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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:03,367 --> 00:00:08,760 It's time for... Commander Cash! 2 00:00:09,327 --> 00:00:11,443 I hate breakfast! 3 00:00:13,207 --> 00:00:18,320 Hey kids, we're here to rescue you from... breakfast boredom! 4 00:00:18,527 --> 00:00:21,599 With Commander Cash Superflakes! 5 00:00:22,487 --> 00:00:25,445 - They're chocked full of... - Super sugar power! 6 00:00:25,567 --> 00:00:27,558 Hey, and look what's inside: 7 00:00:27,647 --> 00:00:32,163 - Free ultra-specs! - So you can read a secret message on the back! 8 00:00:32,607 --> 00:00:35,167 The cereal is selling like hot cakes, Mr. Chairman. 9 00:00:35,287 --> 00:00:39,644 And the secret message game in the ads on the box... The children are just eating it up. 10 00:00:39,807 --> 00:00:42,401 So, be a superhero! 11 00:00:42,527 --> 00:00:44,836 Be a superflake! 12 00:00:45,247 --> 00:00:47,681 You love Commander Cash Superflakes, don't you, kids? 13 00:00:47,967 --> 00:00:51,084 - I eat it every morning. - Me too, Mr. Atwater. 14 00:00:53,567 --> 00:00:55,125 Atwater, are these your children? 15 00:00:55,647 --> 00:00:58,286 - No, they're your grandchildren, sir. - My what? 16 00:00:58,463 --> 00:00:59,463 Now look here, Atwater... 17 00:00:59,487 --> 00:01:03,924 Don't worry, Mr. Chairman, they're just young actors playing your lovely grandchildren. 18 00:01:04,207 --> 00:01:06,437 It's a perfect symbol for OCP. 19 00:01:08,407 --> 00:01:12,161 And if you act now, you'll also receive... Bag-O-Guts! 20 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:16,683 Wow, looks like a real war wound! 21 00:01:18,527 --> 00:01:22,566 - Grandpa, can I get a Bag-O-Guts? - Me too, grandpa, me too! 22 00:02:54,887 --> 00:02:56,320 Step out of the truck. 23 00:03:09,287 --> 00:03:12,085 I repeat, step out of the truck. 24 00:03:24,647 --> 00:03:27,559 - Don't tell my dad, okay? - Mine neither! 25 00:03:32,967 --> 00:03:34,366 Wow, Robocop! 26 00:03:46,607 --> 00:03:48,567 Go ahead and shock the flatline, then let's quit. 27 00:03:48,591 --> 00:03:49,819 Okay, everybody clear! 28 00:03:50,247 --> 00:03:53,205 Officer Alex Murphy shot to death in the line of duty. 29 00:03:54,727 --> 00:03:57,639 Legally he's dead. We can pretty much do what we want. 30 00:03:59,007 --> 00:04:01,965 There's a new guy in town. His name's Robocop. 31 00:04:12,207 --> 00:04:13,526 Murphy, it is you. 32 00:04:52,647 --> 00:04:55,764 Give us three minutes, and we'll give you the world. 33 00:04:55,967 --> 00:05:00,165 This is Media-Break with Bo Harlan and Rocky Crenshaw. 34 00:05:00,487 --> 00:05:05,083 Our top story: A brand-new set for Media-Break. Rocky, how do you like it? 35 00:05:05,527 --> 00:05:09,918 Well, you know, Bo, it's so big and impressive I can't help feeling, well... special. 36 00:05:10,047 --> 00:05:12,117 You are special, Rocky. 37 00:05:12,407 --> 00:05:13,556 Everyone is! 38 00:05:14,047 --> 00:05:15,366 Now the news. 39 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:19,077 The chairman of Omni-Consumer Products finalized contracts today 40 00:05:19,207 --> 00:05:23,485 initiating construction of a nation-wide chain of mid-price daycare centers. 41 00:05:24,207 --> 00:05:29,122 Speaking of kids, seems like they'll do anything for Commander Cash toys and merchandise. 42 00:05:29,287 --> 00:05:30,561 Even steal. 43 00:05:30,887 --> 00:05:31,887 That's right, Bo. 44 00:05:31,927 --> 00:05:37,365 Yesterday police arrested a dozen eight-year-olds in connection with over 20 toystore break-ins. 45 00:05:37,527 --> 00:05:42,396 We talked to the genius behind the Commander Cash marketing phenomenon about this crime wave, 46 00:05:42,527 --> 00:05:46,964 OCP's VP of children's marketing and entertainment, Simon Atwater. 47 00:05:47,127 --> 00:05:51,359 I created Commander Cash for all the good boys and girls of the world. 48 00:05:51,767 --> 00:05:54,600 And they love him bad because... he's a hero. 49 00:05:54,887 --> 00:05:59,119 He's a hero of the economy, and everybody loves a hero. 50 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:02,005 So says Simon Atwater. 