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When will you people understand

that I, Apollinaire Monet, have solved the riddle that baffled the giants.

Marie Curie, Einstein.

Max Factor.

DNA-reorganization, ladies and gentlemen, the secret of Eve.

As your insipid commercial proclaims...

See it to believe it!

Here it is, doctor.

The Eve unit is ready.

It has been activated.

You see, the module instantly registers neuro-image of my assistant Dr. Proctor's face.

Now, based on his facial topography, his choices,

called from a factory-installed database.

Ah, oui, oui.

This one seems to be the Dr. Proctor of his dreams.

Wouldn't you say?

Now we simply attach the Eve-patch and observe.

It'll make a fortune.

Fool!

The firma-toner!

What's going on, Monet?

No cause for alarm, Dr. Proctor simply forgot his firma-toner.

Didn't he?

It's my fault, my fault. I am sorry.

Firma-toner?

Exactly, to firm up the transformation.

Voila.

With an ampule included in each unit, Eve works flawlessly.

For three full hours.

Are you telling us that OCP invested 50 million dollars for a product that lasts 3 hours?

But don't you see?

That is the whole point.

Fruit gum?

Not now, we've got work to do.

I've bestowed upon Eve what every genius strives to bestow upon his creations:

Built-in obsolescence.

How, ladies and gentlemen, will your average deeply unattractive consumer react

when, after 3 hours of blissful beauty, the bloom... falls off... the rose?

Almost got it... one more number and...

Open, Sesame!

And you're sure it's safe?

Oui. A resounding oui!

Well, I think I can speak on behalf of all of us here...

when I say that Omni-Consumer Products is proud to be associated with a man of such vision

and integrity as Dr. Apollinaire Monet.

How do you think I'd look with a little more profound...

What's the matter, you've never seen a dame before?

Shorty! Shorty, it's you? You're gorgeous!

Really? I think I'm in love with myself!

These things really work?

I tell you, Leo, crime will never be the same!

Yeah.

Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

Dream the person you want to be,

then be.

OCP's Aesthetica division

proudly announces Eve, the visage enhancement module.

Now without surgery you can be as beautiful as your dreams.

See it to believe it!

For women and men.

Eve from Aesthetica, another fine division of Omni-Consumer Products.

As beautiful as my dreams.

This is Robocop, urging all children to stay in school

and stay out of trouble.

And Pudface Morgan urges Robo-twerp to get out of my face!

My beautiful new Eve face...

Go ahead and shock the flatline, then let's quit.

Okay, everybody clear!

Officer Alex Murphy shot to death in the line of duty.

Legally he's dead. We can pretty much do what we want.

There's a new guy in town. His name's Robocop.

Murphy, it is you.

Charlie!

Give me a straight answer: Can I work Robo without his break?

What? When?

Now.

I need him, Charlie, at the criminal court building ceremony's security for judge Hall.

Orders.

Well, I should just check the manual, I'm sure there's something on emergency procedure in there.

Chapter 16, paragraph 6.

Which says...?

"When called upon..."

"I'm ready."

Here it is, chapter 16, paragraph 6, it says definitely not!

Why would I bother?

Come and get it! Spaghetti and meatballs.

Extra spicy.

I love those spicy meatballs.

Dr. Monet!

I thought you should know. Autoinventory shows two Eve modules missing.

Plus several cartons of firma-toner. Now, it occured to me...

Proctor, do you really have nothing better to do?

But what if we've had a break-in? We haven't even considered what could happen if Eve fell into criminal hands.

People could... die...

Will you stop this nonsense? Eve does not kill, people do!

Now get out of here!

Boss will bust out anytime now.

He'd probably turn himself into a warden Press and stroll through the front door.

I'm thinking we should give him a little "coming-home" present. Like taking care of that judge who set him up!

Judge Hall? Are you nuts?

That dedication thing will be crawling with cops.

Well, I've got something they won't be looking for.

Gotta hand it to you Shorty,

that's the best one yet!

