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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,599 --> 00:00:03,765 Tyrannis: And the final stop 2 00:00:03,917 --> 00:00:06,100 on the palace tour is right here, my bedroom. 3 00:00:06,419 --> 00:00:08,361 Kayleigh: Oh. Is your bed cozy? 4 00:00:08,588 --> 00:00:10,513 Tyrannis: It's very cozy. I sleep like a baby. 5 00:00:10,515 --> 00:00:13,107 Some mornings, I don't even get up until lunchtime. 6 00:00:13,260 --> 00:00:15,017 Sorry. I'm bad at reading signals. 7 00:00:15,095 --> 00:00:17,111 Were you sending me one? Kayleigh: Yes. 8 00:00:17,188 --> 00:00:19,447 Why else would I ask if your bed is cozy? 9 00:00:19,524 --> 00:00:21,690 Tyrannis: That's the first thing I ask about beds. 10 00:00:21,692 --> 00:00:23,209 What else would you want to know about one? 11 00:00:23,361 --> 00:00:25,045 Kayleigh: If they sleep hot? 12 00:00:25,047 --> 00:00:26,120 Tyrannis: Oh, that's true. 13 00:00:26,273 --> 00:00:27,455 This one sleeps very hot. 14 00:00:27,607 --> 00:00:29,698 Oh, wait. Was that also a signal? 15 00:00:29,776 --> 00:00:31,700 Deliria: Whatever you're doing is unimportant. Come with me. 16 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:33,945 Tyrannis: Mother, I'm with a friend, and I'm beginning 17 00:00:33,963 --> 00:00:35,722 to think that she's about to touch my-- 18 00:00:35,873 --> 00:00:37,298 Aah! Mom! No! Why?! 19 00:00:37,300 --> 00:00:38,783 Deliria: Because listen to your mother. 20 00:00:38,785 --> 00:00:39,726 Tyrannis: Oh! 21 00:00:39,877 --> 00:00:41,227 Deliria: Normal form. 22 00:00:41,379 --> 00:00:42,729 Kayleigh: Oh! Thank you. I'll be going now. 23 00:00:42,806 --> 00:00:44,380 Tyrannis: Do you--oh, OK. Deliria: Normal form. 24 00:00:44,457 --> 00:00:46,291 Normal form. [Rat squeaking] 25 00:00:46,293 --> 00:00:48,643 Ah. I forgot you were just holding a rat. 26 00:00:48,795 --> 00:00:50,886 Stupendous: OK, so what's this thing that's more important 27 00:00:50,906 --> 00:00:52,463 than me polishing a spear? 28 00:00:52,465 --> 00:00:54,299 Deliria: Your father has something to show you. 29 00:00:54,301 --> 00:00:55,466 Stupendous: He shows us every day. 30 00:00:55,485 --> 00:00:56,743 I could draw it from memory. 31 00:00:56,820 --> 00:00:58,970 Shlub: Not that. This. 32 00:00:58,988 --> 00:01:01,139 I'm calling her "Deliria's Rump," 33 00:01:01,141 --> 00:01:03,308 in honor of Deliria's rump. 34 00:01:03,326 --> 00:01:05,977 Now, what we call a floor, boaters call a deck. 35 00:01:05,979 --> 00:01:08,329 What we call a big pole, they call a mast. 36 00:01:08,406 --> 00:01:12,575 And what we call a wiping hand side, they call starboard. 37 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,335 Stupendous: We know the parts of a boat, Shlub. 38 00:01:14,412 --> 00:01:15,911 Shlub: Well, I'm going to hold you to that, 39 00:01:15,989 --> 00:01:17,413 because there will be a quiz later. 40 00:01:17,415 --> 00:01:18,932 Hippocampus: Excellent. You bought a boat. 41 00:01:18,934 --> 00:01:20,341 Can we be done looking at it? 42 00:01:20,418 --> 00:01:21,659 Shlub: Oh, you'll be looking at it 43 00:01:21,661 --> 00:01:22,844 for quite a while. 44 00:01:22,846 --> 00:01:24,512 We're going on a family trip. 45 00:01:24,589 --> 00:01:26,180 Tyrannis: A what? And I'm asking 46 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:27,756 specifically about the first word. 47 00:01:27,776 --> 00:01:29,000 Shlub: A family trip 48 00:01:29,002 --> 00:01:30,443 to the island of Storgos. 49 00:01:30,520 --> 00:01:32,428 It's my mother's birthday. Tyrannis: Mother? 50 00:01:32,447 --> 00:01:35,281 Great, so a grandmother we've never even heard of. 51 00:01:35,283 --> 00:01:37,117 Checks out with my understanding of "family." 52 00:01:37,119 --> 00:01:38,451 Shlub: Wonderful. Stupendous: But so, 53 00:01:38,528 --> 00:01:40,453 if we gotta meet this new grandma, why-- 54 00:01:40,530 --> 00:01:43,514 Shlub: Not new, just never mentioned her before. 55 00:01:43,516 --> 00:01:45,107 Tyrannis: Didn't seem important, I suppose. 56 00:01:45,185 --> 00:01:46,517 Shlub: Never came up. Stupendous: Yeah, 57 00:01:46,578 --> 00:01:48,186 I don't care either way. I was gonna say 58 00:01:48,204 --> 00:01:49,871 why do we have to go the slowest way possible? 59 00:01:49,947 --> 00:01:51,464 Hippocampus: Yeah, can't we just fly? 60 00:01:51,541 --> 00:01:52,874 Tyrannis: Yeah, why can't we just fly there? 61 00:01:52,876 --> 00:01:54,025 Shlub: We certainly could, but we'd 62 00:01:54,027 --> 00:01:55,710 miss all that bonding time. 63 00:01:55,712 --> 00:01:58,029 Your grandmama is going to be so impressed 64 00:01:58,031 --> 00:02:00,031 by this beautiful, loving family, 65 00:02:00,033 --> 00:02:02,791 and beautiful, loving families take boat trips together. 66 00:02:02,869 --> 00:02:04,719 Hippocampus: Do they, though? Shlub: Well, the boat salesman 67 00:02:04,721 --> 00:02:06,387 said yes. Oh, and he said 68 00:02:06,389 --> 00:02:09,390 that parents get to wear these on family boat trips. 