51 00:06:02,087 --> 00:06:06,399 When questioned by police, the marauding children refuse to cooperate 52 00:06:06,487 --> 00:06:10,366 until they and their attorneys were given Commander Cash chocolate bars. 53 00:06:10,727 --> 00:06:15,005 Bad idea, Rocky, you know how hyper attorneys get when they eat too much sugar. 54 00:06:27,007 --> 00:06:28,759 Non-lethals checkout. 55 00:06:29,407 --> 00:06:30,687 You're ready for the kids, Robo. 56 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:31,807 Thank you. 57 00:06:32,327 --> 00:06:34,124 I'll never have any kids, ever! 58 00:06:34,207 --> 00:06:35,727 - Ever! You guys wanna know why? - Why? 59 00:06:35,751 --> 00:06:38,440 'Cause I just spent the last 4 hours, got it, 4 hours 60 00:06:38,527 --> 00:06:40,757 processing whining, screaming juveniles and then, 61 00:06:41,047 --> 00:06:45,165 then calling their whining, screaming parents who swear their little Bobby and Suzy 62 00:06:45,247 --> 00:06:47,383 couldn't possibly throw a trash can through a toystore window 63 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:50,847 and clean the place out of Commander Cash toys, no, and if they did whose fault is it? 64 00:06:50,871 --> 00:06:52,836 It's mine, yes. They blame me, they blame OCP, 65 00:06:52,967 --> 00:06:55,959 they blame Commander Cash cartoons, they blame everybody but themselves. 66 00:06:56,047 --> 00:07:00,487 And if you even suggest or even hint that maybe, just maybe you've not properly supervised your little monsters 67 00:07:00,511 --> 00:07:01,838 they get right in my face! 68 00:07:02,527 --> 00:07:05,127 "Oh, what do you know about kids?", "How many kids do you have?", 69 00:07:05,151 --> 00:07:07,845 "What do you think I should do based on your own barren existence?" 70 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,527 One of them actually called me barren, can you guys believe that? 71 00:07:11,607 --> 00:07:12,676 No. 72 00:07:14,207 --> 00:07:17,279 Your shift is over. Why don't you go home and relax? 73 00:07:17,407 --> 00:07:20,001 Yeah, you know, take a bath, rent a movie, 74 00:07:20,167 --> 00:07:22,476 adult, maybe, huh? - Oh yes, I'd love to, but I can't. 75 00:07:22,567 --> 00:07:24,558 See, Sarge's at the Chicago convention 76 00:07:24,687 --> 00:07:28,157 and I promised him I'd take Gadget to the opening of the new OCP omni-mall 77 00:07:28,287 --> 00:07:29,959 so she can see Commander Cash! 78 00:07:30,047 --> 00:07:31,685 I'll be there as well. 79 00:07:32,367 --> 00:07:33,367 Crowd control. 80 00:07:33,567 --> 00:07:36,161 Great, if thing get out of the hand, shoot some parents for me. 81 00:07:36,407 --> 00:07:37,965 Hey, look what I got! 82 00:07:40,487 --> 00:07:43,684 It's Little Miss Bag-O-Guts. It came with my Major Market doll. 83 00:07:43,847 --> 00:07:45,200 Cool, huh? 84 00:07:47,247 --> 00:07:49,886 I changed my mind, if things get out of the hand, shoot me. 85 00:08:25,127 --> 00:08:28,722 Hey, everybody, come on! Wave to the Chairman! 86 00:08:33,287 --> 00:08:36,996 It's great to get out and meet the consumers, isn't it, Mr. Chairman? 87 00:08:37,207 --> 00:08:39,641 There are certainly plenty of them here. 88 00:08:41,207 --> 00:08:46,042 You know, we could consider franchising these amusement centers, 89 00:08:46,327 --> 00:08:48,522 Europe perhaps... France? 90 00:08:48,887 --> 00:08:49,922 Can't miss. 91 00:08:50,047 --> 00:08:51,844 Great idea, Mr. Chairman. 92 00:09:00,287 --> 00:09:01,800 Do you know Commander Cash? 93 00:09:01,927 --> 00:09:04,395 - Can we get your autograph? - Yeah, can we? 94 00:09:05,647 --> 00:09:09,083 Always obey your parents and the law. 95 00:09:15,087 --> 00:09:17,237 Excuse me... oh, I'm sorry, precious... 96 00:09:18,167 --> 00:09:21,239 Mr. Robocop, my name is Brittany, I'm Simon Atwater's assistant, 97 00:09:21,327 --> 00:09:25,710 and the chairman would like to see you right over there. Wow... 98 00:09:53,687 --> 00:09:56,042 Mr. Chairman, how can I assist you? 99 00:09:56,127 --> 00:09:57,127 We... 100 00:09:57,247 --> 00:10:02,196 We would appreciate it if you could take the time to pose for pictures with Commander Cash. 101 00:10:02,287 --> 00:10:04,323 Two heroes together, so to speak. 102 00:10:04,447 --> 00:10:06,527 I understand if you have your duties to attend to... 103 00:10:06,607 --> 00:10:11,727 But the children would love it. I mean, imagine their little eyes just lighting up with excitement. 