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"Pere, that's not going well. Roger hasn't found them."

"We don't know anything, not even where they are, nor how they are, nor..."

"And I am, Pedro, that I don't..."

"Now the Mossos have arrived and the firefighters and..."

"Families should be called."

"Pere, please come now."

#

# Count on me in the last breath of the night,

# and in the first breath of the day.

# In your lips,

# when you yawn.

# Count on me.

# And you and me,

# in a frozen city,

# melting the snow inside your sheets.

# And you and me,

# until your wings heal,

# I will be here scaring your nightmares.

# And you and me,

# in a frozen city,

# melting the snow inside your sheets.

# And you and me,

# until your wings heal,

# I will be here scaring your nightmares. #

Aaaaaaah!

Sofi, are you okay?

Yes Yes.

Sure?

Yeah.

I was... I was dreaming with... with Yab.

And what was killing you? Because you were fucking screaming...

No, on the contrary...

Have you had an erotic dream?

And what was happening? We want to know everything, Sofi.

We were in a wheat field

and Yab told me who had fallen in love with me.

And?

We were stretched out and... we ended up doing it there, in the meadow.

-"Oh yes, Yab, don't stop!" -And?

When you think about acting in real life, huh?

Don't know...

If it's clear, give it a try, aunt!

Don't you say that the other day Was it about to get involved?

-Yeah... -Well that's it!

You go, you tell him what you feel and that's it.

"Oh yes, Yab, don't stop!"

Let it come back in!

"Fuck!" "Fuck."

Dude, hide it, right? You're drooling.

No. I have nothing to hide, me.

And that face?

You should tell us something or not?

-Hey? -No.

Yes, okay, "bastard." Yab, please.

-Come on, but... But be quiet, eh? -Yes Yes. I zipper. I swear.

That last night...

I ended up doing it with Noor.

Uncle!

Congratulations champion!

-Detail, details, details! -No no no.

No, no, no... Say one. Give me details.

-No no. No, no, no. -Uncle, Yab. Goes. A little, something.

-No, no. -You deserve it. You deserve it, man.

What did he do to you? Because this aunt He has the face to do everything. Yes or no?

-Look at the face the bastard makes! -Detail, details!

Man, we are like brothers, you and me. You have to tell it, bastard.

-No, no. -Come on, man. I'll tell you everything.

-No. -I'll tell you everything, Yab.

"Oh, Yabsera, oh...!"

And does it hurt or what?

#

...twenty-six, twenty-seven, twenty-eight, twenty-nine,

thirty, thirty-one, thirty-two, thirty-three, thirty-four...

Go, meeting!

...thirty-nine, forty!

Let's see. I don't entertain myself much that I have work.

Tonight we will do horror night.

-Oh really? -Go ahead!

Spread!

But what do you say? If you are a shit!

No one will ever have to hug me because I am very afraid.

Strip. Pull there, pull there, pull there...

Can you imagine that today I die any of us?

Do you volunteer?

Really, they would make a living as comedians, eh, you two?

It will be a journey around the house

with marks that will have to be done in small groups.

In other words, like a tunnel of fear through the forest?

More or less.

For now I can only assure you and promise that you will shit yourself!

Last year we shit ourselves. Isn't that right, Yab?

Yeah.

Let's see, the monitors will be doing the activity,

so, furthermore, You will have the day off.

Being able to do swimming, soccer, bracelets, whatever you want and feel like,

but without going overboard.

And do absolutely nothing that I wouldn't do.

Goes! Wow, air!

-Come on, come on, come on. -Air!

-Hi there. -Hello good morning.

Look. I have a letter certified by Mai Garcรญa Rossellรณ.

It's me.

Well look, you should make me... a signature here.

-Perfect. Thank you so much. -Mercio.

Toad Eye Punch to set the scene for the horror festival.

Hey. All good?

Yes. Huh?

Yeah.

No.

I'm in in a very beastly mess, man.

Yeeeepa! What are you plotting?

Nothing.

Pedro!

-This has come for you. -Oh thank you.

-Do I help you? -No no no no.

-Yes, I'm much better now. -Ah...

Today I have already managed to get up from the toilet bowl

without crawling on the floor first.

What a shitty birthday, Eva.

True... Oysters, Pedro. For many years!

-Thank you. -Come on, don't complain.

Someone has sent you a gift.

I bought this for myself.

And what is?

It's one of those girdles of... old, damn!

-It's funny, huh? -Oh no! Come on, sorry.