69 00:02:09,392 --> 00:02:11,300 Tyrannis: You're putting an awful lot of stock in whatever 70 00:02:11,302 --> 00:02:13,302 this salesman told you. Shlub: He told me to. 71 00:02:13,304 --> 00:02:15,304 Hippocampus: Come on, Mom. We're not doing this, right? 72 00:02:15,306 --> 00:02:17,139 We don't have to do this? Tyrannis: There's no way 73 00:02:17,217 --> 00:02:18,716 I'm putting on that hat. 74 00:02:18,718 --> 00:02:20,234 Deliria: I think it's a wonderful idea. 75 00:02:20,387 --> 00:02:23,145 [Kids groan] Deliria: On the boat. 76 00:02:23,223 --> 00:02:25,373 [Theme music playing] 77 00:02:33,842 --> 00:02:36,050 [Singers chanting] 78 00:02:44,093 --> 00:02:46,269 Singers: Whoo! 79 00:02:48,248 --> 00:02:50,005 Shlub and Deliria: ♪ They threw him overboard 80 00:02:50,007 --> 00:02:52,083 ♪ They threw him overboard ♪ 81 00:02:52,101 --> 00:02:54,085 ♪ They picked him up by the scruff of his neck ♪ 82 00:02:54,103 --> 00:02:56,087 ♪ And threw him overboard 83 00:02:56,105 --> 00:02:57,588 [Gulps] Come on, kids. 84 00:02:57,607 --> 00:03:00,182 Why aren't you singing old sailor songs with us? 85 00:03:00,184 --> 00:03:02,184 Tyrannis: we don't know any sailor songs. 86 00:03:02,262 --> 00:03:04,204 Shlub: You don't know "They Threw Him Overboard"? 87 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:05,947 Stupendous: Nope. Shlub: "My Leg Is Gone, 88 00:03:06,023 --> 00:03:07,856 My Leg Is Gone"? Hippocampus: Never heard it. 89 00:03:07,934 --> 00:03:09,600 Shlub: "Overboard He Fell"? 90 00:03:09,602 --> 00:03:11,044 "We're Killing the Captain, Who's In, Who's In"? 91 00:03:11,046 --> 00:03:12,712 "Let's All Bugger Out of Boredom"? 92 00:03:12,863 --> 00:03:14,272 Come on. These are classics. 93 00:03:14,274 --> 00:03:16,716 [Tyrannis retches] Dad, can you steer 94 00:03:16,718 --> 00:03:19,961 a little less drunk? I've thrown up more than I think I ate. 95 00:03:20,113 --> 00:03:21,963 Shlub: I'm steering awfully sober, 96 00:03:22,115 --> 00:03:23,539 considering how drunk I am. 97 00:03:23,616 --> 00:03:25,374 Hippocampus: Just stick to the coastline. 98 00:03:25,452 --> 00:03:27,452 No one knows if maps are accurate yet. 99 00:03:27,470 --> 00:03:29,878 Shlub: "Stick to the coastline"? Who and whose wife 100 00:03:29,956 --> 00:03:31,564 are wearing the captain's hats? 101 00:03:31,641 --> 00:03:34,809 Deliria: Children, back of the boat, now. 102 00:03:34,903 --> 00:03:37,720 It's called a poop deck, and yes, you can. 103 00:03:37,722 --> 00:03:39,313 Deliria: You three have been challenging that man 104 00:03:39,315 --> 00:03:41,424 since we left the dock, and I am sick of it. 105 00:03:41,426 --> 00:03:43,134 Tyrannis: But, Mother, he doesn't even know 106 00:03:43,136 --> 00:03:44,577 what he's doing. He just has this idea 107 00:03:44,654 --> 00:03:46,471 in his head about "beautiful, loving families" 108 00:03:46,489 --> 00:03:48,248 that for some reason involves a boat-- 109 00:03:48,324 --> 00:03:50,083 Deliria: And that makes him happy. 110 00:03:50,159 --> 00:03:51,751 Clearly, the man's ego is at stake, 111 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:54,645 and I don't care why, but I will not spend the next few days 112 00:03:54,647 --> 00:03:58,591 or years dealing with Insecure Shlub sex. 113 00:03:58,668 --> 00:04:01,427 It's the most incredible drag, and I will kill you 114 00:04:01,504 --> 00:04:04,505 rather than you saddle me with that. Are we clear?! 115 00:04:04,582 --> 00:04:05,840 What if we get lost? 116 00:04:05,992 --> 00:04:07,658 Deliria: Then we'll find our way. 117 00:04:07,660 --> 00:04:09,435 Now you three are going back over there, and you are going 118 00:04:09,512 --> 00:04:11,437 to smile and you are going to make him feel supported 119 00:04:11,514 --> 00:04:14,499 by his beautiful, loving family. 120 00:04:14,501 --> 00:04:15,275 [Thunderclap] 121 00:04:15,351 --> 00:04:16,776 All: ♪ Nothing to eat 122 00:04:17,003 --> 00:04:19,003 ♪ And nothing to drink 123 00:04:19,022 --> 00:04:23,174 ♪ I think I'm going to diiiie ♪ 124 00:04:23,176 --> 00:04:24,509 Shlub: Wonderful boat, isn't she? 125 00:04:24,511 --> 00:04:28,103 I love how Deliria's Rump dances on the waves. 126 00:04:28,123 --> 00:04:31,182 Others: ♪ The watery grave, the watery grave ♪ 127 00:04:31,200 --> 00:04:33,367 I'd better go trim the sail. 128 00:04:33,444 --> 00:04:36,111 Others: ♪ We're going to visit the watery grave ♪ 129 00:04:36,113 --> 00:04:38,113 [Stupendous grunts] Others: ♪ The watery grave 130 00:04:38,115 --> 00:04:40,282 Stupendous: Aah! Others: ♪ The watery grave 131 00:04:40,284 --> 00:04:42,043 ♪ I'm going to visit Hippocampus: Stupe? 132 00:04:42,119 --> 00:04:44,378 Stupe! Others: ♪ The watery grave 133 00:04:44,455 --> 00:04:47,640 Stupendous: Aah! Damn it! 134 00:04:49,385 --> 00:04:51,102 Yeah. 135 00:04:54,374 --> 00:04:55,773 Stupe! 136 00:04:59,546 --> 00:05:01,446 Oh, come on! 137 00:05:05,976 --> 00:05:08,619 Mermaid: Mmm. Stupendous: Hmm? 138 00:05:09,980 --> 00:05:12,832 Thanks for the, uh, air in my mouth. 