104 00:10:11,887 --> 00:10:14,355 We don't want to disappoint the children, now, do we? 105 00:10:14,527 --> 00:10:16,483 I am on duty. 106 00:10:18,207 --> 00:10:20,323 You know, you are so dedicated. 107 00:10:20,447 --> 00:10:24,326 And that's just one of the things that really separates you from all the other OCP products. 108 00:10:34,327 --> 00:10:36,887 You can't do this, I am Commander Cash, I... 109 00:10:42,167 --> 00:10:45,682 We want Commander Cash! We want Commander Cash! 110 00:10:45,807 --> 00:10:53,480 I now declare the OCP omni-mall officially... open! 111 00:10:55,687 --> 00:11:03,687 We want Commander Cash! We want Commander Cash! We want Commander Cash! 112 00:11:06,647 --> 00:11:09,605 Glad to see the little darlings haven't sold you for scrap. 113 00:11:12,327 --> 00:11:13,555 Here he is! 114 00:11:27,687 --> 00:11:30,997 He was supposed to come in the front entrance. Did you tell him that? 115 00:11:31,247 --> 00:11:32,316 Yes. 116 00:11:36,367 --> 00:11:39,723 Robocop! Always glad to meet a fellow superhero. 117 00:11:46,407 --> 00:11:48,637 I am just a police officer. 118 00:11:49,367 --> 00:11:53,042 What humility, so important when setting a good example for children. 119 00:11:53,727 --> 00:11:55,558 But then, that's cartoon law. 120 00:12:14,127 --> 00:12:17,836 - Hello, young citizen! - Hi, Commander Cash! 121 00:12:18,007 --> 00:12:21,841 Did we all eat our Superflakes this morning? 122 00:12:22,007 --> 00:12:24,999 - Yes! - Good, good. 123 00:12:25,127 --> 00:12:28,676 Do we always do what Commander Cash says? 124 00:12:28,807 --> 00:12:30,445 Yeah! 125 00:12:30,647 --> 00:12:31,647 Well... 126 00:12:31,967 --> 00:12:37,246 Commander Cash says... everything is free today! Take what you want! 127 00:12:45,927 --> 00:12:46,927 What you doing? 128 00:12:55,287 --> 00:12:57,084 Give me that, that's mine! 129 00:12:57,327 --> 00:12:59,557 Children! Children, behave yourself! 130 00:12:59,647 --> 00:13:02,320 Listen to me! Listen to grandpa! 131 00:13:02,847 --> 00:13:04,360 What am I saying? 132 00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:09,160 Gadget? Gadget, where are you? 133 00:13:22,607 --> 00:13:26,759 That's right, boys and girls! Do what Commander Cash says! 134 00:13:27,207 --> 00:13:28,959 Take what you want! 135 00:13:29,407 --> 00:13:31,443 Children, children! 136 00:13:31,847 --> 00:13:36,841 Merchandise is not free. No, your mommies and daddies have to buy it! Yes! 137 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:39,845 It's not free! Stop this immediately! 138 00:13:41,407 --> 00:13:45,559 No, kids, do what Commander Cash says! It is free! 139 00:13:45,727 --> 00:13:48,764 And all the rides are free, too! 140 00:13:49,807 --> 00:13:54,039 Simon Atwater, you are an enemy of all children. 141 00:14:02,567 --> 00:14:07,800 Officer Robocop! Arrest that villain! He's in violation of cartoon law! 142 00:14:08,847 --> 00:14:11,566 Arrest that lunatic, before he does any more damage! 143 00:14:11,847 --> 00:14:16,045 Take my advice, Robocop: Keep an eye on that man. 144 00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:19,597 You are under arrest for inciting a riot. 145 00:14:20,647 --> 00:14:23,684 You can't arrest me, I'm Commander Cash! 146 00:14:23,807 --> 00:14:28,480 I'm a superhero. And superheroes don't commit crimes. 147 00:14:40,407 --> 00:14:41,920 It's cartoon law! 148 00:14:42,287 --> 00:14:46,439 - Goodbye, young citizen! - Bye, Commander Cash! 149 00:15:02,927 --> 00:15:05,680 Well, Mr. Robocop, that didn't go very well, did it? 150 00:15:05,807 --> 00:15:09,197 Just out of curiosity, why didn't you blow his sorry butt away? 151 00:15:21,407 --> 00:15:23,045 Gadget, where are you? 152 00:15:23,927 --> 00:15:25,758 I'm a police officer. Gadget! 153 00:15:25,887 --> 00:15:28,082 I'm here! Look at all the stuff I've got! What? 154 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:31,799 - You are so busted. - Why, what did I do? 155 00:15:40,847 --> 00:15:42,883 Mom and Dad out of town again? 156 00:15:43,007 --> 00:15:45,760 Well, here's your home-alone buddy! 157 00:15:46,167 --> 00:15:51,685 Commander Cash's Nitey-Nite Pal! So soft and comforting! 158 00:15:53,647 --> 00:15:56,002 Of all the kids there, Gadget, you should've known better! 