Go take a shit.

What are you staring at?

Sorry.

Elia?

Elia.

Can we talk for a moment?

-Is something wrong with Rita? -Not because?

I have seen you go down with a bad face from the sink.

No. Really, nothing is happening. We're fine, we're fine.

Host. This car What about your mothers?

Where do you see a great car, man?

-Here. -Let's see, let's see?

Holy shit, man. This car is shit.

-And you have a pool too, or what? -Yeah...

But, let's see something, Ramonet.

Uncle, why haven't you told us? You're really loaded, bastard?

You already told Mai Are you Elon Musk or what?

Go take a shit, go ahead.

You and her in the... with that embarrassment...

-With this little bit... -Oh, yes, Billy! What a heat!

-And which one they use! -Yes Yes.

No, no, go ahead and say, but I have a pool and you don't.

-Lost. -Hey!

-Don't go too far for me, eh? -How superfluous, Billy.

-Wow! 7,014 "likes", already! -What are you saying! Let's see?

-Yes Yes. -7,014, love?

-Forgive my life. -Aunt, I'm freaking out.

It's that, of course, salt babes, What do you want me to say.

-You will say. Looking?

No, nothing. That these two hooked up yesterday.

OK. Ah, I read it, huh? Pay attention.

"Couple goals", "I would like that,"

"Make a super good couple", "So handsome"

"Yab, this interests us a lot,"

"How handsome this 'girl' is." shirtless,

"We want more photos please."

-Yes, man. -Please, Yab!

What happen? Looking?

They are handsome, huh?

You, who has 8,000 likes, now!

Aunt, I already told you that you had to wake up.

Guys are like that.

They like girls like Noor, who look like they fuck.

On the other hand, you, Sofi, without offending,

you carry some combs of dead musket...

It's great that you were discharged!

You're happy, aren't you?

Yes a lot.

Me too.

A lot. Very much.

Wow, soon you will return to instinct and you will see your colleagues.

They won't remember me.

Yes, Sofia. Of course. You will see.

You are beautiful, love.

Oh...

Oh...

Oh! 55 tacos and look how I am.

-Come on! Mr. optimism! -Ah!

Oh! Sorry! Sorry, Peter. Sorry.

Wow, what do you want us to do to celebrate? your birthday, mm?

-Don't know. -Come go! Mm?

-It's not necessary, really. -Oh, wow, Pedro.

-Thank you, thank you, but it is not necessary. -Come on. This.

Oops. Sorry. I think... it's not... it's not the moment.

Mai!

Yeah.

I wanted to tell you that... that...

I have received a letter to go to the courts to testify for...

I blew up his cell phone to a teenager

because I was filming a girl's panties and she reported me.

Nothing, I... I'll have to go in Barcelona one day.

And that.

Do, do.

Ah!

Fuck you, David!

Oops! But...

Host, Mai, but which... What is this?

Fuck yourself. To scare me.

But I didn't, I didn't want to scare you.

I just wanted to talk to you a little,

because today she seems to be angry with me,

I don't know if I've done anything...

-I mean no, I don't understand it. -Well no!

No, what's up. It has nothing to do with you.

It's just... a bastard He has reported me...

and I have to go declare...

in Barcelona.

And I just told it to my parents.

No, Mai and... so what?

Well, they have remained in paintings

and... my mother's face It was a poem.

No, no, no, no, Mai. I... I...

I-I don't want you to go.

At the moment I'm going to nail posters.

-Hey, Mai! -That?

Spiderman dress, inside out... A kiss, right?

-A kiss from Spiderman? -Yeah.

Mai...

-Mai! -Good luck!

Mai! But don't leave me here! Mai! Mai, listen to me one thing.

-That? -Mai! Mai!

-Good luck! -Mai, now I don't know how to get down!

-Mai! Mai! Mai! -Because of the scare!

-Help me! -Ah-ah...

Hello, beauties.

See my super vampire outfit for tonight.

See this cool makeup so good that I have done. Do you like it?

Yab!

What a cool costume you're wearing. Let's go together, man.

What are you doing?

-Sorry. I scared you? -No.

I mean, no... Don't touch me.

Yab, it seems to me that you have misinterpreted things.

So yesterday was superb, we had a great time,

I like you like a motherfucker and you are very good.

But that's it, you know?

Sorry. It's just that, I don't know, maybe I had thought...

-We had a good time, didn't we? -Mm-hm.

