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Papa, three, six, seven, to central room.

I'm looking for a group from Les Guilles that hasn't returned yet.

Be alert.

"Copy."

-What a bastard, man. -Sorry, sorry.

You're very handsome, huh?

What are you staring at?

Nothing.

-Nothing. -OK.

What do you like more, dancing or playing soccer?

What?

What do you like more, dancing or playing soccer?

Dancing.

But don't tell Eric.

OK.

Lets see if...

Let's see if I remember something.

-How cool. -Yeah? Alright?

Yes, yes. Look.

Can?

And... change.

And stretch.

And open.

And wave.

I am going to have breakfast.

OK.

-Tete. How are you? -How are you?

Here.

-Hi. -Good morning.

Good morning.

-Hi, bro. -Shower.

Shower...

Eric!

Tell me, tete!

I think I got caught.

I don't know, it's weird. I mean...

I don't know what to do.

I don't know, man.

Did you hear me?

I'm not feeling well, Mom.

What's wrong, darling?

I don't know. I feel like vomiting.

-Nerves... -No.

-I won't be able to play. -Sure you will!

Today is a very important day. Juan Carlos from Barça comes to see you.

He knows you're a wonderful, magnetic player,

you're... You're the leader of the team!

-Do you know it or not? -Yeah.

Come on! Don't let your nerves control you.

You control them.

-Yeah? -Yeah.

Come on!

Yeah...

Oh, darling, darling...!

Look, this is one of the best things in my life.

Seriously, huh?

-Look, Yab is waiting for you. -Yes.

Come on! You're perfect!

Eric! Eric!

Eric!

Are you okay?

Sure.

So...

You got caught by a girl?

Hey.

Do you want some?

Did your brother sent you to make a joke on me?

Did he spit or pee inside?

My brother is an idiot. Ignore him.

I called you because Roger wants to explain you several things.

Yes. As you know, we are on alert for a heat wave.

This means that -smoking is forbidden-

light a fire or anything that could cause a fire...

-Yes, sorry... -Tell me.

-What you're saying is always a rule. -Always. Yes, it's always.

But I explain it to make you remember.

In any case, we are expected to exceed the 40 degrees.

This means that Civil Protection has asked us to cancel

all physical activities that are done abroad

to avoid dehydration or dizziness.

To sum up, today and tomorrow,

all outdoor activities are suspended while the sun is shining.

Yes, Mai?

My boys and girls have an assault course.

Is it also cancelled?

-Yes, of course. -Eva...

No changes in our group?

They'll spend the day in the pool and the little ones will bathe in the river.

Ok?

-What, Mai? -And mine?

Yours... I don't know, quiet activities inside the house

or in the shadows?

That's shit, mom.

If they can't bathe, that will be unbearable.

Mai, tomorrow you'll go to the river. Today you stay here, that's it.

-But can't we all...? -That's it! Ok?

Very good.

Thanks, Roger.

You are welcome.

-I'm going up. -Yes, thank you.

Mai! Mai!

You all go now.

Rita.

Sit here, if you want.

-Hey, Mai. -Hey!

Don't get too tired.

I don't get tired. Never.

Ah! You bastard!

Billy!

How do you call that?

Jujitsu. Crappy jujitsu.

Well, I really like jujitsu.

-You too? -Of course...!

Well... I think you have competition, baby.

Cheer up.

-Sofia, you're drooling. -What?

It's okay. He's good.

-Today we talked again. -Then you got pregnant!

-Less talking and more... -Hey, you.

-That's too much, huh? -You must wake up.

Oherwise, someone else will get him. That's how the world works, Sofi.

Enough of that. Everybody up!

-To do what? -Get your oldest t-shirt.

Because...

the dirty war begins!

Come on, Uri!

Twister. Yab!

Right hand to yellow!

Sofi! Right hand to blue.

Left hand to red.

Right hand to red.

Left hand in the blue.

Very good, Yab!

Left foot to blue, Yab.

Good, Sofi!

Yab, please.

You see? I told you.

Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy! Billy!

-Xxt! Calm, calm, calm. -Right or left?

Right.

I didn't expect it.

Mai, no! Don't throw it at me! Don't throw it at me!

-Come on. -Left! Left! Left!

Right. Stop, stop, stop!

What?

Right! No, Mai!

I love it!

Right or left?

Left.

Come on, pose.

"Posturetis" moment.

-How do pigs do it? -One moment. One moment, wait.

Someone down.

One, two, and...

Very good!

We're leaving

to the official last test

of our dirty war!

The moment of the final test has come.

The clothing chain!

The team that makes the longest clothes chain before time runs out

completely wins the gymkhana.

-Understood? -Yeah!

Three, two, one!

Rita, take off your shirt! Rita!

-We'll lose? -Don't touch me!

-Come on, we're going to lose! -Take it off! What happens?

-Leave me alone. -Three, two, one...!

We won! We won!

Bravo!

We lost because of you.

-Fuck yourself. -You could have taken it off.

-That's it. -She's always seeking for attention.

It's a game! It's a game.

-What were you looking at? -Nothing.

-You were watching porn. -What are you talking about?

It's okay, everyone watches porn from time to time.

Do you know which porn movie people say is very hardcore?

No.

"Sex in the throat."

In the throat.

Mai told you.

What the hell!

Well... yes.

In fact, I wanted to talk to you about it.

-Do you really want us to talk about...? -No, Pere, seriously...

I don't want you to feel uncomfortable.

On the contrary. I'm happy for you.

-Sure? Yeah? -Sure!

Why should I lie?

Pere,

are you fine, huh?

Everyone to the shower and have lunch!

She's doing well, right?

Black, black, black...

All, all, all, all, all, all black.

Daddy!

Hello.

Yes, very good.

Super cool.

Yes. Really, really.

