 No, it's a personalized message. I have to give it to her in person. 1108 01:10:00,030 --> 01:10:01,907 You can't go back there. You're really not allowed to go — 1109 01:10:10,957 --> 01:10:12,959 Lydia Sinclair? 1110 01:10:21,802 --> 01:10:23,220 Wha — 1111 01:10:23,303 --> 01:10:25,806 You must be she. 1112 01:10:31,311 --> 01:10:34,773 ♪ I had a dream ♪ 1113 01:10:34,856 --> 01:10:38,819 ♪ A dream for — Guess who Lydia ♪ 1114 01:10:39,486 --> 01:10:43,573 ♪ It wasn't for her, Lydia ♪ 1115 01:10:43,657 --> 01:10:46,493 ♪ It's only for you ♪ 1116 01:10:46,576 --> 01:10:50,414 ♪ Yes, Lydia ♪ 1117 01:10:51,998 --> 01:10:55,502 ♪ Some people can get their kicks ♪ 1118 01:10:55,585 --> 01:10:59,005 ♪ Watching Koppel and late-night flicks ♪ 1119 01:10:59,089 --> 01:11:02,801 ♪ That's okay for some people ♪ 1120 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:06,471 ♪ Who don't own VCRs ♪ 1121 01:11:06,555 --> 01:11:09,433 ♪ But, Lydia ♪ 1122 01:11:09,516 --> 01:11:13,145 ♪ You've won our grand prize ♪ 1123 01:11:13,228 --> 01:11:14,521 ♪ Just think of it ♪ 1124 01:11:14,604 --> 01:11:16,565 ♪ All the movies you'll watch for free now ♪ 1125 01:11:16,648 --> 01:11:18,564 ♪ Dramas, Westerns, comedies ♪ 1126 01:11:18,859 --> 01:11:21,069 ♪ Video Spot has the best selection ♪ 1127 01:11:21,153 --> 01:11:22,612 ♪ If you like porno ♪ 1128 01:11:22,696 --> 01:11:24,781 ♪ We're your connection ♪ 1129 01:11:24,865 --> 01:11:29,536 ♪ And everything's coming up videos ♪ 1130 01:11:29,619 --> 01:11:33,457 ♪ Everything's coming up videos ♪ 1131 01:11:33,540 --> 01:11:37,294 ♪ But this time for free ♪ 1132 01:11:37,377 --> 01:11:39,337 ♪ For you, Lydia ♪ 1133 01:11:39,421 --> 01:11:40,839 ♪ For ♪ 1134 01:11:40,922 --> 01:11:49,014 ♪ Free ♪ 1135 01:11:57,564 --> 01:11:59,232 Our card. 1136 01:12:11,119 --> 01:12:13,163 It'll be like you work here. 1137 01:12:13,246 --> 01:12:15,248 What am I qualified to do? 1138 01:12:15,332 --> 01:12:17,584 - Sort. You know. This a little tight? - Tight, yeah. 1139 01:12:18,877 --> 01:12:20,086 Yeah. 1140 01:12:20,170 --> 01:12:21,880 You're looking good. 1141 01:12:22,881 --> 01:12:24,799 Sir. Sir. 1142 01:12:28,720 --> 01:12:32,641 Yeah, this'll be good. This will make you smell like a forest. 1143 01:12:55,288 --> 01:12:58,250 Hello. My name is Lydia Sinclair. 1144 01:12:58,786 --> 01:13:00,669 Hi! How you doing? 1145 01:13:00,752 --> 01:13:03,672 Congratulations. Jack Lucas. Nice to finally meet you. 1146 01:13:03,755 --> 01:13:06,049 This is Anne Napolitano, the Video Spot owner. 1147 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:07,884 Hello. Congratulations. 1148 01:13:07,968 --> 01:13:09,956 And this is our coworker... 1149 01:13:10,762 --> 01:13:12,389 Parry — Parry — 1150 01:13:12,472 --> 01:13:14,307 Parry Parry? 1151 01:13:14,391 --> 01:13:16,059 No, just Parry. 1152 01:13:17,175 --> 01:13:18,812 Like Moses. 1153 01:13:24,359 --> 01:13:25,902 So how do we do this? 1154 01:13:25,986 --> 01:13:30,240 Well, first we'll have you sign out an official membership card there. 1155 01:13:30,323 --> 01:13:33,785 Sign that if you would. We'll have that laminated for you right here. 1156 01:13:35,495 --> 01:13:37,581 Parry, would you like to laminate Miss Sinclair's card? 1157 01:13:38,062 --> 01:13:39,082 Yeah. 1158 01:13:39,165 --> 01:13:40,834 This will last you for a year... 1159 01:13:40,917 --> 01:13:44,796 after which you have the option to renew, if you wish, at a membership discount. 1160 01:13:44,879 --> 01:13:47,257 Yeah, but not for free, right? 1161 01:13:47,340 --> 01:13:50,844 - Yeah. - Yeah, you get 10 videos. 1162 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:52,596 - Free? - Free. 1163 01:13:52,679 --> 01:13:56,850 Yeah, only the first 10. After that, they're 2.99 a rental. 1164 01:13:59,102 --> 01:14:01,187 Jack? Jack. 1165 01:14:02,147 --> 01:14:05,150 All right, go on. Go on. 1166 01:14:14,242 --> 01:14:16,620 - Can I help you? - No. No. I can look myself. 1167 01:14:16,703 --> 01:14:18,496 Okay. 1168 01:14:30,383 --> 01:14:32,636 Hell Merchants. Good choice. 1169 01:14:32,719 --> 01:14:34,763 I don't like horror movies. 1170 01:14:37,057 --> 01:14:38,850 How about... 1171 01:14:41,038 --> 01:14:42,187 The Purple Bread? 1172 01:14:42,270 --> 01:14:44,856 It's a Zbigniew Speizak film. 1173 01:14:44,939 --> 01:14:46,577 Let's see. 1174 01:14:47,093 --> 01:14:50,278 It's set against a sweeping background of a "polish" bakery. 1175 01:14:50,362 --> 01:14:53,406 Polish b — Polish bak — That's Polish bakery. 1176 01:14:53,490 --> 01:14:55,492 That's why it's in subtitles. 1177 01:14:55,575 --> 01:14:58,536 Don't like love — Polish love stories. 1178 01:14:58,620 --> 01:15:01,873 - I like musicals. - Music — Musicals. Musicals. 1179 01:15:03,083 --> 01:15:04,768 Over here. 1180 01:15:04,793 --> 01:15:07,170 Here's our entertainment center. We have — 1181 01:15:07,575 --> 01:15:09,172 Here's... Fred Astaire. That's — That's good. 1182 01:15:09,887 --> 01:15:12,092 Yeah, Jolson! ♪ Mammy ♪ And... Judy Gar — 1183 01:15:12,175 --> 01:15:15,595 - You got any Ethel Merman? - Ethel Merman. She's — 1184 01:15:24,604 --> 01:15:26,354 We're all out of Ethel Merman. 1185 01:15:26,898 --> 01:15:29,359 - What a gyp! - That sucks. 1186 01:15:30,860 --> 01:15:33,697 I think I actually ordered some just the other day. 1187 01:15:33,780 --> 01:15:35,573 Well, did you or didn't you? 1188 01:15:36,282 --> 01:15:39,035 Yeah. They'll be in soon. 1189 01:15:39,595 --> 01:15:41,064 Well — 1190 01:15:42,603 --> 01:15:44,249 I'll come back then. 1191 01:15:45,964 --> 01:15:48,795 Miss Sinclair. Your card. Don't forget it. 1192 01:15:52,298 --> 01:15:55,760 I like your nails. Where did you get 'em done? 1193 01:15:56,511 --> 01:15:58,722 Actually, I — I do them myself. 1194 01:15:58,805 --> 01:16:00,824 I used to work in a beauty parlor. 1195 01:16:02,332 --> 01:16:03,560 I like the stars. 1196 01:16:03,643 --> 01:16:06,396 You know, Anne does other people... 1197 01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:07,981 sort of as a sideline. 1198 01:16:08,064 --> 01:16:09,983 She could do your nails. 1199 01:16:11,109 --> 01:16:13,361 - How much? - Well, you're a member. 1200 01:16:13,445 --> 01:16:15,447 - We could probably work something out — - Forty dollars. 1201 01:16:20,492 --> 01:16:22,120 Forty dollars? 1202 01:16:22,829 --> 01:16:24,748 Forty — 1203 01:16:27,834 --> 01:16:31,296 Forty — For— F — 1204 01:16:34,271 --> 01:16:35,175 Okay. 1205 01:16:36,509 --> 01:16:38,970 - When will you do 'em? - I don't know. Next — Next — 1206 01:16:39,053 --> 01:16:40,847 Tonight? 1207 01:16:42,098 --> 01:16:43,641 Tonight. 1208 01:16:43,725 --> 01:16:45,769 Tonight. 1209 01:16:46,519 --> 01:16:48,480 Tonight. 1210 01:16:58,531 --> 01:17:00,700 Thank you. 1211 01:17:02,869 --> 01:17:05,246 You know, Jack, getting your nails done is one thing. 1212 01:17:05,330 --> 01:17:09,125 But going out to dinner with a bunch of strangers, and that one — 1213 01:17:09,209 --> 01:17:11,961 - We're gonna make it very casual. - She didn't even look at him. 1214 01:17:12,045 --> 01:17:14,839 - It won't be like a date. - You got any more starchy food? 1215 01:17:14,923 --> 01:17:17,300 I mean, this — this is good. 1216 01:17:19,725 --> 01:17:21,054 Clumsy moi. 1217 01:17:27,727 --> 01:17:29,354 Thank you! 1218 01:17:33,024 --> 01:17:36,361 I mean, I've gone out with some bums in my day, but they were beautiful. 