Your presence here today, that the decimation... dedication of the new criminal court's building

is a gesture of commitment to your community.

Daddy!

All of us, exalted and humble, rich and poor,

young and... not so young,

stand here today unified...

and... united

in a crusade for truth, justice and... many other wonderful things.

We must always be on our guard,

ever vigilant, we must stand like...

Danger! Move away from this carriage!

Get out of way!

- Got you! - Damn it, kid, get off of me!

Excuse me, ma'am.

Afternoon, warden Press!

So long, suckers!

It's time for...

Commander Cash!

Mom and Dad out in the town again?

Well, here's your home-alone buddy!

Commander Cash's Nighty Nite pal!

So soft and comforting!

But just pull the pin on the back...

and Nighty Nite pal becomes a...

bomb!

Nighty night!

Mom and Dad, don't leave them home alone unless they have Commander Cash's Nighty Nite pal!

Available at toy stores and armament shops everywhere!

In sports today. The Tigers dealt pitcher Eddie Mozart to the Moscow Mighty Cossacks for a player to be named later.

Mozart had been demanding a raise to 300,000 dollars a pitch,

but the Tigers refused to go any higher than two-fifty.

So Old Detroit says farewell to a great left-hander, Bo.

Looks like it, Rocky.

Hard to imagine Mozart as a Cossack.

You pig-wits, you fuzz-brains!

But boss, we thought you'd want us to blow up the judge which sent you away.

No judge set me up, it's Robocop that set me up!

That's the one I want!

And, thanks to my old prison mate Dr. Cray Mallardo,

I'm gonna nail him.

And what's that thing?

I'd explain it to you, Shorty,

only you're too short.

It's over your head, get it?

And this is just in. A startling new development in the assassination attempt of judge Clarence Hall.

On-the-spot coverage by our MediaBreak video team has enabled experts

to trace the gunshot that wounded judge Hall to its exact point of origin,

as we see here.

Incredibly, the would-be assassin appears to be...

Hey, that's me! And that's the kid I fell over!

MediaBreak has also discovered a possible eyewitness to the assault.

- You fell over that kid? - Yeah, there's his name.

Jimmy Murphy.

A copy of this video has already been turned in to the authorities.

Just tell me one thing!

Did you open your big mouth?

What exactly did you see?

I don't know, it was crazy. People were running and screaming,

and some kid knocked me down.

Only he didn't sound like a kid...

Oh my God!

Mom, relax, what's wrong?

You were just shown on TV as an eyewitness!

If the person you saw is the one who did this...

What are we gonna do?

I'm going to call Sergeant Parks.

I don't care how you do it,

I just want you to go out and find that Murphy kid!

Just 'cause he heard my voice? So what if he figures out I'm a grown man?

That's the problem, Shorty.

You ain't grown.

How many other gangs in this town have a runt like you as a trigger man?

Well, let's see...

- No... - Not?

The answer is none, you tin bats!

Now go get that kid!

Right now?

Were you expecting someone?

No.

Five minutes with your son! A five minute exclusive with a Syndication Video of all... rights and all top any offer of other teams!

What do you say? Five minutes, huh?

Go away!

Name your price!

Get out of here!

Come on, mom, the back door!

Two minutes, one comment, one lousy comment!

They're getting away!

What the hell did I tell them for?

Wait for me!

I just love a man in uniform.

Cops! Too late!

Maybe not.

What do you mean?

They're gone.

Hey look, there's a cop car right in front.

Thank God!

Fruit gum?

Not now.

Wow, it's the Robocruiser!

Come on, Jimmy, let's get inside. Those people might come back.

Who cares, Robocop's here.

Jimmy!

Jimmy!

Somebody help me!

- Let go of him! - Come on! Come on!

Jimmy!

Let go of him!

Help me!

I've got him, let's go!

Jimmy!

Stop them, they took my son!

Jimmy!

- Why didn't you stop them? - I could not risk your son's safety.

But I will find him.

Get him!

Hose bag!

Kids...

Trouble, boss!

That robot put a tracker on the van. You want to us to ditch it?

