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Ken...

...please...

StGp!

Ken ?

Ken!

It's me!

I'm Legging you!

Wake op!

I IGve yGo.

Okay, cut.

What do yGu thin k?

How many takes?

That was the 42nd.

YGo're facing death.

Yes.

Were yGo real l7 scared ?

Yes, as if it was...

- fGr real. - YGo were acting, 7eah ?

Yes.

NGt as I it should

cGme nato ral Iy!

Um, what do yGo mean...

- come natu ral Iy? - G ive me real fear!

The troe shiver I n yGo r face! Face! Face!

Wanna knGw wh7 yGo IoGk sG fake?

CGz 7Go r I ife itself is otter fake.

YGo say nGthing Lut Iies!

Wh7 don't ya peel Gff that I ie-infested mask Gf yGo rs?

YGo're Gver the line!

Shot up you idiGt!

- Th is is my shGw, my wGrk! - Hey, come Gn.

YGo've heen tal ki ng hack since rehearsal!

Listen ! why dGn't we take a hreather? Let's take a break!

Can we take thi rty, Di rector?

H e's wGrse than osual toda7.

- I'm gonna get sGme fresh ai r. - Yeah, oka7.

- Are you Gkay? - Yes, I'm fine.

Tal k tG her.

How're yGo doing?

What's with h I m ? H e's I nsane.

- NG, it's me, I'm a IGus7 actGL. - Nah.

There's nG point repeati ng that scene.

Bear with me.

YGo knGw, when yGo attack me...

DG it harder.

Can I come tGn ight?

I'm dyi ng for a hGt hath ! Let's have it tGgether.

- Here you gG. - Thank 7Go.

Have a seat.

Jesos!

WhGpping 42 takes, h oh ?

I'm sG sGrry.

Oh, nG. Not yGo, he's insane,

YGo know this is a Leal axe? So damn dangerGos.

What nGw?

The Di rectGr wants al I the fake LIGGd Gn the rGGftop.

To the rGGftGp? what fGL?

WhG knGws? PGu r it al I Gver himself tG keep him gGi ng?

What?

The director is sG wGond up.

Especial Iy th is ti me.

H e's sG cGmmitted tG this fi Im.

- And gGt intG debt as wel I. - what! I n debt?

- I'm gGnna practice by myself. - TheLe's nG need. DGn't wGrry.

CGme Gn, relax.

Sit dGwn.

YGo're working hard.

WhG fGu nd this IGcation anyway?

Perfect fGr a hGrLGr fi I m.

The di rectGr travel led all Gver japan tG fi nd it.

Th is place's I I ke a real hau nted hGose.

Fo nn7 yGu shGo Id say that.

What?

It's j ust an o rhan Iegend, I I ke those yGu fi nd on the net.

On the recGrd,

th is place was boi it fGr water fi ltratiGn.

But the japanese army used here fGL sGme sGrt Gf experimentation.

- ExperimentatiGn ? - Humun experimentatiGn.

- What dG you mean ? - Li ke...Lri nging the dead back tG I ife.

YGo mean...?

- U ncann7, hu h ? - What?

- Wel I, the stGry dGesn't end there. - What?

WGw, what was that?

What timi ng! The wi nd ?

- NaG, dG 7Go have...an7... - H o h ?

- HGLbies? - HGbbies?

That's a random qoestiGn.

Let's have some fun here.

NGt real Iy a hGbh7 Lut I'm Iearning self-defense.

- Self-defense? - Yep.

YGo see,

I work with a IGt Gf yGu ngsters like yGu goys.

I teach them sGmeti mes.

- I see. - I see.

ShGw me, what if yGo get...

- attacked like this? - FrGm the frGnt?

- There... - Ooch ! Aw!

- YGo go! - WGw!

How abGut...frGm behind ?

Oh. Okay graL me from behind then.

Okay, excuse me then.

G rab!

PGm!

- WGw! YGo're Got! - Amazi ng!

- Did yGo say pom ? - Saying it makes al I the difference!

- YGo slipped Gut so easily. - Amazing!

HGIy cGw! YGo made me j omp.

They painted yGo, ho h ?

YGo can Le an actor.

Wanna play a part? I'I I fi I'm it.

H ey, what's wrong? Hey!

Uh ?

Um...

Seen this prGp befGre?

Oh my gGd.

This IoGks sG real!

Disgusting...

WGw, whG made you a zGmLie? The directGr?

What...? He's dead.

I get it! That Gne is his arm...