1219 01:17:36,444 --> 01:17:39,113 That is the only reason to go out with a bum. 1220 01:17:39,197 --> 01:17:42,158 This food is delicious, Anne. Really. 1221 01:17:42,242 --> 01:17:46,162 You're a wonderful cook, and you have a great set of... dishes. 1222 01:17:46,246 --> 01:17:49,415 Jack. He's trying to start a conversation. 1223 01:17:49,499 --> 01:17:52,168 Well, talk to him. He's not going to bite you. 1224 01:17:53,211 --> 01:17:55,588 - Thank you. - You're welcome. 1225 01:17:56,381 --> 01:17:59,384 You know, you are a beautiful woman. 1226 01:17:59,467 --> 01:18:01,344 You've got your own business. 1227 01:18:01,427 --> 01:18:05,265 I am surprised some guy doesn't just snatch you up all for his own. 1228 01:18:05,590 --> 01:18:07,058 You're surprised? 1229 01:18:08,351 --> 01:18:11,437 Guess I just never met the right guy. What are you gonna do? 1230 01:18:11,521 --> 01:18:14,524 You know, I'm shocked. 1231 01:18:14,607 --> 01:18:17,277 I mean, a childbearing body like yours. 1232 01:18:17,360 --> 01:18:20,905 Well, I mean, a guy would have to be out of his mind. 1233 01:18:20,989 --> 01:18:22,574 Most guys are. 1234 01:18:24,784 --> 01:18:25,776 No. 1235 01:18:26,828 --> 01:18:31,708 You, this incredible woman, going to waste before my very eyes? 1236 01:18:31,791 --> 01:18:34,711 No! This is outrageous! 1237 01:18:34,794 --> 01:18:37,589 I will not hear this. No! No! Come on! 1238 01:18:37,672 --> 01:18:40,550 - Jack, get over here. - I am your man then. 1239 01:18:40,633 --> 01:18:42,802 Let's do it right here! 1240 01:18:42,886 --> 01:18:46,180 - Let's go to that place of splendor in the grass! - Okay, calm down. Jack. Jack! 1241 01:18:46,264 --> 01:18:47,557 - Behold my magic wand. - Jack. 1242 01:18:47,640 --> 01:18:49,434 - And free your golden orbs right now. - Jack, get over here. 1243 01:18:49,517 --> 01:18:51,436 - You know what I'm saying. Yes. - What are you? 1244 01:18:51,519 --> 01:18:53,563 - ♪ Holding my penis ♪ - Out of your mind? 1245 01:18:53,646 --> 01:18:55,189 - ♪ What a wonderful way ♪ - Close that — Jack! 1246 01:18:55,273 --> 01:18:56,357 - ♪ Of saying how much you like — ♪ - Jack! 1247 01:18:56,441 --> 01:18:58,860 - Parry, close your pants. - Took you long enough. 1248 01:18:58,943 --> 01:19:02,405 - What are you? About a 40 in a jacket? - Yeah, that's it. 1249 01:19:02,488 --> 01:19:04,115 This is gonna work. 1250 01:19:09,913 --> 01:19:13,458 You let me know, 'cause you're too good a woman to go to waste. 1251 01:19:37,732 --> 01:19:39,108 Welcome. 1252 01:19:39,192 --> 01:19:41,027 Come in. 1253 01:19:44,113 --> 01:19:47,325 I've never been in an apartment above a store before. 1254 01:19:47,408 --> 01:19:50,078 You always walk past them on the streets when you walk by... 1255 01:19:50,161 --> 01:19:53,247 but you never really think anyone really lives in them. 1256 01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:03,716 Can I get you something? A little coffee? 1257 01:20:03,800 --> 01:20:05,301 - A little tea? - No. 1258 01:20:05,385 --> 01:20:07,178 - A little tequila? - Nope. 1259 01:20:18,898 --> 01:20:20,942 Will it h-hurt? 1260 01:20:21,025 --> 01:20:23,528 That all depends on you. 1261 01:20:23,611 --> 01:20:26,364 You sure you don't want a drink? 1262 01:20:26,447 --> 01:20:31,077 Yes. Just enjoy this. That-a-boy. 1263 01:20:31,744 --> 01:20:34,163 - This is mud. - We just washed that off. 1264 01:20:34,247 --> 01:20:36,145 This is gonna make you look great. 1265 01:20:37,375 --> 01:20:38,835 It's good mud. 1266 01:20:41,421 --> 01:20:42,889 Close - 1267 01:20:43,798 --> 01:20:45,077 - lips. 1268 01:20:48,981 --> 01:20:50,278 - Ner — - Close. 1269 01:20:50,759 --> 01:20:51,903 What are you doing? 1270 01:20:53,683 --> 01:20:55,268 There we go. 1271 01:20:55,351 --> 01:20:57,937 Now, you just relax. 1272 01:20:59,439 --> 01:21:03,526 So, anybody special in your life? 1273 01:21:03,609 --> 01:21:06,946 Does it look like there's anybody special in my life? 1274 01:21:08,281 --> 01:21:10,491 Well, you don't have to say it like that. 1275 01:21:10,575 --> 01:21:14,579 It's not so, you know, crazy an idea. You're a healthy woman. 1276 01:21:14,662 --> 01:21:17,373 You have a steady job. You're not cross-eyed or anything. 1277 01:21:17,457 --> 01:21:19,834 Nope, there is nobody special. 1278 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:21,753 Okay. Fine. 1279 01:21:24,130 --> 01:21:27,884 I mean, it's — it's not easy in this day and age. 1280 01:21:27,967 --> 01:21:29,552 What's not easy?? 1281 01:21:31,345 --> 01:21:33,931 - Meeting people. - God. Tell me about it. 1282 01:21:34,015 --> 01:21:36,768 I've been dating longer than I've been driving. 1283 01:21:36,851 --> 01:21:38,644 I can't believe that. 1284 01:21:39,395 --> 01:21:40,897 I — 1285 01:21:40,980 --> 01:21:45,735 I have never been through a dating period. 1286 01:21:45,818 --> 01:21:48,321 It's a disgusting process. 1287 01:21:48,404 --> 01:21:51,240 You haven't missed a thing. 1288 01:21:51,324 --> 01:21:54,494 - Hold still. - I'm so excited. 1289 01:21:56,746 --> 01:21:59,665 I mean, did you feel like this when you first met Anne? Huh? 1290 01:21:59,764 --> 01:22:02,600 Because she's a wonderful woman. She loves you too much, Jack. 1291 01:22:02,668 --> 01:22:05,379 But you love her too. Don't you? 1292 01:22:05,463 --> 01:22:09,884 You know you do. It's just that you're a little bit of an asshole sometimes. 1293 01:22:09,967 --> 01:22:11,552 Sorry. 1294 01:22:14,013 --> 01:22:15,932 Thanks. 1295 01:22:17,517 --> 01:22:21,938 My mother calls me once a week like an ongoing nightmare. 1296 01:22:22,021 --> 01:22:23,940 "So, have you met anyone?" "No, Mom." 1297 01:22:24,023 --> 01:22:26,275 "So, what's going to happen?" "I don't know, Mom." 1298 01:22:26,359 --> 01:22:29,445 Thank God I moved out of that house. 1299 01:22:29,529 --> 01:22:32,573 I cannot believe that you lived with her as long as you did. 1300 01:22:32,657 --> 01:22:36,119 If I had to live with my mother, I would stab myself six times. 1301 01:22:39,539 --> 01:22:42,542 I think some people are meant to be alone. 1302 01:22:43,584 --> 01:22:48,089 This is my idea, that I — I was born a man in a former life... 1303 01:22:48,172 --> 01:22:51,134 and I used women for pleasure... 1304 01:22:51,217 --> 01:22:52,760 so now... 1305 01:22:53,803 --> 01:22:55,638 I'm paying for it. 1306 01:22:56,514 --> 01:23:01,185 I wouldn't mind so much if I could just remember the pleasure parts. 1307 01:23:02,103 --> 01:23:05,481 I think you're getting a little too complicated. 1308 01:23:05,565 --> 01:23:09,694 What, in your opinion, is the actual problem? 1309 01:23:09,777 --> 01:23:12,405 I don't make an impression on people. 1310 01:23:13,906 --> 01:23:18,077 At office parties, I rearrange the hors d'oeuvres... 1311 01:23:18,161 --> 01:23:19,787 while people are eating them... 1312 01:23:19,871 --> 01:23:22,498 so that the platters will remain full. 1313 01:23:22,582 --> 01:23:26,586 I never start any of the conversations because I just don't know — 1314 01:23:29,104 --> 01:23:32,175 I don't know where to make it end, to go — 1315 01:23:32,258 --> 01:23:33,718 Listen, listen, listen. 