And fast, you pint-size punk!

Can't you do anything right?

Go through the door!

Delay that, Shorty, and get up here pronto.

I'm about to be brilliant.

Dr. Monet! Let me in!

Go away, Proctor, go take your firma-toner!

I've been taking it, doctor, I think we might've overdone it!

Please, it's an emergency!

I cannot tolerate any further the intrusions on my extremely valuable...

Mon Dieu!

Robocop, come help me!

I'm up here!

He went for it, boss.

Good.

Let me know when he gets there!

Jimmy!

Jimmy?

Robocop, it's me.

He's a man. Make him talk, you'll see.

That's right, splat-head. You'll see pretty!

Hey, let go of me!

Are you really gonna hit a little kid, Robocop?

No.

You are under arrest.

Hang here.

Boy, am I glad to see you.

You are safe now.

Now!

Yes!

How's the view from up there, flight boy?

Ready to do some sky-diving?

Yes!

You did it, boss, you killed Robocop!

Don't kid yourself.

This robot's got more lives than a hindu cat.

I know you can hear me, tin head.

So here's the scoop.

No one's gonna patch you up this time.

Because Mallardo and I had a little chat while he was in the stir,

and he told me about your, what's it, termination command sequence.

You know, the thing they installed in case you go wrong.

I've got the instructions right here.

So, you just lie there and flicker, robot, while Pudface Morgan pulls your plug!

Come on!

How does it feel, boss?

Man, like it was made for me.

Fruit gum?

All units, stand by for...

Leo, Leo, Leo! Get that!

Sergeant Parks, field alert all units.

Pudface Morgan has escaped from the Henry Ford center for the morally challenged.

Be on the lookout for this face.

You're wrong again, slap-flicks.

Be on the lookout for your own face!

Robocop, can you hear me? It's Jimmy Murphy.

I can help?

No.

My circuitry is... complex.

Just tell me what to do!

I'm really good at fixing things, you'll see!

Sergeant Parks to see the... Chairman.

I'm, uh, in plain clothes today.

Confidential police business.

Doctor, what are we going to do?

Don't worry, we'll work out your little problem together.

You'll be fine! Trust me!

Now... cover up.

Are you insane, Parks?

Have you lost your mind?

Think about your pension, man!

When I get through here, you ain't gonna have the dough to cover my pension!

What do you mean?

What are you doing?

Where did you get that?

It was in my Christmas stocking.

Wait a minute...

You're not Sergeant Parks!

Who are you?

You tell me, Mr. Chairman!

Each connector must be reattached...

to its terminal.

Yeah, I got it.

Be careful.

Do not touch the exposed elements.

Are you kidding? Anybody knows that.

Are you all right?

You moved! You gotta stay still.

There.

That's it.

How's it working?

We can do no more.

You want me to call Metro South?

Yes, but first I must reach the chairman.

But they took your car.

There is a blue truck behind me.

I can hotwire it.

Uh... a friend showed me how.

Such people are not true friends.

However...

I'll drive.

All right now, I've got Mallardo's instructions on how to get in to the information highway.

First of all... I raise the module.

Now I raise the eye-peek...

According to Mallardo, all I gotta do is look into this thing.

Do you have any notion of the risk you're taking?

Hey, you've got no faith in your own product?

I stand behind Eve a 100%,

but even a slightest retinal discrepancies

- and a laser beam will shatter your brain.

Oh well...

as grandma Morgan used to say:

"Life's a gamble."

Right?

Right.

Tell you what...

let's raise the stakes!

If I don't pass this test, neither do you!

All right.

Initiate...

retina scan.

As granny also used to say:

"Bingo"!

All right now...

Initiate...

the termination sequence.

Think what you're doing, man!

Robocop's a hero!

A role model! A beacon of hope!

He's worth a hundred million dollars.

You're breaking my heart.

Are you kidding?

Robocop, stop him!

You are under arrest.

Okay, okay! Come and get me!

If you can make it!

Don't stop, Robocop! Go on!