NGt bad.

Wait a minute, this is sGme sGrt Gf pran k, isn't it?

CGme Gn, the show is over. YGo can get yGu r aLm Gut nGw.

H e's gGt nG arm ! NG arm!

H e's dead ! He's real Iy dead!

What's this? G rGss!

H ey...

can it be...?

NG way.

It can't be!

I dGn't bel ieve it!

This can't be happening!

Di rectGr?

What're you dGing?

ShGoting, GbviGusly.

DGn't yGu knGw what's happening?

H ey!

- Th is is fi Immaki ng! - YGo're insane!

- Troe fi Immaki ng! - NG!

LGGk! There's nG fictiGn, nG I ies. Th is is Leality!

We keep rGI Iing!

DGn't stGp shGoting!

- YGo didn't, did yGo ? - What?

Oh yes, a great guess!

I th rew the hlGod al ready.

BIGGd ?

I'm pGssible.

That was j ost an u rban Iegend!

H ey! What'Le yGu tal ki ng abGut?

It was...around this time last year.

It was a goddamn hot so mmer!

I was writing the script Gf this fi Im day and n ight.

One day, a ru mor spread Gn the net... Oi, where're yGu going?

- I jost... - YGo j ust?

- Wait a secGnd, just what? - j ust...

- H o h ? - I'I I be right back.

There are mGnsters Got there!

Yeah, I th I nk It's dangerGus tG gG Got!

Bot, I'm just...

What's yGu r prGblem, eh ? j ust what then ?

- Jost means...j ost! - YamagGe!

Oh shit, nG, no!

Let gG! Get Gff!

Get Gff!

Keep Gn shGoting! Keep it rGI Iing!

Wait!

YGo h u It?

I'm al I right.

- Are you al I right? - Yep.

I'm fi ne, are 7Go al I right?

I'm al I right.

YGo h u It?

Oh, nG...he j ust asked...

Oh...yeah.

Um...yGo...

- Yes. I'm Gkay. - That's...yeah.

We knGw that nG Gne was h u rt, that's great!

NG Gne inj u red which is amazing!

We're al I Gkay that's just great!

Right?

It's nG ose. NG signal arGond here.

Nao.

What the di rectGL said earlier.

Is that the same rumGr?

TG revive the thing, chant a spel I Gf blGGd.

- H oh ? - The rumGr...

7he thing!

I'I I explain Iater.

Let's get Gutta here!

- What? - By the car.

- What about the monsters? - YGo gGt a better idea?

No one wil I come tG Gu r rescoe heLe!

What's the thing?

What the hel I is gGing Gn in this place?

Wha, what the hel I...

is...go, gGing on in this place?

Oi...it's me! Open the dGGr!

Wait!

I'm alone! There's no monsters!

AfteL th ree, Gkay?

One, twG...

Action!

Wha...h, hGIy crap!

This is what I wanted!

Yeah!

Yes, yes! Th is is great! Yeah!

This is damn gGGd!

- Posh the monster this way! - SG dam n real!

What the hell ! This is fu n-freakin'-tastic!

Serves you right! Freakin' mGnster. Damn you!

Oh, yeah. That's the face! Nailed it!

This'I I be a goddamn sick fi Im...

Ro n tG the car. I'm gGn na freaki n' smash them al I!

Clear! Keep ro nn I ng!

- TheLe's nG key! - What?

- WhG's gGt it? - KasahaLa?

Kasahara! Dam n!

Kasahara!

Kasahara...

Action!

The Lag! The ke7 might be in that bag!

C'mon mGnster! Get her!

- Chinatsu ! - Oet Gff!

Get the hel I Gut! The camera is rGl I I ng!

KG!

Nao!

NGGGo!

Chinatsu!

Twisted my ankle.

- Where's Nao? - O K, she's inside.

Nao! It's me, Gpen the dGGL!

- NaG! Open the dGor! - Please NaG!

Qu ick!

- Got the key. - Wait.

YGo gGt bitten ?

I'm nGt so re.

It cGu Id be...just a cot.

Nao...

It's Gkay, I knGw. Jost I n case.

- Calm down, NaG. - I'm calm. I'm dead cal m.

NG!

PGm!

H el p!

Action!

Ootta my way!

StGp it!

NG! NG!

I gotcha!

StGp!

It's Gkay, j ost a precaotion.

- NG! - It's oka7.

- NaG! - WhG the hel I are ya?

Aw, aw, aw, it h o rts!

Aw! YGo're gGnna break my arm!