1316 01:23:33,801 --> 01:23:37,138 You gotta be a little easier on yourself, doll. 1317 01:23:37,221 --> 01:23:41,100 A conversation has a life of its own. You know? 1318 01:23:41,184 --> 01:23:43,769 You have to have some faith in that fact. 1319 01:23:43,853 --> 01:23:46,022 I mean, look at us. 1320 01:23:46,105 --> 01:23:47,732 We're having... 1321 01:23:48,816 --> 01:23:52,028 a very lovely conversation. 1322 01:23:52,111 --> 01:23:53,613 I'm paying you. 1323 01:23:53,638 --> 01:23:58,201 Look, will you stop it? I'm not like that. I don't do people favors. 1324 01:23:58,284 --> 01:24:00,661 If I talk to you, it's because I want to talk to you. 1325 01:24:00,745 --> 01:24:03,706 All right, you're not a supermodel. We can't all be Jerry Hall. 1326 01:24:03,789 --> 01:24:07,126 What a boring world it would be if we were all Jerry Hall. 1327 01:24:07,210 --> 01:24:09,754 You do the best you can with what you got. 1328 01:24:09,837 --> 01:24:11,881 You're not so invisible. 1329 01:24:11,964 --> 01:24:14,217 Hey, you want a personality? 1330 01:24:14,300 --> 01:24:16,302 Try this on for size. 1331 01:24:16,385 --> 01:24:19,180 You can be a real bitch. 1332 01:24:27,563 --> 01:24:29,732 - Really? - Yeah. 1333 01:24:34,028 --> 01:24:35,246 Really? 1334 01:24:42,828 --> 01:24:47,416 I'm going to give you my wallet so you can pay for dinner. Okay? 1335 01:24:47,500 --> 01:24:49,877 You're a nice man, Jack, doing all this for me. 1336 01:24:49,961 --> 01:24:51,281 Come on. 1337 01:24:52,380 --> 01:24:54,590 - I'm scared. - No, no, no, no. 1338 01:24:54,674 --> 01:24:56,884 I mean, I feel so much for her. 1339 01:24:56,968 --> 01:24:59,095 I feel like something awful's gonna happen. 1340 01:24:59,178 --> 01:25:00,888 - Nothing awful is gonna happen. - No? 1341 01:25:00,972 --> 01:25:03,641 No, no, no. Anne is gonna be there. 1342 01:25:03,724 --> 01:25:06,644 I'm gonna be there. Nothing awful's gonna happen. 1343 01:25:06,727 --> 01:25:08,813 - Okay? - I'm still scared. 1344 01:25:08,896 --> 01:25:11,440 - I know. It's gonna be fine. - Okay. 1345 01:25:11,524 --> 01:25:12,608 - Okay. - All right. 1346 01:25:12,692 --> 01:25:14,473 - You're looking good. - You too. 1347 01:25:15,145 --> 01:25:16,529 Just remember to breathe. 1348 01:25:16,612 --> 01:25:18,447 - Okay, I gotta breathe. - Big breath. 1349 01:25:24,829 --> 01:25:26,706 Anne? Anne. 1350 01:25:26,789 --> 01:25:28,332 Anne! 1351 01:25:30,584 --> 01:25:32,795 - Please. No, stay. - Look! Lydia. How you doing? 1352 01:25:32,878 --> 01:25:35,298 Look, Parry. It's Lydia Sinclair, our membership winner. 1353 01:25:35,381 --> 01:25:36,632 I know. 1354 01:25:36,716 --> 01:25:40,136 - So, what have you fellas been up to? - Well, everything's locked up downstairs. 1355 01:25:40,219 --> 01:25:41,601 We thought we'd get some dinner. 1356 01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:45,165 Ja... Jack! 1357 01:25:46,559 --> 01:25:48,811 Say, anybody up for Chinese? 1358 01:25:49,884 --> 01:25:51,605 Have you eaten? Would you like to join us? 1359 01:25:52,141 --> 01:25:54,317 - No, thank you. - Watch your nails! 1360 01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:56,277 - I'd rather go home. - Me too. 1361 01:25:56,360 --> 01:25:58,571 No, Parry. Parry, Parry, Parry, come on. 1362 01:25:58,654 --> 01:26:01,490 - Come on. You still have to eat. - No, I'd like to go now. 1363 01:26:01,574 --> 01:26:02,992 - Don't blow this. - Jack, please. 1364 01:26:03,075 --> 01:26:04,327 Hey. 1365 01:26:04,410 --> 01:26:07,204 - I'd rather go home. - What did I tell you? It's only dinner. 1366 01:26:07,288 --> 01:26:09,832 Okay? Come on. You're gonna do this. 1367 01:26:09,915 --> 01:26:12,001 You'll have something to tell your mother the next time she calls. 1368 01:26:12,084 --> 01:26:14,337 - I don't give a flying — - You are coming! 1369 01:26:16,672 --> 01:26:18,674 Fine. 1370 01:26:22,993 --> 01:26:24,805 What do you do? 1371 01:26:24,889 --> 01:26:28,017 Well, I get to read the books sometimes. 1372 01:26:28,100 --> 01:26:31,687 - But mostly I calculate production costs — - Parry. 1373 01:26:33,232 --> 01:26:34,273 from — 1374 01:26:35,483 --> 01:26:38,235 Calculation costs from... 1375 01:26:38,319 --> 01:26:40,237 first-edition hardcover to — 1376 01:26:40,321 --> 01:26:42,063 Sorry. Softcover. 1377 01:26:42,239 --> 01:26:45,034 And after softcover, it's basically somebody else's problem then. 1378 01:26:45,117 --> 01:26:47,244 Boy, that sounds real exciting. 1379 01:26:47,328 --> 01:26:50,373 Why does it sound exciting? It's not exciting at all. 1380 01:26:50,456 --> 01:26:51,916 Why not? 1381 01:26:52,166 --> 01:26:56,545 I mean, y-y-your calculations determine whether a book is published or not. 1382 01:26:56,629 --> 01:26:58,381 It... you know — 1383 01:26:58,464 --> 01:27:02,885 Maybe it's a book that changes the way people think or, you know, act. 1384 01:27:02,968 --> 01:27:07,264 Yeah, but what we publish is mostly trashy romance novels. 1385 01:27:07,348 --> 01:27:08,849 Don't say that. 1386 01:27:08,933 --> 01:27:11,143 There's nothing trashy about romance. 1387 01:27:13,145 --> 01:27:15,606 In romance, there's passion... 1388 01:27:16,649 --> 01:27:18,859 there's imagination... 1389 01:27:18,943 --> 01:27:20,528 there's beauty. 1390 01:27:22,446 --> 01:27:24,281 Besides, you — 1391 01:27:24,990 --> 01:27:28,327 you find some pretty wonderful things in the trash. 1392 01:27:40,351 --> 01:27:41,590 Dumplings. 1393 01:27:41,674 --> 01:27:43,676 I could eat all of these. 1394 01:27:45,177 --> 01:27:47,304 Lydia, would you like a dumpling? 1395 01:27:48,347 --> 01:27:50,683 - Some tea? - Yes, please. 1396 01:27:56,564 --> 01:27:58,232 There you go. 1397 01:28:00,276 --> 01:28:01,861 Parry? 1398 01:28:12,774 --> 01:28:13,774 Oh, boy. 1399 01:28:14,098 --> 01:28:15,374 Sorry. 1400 01:28:16,738 --> 01:28:17,836 Hey! 1401 01:28:23,625 --> 01:28:24,532 Hello. 1402 01:28:24,594 --> 01:28:25,860 Sorry. 1403 01:28:35,519 --> 01:28:36,815 It's hot. 1404 01:28:49,909 --> 01:28:51,577 H-Help her with that. 1405 01:28:53,162 --> 01:28:54,747 Need some help? 1406 01:29:02,325 --> 01:29:03,520 Thanks. 1407 01:29:11,586 --> 01:29:12,681 Excuse me! 1408 01:29:12,765 --> 01:29:14,391 Contagious, huh? 1409 01:29:14,475 --> 01:29:15,893 What do you think? 1410 01:29:17,312 --> 01:29:18,604 Good stuff, huh? 1411 01:29:19,688 --> 01:29:22,107 I think that they were made for each other. 