139 00:05:12,983 --> 00:05:14,334 Mermaid: You can call it a kiss. 140 00:05:14,410 --> 00:05:16,744 I'm Maya. Stupendous: I'm Stupendous. 141 00:05:16,821 --> 00:05:19,005 I can swim way better than what you saw, by the way. 142 00:05:19,082 --> 00:05:22,008 Frickin' jellyfish got me. I hate those guys. 143 00:05:22,085 --> 00:05:23,751 Maya: Let me take care of that for you. 144 00:05:23,828 --> 00:05:25,736 Mwah. 145 00:05:25,755 --> 00:05:27,180 Feel better? 146 00:05:27,256 --> 00:05:29,182 Stupendous: Heh heh! Feeling no pain. 147 00:05:29,258 --> 00:05:31,409 Do you live around here? 148 00:05:31,427 --> 00:05:33,519 Maya: No, I'm on a migration with my family. 149 00:05:33,596 --> 00:05:37,264 Stupendous: Heh! Yeah, me, too. I was hating it until just now. 150 00:05:37,341 --> 00:05:40,284 Maya: Ha ha! Want to show me how well you swim? 151 00:05:40,286 --> 00:05:42,511 I--I could do the "air in the mouth" thing again. 152 00:05:42,589 --> 00:05:45,106 Oh, I'll take some air in the mouth anytime. 153 00:05:45,108 --> 00:05:48,016 [Hippocampus grunts, pants] 154 00:05:48,036 --> 00:05:50,778 Stupe, what the hell happened down there? 155 00:05:50,855 --> 00:05:54,265 You were under for so long, you should not be alive right now. 156 00:05:54,267 --> 00:05:57,435 Stupendous: Oh, you know how long I can hold my breath? 157 00:05:57,437 --> 00:05:59,437 You've tracked it? Hippocampus: No, I'm saying 158 00:05:59,439 --> 00:06:01,547 no land-based mammal could have. 159 00:06:01,624 --> 00:06:03,274 You met a mermaid down there, didn't you? 160 00:06:03,276 --> 00:06:05,033 -So what if I did? -Did she save your life? 161 00:06:05,111 --> 00:06:06,777 -Yeah. -That's what they do, Stupe. 162 00:06:06,779 --> 00:06:08,963 They're famous for it. Stupendous, chuckling: Oh, no. 163 00:06:09,039 --> 00:06:10,631 Sounds terrible. Hippocampus: They save 164 00:06:10,783 --> 00:06:13,393 your life, show you a good time, get in your head, and then 165 00:06:13,469 --> 00:06:16,545 they lure you to some underwater location, 166 00:06:16,623 --> 00:06:17,972 and leave you broken, 167 00:06:17,974 --> 00:06:19,381 usually drowned, at the bottom of the sea. 168 00:06:19,383 --> 00:06:21,234 Wow. Pretty big generalization. 169 00:06:21,310 --> 00:06:22,476 Hippocampus: Yeah, a generalization 170 00:06:22,478 --> 00:06:24,128 like "sharks want to eat you." 171 00:06:24,130 --> 00:06:25,738 I would love to see one try! 172 00:06:25,740 --> 00:06:27,648 Hippocampus: My point is, mermaids are trouble, 173 00:06:27,650 --> 00:06:30,076 and your heart's too big. You're an easy mark. 174 00:06:30,153 --> 00:06:31,577 Stupendous: Maybe I just want a fling. 175 00:06:31,654 --> 00:06:34,414 Maybe this vacation just got good for me. 176 00:06:34,565 --> 00:06:37,158 Hippocampus: Promise me, you will not fall for this mermaid. 177 00:06:37,252 --> 00:06:41,145 Stupendous: OK, I promise, to live my life! 178 00:06:41,147 --> 00:06:42,813 Shlub: Look, the storm is clearing. 179 00:06:42,815 --> 00:06:46,092 We should be coming up on that lighthouse about now. 180 00:06:46,169 --> 00:06:49,654 Hmm. Well, apparently, we're a little off course. 181 00:06:49,656 --> 00:06:51,656 Not to worry. The far bigger emergency 182 00:06:51,658 --> 00:06:54,934 right now is I've lost my hat. Where could you be? 183 00:06:55,011 --> 00:06:57,161 Tyrannis: Mother, we have been good, we have been supportive, 184 00:06:57,163 --> 00:07:00,164 but Operation Indulge Dad has been a bad idea 185 00:07:00,166 --> 00:07:02,333 that's only getting worse. Can you please use 186 00:07:02,335 --> 00:07:04,185 your god powers to get us to Storgos? 187 00:07:04,261 --> 00:07:06,261 Deliria: Hmm, he is looking for his hat, so I suppose 188 00:07:06,339 --> 00:07:08,189 I could give a little push in the right direction. 189 00:07:08,265 --> 00:07:11,451 Let me just get a sense of where we are. 190 00:07:13,513 --> 00:07:15,288 Where are we? 191 00:07:15,364 --> 00:07:18,273 There's nothing here. No! 192 00:07:18,334 --> 00:07:20,275 Tyrannis: Well, Mom'll figure it out soon enough. 193 00:07:20,295 --> 00:07:22,462 She'll get us back on track-- Deliria: Oh, no! Ooh! 194 00:07:22,538 --> 00:07:25,189 I have no landmarks! I'm helpless! 195 00:07:25,208 --> 00:07:27,875 My powers are worthless when I'm this disorientated! 196 00:07:27,952 --> 00:07:31,545 I could fly across the ocean for weeks and still be nowhere, 197 00:07:31,547 --> 00:07:33,047 and then how would I get back to you? 198 00:07:33,123 --> 00:07:34,307 I would never find my way back! 199 00:07:34,309 --> 00:07:35,866 I'd be lost! I am lost! 200 00:07:35,868 --> 00:07:37,477 We're all lost! We're lost! 201 00:07:37,553 --> 00:07:39,053 Ohh! 202 00:07:39,205 --> 00:07:40,313 Tyrannis: And we're going to die. 203 00:07:40,315 --> 00:07:42,056 Shlub: Good news, everyone. 204 00:07:42,132 --> 00:07:45,985 I've found my captain's hat. It was inside me. 205 00:07:49,549 --> 00:07:51,382 Tyrannis: This is terrible. 