I'm seriGos! Stop her! Stop the camera!

DGn't come near me!

- Go away! - What?

Ro n away from me!

Chinatsu!

An axe...

Lucky me.

KG!

KG!

KG?

Oh, nG...

YGo as wel I ?

What's that?

KG...

...please...

StGp!

That's it!

That face! YGo nai led it, gGddam nit!

Now...the climax! Make it the last blGGdy take!

KG...

...please...

StGp!

KG?

Please Ko! It's me!

I'm Legging you!

Wake op!

KG?

KG...

...please...

StGp!

Please!

I IGve yGo.

Oi!

What the hel I ? FGI IGw the script!

H ey! jeez...cGme Gn, stop it!

Okay, cut!

One month ago.

Cgreh...

MilyghatdJah!

Yep, Gkay!

- Okay. - Was it Gkay?

- Yes, gLeat face. - What about my Iines?

We dGn't use them, j ust the image.

Oh, I gGt yGu.

Next in Grder, the teaLs.

LGGk up please.

What scene is it?

Why am I cryi ng again ?

- RGI Iing! - Eye drGps, Gka7!

Ready? ActiGn!

Oh, IGng ti me no see.

- Can we tal k Iater? - Yes.

- M r. H igo rashi, was that Gkay? - Yep, Gkay.

- M r. H igo rashi, - Yes.

What's yGu r gen re then ?

I dG reconstructiGn VTRs a lot.

And karaGke videGs, I dG many I ittle things.

What was it agai n, yGur pet ph rase?

It gGes...I'm...

Fast, cheap Lut aveLage.

- That's it! - SGrry.

SGu nds gGod.

I'd say yes.

Real ly?

ZGmbie fi Im ?

We're starting the ZGm hie Channel frGm this August,

and maki ng a special drama.

Can you elahGrate on that?

Whi Ist shGGting Gf an indie zombie fi I m,

real zGm hies attack the cLew.

They panic! panic! and fight! fight! agai nst zGmbies.

A su Lvival stGry.

I see.

And, there are two hGt feato res!

Hot featu Les?

One, I ive brGadcasting.

Real time?

It'I I go Gn the air at I pm fGL 30 minotes.

- Two, the hGtter feato re, which is... - Yes?

Gne take.

One take? YGo mean...

With Gne camera.

One take, nG cots. With Gne camera frGm start tG fi n ish.

Making a zGmbie fi Im

Gn a Iive brGadcast,

in Gne take?

It's hGt, h oh ?

Oh dear, Gh my...

What an absu rd idea, that's fun ny.

- H u h ? - What?

We're nGt kidding.

Dead seriGos.

What?

What do yGu thin k?

PGm!

Sel-JeePse techniques fur wumeP No. 4? Pum SIiJe

Raise your arms up tu the sky,

bePd four knces with a straigbt back.

ÄPJ nuw, you say...

- Pum! - out lcuJ. 7his is the kef.

7he uttacker (1inches by pom,

boJy Juwn aPd slip tbrough.

PGm!

Why did the7 cGme tG yGo ?

No one tGok the Gffer, as it's otteL nGnsense.

SG d id yGu, right?

Eh ? Yeah...

I knew it.YGo dGn't have the guts tG say nG.

I'I I be hGme late.

- HGw abGot din ner? - NG.

H ey, MaG...

- I'm Gff! - See yGo Iater.

What's the new crew like?

Are yGu Gff tGday?

- Yeah. - Can yGu spy Gn her?

What?

I want the real Gnes. YGo r real tears.

Yeah ? YGo shGo Idn't rely on a fake thing I I ke this.

Ever cried fLom angeL? I have.

It was the last LasketLal I match at my schoGI...

Hel lG, the director said it's Gkay tG ose eye drops heLe.

Excose me, bot this is a battlefield.

Battlefield ?

She's fighting heL own battle.

NG place fGr a mGther to cut in.

- Bot I was tGId... - Leave it MaG.

- Okay let's gG. - Di rectGr,

- th is is impGrtant. - There's nG time!

YGo shGo Idn't listen tG that GId hag!

Old hag? Me?

SGrry abGot that bot you must unders...

NG way, we'Le Ieavi ng.

Wait Madam, please! We must wrap it tGday...

SG sGrry about the Gld hag.

Can we get hack Gnce, please? SG sGrr7...

I n terms of wGrk she's great,

the prGLIem is her persGnalit7.

- She dGesn't fit I n Go r team. - Yes, I onderstand.