1412 01:29:23,776 --> 01:29:25,402 It's scary, but true. 1413 01:29:25,486 --> 01:29:27,404 - You're better off than me. - No. No. 1414 01:29:27,488 --> 01:29:29,865 You got it? You got it? 1415 01:29:29,949 --> 01:29:31,452 I got it. You got it. 1416 01:29:32,409 --> 01:29:34,495 There it is. Okay. 1417 01:29:57,101 --> 01:30:00,187 ♪ Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia Say, have you met Lydia? ♪ 1418 01:30:00,271 --> 01:30:02,898 ♪ Lydia the tattooed lady ♪ 1419 01:30:02,982 --> 01:30:05,317 ♪ She has eyes that men adore so ♪ 1420 01:30:05,401 --> 01:30:08,237 ♪ And a torso even more so ♪ 1421 01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:11,282 ♪ Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia Say, have you met Lydia? ♪ 1422 01:30:11,365 --> 01:30:14,076 ♪ Lydia the queen of tattoos ♪ 1423 01:30:14,159 --> 01:30:17,246 ♪ On her back is the battle of Waterloo ♪ 1424 01:30:17,329 --> 01:30:20,124 ♪ The sight of the wreck of the Hesperus too ♪ 1425 01:30:20,207 --> 01:30:23,836 ♪ And proudly above waves the red, white and blue ♪ 1426 01:30:23,919 --> 01:30:27,298 ♪ You can learn a lot from Lydia ♪ 1427 01:30:33,804 --> 01:30:36,807 ♪ When her robe is unfurled, she will show you the world ♪ 1428 01:30:36,890 --> 01:30:39,602 ♪ If you step up and tell her where ♪ 1429 01:30:39,685 --> 01:30:42,646 ♪ For a dime, you can see Kankakee or Paris ♪ 1430 01:30:42,730 --> 01:30:45,399 ♪ Or Washington crossing the Delaware ♪ 1431 01:30:52,281 --> 01:30:55,618 ♪ Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia Say, have you met Lydia? ♪ 1432 01:30:55,701 --> 01:30:57,953 ♪ Lydia the tattooed lady ♪ 1433 01:30:58,037 --> 01:31:00,914 ♪ When her muscles start relaxing ♪ 1434 01:31:00,998 --> 01:31:04,001 ♪ Up the hill comes Michael Jackson ♪ 1435 01:31:04,084 --> 01:31:06,420 ♪ Oh, Lydia, oh, Lydia ♪ 1436 01:31:08,005 --> 01:31:10,633 No, come on! Come on! 1437 01:31:10,716 --> 01:31:13,719 Did you see her with the noodles? 1438 01:31:13,802 --> 01:31:16,597 She had a noodle hanging down her head. 1439 01:31:18,682 --> 01:31:20,392 I couldn't believe it. 1440 01:31:22,603 --> 01:31:24,229 Come on. 1441 01:31:24,313 --> 01:31:26,774 And then they started in on the dumplings. 1442 01:31:26,857 --> 01:31:29,401 They were playing hockey with the dumpling on the table. 1443 01:31:29,485 --> 01:31:32,404 - It was broccoli. Broccoli! - No, it was a dumpling. 1444 01:31:34,073 --> 01:31:36,784 They were batting it around with a chopstick. 1445 01:31:37,288 --> 01:31:39,745 - God. Stop, or I'm gonna lose it right here. - No, wait, the burping. 1446 01:31:44,375 --> 01:31:45,793 Yo, Lydia! 1447 01:31:45,876 --> 01:31:47,670 Watch out! Hey! 1448 01:31:50,714 --> 01:31:54,009 Tell me more about yourself. I'd like to know everything. 1449 01:31:54,093 --> 01:31:56,560 Well, th-there's nothing more to tell. 1450 01:31:56,951 --> 01:31:58,013 Don't say that. 1451 01:31:58,097 --> 01:32:00,557 - No, that's it. - It's enough for me. 1452 01:32:00,641 --> 01:32:03,519 - I really think she went for him. - I know. 1453 01:32:03,602 --> 01:32:05,521 - She went for him. - I can't believe I did it. 1454 01:32:05,604 --> 01:32:07,648 Amor vincit omnia. 1455 01:32:07,731 --> 01:32:09,358 What? 1456 01:32:09,441 --> 01:32:11,193 It's Latin. 1457 01:32:11,276 --> 01:32:13,612 It means "Love conquers all." 1458 01:32:13,696 --> 01:32:15,698 I don't mean us. I don't mean us. 1459 01:32:15,781 --> 01:32:17,408 I mean everybody else. 1460 01:32:19,713 --> 01:32:21,203 God, you think it'll work out? 1461 01:32:21,286 --> 01:32:22,996 Who knows? Who knows? 1462 01:32:23,080 --> 01:32:24,998 Two people could be at a party together... 1463 01:32:25,082 --> 01:32:27,209 sitting right across from each other, and never find each other. 1464 01:32:27,292 --> 01:32:30,546 Another two people could be on opposite sides of the world... 1465 01:32:30,629 --> 01:32:32,798 and nothing could keep them apart. 1466 01:32:32,881 --> 01:32:34,675 Who knows? 1467 01:32:34,758 --> 01:32:37,845 The thing is, if a thing is meant to happen— 1468 01:32:42,641 --> 01:32:44,893 - What? - Nothing. 1469 01:32:44,977 --> 01:32:47,146 - Come on. - Wait a minute. 1470 01:32:48,313 --> 01:32:50,983 You must be very proud of yourself. 1471 01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:55,070 You did a great thing for somebody tonight. 1472 01:32:57,364 --> 01:33:00,325 I was very proud to be with you tonight. 1473 01:33:02,035 --> 01:33:03,829 You were great. 1474 01:33:05,164 --> 01:33:06,790 Thank you. 1475 01:33:19,303 --> 01:33:21,180 You're welcome. 1476 01:33:28,103 --> 01:33:30,022 Steamed dumplings! 1477 01:33:31,433 --> 01:33:33,275 Moo shu pork! 1478 01:33:35,987 --> 01:33:37,946 You don't have to say that. 1479 01:33:38,030 --> 01:33:39,948 I never say anything I have to. 1480 01:33:40,032 --> 01:33:42,987 No, I mean, you don't have to say nice things to me. 1481 01:33:43,994 --> 01:33:46,914 It's a little old-fashioned, considering what we're about to do. 1482 01:33:46,997 --> 01:33:48,582 What are we about to do? 1483 01:33:48,665 --> 01:33:50,237 You're walking me home. 1484 01:33:52,169 --> 01:33:54,590 I think you're a little attracted to me. 1485 01:33:55,005 --> 01:33:57,132 - Yeah. - And — 1486 01:34:00,864 --> 01:34:04,264 You'll probably want to come upstairs for some coffee. 1487 01:34:04,348 --> 01:34:06,391 I don't drink coffee. 1488 01:34:06,475 --> 01:34:09,311 And we'll probably have a drink and talk... 1489 01:34:09,394 --> 01:34:11,814 and get to know each other a little bit better. 1490 01:34:11,897 --> 01:34:13,398 Get comfortable. 1491 01:34:14,066 --> 01:34:15,609 And then you'll — 1492 01:34:21,073 --> 01:34:22,866 you'll sleep over. 1493 01:34:23,867 --> 01:34:26,036 And in the morning, you'll awake... 1494 01:34:27,037 --> 01:34:28,914 and you'll be distant. 1495 01:34:30,249 --> 01:34:33,752 And you won't be able to stay for breakfast. 1496 01:34:33,836 --> 01:34:35,879 Maybe just a cup of coffee. 1497 01:34:35,963 --> 01:34:37,798 I don't drink coffee. 1498 01:34:37,881 --> 01:34:41,844 And then we'll exchange phone numbers... 1499 01:34:41,927 --> 01:34:43,679 and you'll leave... 1500 01:34:46,223 --> 01:34:47,891 and never call. 1501 01:34:49,601 --> 01:34:52,688 And I'll go to work and I'll feel so good... 1502 01:34:52,771 --> 01:34:54,356 for the first hour... 1503 01:34:54,439 --> 01:34:56,024 and then... 1504 01:34:56,108 --> 01:35:00,112 ever so slowly, I'll turn into a piece of dirt. 1505 01:35:05,951 --> 01:35:09,288 I don't know why I'm putting myself through this. 1506 01:35:15,460 --> 01:35:18,130 It was really nice to meet you. 1507 01:35:20,340 --> 01:35:21,967 Night. 1508 01:35:22,713 --> 01:35:23,831 Night. 1509 01:35:25,542 --> 01:35:26,638 Excuse me! 1510 01:35:26,722 --> 01:35:28,974 Wait. Just — Hey! 1511 01:35:29,057 --> 01:35:31,310 Sorry. Wait one minute. Hey. Excuse me. 1512 01:35:31,393 --> 01:35:32,895 Please wait. Wait. 1513 01:35:32,978 --> 01:35:35,564 - No, listen. I'm not feeling very well. - No wonder. 1514 01:35:35,647 --> 01:35:39,985 We just met, made love and broke up, all in the space of 30 seconds. 1515 01:35:40,068 --> 01:35:43,488 And I don't remember having the first kiss, which I think is the best part. 1516 01:35:43,572 --> 01:35:46,491 - Listen, it was so very special to meet you — - It was for me too. 1517 01:35:46,575 --> 01:35:49,620 - I had such a wonderful evening — - But I think it's time you should shut up now. 1518 01:35:49,703 --> 01:35:52,080 Shut up. Please? 1519 01:35:56,168 --> 01:35:58,295 I'm not coming up to your apartment. 1520 01:35:58,378 --> 01:36:00,797 That was never my intention. 1521 01:36:02,115 --> 01:36:03,133 God. You don't want to. 1522 01:36:03,677 --> 01:36:04,760 No, I want to! 1523 01:36:05,420 --> 01:36:07,930 I have a hard-on for you the size of Florida. 1524 01:36:09,932 --> 01:36:12,768 But I don't want just one night. 