Yab, it's just that I... I'm not into relationships, you know?

No...

I don't want ties. Know?

Yes. Me... me neither.

Brilliant.

Then friends?

Yes. Yes, yes, of course. Yeah.

Mm-hm?

Good...

-Hey! -Hey.

-Pedro, for many years! -Oh thank you.

-For many years! -Ah!

Oh, sorry, sorry.

Listen, I took him for dinner of your birthday.

Thank you.

He invited me to Eva.

In the end we had dinner here.

-Ah, what was a surprise? -Maybe yes...

Maybe it was a surprise dinner With surprise.

-Host. I'm sorry. -No no. Do not suffer.

The misfortunes, Better to see them coming.

-As? -Mm! It was a joke.

Listen to me. It is white. It's your favorite, right?

In fact, I like black better, but...

-Collons, I didn't get a single one right. -No! Do not suffer.

-Today I plan to drink it all. -Of course! Very good!

Ah!

-I put it in the refrigerator. -Yeah

-Come on. More seriously, Mai. -Mai, can we talk for a moment?

Let's put the speakers in the forest.

You explain it to me well, What about the court summons?

Well it's more or less what I have told you before.

I was on the street, they appeared some stupid teenagers,

They saw a girl with a mini,

They took advantage of the fact that I was distracted by my cell phone

to take photos of her in her panties.

I warned the girl, one of the kids became stupid,

He hesitated at me, insulted me and...

and I took his cell phone

and I stamped it against the floor.

That for... for pleasure,

what I would have liked It's bursting your mouth,

but I did not, I controlled myself.

And... now he has reported me.

Very good.

-Very well, what? -Yes, Mai. That you did very well.

That you were very brave, that... I'm very proud of you.

Yes a lot.

-I didn't expect it at all now. -Oh, daughter...

That we are not so different either, you and me, huh?

-No? -No. No no no.

I messed up sometimes too.

Yeah! I also really liked going out and partying...

And it was always the last to close the premises.

And also... I got into in some messes.

Look, one summer I wanted pasta to travel, to go out,

to do my things...

I met some people

that... he proposed giving me pills and I said yes.

-No... -Yes Yes.

But it was only once,

because they were about to catch me and I screwed up a lot.

-Holy bitch, mom. -Yes Yes...

After all, we all have a past, Mai.

That your father and I will help you in whatever is necessary.

In fact, he told me that he will call to a friend his lawyer,

Let's see if he can give you a hand.

Wow. Very cool. A lot...

Very cool, mom. Thank you.

You are welcome, daughter.

"Ready "by the night of terror?"

"Tonight he will never forget it."

"And there's less left..."

"Tick-tock, tick-tock..."

And those sounds that have been worked on? How to grind, right?

They're pretty scary, huh?

-Hey! The Kings have come! -Holy shit, Billy!

-What is this Billy? -But what are you doing? Are you inviting us, or what?

It's Samir's punch.

Does this shit have alcohol in it?

Negative.

One moment, one moment, one moment.

-But nothing happens! What is good! -Billy, yes it happens.

-It's blackberry, it's good like that! -It's terrible. No no no. Not good.

-Of course it won't bring alcohol. -Whoa! Yab, help me bro!

-Are you having fun? -Lololo!

-Eeeeeh! Don't stop, don't stop! -Hey, peรฑa!

Let's do a "Never Have I Ever", right?

Very good, Noor. Very good.

I never ever! I never ever! I never ever!

-He has, Billy. -Mercio. Who begins?

Well, I'll start. I start!

I never never

I thought that tonight we are going to catch a historical Turkish.

It's good, it's good.

Cross out!

But what is that face? What do not you like?

Sincerely, I expected something else.

Go, go. That Samir has done it to take care of you, okay.

But I don't know anymore, it's the day of my birthday, right?

-A little more party. -Don't complain, it will be great.

-Fucking costume! -Hey.

Hey, Mai!

I was just coming to say hello.

-Don't you want to eat anything? -No. It's horror night, mom.

-How many hundred? -A hundred nothing!

-But soon I will be like you! -No, because you will be ready to eat!

-Oh, oh! Stop, stop, stop, stop! -Oh, oh, sorry. Well...

-Apa. Get along. You too.

Bye bye! -Bye bye!

Maybe we haven't so bad, right?

No. Maybe not.

-A little more wine? -Yes of course.

-Thank you. -You are welcome.

-Congratulations, Pedro. Oops! -Oh!