- Okay then. - I'm sorry.

YGo know...I thin k...

yGu shGo Id Iearn tG cGmpLGmise.

As yGo're leaving hGme sGGn, yGu must make a I ivi ng.

I knGw 7Go care sG much about the details...

H ey, MaG!

7aizu cried out Ioud on the rou tup u the hospital.

1t was tbe rst tears he sheJ iP his life.

Eye d rGps, h o h ?

7uizu Kusakabe, a Ionely ePtrepreneur...

Can I change it?

Of cGu rse yGu can.

WuulJ you tell yuur upiPiuP tu the Jirectur while shuuting!

Well...

Actor Kazuaki Kamiya 1 wuulJ if necessary fur tbe sake u art.

- YGo're recGrdi ng th is, right, MGm ? - Yes.

WhG's he?

H eL cu rrent favGrite.

ÄPy gcnre you want tu cballenge ur!

My next rule is a challePge.

I can't reveal tou much yet...

Can 1 say it! I caP!

1'II be bluuJ soakeJ.

8lcuJ-soakeJ! A hurrur muvie!

CustiPg caPJidates Äctur Kazuaki Kamiya

just wait anJ see!

7hank you.

First reaJiPg ruom

I was always I nterested in zGmbie fi I ms.

I'm yGo r big fan, I always wanted tG wGrk with 7Go.

Actress: Miss. Aika Mntsumoto I'm yGo r Lig fan, I always wanted tG wGrk with you.

I'm flattered!

H ey, would yGo mind dGing...?

So re... Aika's IGve beam!

Äctur: Mr. Kazuaki Kamiyo LGve it!

Th is stor7 deals with the tGpic Gf racism discreetly.

- Yeah, maybe. - I noticed.

DOP: Mr. MaPabu Hosuda

To stGp my hands shaki ng.

Oh, I see.

ÄD: Mr. Hirushi YamuPuuchi

- U h, wh ich part deals with racism ? - SGrry, I'm in my zGne right nGw.

Okay. I'm sorry.

Excuse me.

Is this hard water?

Suund: Mr. Shunsuke Yamagoe FardGn ?

I can Gn Iy drin k sGft water.

Or I get bad diarrhea.

I've emailed yGo.

- Oh... I'm sGrr7. - I've emailed.

G ive me real fear.

The troe shiver in you I face! Face! Face!

Directur: Daigu Kuruuka

I'm sGrLy I'm late!

- N ice tG meet yGo. - Oh, hi!

What?

I'm sGrry my h osband is away and my manager is hus7 tGday.

Make-Up: Mrs. Mai Äida I'm sGrry my h osband is away and my manager is hus7 tGday.

Shal I I ?

It's fi ne, she's sG qoiet.

- Th is way. - Yes.

Directur: 7akayuki Higurashi

YGo're facing death.

Yes.

Were yGo real l7 scared ?

Yes as if it was fGr real.

YGo were acting, yeah ?

Yes.

Yes.

Not as if, it shou Id come natu rally.

Um, what do yGo mean cGme natu ral I7?

The troe shiver I n yGo r face! Face! Face!

YGo're Gver the...

YGo're Gver the line!

Why don't we take a bLeather?

Take a break?

Okay, let's stGp right here!

And...th is wGn't be goGd either.

CGvered in vGmit?

I'd I ike tG chal Ienge myself hut, m7 agency wGn't let me.

Vomit Gn a pGp star? NG!

ObviGosly it wGn't Le real vGmit.

- Yes I knGw. - Okay,

NG vGmit.

I'm sGrry, I dGn't mind dGi ng it but my agency dGes...

I o nderstand.

That's great!

Okay.

- May I ? - Yes.

The AD zGmbie axes the Make-Up, right?

- Yes. - Can a zGmbie use an axe?

Um...pardon ?

ZGmbies have nG wil I, using an axe means he has wil I, yes?

Wel I, zGm hies have many types,

- sG it can Le possi hle... - Am I tal king tG yGu ?

Okay.

- Let me think ahGot it. - Yes, please.

What's the matter? Say peek-a-boG!

...and they're having chat d rinking cGffee.

Then the fi rst zombie, the AD zombie cGmes in.

YGo can fling you Lself in, then thGse th ree guys get pan icked.

Next, cGmes the DOF zombie, M r. HGsoda.

Agai n, yGu just gG fGr it. Make them feel twice as panicky as befGLe.

- Taniguchi ! - Yeah ?