206 00:07:51,475 --> 00:07:52,975 Deliria: If anyone needs me, 207 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,994 I'll be here, for eternity, 208 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:57,163 drinking. Stupendous: I'm having fun. 209 00:07:57,165 --> 00:07:58,998 I'm friggin' loosey goosey over here. 210 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,891 Shlub: All right, first and foremost, 211 00:08:00,893 --> 00:08:02,168 I have my hat, so that's covered. 212 00:08:02,319 --> 00:08:03,894 And I wouldn't say we're lost. 213 00:08:03,896 --> 00:08:06,488 I'd say we're in between periods of knowing where we are. 214 00:08:06,508 --> 00:08:08,749 Tyrannis: Perfect spin as always, Captain Dad. 215 00:08:08,826 --> 00:08:10,343 Now, I have a question. 216 00:08:10,419 --> 00:08:13,328 What is the part of the boat underwater in the back? 217 00:08:13,330 --> 00:08:15,348 Stupendous: Oh, this is the quiz? The rudder. 218 00:08:15,424 --> 00:08:18,242 No, not that. It's under. It's made of wood. 219 00:08:18,244 --> 00:08:19,760 Stupendous: Keel? Tyrannis: Hull? 220 00:08:19,912 --> 00:08:21,521 Shlub: No. It's way in the back. It's made of wood. 221 00:08:21,523 --> 00:08:23,097 Hippocampus: The whole boat is made of wood. 222 00:08:23,173 --> 00:08:24,339 Stupendous: You're talking about the rudder. 223 00:08:24,359 --> 00:08:25,841 -No, not that. -The strake! 224 00:08:25,918 --> 00:08:27,026 Gunwale! Planking? 225 00:08:27,028 --> 00:08:28,176 Now you're making things up. 226 00:08:28,254 --> 00:08:29,937 It's in the water. 227 00:08:30,014 --> 00:08:31,272 -The rudder. -It's made of wood! 228 00:08:31,348 --> 00:08:33,199 -It's the rudder. -Oh, hang on. 229 00:08:33,309 --> 00:08:35,092 It's the rudder. I kept thinking udder, 230 00:08:35,094 --> 00:08:36,351 and I knew that wasn't right. 231 00:08:36,429 --> 00:08:38,095 Anyway, the rudder's broken. 232 00:08:38,097 --> 00:08:39,446 -Are you kidding?! -Relax. 233 00:08:39,448 --> 00:08:42,357 It's just one little part of a very big boat. 234 00:08:42,377 --> 00:08:43,876 All right, that does it. I'm taking over. 235 00:08:43,953 --> 00:08:45,770 I'm the captain. Deliria and Shlub: What? 236 00:08:45,772 --> 00:08:48,289 Tyrannis: You two let us down yet again, so I'll get 237 00:08:48,365 --> 00:08:51,551 this "beautiful, loving family" to your dumb mom's dumb island! 238 00:08:51,553 --> 00:08:53,294 And I'm taking this. Shlub: So you're married 239 00:08:53,370 --> 00:08:55,037 to your mother now, is that it? 240 00:08:55,114 --> 00:08:56,614 Tyrannis: What? Shlub: Well, you're wearing 241 00:08:56,616 --> 00:08:58,558 matching hats, and where there's smoke, there's fire. 242 00:08:58,634 --> 00:09:00,284 Tyrannis: No, Dad! Shlub: Right under my nose. 243 00:09:00,286 --> 00:09:02,061 Unbelievable. Tyrannis: Dad? 244 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:04,121 Shlub: Tell me this. Does she say my name 245 00:09:04,123 --> 00:09:05,565 when you make love? Tyrannis: Mother, 246 00:09:05,567 --> 00:09:08,216 please remove your hat. It's confusing Dad. 247 00:09:08,218 --> 00:09:10,252 Now, as I see it, there are two things 248 00:09:10,254 --> 00:09:11,796 that need our immediate attention: 249 00:09:11,798 --> 00:09:13,631 straightening the mast, which requires strength; 250 00:09:13,633 --> 00:09:15,408 and fixing the rudder, which requires a strong swimmer. 251 00:09:15,484 --> 00:09:17,318 Stupendous: I got the rudder! [Splash] 252 00:09:17,394 --> 00:09:19,061 Tyrannis: What's that about? 253 00:09:19,063 --> 00:09:20,562 She's got mermaid fever. 254 00:09:20,564 --> 00:09:21,563 Tyrannis: Ooh, boy. 255 00:09:21,641 --> 00:09:22,823 Mermaids, huh? 256 00:09:22,825 --> 00:09:23,974 We all know what that's about. 257 00:09:23,976 --> 00:09:25,400 Been there myself. 258 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:27,235 Deliria: When were you with a mermaid? 259 00:09:27,255 --> 00:09:28,737 Shlub: Name 5 parts of a mermaid. 260 00:09:28,756 --> 00:09:30,405 Tyrannis: All right, fine. I've never had the pleasure. 261 00:09:30,483 --> 00:09:32,133 I thought we were doing sailor talk. 262 00:09:33,319 --> 00:09:36,244 Oh, boy. This rudder's pretty messed up. 263 00:09:36,246 --> 00:09:38,989 Could be down here a while. 264 00:09:38,991 --> 00:09:40,507 Maya: There you are. 265 00:09:40,660 --> 00:09:42,176 Both: Mm. 266 00:09:42,178 --> 00:09:44,270 Maya: Do you want to go to fourth base with me? 267 00:09:44,347 --> 00:09:47,255 Stupendous: Huh? Maya: Oh, mermaids have 6 bases, 268 00:09:47,257 --> 00:09:50,351 and I'm ready to go to fourth with you. 269 00:09:50,353 --> 00:09:53,112 Both: Mm. 270 00:09:53,114 --> 00:09:55,356 Stupendous: Wow. 271 00:09:55,432 --> 00:09:57,691 Maya: I didn't think we'd go all the way to sixth, 272 00:09:57,844 --> 00:10:00,453 but it felt right. [Blows air] 273 00:10:00,604 --> 00:10:03,530 Stupendous: You are not who I thought you'd be. 274 00:10:03,607 --> 00:10:06,200 Maya: Who did you think I'd be? Mermaid stereotype? 