What happen?

-The night of terror begins... -Aaah!

I'm going to look for some candles.

I never ever...

I've gotten involved with no one here.

OK. I have never ever...

Yes. I never...

-Come on, Uri, say! Goes! -OK.

I have never fallen in love with a MILF.

-She's not a MILF, asshole! -Billy, what should you drink? Uncle, baby.

Look, peak because I feel like drinking,

not because Mai is a MILF.

Of course, Billy. Of course. Very good!

I never...

I had an erotic dream with someone from here.

Ueeeeeh! The aunt is going strong, huh?

-Wow. -No.

No! Sofia! No no no no!

-Do you have to tell us something? -No.

Come on, aunt, tell me. With who? Tell us!

Come on, Sofi, that with this you will not get drunk.

Sinner Sofia.

-What is he drinking? -What is he drinking?

-I'm freaking out. -He is drinking!

Hello?

That's it.

Sofia! Hey!

Hey, have you thought about what you'd like to do this summer?

I don't know.

To do?

Let's see, would you like it? go to colonies?

Nature or... or sports.

Meet people. New people.

There are some that even you can ride a horse.

-I don't know how to ride a horse. -But they would teach you there for sure.

I just don't know If I want to ride a horse.

And furthermore, these colonies I'm sure they're worth a fortune.

Your tutor told me that we could apply for a scholarship.

That?

If I go to colonies, what will you do?

I? With the apartment alone? You better not know.

I don't want to try it, I don't want to try it. Well,...

Very good.

Here, Billy, take this.

Are you ready for the scary night?

Ready to experience strong emotions?

-Do you see this key? -Yeah.

Even those who have been here for years

doesn't know the hallway where it will enter.

And it will freak you out. He'll be scared shitless.

Do what comes out of your most intimate genital parts,

but don't look back.

And don't hesitate to move your skeleton if necessary.

Everything is to pass the tests.

Dance, mail, walk...

but don't look back.

Because maybe you will find some surprise and you will be amazed.

-Wow, aunt! -Now, now...

When I reach the end of the road, Someone will tell you how to continue, okay?

But, Mai, which hallway? Where... where is it going to stop?

Exact.

Let us begin.

Uuuuh!

Sorry! Excuse me, excuse me.

-There has been an emergency. -That?

A very dangerous prisoner has escaped from a prison

and it's hanging around there.

-Yes of course. -Oh no. Man, what a shit.

Furthermore, they say he is armed with an ax

-A psychopathic lumberjack? -Yes! Which is no joke.

-We have to get out of here now!

Wow. No no no. I've screwed myself now, right?

Yes. From here you feel the stench of shit.

You're disgusting, man.

OK. We are all? Well come on, come on. Come on. Fast!

-Come on, go, go, go, go, go! -Come on, come on, come on! Go passing.

Forward! Forward! Forward!

-Come on, come on, come on! -Do it, tete.

Come go. I've seen you guys faster.

Go, go, go! Everyone inside.

No no no. This is very scary, guys.

-Man, I think I have claustrophobia. -But why do I have to go first?

Wow, what is this? Wow. I love it.

Love! Just a moment, Uri.

No, what is this?

-Let's see? -Billy, Billy! Come with me, please.

Uri, don't fuck yourself so hard, it hurts.

What's up? What's up? I don't know but I love it!

You're a geek, aren't you?

Boo!

Is she Mai?

Host, What a bad feeling, guys.

Oh no, okay. We run, we run.

Hey! Hey! There is a way out here!

Damn, wow, man!

Look at this! What is this...? Look at this!

-Ah! -Oh, Billy!

-Host! -It moves like a...!

-What is this? Stop stop Stop. -I love it!

-How handsome! -Hey, look here, look here! Come.

-But where is the red thread? -Is this.

But this is orange.

-The red thread, the red thread.

-Host! -Host!

-How handsome, right? -Tremendous, the monster.

Look at this!

-How much left? -Let's go here.

-Oh, Rita. -Oh!

-Oh!

-Xxxt. -Host!

Silence.

Oh, no more surprises, please.

must go through the forest in small groups.

You will find evidence that there will be to solve in order to...

...escape... and survive.

And remember...

that it is totally forbidden to touch anyone

if you don't want to live the worst of suffering.

Wow, the little groups!

Goes!

Girls!

Dude, you can't trust You're welcome to go through the air.

Yes, he is a "bastard". It could fall at any second!