When the zGm hies appear, wGo Id n't it he gLeat if

yGu vigGrGusly zGGm in and Got like this?

What a cheesy idea.

As it's chees7 it'I I IGGk cGGI ! WhGGsh ! WhGGsh!

I dGn't get it.

I won't dG it.

Are yGu Gkay?

One take using a hand-held wil I kil I me.

I'm gGGd with hand-held!

I've al Leady tGld yGo,

yGu're nGt read7 for this.

- I've stodied the script inside out! - NG.

We pructiceJ the Pum SIiJiPg beore.

Here, you 'll learP a variation u it.

- He7, MGm. - Yeah ?

- WGn't you start agai n ? - What?

- Acti ng. - H oh ?

I'm leaving hGme sGGn,

- dG sGmeth ing 7Go like. - YGo gGtta he joki ng.

YGo IGve Leadi ng his scripts.

Whi le kil Iing time.

Kil Iing ti me, h oh ?

Pum anJ what!

- What's th is fGr? - H oh ?

Defending what frGm whG?

AnGther time kil Ier. A hGbLy.

Self-defense isn't a hobby.

TG be honest, I'm ro nn I ng out Gf hGhbies.

YGo get bGred tGo easily.

YGo did yGga, bal I rGGm dancing, and Hawaiian danci ng.

- Then self-defense? - Wel I, I'm in a prGcess Gf

discovering someth I ng that I can devGte myself tG.

Isn't that acti ng?

Oh, that...

I devGte myself tGG much.

Man7 gGGd actors aLe like 7Go, it's nGt a bad th I ng.

- You shGu Id try again... - YGo dGn't knGw what yGo're sa7ing.

- DGn't yGo wanna try agai n ? - FGrget about it, Gkay?

H e's gGn na direct a d rama.

Oh, real ly?

- A rare GccasiGn. - I know.

G oess what? Kazoaki Kamiya...

H e's I n it.

What?

Nao, cal m dGwn.

I'm cal m.

- I'm dead calm. - NaG!

AD zGmbie, fLGm hehind!

Snatch the axe, slam it dGwn,

and stock Gn her head. Okay cot!

Stil I nGt cGnvi nced ?

SGme zGmLies fi re go ns these days.

- YGo thi nk tGG much. - Let me thin k.

Exactly.

Th is is Gne Gf my few gGGd scenes in the fi I'm thGogh.

I'I I cGnvi nce him.

Please dG.

- He7. - Yes?

- The fi rst crying scene... - Yes.

Can I use eye d rGps?

Can't 7Go cry fGr real ?

Wel I, I thi nk I can, bot it's mGre assu ring, Light?

We can't retake sG better that way.

- Okay then. - That's great!

Are there tGi Iets in the hu I Iding?

We're gGing to rent sGme pGrtalGos.

I need tG knGw hGw many and wheLe, asap.

I o nderstand.

I emai led as wel I.

Oh, I'm sGrry.

I emai led.

I'm sGrLy.

Did you knGw?

- I'm sGrLy. - I said, did yGu knGw?

H ey, crGoch dGwn a bit, wil I yGo ?

Oh yeah, stay dGwn.

That's gGGd. Uh-huh.

Many strong characters, hu h ?

YGo can tal k, HGsGda!

SGrry abGot what I d id.

I'm nGt d rinking.

Real ly?

Until the shGGting is dGne.

Are yGu su re?

It's a disgusting habit.

- Who's this? - My daoghteL.

My wi I I-power chaLm, when my hands shakes.

My bad habit

is causing me tG lose my daoghter.

What?

Last year,

she agreed tG meet me Gne day.

I got real Iy nervGus Gn the day, started go Ipi ng dGwn.

- Oh, nG! - I passed Gut,

- sG I didn't make it. - That's ridiculGus!

RidiculGus indeed ! That's my I ife.

Fo n, thGogh.

I wanted to make her pLGud of me.

It's nGt easy.

I agree.

H ey, HGsGda...

NG need tG cry abGut it.

Is it that hard ?

What's u p?

Can I ask yGo a favGr?

What is it?

Wel I...

- MGrning. - GoGd mGrning!

- G reat lGcatiGn ! - Right?

Hot water, please?

- Gonna start. - Yep.

- Going u p! - Yep.

How's dGes it IGok?

NGt bad. It'I I wGrk.

- Keep hGId Gf it! - Okay.

We posh I n frGm the distance I ike this.

- Tilting a bit? - Yes.

SGrry fGr the introsion.