275 00:10:06,276 --> 00:10:08,686 Get in your head, leave you crazy or drowned 276 00:10:08,704 --> 00:10:10,371 at the bottom of the sea? Stupendous: No. [Scoffs] 277 00:10:10,447 --> 00:10:13,040 What? Lure me to my death? 278 00:10:13,117 --> 00:10:15,968 Maya: Ha ha ha ha! Nobody said "lure." 279 00:10:16,045 --> 00:10:17,953 But it's OK. I know the rep. 280 00:10:18,030 --> 00:10:20,139 Important part is you're open-minded. 281 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:23,458 Here, I want you to have this. 282 00:10:23,460 --> 00:10:26,294 Stupendous: Does that mean we're going steady? 283 00:10:26,372 --> 00:10:28,147 Maya: Can I tell you another secret? 284 00:10:28,224 --> 00:10:30,632 There is actually a seventh base. 285 00:10:30,652 --> 00:10:33,043 Stupendous: Ho ho, whoa! I'd love to find out 286 00:10:33,045 --> 00:10:35,045 whatever that is. Maya: A bunch of us are going 287 00:10:35,047 --> 00:10:37,047 to Make Out Point later. Stupendous: Is that 288 00:10:37,049 --> 00:10:39,383 some kind of underwater location? 289 00:10:39,385 --> 00:10:41,719 Maya: Where you make out? Yeah. 290 00:10:41,721 --> 00:10:44,747 Come on. I'll take you back to your boat. 291 00:10:46,726 --> 00:10:48,225 [Grunts] 292 00:10:48,227 --> 00:10:50,485 Tyrannis: Great. See that? It's us, the kids, 293 00:10:50,487 --> 00:10:52,505 the mortals, who have to clean up your mess. 294 00:10:52,581 --> 00:10:54,507 Now, did you say there's a way to navigate 295 00:10:54,583 --> 00:10:56,175 by looking at the sun? Hippocampus: Tricky, because you 296 00:10:56,326 --> 00:10:58,177 only get one shot before you go blind. 297 00:10:58,254 --> 00:11:00,237 Stupendous: Why don't we just ask the skeleton? 298 00:11:00,256 --> 00:11:02,431 Tyrannis: The skeleton? Stupendous: Yeah, that guy. 299 00:11:03,592 --> 00:11:05,926 Shlub: Oh, I wouldn't ask the skeleton. 300 00:11:05,928 --> 00:11:07,594 Deliria: Agreed. If he knew where to go, 301 00:11:07,596 --> 00:11:09,838 he'd still have skin and the other stuff. 302 00:11:09,840 --> 00:11:11,023 Tyrannis: You two don't get to vote. 303 00:11:11,175 --> 00:11:12,266 You screwed up enough already. 304 00:11:12,342 --> 00:11:13,751 Excuse me, Skeleton Man. 305 00:11:13,769 --> 00:11:15,252 [Sea gull cries] 306 00:11:15,254 --> 00:11:17,512 Can you point us towards Storgos? 307 00:11:17,590 --> 00:11:19,089 [Bones creak] 308 00:11:19,091 --> 00:11:22,034 Thank you. Is, uh, anything we can do for you? 309 00:11:22,036 --> 00:11:23,703 [Bones creak] Tyrannis: You sure? 310 00:11:23,854 --> 00:11:26,354 Some drinking water? An umbrella or something? 311 00:11:26,432 --> 00:11:28,874 All right, well, thanks for the directions. 312 00:11:28,876 --> 00:11:32,044 There. Tell me I was wrong now. 313 00:11:32,046 --> 00:11:35,606 [All screaming] 314 00:11:35,608 --> 00:11:38,459 Hippocampus: I think it's that whirlpool from Homer's story! 315 00:11:38,535 --> 00:11:41,111 Stupendous: If it is, we're screwed! 316 00:11:41,113 --> 00:11:43,113 [Thunder] 317 00:11:43,115 --> 00:11:47,117 Who dares to enter the domain of Scylla? 318 00:11:47,136 --> 00:11:49,562 And me, Charybdis! [Gnawing] 319 00:11:49,638 --> 00:11:52,139 Stupendous: Where would I even punch that thing? 320 00:11:52,216 --> 00:11:55,142 Scylla: And introducing Lobster-Man, 321 00:11:55,219 --> 00:11:58,629 Eel-Man, and last but not least, 322 00:11:58,631 --> 00:12:02,390 a decaying whale turned into a vibrant ecosystem 323 00:12:02,468 --> 00:12:06,653 for bottom feeders, Whalefall! 324 00:12:06,655 --> 00:12:08,230 Stupendous: She picked up a whole team? 325 00:12:08,307 --> 00:12:10,474 We are simple travelers. We mean no harm. 326 00:12:10,476 --> 00:12:12,643 Is there any chance you could just let this one go? 327 00:12:12,645 --> 00:12:15,145 I'm a mouth in the middle of the ocean. 328 00:12:15,164 --> 00:12:18,466 It's like my brand. In you go! 329 00:12:19,986 --> 00:12:21,761 We literally just fixed that! 330 00:12:21,763 --> 00:12:24,430 I'm gonna claw you to pieces! 331 00:12:24,507 --> 00:12:25,765 [Growls, grunts] 332 00:12:25,916 --> 00:12:27,266 Tyrannis: Aah! Oof! 333 00:12:27,343 --> 00:12:28,934 [Stupendous grunting] 334 00:12:29,086 --> 00:12:30,686 [Hippocampus screaming] 335 00:12:33,590 --> 00:12:35,349 [Splash] 336 00:12:35,501 --> 00:12:37,777 Stupendous: Aah! [Panting] 337 00:12:37,853 --> 00:12:39,686 [Grunting] 338 00:12:39,839 --> 00:12:41,930 Lobster-Man: Aah! Oh! 339 00:12:42,008 --> 00:12:43,616 [Grunts] 340 00:12:43,692 --> 00:12:45,767 Tyrannis: Mom, I know you're dealing with being lost 341 00:12:45,787 --> 00:12:48,120 in the vast expanse of the ocean, but you know where 342 00:12:48,197 --> 00:12:50,122 you're not lost? Kicking ass! 343 00:12:50,199 --> 00:12:51,698 Deliria: I wish I could help. 344 00:12:51,700 --> 00:12:53,200 [Sail creaks] 345 00:12:53,202 --> 00:12:55,202 Tyrannis: Can you blow? Deliria: Can I what? 346 00:12:55,204 --> 00:12:57,204 Tyrannis: Stupe! The mast! 347 00:12:57,206 --> 00:12:59,206 [Stupendous grunting] 348 00:12:59,283 --> 00:13:01,759 [Charybdis gnawing] 349 00:13:05,047 --> 00:13:07,223 Tyrannis: Mom! Blow! You've got this! 350 00:13:15,817 --> 00:13:17,875 I am the goddess Deliria, 351 00:13:17,877 --> 00:13:20,653 and I can still make wind. 352 00:13:20,729 --> 00:13:22,062 Tyrannis: We did it! We did it! We-- 353 00:13:22,214 --> 00:13:25,074 [All screaming] 354 00:13:30,072 --> 00:13:32,072 Stupendous: So you guys got this, right? 