Eric? Yes, he's here.

Well, as always, acting cool, you know.

Yes, well...

Yeah.

Yes, yes.

Yes, dad. I'll call her tomorrow, don't worry.

Yes, I know. Really. Yeah.

Bye, kisses. I love you.

Black!

-You're going too fast. -Wow, you turn me on...

Really? Do I?

Sure.

Don't go so fast.

Erico, it was just a game.

Are you gay?

Shut the fuck up, right?

Not a fucking word to anyone, or I swear I'll kill you.

-Eric, what...? -No, no...

Èlia, listen to me. Shut the fuck up. Noone can know about this.

-What are you saying? -Shut the fuck up, Èlia!

-Don't fuck me! -Oriol will do that, wont' he?

What are you doing? Touch me. Touch me, go!

And I swear that in two minutes the parents know it,

the whole football club knows it

and even the fucking president of Barça.

He's very hot.

Yes, indeed.

Do you want more?

There isn't any left.

No problem. Eric!

What?

You can't stand flan and you'll give yours to Rita, won't you?

Thank you.

Hey, are you sleeping?

Hello, Yab.

Good morning.

What?

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much? Why?

Didn't you pass it under the door?

The bracelet?

Do you think I'm that shabby to pass it under the door?

-Well... -That's him.

He's crazy about you!

Come on, Mai...

Yes, give him hope, poor boy.

What's wrong, haven't you slept today either?

A shower?

Well, Pere.

-Have you chosen the wrong size? -Go to hell.

Come on...!

-Hello! -Hi!

-We come for the pool. -Does this house have a pool?

With amazing views.

-The funny guy. -Down.

-Thanks. -Bye bye!

-Who are those? -I don't know.

That's nice.

We'll finish quickly and have a bath.

-Mai left her tobacco bag. -That?

Just watch.

OK, but quickly!

Jesus!

Come on!

-Could you? -I haven't caught anything.

She almost caught us, huh?

Let's go. Everyone to the river!

Hey, girls! Keep going!

Eric, we'll talk later.

Hey, Pere. Are you OK?

-What do you think? -Get in, I'll take you back.

I'm fine.

Hey, do you mind...?

What?

-That, Eva and I... -No, no! No way.

No?

She's a wonderful woman.

What should I tell you? You already know.

Yes. Except when she eats after midnight.

What? Is there any problem?

It was a joke. I meant like the Gremlins.

-What? -The Gremlins!

If they eat after midnight, they turn into wild beasts.

-Does this happen to Eva? -That was a joke, Roger! A joke!

Seriously, you've never seen this movie?

No, it must be before I was born. An old movie, right?

-What happened to you? -Nothing. I'm fine.

-I'll help you. I'll help you. -No, no, no. Thank you.

Thank you.

-It's hard getting older, huh? -There are also good things.

Such as...?

For example, learning not to screw up by talking too much.

Hey, you're super! You look great!

-You don't look your age. -Don't try to fix it now.

Shit.

It takes him a while, doesn't it?

You got it?

Are we even?

I don't know.

I knew it! You just have to trust yourself, Eric. You see?

-Had I told you? -Yeah.

Mum.

Barça and Girona. I just can't believe it!

Mum.

Juan Carlos from Barça was impressed. And Narcís told me...

-Mum! -What?

-I'm late for rehearsal. -It doesn't matter, for one day.

It does! They're waiting for me and the premiere is next week!

Very good.

You can't rob a monitor, guys.

Don't be a party pooper!

-Mai will like you in the end. -Guys, guys.

-Fucking hell, guys. -What do you say, Rita?

-Give it to me. -But...!

Are you excited, Billy?

-Come on, Billy. -Do it!

Very good!

-What are you doing? -Be calm.

Do you want it?

-No... -It doesn't contain lactose.

Thank you. It's just... My stomach hurts.

-Twenty minutes. -Goodbye, Cat!

I've woken up of that dream.

I find it hard to believe that 3 days have passed and you are no longer here.

No, sorry, continue.

What an idyllic summer and now I can't see you.

You will not go up any more until winter comes.

I don't know how you'll come back.

If Barcelona has contaminated you or not.

But I'm waiting for you as if nothing had happened.

In the same place every year.

I can't thing about anything else. I can't take you out of my mind.

No, no. Let the air touch me.

Hey! I am the king of Les Guilles!

Sofi, Yab! Uuuuh! Hello!

-How can I...? Shit. -Blow.

The other way around. Here.

-Mai! -What happens?

Mai, I think he got a heatstroke.

Heatstroke?

Hey, guys, but what...?

You almost kill your partner.

You are fucking unconscious!

I could expel you. You know that, don't you?

But you will say nothing.

Excuse me, what?

You won't expel us because the weed is yours.

If Eva knows it, you'll be the one expelled.

Open the windows and let the air in, damn it!

How is he?

Better.

Aren you better, Billy?

We must tell your mother. What happened today is very serious.

-I think that this is... -David.

That.

The weed was mine.

What?

Don't look at me like that.

I mean... I promise you I had it hidden,

I have no fucking idea how they found it.

Mai, if your mother knows about this...

Will you tell her?

No.

Then, she won't know.

Thank you.

I'm very hungry.

Sofi, you missed the party.

I was with Yab.

Did you have it off?

We looked at the stars holding hands.

Oh, that's beautiful!

The T-shirt!

Hello.

-I dreamt about Yab. -An erotic dream?

Hey, you're drooling.

I did it with Noor.

Guys like girls like Noor."

On the other hand, you, Sofi...

Any problem with Rita?

I received a letter to go to the courts to testify.

You're angry with me, have I done anything?

Fuck you! Tonight, we'll have a night of terror.

What a cry, "macho"!

Hey, let's do a Never Have I Ever, right?