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A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES

EPISODE 15

Hey, can you be more punctual?

You're always late for our dates. Is your watch using local US time?

I was late by just ten minutes.

-Don't be so irritated. -I'm irritated?

You're the one who's late, but you're complaining about me?

It's not nice to shout at a girl.

You're such an embarrassment to us men.

Where did this brat come from?

I'm not a brat. My name is Xiao Long.

He's the kid my neighbor asked me to care of.

He's alone so I brought him here or else he'd feel so sad.

Him? He looks like a gangster. How can he be sad?

-It hurts. -How can you be sad?

It hurts. Let go.

-Hey. -You're a bad guy.

Don't bully a kid, okay?

Shancai, you're the best.

Can we go play?

Hey, you're putting on an act and pretending to be cute.

Shancai, don't be fooled by him.

Why are you fighting with a kid?

Xiao Long. Where would you like to go?

I don't know.

I remember you told me that you haven't been to the zoo.

-Do you want to go there? -Sure.

Zoo? We just got here and now you're going to the zoo.

-Do you know how far that is? -No.

Let's go.

Are you having fun?

Is that a monkey?

Let's go and see the monkeys.

She's even more childish than the kid.

Have you seen that before?

I've never seen a real monkey before.

Yes, it's been awhile since I saw a real monkey.

What's that monkey doing?

Guess what?

That monkey looks so ugly.

As ugly as you.

Who are you calling ugly, stupid boy?

Go slowly.

I'm way more handsome than you guys.

Shancai, is this a goat?

Yes.

Goat's milk is similar to cow's milk. You can drink it.

And it's even more nutritious.

Really?

Then I want to have him as a pet.

That way, I can ride him and go to you so we can play.

No. That's too dangerous.

Then can I feed him?

Can we go down now?

Do you see the tiger?

I don't see it.

You don't? He's over there.

No. I don't see it.

-You still can't see it? -No.

Come on. Can you see it, little midget?

I see it.

Shancai, the tiger is so beautiful.

Xiao Long, do you know

that feline animals would produce a sound when they're happy?

Really? I didn't know that.

Of course not.

Because you're a canine.

He really is a kid. He can fall asleep just like that.

Yes.

Let me hold that for him.

There's no need for that.

-Daoming Si. -What?

-Why? -What do you mean "why"?

You said that out of the blue.

How could I understand that?

Why did you lend me money?

Why did you support me to join the competition?

-Why are you spending the day with me? -Because you're stupid.

What did I do to infuriate you again?

Don't you know the answer to that?

Can't you use your brain to think about it?

I...

If I can figure it out, why would I ask you?

You're a bipolar, manic-depressive guy who can't talk normally and likes to shout!

-I don't want to talk to you! -Then don't!

It's really tiring to talk with someone dumb like you.

-Why did this brat pee on me? -Hey!

-You'll wake him up! -So what?

-Why are you so annoying? -Who's annoying?

-You! -I'm annoying, right?

-I'll show you what's even more annoying. -Hey! You'll hurt him.

Since I'm so annoying, don't ever see me again.

Fine! I won't see you again!

Xiao Long, it's okay.

Don't cry anymore, okay?

I peed in my pants.

It's so embarrassing!

Xiao Long. Look. Do you want some strawberry cake?

I want to eat the strawberries.

Okay, sure.

Shancai, this one's for you.

That's nice. You know how to share.

Shancai.

Is there any problem?

I must have messed up that guy's clothes.

You mean Daoming Si?

Forget about him.

Let me give you some advice.

Don't be like him when you grow up.

But when he lifted me on his shoulders,

it felt like he was my dad.

Anyway,

I think he's quite nice.

I know.

That guy is nice at times.

But I always want to fight with him when I see him.

Shancai, I want to come and play with you again.

You're welcome here anytime.

Remember you have to keep that thing a secret.

What thing?

You mean peeing in your pants?

Xiao Long.