1525 01:36:14,686 --> 01:36:17,522 I have a confession I have to make to you. 1526 01:36:17,606 --> 01:36:18,774 - You're married? - No. 1527 01:36:18,857 --> 01:36:20,734 - You're divorced? - No. 1528 01:36:20,817 --> 01:36:23,153 - Do you have a disease? - No. Please stop. 1529 01:36:26,615 --> 01:36:28,825 I'm in love with you. 1530 01:36:34,581 --> 01:36:36,708 Not just from tonight. 1531 01:36:36,792 --> 01:36:39,211 I've known you for a long time. 1532 01:36:40,963 --> 01:36:43,340 I know that you come out from work at noon every day. 1533 01:36:43,423 --> 01:36:46,218 You fight your way out that door, then you get pushed back in... 1534 01:36:46,301 --> 01:36:48,512 and three seconds later you come back out again. 1535 01:36:48,595 --> 01:36:51,390 And I walk with you to lunch, and I know if it's a good day... 1536 01:36:51,473 --> 01:36:54,309 if you stop and get that romance novel at that bookstore. 1537 01:36:54,393 --> 01:36:58,271 I know what you order, and I know on Wednesdays you go to that dim sum parlor. 1538 01:36:58,355 --> 01:37:02,526 And I know that you get a jawbreaker before you go back in to work. 1539 01:37:04,569 --> 01:37:08,865 And I know you hate your job and you don't have many friends. 1540 01:37:08,949 --> 01:37:11,743 And I know sometimes you feel a little uncoordinated... 1541 01:37:11,827 --> 01:37:15,455 and you don't feel as wonderful as everybody else... 1542 01:37:15,539 --> 01:37:19,084 feeling as alone and separate as you feel you are. 1543 01:37:20,419 --> 01:37:22,045 I love you. 1544 01:37:25,966 --> 01:37:27,536 I love you. 1545 01:37:28,927 --> 01:37:32,264 And I think you're the greatest thing since spice racks. 1546 01:37:32,347 --> 01:37:35,684 And I'd be knocked out several times if I could just have that first kiss. 1547 01:37:35,767 --> 01:37:38,353 And I won't — I won't be distant. 1548 01:37:38,437 --> 01:37:41,732 I'll come back in the morning, and I'll call you, if you let me. 1549 01:37:44,026 --> 01:37:46,194 But I still don't drink coffee. 1550 01:38:03,899 --> 01:38:05,672 You're real. 1551 01:38:07,883 --> 01:38:09,468 Aren't you? 1552 01:38:21,313 --> 01:38:23,398 Good night. 1553 01:38:23,482 --> 01:38:25,484 It's the wrong door. 1554 01:38:29,821 --> 01:38:31,656 You can call me. 1555 01:38:37,215 --> 01:38:38,645 She didn't give me the number. 1556 01:39:27,712 --> 01:39:30,590 No — No! No! 1557 01:39:31,466 --> 01:39:34,678 Please let me have this. 1558 01:39:40,361 --> 01:39:42,644 Let me h — Let me have this! 1559 01:41:38,260 --> 01:41:39,674 Where are you? 1560 01:41:40,220 --> 01:41:42,639 Where are you? 1561 01:41:54,693 --> 01:41:57,529 We're tired of looking at you people! 1562 01:42:13,461 --> 01:42:15,505 Thank you. 1563 01:42:22,818 --> 01:42:24,723 Yeah, well, I'm feeling good. 1564 01:42:24,806 --> 01:42:26,717 I don't know how else to put it, Lou. 1565 01:42:28,560 --> 01:42:31,604 Yeah, well, I — I had those personal problems to work out. 1566 01:42:31,688 --> 01:42:35,275 And... I have, and now I want to get back to work. 1567 01:42:35,358 --> 01:42:37,360 You think that's possible? 1568 01:42:39,195 --> 01:42:40,905 Yeah, I understand. 1569 01:42:42,907 --> 01:42:44,909 I am. Yeah. 1570 01:42:46,369 --> 01:42:47,912 I won't. 1571 01:42:49,497 --> 01:42:51,124 I will. 1572 01:42:54,419 --> 01:42:56,171 Great. When? 1573 01:42:57,922 --> 01:42:59,841 Tuesday is fine. 1574 01:42:59,924 --> 01:43:02,510 Tuesday is great, Lou. All right. I'll see you then. 1575 01:43:02,594 --> 01:43:05,221 Thanks a lot. Okay. Bye. 1576 01:43:05,305 --> 01:43:06,806 Who — Who's Lou? 1577 01:43:06,890 --> 01:43:08,850 - Lou is my agent. - You're kidding. 1578 01:43:08,933 --> 01:43:11,936 - I called my agent. - What did he say? 1579 01:43:12,771 --> 01:43:16,024 He says that if I want to get back to work, no problem... 1580 01:43:16,107 --> 01:43:18,401 that I just come in and... 1581 01:43:19,527 --> 01:43:21,404 we talk and that's it. 1582 01:43:22,363 --> 01:43:23,365 Baby! 1583 01:43:23,448 --> 01:43:25,058 That's terrific! 1584 01:43:25,408 --> 01:43:28,203 I gotta get these tapes organized. You seen my jacket? 1585 01:43:28,286 --> 01:43:30,538 - It's in the bathroom. - In the bathroom. 1586 01:43:30,622 --> 01:43:32,707 I got the coffee here if you want it. 1587 01:43:32,791 --> 01:43:34,501 You made coffee? 1588 01:43:34,584 --> 01:43:38,254 You're going back to work, and you made coffee? 1589 01:43:38,338 --> 01:43:40,131 I'm loving this. 1590 01:43:44,437 --> 01:43:45,898 You know what would be neat? 1591 01:43:46,638 --> 01:43:50,058 Now that there's going to be another income coming in... 1592 01:43:50,141 --> 01:43:52,435 I would love to look for a bigger place. 1593 01:43:52,519 --> 01:43:54,938 I mean, I don't want to rush anything... 1594 01:43:55,021 --> 01:43:57,065 but I'd like to start looking anyway. 1595 01:43:57,148 --> 01:43:59,442 You know? Maybe a two-bedroom? 1596 01:43:59,526 --> 01:44:02,529 Or maybe even the top floor of a house? 1597 01:44:03,321 --> 01:44:05,907 Say, in Brooklyn... Heights? 1598 01:44:09,244 --> 01:44:10,870 What? 1599 01:44:10,954 --> 01:44:12,914 You don't want to commute, right? 1600 01:44:12,997 --> 01:44:15,166 - That's all right. We could — - Come here. 1601 01:44:16,501 --> 01:44:19,421 You are an incredible woman. 1602 01:44:19,504 --> 01:44:21,423 - I'm an incredible woman? - Yeah. 1603 01:44:21,506 --> 01:44:25,677 - What's this, a death sentence? - No, no. I want to talk about this. 1604 01:44:27,178 --> 01:44:29,180 So much has happened... 1605 01:44:30,181 --> 01:44:33,268 that I think it would be a good thing for both of us... 1606 01:44:34,018 --> 01:44:35,562 if we... 1607 01:44:36,688 --> 01:44:38,940 slowed down a little. 1608 01:44:39,023 --> 01:44:41,943 Slowed down? Where have I been? Have we been going fast here? 1609 01:44:42,026 --> 01:44:43,945 Come on, Anne, now, look, this has been... 1610 01:44:44,028 --> 01:44:47,198 a real, real difficult time for me this past year or so. 1611 01:44:47,282 --> 01:44:48,867 Yeah? 1612 01:44:49,659 --> 01:44:52,620 And, you know, I feel like I'm above water for the first time. 1613 01:44:52,704 --> 01:44:57,041 I feel I know a lot more now, and I don't want to make any more mistakes. 1614 01:44:57,125 --> 01:44:59,127 - So? - I think I need time to... 1615 01:45:00,170 --> 01:45:01,963 make the right choices, to — 1616 01:45:02,046 --> 01:45:04,257 W-Wait, wait, wait. I'm lost here. 1617 01:45:04,340 --> 01:45:08,344 - What are you saying? - I think maybe I should be alone for a while. 1618 01:45:09,387 --> 01:45:13,308 You know, now that I know more, you know... 1619 01:45:13,391 --> 01:45:15,059 I-I feel that... 1620 01:45:16,728 --> 01:45:20,148 I should focus on my career now that I can, now that everything's taken care of. 1621 01:45:20,231 --> 01:45:22,317 - You know, Parry's — - All right, first of all — 1622 01:45:22,400 --> 01:45:24,986 Let me just say one thing, okay? 1623 01:45:25,069 --> 01:45:28,281 You don't know shit. Okay? 1624 01:45:29,032 --> 01:45:31,868 Secondly, as far as we go... 1625 01:45:31,951 --> 01:45:35,163 what have we been doing here except time? 1626 01:45:35,246 --> 01:45:38,917 Have I — Have I ever pressured you? Once? Ever? 1627 01:45:39,000 --> 01:45:40,251 - No. - No. 1628 01:45:40,335 --> 01:45:43,296 So what time do you need, baby? 1629 01:45:43,379 --> 01:45:46,174 I love you. You love me. 1630 01:45:46,257 --> 01:45:49,552 You want to get your career going? I think that's the greatest thing in the world. 