Oh nG, she wanted tG see his wGrk?

That's right.

I heard yGu want tG be a di LectGr?

Yes, she dGes.

Like father, I I ke daoghter.

Chi ld ren grow op watching thei r parents.

Get Got Gf the way!

Yes, I ndeed.

DGn't wGrry abGot minGr mistakes, keep gGing.

The camera wGn't stGp ti II the end.

Un less sGmething goes wrGng.

SG please he carefo I, watch what yGu'Le dGi ng.

LGGk, frGm the handsGme prGdocer.

- Than k 7Go. - Where frGm ?

GoGd sake frGm N iigata.

- Let's d rin k Iater. - Later.

H ide it fGr now.

Yomague's bcttle

H ey, have Ko roGka and SGda arrived ?

- Stuck in the traffic. - No cal Is?

- WGn't Le IGng. - Cal I them again.

H igu rashi.

- An accident? - Yes.

AnyGne ho rt?

NGt Ladly, it was a minGr col I isiGn.

They came in the same car?

Isn't that GLviGos?

- Having an affai r? - Yeah!

- Go and check the rest. - Okay.

How's it gGing?

We have to cancel them.

- Is the shGw cancel led ? - NG way.

- WGrk sGmething Got. - How?

What's the time?

I I am, twG hGo rs tG go.

Can't 7Go rewrite?

It's Gne take, no cuts! Not a chance.

Then we fi nd so hstitotes.

It takes 2 hou rs tG get here.

- NG Gne wi I I make it in time. - Anyway,

we can't cancel the shGw.

H igu rashi ?

Are yGu seriGus?

I did sGme acting I n high-schoGl.

- Just a sec, wait! - WhG else is there?

WhG'd fit the age, gendeL, and knGws the script otheL than me?

Yes.

- I agLee. - Bot...

HGId Gn ! WhG wi II play the make-up artist then ?

H oh ?

She osed tG be an actGr.

- He7... - AIsG,

she secretly reads his scripts.

DG yGu knGw the I I nes?

- Al mGst. I've read it Gver I 00 ti mes. - What?

Bot I can't...

YGo've gGt the rGle.

Excuse me.

- Defin itely nGt! - Why?

YGo've nG idea what MGm was like! I suffered so moch from it!

I shGo Id n't dG it.

WhG else is there?

NGt MGm, definitely nGt!

NG, I shouldn't dG it.

NG way. I real Iy shGo Idn't dG it.

Please tG meet yGo!

It shGo ld be cancel led. FGr the sake of art...

It's...a TV shGw hefGre it's art.

The viewers are waiting fGr us.

We must hrGadcast the shGw.

- SG please! - Even the TV show, my...

YGo al ready know this Lut let me tel I yGu, this is yuur show.

YGo aLe the star here.

It's gGnna be great.

I prGmise.

What's wrong?

I'm j ost...

I'I I be right back.

- Are you Gkay? - NGt a chance.

I'm sGrLy.

I'm fi ne, it's fun ny a di rectGr pla7ing a di rectGr.

Oh, dGn't go easy Gn me, yGu are toG ki nd.

- Okay then. - That's great!

Listen eveLyGne,

we are about tG start.

Just tG clarify, it'I I be Gne IGng take, Gne camera.

BrGadcasting Iive.

Once the camera starts rGl I I ng we can't to rn Lack.

Let's make it wGrk!

CGont dGwn frGm I 0 secGnds, n I ne, eight, seven...

six, five, fGo r, th ree, twG...

AI I right, here we gG! I'm counting Gn 7Go!

Ken, please...

Wake up!

I love you.

Cot.

What do yGu thin k?

How many takes?

That was the 42nd.

YGo're facing death.

Yes.

Were you reallf scared!

Nice one Di rectGr, he can act.

NGt as I it should

cGme nato ral Iy.

Um, what do yGo mean...

G ive me real fear!

The troe shiver I n yGo r face! Face! Face!

Wanna knGw wh7 yGo IoGk sG fake?

CGz 7Go r I ife itself is otter fake.

You say nuthiPg but Iies!

Why don't ya peel that Iie-infesteJ mask u yuurs!

- He's imprGvisi ng. - What?

Sbut up you iJiut!

7his is my lm, my wurk!

You've talkeJ back since rehearsal!

Wh7 don't we take a Lreather?

- G reat expressiGn. - I knGw,

she acts frGm her heart.

- Stay away. - Di LectGr.

I'm sGrLy, I went fo I I th rGttle.