355 00:13:32,074 --> 00:13:34,074 I'm gonna peace out. I got a thing. 356 00:13:34,076 --> 00:13:35,817 Hippocampus: Stupe! No! 357 00:13:35,837 --> 00:13:37,986 This will not impress my mother. 358 00:13:38,005 --> 00:13:39,505 Tyrannis: That's your main concern?! 359 00:13:39,656 --> 00:13:41,656 Shlub: Well, I wanted her to see my beautiful, loving-- 360 00:13:41,734 --> 00:13:43,584 Tyrannis: "Beautiful, loving family," yes, of course! 361 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:45,586 And we all know now what that means-- 362 00:13:45,662 --> 00:13:47,588 being on a boat and acting a certain way. 363 00:13:47,664 --> 00:13:50,074 Well, guess what--family isn't about appearances. 364 00:13:50,076 --> 00:13:53,018 It's an obligation, and I would have thought, as parents, 365 00:13:53,095 --> 00:13:54,502 you'd at least feel an obligation not 366 00:13:54,522 --> 00:13:56,171 to strand your children on driftwood! 367 00:13:56,248 --> 00:13:58,340 Now who's being selfish? 368 00:13:58,417 --> 00:14:00,693 Deliria: All right, just stop! This is hard for all of us, 369 00:14:00,844 --> 00:14:04,755 but however we define it, family is the only thing keeping us-- 370 00:14:04,757 --> 00:14:06,740 oh, thank God! We made it! 371 00:14:08,518 --> 00:14:12,246 Tyrannis: So we'll just... float in, I guess. 372 00:14:22,049 --> 00:14:24,291 [Centaurs murmur] 373 00:14:24,368 --> 00:14:26,051 Tyrannis: OK, wow. This is fancy. 374 00:14:26,053 --> 00:14:28,220 Hippocampus: I thought we had money. 375 00:14:28,297 --> 00:14:30,297 This is some centaur money here! 376 00:14:30,299 --> 00:14:32,874 Shlub: I want to make sure we're presentable for my mother. 377 00:14:32,952 --> 00:14:34,284 Where's your sister? 378 00:14:34,303 --> 00:14:36,044 Hippocampus: She bailed for a mermaid. 379 00:14:36,122 --> 00:14:37,471 Shlub: OK, all right. Good for her. 380 00:14:37,547 --> 00:14:39,381 Let's just say she died. Hippocampus: Huh? 381 00:14:39,458 --> 00:14:41,625 Shlub: Not recently. We'll say she died in childbirth. 382 00:14:41,627 --> 00:14:43,051 That's very sympathetic, 383 00:14:43,129 --> 00:14:45,053 and, of course, the funeral was exquisite. 384 00:14:45,131 --> 00:14:47,055 Now, what can we do about our looks? 385 00:14:47,074 --> 00:14:49,466 Hippocampus: What the hell is going on? Who is this? 386 00:14:49,468 --> 00:14:51,393 Shlub: Deliria, can you clean up the boys? 387 00:14:51,412 --> 00:14:53,228 I'm going to be a minute with the grooming, 388 00:14:53,305 --> 00:14:55,806 and I'll probably have to spit up some hairballs. 389 00:14:55,808 --> 00:14:57,249 Tyrannis: "Clean up the boys"? 390 00:14:57,251 --> 00:14:58,992 Shlub: I just want my mother to like you. 391 00:14:59,145 --> 00:15:00,568 Tyrannis: Shouldn't she like us already? 392 00:15:00,646 --> 00:15:02,237 Shlub: Well, she thinks I can't do anything right, 393 00:15:02,314 --> 00:15:04,148 so all I wanted to do was sail into this harbor 394 00:15:04,150 --> 00:15:06,500 on a beautiful boat with my beautiful, loving family. 395 00:15:06,652 --> 00:15:09,577 Tyrannis: So we're just props. You dragged us through hell 396 00:15:09,672 --> 00:15:11,989 just to make yourself look good. Absolutely perfect. 397 00:15:11,991 --> 00:15:13,991 Woman: Well, you missed the family polo match, 398 00:15:13,993 --> 00:15:15,768 but I suppose we can find a place for you 399 00:15:15,770 --> 00:15:17,678 at dinner or nearby, at any rate. 400 00:15:17,754 --> 00:15:20,255 We hired a Tapestry Monster to take a family tapestry. 401 00:15:20,332 --> 00:15:23,776 It was very expensive, so do see if you can clean up the boys. 402 00:15:23,852 --> 00:15:26,278 Shlub: Hi, Mom. 403 00:15:26,355 --> 00:15:28,263 Hippocampus, voice-over: They save your life, show you 404 00:15:28,282 --> 00:15:30,765 a good time, get in your head, and then they lure you 405 00:15:30,843 --> 00:15:34,027 to some underwater location and leave you broken, 406 00:15:34,104 --> 00:15:36,180 usually drowned, at the bottom of the sea. 407 00:15:36,198 --> 00:15:39,441 Maya, voice-over: There is actually a seventh base. 408 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,460 Maya? Maya! 409 00:15:41,537 --> 00:15:43,963 I'm gonna need one of those air kisses. 410 00:15:44,114 --> 00:15:45,965 ♪ Where are you? 411 00:15:46,116 --> 00:15:48,467 Maya: Mm. Mm. 412 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:51,028 Mm, mm. 413 00:15:51,030 --> 00:15:52,137 Stupe! I-- 414 00:15:52,214 --> 00:15:53,973 I didn't think you'd come. 415 00:15:54,049 --> 00:15:56,976 This is...Jellyfish. 