1631 01:45:49,636 --> 01:45:53,431 I want to be there when — I'm sorry. I want to be there when it happens. 1632 01:45:54,265 --> 01:45:57,519 So wh-what do you need time to figure out? Huh? 1633 01:46:00,271 --> 01:46:03,942 All right, I-let me — let me just ask you one thing. 1634 01:46:05,568 --> 01:46:07,195 Do you love me? 1635 01:46:09,614 --> 01:46:11,616 I don't know. 1636 01:46:15,411 --> 01:46:17,747 You can't even give me that, can you? 1637 01:46:19,207 --> 01:46:22,126 Jesus, Jack! What were you planning on doing here? 1638 01:46:22,210 --> 01:46:24,629 Were you planning on just packing up your things, walking out the door... 1639 01:46:24,712 --> 01:46:27,131 and dropping me a note when you meet somebody new? 1640 01:46:27,215 --> 01:46:30,134 I had no idea what I was planning to do. I just said I need time. 1641 01:46:30,218 --> 01:46:31,719 Bullshit! 1642 01:46:31,803 --> 01:46:33,721 If you're gonna hurt me, hurt me now... 1643 01:46:33,805 --> 01:46:36,349 not some long, drawn-out hurt that takes months of my life... 1644 01:46:36,432 --> 01:46:38,977 because you don't have the balls! 1645 01:46:41,145 --> 01:46:43,815 Okay. I'll pack my stuff tonight. 1646 01:46:45,508 --> 01:46:47,944 What have you been doing here? Could you just tell me that? 1647 01:46:48,027 --> 01:46:50,238 What have you been doing here? 1648 01:46:50,321 --> 01:46:52,991 - We both got something out of this — - What did I get? 1649 01:46:53,074 --> 01:46:54,951 What did I get? 1650 01:46:55,034 --> 01:46:58,121 What did I get I couldn't have gotten from anybody with no name... 1651 01:46:58,204 --> 01:47:00,081 any night of the week? 1652 01:47:00,164 --> 01:47:02,584 Do you think your company is such a treat? 1653 01:47:02,667 --> 01:47:07,046 Your moods, your pain, your problems? Do you think this has been entertaining for me? 1654 01:47:07,130 --> 01:47:09,299 Then what do you want to stay with me for? 1655 01:47:12,051 --> 01:47:15,179 Because I love you. 1656 01:47:17,307 --> 01:47:19,350 You stupid fucking — 1657 01:47:21,019 --> 01:47:22,081 - Hey. - fucking — 1658 01:47:24,522 --> 01:47:25,800 Anne. 1659 01:47:27,769 --> 01:47:29,308 Anne. Hey. 1660 01:47:30,236 --> 01:47:32,113 Come here. 1661 01:47:39,829 --> 01:47:42,665 No, no, stop it. Stop it. Don't. Don't. No. 1662 01:47:42,749 --> 01:47:44,917 You don't get to be nice! 1663 01:47:46,502 --> 01:47:48,796 I'm not going to play some stupid game with you... 1664 01:47:48,880 --> 01:47:50,798 where we act we're like friends... 1665 01:47:50,882 --> 01:47:53,384 so you get to walk out that door feeling good about yourself. 1666 01:47:53,468 --> 01:47:55,720 I'm not a modern woman. 1667 01:47:55,803 --> 01:48:00,266 If this is over, let's just — let's just call it over. 1668 01:48:24,165 --> 01:48:26,584 Yeah? Yeah. 1669 01:48:29,587 --> 01:48:32,048 M-My wallet? What do you mean? 1670 01:48:45,269 --> 01:48:47,438 Parry. 1671 01:48:49,399 --> 01:48:51,234 Parry. 1672 01:48:53,528 --> 01:48:55,113 Parry? 1673 01:48:55,196 --> 01:48:56,948 He can't hear you. 1674 01:48:58,282 --> 01:49:01,786 I'm Dr. Manderville. I was on duty when they brought him in. 1675 01:49:03,621 --> 01:49:06,874 I've been going over his record. He was brought in once before, I understand. 1676 01:49:06,958 --> 01:49:10,545 Catatonic stupor. Condition rendered him nonverbal. 1677 01:49:10,628 --> 01:49:15,133 Yeah, yeah. So the guy, he's been beat up. He's got a concussion, right? He's — 1678 01:49:16,008 --> 01:49:18,261 Right? He's gonna snap out of it. 1679 01:49:18,344 --> 01:49:20,304 I'm afraid not. 1680 01:49:20,972 --> 01:49:23,558 See, the beating's bad, but it's not the problem. 1681 01:49:23,641 --> 01:49:26,060 He seems to be reexperiencing the catatonia. 1682 01:49:26,144 --> 01:49:28,563 So like before, he could snap out of it in an hour... 1683 01:49:28,646 --> 01:49:31,315 or 13 months, or 13 years. 1684 01:49:33,985 --> 01:49:36,154 There's no way to be sure. 1685 01:49:39,490 --> 01:49:42,744 A person could actually reexperience the full effect of a tragedy... 1686 01:49:42,827 --> 01:49:45,496 long after the event took place. 1687 01:49:45,580 --> 01:49:48,583 I was reading how he lost his wife. 1688 01:49:48,666 --> 01:49:50,376 Are you relatives? 1689 01:49:51,669 --> 01:49:54,672 Well, it doesn't matter. We'll take care of him. 1690 01:49:54,756 --> 01:49:57,925 He'll have to be sent back to the same institution. 1691 01:50:00,011 --> 01:50:02,013 What if I was a relative? 1692 01:50:02,847 --> 01:50:05,349 Well, you'd have the option to care for him at home. 1693 01:50:05,433 --> 01:50:07,852 But my advice is, I wouldn't recommend it. 1694 01:50:07,935 --> 01:50:11,022 It wouldn't be good for him. He needs hospital care. 1695 01:50:11,898 --> 01:50:15,359 I just thought you could sign the release forms, but the city can do that. 1696 01:50:17,028 --> 01:50:18,613 I'm sorry. 1697 01:50:23,868 --> 01:50:26,037 Poor Lydia. 1698 01:50:26,120 --> 01:50:29,540 She finally finds her prince, and he falls into a coma. 1699 01:50:30,875 --> 01:50:33,377 Some women just have no luck, huh? 1700 01:50:39,675 --> 01:50:41,219 Anne. 1701 01:50:41,302 --> 01:50:42,804 Anne! 1702 01:50:44,055 --> 01:50:45,598 Anne! 1703 01:50:54,816 --> 01:50:56,984 I'll call you, okay? 1704 01:51:01,447 --> 01:51:04,575 The answer: two dwarves and a melon. 1705 01:51:04,659 --> 01:51:06,702 Well, I'm out of here. Have a perfect weekend. 1706 01:51:06,786 --> 01:51:10,289 And remember, on Monday's show we have as our special studio guest, Ben Starr... 1707 01:51:10,373 --> 01:51:14,418 star of the recently defunct hit TV show On the Radio. 1708 01:51:14,502 --> 01:51:18,089 So, from one of the botched to all of you bungled cats out there... 1709 01:51:18,172 --> 01:51:20,758 I love you, and right back at you. 1710 01:51:20,842 --> 01:51:22,468 ♪ Hit the road, Jack ♪ 1711 01:51:22,552 --> 01:51:25,805 ♪ And don't you come back no more, no more, no more, no more ♪ 1712 01:51:27,515 --> 01:51:29,016 Yeah? 1713 01:51:29,100 --> 01:51:32,854 Yeah, Lou, look, I said I want an offer or they can forget it. 1714 01:51:34,669 --> 01:51:37,650 You tell them I'm talking to the cable people about a talk show. 1715 01:51:38,276 --> 01:51:39,861 What? 1716 01:51:41,070 --> 01:51:42,738 Beth's father set it up. 1717 01:51:43,781 --> 01:51:45,199 No, he owns it. 1718 01:51:45,283 --> 01:51:47,368 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 1719 01:51:48,202 --> 01:51:50,204 ♪ Don't think this, don't think that ♪ 1720 01:51:53,833 --> 01:51:56,335 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 1721 01:52:02,508 --> 01:52:04,176 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 1722 01:52:04,260 --> 01:52:06,596 - You gotta get outta here. - I'm not bothering any — 1723 01:52:06,679 --> 01:52:08,514 - Come on. You gotta move it. - Jack? 1724 01:52:08,598 --> 01:52:10,308 Come on. Let's go. Come on. 1725 01:52:10,391 --> 01:52:12,101 - Jack! - Hey, stop it. 1726 01:52:12,184 --> 01:52:13,352 - No! Jack, it's me! - Come on. 1727 01:52:13,436 --> 01:52:15,438 Stop it! I know that guy! 1728 01:52:15,521 --> 01:52:17,189 - Jack! - Just get outta here. 1729 01:52:17,273 --> 01:52:20,735 Jack, do you remember me? "Venice!" You know me, Jack. Jack! 1730 01:52:20,818 --> 01:52:23,404 Jack, please, can I — Jack, can I talk to you, please? 