You peed in your pants again?

How old are you?

I told you to keep it a secret. I'm so mad.

All right. I'm not going to tell anybody else.

Tell that guy,

after I get more practice on that game, I'll seek him out for revenge.

All right. Let's go home then.

Say goodbye to Shancai.

-Shancai, bye. -Bye.

Thank you.

Bye.

Why did you lend me money?

Why did you support me to join the competition?

-Why are you spending the day with me? -Because you're stupid.

What did I do to infuriate you again?

Don't you know the answer to that?

Can't you use your brain to think about it?

This is our restaurant's signature dish, Lobster Thermidor.

I made that sauce using my own recipe.

It contains a lot of ingredients.

And it needs to be cooked for three hours in order to create this flavorful dish.

If the timing is not precise, the flavor would be wrong.

As for this steak, it's also one of our restaurant's specialties.

The sauce is very unique.

Hello?

Dad.

I've thought about it already.

Tian Ye is not the man I want.

What's the matter? You don't like him anymore?

No, it's not that.

Then what happened?

He wants to live a certain way.

But I don't want

that kind of life.

Thank you.

Wait.

How do I know this is yours?

Isn't it obvious?

I think it's better to give a lost item to the police.

You're quite interesting.

What do you want?

Buy me a drink.

Turns out the famous F4 is so cheap.

Turns out the cooking competition champion is so stingy.

That Hong Kong style fried crab you made with garlic was really interesting.

I know, right? When I was overseas, I cooked it every day

because I missed the taste of home.

Honestly, you really cooked that dish so well that day.

Stop it.

I know you guys were there to cheer for Shancai.

I'm an exception.

When you won, I clapped so hard.

It's a pity you didn't hear it.

Is that so?

Then why were you cheering for me?

You're all Shancai's friends, right?

That's true,

but after the cooking competition started,

I also wanted you to be my friend.

Are you interested in me?

You think too much.

We're not that close.

I just want to be your friend.

Aren't you buying me a drink?

Sure.

What do you want? Order it. It's my treat.

Wei Xun.

What can I do for you?

The bartender here is my friend.

He has a special talent.

He can make any drink you want.

Is that so?

Then I have to test him.

I want to order a drink that would prevent me

from ever meeting someone who asks for favors after finding up a lost item.

Well...

I guess you two didn't expect that.

We have that, of course.

A drink that would not ask favors after picking up a lost item, right?

Then I want one too.

A drink that would let me meet a cute but arrogant girl again.

Do you have that too?

Well...

We have that, of course.

A drink that would let you meet a cute but arrogant girl again.

Just those two, right?

Yes, thank you.

Here you go.

This drink is so sour.

I think he wants that person who picked up a lost item

and asked for favors to suffer.

All right.

Now it's your turn.

You're wasting time.

Are you scared of drinking it?

Of course not.

I'm afraid that I'll meet

a cute but arrogant girl daily after I drink it.

What should I do?

I get it.

You don't want to drink it.

I'm not afraid of drinking it.

I'm afraid that you'll fall in love with me.

It's bitter.

It tells you that falling in love with a cute but arrogant girl is going to be

a very bitter experience.

Meizuo, who did you go on a date with yesterday?

You weren't answering your phone.

It's a secret.

Why are you being so mysterious?

Didn't you mention the other day that you're going out with an older woman?

Where did you guys go during the holiday?

Lei, what did you do?

I slept and played games at home.

Never mind.

How about you, Si?

You must have been happy on your date with Shancai.

What's there to be happy about?

Did you two fight again?

No way.

Is Shancai that hard to figure out?

Who says Shancai is the problem?

Si.

You have a bad temper.

You're wrong.

How could Si be the problem?

Si has always been straightforward and honest.

His temper is just a little bit bad.

But is that a crime?

That's right.

It's all Shancai's fault.

-Who knew Shancai's IQ would be so low? -That's right.