SGrr7. Stay Got Gf thei I way!

HosGda's nGt here.

One minote tG his cue.

What the hel I...what's going Gn ?

HosGda!

HosGda, HGsGda!

Stin ks of bGGze.

Get some placards.

I can't helieve it!

Uncan ny, h oh ?

- Wel I, the stGry dGesn't end there. - What?

7here's a prcblem, keep impruyising!

WGw! What was that?

What timi ng. The wi nd ?

Nao, dG yGu have any...

- hGLbies? - HGbbies?

- HGbLies. - That's a randGm q uestiGn.

Let's have some fun here.

NGt real Iy a hGbh7 Lut I'm Iearning self-defense.

- Self-defense? - Yep.

Pum!

- Wuw! You 're out! - Amazing!

Are they crazy Gr what?

- You slippeJ cut su eusily. - Amazing!

Di rectGr, what's next?

Holy cGw!

YGo made me j omp. They painted yGo, ho h ?

YGo can Le an actor. Wanna play a part?

I'I I fi I'm it.

H ey, what's wrong?

H ey!

What was that Iiqoid ?

Can you wipe my face?

- NG wipes? - NG.

What's tbis! Cruss!

SG real istic.

That is the key here.

HosGda!

- Is it starting? - It's started!

YGo r coe, H igu rashi!

Where're you gGing? YGo r coe's next!

It was around this time last year. It was a gGddam n hGt summeL!

I was writing the script Gf this fi Im day and n ight.

One day, a ru mor spread Gn the net... Oi, where're yGu going?

- I just... - You just!

- Wait a seconJ, just what! - just...

Where are we at?

NGwhere. What the...

7here are muPsters uut there!

Yeah, I think it's JaPgerous tu go out!

- They're improvising. - FGL real ?

What's yuur problem...

Oh, crap.

Yomague!

- The name. - StGp h im!

Oh, crap, nG, nG!

AnGther Gne gGne. I'm getting excited!

- YGo gGt the card read7? - Yes!

Please wait a mument.

Keep uP rolliPg! DuP't stop shuuting!

Where's he IGGking?

What's wrong with 7Go, YamagGe?

It's cGm I ng Gut!

What is it?

PGGp...

That'I I he a bloGper.

- Are you all rigbt! - Yep.

1'm ne, are you all right!

They're going Gn and Gn...

Can't 7Go cGntinue?

NGt withGut YamagGe!

Let's pot the caLd op.

Bring YamagGe Lack as a zombie, back tG page I 7!

WGman ! LGok!

FrGm page I 5, rGw I 5 heLe, to page I 6, rGw I I ,

j ump tG th is I ine, h o rry up, WGman!

- Where? - We gGGd ?

- RGw I I , here. Here, idiot! - Ki nd Gf.

Old man ! DecisiGn, nGw!

- U m...let's dG it. - WGman, placaLd!

We're ull okay, tbat's just greot!

FidJIe witb u cell, jump tu 'what's guiPg on !'

8ring Yamugue back as zumbie!

1t's Po use. Nu signal arouPJ here.

SGrry, toi let's tGG far away.

It's Gkay...

- DG it nGw, nG ti me to wait! - What?

StGp crying! H u rry u p!

Yes.

Oi, where's YamagGe's head ? H ead anyGne?

- WGman ! - FGu nd it? Okay, th rGw!

Have you seen HGsGda?

- G randpa! - Starting?

Get the hel I u p! YGo ! Take GveL here.

Let's nai I the rest Gf it!

WhG's that?

Action!

This is what I wanted ! Hel I yeah!

Posh the monster this way!

This is fu n-freakin'-tastic!

Serves you right! Freakin' mGnster. Damn you!

Oh, yeah. That's the face! Nailed it!

This'I I be a goddamn sick fi Im...

Ro n tG the car. I'm gGn na freaki n' smash them al I!

This wa7!

- TheLe's nG key! - WhG's gGt it?

- Kasahara? - Kasahara! Damn!

Kasahara!

- ActiGn ! - The key might he I n that hag!

C'mon mGnster! Get her!

Get the hel I Gut! The camera is rGl I I ng!

What?

H oh ? What the hel I is this?

Yep, it's moving! One after anGther...

WGw! Chees7 that so cGGI ! DOF's changed ?

What's going Gn ?

- Y, yGu r cue... - YGu h it me!

- Let's go. - NG Gne h it me hefore!

H e said it's 7Go r damn coe, Lrat!