159 00:15:56,647 --> 00:16:01,967 Hey, are you listening to me, do you hear what I'm saying, do you know how disappointed is the Sarge gonna be when he finds this out? 160 00:16:05,247 --> 00:16:07,840 Oh. I need a Nitey-Nite Pal. Can you go and get one now? 161 00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:11,499 Mom and Dad, don't leave them home alone unless they have Commander Cash's Nitey-Nite Pal! 162 00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:14,000 Available at toy stores and armament shops everywhere! 163 00:16:23,647 --> 00:16:25,046 Catching up on your reading, huh? 164 00:16:26,367 --> 00:16:28,961 Charlie, what is cartoon law? 165 00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:31,085 There is nothing in the database. 166 00:16:31,607 --> 00:16:33,359 Cartoon law? Nice way to put it. 167 00:16:33,527 --> 00:16:35,757 Well, you ever watched cartoons, Robo? 168 00:16:38,887 --> 00:16:44,325 Watch this, Dad. He'll come back to win. The superhero always wins. Always. 169 00:16:44,967 --> 00:16:48,323 The superhero always wins. 170 00:16:48,607 --> 00:16:53,087 Yep, and he never lies, and he never breaks the law, and he never rests until the villain is brought to justice. 171 00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:54,676 A simple matter of right and wrong. 172 00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:56,485 Justice in its purest form. 173 00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:00,718 Robo, check this out. 174 00:17:01,807 --> 00:17:04,401 - Will this work? - Yeah-yeah, he can polarize in the color. 175 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,966 Read that. 176 00:17:37,567 --> 00:17:40,559 Hi, Detroit police, I'd like to speak with Mr. Atwater, please. 177 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,126 Do you have an appointment? 178 00:17:42,327 --> 00:17:43,806 I'm with the police. 179 00:17:44,207 --> 00:17:46,277 Uh-huh. Do you have an appointment? 180 00:17:47,967 --> 00:17:50,407 Thank you very much, gentlemen, you've done an excellent job. 181 00:17:50,431 --> 00:17:51,466 You're welcome, sir. 182 00:17:52,767 --> 00:17:54,997 Hi, Mr. Atwater, can I speak with you, please? 183 00:17:58,607 --> 00:17:59,756 Of course. 184 00:17:59,887 --> 00:18:04,005 I always have time for the brave men and women of our wonderful police department. 185 00:18:09,847 --> 00:18:11,121 Brittany. 186 00:18:12,647 --> 00:18:14,877 Hold some of my calls. 187 00:18:24,327 --> 00:18:26,124 Looks like the evidence room at Metro South. 188 00:18:26,207 --> 00:18:31,281 I'm very sorry these bad boys and girls have taken so much of your time, detective. 189 00:18:31,407 --> 00:18:35,400 Commander Cash would be very upset. And I'm not talking about that criminal at the mall. 190 00:18:35,487 --> 00:18:37,927 That's exactly what I want to talk to you about, Mr. Atwater. 191 00:18:37,951 --> 00:18:39,907 - Have you caught him? - No. 192 00:18:40,527 --> 00:18:45,123 But I would like to pick your brain about what you were thinking with your Superflakes packaging and commercials. 193 00:18:45,487 --> 00:18:47,159 "Obey Commander Cash"! 194 00:18:47,567 --> 00:18:51,247 Now that's pretty much the way that Commander Cash got the kids going at the mall, isn't it? 195 00:18:51,271 --> 00:18:53,990 They were just excited about meeting their hero. 196 00:18:55,847 --> 00:18:57,041 Excuse me. 197 00:18:59,527 --> 00:19:04,521 I also checked the secret messages on the Commander Cash commercial spots: "You need Commander Cash toys!" 198 00:19:04,607 --> 00:19:07,041 "You must have the new Eliminator-3000!" 199 00:19:07,367 --> 00:19:09,198 "Get a Nitey-Nite Pal, now!" 200 00:19:09,287 --> 00:19:11,967 Those are pretty strong statements to little kids, don't you think? 201 00:19:13,007 --> 00:19:15,157 It's just a little game for the children. 202 00:19:15,447 --> 00:19:18,120 Something special just for them. 203 00:19:18,527 --> 00:19:20,802 We've made no attempt to deceive anyone. 204 00:19:20,887 --> 00:19:24,323 I think it would be wise if OCP were to withdraw the ads and the cereal 205 00:19:24,407 --> 00:19:25,920 until this whole thing calms down. 206 00:19:26,007 --> 00:19:29,602 It's always so easy to blame us, isn't it? 207 00:19:30,607 --> 00:19:33,997 And yet, it is the parents 208 00:19:34,087 --> 00:19:39,081 who won't take the time with their little Bobby and Suzy, 209 00:19:39,207 --> 00:19:43,359 who won't take the time to say it's all right to want and need things, it's natural. 