1731 01:52:23,487 --> 01:52:26,240 Jack, I need to talk. Jack! We spent time together! 1732 01:52:26,324 --> 01:52:27,909 - That's enough. - Jack, please! 1733 01:52:27,992 --> 01:52:30,745 - Please let me talk to him! - Do you know this guy? 1734 01:52:30,828 --> 01:52:33,331 Please talk to me! Why won't you talk to me? 1735 01:52:33,414 --> 01:52:35,333 - Leave me alone! - Come on! 1736 01:52:35,923 --> 01:52:37,173 Why? 1737 01:52:37,668 --> 01:52:39,754 ♪ I've got the power ♪ 1738 01:52:39,837 --> 01:52:44,258 It's a weekly comedy about the homeless, but it's not depressing in any way. 1739 01:52:44,342 --> 01:52:47,345 We want to find a funny, upbeat way... 1740 01:52:47,428 --> 01:52:50,389 of bringing the issue of homelessness to television. 1741 01:52:50,473 --> 01:52:54,936 So we've got three wacky homeless characters. 1742 01:52:55,019 --> 01:52:57,939 But they're wise. They're wacky and they're wise. 1743 01:52:58,022 --> 01:53:00,107 And the hook is, they love being homeless. 1744 01:53:00,191 --> 01:53:02,568 They love the freedom, they love the adventure. 1745 01:53:02,652 --> 01:53:05,446 It's all about the joy of living, not the bullshit that we have to deal with — 1746 01:53:05,529 --> 01:53:07,198 the money, the politics. 1747 01:53:07,281 --> 01:53:11,494 And the best part is, it's called Home Free. 1748 01:53:12,702 --> 01:53:14,163 I'm getting a rush. 1749 01:53:17,629 --> 01:53:18,793 - Really! - What is this? 1750 01:53:18,876 --> 01:53:20,336 Another disappearing act with this guy? 1751 01:53:20,419 --> 01:53:23,339 No. I-It's not a problem. It's a bathroom break. 1752 01:53:23,422 --> 01:53:25,883 Took a bathr — I'll check. 1753 01:53:39,522 --> 01:53:41,065 Shit. 1754 01:53:48,698 --> 01:53:50,533 - Parry. - There. 1755 01:53:51,283 --> 01:53:52,384 What? 1756 01:53:54,161 --> 01:53:55,673 It's a grail! 1757 01:53:56,247 --> 01:53:58,499 The Holy Grail. 1758 01:53:59,542 --> 01:54:01,085 The Holy — 1759 01:54:01,836 --> 01:54:05,756 Some billionaire has got the Holy Grail in his library on Fifth Avenue? 1760 01:54:06,160 --> 01:54:07,633 My thoughts exactly. 1761 01:54:07,717 --> 01:54:10,177 Who'd think you'd find anything divine on the Upper East Side? 1762 01:54:14,265 --> 01:54:17,601 They said you're the one. 1763 01:54:59,435 --> 01:55:01,187 Henry Sagan? 1764 01:55:15,455 --> 01:55:16,452 Pardon me. 1765 01:55:16,854 --> 01:55:19,497 Not long ago, I left some new sheets for Parry. 1766 01:55:19,580 --> 01:55:23,375 They were lime-colored, very much like this color here, with watermelons. 1767 01:55:23,912 --> 01:55:25,002 Yes, yes. 1768 01:55:25,086 --> 01:55:26,754 I'm sorry. They're being cleaned. 1769 01:55:26,837 --> 01:55:29,548 The doctor had a little accident with a hypo. 1770 01:55:29,632 --> 01:55:32,843 Well, that's all right. Just make sure that he does get them when they are cleaned. 1771 01:55:32,927 --> 01:55:34,512 Thank you. 1772 01:55:45,523 --> 01:55:47,525 All right, settle down. 1773 01:55:56,450 --> 01:55:59,328 Hi. It's Jack. 1774 01:56:02,237 --> 01:56:04,333 How you doing? You're looking good. 1775 01:56:05,000 --> 01:56:06,502 You do. 1776 01:56:09,046 --> 01:56:10,631 Hey. 1777 01:56:16,428 --> 01:56:18,722 You gonna wake up for me? 1778 01:56:35,573 --> 01:56:37,575 This isn't over, is it? 1779 01:56:39,827 --> 01:56:42,663 You think you're gonna make me do this, don't you? 1780 01:56:42,746 --> 01:56:45,332 Well, forget it. No fuckin' way. 1781 01:56:45,416 --> 01:56:48,627 I don't feel responsible for you or for anybody. 1782 01:56:48,711 --> 01:56:50,754 Everybody's got bad things that happen to them. 1783 01:56:50,838 --> 01:56:52,506 I'm not God! 1784 01:56:52,590 --> 01:56:54,175 I don't decide — 1785 01:56:56,093 --> 01:56:58,095 People survive. 1786 01:57:02,183 --> 01:57:04,310 Say something! 1787 01:57:15,154 --> 01:57:17,740 Everything's been going great. 1788 01:57:17,823 --> 01:57:19,252 Great. 1789 01:57:20,534 --> 01:57:22,828 I'm gonna have my own cable talk show. 1790 01:57:24,455 --> 01:57:27,041 With an incredible equity, I might add. 1791 01:57:27,833 --> 01:57:29,543 I've got an incredible — 1792 01:57:29,627 --> 01:57:32,254 incredibly fucking gorgeous girlfriend. 1793 01:57:32,338 --> 01:57:35,174 I'm living an incredible fucking life. 1794 01:57:36,717 --> 01:57:39,470 So don't lay there in your comfortable little coma... 1795 01:57:39,553 --> 01:57:43,349 and think I'm going to risk all that because I feel responsible for you. 1796 01:57:43,432 --> 01:57:45,976 I'm not responsible! 1797 01:57:48,145 --> 01:57:50,064 And I don't feel guilty. You've got it easy. 1798 01:57:50,147 --> 01:57:53,901 I'm out there every day, every fucking day... 1799 01:57:53,984 --> 01:57:56,946 trying to figure out what the hell I'm doing... 1800 01:57:57,029 --> 01:58:00,241 why no matter what I have, it feels like I have nothing. 1801 01:58:01,992 --> 01:58:04,620 So I don't feel sorry for you. It's easy being nuts. 1802 01:58:04,703 --> 01:58:06,497 Try being me! 1803 01:58:11,168 --> 01:58:13,003 So I won't do it. 1804 01:58:13,087 --> 01:58:15,172 I don't believe in this shit. 1805 01:58:17,967 --> 01:58:20,803 Don't give me that stuff about me being the one. 1806 01:58:20,886 --> 01:58:22,596 There's nothing - 1807 01:58:22,680 --> 01:58:25,307 nothing special about me. 1808 01:58:26,892 --> 01:58:29,395 I control my own destiny, not some... 1809 01:58:30,479 --> 01:58:32,773 floating, overweight fairies. 1810 01:58:33,482 --> 01:58:36,777 I decide what I'm gonna do, and I'm not gonna risk my life... 1811 01:58:36,860 --> 01:58:38,404 to get some fucking cup... 1812 01:58:38,487 --> 01:58:40,614 for some fucking vegetable! 1813 01:58:40,698 --> 01:58:42,783 You motherfucker! 1814 01:58:42,866 --> 01:58:45,411 What am I supposed to do? 1815 01:58:47,204 --> 01:58:49,373 What am I supposed to do? 1816 01:58:52,596 --> 01:58:54,044 What am I supposed to do? 1817 01:58:55,713 --> 01:58:57,298 Cup. 1818 01:59:03,178 --> 01:59:06,682 Okay. All right. For sake of argument, let's say I do do this. 1819 01:59:06,765 --> 01:59:08,350 Okay? 1820 01:59:08,434 --> 01:59:10,019 If I do this... 1821 01:59:11,395 --> 01:59:15,399 I want you to know it wouldn't be because I felt I had to... 1822 01:59:15,482 --> 01:59:18,694 or because I felt cursed or guilty or responsible or anything. 1823 01:59:18,777 --> 01:59:20,571 If I do this — 1824 01:59:24,240 --> 01:59:25,159 Shit. 1825 01:59:30,914 --> 01:59:32,708 If I do this — 1826 01:59:33,542 --> 01:59:35,252 and I mean if — 1827 01:59:37,755 --> 01:59:40,966 it's because I want to do this for you. 1828 01:59:41,717 --> 01:59:43,594 That's all. 1829 01:59:44,345 --> 01:59:45,929 For you. 1830 01:59:54,021 --> 01:59:55,773 Don't go anywhere. 1831 02:00:15,125 --> 02:00:16,710 Shit! 1832 02:00:55,791 --> 02:00:57,167 Great. 