Falling in love with a person with low IQ

-will also make your IQ low. -Are you done talking?

You're babbling! Aren't you tired?

Lei. Did we say anything wrong?

The point is that you didn't say anything wrong.

That's why Si walked out.

Si doesn't have the capability to date girls.

The problem is right in front of us.

We all see it very clearly.

The problem is how do we solve it?

Indeed.

Si will end up dying alone if he stays this way.

At that time, if nobody will push his wheelchair to let him get some sun,

we'd all be sad when we see that, right?

So what should we do?

TALENT'S TEA SHOP COME IN AND RECEIVE A GIFT

Shancai. How was your holiday?

Don't even mention it.

I really hope I can go back in time.

Why?

Nothing.

I'm not in the mood to think about it.

Let's just sell milk tea.

Yes. If we don't sell enough of them,

we won't receive our bonus again this month.

We haven't received our bonus for three months already.

There's nothing we can do.

The weather's so cold. Nobody wants to go out and buy tea.

Shancai.

That "different" guy is here.

Lei.

Why are you guys here?

Hi, Ximen.

Long time no see. Welcome to our store.

Hi, Xiaoyou.

How are you doing?

Long time no see.

You're still so cute.

Don't look directly at this guy. It's very dangerous.

Shancai, you're so busy.

It's the holidays but you're still working.

How can I rest when I have a part-time job?

How can I earn a lot of money if I don't work hard?

That's Dong Shancai.

Why exactly are you guys here?

You're not buying milk tea. You're just getting in the way of our job.

If our sales don't increase by the end of the year,

we won't get any bonus for this year.

Leave it all up to us.

Hey, pretty girl, come and taste our store's new milk tea flavors.

Try the White Jasmine Dew.

The tea is very refreshing.

This is Peach Red Royale.

It's sweet with a fruity fragrance.

There are many flavors to choose from.

-Do you want to try this? -Yes.

-He's so handsome! -Hey, handsome.

-Can I have your Weibo ID? -And...

This is yours.

-I like this. -This latte and cheese are good.

-I like it too. -And it's not fattening.

-If you order... -Don't push me.

-Bye, handsome. -Which tea do you want?

-This is your Peach Red Royale. -Thank you.

-Welcome to our store. What's your order? -I want what she's having.

-Do you want ice on it? -No.

Do you want to try it?

That's right. I really recommend this.

They're so handsome.

-It smells really good. -Do you want to try it?

TALENT'S TEA SHOP

It's so amazing!

Today's sales are even higher than the past three months altogether.

Mission accomplished.

I'm giving you extra on your bonuses.

Here. These are for you.

-Thank you, ma'am! -Thank you, ma'am!

You're welcome.

Keep up the good work!

-Okay, bye. -Bye.

Thank you for what you guys did today.

I've never gotten a bonus this big.

No.

I can't accept this bonus.

You were the ones who sold those milk teas.

Take this.

We sold them outside.

You prepared them inside.

It was teamwork.

How can you say that you don't deserve it?

Do you want to return that to your boss?

Then all our efforts this afternoon would be wasted.

Just accept it, Shancai.

We helped out just for you.

All right.

I'll treat you guys for dinner as a reward for your efforts.

That's right. We can all eat together.

Shancai, if you really want to treat us for dinner,

how about using this money to have fun with us instead?

Have fun?

Where?

We're going to Canada during the New Year holidays.

And we'll do the countdown there.

What?

Canada?

Join us, Xiaoyou.

Really? Can I really go with you? I've never been out of the country before.

But...

Is this enough to go to Canada?

Don't worry.

Si's family has a chalet mansion with a very nice view in Canada.

Food and lodging would not be a problem.

Shancai, let's go with them. I really want to go.

I want to go too.

But...

Daoming Si would probably be there too.

We had such a big fight.

How can I pretend like nothing happened

and stay at his mansion?

-I'm home. -You're back?

Shancai.

I heard that you're going to Canada in a couple of days.