210 00:19:43,687 --> 00:19:46,440 But you can only have what Mommy and Daddy can afford to buy you, 211 00:19:46,567 --> 00:19:52,039 and if Mommy and Daddy won't work as hard as other mommies and daddies and can't buy you what you want and need, 212 00:19:52,167 --> 00:19:56,160 then it is up to you to work hard in school and to eat a balanced diet 213 00:19:56,247 --> 00:19:59,239 so that you grow up strong and prosperous. 214 00:19:59,327 --> 00:20:04,196 So that you can buy your little Bobby and Suzy what they need and want! 215 00:20:11,007 --> 00:20:14,716 The ads... and cereal... 216 00:20:14,967 --> 00:20:17,356 will remain as they are. 217 00:20:17,927 --> 00:20:23,206 And if you are looking for something to do, I suggest you get out and find this lunatic... 218 00:20:24,327 --> 00:20:26,522 before he burns my butt. 219 00:20:26,647 --> 00:20:28,246 Robocop is on the case. 220 00:20:28,247 --> 00:20:33,367 Robocop... Robocop, he was at the mall! And that lunatic made a clean getaway! 221 00:20:34,007 --> 00:20:39,718 No, no, just as parents shouldn't look to OCP to raise their children, 222 00:20:39,967 --> 00:20:44,006 I'm not going to rely on robots to keep me safe. 223 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:53,158 I think we're through here, detective. 224 00:20:53,647 --> 00:20:55,717 Have a very nice day. 225 00:21:01,487 --> 00:21:04,320 It is so nice to have somebody to eat lunch with. 226 00:21:04,487 --> 00:21:07,399 Simon doesn't like me associating with the other employees very much. 227 00:21:07,807 --> 00:21:09,798 He says I have a big mouth. Yeah. 228 00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:14,719 Well, secrecy is power. That's what Simon says. 229 00:21:16,087 --> 00:21:19,767 Simon also says he doesn't like kids. So what's he doing in the children marketing division? 230 00:21:19,791 --> 00:21:22,565 Oh, he wasn't always there. He's actually a chemist. 231 00:21:22,687 --> 00:21:27,397 He used to work for Security Concepts tactical war division and Psychopharmaceuticals. 232 00:21:27,527 --> 00:21:30,166 Psychopharma... So why did he leave? 233 00:21:30,487 --> 00:21:35,242 Well, nobody liked him very much. They said he stole all their ideas but they were just jealous. 234 00:21:35,447 --> 00:21:40,123 And besides, chemists don't get nice big offices and nice big cars. And Simon likes those things a lot. 235 00:21:40,527 --> 00:21:43,927 Why, he's going pretty good for a chemist with no previous marketing experience, huh? 236 00:21:44,127 --> 00:21:48,359 Simon is so smart. He actually invented Commander Cash. 237 00:21:49,087 --> 00:21:50,447 Oh, he must be very proud of that. 238 00:21:50,647 --> 00:21:53,684 Well, actually he's proud of Superflakes. He made them up too. 239 00:21:53,807 --> 00:21:54,807 No kidding! 240 00:21:55,287 --> 00:21:57,801 He says that Superflakes is gonna take him to the top. 241 00:21:57,927 --> 00:22:00,395 Have you ever tried them? Oh, they're really good. 242 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:05,078 I usually have them for lunch. A great big bowlful. Simon lets me have all I want for free. 243 00:22:06,327 --> 00:22:10,926 Oh, guess what? Simon is gonna let me be Major Market at the opening 244 00:22:10,927 --> 00:22:13,487 of the children's daycare center tomorrow, isn't that fantastic? 245 00:22:13,511 --> 00:22:15,103 I'm really an actress. 246 00:22:15,487 --> 00:22:17,726 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 247 00:22:17,727 --> 00:22:21,003 It's a first time I get to wear the costume outside of Simon's apartment. 248 00:22:36,647 --> 00:22:40,401 - It's time for... - Commander Cash! 249 00:22:40,527 --> 00:22:41,527 Commander Cash? 250 00:22:42,207 --> 00:22:46,325 Hey, OCP didn't say nothing about a promotion. Are you sure you're supposed to be here? 251 00:22:46,447 --> 00:22:50,235 Well, citizen, Commander Cash goes wherever he is needed. 252 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,357 Wherever there is injustice. 253 00:22:54,767 --> 00:22:56,678 Trust me on this one, citizen. 