What's the matter, tin head? You're feeling a little fuzzy?

Pudface Morgan...

Surrender.

I don't think so, Robostiff.

Timber!

He's all fallen down.

And this time he ain't never getting up!

Robocop is now Robojunk.

I did it! Me, Pudface Morgan!

I killed Robocop!

Excuse me sir, the managers are here for the meeting.

You tell them I'll be right there.

And you tell them also... I got some laryngitis today.

I'll be back, and I'll get maintenance...

to... recycle this trash.

Go on, Robo!

Go on, Robo!

Diana!

What's going on?

Diana...

Alex!

I am being terminated.

We'll see about that.

Wow, this is moving fast!

Just hang up, Alex!

I'll keep you going until we figure something out.

Get... Lippencot.

Charlie, quick! Somebody's sending you a message!

My God!

- No, no! - What does it mean?

Robocop's dying!

If the termination sequence reaches its final phase, his human brain stem will separate from its connectors and he'll be lost!

So do something! Save him!

Right, right, save Robo...

The back door! I could use the back door.

- Great. What is it? - Well, the original program...

always puts in a backdoor command in case he needs to regain control of the system.

Now, if I could enter Robo's core that way, I could deactivate the termination sequence.

Do it!

Oh, what am I saying? I can't do it, the sequence's too weak.

You can, Charlie! Just think!

Right, you're right. Think, think...

If I had a stronger satellite hookup...

The OCP satellite uplink would be perfect!

Except they'll never let me use it.

Sure they will.

Sarge!

Sarge, come quick!

So, I'm thinking it's time to make some moves.

Shake up the competition.

But sir,

we have no competition.

Maybe that's the problem. And don't interrupt me when I'm talking!

So...

give me a list of all the company assets that I can... dump!

What's with him?

Is it any better, doctor?

Oh, oui, oui, definitely, we've done the corner now.

Now just rest. Rest.

I can't get through to the chairman!

Those damn OCP bureaucrats won't authorize sat-time without him.

But the signal's fading, we need that power.

Charlie, you can hack into the satnet!

Yes, but that's illegal.

Are you kidding me?

Come on, Charlie!

What? What, what, what?

Sir, law enforcement has never been expected to match the profits of our other divisions.

Why should they be different?

A little manpower cut...

will even things up!

Mr. Chairman, please...

The public order is...

For real change...

we all! We all! We all gotta sacrifice!

Um... excuse me. I've got an allergy.

Addition scanning into the frames of satellite tracking the Robocop.

- Please! - Come on, come on!

Don't you die on me, Alex!

I'll hunt you forever, that's a promise!

That's it! The back door.

We're in! We're in!

Yes!

Nice going, Charlie.

- All right! - All right, okay.

He did it!

Alex, Charlie did it!

It's getting crowded in here.

Thank you, Diana.

Hey, I just held on.

Charlie did the real work.

Man, do I need a firma-toner fix!

That was almost embarrassing.

What are you gawking at?

Speaking as a consumer, this product has some serious drawbacks. You ought to do something about it.

Ah, forget it!

I'll do something about it!

Just say no.

Not the face!

Give us three minutes, and we'll give you the world.

This is MediaBreak with Bo Harlan and Rocky Crenshaw.

Big news on the corporate front, as OCP announced the cancellation of its heralded new beauty-aid, Eve.

The announcement came on the day Eve was scheduled to debut in the marketplace.

An OCP spokesperson sighted a need for further testing.

And in a related story, doctor Apollinaire Monet,

fame cosmetitian and creator of Eve,

was dismissed today from OCP amidst allegations of criminal fraud.

Tough times at OCP, Bo.

They'll bounce back, Rocky, we can all be sure of that.

You said it.

We're now going live to the courthouse where judge Clarence Hall is honoring a young hero.

To Jimmy Murphy for his courageous assistance to an engendered... endangered officer.

Thank you for helping my son.

He is a fine young man.

Yes.

I think his father would be very proud of him.

I am sure of it.

Oh, look!