Remember to buy smoked salmon for me.

Yes. And maple syrup.

Buy a few bottles.

I heard the stewed chicken leg is delicious there.

How did you know?

Ximen called and told us about it.

Ximen?

I haven't even agreed yet.

I'm still thinking about it.

What's there to think about?

I think it's good to go out and see the world.

I'm usually busy with school.

I need to accompany Mom to the market to buy ingredients during the holidays.

Don't worry about that.

We only have a few days of holiday vacation.

It's the New Year.

You must be really busy with cooking. I have to help you with the deliveries.

Don't worry. I'm here.

My working hours are quite flexible.

That's right.

Don't worry about these things. Your dad and I will take care of it.

You rarely have a chance to go out and have fun. Enjoy yourself.

Your friends can take care of you and you won't be alone. Isn't that great?

It's good. Just go.

Remember to buy smoked salmon for me.

Shancai, are you still thinking about it?

I'm still worried about my family's food business.

Do you really want to go?

Yes. I want to go to Canada with you.

But...

I haven't made up my mind yet.

DAOMING SI CALLING FROM QQ

I heard you're going to Canada.

So what?

What has that got to do with you?

Of course! If you're going, I'm staying behind.

What do you mean?

Let me make it even clearer.

You can't go to Canada.

Daoming Si, who are you to stop me from going to Canada?

It's too luxurious for a stupid girl like you.

You don't know how to ski and you're afraid of the cold.

You won't enjoy it there.

I think you shouldn't go.

Who says so?

I'm not afraid of the cold.

I'll enjoy it even if I fall while skiing!

I'm definitely going!

And I'll go there happily.

I didn't invite you to go.

And I don't want to see you.

You weren't the one who invited me there.

If you don't want to see me, then don't go!

I don't need your approval for my actions!

Fine, I'm not going! I'll tell them all not to go.

Just go alone.

When you encounter wild animals in the wilderness,

don't call and cry to me!

Cry?

You think too little of me.

It's better to encounter wild animals than beasts like you!

-Bye! -Goodbye!

Si, why did you think we sold milk tea in such a cold weather?

You guys like to sell milk tea. What does that have to do with me?

In life, it's very lucky to have good friends.

It's also very unlucky to meet Daoming Si.

Lei.

You can freely court Shancai now.

Si and Shancai are now enemies.

He wouldn't care about what happens with you and Shancai.

Really? I'll do that then.

Don't regret it.

Don't play tricks with me! I said I'm not going so I'm not going!

Then don't go.

That's right. Nobody's forcing you to go.

Let's go and pack.

We'll leave you all alone in Shanghai then.

We'll go.

-Si. -Bye.

We're leaving.

Si. Have a happy holiday!

Really? You've decided to go to Canada?

My parents encouraged me to go.

Your parents are so nice.

Yes.

Daoming Si is not going anyway.

Then I don't have any reason not to go.

Honestly, I really wanted to go.

Yes. Let's go together.

Shancai, you're so nice.

I love you to death!

What should we wear in Canada?

Let's take a selfie and post it in QQ to celebrate our trip to Canada, okay?

Sure.

DONG SHANCAI: GOING TO CANADA WITH MY BESTIE, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!

IT'S A GOOD THING THAT ANNOYING PEOPLE ARE NOT COMING!

GOING TO CANADA WITH MY BESTIE, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT!

Xinhui.

Xinhui.

-What? I'm not done trying yet. -Come here and see this.

Shancai is going to Canada.

Shancai?

Is she going with Daoming Si?

F4.

I want to go too.

Can I go?

It's impossible.

How about we call Shancai?

Let's ask if we can go with them.

F4.

I was too excited to sleep all night thinking about going to Canada with you.

I searched online for the places we can go.

Canada's snow is so pretty.

Shancai. I saw your post in QQ. Are you going to Canada for the New Year?

You said you're going with your bestie.

Who's that?