254 00:22:58,167 --> 00:22:59,316 Hey, kids! 255 00:22:59,727 --> 00:23:03,800 - Did you all have your Commander Cash Superflakes this morning? - Yeah! 256 00:23:03,967 --> 00:23:09,246 - Do you always do what Commander Cash says? - Yeah! 257 00:23:09,407 --> 00:23:12,046 Well, Commander Cash says... 258 00:23:12,407 --> 00:23:14,637 take what you want, it's free! 259 00:23:19,407 --> 00:23:23,200 Don't touch that! It's not free! 260 00:23:33,567 --> 00:23:38,402 You moron, what the hell are you doing? You stop those brats right now, or I'm gonna sue you! 261 00:23:43,967 --> 00:23:46,606 Do you like the Eliminator-3000? 262 00:23:47,567 --> 00:23:54,678 Yeah, sure... Commander Cash, it's a real strong-seller. 263 00:23:57,727 --> 00:23:59,285 Well, this one's mine. 264 00:23:59,887 --> 00:24:02,799 And here's use number 351. 265 00:24:03,167 --> 00:24:04,964 Step aside, citizens. 266 00:24:17,967 --> 00:24:22,802 Hated to do that. But there's no room in this world's economy for impostors. 267 00:24:23,447 --> 00:24:24,721 Here, son. 268 00:24:27,607 --> 00:24:29,643 Don't forget your Nitey-Nite Pals! 269 00:24:30,007 --> 00:24:32,521 Can't enjoy a good night sleep without them, you know! 270 00:24:35,487 --> 00:24:37,603 Take care, sleep well! 271 00:24:37,767 --> 00:24:41,362 Know that Commander Cash is ever vigilant. 272 00:24:51,767 --> 00:24:53,917 Take it easy, young man. 273 00:24:54,207 --> 00:24:55,845 No need to rush. 274 00:24:59,927 --> 00:25:00,962 No! 275 00:25:07,927 --> 00:25:11,397 - Is he dead? - He can't be, he's Commander Cash! 276 00:25:11,607 --> 00:25:14,360 Mommy, that man just shot Commander Cash! 277 00:25:15,927 --> 00:25:18,395 Robo, please help Commander Cash, someone hurt him! 278 00:25:18,607 --> 00:25:20,279 I will do what I can. 279 00:25:29,767 --> 00:25:32,920 Jeez... That really hurts. 280 00:25:33,207 --> 00:25:35,767 You are under arrest. Come with me. 281 00:25:36,167 --> 00:25:39,557 Boys and girls, Commander Cash says: Stop Robocop! 282 00:25:39,687 --> 00:25:43,520 - Don't touch him, he's our friend! - Stop, he's good, you're bad! 283 00:25:43,727 --> 00:25:45,285 Stay right there! 284 00:25:49,127 --> 00:25:53,200 Until we meet again, Robocop! I salute you, fellow superhero! 285 00:25:53,367 --> 00:25:56,006 Bye! 286 00:26:04,447 --> 00:26:08,076 Until we meet again, Commander Cash. 287 00:26:26,727 --> 00:26:29,321 - Hey! - Sorry, Gadget, I'll explain later. 288 00:26:31,727 --> 00:26:33,207 Here, have something more nutritious. 289 00:26:33,327 --> 00:26:36,558 - Choco... bar? - Do what detective Madigan says, okay, dear? I'll see you later! 290 00:27:07,127 --> 00:27:08,401 Charlie, I need you. 291 00:27:09,647 --> 00:27:10,841 You do? 292 00:28:06,807 --> 00:28:10,561 Welcome to Commander Cash citadel of solitude! 293 00:28:16,927 --> 00:28:19,316 TARGETING 294 00:28:35,287 --> 00:28:39,917 Atwater secretary, better known as Major Market, spilled it all, man. This guy is a chemist. 295 00:28:40,127 --> 00:28:42,357 His specialty is Psychopharmaceuticals. 296 00:28:42,487 --> 00:28:44,682 - Really? - Yes. Hallucinogens and hypnotics. 297 00:28:44,767 --> 00:28:48,806 Remember when I told you Gadget phased out during that commercial? She was eating that cereal. 298 00:28:49,327 --> 00:28:52,603 - So you think that... - Superflakes is Atwater's pride and joy, 299 00:28:52,727 --> 00:28:56,606 on the basis of this stuff he has turned another division into his huge money-maker. 300 00:28:56,807 --> 00:28:57,807 How? 301 00:28:57,967 --> 00:29:00,007 I checked the national juvenile crime files, right? 302 00:29:00,130 --> 00:29:02,210 This jump in crime only happened here, in this area, 303 00:29:02,234 --> 00:29:05,461 the only place in America where they test marketing Superflakes. 304 00:29:09,927 --> 00:29:12,202 Madigan, there's nothing in the cereal. 305 00:29:12,423 --> 00:29:13,423 What? 306 00:29:13,447 --> 00:29:14,447 Well... 307 00:29:14,887 --> 00:29:18,436 Check the... check the box, right? Check the box, it's gotta be the box! 308 00:29:18,647 --> 00:29:19,966 Okay. 309 00:29:54,967 --> 00:29:56,605 Commander Cash! 310 00:29:58,407 --> 00:30:00,477 Come out with your hands up! 311 00:30:32,687 --> 00:30:34,484 Don't struggle, Robocop. 