Eh eh! A sign, a sign. Goes! Xxxt, wow.

"Find the Hanged Man's Tree."

-The woodcutter, we will find. -Yeah.

-We will find the psychopath, Yab. -The hanging tree.

Well, it will be there.

Look look. We go down there and that's it.

Aaaaaah!

Host.

And that cry, "machote"?

-Shut up, hood. -Zero units of grace, that boy.

Good night.

-Well, how cool. -There are no clues here, eh?

How to grind all this.

Yes that's fine.

-Don't take photos of me. -Sorry?

What did he said He doesn't want you to take photos of him.

-What's wrong, are you deaf or what? -Wow. What a bitter couple...

You would love yourself more be with Yab, right?

At least I enjoy him.

No no. This is for sure.

We have already seen what a good time you have.

Any problem?

No.

Come on, let's continue.

Do you know that there are people who have died from a heart attack

during the night of terror, right?

-Shut up, man. -Oh, Billy!

Damn, what about that? What's up, right?

Host.

-We're leaving, huh? -How handsome, man!

Wow.

What is this down there?

Maybe it's a clue from the activity.

You go down, Billy.

-But it's like your house. -What a cunt!

Wow!

-Do you have a pool at home, do you? -Of course!

I didn't know you were such a good catch.

Yes, but don't get your hopes up, eh?

that in your pool just invite Mai.

Envy!

Oh, Yes. Billy! What a haze.

And which one they use!

# What a calija and what Soliman!

Are you freaking out as much as I am or what?

# I would spend a thousand hours looking at you, while the oceans rise.

Hey! To move the skeleton.

#

# What a calija and which one they use.

# I would spend a thousand hours looking at you, while the oceans rise.

# Redรฉe, how Basque, how embarrassing.

# I would spend a thousand hours looking at you.

# The sea will boil, as a casserole in the oven.

# Time is running out. It ends.

# The sea will boil, as a casserole in the oven.

# Time is running out. It ends. #

Are you sure we're okay?

-What's happening? "Fuck".

Sofia! Aunt, are you okay?

Yes Yes.

-Sure? -Yeah.

Goes!

We have done it like a motherfucker, Hey, man. Test passed!

Hey, you, you, go. Let's go for the following tests.

Goes. Go Go!

-Aaaaah!

-Rita! Goes! -He's pissing.

"Fuck", if he takes a while to pee this aunt.

Boo!

Damn, Rita, stop it!

Fuck off!

Hey, aunt, it was a joke, don't worry.

Fuck you! I'm fed up!

-Lack of what? -Farewell to you! Yours!

Aunt, it's crossed out because he loves Yab.

You shut up!

Look, aunt. Are you stupid, do you feel me?

You're sick in the fucking head!

-Aunt! -Go take a shit.

Seriously, aunt, Yes it was a disaster.

When I put my hand on his leg he slipped away after a second.

And on top of that the fool goes He thinks we are boyfriends.

What are you doing? What the fuck are they fucking?! Son of a bitch! For!

What a pair, damn! For now! Leave my cell phone!

Sofia! What a pair, damn! What couples! For!

-For!

Leave me! Leave me, Eric! Leave me alone, damn it!

-Noor! -Leave me, damn it!

-Let me be, damn it! -Calm down, Noor.

-Noor, stop! -Calm down the hell!

Whose cell phone is this?

Campus.

-Hey, hey, hey, hey! Noor! -Hey, hey, hey! Noor!

Sofรญa, pretty damn it! That's it!

Mai.

Aren't we missing someone?

Rita.

I will take them.

Everyone at home!

-Come on! -Rita?

Rita!

Rita!

Rita?

Rita.

-Uuuuh!

#

# And you And me,

# until your wings heal,

# I will be here scaring your nightmares. #

-And my cell phone? -Not even a joke.

-Noor, please, let me in! -Holy bitch, Uri! Let me, "fuck"!

I think I'm getting tired of it, the issue of hiding and secrecy.

-Ah! -You've passed three fucking towns.

-What are you talking about? -They will come looking for you.

It is clear that you cannot be in some colonies.

-Yabsera, you're distracted! -It's good that you like it!

-Shut up now! -"Are you dreamed or what?"

"Do not kiss me in front of the kids."

Look, Mai. I'm not your fucking Satisfyer.

-Are you and David ever dating? -No!

No, huh?

# I have never thought that I would be happier with you.

# I have never thought that I would be happier with you.

# And I freeze and she drinks. #

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