My friend from senior high school.

Xiaoyou.

We're all classmates.

Let us go with you.

But it was Ximen who invited me.

Then I'll call Ximen and tell him that you invited us.

Shancai.

Don't you consider us your close friends?

Could it be that you were referring to Xinhui and me on QQ when you said,

"It's a good thing that annoying people are not coming"?

No, I wasn't talking about you.

Good. It's settled then.

I'll tell Ximen later that you invited us to go to Canada.

Thanks, Shancai.

It's so beautiful.

Yes. What a beautiful mansion!

Let's go.

-We finally arrived. -Yes.

Why is the fireplace burning?

Did the attendant come and prepare the fire first?

Daoming Si.

You're so late.

What kind of plane can be that slow?

Si, how did you arrive before us?

Yes. I even had time to go around the city and eat ice cream.

I bought yours too.

It's good that you're here.

Lei, aren't you cold?

Eating ice cream in front of the fireplace sounds interesting.

-Hi, Daoming Si. -Hi, Daoming Si.

Stupid girl, you came anyway.

I should be the one saying that.

Somebody said he's not coming but he has come secretly?

Whose words cannot be trusted?

Get your facts straight. This is my house.

I can come anytime I want.

If you're not happy about it, you can go home now.

-Daoming Si, you-- -That's enough.

We came all the way here.

Just get along.

Si, can you mellow out a bit?

Stop flirting with each other.

-Who's flirting with whom? -Who's flirting with whom?

This is so comfortable.

I've always wanted to just lie down here like this.

I never thought the handsome Daoming Si would be so scary when he's mad.

He's handsome?

Which part?

You don't think he's handsome because you're mad right now.

But this vacation house is really great.

I'm able to come here because of you.

Not really.

Isn't this our first trip together after we graduated from senior high school?

This is so nice.

I'm so happy!

Xiaoyou.

Let's have a snowball fight!

Okay!

Jiang Xiaoyou.

You hit me.

I'm dying from so many hits.

Come on.

Can't you and Shancai get along?

How long will you be fighting like this?

Who's fighting with her?

I'm so angry with her.

I'm the victim.

It's no use being nice to that stupid girl.

Is that so?

Isn't that so?

Are you all right?

Daoming Si.

Why are you so childish?

You deserved it.

Look where you're going.

Are you stupid?

-Daoming Si, you jerk! -Hey!

What are you doing?

Daoming Si!

Calm down. Hey!

Calm down!

I'll really get my revenge on him.

Xiaoyou, you can shower now.

Shancai, the picture of the snow you sent earlier was so nice.

Just enjoy yourself.

I'm with you in spirit.

Don't forget to bring back some smoked salmon and maple syrup.

I know.

I won't forget to bring them back to you.

Xiaoyou, I already showered.

Come back now.

I'M NOT TELLING YOU!

LOG IN

I MAKE THE DECISIONS

I MAKE THE DECISIONS

Shancai, this lousy teammate.

She's still playing this?

What happened to Xiaoyou?

She's still not back yet.

Lei, have you seen Xiaoyou?

Which one is Xiaoyou?

I'll just find her myself.

Excuse me.

Have you seen Xiaoyou?

Xiaoyou?

-The one from the snowball fight? -Yes.

Have you seen her?

Oh, that's Xiaoyou.

Let me think.

It looked like she went out to see the night view.

Yes.

About ten minutes ago,

I saw her walk out the door with her coat on.

See the night view?

But it's snowing outside.

She insisted on going for a walk around the area.

We forgot to remind her.

She might not find her way back if she walks all alone in the snow.

Could she have gotten lost?

Shancai, where are you going?

I'm going to find Xiaoyou. She went out to see the night view.

But it's a blizzard out there.

I'll search for her around the area. I'll be right back.

What should we do?

They really went out.

Lei went with her anyway.

They should be back soon if they can't find her.

Let's go.

Subtitle translation by Coleen Chua