312 00:30:39,847 --> 00:30:42,486 This will all be over before you know it. 313 00:30:56,007 --> 00:30:58,567 I would never hurt a fellow superhero. 314 00:30:58,967 --> 00:31:00,525 You have to trust me. 315 00:31:00,887 --> 00:31:02,684 Cartoon law? 316 00:31:05,247 --> 00:31:06,646 Exactly. 317 00:31:13,967 --> 00:31:15,480 I'll need your spike. 318 00:31:21,847 --> 00:31:24,566 This will explain everything much better than I can. 319 00:31:31,247 --> 00:31:32,760 Enjoy the show. 320 00:31:34,727 --> 00:31:37,605 It all began at the offices of Mili-Tech Concepts, 321 00:31:37,767 --> 00:31:42,238 where mild-mannered audial-visual research scientist Tex Jones worked. 322 00:31:42,607 --> 00:31:45,326 Okay. Jesus, it's great. 323 00:31:45,607 --> 00:31:48,201 With my new face pulse image projector... 324 00:31:48,767 --> 00:31:50,678 and these special glasses 325 00:31:50,847 --> 00:31:55,159 I could literally burn our secret messages into the brains of our operatives. 326 00:31:55,527 --> 00:32:00,203 Our brave spies would never miss an important message again. 327 00:32:00,447 --> 00:32:04,565 And I'd still have time for you... Commander Cash. 328 00:32:04,967 --> 00:32:07,162 He'll reach out to kids everywhere. 329 00:32:07,327 --> 00:32:10,922 Oh, he'll inspire them to make our world a better place for all. 330 00:32:11,247 --> 00:32:13,715 But little did the clean-living Tex know 331 00:32:13,847 --> 00:32:17,522 just outside his door evil lurked. 332 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:22,642 Howdy, Tex! I'm Simon Atwater, marketing chemist at Psychopharmaceuticals. 333 00:32:22,807 --> 00:32:25,526 I've heard all about your research with pulse images 334 00:32:25,647 --> 00:32:29,003 and I've got a proposition for you. 335 00:32:29,127 --> 00:32:32,722 I've just stolen... I mean, created 336 00:32:32,807 --> 00:32:38,086 a psychohypnotic that can make people just about anything we want them to. 337 00:32:38,367 --> 00:32:40,961 And it's undetectable, 338 00:32:41,207 --> 00:32:44,085 until mixed with a common calcium-phosphorous-based chemical. 339 00:32:44,247 --> 00:32:45,919 Why are you telling me all this? 340 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:49,198 Because I'm busting out of this nowhere-tech job 341 00:32:49,327 --> 00:32:52,842 and climbing the corporate ladder all the way to the top. 342 00:32:53,207 --> 00:32:57,519 Imagine making people buy your product, any product. 343 00:32:57,687 --> 00:33:04,480 Consumers bent to our will. Unlimited power at my disposal! 344 00:33:06,407 --> 00:33:08,443 But... what you want from me? 345 00:33:08,887 --> 00:33:12,084 You've created the perfect message delivery system 346 00:33:12,167 --> 00:33:19,160 and the perfect salesman, an icon that everyone, even kids can trust. 347 00:33:19,247 --> 00:33:24,082 Never! I won't let you corrupt my work and my dreams with your filthy schemes! 348 00:33:24,207 --> 00:33:25,481 Get out! 349 00:33:25,647 --> 00:33:27,922 Hey, no problem, buddy. 350 00:33:28,287 --> 00:33:31,199 I'm not even going to try to change your mind. 351 00:33:33,047 --> 00:33:34,799 Have a nice day. 352 00:33:39,567 --> 00:33:40,966 No! 353 00:33:43,247 --> 00:33:46,364 Tex was supposed to die that day. 354 00:33:46,967 --> 00:33:50,437 But he didn't. It took a long time for him to recover. 355 00:33:50,607 --> 00:33:53,804 But in the end he was reborn. 356 00:33:54,167 --> 00:33:57,762 He was no longer a mild-mannered scientist with a flare for art. 357 00:33:57,967 --> 00:33:59,923 And, in the business news: 358 00:34:00,007 --> 00:34:04,125 OCP's Simon Atwater has been promoted, yet again. 359 00:34:04,287 --> 00:34:07,643 His dreams have been stolen, so he had no choice 360 00:34:07,767 --> 00:34:14,040 but to be those dreams, to become Commander Cash! 361 00:34:15,127 --> 00:34:17,880 Because when evil takes everything away from you... 362 00:34:23,847 --> 00:34:29,270 what choice do you have... but become a superhero? 363 00:34:50,687 --> 00:34:53,679 Well, we checked the cereal, the box, the ultraspecs, 364 00:34:53,767 --> 00:34:56,964 we even checked the 20%-off coupon on OCP... (?) that came in the box. 365 00:34:57,287 --> 00:35:00,597 There's nothing in any of it that could turn kids into zombies for Commander Cash. 366 00:35:00,687 --> 00:35:02,564 There's got to be, there has to be. 367 00:35:04,807 --> 00:35:07,799 It is. The hypnotic is dormant. 