YGo heaLd, mGve you r ass! ChGp chGp!

- YGo okay? - H o h ?

- Calm dGwn. - I'm calm. I'm dead cal m.

YGo r MGm's great.

- Never seen befGre. - Why did she q uit?

She IGses heLself in her rGIes.

She ignGres her I I nes.

One ti me she brGke a star's arm while fi I'm I ng.

Then she stGpped acting, mGre like she had tG stGp?

- One hel Ia actGr, hu h ? - H mm...

Wil I she be Gkay?

Nau...

1t's ukay, 1 kPuw. just in case.

- Calm duwn, Nau. - I'm calm. I'm JeaJ calm.

NG!

PGm!

She's ignori ng the scLipt!

ZGmbie, stGp her!

What? I dGn't get it!

Cal m dGwn, M rs...

H el p!

Action!

Ootta my way!

DGn't wGrry about me, yGu gotta stGp her, please!

I gotcha!

- Nu! - It's ukay.

WhG the hel I are ya?

Aw! YGo're gGnna break my arm ! StGp her! StGp the camera!

PGm!

PGm!

YGo ! Damn ! jack ass!

SGrry deal.

Take th is! Jack ass! Take th is!

- Isn't it tGG IGng? - H oh ?

Thank gGd.

- Cc away! - What!

RuP awoy rum me!

Chinotsu!

- Thanks. - What did I dG?

Can't th I nk of anythi ng anymGre.

- Better that way. - Di rectGr,

we need an axe fGL the last scene.

- Let her pick it op! - Eh ?

- DGesn't matter, gG! - Yes!

Pick up un axe uutsiJe!

ÄP uxe...

Łucky mc.

- NG cLane. - What?

It's broken.

Change the approach.

- Need tG push up 4 m. - Why?

- The bloGd d rawi ng, the cl I max. - H oh ?

The spel I revived the zGmbies. It's Gn the script!

H mm...let's cot that scene.

- Hold on. - NG time.

- 5 minutes left. - And ?

- We most end with that scene. - I say nG need.

I say we freakin' dG!

WhG, yGo ?

I'm sGrLy.

I IGst my temper.

M r. H igu rashi,

this is a TV shGw, nGt art.

Just finish the shGw. YGo r 'average' wil I dG.

I...o nderstand!

Uh...no crane shot. We pul I out frGm the fGot Gf the gi rl...

then the credits.Yep, let the DOF knGw, wi II yGu ?

Wait!

How many Gf you are free nGw?

KG?

Oh, nG...

You as well!

What's tbat!

What's that?

- Crane. - H u h ?

KG...

...please...

- StGp! - That's it!

That face! YGo nai led it gGddam nit!

Now the climax! Make it the last LIGGdy take!

KG...

...please...

StGp!

Please Ko! It's me!

I'm Legging you!

Wake op!

KG...

...please...

StGp!

Please!

I IGve yGo.

What the hel I ? FGI IGw the script!

What the hel I ? Let me fi nish!

- Wel I dGne, beautifo I tears! - H o h ?

This is it, the climax!

I 5 secGnds tG the end.

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, fGo r, th ree,

twG, Gne...

Okay, cut!

I was wGrried hGw thi ngs wGo ld gG

bot the shGw went wel I withGot any trGoble. Thanks a IGt!

We're gGn na get busy, right?

Drin k anyGne?

Let's dG it.

Ready...

Start!

Takayuki Hamatsu

MaG

Haru m I Shuhama

Kazoaki Nagaya

Manabu HosGi

H I rGshi Ichihara

Sho ntaLG Yamazaki

Shinich I rG Osawa

YGshikG Takehara

M I ki YGshida

Ayana OGda

Sakina AsamGri

Yuzoki Akiyama

Camera: Takeshi SGne SGu nd: KGmGda KGkichi

Special Make-Up: Kazu hide Sh imGhata Make-Up: Jo nkG H I rabayashi

Assistant Di rector: Yuya Nakaizo mi, KGnGsu ke YGshida

M osic: NGbuh I rG Suzoki, Ie Nagai

Prod ucer: KGji Ichihashi

Based Gn the play rO H OST I N TH E BOX!J hy RyGichi Wada

Prod uctiGn: Enbu Sem I nar

DCF & PGst Prod octiGn Services: Si I k Fu rse Enterprises

Subtitles: Sayaka Roi

Di rector, writer & editGL: Sh I nichi rG Ueda

World Sales: Thi Ld WindGw Films