1833 02:01:00,337 --> 02:01:01,922 I'm hearing horses now. 1834 02:01:02,005 --> 02:01:04,007 Parry will be so pleased. 1835 02:01:05,259 --> 02:01:09,346 Radio personality turns screwball on mission from God. 1836 02:01:10,347 --> 02:01:14,810 I just hope when they put me away, they find me a place right next to his. 1837 02:01:19,022 --> 02:01:20,691 Okay. 1838 02:02:01,398 --> 02:02:03,233 Fuck! 1839 02:02:08,322 --> 02:02:09,823 Fuck. 1840 02:02:18,582 --> 02:02:21,210 Thank God nobody looks up in this town. 1841 02:02:49,613 --> 02:02:51,114 Shit. 1842 02:02:52,157 --> 02:02:53,659 Shit. 1843 02:04:33,717 --> 02:04:35,802 "Lannie Carmichael." 1844 02:04:37,387 --> 02:04:39,723 "Christmas, 1932." 1845 02:04:59,826 --> 02:05:01,703 Shit. 1846 02:05:01,787 --> 02:05:03,080 Hey. 1847 02:05:03,639 --> 02:05:05,749 Hey, come on. Wake up! 1848 02:05:13,256 --> 02:05:14,758 Christ. 1849 02:06:13,358 --> 02:06:16,153 All right, I did my side of the bargain. 1850 02:06:18,989 --> 02:06:20,532 Here's your cup. 1851 02:06:25,036 --> 02:06:27,164 You gonna wake up now? 1852 02:06:36,189 --> 02:06:38,341 You want to think about it a little more. 1853 02:06:40,225 --> 02:06:41,678 Okay. 1854 02:06:43,930 --> 02:06:45,932 Take your time. 1855 02:08:04,094 --> 02:08:06,429 I had this dream, Jack. 1856 02:08:07,264 --> 02:08:09,099 I was married. 1857 02:08:10,600 --> 02:08:13,770 I was married to this beautiful woman. 1858 02:08:15,856 --> 02:08:18,024 And you were there too. 1859 02:08:21,152 --> 02:08:23,405 I really miss her, Jack. 1860 02:08:25,323 --> 02:08:27,242 Is that okay? 1861 02:08:28,952 --> 02:08:30,954 Can I miss her now? 1862 02:08:34,249 --> 02:08:35,876 Thank you. 1863 02:09:06,239 --> 02:09:08,909 Tempo, okay? Allegro. Here we go. 1864 02:09:08,992 --> 02:09:12,203 ♪ I like New York in June ♪ 1865 02:09:12,287 --> 02:09:14,748 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1866 02:09:14,831 --> 02:09:18,126 ♪ I like a Gershwin tune ♪ 1867 02:09:18,209 --> 02:09:20,587 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1868 02:09:20,670 --> 02:09:23,340 ♪ I like a fireside ♪ 1869 02:09:23,423 --> 02:09:27,135 ♪ When a storm is due ♪ 1870 02:09:27,218 --> 02:09:29,804 ♪ I like potato chips and moonlight and motor trips ♪ 1871 02:09:29,888 --> 02:09:32,766 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1872 02:09:32,849 --> 02:09:36,353 ♪ I'm mad about good books ♪ 1873 02:09:40,023 --> 02:09:42,776 Hi, sweetheart! Where you been? 1874 02:09:45,570 --> 02:09:47,155 Hey. 1875 02:09:47,238 --> 02:09:50,241 What's this face all about? Why are you crying? 1876 02:09:51,284 --> 02:09:53,119 Are you my girl? 1877 02:09:55,372 --> 02:09:57,207 Are you my girl? 1878 02:09:58,249 --> 02:09:59,897 Yes. 1879 02:10:04,547 --> 02:10:06,273 Hey. 1880 02:10:07,133 --> 02:10:08,718 Baby. 1881 02:10:12,138 --> 02:10:14,474 ♪ Holding hands in the movie show ♪ 1882 02:10:14,557 --> 02:10:16,434 ♪ When all the lights are low ♪ 1883 02:10:16,518 --> 02:10:18,812 ♪ May not be new ♪ 1884 02:10:18,895 --> 02:10:21,231 ♪ But I like it ♪ 1885 02:10:23,400 --> 02:10:28,822 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1886 02:10:44,713 --> 02:10:46,381 Well? 1887 02:10:51,386 --> 02:10:53,638 What do you expect me to do? 1888 02:10:53,722 --> 02:10:55,432 Applaud? 1889 02:11:03,690 --> 02:11:05,984 What? What? 1890 02:11:06,067 --> 02:11:08,319 What'd you come here for? 1891 02:11:08,403 --> 02:11:10,780 Did you come to get the rest of your stuff? There's no more stuff, Jack. 1892 02:11:10,864 --> 02:11:13,700 It all got burned. Accidentally. 1893 02:11:19,664 --> 02:11:23,043 Jack, don't do this. Whatever the hell it is you're doing, don't do it. Okay? 1894 02:11:23,126 --> 02:11:26,171 You don't just show up here out of nowhere and then stand there like a statue... 1895 02:11:26,254 --> 02:11:28,673 and make me do all the work. 1896 02:11:28,757 --> 02:11:30,759 What did you come here for? 1897 02:11:36,097 --> 02:11:37,522 I... 1898 02:11:38,444 --> 02:11:39,934 love you — 1899 02:11:44,647 --> 02:11:46,316 What? 1900 02:11:57,243 --> 02:11:58,787 I didn't get that. 1901 02:11:58,870 --> 02:12:01,164 Would you run it by me again? 1902 02:12:10,951 --> 02:12:12,550 I think — 1903 02:12:12,634 --> 02:12:13,927 Yes? 1904 02:12:14,010 --> 02:12:15,470 I realize... 1905 02:12:20,433 --> 02:12:22,143 I love you. 1906 02:12:24,521 --> 02:12:26,523 You love me, huh? 1907 02:12:41,287 --> 02:12:43,623 You son of a bitch. 1908 02:13:00,849 --> 02:13:03,518 God, what a beautiful night. 1909 02:13:06,020 --> 02:13:08,106 - Hey, look. - What? 1910 02:13:09,107 --> 02:13:10,733 They're moving. 1911 02:13:12,694 --> 02:13:14,612 Am I doing that? 1912 02:13:14,696 --> 02:13:17,157 You crazy? It's the wind. 1913 02:13:21,578 --> 02:13:24,873 ♪ I like New York in June ♪ 1914 02:13:24,956 --> 02:13:28,209 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1915 02:13:28,293 --> 02:13:32,172 ♪ I like a Gershwin tune ♪ 1916 02:13:32,255 --> 02:13:35,049 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1917 02:13:45,652 --> 02:13:46,728 Christ! 1918 02:13:53,860 --> 02:13:55,486 Good night, Manhattan! 1919 02:13:55,570 --> 02:13:57,488 - Say "good night," Jack. - Good night, Jack! 1920 02:14:17,508 --> 02:14:22,055 ♪ I like New York in June ♪ 1921 02:14:23,139 --> 02:14:26,476 ♪ How 'bout you? ♪ 1922 02:14:27,769 --> 02:14:31,981 ♪ I like a Gershwin tune ♪ 1923 02:14:33,441 --> 02:14:37,320 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1924 02:14:37,987 --> 02:14:42,575 ♪ I love a fireside ♪ 1925 02:14:42,659 --> 02:14:46,496 ♪ When a storm is due ♪ 1926 02:14:47,622 --> 02:14:50,083 ♪ I like potato chips ♪ 1927 02:14:50,166 --> 02:14:53,211 ♪ Moonlight and motor trips ♪ 1928 02:14:54,003 --> 02:14:58,424 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1929 02:14:58,508 --> 02:15:03,638 ♪ I'm mad about good books ♪ 1930 02:15:03,721 --> 02:15:07,725 ♪ Can't get my fill ♪ 1931 02:15:08,851 --> 02:15:13,940 ♪ And Franklin Roosevelt's looks ♪ 1932 02:15:14,023 --> 02:15:17,110 ♪ Give me a thrill ♪ 1933 02:15:17,193 --> 02:15:20,989 ♪ Holding hands in the movie show ♪ 1934 02:15:21,072 --> 02:15:24,158 ♪ When all the lights are low ♪ 1935 02:15:24,242 --> 02:15:27,453 ♪ May not be new ♪ 1936 02:15:27,537 --> 02:15:29,455 ♪ But ♪ 1937 02:15:29,539 --> 02:15:31,249 ♪ I like it ♪ 1938 02:15:31,332 --> 02:15:36,254 ♪ How about you? ♪ 1939 02:16:20,798 --> 02:16:25,803 ♪ I'm mad about good books ♪ 1940 02:16:25,887 --> 02:16:29,515 ♪ Can't get my fill ♪ 1941 02:16:31,017 --> 02:16:36,147 ♪ And Franklin Roosevelt's looks ♪ 1942 02:16:36,230 --> 02:16:39,275 ♪ Give me a thrill ♪ 1943 02:16:39,359 --> 02:16:43,112 ♪ Holding hands in the movie show ♪ 1944 02:16:43,196 --> 02:16:46,366 ♪ When all the lights are low ♪ 1945 02:16:46,449 --> 02:16:49,535 ♪ May not be new ♪ 1946 02:16:49,619 --> 02:16:51,537 ♪ But ♪ 1947 02:16:51,621 --> 02:16:53,414 ♪ I like it ♪ 1948 02:16:53,498 --> 02:16:56,501 ♪ How about ♪ 1949 02:16:56,584 --> 02:16:58,586 ♪ I like it ♪ 1950 02:16:58,669 --> 02:17:01,172 ♪ How about ♪ 1951 02:17:01,881 --> 02:17:03,716 ♪ I like it ♪ 1952 02:17:03,800 --> 02:17:07,887 ♪ How about ♪ 1953 02:17:09,472 --> 02:17:12,058 ♪ You? ♪ 147198

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