416 00:15:57,052 --> 00:15:58,535 Do you need some air? 417 00:15:58,537 --> 00:16:01,647 Stupendous: No! Leave me alone! 418 00:16:01,649 --> 00:16:03,540 [Lute playing] 419 00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:05,800 Mom: This is a statue of my favorite son being done 420 00:16:05,878 --> 00:16:08,470 by my second-favorite son. Sculptor: Oh, no argument here. 421 00:16:08,547 --> 00:16:11,473 Kyle is spectacular. [Kyle neighs softly] 422 00:16:11,550 --> 00:16:14,476 Mom: Oh, right. You all have two legs. 423 00:16:14,478 --> 00:16:17,312 I'm afraid we don't have any chairs. 424 00:16:17,389 --> 00:16:20,315 Everyone, I just want to thank you all 425 00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:22,392 for coming here. I couldn't choose 426 00:16:22,394 --> 00:16:24,319 a more beautiful family to turn 10,000 with. 427 00:16:24,396 --> 00:16:26,654 [Centaurs neigh and snort] 428 00:16:26,674 --> 00:16:28,656 Mom: You all came from so far away. 429 00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:31,343 Thomas and Caroline brought their beautiful children 430 00:16:31,345 --> 00:16:33,904 all the way from Crete. Thomas: We came on our new boat. 431 00:16:33,922 --> 00:16:36,015 You simply must see our new boat. 432 00:16:36,091 --> 00:16:37,683 Mom: Oh, I've got a new boat as well. 433 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:39,926 Aren't boats fun? We should have a family trip 434 00:16:40,003 --> 00:16:41,687 on my boat sometime. Thomas: Yay! 435 00:16:41,764 --> 00:16:43,263 I love family boat trips. 436 00:16:43,415 --> 00:16:45,098 This family and boats. 437 00:16:45,251 --> 00:16:48,101 Mom: And you all look so beautiful and perfect, 438 00:16:48,254 --> 00:16:50,103 except for Shlub and his family, 439 00:16:50,256 --> 00:16:52,589 but we didn't expect anything more from them, did we? 440 00:16:52,591 --> 00:16:54,107 [Centaurs laughing] 441 00:16:54,184 --> 00:16:55,534 Hippocampus: Wow. 442 00:16:55,611 --> 00:16:57,536 Grandmother really did a number on Dad. 443 00:16:57,687 --> 00:17:00,414 [Laughing and gurgling] 444 00:17:02,768 --> 00:17:04,935 Maya: Stupe, what's wrong? 445 00:17:04,953 --> 00:17:06,694 Stupendous: A jellyfish? Really? 446 00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:09,531 I told you I hate jellyfish! Maya: But I don't. 447 00:17:09,608 --> 00:17:11,792 Did you go to seventh base with him? 448 00:17:11,868 --> 00:17:13,201 Can I tell you another secret? 449 00:17:13,279 --> 00:17:14,945 We actually have 8 bases. 450 00:17:14,947 --> 00:17:16,221 -What? -OK, 9. 451 00:17:16,298 --> 00:17:17,872 Stupendous: And you went all the way 452 00:17:17,950 --> 00:17:20,208 with that jellyfish? I thought what we had was special. 453 00:17:20,286 --> 00:17:22,728 Maya: It was. But it was a vacation thing. 454 00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:24,396 I thought you understood. 455 00:17:24,548 --> 00:17:26,623 Stupendous: Nah, I was lying to myself. 456 00:17:26,625 --> 00:17:29,735 My brother was right. You did leave me broken. 457 00:17:29,812 --> 00:17:31,628 Maya: But not drowned. 458 00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:34,073 Maybe next time, I'll let you go to tenth. 459 00:17:34,149 --> 00:17:36,149 -There's ten?! -Oops. 460 00:17:36,226 --> 00:17:38,744 See ya! [Splash] 461 00:17:38,821 --> 00:17:42,039 Stupendous: Eh, worth it. 462 00:17:45,978 --> 00:17:49,421 Mom: So, Shlub, you're still living out there among humans? 463 00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:51,924 -Yes, Mother. -And having orgies with them? 464 00:17:51,926 --> 00:17:53,425 -Yes, Mother. -I suppose I should 465 00:17:53,502 --> 00:17:55,502 congratulate you on at least trying not to be 466 00:17:55,579 --> 00:17:58,322 a massive disappointment. Shlub: Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. 467 00:17:58,340 --> 00:18:00,599 Tapestry Monster: Are we ready to take a family tapestry? 468 00:18:00,601 --> 00:18:02,935 Mom: Oh, yes, please. Everyone gather round. 469 00:18:03,086 --> 00:18:04,436 Shlub: Mm. Tapestry Monster: Why don't we 470 00:18:04,438 --> 00:18:06,346 have the guest of honor in the middle? 471 00:18:06,348 --> 00:18:08,832 Excellent, and the grandchildren up front? 472 00:18:08,834 --> 00:18:12,002 Maybe you could move a little towards the back? 473 00:18:12,020 --> 00:18:13,779 Uh, a bit more. 474 00:18:13,930 --> 00:18:17,432 Kyle, maybe you move a little in front of them. 475 00:18:17,509 --> 00:18:20,101 Hmm, we're still seeing a little too much 476 00:18:20,103 --> 00:18:23,104 of the...loser family. 477 00:18:23,106 --> 00:18:25,641 Kyle: If I stand sideways, does that cover them? 478 00:18:25,643 --> 00:18:28,610 Caroline: What if I drape my mane in front of them? 479 00:18:28,687 --> 00:18:30,871 Shlub: Do you see how the drinking figures into this? 480 00:18:31,023 --> 00:18:32,780 Tyrannis: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I went from 481 00:18:32,800 --> 00:18:36,026 hating you to having fun with you to hating you again-- 482 00:18:36,044 --> 00:18:38,195 Shlub: Does this end somewhere positive? 