368 00:35:08,807 --> 00:35:11,640 Until mixed with a calcium-phosphorous base. 369 00:35:11,807 --> 00:35:13,001 What? 370 00:35:18,207 --> 00:35:21,590 Just add... milk. 371 00:35:27,607 --> 00:35:29,723 Thank you, Mr. Chairman, I'm very pleased. 372 00:35:30,087 --> 00:35:31,202 Excuse me. 373 00:35:32,167 --> 00:35:33,282 Excuse me. 374 00:35:36,247 --> 00:35:39,045 I have to go to my office to get some sales figures for the press. 375 00:35:39,167 --> 00:35:42,842 Will you please stop feeding your face and act like a superheroine? Thank you. 376 00:35:57,847 --> 00:35:59,758 I've come for you, Atwater. 377 00:36:00,527 --> 00:36:03,121 - Jones! - Jones is dead. 378 00:36:03,927 --> 00:36:05,997 Jones is insane. 379 00:36:06,087 --> 00:36:09,159 Why don't you get out of here before I call security? 380 00:36:09,247 --> 00:36:11,124 You perverted my image. 381 00:36:11,567 --> 00:36:14,718 I could've sold your toys without the mind control but... 382 00:36:14,887 --> 00:36:17,447 no, you had no faith in me. 383 00:36:17,887 --> 00:36:23,120 You exploited innocent children to line your pockets with ill-gotten gains! 384 00:36:23,207 --> 00:36:25,357 Is that what you think this is all about? 385 00:36:25,847 --> 00:36:28,645 Toys? Money? 386 00:36:28,847 --> 00:36:33,726 In ten years those little brats are going to be running everything. 387 00:36:33,727 --> 00:36:36,036 And guess who's going to be running them? 388 00:36:36,247 --> 00:36:37,646 Me! 389 00:36:37,767 --> 00:36:39,644 World domination? 390 00:36:44,207 --> 00:36:46,437 You villains never learn! 391 00:36:47,767 --> 00:36:49,837 How about a little product testing, Jones? 392 00:36:52,327 --> 00:36:53,601 Nitey-Nite, pal! 393 00:37:18,607 --> 00:37:20,484 You won't get away with this, Atwater. 394 00:37:21,047 --> 00:37:23,561 Spare me your comic-book morality. 395 00:37:25,487 --> 00:37:28,718 Simon Atwater, you are under arrest. 396 00:37:33,607 --> 00:37:36,041 I've had it with you guys. 397 00:37:58,567 --> 00:38:00,000 Hold on, Robo! 398 00:38:01,167 --> 00:38:02,395 I'm coming. 399 00:38:30,727 --> 00:38:34,720 You are a hero. 400 00:38:45,567 --> 00:38:49,196 Excuse me, how long does Mr. Atwater expect to be? I can't wait all afternoon. 401 00:38:49,407 --> 00:38:51,238 I'll go find him, Mr. Chairman. 402 00:38:52,687 --> 00:38:54,439 Let me top you off there, chief! 403 00:38:56,807 --> 00:38:57,956 Simon! 404 00:38:58,967 --> 00:38:59,967 Simon! 405 00:39:00,407 --> 00:39:02,921 Where have you been? The chairman is getting really fidgety. 406 00:39:03,007 --> 00:39:04,607 Yeah? Well, you can tell the chairman... 407 00:39:04,631 --> 00:39:07,099 Hold it, Atwater! Keep your hands where I can see them! 408 00:39:07,407 --> 00:39:08,522 You're under arrest. 409 00:39:09,167 --> 00:39:12,682 Can you see them now, officer? Can you see what they're holding? 410 00:39:13,407 --> 00:39:16,717 Don't try anything, there are a lot of innocent children around here 411 00:39:16,847 --> 00:39:19,156 and we wouldn't want to hurt them, would we? 412 00:39:23,567 --> 00:39:24,795 Simon, this is scary! 413 00:39:24,927 --> 00:39:26,838 Shut up, Brittany! 414 00:39:27,607 --> 00:39:29,165 Simon Atwater! 415 00:39:30,327 --> 00:39:32,045 You are coming with us. 416 00:39:32,207 --> 00:39:34,516 No, I'm not. She is coming with me. 417 00:39:35,007 --> 00:39:36,918 Atwater, have you lost your mind? 418 00:39:37,007 --> 00:39:40,795 No, but I've lost everything else and I'm not very happy about it! 419 00:39:40,967 --> 00:39:42,195 Major Market! 420 00:39:42,527 --> 00:39:46,315 Commander Cash says: Stop that fiend! 421 00:39:53,447 --> 00:39:55,085 Am I ever in character? 422 00:39:56,807 --> 00:40:00,356 You've ruined everything! Everything! 423 00:40:01,327 --> 00:40:06,276 And this is not the end of me! I will be back! 424 00:40:26,087 --> 00:40:29,045 In the name of justice and a strong economy. 425 00:40:29,127 --> 00:40:32,517 Commander Cash says: You're finished! 426 00:40:45,807 --> 00:40:46,807 Get up! 427 00:41:09,287 --> 00:41:12,359 Once again, good triumphs over evil. 428 00:41:12,967 --> 00:41:16,510 Yes. Cartoon law. 36003

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