483 00:18:38,213 --> 00:18:39,787 'Cause I'm rather in a dark place. 484 00:18:39,807 --> 00:18:42,474 Tyrannis: It does. I--I really sympathize with you, Dad. 485 00:18:42,551 --> 00:18:45,218 Mommy issues are kind of my speciality. 486 00:18:45,220 --> 00:18:47,220 Excuse me. Grandmother! Mom: Not now. 487 00:18:47,222 --> 00:18:49,055 We're taking a portrait. Tyrannis: Yes, now! 488 00:18:49,132 --> 00:18:51,224 I thought family was about responsibility 489 00:18:51,301 --> 00:18:54,802 and obligation, but I see now what that gets you. 490 00:18:54,804 --> 00:18:56,563 Family is supposed to be about supporting each other 491 00:18:56,565 --> 00:18:59,232 for exactly who we are, and I'd much rather have 492 00:18:59,385 --> 00:19:02,386 a screw-up dad than a mean-spirited, condescending, 493 00:19:02,404 --> 00:19:05,055 phony-ass mother! Deliria: Excuse me?! 494 00:19:05,073 --> 00:19:07,224 Tyrannis: Not you! Her! Mom: Shlub, take 495 00:19:07,226 --> 00:19:09,168 your insolent, two-legged children out of here. 496 00:19:09,319 --> 00:19:11,319 Shlub: I have a better idea. 497 00:19:11,321 --> 00:19:13,321 Mom: What? What are you doing? [Shlub grunts] 498 00:19:13,323 --> 00:19:17,342 Mom: No! No! No! [Shlub farting] 499 00:19:17,494 --> 00:19:20,846 Kyle: Oh. Mom: How is that an idea? 500 00:19:20,923 --> 00:19:22,756 [Tyrannis grunts] 501 00:19:22,832 --> 00:19:24,741 [Mom gasps] 502 00:19:24,743 --> 00:19:27,186 [Centaurs shouting] 503 00:19:27,337 --> 00:19:28,595 Oops! 504 00:19:28,672 --> 00:19:31,264 Looks like the desserts are flambéed tonight. 505 00:19:31,341 --> 00:19:34,676 I've never seen anything so rude in all my life! 506 00:19:34,753 --> 00:19:36,844 [Grunts] 507 00:19:36,939 --> 00:19:38,572 Ah, ha ha! 508 00:19:42,686 --> 00:19:44,778 [Hippocampus grunts] 509 00:19:44,854 --> 00:19:46,705 [Crash] 510 00:19:48,042 --> 00:19:50,600 Stupendous: What the hell is going on here? 511 00:19:50,619 --> 00:19:52,269 Hippocampus: We're doing what we do best-- 512 00:19:52,271 --> 00:19:54,696 ruining things. Stupendous: On it. 513 00:19:54,698 --> 00:19:57,365 Aah! Caroline: Oh! 514 00:19:57,367 --> 00:19:58,792 So what happened with the mermaid? 515 00:19:58,794 --> 00:20:00,219 Got burned. You were maybe 516 00:20:00,370 --> 00:20:02,888 a little bit right: my heart was too big. 517 00:20:02,965 --> 00:20:04,948 Caroline: Oh! My mane! 518 00:20:04,950 --> 00:20:06,708 [All grunting] 519 00:20:06,710 --> 00:20:08,543 [Gurgles] 520 00:20:08,620 --> 00:20:10,545 Mom: My tapestry! 521 00:20:10,622 --> 00:20:12,305 [People yell] 522 00:20:12,382 --> 00:20:14,474 Shlub: So, shall we fly home? 523 00:20:14,551 --> 00:20:16,476 Hippocampus: I got a better idea! 524 00:20:16,553 --> 00:20:18,311 Let's sail! 525 00:20:18,388 --> 00:20:20,146 Your brother Thomas was right. 526 00:20:20,148 --> 00:20:22,115 It is a beautiful boat. 527 00:20:24,303 --> 00:20:26,078 Tyrannis: What's our heading, Captain Dad? 528 00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:28,163 Shlub: I haven't the faintest idea. 529 00:20:31,827 --> 00:20:33,234 Do you love sailor songs? 530 00:20:33,254 --> 00:20:35,996 You'll love this collection of all the classics. 531 00:20:36,072 --> 00:20:38,573 You'll get "Retch on the Floor, Retch on the Floor, 532 00:20:38,650 --> 00:20:41,075 Watch Your Step, There's Retch on the Floor," 533 00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:43,077 "A Shanty for My Auntie," 534 00:20:43,171 --> 00:20:45,489 "Overboard Again, This Time for Good," 535 00:20:45,491 --> 00:20:48,433 "Rickets, Rickets, Who Else Has Rickets?" 536 00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:51,085 "The Captain's Friend, the Captain's Friend, 537 00:20:51,087 --> 00:20:53,272 Who Has to Be the Captain's Friend?" 538 00:20:53,348 --> 00:20:55,499 "How Many People Are Not Overboard?" 539 00:20:55,501 --> 00:20:58,593 "Need a Mouse, Take a Mouse, Got a Mouse, Leave a Mouse," 540 00:20:58,687 --> 00:21:01,505 "The Cook's in the Soup, the Cook's in the Soup, 541 00:21:01,523 --> 00:21:04,024 We Threw Him In, the Cook's in the Soup," 542 00:21:04,100 --> 00:21:07,119 "Sharks!" "Wasting Away, Day by Day," 543 00:21:07,195 --> 00:21:09,604 "It's Not a Gay Thing, It's a Boredom Thing, 544 00:21:09,606 --> 00:21:12,032 a Boredom Thing, a Boredom Thing." 545 00:21:12,108 --> 00:21:14,609 "I'm Kidding Myself, It Was a Gay Thing, 546 00:21:14,686 --> 00:21:18,038 It Was a Gay Thing, It Was a Gay Thing." 547 00:21:18,190 --> 00:21:20,557 "I Think the Sea Birds Are Talking to Me," 548 00:21:20,559 --> 00:21:23,860 "The Stars Are Lying, Go That Way, Go That Way," 549 00:21:23,879 --> 00:21:25,545 and everyone's favorite, 550 00:21:25,622 --> 00:21:29,123 "Gloria My Love (The Overboard Song)." 551 00:21:29,459 --> 00:21:31,351 Man: Did you get any of that? 552 00:21:33,388 --> 00:21:34,479 Man: Bento. [People cheer] 42677

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